dtfic vs maorilad cage fight

>women with Down syndrome have a roughly 50-50 chance of having a child without Down syndrome.
Would be mental having a downy mum

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poo smells lmao

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>>218931878
um actually that's a bit rude...

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>>218931908

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Do Not
go

to

Crystal Kebab in Kings Cross .. Ok ..

It Made
Gary Eats

sick And They`d Replaced
lamb With

Goat !!

>>218931924
Um! x x

Seriously though why are Swedish posters so obsessed with downies? They’re funny of course but it’s heathermong levels of obsession. You click sverigetraden and half of all images posted are Down syndrome people

>>218931924
okay i will not !!

>>218931924
Imagine the kind of people who watch this """content"""

>>218931908
I'd wager it's far less than that given they're fucking infertile.

https://youtu.be/59HkFRuICb4?si=msL-p7XT4Lb93llA&t=1694

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ummypops

>>218931942
Apparently only the males are infertile

>>218931931
it is in their DNA to be concerned with all things gnomish, dwarven, goblinesque

>>218931924
reckon they've sucked eachothers knobules in a service station on the drive to their shoots

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Gary Eats
and
Rate My Takeaway Danny ..

The

perfect
combo

They

will
Go Big !!

>mumberg has an aunt
>this aunt has a child who has down syndrome
>my great aunt is nearing her 80s, the down syndrome girl is nearing her 50s, and when great auntberg dies there will be nobody to look after my mum's down syndrome cousin

a grim situation all round
she can't get a bf, she can't take care of herself
no idea what will become of her

>>218931953
Their cum would taste horrid id imagine.

>>218931960
eugenics is needed

>>218931960
shoot her

>>218931947
UM x

>>218931959
was quite taken aback at how terrible this sitcom was
no idea how kevin james is so wealthy
the woman is peng though
I enjoyed her episode with Joe Rogan talking about how she escaped that scientology cult

I feel /brit/ over the airwave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8MP1dGsK_0

Gf has autism and isn’t eating anything other than cornflakes for days, been slipping vitamins into her drinks

>>218931960
does she have relatives back in pakistan?

>>218931985
Ah so that’s where all the missing women that australians posts are going

>>218931983
great tune

>>218931960
My sister is 14 and highly autistic and I think this past 6 years since she was diagnosed, my mum has just been mentally preparing for the idea that she’ll have to look after her basically until she dies.

>>218931995
she fit? Could easily find someone like this guy to take care of her >>218931985

>>218931982
>the woman is peng though
this is the only appealing thing about it
everybody loves raymond is the same type of shit sitcom but his wife isn't even that fit

>>218931995
Nonverbal?

bongebob big buy pants ok

>>218931985
what was her bodycount before meeting you?

>>218931995
autistic as in loves trains a bit too much or screams at the top of her lungs for no reason?

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spacker gfs for everyone

>>218932015
Not clicking that

>>218932004
>>218932014
Not a dating profile you horrible creeps

>>218932004
She was until she was around 7 but she rarely speaks even now and when she does it’s largely unintelligible

>>218932002
um going to have to stop you there pal
Everybody loves Raymond is fucking great

Ray's mother elevates it considerably.
Hilarious.

I'd put my Top 3 yank sitcoms as Friends > Everybody loves Raymond > Frasier
Everything else can get fucked tbf

>>218932021
he sucks the willy

>>218932008
One million trillion gazillion

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>>218931913
yeah i'm quite edgy like that sometimes sorry

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A cheeky late night wot woodle you say? Why not x

>>218932014
The second one
It grim

>>218932031
She not thought about supported living for her?

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mad that punctuality is considered a white/asian thing
no wonder their countries are so dogshit

I remember in that empire of dust doc that /tv/ loves talking about with the Chinaman and the Congolese - the African manual labourers kept leaving at 4pm when their shifts ended at 5. They just didn't give a fuck.

Dildo just fell up my arse

>>218932047
extremely sorry to hear that lad

There should probably be state-sponsored institutions to cater for people like that.
Don't think it does anyone any good having them out in the real world.

>>218932060
She has but I personally don't think it would work cause she already goes to a spacker school and bites and punches her teachers and classmates lmao

>>218932109
If the support system is there it isn't worth destroying your life over when there's specialised care available

the only tim hortons near me shut down in december

>>218932149
Oh you poir simple faggit, pour simple faggit jk lolol don't get mad on me now

>>218932174
?

>>218932174
Bizarre

>>218932174
that's okay i'm not mad at you :)

eating a salad with kale, pasta, shredded cheese, some kind of other crumbly cheese, and a dressing that i dont know but its good

>>218931947
umdem

>>218932192
ok

>>218932192
kale is bad for you

eating a ham salad

>>218932204
anything in it other than ham?

