Why do Germans sit down to pee? Why is everything getting feminized into absurdity?
Nobody's watching it's okay to sit
>>218941224its comfy to sit. if im at a toilet i might as well sit down and scroll /int while peeing. i have enough outdoors pee's during the day the few times im at a toilet i like to sit down.
>>218941224>Sitting is feminine.Okay, I want to see a picture of your setup you standing in front of your PC.
>>218941412>if im at a toilet i might as well sit downWell I am not interested to absorb aids.
How do you avoid the piss ricocheting from the toiletbowl and hitting your penor if you sit down to piss
>>218941483If you stand it hits your pants, that's not much betterAt home sitting is ok because you can keep your toilet clean, in public you stand so you don't get public toilet water on your dick and balls
>>218941470>he gets aids through his ass cheeks touchin a toilet seatok, you are a medical wonder. doctors will want to study you.if im in a hurry and do a standing pee at a public toilet i pee in the sink. think about that next time you wash your hands.
>>218941533>If you stand it hits your pantsGrab your dick the next time you go to the toilet
>>218941224The Germans were civilized by the Turkish Gastarbeitern and taught how to pee
Guys I know it seems silly but it really prevents a lot of pee from splashing all around your bathroom. Give it a try. You won't have to clean as frequently.
>>218941224New cuck map dropped
>>218941757its also comfy af
>>218941757Maybe I'd do it, if I live alone. But since my dad can't even clean shit stains in a toilet brush, I doubt he could relearn how to piss. So why should I care?
>>218941224standing pee is gay
>>218941224Sitting is superior because it allows you to discharge your bladders completely.I also shave my butt.
I sit down, only stand in public toilets
>>218943252Same. I even shit standing in public toilets
>>218941224Canonically, Muhammad peed sitting down>Aisha said:>"Whoever narrated to you that the Prophet would urinate while standing; then do not believe him. He would not urinate except while squatting." [He said:] There are narrations on this topic from Umar, Buraidah, [and Abdur-Rahman bin Hasanah].I don't think anyone has 'jaked this one yet
>>218943220>I also shave my butt.How severely homosexual are you?
>>218943274>I even shit standing in public toiletsSurely you at least squat over the toilet?
>i even shit standing
>>218941224It's Sunnah
>>218941224Can't read magazines while standing up
>>218941224It's easier to read the newspaper if you sit.
>>218941470If you're getting aids from your own toilet at home then I think you already have it.
>>218941224It's a matter of hygiene, you wouldn't understand.
>>218944694better have (basically non existant) paritcles of your pee on yourself than have paritcles of other peoples shit on yourself
>>218941224Anytime I try pissing standing its like a showerhead, goes everywhere, sitting it is
>>218945006> its like a showerheadi dont know how to describe it properly but you have to relax your "bottom" muscles (like if you are about to fart but not quite)i noticed that when i tense up it has weak power and poor spin causing it to be hard to aim
>>218943407He's Brazilian
>>218941412how fucking long does it take you to piss?
>>218941224it's not about being feminin and all that bullshitI don't pee while sitting for picrel
>>218945485as long as it takes. how?do you have a job? there are few things that allow you a break without questions, taking a smoke was one, its kinda gone now but i allow it on the projects i run. going to the shitter is another one. if you piss, shit or just scroool its not our problem its your private time off.
>>218941692But then it gets hard
>>218941470Nigga got untreated leprosy lmaoo
>>218941224Wtf balkersI thought you were super macho high test men
>>218941470he is rightimagine unironically sitting down on a public toilet
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>>218945634this has happened exactly once in my life.
>>218945634Even if I get up in the night for a piss with an erection this doesn't happen because I just push it down.
>>218941224is sit peeing feminine now?
>>218941224Sitting is objectively better for your health because you empty the bladder more than when standing + you avoid pee in your underwear.
>>218945967always has been
I like sitting down to pee. I never have to worry about cleaning up and I can rest instead of being on my feet all day.
>>218941224The toilet is my mediative space. Some minutes away from work, stress, anything else that might be going on, to just sit and stare at the porcelain floor in silence. No thoughts in your head, nothing going on, emptiness. It's quite soothing.
>>218945889Even flaccid my dick still pees true the gapIf I'm not taking a shit I'll just pee standing it's more convenient
>>218941224I juggle with my wiener letting it turn as a pinwheel while I dehydrate myself.
