the mandem edition
आत्मनिर्भरता वह दीपक है, जो आत्मसम्मान और सामर्थ्य का मार्ग दिखाता है। इस बार का बजट भी हमारे युवा साथियों को आत्मनिर्भर और सशक्त बनाने में अहम भूमिका निभाने वाला है। नाम्भोधिरर्थितामेति सदाम्भोभिश्च पूर्यते । आत्मा तु पात्रतां नेयः पात्रमायान्ति सम्पदः॥
everyone is such a retarded piece of shit these days that by simply acting in a moral and principled way you can moralitymog these patrick bateman larpers and live in a serene sense of superiority. just do the right thing even when it’s against your immediate “best interest” and everyone will notice and immediately love you. that’s all it takes
>>218934252was just saying this down the kebab shop
>>218934305> If your enemy is hungry, give him food to eat; if he is thirsty, give him water to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head, and the LORD will reward you.>Proverbs 25:21-22
too many fit girls on instagram it not good for nofap
>70 Years Ago | Adolf Hitler: "A day will come when you will curse me for every Jew I did not kill."
>>218934361well i dont. so
>>218934305>>218934321these posts are overflowing with british culture
>>218934387i do
>>218934402no you don’t be quiet
fuck my goy life
>>218934478Stay strongThose goyim who hold to the path of hashem will be allowed into Jerusalem after the final days
sick of hearing about epstein
>>218934529sick of hearing about anything to be honestdon't want any new info
>>218934396keep shuckin and jivin for massa cuckstamp
>>218934534true thati'd learned everything i'd needed to by the time i was like, 15 i reckon. never learned anything worth learning since
made the tinder account and have 1 like #epicwill get more when the foids awakewho am i kidding
>>218934589>downloading tinder as <9/10will do nothing except destroy your confidence. I tried online dating for like a year, went on like 3 failed dates, and that was it. But in person i’ve had better luck
>The British countryside will be made into a less “white environment” under nationwide diversity plans.
>>218934606impossible to destroy my confidence
>>218934305>acting moral for ego purposes so you can feel superior to the massesthis is not morality
>>218934617whats bad about this exactly
>>218934617>being suprisedthey actively want to destroy the country. dont know how you don’t know this
wow lads, the future is looking quite scary...!
5k COMPLETENow a banana and drive to the gymnasium
>>218934680the wog part init
Gn brit
>>218934703>high school: ruined by covid>uni: ruined by ai first generation>any hope of finding a job: ruined by ai second generationi’m really beginning to think that liberal democracy really is finished and we have maybe 10 years before it’s fascists v communists again
genuinely unbelievable how for like last 30 years the western world seems to have been run by jeffrey epstein
british people be like "it's a nothingsandwich"
>>218934703on an unrelated note, they're saying we're about to have AGI now!
>>218934726always was running on borrowed time. “liberal democracy” can only exist in hyper specific conditions.
putting extra effort into making my hair look good today because the 9/10 supervisor is on shift
>>218934754good luck lad hope she supervises your penis
>>218934726mindbbogglin couple decades ago people were writing like we had reached peak of western liberalism and socioeconomic advancementlittle did they know diss just anudda peak in the constant rolling undulation of malthusian growth and crashthe collapse was inevitablee
>>218934726anon it's been finished for well over a decade
>>218934734I think you mean nowtbarm
>>218934733he's not even at the top of the totem polejeff is probably middle managementreal dark cunts are at the top
>the world is ran by masonic-jewish child sacrificersCatholicism vindicated once again
>>218934726>10 yearsfewer if i have anything to say about it>>218934733>genuinely unbelievablethat's because you are entirely unaware of all the other ops
>>218934703yehawhats scary is like few years ago this stuff didnt even exist
>>218934733yup, epstein himself personally made trump, started gamergate, invented racism and made my toast this morning
Was talking to this lass and she is very very fit but then she said she’d drink my piss and since then I’m literally completely turned off her. That’s vile. Can’t imagine kissing someone with pissy breath.
>>218934783Did you say thanks for the toast lad?
might get a mcmuffer before toil
>>218934783well that last one was kind of him
>>218934762tbf people born in 1950 or so have experienced the peak of human existence and we ought to be quite proud of thatI reckon that generation is humanity's greatest achievement, never before has each successive generation sacrified so much to maintain their level of comfortand just as they enter their twilight years, so too have our countriescould make a grown man cry with how apt and poetic it is
>>218934779kek this is part of the reason why diss epstein shidd annoyingconspiracy delusionists were like right about wun fing
>>218934793what led her to saying diss
Epstein was working for RUSSIA not Israel, that’s what da noos is saying now anyway
>>218934805in english doc
why are you typing like that you spastic
>>218934769it's a bloody nuffinbutty
Why are YOU typing like a spastic?
