the mandem edition
>>218936638is that mr t
this is the one
>>218936644vile little twerp
this is the thread
mr body tea
>>218936638Who’re this bunch of fags then
Octodecilion
our boomer manosphere was way better than the current one
>>218936638They are all bald
>>218936781everyone in /brit/ is
>homer bimpson
unfortunately you can never tell if a woman has an ugly vagina until it's too late
fuck my evil gay pervert retarded nigger life
>>218936861just think positive thoughts mate
>>218936833unless you're on channel 4's naked attraction
going for a haircut todaygoing to get a baldy
poo
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?Elijah McCoy was a pioneering Black Canadian-born inventor whose work revolutionised steam engine technology.
every time it rains heavily a giant dick appears on my ceiling:(
>>218936962you love black people don't you ziedy
sir pie night
>>218936976povvo runt
shit dont feel the same when youre not around
>>218936990we don't usually sign our posts here mate
Just finished this, what presents itself as a fun romp is actually an extremely obvious piece of anti white propaganda.A zesty negro played by Eddie Murphy battles against white criminality and oppressive white power structures.Chaos and impulsivity are presented as virtuous via Alex Foley whereas order, structure and a respect for authority as shown to be undesirable as shown through the stuck up Taggart and Rosewood.The negro is of course the voice of reason whereas every white character is shown to be old fashioned, boring and on the way out.The director? Martin Brest. And before you ask, yes he is Jewish.
>>218937046your the one with a grotty ceiling thats about to cave in pal
>>218937046That’s Rorke bodied kek
>>218937049thanks for that professor chud
Imagine getting up close for a sniff and getting the unmistakable stench of shit.
>>218936833shut up
>>218937095The more you know
>>218936976it looks more like someone bent over with a fart cloud coming out their big bum
Came into the toildome didn’t I. No one else on the bloody team did thoughFeel like a bloody mug, will sneak home at lunch if no one else shows I swear it’s like these wankers arrange these things but never tell me
>>218937177How are you always here it's like 4 in the morning in Canada
Sky Sports News for Deadline DayCoopers livestream Got a big day ahead of me
>>218937197i'm not always here. but i just woke up and i know i won't get back to sleep
>>218937180We can tell why you're unpopular
>>218937221they took this from you
When I go to the shops and there’s a lot more people than I expected I get overhwhelmed and end up forgetting what I was supposed to buy and rush and buy the wrong things I’m so stupid
>>218936962sup crodiebashington lane lookin clear dis morningwinston vexley comin thru wid sum hyde park redux
>>218937239It’s because I’m not Indian like the rest of them, racist gits
>>218937306you're not stupid, it's easy to forget. write out a shopping list or make a note on your phone, even it's literally for one item
tell miss bucket katy ain't comin in
Mum is currently on the phone to her friend talking about how social media pressures women to have perfect bodies
Timmy's crush His swc tenting
Just a sensitive 33 year old young man trying to find his place in the world
>>218937225Not if your immediate reaction is to pick your phone up and start posting on 4chan
Ciaran waxes lyrical about Congolese footballers
>>218937403imagine if she knew what life was like for us boys
in retrospect it was a bit racist that blue eyes white dragon was stronger than red eyes black dragon
>>218937451It's in their genes to do that
need to get up but tiredhow do it?
Hundreds of millions of childless white men ribbeting online lmao
>>218937542weirdo
It went in smoove top
she had to activate grippy mode
He is so weird
>>218937468Joey always had the worst cards
another perfectly good thread ruin by heatherchildrapist he puts mousenonce and spainpaki to shame
>>218937542future city bulls
Thread's gone to shit. Post more Emma to bring the quality back up.
>>218937622dats rite
>>218937355sup crodieyeah the snappydem looked luh weak legged dis morning at da bus stopskinny cronem was grinning
>>218937663Have this photo of Tim watching the tennis instead
>>218937697With skin like that, never!
>>218936690middle one is Mario Balotelli I believe
>>218937696are tim living the life of riley
>Charlotte texted colleagues that she was having the best sex she'd ever had
>>218937763
>>218937763timmy: >>218937049cronem: lets mek yardie baby x
Vgh.. the mvn just dripped AVRA... leave him alvne...