>>218932015
kek i likehow ita insinuating what was happening before that momwnt wasnt already completely fucked

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nth for the gyaldem

my twink bum stinks

lying in bed and hating women

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>>218932063

Americans will eat cheese pasta and call it a salad because it has one green thing in it

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>>218932137
this is a more accurate representation tbqh

I simply must experience condomless sex one time in my life before dying

>>218932209
salad

>>218932221
and why is it not a salad?

>>218932214
GYATT

>>218932225
Have you not done the, let me fuck you and I'll pull out

>>218932249
looks like she smells like cheese

ummypops

taking a ride on the umtrain

zesty foden sex arse

what the FUCK are we gonna do about state pensions lads?

Can't stop scratching my scalp

might try to have a lucid dream

>>218932288
ktim

>>218932289
every time i do i just start raping lol

i want to be american

>>218932314
um

>>218932315
why

>>218932315
nah it sucks terribly now we have every problem the english do

>>218932326
just think it would be cool

>>218932338
bizarre

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>>218932333

>>218932333
>>218932347
What the fuck is that?

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>>218932333
>>218932347
a vtuber who's real body actually matches up with her model, mwad

gay sex soon for me i reckon

>>218932346
they've got loads of national parks and tha

gyno looked perkier after my shower

ostrich meat at tesco
tempted to try it

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>>218932367
2B cosplay

>>218932408
um

So its just us left then?

Learning about metaphysics from Jeffrey Epstein

watching minecraft videos

zesty um foden!

>>218932481
Why is she doing that what did I do to her?

>>218932458
um xx x

>>218932502
she's being provocative

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Mad times x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R8BKM0Dz50

>>218932507
Do you think she likes me?

>>218932511
the wife

>>218932519
that's not your wife at all that's Karen Gillan

>>218932524
he meant the lady in the video surely

>>218932518
maybe!

>>218932524
karen gillan happens to be my wife

Good morning my fabulous little incels

oops that's me done

>>218932564
morning matey x

I have just farted

GREAT time to buy crypto

Have basically outsourced my thinking to /brit/
Any thought I have gets posted here, no matter how mundane

rorke trying to buy his shopping with his unvaxxed sperm

>>218932564
morning, not an incel btw

haagen-dasz on the cards

>>218932578
Why aren't there weird urban sects of Christianity like this?

>>218932582
ktim

Rorke watching shrek and thinking lord farquad is the good guy

This thread is too active for this time of day. YOU HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING

>>218932598
mormons and JW

>>218932598
i think they're called mormons

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I need to sniff Emma Watson’s smelly farts.

>>218932617
not really "Christian" in the traditional sense because they don't accept the Nicene Creed

>>218932605
on the nightshift

Anyone else add a soft boiled egg to their pot noodle

>>218932644
never had a pot noodle

>>218932644
Proper gourmet stuff that

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Do you reckon Moaning Myrtle ever spied on Hermione having a poo from inside the toilet bowl in the girls bathroom?

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Goddess Karen x

the poocene creed

>>218932652
If you ever do stick with the chicken and mushroom ones as the rest are absolutely terrible. The chicken and mushroom is quite bad too but not as bad as the rest. What should I have expected really when they stripped it of everything that made them taste half alright. (ms, salt). Same thing with the soft drinks in Britain, they taste like shit.

watching the weirdest Columbo episode

>>218932691
The one where he finds a BBC?

>>218932675
No hips

Mad how Epstein was shagging and impregnating European royals. Makes you realise that they're all just degenerate subhumans who should be stripped of their wealth. Can't wait until this country becomes a republic

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>>218932333
>>218932347
>>218932370
corrrrrr ashton marten hips, cam on stroll

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>>218932705

Legs legs thoughs

>>218932686
I'm stay away from processed foods. I'm not even a big pasta guy but an egg on noodles would be nice if I cook em

>>218932729
The real problem is they dont have any power anymore
Hume preferred a constitutional monarchy with a strong head of state

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Watching all these auditor videos just makes me realize I'm too sensitive for this cold mean-spirited world. Don't like confrontation me x

genuiinely want to cry when i look in the mirror, im such a grotesque looking freak, like the hunchback of notre dame mixed with ed sheeran

>>218932758
>>218932763
ktim

>>218932754
I'm more in favour of socialism of the nationalist kind.

>>218932763
doubt it
gwaan show your face lad we'll boost your ego

fuck off back to /britfeel/ sean

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>>218932042
NOOO!!!

the hunchback of cheadle down

>>218931995
don't ever see my sis with mental health issues ever living alone, so I'll have to take care of her

Ill take care of her for you

>>218932812
get a fat black nigerian to look after her lad

Serious wahala dey my eye when I look mirror. I be like ogre wey dem mix with Sheeran pikin, chai! I resemble Quasimodo cousin.