>>218934818Said she would let me shove my knob down her throat and then said she’d even drink my piss
Genuinely considering divorceAnyone here ever been divorced
>>218934855no
indians be like: "it's a nothingnaan"
>>218934804me when i’m a mammon worshipping materialist
>>218934855divorce is actually illegal here still
>>218934862very good post
>>218934866scorched that boomer parasite
>>218934878Thought ole Hank 8 settled that one
>>218934781https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/thispersondoesnotexist/order/asc/have a look at what people were saying at the timeiirc this was the first publically accessible generative AI tool that went viral and spooked people
in the year 2026, even asian girls have assthe future is incredible
>>218934891Fucking nightmareEvil what they do.
>>218934904arseit's called arse
>>218934921told that little yankified monglet
>>218934888forgot about that >>218934904corrri have GOT to get proper fit this year so i can catch meself a fit lass with a proper big (yet shapely) arse
>>218934402based, more jews should
>>218934904because zoomer women think having a big bum is the pinnacle of health
>>218934921i'm from the west country so no it isn't actuallyget bent
if i'm ever needing a compliment i'll set my dating app location to manilla
>>218934936yeah but you gotta admit it's pretty bloody hot though mate>>218934944we don't say ass in the west country you daft cunt
>>218934956well yes its good if youre on your goon gamebut for nofappers such as i...it not good
what the fuck is it going to take for a revolution
>>218934974people who don't ask this question in this thread, probably
in my norwood twink era
americans be like: "my favorite soccer team? Assenal
>>218934956well i do and so does everyone i grew up aroundeven my grandad who is in his 80s
>>218934974for the men of this country to wisen up and learn to organiseare you ready to act, fellas?
>>218935008poo cringing at those profiles
ordered a shit ton of imported german beers
>>218935008>I don't want to keep reading headlines like this for 3 more yearsJust don't read them then.Also does he really think Nigel Farage will do ANYTHING to stop it
>>218934974ever heard of historical materialism, you fucking pooftah? only absolute idiots think revolutions are usually ideological.>>218935008third worlders or absolute mongs, you call it
>>218935008can just imagine the 8 stone wet teenage neeks behind these posts
>>218935057you dont know whats to come deano
>>218935031nicei got some sapporo the other day, gutted to find out it's brewed in vietnam and not japan.
toilfu uploaded a new mirror selfie in tight high rise jeans cor
violently rape and kill non-whites
>>218935088In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably linked by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.
>>218935088i condemn such statements
>>218935079get her asked out
>Indirect evidence of the change from arse to ass can be traced to 17c. By 1680s arse was being pronounced to rhyme with "-ass" words, as in "Sodom or the Quintessence of Debauchery": "I would advise you, sir, to make a pass/Once more at Pockenello's loyal arse."it's a sound change caused by the trap-bath split so i am well within my rights to say ass thank you very much
>>218935088i disavow this chud nonsense
>>218935088isn't this gonna be gay like, half the time? not something i'd associate myself with, personally.
>>218935136half the time not good enough for you?
>>218935121once again we wuz da real englishmen shakespeare sounds more accurate in an american accent etc
>>218935088this is the post
>he fell for the american King George III propaganda
>>218935148i still have vestiges of the shakespeare accent so really you're more like my cousin x
utter chud nonsense
>>218935172you still have vestiges of being an odious virgin
>>218935144fucking HILARIOUS that this took you 58 seconds to come up with. i've taken shits and wiped faster than that. whilst everyone else had forgotten about the post, you still sat there, thinking reaaally hard about some 'funny' 'epic banter'. you're just a fucking loser mate. and you get no box. you're just a lonely, sad little man.