>>218937789haha shieeeet ain't dat di truth x
she got dat yung yung, dat gud gud, dat smoove smoove
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
snappydem countdown to 3pm
>>218937869think i've missed their last two albums
learning a language is easy if all you want to do is type and read it
>>218937902learn French so you can move to /fr/ and bore them with your musings
cronem nike tech getting washed rn
Zack Polanski during his lib dem days looked like Jen's not magician boyfriend from the IT crowd
navy blue nylon skirtsno tights
>>218937924Ah love how you take issue with me but not the guy above posting all that racial stuff
the japanese word for pen is ペンthe japanese word for fan is 扇風機
>>218937945uninitiated.croydon.
thick cvp back-up running down winston's third leg like treacle
>>218937989bright smileyellow eyes
thinking about becoming a driving instructorbecause of the implication
>>218937886Villains has some interesting songs on it. In Times New Roman isn't that great in my view, although Emotion Sickness is a good song
>>218937953>ペンlooks like the sun rising over some hills
>>218938046I enjoyed villains, last one i listened to.
w2c that jacket?
>>218938004luh katy entranced as he thumpin cervixdem
mad how all the richest people in the world just happen to be paedophiles
>Men covertly filming women at night and profiting from footage, BBC findsfactually not a crime
>>218938073Loro piana
Respect trump for ruining the trannys and lefty freaks but the noncing kids on Epstein Island a bit far innit
easy access navy skirt
>>218938114It's all newly imported jeets btw
>>218938114Defend it all you want but you know it’s Indians who do these videos and then upload it for their men back home. If you find one of these videos on Instagram go look at the comments
>>218938114Need all the men locked up
>>218938120nah fuck the kids
>>218938139obviously, but the point remainsend of the day these revelers are being filmed at all times anyway, on CCTV. And they're being ogled in real time by every man walking by, as evidenced by the webm
>>218938154Oh no the jeets are taking videos of fit English slags on nights out I'm outraged?
>>218938173it's what he did, and it's fucked
>>218938154I see lots of fob pajeets and desu they don't seem to be that sexually deviant.for a start they're too low energy. the males just seem to like to chatter loudly amongst themselves.
just seen chappell roan's tits
Should be illegal to look at women
>>218938200couldn't even have told you she had tits as my eyes are unable to leave her humongous rump
how do i get a belly like yungblood? i have a beer belly (don't drink though)
What is heatherpaedo’s problem?
Leftypol: Erm, how can you eat that slop? It's fucking slop!Rorke: It's good working class grub, Leftypol.Question: What is Rorke eating?
at toil, toiling hard
>>218938235A Gregg’s sausage roll (picked up from TooGoodToGo) heated up in the microwave with Asda Smart Price baked beans and brown sauce
>>218938205it is if you do it on the trainin the open air it's not illegal though, for reasons I don't quite understand
>>218938235roast dinner
>>218938235spam fritters
>>218938253>Staring of a sexual natureHow are they going to prove that then
I firmly believe it black people didn’t exist we would have mastered space travel and discovered other planets and societies and advanced to the point that society is perfected But alas, the blacks exist
>>218938190Top of the foreign sex offenders list in the UK but as long as you don’t think they’re bad then it’s all fine I guess
>>218938253there's nothing worth staring at, humans are just bags of puss
>>218938282women can never lie or be wrong rorke
>>218938282if youre white youre guilty
quite enjoyed that brief tiktok trend of council estate bints posting their grotty council estate dinnersstuff like a packet of richmond sausages, a tin of beans and a smattering of potato smiley faces for when Dean gets home from the jobsite
>>218938308That’s decent scran tbf, would love to have a wife who had that waiting on the table when i got home.
>>218938308nothing wrong with that once in a while. i wouldnt tell anyone about it though
>>218938308Better be Branston beans or I'm kicking off
>>218938308Sounds fine honestly, nothing wrong with that every now and then. You sound jealous Rorke.
>>218938298I believe it, I'm just saying this is how most of them seem to act in real-life.I have no doubt they can switch to rape-mode, but their default is loud and chattering like a bunch of old ladies. Whereas blacks are always slightly menacing.
glod
I’m upper middle class and anyone who pretends that a homemade carbonara or Risotto tastes better than a bacon sandwich with brown sauce or potato smileys, beans and Birds Eye chicken tenders is a liar I’m no cook but frying two bits of bread in oil and butter, adding cheese and and bacon and a small amount of cranberry sauce and finishing in the oven tastes better than any meal any Michelin star chef has ever produced
Don't want to alert you but there are almost certainly several precancerous tumours inside you right now and maybe even some cancer in situ.
i'm going to make you proud
>>218938378This. If I want something fancy like a lasagna or a carbonara that’s what Bighams is for
>>218938378you're just a mong mate.
