WTF France???
>>218942056Faustien
>>218942056The spirit of Verdun still lives in french butts.
>>218942056well, if he had it in his rectum of course they forced him to evacuate. what's so weird about this?
should have used a rimmed cartridge
8 inch? So the size of a dog kibble ?
>>218942056Very French news story
>>218942056BASED! I bet u don't have the balls to put an 8" live artillery shell up ur bum, faggot
>>218942056imagine going back in time and telling that platoon one day a man will shove one of their explosive ordinances up his ass
>>218942111Lol
>>218942117kek
>>218942056I got info that it was a elderly man
>>218942056Why is almost always men that go to the ER for doing weird sexual shit? >glassinass.gif
>>218942056only 8" inch?ghay. if its not 16" im not interested.
>>218942056War has generational impact.
>>218943038Women can just use dildos and fuck their dog and it's considered normal but if a man goes to buy an 8 inch pupper dicker he's suddenly a weirdo pervert so it's easier to just stick glass bottles and artillery up your ass.
>>218943038got a friend who is ER/ambulance. he told me that death and gore becomes a part of the job, something you deal with professionally and with respect.but when a 16 year old girl calls and got something stuck in her hole, and she is the hottest thing you have ever seen and you have to dig a lego car out of her pussy while trying to be professional... that was the worst part. he could do it right there no problem it was his job, but back home, dinner with the family, he rather tell them a dude died on his shift than telling the family and wife he just fingered the hottest teen ever....girls get sexual ER help far more often than men its just not spoken about.
>>218943038>man does something women do all the time>why are they so WEIIIIIRDthat is why, men can't safely shove things up their ass because its still taboo
>>218943038Men are more extreme in every possible way.
>>218943945:)
>>218944025I remember thatUkrainians are hardcore af
>>218944045didn't know it was a ukrainian guy
>>218943216Why didn't they assign a woman? Maybe there weren't any on duty.
>>2189420568 centimeters, that I can believe. But not 8 inches.
>>218944300https://www.lefigaro.fr/faits-divers/un-obus-de-la-premiere-guerre-mondiale-retrouve-dans-le-rectum-d-un-patient-a-l-hopital-de-toulouse-20260201>During extraction, the surgeon realized that it was a shell from World War I, approximately 16 centimeters long (6.30 inches) and 4 centimeters wide.It's real.
>>218942056The Pierre's can't help themselves.https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/
>>218942056He must've gotten a lot of flak for this
>>218944071its sasha
>>218945169lmao
>>218943038Women are pickling zucchinis in their pussies but my man out there is UNFAIRLY RIDICULED for this tragic accident!
>>218944272they assign the people on duty, men or women. in case of ER they send alert to both fire and police along with ambulance, police is always the last, fire and ambulance is local and its 50/50 who comes first.an ambulance shift is 36hours then they got a week off.
>>218945387>zucchinisPierre we literally use your fucking word, courgette, yet you use the yank word. Friendship with France ENDED.
>>218943038Don't worry, women do their own part of sexual shit too. My father was working in a hospital and once day they had to... let's say... separate a woman from her dog, as the dog couldn't pull out. They had to hurry removing it too, before her husband could arrive.
>>218942056It was a million to one shot, doc.
Last time it happened was in 2022We just cant help putting stuff up our butts
>>218944300What kind of artillery shell is only 8cm (a bit over 3 inches) long?
>>218944071gone but not forgotten
>>218942056FIRE IN THE HOLE
>>218942056How would the germans know we're ready for round 4 if we didn't do things like this ?
>>218946516I'm starting to think I'm actually normal.
>>218942056this is a lot how the Yugoslavian war started, btw. Beware
>>218942056Based
>>218942056>8 inch long>artillery>>218947374kek
>>218948007some people also insert stuff in their urethrabeans in the dickhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8273352/>Beans in the wrong stalk: A case of urethral foreign bodieselectric cable in the dickhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8357018/>A Self-Inserted Foreign Body in the Urinary Bladder and Urethraaccording to this medical blog, here are the things that have already been found in urethra according to medical litterature:https://www.lemonde.fr/blog/realitesbiomedicales/2021/08/18/la-version-medicale-de-la-fin-des-haricots/>As I mentioned earlier, numerous articles in the medical literature report cases of self-insertion of foreign objects into the urethra. These are very varied, and the list is impressive: pencil, eraser, pen, pen cartridge, nail, screw, knitting needle, telephone cable, light bulb, magnetic beads, small magnet, straw, spring, fishhook, toothbrush, battery, hairpin, bullet, pipe stem, paper clip, metal tube, ballpoint pen tip, coin, lollipop stick, fork, thermometer, rubber tubing (like a motorcycle fuel hose), intrauterine contraceptive device (IUD), bone, wad of chewing gum, hot candle wax, glue, adhesive sticker, cotton swab, tampon, hay. Not to mention small animals: worm, fish, snake, leech, squirrel tail.