>most of the public against immigration>reform will win next GE>woke dying off and being seeing as cringe>israel globally hated>pizzagate true and exposed as jewish child rapists Total Rorke victory
>>218935107yeah but we don't live in a federation do we you daft cunt
>>218935196poo
>>218935188that's very true but doesn't contradict my statement
>>218935037no that is quite unequivocally contradicted by where he said>I firmly believe we don't vote our way out of this messit's funny how many britons find themselves so firmly between the rock of 'voting won't fix anything' and the hard place of 'but we can't do anything physical because that's what the government wants'
>>218935208funny how some people are so trapped in their little bubble they create whole new realities for themselves and think it's actually true
>>218935220we can’t do anything physical because we are disarmed and totally reliant on supply chains
>>218935236t. leftypol
*runs into the thread*
>>218935220holy LARP
with a leetle beet of a luck, we can make it troo de night
>>218935253yeah you're a daft cunt mate
>>218935242>because we are disarmedeven recent history is full of populations who absolved themselves of that problem when the situation called for it>>218935256oh look, a worthless opinion
>>218935268you’re a pozzed kike
>>218935273>>218935286I hope islamist GCHQ super soldiers drone strike your house
>>218935297i’ll drone strike your arse
>>218935209>or similarmoron
>>218935297i won't bother to engage you again, but i just wanted to let you know you are mentally retarded
I want to have sex
>>218935307that's like saying "i hope the sultan or prime minister of england"no you stupid cunt, there aren't ANY "federal" agents here because we aren't a federation. you don't need to mention them
>>218935315I haven't seen a vagina in 12 years
>>218935088Racismlad!
>>218935312how am i wrong you stupid cunt. you're LARPing. just put the chips in the polystyrene mate and stop LARPing about revolution you embarrassing cunt
>>218935332Well it would be a good thing I didn't write it myself then
>>218935371you know i'm right then, don't you dickhead. why even bother defending that guy
>>218935395I assume he wrote it as an American
let's talk about sex babylet's talk about poo and pee
might eat some fooddunno
hang on are you guys just waking up, or are you still awake from yesterday
>>218935432i've been awake my whole sorry life, anon
how come when palestinians die it’s 24/7 footage of dead babies but thousands of iranians were just slaughtered and no one cares?
the Big Arse, now back at McDonald's
>>218935432been up since 5:30 me
>>218935460job or do you just like being up that early?
>>218935432proud night shifter me
>>218935449minecraft
>>218935477is night shift fun for you? I've thought about it since the jobs are easy to get and they pay a little better, but it also seems soul crushing
>>218935475job
back from my early morning incelwalk
>>218935502>is night shift fun for you?not at all!
just found some more epstein files down the back of the sofa
my dog ate the epstein files!
Sir Epstein File
>>218935532i'll have fun at home for the both of us mate>>218935540i'm sorry to hear that. i take it you wouldn't recommend it then
monday morning yay!!
>Workers earning £48,000 a year will be hit harder by Rachel Reeves' Budget stealth tax than those on three times the figure, analysis has revealed.
>>218935612garfield if he was humbled
they should invent an advent calendar for every day of the year
about to sleep meand what of the wagies, you ask? well...
>>218935649the NEET shall inherit the earth
Been told that I keep getting to work late, but nobody will fire me.
Double, double toil and troubleEnjoy work, wagies.
I GIVE MYYY LIFE, NOT FOR HONOUR, BUT FOR YOUUUU
>>218935715it's Fire burn, and cauldron bubble
Going to try to resist having a cig with my coffee this morning but no promises
>>218935727Improv
kin hell bruv
Anyone got any captcha they need filling out? I'm addicted to them haha love counting the spikes of loads of identical stars
>>218935728
May you all have a blessed morning in Jesus Christ
>>218935741lose weight, change the glasses, and change the hair and facial hair. a lot of people think they're ugly but they've just got shit style and are fat desu>>218935751noncey post
be like water
with catberg
>>218935762gay
>>218935761brown?
>>218935760Yeah he’s ugly mate
>>218935755Cor. Well done.
always wanted to learn another language but never had any reason to
>>218935789learn mandarin for business
>>218935788You can do that
>>218935757May the peace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you always.
>>218935808heard that's a big mistake because the chinks are infuriating to do business withanyway the chinks are all learning english
>>218935757>>218935813niggas posting this in /brit/ where do you think you are
>>218935830Why should the posters of /brit/ be exempt from the love of our Lord?
>>218935830Other generals like /ita/ have entire threads dedicated to Jesus and the HolyMother
>>218935820yes, but learn it secretely so you can understant when speak to each other
>>218935839we're under sharia law now made, thanks to bloody sadiq khan (PBUH)
Wonder what sagging Ted Bundy's daughter was like before she died recently
that’s irrelevant mate
>>218935859such a miserable wretched people
>>218935849or make a youtube channel where i go around impressing chinks at restaurants by ordering in perfect chinese
>>218935859Vile antisemitic toad
don't get why people don't just embrace baldness especially if you're like 30+
>>218935884Bruce Abroad in China.