I must have wanked 10,000 times but never onto myself. I've read that most guys wank onto their belly. Wtf? I've never done this. I cum forward and away from myself.
>>218938378>I’m no cookwe can tell
>>218938344>>218938357It's not once in a while for these people though, they eat that stuff every night. My dad will eat 2 birdseye Southern Fried chicken thingies with a handful of oven chips or something similar every night for his dinner. Back to back microwave ready meals every weeknight then at the weekend it's a smoked sausage supper or a dominos or some other shite.Without exaggeration, poor people eat like this all the time.
>>218938410I did it once and it was vile desu, had to shower after as I felt so dirty
>>218938378A proper carbonara definitely tastes better than "potato smileys, beans and Birds Eye chicken tenders"
The mong who pretends he cooks every meal from scratch and never eats convenience food is here
>>218938251>>218938273>>218938278Answer: A Fray Bentos Macaroni & Cheese Pie.
>>218938395let's eat like shit, smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish to stimulate them
>>218938405>>218938415Name me a single meal (that doesn’t include steak) that tastes better than frying two bits of bread in oil and butter, adding some cooked bacon to the bread with cheese and making a sandwich and cooking in the oven and adding a touch of cranberry sauce?
>>218938410Wank so often just get a thin watery load that dribbles out onto my hand
>>218938416I grew up poor and my mum made home cooked, nutritious meals for me and my sisters and my dad every day. Your family are just a disgrace. No excuse for laziness.
>>218938410Don't feel like mopping the floor whenever I wank
>>218938395occasionally at night when I'm wrapped up in my duvet waiting to fall asleep I'll play out a little fantasy scenario in my head where I'm sat in the doctor's office and they tell me I have some horrible cancer and I've only got 6 months to live or whateverinvariably my reaction is always 'right sound mate' because I'm not really that arsed about living anyway. I might not even tell my family because I barely speak to them.
>>218938425I’ve ate at Osteria and many other world level pasta places in Rome and I can assure you it does not
I'm always surprised by how small the carbs portion of the meal on people's plates is. My plate is usually completely filled with the rice/pasta/chips etc. I don't know how people who only have a small portion of carbs don't still feel hungry after. They're what make you feel full and like you've had a good meal.
>>218938410i'm lucky if it goes further than my hand
>>218938410wanked on the settee once and the spunk shot up onto the wall behind me
>>218938457Some things are best kept to yourself, Rorke. This is just depressing mate.
>>218938456I've never wanked onto the floor either
>>218938403
>>218938190Jeets and pakis back home have a strong system of sex segregation. They can't see women or talk to them for most of their lives. If they try and chat up a girl or something they will get beaten up by her relatives or the girl herself.Imagine then coming to the UK where women think you can be "friends" with men, the jeets then instantly take this as a green light to pull all their moves on themNote that only fob jeets do this not our Anglo-Indian brothers
>>218938445most things. cheap processed food only tastes nice to tasteless retards
>>218938455>fuck you for having shite parentsbit harsh>>218938479respectfully this is the only place to air such things.
>>218938471Fats and proteins make you feel fuller for longer. Pasta and white rice in particular don't make you full for very long
>>218938410I cum on my stomach then just rub it in like moisturiser and go about my day
>CHEESE, NICE AND HARD>BREAD NICE AND BURNT>Simple, rustic, delicious
>>218938499Good bacon, good cheese, good cranberry sauce and good bread isn’t processed foot you mongoloid
im glad my parents cared about my nutrition and were competent cooks
Cumsock master race here. Feels amazing because you’re not worrying at the point of climax where your cum is going, you just lie back and blast and the cleanup is easy.
Blud goes around smelling like cum all day
could you do it?
>>218938521somehow i doubt you're regularly buying good quality products.
If you've got a chip on your shoulder about being elite/sophisticated/cosmopolitan/etc. but you still want to eat yummy things you can talk about how you know it's bad but it's "hyperpalatable" otherwise you can lean into it like Anthony Bourdain and say things like "I've had meals from the Robuchon in Paris to the Pied a Terre, but nothing quite compares to the humble McDonald's Cheeseburger with a cup of Coca-Cola *chomp*".
>>218938534I probably spend more on flights for work in four months than your entire yearly rent you skint runt
Toil starts in a few hours...