>>218932820
I'll take all the help I can get

>>218932794
Unc looks so young for 48

Shout it from the rooftops
CLARKS ME PREFER!

getting you know what

>>218932794
what did brady say about the belichick hof snub?

Mi feel like mi waan cry, mi look like Quasimodo an' Ed Sheeran inna one

>>218932848
He still got broken up with cause he's got the tism and obsesses about one thing at a time too much.

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>>218932877

poo

Ifunanya Nwangene

Never really got into Chatgpt but been trying it out for a few days so far. Got the desktop application. Just press alt + space and it brings up a little companion window. Comfy as fuck. desktop app is a little shit on linux though so I'm finna boot into windows in a second

me can't believe it not custard

had 220 viewers on twitch today lads. made £50

>>218932930
gimp

it poo night

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>>218932930
baddiedem mogged

>>218932914
done this with grok but would just keep using it to goon ffs had to get rid
and no not just generating images, but general horny things

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-95u8mj2Co

bro sexted grok

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how many years since you scranned one of these?

>>218932930
Did you shake your little arse? x

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Off to beddinghamshire x

He really called that shit grok

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Look at this lil nigga

mad how if that video of the bloke punching a kangaroo in the face came out nowadays people would think it was ai

>>218932982
i hate these videos because all the auditors sound like such fucking mongs

Helen of Troy was a subsaharan African, rorke

>>218932957
Don't have that issue myself, not yet anyway

>>218933021
ask it about gay porn

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AI have their own Reddit style site now. Oh aye x

https://www.moltbook.com/post/7c19f35e-dba1-49b0-8854-b1462e2b568b

>>218933046
I cannot help with porn.
If you want something allowed like discussing LGBTQ culture, media history, or sexual health topics, say the word.

>>218933056
unironically confirmed fake

rorke: helen of troy wasn't black
leftypol: why does it matter what race she is
mbongo: give orange me give eat orange

>>218933039
grok is insane for gooning

That’s it, you people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to clown college!

>>218932984
had one about three months ago, to try it after about 15 years without one
they're alright but not great
it's sara lee chocolate gateau that I miss

>>218933063
can't expect a barely functional spastic like him to figure that out for himself can you

>>218933074
Less censorship?

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>>218933021

>>218933089
funny
not scream worthy but funny

>>218932984
was never a fan of the gateaus

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>>218931878
Is that anyway to talk to a rabbit that has saved the planet TWICE?!?!? No, it isn't. Savage.

Gonna watch taboo

>>218933126
starring tom hardy and my lovely wife jessie buckley

>>218933126
Hmm

>>218933084
yeah

nootka

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got the bodycam kino on

What's the most "British" sandwich there is?

>>218933145
i refer to that line of content as 'copslop'

>>218933147
Just Ham

>>218933147
ploughman's

>>218933147
bacon and brown sauce

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not going to work today (monday)

>>218933153
haha good name for it

>>218933126
Be very careful now

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I'm a big fan of the poem 'Viroconium' by Mary Webb. It was inspired by the archaeological excavations in Wroxeter (which takes its name from the Roman civitas of Viroconium Cornoviorum).

>POEM

Virocon—Virocon—
Still the ancient name rings on
And brings, in the untrampled wheat,
The tumult of a thousand feet.

Where trumpets rang and men marched by,
None passes but the dragon-fly.
Athwart the grassy town, forlorn,
The lone dor-beetle blows his horn,

The poppy standards droop and fall
Above one rent and mournful wall:
In every sunset-flame it burns,
Yet towers unscathed when day returns.

And still the breaking seas of grain
Flow havenless across the plain:
The years wash on, their spindrift leaps
Where the old city, dreaming, sleeps.

Grief lingers here, like mists that lie
Across the dawns of ripe July;
On capital and corridor
The pathos of the conqueror.

The pillars stand, with alien grace,
In churches of a younger race;
The chiselled column, black and rough,
Becomes a roadside cattle-trough:

The skulls of men who, right or wrong,
Still wore the splendour of the strong,
Are shepherds' lanterns now, and shield
Their candles in the lambing field.

But when, through evening's open door,
Two lovers tread the broken floor,
And the wild-apple petals fall
Round passion's scarlet festival;

When cuckoos call from the green gloom
Where dark, shelving forests loom;
When foxes bark beside the gate,
And the grey badger seeks his mate

There haunts within them secretly
One that lives while empires die,
A shrineless god whose songs abide
Forever in the countryside.

>>218932930
The British asmongold

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/brit/ is a lot better at 11pm -> 5am
change my mind?

stuck my pinkie finger in the marmite jar
had a cheeky little suck so I did

>>218933199
see no reason to disagree.