Jesus hates us everyone
>>218935899kys faggot
>>218935899Lying little toerag
>>218935899t. satan
>>218935884white man buys slave from indonesian slave market in PERFECT SOUTHERN INDONESIAN DIALECT (they were shocked)
>>218935899konichiwa redditu-san
Saturday, clean shaven, formal attire, fasting, confession, Mass, communion. My conscience is clear. Can you say the same?
I’m losing my hair but it’s cause my body has too much testosterone you see
>>218935929no cuz it's not bloody saturday is it mate
>>218935939Suspend disbelief for just a second and just imagine it IS Saturday.
>>218935903>>218935910>>218935915>>218935927they didn't like that!
>>218935859epstein himself could leftypol a stupid goy to his face and he'd still turn around and say "it's about the billionaires rorke"
Think I've soured on the escort I've been seeing lads.Been looking at her profile in depth and I can tell where she's used AI to write bits of it. Em dashes and American English are the giveaways. She's definitely the type who thinks she's smarter than she really is.She says she likes reading but when we discussed books, she mainly seemed to be into Young Adult literature. She also said she binge watches a lot of TV which I found a bit disheartening. Genuinely wonder why she became an escort. Presumably because it offers her easy money for using her assets.
i would be a white monkey in china for a few years if they paid me millions of pounds for it tbf
I think the more pathetic person in this scenario is the 29 year old virgin who writes lengthy novels to paid whores and makes raging posts about them on 4chan after they ignore him for half an hour
In TescoWant owt?
>>218935981yeah i agree spainers is a sad case
trying to study but i cant focus to save me life
>>218935981he does it to ragebait cunts like you he gets satisfaction out of you getting wound up and typing this out
>>218935989bloody love a tesco triple all day breakfast meal deal get me a ginsters mini pasty and a white monster too mate to complete the deal
sat outside lidl if anyone wants a scrap
>>218936000didnt ask did i
>>218936006Bet you are you povvo cunt
Minion memes.Funny.
>>218936016you literally did you dementia ridden cunt
>>218936000runt life
>>218936019free parking dickhead
mad how jews and muslims view gentiles and leftypol is still shilling class solidarity and workers of the world bs
>>218936019You’re gonna miss your bus mate hurry up
>>218936030Not really helping your case are you
too shaken up over epstein to do any work today
>>218936027you calling me a liar?
>>218936029do you want to fucking go or what mate. i'd smash your fucking head in. youd fucking quiver if you saw me in real life cunt
>>218936054mad that
anyone want me to buy them anything
>>218936055poof
>>218936044yes you daft prick
>>218936054Odd position to go in the fannois from
>>218936080if you weren't an incel you'd know women like looking at men's pooey bum holes
>>218936077i wasn’t even the original bloke that you replied too you’ve been done and made to look like a fool
having to use a vpn to post over mobile data because the website gets blocked for some reason
>>218936075keep running your mouth you stupid prick. hope i see you one time so i can smash it in you dumb fucker
hate my new neighbours they are fucking english
>>218936080here comes a shagger pundit to give his analysis from his years of experience
>>218936095fuck off
>>218936093His bumhole doesn’t look that pooey tbf
think being able to grow a full beard has something to do with hair loss. i have luscious locks but cant grow a beard to save my life but every slaphead on the street has a goatie at minimum. could be theyre just high t and im low t.
>>218936114lmao you’re a clown mate
>>218936032class consciousness leftypols are going to be remembered the same way as libertariansautistic losers unable to engage with the world, ranting away in irrelevancy
>>218936110sorry for shagging your neighbours lad
>>218936101*starts bumming you*
>>218936126no one cares you boring spastic
Whenever woman ask me to talk dirty to them I have to make some excuse not to because I always laugh thinking about Simon saying “I’M GONNA FUCK YOUR FUCKING FANNY OFF YOU TWAT”
>>218936032leftypol is a useful idiot
>>218936054extremely tired and just howled at this old boy on left has nowt to do but grab a handful of man arse while teabagging the actual woman
>>218936130yh whatever that means
>>218936150>haha inbetweeners so funny! go back to facebook
>>218936165Who pissed in your cereal
said "how's your dad" to the proto gf and she went on a massive blogpost about how her dad is really unhealthy and she's worried about losing him and her anxieties finally having to become a fully independent adultwas a figure of speech you dumb trollop
>>218936173the jews
>>218936146just tell me im right
>>218936174Have had the protogf on read for a day and a half after she started blogging about how awful her day was and how miserable her life is
quite rainy and windy this evening, perfect beach weather ifn you ask me
>>218936165
>>218936184don’t know never actually read your post just seen it was long and decided it was boring and gay
imagine how good ted bundys life was for a while
>>218936197people who are into travelling for its own sake are so insufferable, very female behaviour
>>218936202long like my cock and gay like your arse
>>218936233Bodied that illiterate buffoon
>>218936239Kin hell
mate of mine got married in his early 20s to an extremely attractive girl but they've since divorced and now he's dating a tranny
Gym session complete
>>218936239Medoids are like this as well funnily enough. Melanin must contribute to laziness in some form. Need to get geneticists on it asap
>homer bimpson
Praveen Kumar Says!: "Adding a medley of spices and herbs is a cheap and easy way to liven up an otherwise dull dish"
>>218936244leading rorkian philosopher sargon of akkad did a video on african time a traveller in africa sat down on a bus. nothing happened for 20 minutes. he asked the driver “when does this bus leave”, to which the response was “whenever we have enough people to fill it up”Clock time as an abstract, constantly equal medium of existence is a Western phenomenon. Spengler goes into this too.