I grew up on beans and chicken dippers and frozen veggies and stuff and I’m a 6’2 hench and healthy 26 year old strapping lad. I guess Captain Birdseye stuffs his shit with a lot of nutrients
I'm the toilet wanker. I'm seated on the toilet and scoot back on the seat and angle my dick inside the inner toilet to cum. My dick is 6 inches but I reckon even if you're 7 inches you can still use this technique without your dick end accidentally touching the rim.In the past, when supermarket plastic bags were still free, I used to wank inside themNever, ever wanked directly onto the floor or carpet. I like clean, efficient wanks that leave zero mess. For this reason I've never wanked lying on my bed either. Don't want to sleep on jizz stains.
>>218938531I don't need a wheelchair though
>>218938494>[indians and pakistanis] can't see women or talk to them for most of their lives. If they try and chat up a girl or something they will get beaten up by her relatives or the girl herself.The other day I was thinking about this and realised that in this regard I am very similar to these cringe Indian men you see who have no idea how to talk to women and think they can get a girlfriend by walking up to her and doing a backflip. I have honestly never had a female friend or casual acquaintence and even though I know through online discussions the 'correct' way to do things is to treat women like you would anyone else, become their friend etc, I physically cannot do it. I cannot detatch myself from my desire to become romantically involved with women and so every single interaction I have with a woman becomes stilted and weird. Except there's no arranged marriage waiting for me, I'll just die alone.
>wanking inside a plastic Tesco bagGrim grim grim fucking grim
Feeling blackpilled about this Epstein malarkeyRealistically what can we even do
>>218938552SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEN
shavetoil looms
>>218938549same here. regularly had fish fingers chips and beans for tea and stuff like that as a kid and I’m healthy af
>>218938568Aha VF spacker I presume x
>>218938575scream
>>218938516I love rustic ingredients but a cheese melt has to use American cheese and council bread. Glad he got ridiculed for that trainwreck of a video
>>218938494>Note that only fob jeets do this not our Anglo-Indian brothersCivnat cope'Anglo-Indians' still covet white pussy more than anything, they've just learned to restrain their nature impulses. They're still poojeet trash though.
>>218938139>>218938154>>218938494>The channel that posted the video of Grace and Sophie is run by a man we identified as Florjan Reka, a 35-year-old based in Sweden.>One of them was Dean Hill, a 36-year-old taxi driver who works locally. We saw him filming with a small camera close to his chest while walking past groups of girlsRorke proved wrong once again
>>218938579That’s genuinely a pretty nutritionally complete and healthy meal as long as you don’t go crazy with the chips. Add in some frozen veggies and a piece of fruit or something for pudding and you’re laughing
>>218938603ktim
Got patchy incelfacialhair in my 20sover for me
>>218938604>Florjan>RekaYjk
my favourite thing Indian men do is walking over to a woman sat on a ledge and jump so their feet slightly go over the ledge then move their feet back onto the groundno idea why they do it but they are funny little buggers
>>218938625They're white?
>>218938632Picturing chubby middle-aged indian men skipping and hopping at the sight of a white woman
>>218938623have you considered plucking it all out with a pair of tweezers?
>>218938546sure you do. enjoy your chicken nuggets tonight pal
sneak disserthat's that shit i don't like
>>218938662I'm a pussy so that's not possible I'm afraid
i don't have a chin
>>218938569its just a plastic bag. and they were actually the pengest, most luxurious wanks of my life because the bag openings were so big so i didn't have to worry about missing the target. i could just fully relax and focus on the porni honestly dearly miss jizzing into the old-style thin plastic carrier bags. It was absolute freedom.
>>218938672You don't feel anything past the first half dozen. I would know because I used to compulsively pull them out when I was stressed
>>218938670a bitch niggathat's that shit i don't like
>>218938692where am i supposed to rest my bollocks?
Was the smart phone the worst invention of the past 20 years?
You weren't mean to her, were you?
>>218938716BANGBANG
>>218938700yeah it feels unfair to even describe the act of pulling out these hairs as painful. It's more like a rising tension and then a feeling of release. Whatever 'pain' is associated with the action has long since been replaced and drowned out by the feeling of satisfaction of pulling out a thick hair.
feel about a stone lighter after that poo
>>218936638>Ivan jannie gets big sad about being a nigger>acts like a nigger in retaliation>nukes threadJanniefag is assblasted by the truth.The beatings will continue despite your ban. I will accept your full surrender given the following conditions:1)you make a new thread apologizing for being such bottom faggot shitters2)beg for my forgiveness and remove all bans3) attach a Webm of lesbian GILF porn4) pin itI will rape you niggers until you love me
fuck is this weather doing?