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mad how women can look like this and still have a boyfriend

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Watching some ASMR x

dunno how people find good asmr
you'd think there is some gold if you keep digging but it's all mediocre

>>218933224
they all got a "baby daddy"

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crodie is the funniest baddiedem

>>218933224
looks like nic cage in longlegs

>>218933224
she looks like that ice age baby if he was an annoying bitch of a woman

Some music for the Midnight Men of /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJCuB-uhNgM

>>218933229
she look angry

it's actually the 2nd of februrary fuck my life

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2b-erb_Oy4

tinder toil looms

>>218933383
any results so far?

boiling my bellend

one time i did a poo so big it came prime minister and the indians loved it

>>218933376
damn she still going
heard she was one of those russian mail-order brides before doing asmr

what happens in new mexico

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Mental how a girl this pretty does poos and farts.

>>218933436
so there was this one chemistry teacher...

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>>218933412

Aye she's one of the ASMR OGs.

Here's how I'd catch a terrorist. I'd film an episode of a podcast he's known to watch, let's say Joe Rogan, and manufacture a couple hundred k views on it and reference the terrorist 100,000,000,000,0000,000x on the episode, and have Joe say, man I'd love to talk to that guy, he sounds fascinating, and release it exclusively on the terrorist's podcast/youtube feed, and then the terrorist would say "man, I love Joe Rogan, I might have to reach out to him" and then he'd reach out and there'd be a dozen guys waiting to snatch him at JRE headquarters. What might screw things up is if he committed terrorist acts in Joe Rogan space when he got there, that would be a major gamble for Joe to take.

wonder if helperCHAD is enjoying his stay in /brit/?

>>218933468
that would probably work to be fair

business plan: drink lots of water

>>218933478
because the north african assimilates to british culture while you don't assimilate to native american culture

that's what i assume leftypol would say x

>>218933468
NSA taking notes

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FAT
ARSED
GIRLS
RULE THE WOOOOORLD

just a song im working on

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>>218933488
>>because the north african assimilates to british culture

o rly?

>>218933492
ummm
yh
british culture doesn't actually exist or something idk

britain has so many great actors it’s insane
they all do one show or movie and give a once in a century performance then immediately fuck off to stage productions and never do anything else ever again

>>218933488
weaksauce bait

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learning about new mexico from a wacky latina
i wish we had latinas here

>>218933388
not made the account

>>218933492
soft men make me hard times

>>218933523
it's because a lot of unironically from the aristocracy and don't need the money but dedicating your life to arts is seen as good thing.

>>218933535
>wish we had latinas here
brown people smell like shit
I'd rather live in a white country like manchester or liverpool

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how come the lagerians can give up half a million french people who lived in algeria for 300 years but we can't deport people who have lived here since 1997?

>>218933552
well yeah but there are different types of brown people
hispanics seem preferable to the medieval pakis roaming bradford

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*walks towards you*

>>218933554
rorke you're not allowed to ask that. it's just not on mate.

>>218933571
*takes level 100 sneak and sneaks behind her to insert a straw up her arsehole to suck out her farts*

wish i were scottish

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>>218933609
wish i were south african

>>218933539
kek

>>218933618
aren’t they being killed

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she's so cute

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american


SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

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>>218933479

>>218933642
Hispanic women being created was a kiss on the forehead of humanity from God.

>>218933661
She’s filipina

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My bunny hates me now because I picked him up too much

>>218933690
I wasn't referring to her as I think she's quite sexless

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Time 4 sleeps x

>>218933696
get him chopped up and made into a lovely rabbit stew

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>>218933703

bought a book but it’s quite large so now I’m intimidated by it

>>218933696
give him a pat on the head for me

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Seeing Nicki Minaj going full right-wing was not on my 2026 bingo card corr

https://x.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/2018166104330309820

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>>218933771

what games you lads wanked to? i wanked to the alien strippers in mass effect haha

I think I’m actually dying the shiners under my eyes are getting worse

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Kelly Osbourne stuns in new picture

>>218933824
why do women do this shit to their faces? isn't it better to look 40 years old and human than look like these weird swollen creatures?

>>218933791
during a trip I masturbated to peach in mario kart ds but the power ran out so I had to finish myself off imagining some of those sigurd pics of peach

who will clean your toilet, donald trump

>>218933791
civ 6

>>218933791
hoi4 tno

>>218933858
I’m clicking but it just keeps pausing

>>218933841
roaring
dire straits

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>>218933864
works fine for me, try this one

>>218933904
based gigajew

>>218933604
think you'd just get poo

Life won’t stop raping me

>>218933938
it's the demiurge, retard. Gain a clue.

>>218933938
i'm life

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>>218933995

all in here
>>218932790
>>218932790
>>218932790

>>218934100
>fine after the referendum
>fine immediately when brexit hits
>falls in line with the eu during lockdown
>rises in lie with the eu after lockdown
>some shit happens in 2023 and it stalls
mad how mongs will continue to try to correlate this to brexit nonetheless

POO

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