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>>218942056He could have been the last casualty of WW1... VGH...
>>218942927they will nod with understanding.
>>218942106Lol
>>218942056France moment
>>218942111
>>218947374Keksimus maximus
>>218947356Thus dude looks a lot like me and that's not very cool
>>218942056>Francecountry of love, chud
>>218943216god imagine the cunny
>>218947374Kek
>>218946875mine
>>218942056Any hole is a trench for the french
this can't be fucking real
>>218942056WHY IS THE MEDIA REPORTING ON THIS?? HOW IS IT RELEVANT TO ANYTHING THAT SOMEONE HAD A MEDICAL EMERGENCY?
>>218942927>"Hans, send a few shells up these frogs' asses">little did the officer know
>>218944272Muslim mindset
>>218943216GIWTWM
>>218944025>>218947356I've seen the video once and it still lives rent free
>>218942126Do you not know feet and inches anon? 8 inches is a really big dick
>>218943038men are just weird in general, women are boring
>>218947374I retract all slander I have spoken against the French in the past.
>>218943038It's actually because women don't make the news when they do sexual shit that harms them, out of privacy concerns. The number of women who have stuck bottles and other objects up their cunts is likely in the hundreds per year. It's just that when men do it it's hilarious, and news worthy.
>>218953546in war and love, all is fair *shoves a grenade up his ass*
>>218942056he must be from /k/
>>218959089>The number of women who have stuck bottles and other objects up their cunts is likely in the hundreds per yearThe women who call emergency services is that number. The women who do this is at least 75% the population
BREAKING NEWS THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENEDThis casehttps://www.vice.com/en/article/a-man-turned-up-at-hospital-with-a-live-wwi-artillery-shell-in-his-butt/2022 casehttps://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/health/wwi-shell-found-in-frenchmans-bottom/news-story/810b58ab39081ee24dbf791200b5ecb1
>>218945387It's a zuch-zainichi French saar
>>218942056Kinda reminds me of that Serbian boomer that shoved a wine bottle up his ass and blamed the Albanians for it
>>218959010>8 inches is a really big dickHahahahahahahaha, no.
>>218947356live by the shrapnel, die by the shrapnel
>grandpa got shellshocked.com during the war
>>218953515lel same actually, although with very different hair.
>>218959010What a sorry excuse of a man.I would never go for any less than a dragon dildo.
>>218942106kek
>>218942056well thank goodness it didn't set off and he became bœuf à la verdunoise
>>218944025this guy did an AMA on reddit. hes married, has a wife
does anyone remember the finnish story or something about how some guy shoving a grenade up his ass or something turned into an international incident when he claimed some enemy soldiers did it and it got an entire full on investigation where they figured out he was probably lying, and some national songs were written around it?
>>218961942>>218947356
>>218962003...yeah, that infos not there
>>218961972All i remember is a serbian shoving a bottle in his asshole and starting a war
>>218961972No, but I remember the Yugoslav wars were triggered by a Serb or something allegedly getting buttraped with a bottle by Albanians or something. That's a proven fact, like not the rape but the bottle in the ass yes.
>>218959908But why?Is this the same guy doing it over and over again? Where does he find those shells? And why WW1 specifically??
>>218943038Women are literally built to have things shoved in their holes
This has to be a new peak for German sexual supremacy. I mean a Frenchman shoving a shell up his arse surely trumps the fuck out of what they did to the Brazilian football team.
Bottom artillerie.
>>218964276that was televised across the whole wolrd though
>>218964479Yeah, I know that, and I still stand by what I said. Think about it:This guy is SO fucking into being cucked by Germans, that he shoved a shell up his shitter.Those Brazilian lads were just having a bad night, this cunt is so deep in the cuck cave that it made the news. It really is next level.
>>218942056What the fuck France
>>218947356o7Gone but not forgotten
>>218942106On ne passe pas
>>218943038monkey brain compels us to shove things up the ass
>>218947356>die fighting for your nation>remembered for shoving a glass jar up your assgoes to show a king can always become a clown but a clown can never become king
Frenchies truly are a different breed.
>>218948988> some people also insert stuff in their urethrawhy? I once had a catheter put in me and it being removed was the most uncomfortable experience I ever had with my dick
>>218964189Eastern France is full of WW1 shells because thay's where the western front was
>>218964530How do you know it was german shell and not french or british?
>>218964189>Is this the same guy doing it over and over again?would be funny, mad collector of ww1 memoribilia just for the purpose of shoving them up his ass
>>218965780Sounds like a JoJo character.