might take up kung fu
Wish I had catched the IRA bombings on a soulful old-timey telly
>>218936279mad how spices used to be such an expensive commodity they probably created some of history's first billionaires
>>218936298wish the soviets would have finished the job with you reindeer herding simians
i suppose i should go to sleep really :/
>>21889718Imagine if all those (you)s went to a poor, starving /brit/ poster instead (preferably me)
all jews must be removed from europe
>>218936257can see her fanny
horrific fermentation going on inside my foreskinreckon you could extract it and use it to make bread
Would love it if she sat on my face and farted.
>>218936358No fuck youFarting is disgusting and facesitting is hot, don't combine them.
off to work
giving dogberg a belly rub and sniffing her forehead
wish i were a squillionaire living in unbelievable luxury doing as much designer cocaine and shagging as many 10/10 bints as i like
mad how my x page is full of bangers but i still have 3 followers all of whom are bots
>>218936423yeah then it gets boring after a whilethe true path to joy is Jesus Christ
>>218936423If I were a squilionaire I would still live a humble life
>>218936298The interesting thing about the english is they love the ira. They said thanks very much every time they got bombed. They saw it as just retribution for their hand in the famine and the colonisation. Even today their young people climb over the top of each other to get tickets to kneecap concerts and shout brits out. The only reason they bothered to try to end the troubles was because the London docklands got bombed causing £150 million of damage in 1996 (they did not care about the deaths or injuries), at which point they shit themselves at the thought of losing more money and got a proper ceasefire going by 1998.
>>218936446pretty sure no english people apart from genuine communists thought that they deserved ira bombings
>>218936396smells like dog shite probablynot like by beautiful cats head which smells like fresh laundry
>>218936465cats are for gimps
>>218936465Based
LOOK WHATS HAPPENED TO MA FUCKIN TOAST MAN!!!!AW FUCKS SAKE!
>>218936336Sort it out lad. You’re better than this. Don’t give the cut cult any more ammunition
i'm the cumslut of /brit/
oh naw mon ma fockin toost is roond
got a girl coming over in 10 minutes and my cock genuinely smells like tunanot sure what I'm going to do
bert gimpson
>>218936559scr
>>218936563Getting in the shower might be an idea you filthy herbert
>>218936563rub mayo all over it
wank my willard every morning before i get up
>>218936586his name is hubert
>>218936586already fucking done that haven't Iit persists
Life as any kind of cat is probably pengApex predator so just go out and maul an animal to death and scran it right thereGo home, shag the wifeSleep the rest of the day
>>218936638>>218936638>>218936638
NEW>>218936634>>218936634>>218936634>>218936634
>>218936607get your mum to lick it clean
>>218936643fuck off paki
>>218936563don't know but whatever you do don't use toothpaste
>>218936368Facesitting without farting doesn't make any sense. The whole reason her bum is in your face is because you want to smell her smells.
>>218934228Have you ever had an immigrant from a former colony admit to you how much better they had it under British rule?It seems like of all the countries where the locals got to be in charge, none became even mildly successful. I remember once talking to a Nigerian guy on the bus from the journey from the airport, and he said he came to London because Nigeria has become a shithole dictatorship whose economy literally runs on scamming Westerners. He told me about when they were still part of the Commonwealth there was order and security, they were running a successful oil-based economy and how the Brits built churches, railways, schools and infrastructure, and in general the country had hope for the future. At least the Spaniards and Portuguese left mostly functioning countries in their wake.