>>218938732What do you reckon her butthole smells like.
>>218938727probably not
mad that trees regrow their leaves
>>218938531Live three floors up with no lift so I'd rather notLongterm plan is a bungalow with all ramps and rails and that though
Society has rejected me!>>218938732>Don't mind me just doing science and enjoying a cup of joe in my parents £3,000,000 house
>>218938741vile cartoon
>>218938741ktim (the bear)
>>218938732>Specialises in predominantly female eusocial insect societies>Gets bantered by the manosphereThis is how you get supervillains; before you know it she'll be lobotomising 4channers and keeping them in her secret underground laboratory as part of her drone harem
bog brush has broke
Shat out a massive PooBC this morning stretched my arsehole good and properAnd it stank
>>218938899poo um
>>218938741T-I-G-E-R-S
Tesco's finest wild garlic chicken kievs for lunch so get in there de lads
>>218938940Meltdown
>>218938940>G*rmoid calling anyone else a wide knitter
>>218938930If it’s not Bighams you might as well not have bothered.
what an absolute waste of server space this thread has been
MOGED
>what an abtholute wathte of therver thpathe thith thread hath been
ngl I would shag Costa Rica's new president
>>218938859I'm not wholly repulsed by that idea, actually.
Pocket Monster GotoThe polls !!
>>218938982Mad how we'll never truly know how badly they fucked up, because of COVID
>>218938970Fuck off Charlie
Not going to lie I wish I made a load of money on crypto or something and retired at the age of 19
>>218939040Thanks for not lying
>>218939001Neocon! I choose YOU!
>Man sparks evacuation at French hospital after doctors find live WW1 artillery shell in his rectum
Rorke eating shit so he can force leftypol to smell his breath
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wxx97jlveoIt's an attack on kino, I cba to go to town every time I want to see some slags
>>218938732what's her deal?
>>218939103Le sexe anal
is this the thread?
>>218939161no
>>218938114It's a crime to be a man in this country
More birds and circuses for the unwatched masters
went to sleep for almost 3 hours and woke up and we're still on this thread, what'd i miss?as i recall my last post was lamenting about women sometimes having ugly vaginas and how you can't tell until it's too late
Would you ever date a Saffer?https://youtu.be/1H_xyvH5hA8
where are the poc
theft and shrubbery
>>218939297dangerously racist and anti-semitic picture
dinnertime: i'm thinking kippers
Women are happy to dress like absolute whores in public but as soon as somebody takes a photo they become shrieking violets, pathetic really, and just belies the fact that deep down they know their own conduct is shameful.
>>218938982>britonsgay globalhomo new labour term>>218939318well it did say they're pictured far-right
>>218939346thisit's no different to charlie veitch or any of the other people who have been filming in public for years except that the women don't want their whoreism documented
nth for the baddiedem
they don't go to pubs i supposenever seen any on that coopers stream either
Rorke stalking women in public because they asked for it (by going outside)
>>218939381body too long
>>218939346They don't want their drunk crash outs filmed either, control your drinking lasses. Y'all ain't alchies yet
gfberg has like 8 different baldurs gate 3 characters but has never played cyberpunk the stupid bitch
>>218939435gamer gf??!
>>218939435Gamer couple? Noice. A dying breed.
>>218939435Did she fall for the BG3 hype or does she actually like it?Couldn't get into it myself, but I've got exquisite taste so what can you do
>>218939435How big is her cock?
embarrassing that they feel the need to add 'AI generated' to the image lol
>>218939450not really much of a gamer myself i only like mass effect and cyberpunk
>>218939415Longer body more tummy albeit
imagining a little Chinaman with his flat face and a lampshade on his head tucking in to some rice. cracks me up
>>218939481Thoughts on the Big Brekkie?
https://youtu.be/q03EvQNBv-0Choonage blasting through the 'peakers
>>218939435She's based, she knew cyberpunk never lived up to its pre-release hype even after all the fixes and shilling
just added rorke to the wheel usergroup
any unemployed man inquit my shitty part time weekend job yesterday yano
>>218939481Mass Effect is shite after the first one
>>218939563been NEET for 7 years myself
>>218939563I'm 35 and haven't been unemployed since I was 17. only another 30 years or so until I can rest
>>218939592>30 years or soas if. retirement will be illegal by then
Woke won
>>218939633won my heart anyway
Rorke sneakily editing leftypol's bashrc to add random cowsay slurs
>>218939563Yh I'm gonna look for some volunteering later. I nerd structure
Need some dome ong
