Prev >>21893501710yr anniversary edition
im still cold
>>218951768jeb!
>>218951768You don't realize how much Mr. Orange changed American politics until you see reminders like this guy.
Why is Trump the only politician in this country with any kind of personality? All the other ones act like soulless boring robots.
>>218951918John fetterman is based
i can no longer trust that anyone even slightly famous hasn't been eating baby shit. what if jared subway ate baby shit
>>218951932How about John Farterman
>>218951918Lindsey Graham sort of has a personality in the sense of like an old southern grandma who bakes cookies and makes lemonade for the kids in her neighborhood.
for me, its jesse ventura
>>218951957There’s a LOT of genuinely fucked up stuff in those releases, which are most likely real, but that one about eating the feces out of baby intestines is from an FBI tip by an insane person and is likely fake; at least, the claims are totally unsubstantiated, and were dismissed by the FBI.
>>218951957ALL THESE NIGGAS EAT BABY ass
Epstein was Qanon
>>218951918Most of them are terrified of offending their donors so they have adopted that safe corporate personality, like an HR drone.
>>218951918Why do they have to have personality? A politician should spend as little time in front of cameras and be doing their work.
>>218952041Why would he be?
>>218952146We (as a society) don't like autistic workaholic politicians anymore either thobeit
Mark Carney is kinda starting to grow on me but I'll still be voting for PP.
>>218952073He was almost certainly at least involved in that operation. Epstein was an associate of Steve Bannon, who was associated with the Watkins people who took over of eight channel, who in turn created Q
>>218952146And what do you think their job is? It's certainly not perfoming analysis on whether or not legislation has had a positive impact on the electorate
>>218952227Nigga...
>>218952227Bad idea CPC is going to field almost exclusively clowns and browns across the country
If only you came to Brazil
Women act like it’s crazy how ancient women used to use lead-based makeup, and then put this shit on their face
The situation That the bass is in
>>218952281Unless you live in Quebec, this is every single party except those <1% of the votes chud parties
>>218952281Hmmmm.
>>218952291>come across Foid healthy living organic account #6,000,001>no plastics, nothing GMO, "natural" lifestyle o algo>she of course has fake titsWomen simply are not serious beings.
>>218952343At least Corny is competent and experienced unlike PP>>218952349I don't vote btw
Penis!
Im a carney supporter
>>218952478>the guy with a tranny son and personal connection to Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell is based or somethingOnly experience he has is doing diddy shit to his son
>>218952550If you read my post again you'll see I never said that
watchin destiny
Spilled cream onna floor
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Watching Midwest Safety
sup fellas
>>218952583If you see my post I said the only experience he has is molesting his son
SMACK DAT! ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
>>218952710any good stuff lately?
>>218952739My favorite is that young Wisconsin guy who keeps getting arrested for DUIs. He literally has a trilogy on the channel lmao
>>218952733Okay
>>218952767Interestingly, Turdeau also had child molesting allegations swirling around him in the background. I guess it's just part and parcel of being in charge of a country.
Fij
>>218952803Yes that seems to be the case.
https://youtu.be/PWsPwNlclg0
fucking jeff ruined futanari for everyone i wish that son of a bitch was really dead
>>218952761lmao hahahahaha drunk driving is so FUNNEH especially when they accidentally decapiate innocent people, like WOOPS haha
>>218952710The recent one where they caught the two guys at a Dominos pizza was fucking hilarious
>>218952972Maybe that person shouldn't have been in the way...
hard working, Catholic conservatives. they killed that woman because she was being racist or something.
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/PdF7Ssm6tEU?si=BAKK4Iz3nfeW1l5X
>>218953012I haven't *Starts crying loudly*
Million dollar idea: East asian style city with millions of people and tall buildings in it, but populated by white people
>>218953085We traded that future and the space colonization one for the gay brown mess we have now.
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>>218953009no matter how much you passive aggressively whine like a bitch woman nobody is going to fight your battle for you faggot.
>>218953159.
>>218953085Enter....WARSAW, 2026
I'll be voting Ché.
i have anime fatigue
>>218953191What an ass.
>>218953194
Watching this British police show POLICE INTERCEPTORSGerman police doesn’t go this hard
Suddenly a cute girl appears before me, she's naked, she wants to have sex, wish this would happen
>>218953256Find a cute autistic gamer girl on discord
I'm pro Dog Boi
>>218953256Succubi have STDs
>>218953286?
>>218953308Lmfao
>>218953362>CollieNow show me the vid where the guy dreamed of being a pitbull
thinking of sepuku
about to poo
i have no friends
Holy f*cking kino caseOh is streaming live right now
>>218952041Epstein ain't gonna have his prostitutes infected with aids nigga
>>218953464Hint hintHE'S BLACK
TURN DOWN FOR HUWHAT
>>218953362we need Paul more now than ever.
>>218953532Same
spent 3 wonderful hours at my best man's place talking about all sorts of things. i feel so much better now. i feel empowered. it's crazy how much socialization can do for a nigga. man is a social animal indeed. i hope i'll see him again on the morrow.
I'm kino
just poo'd
>>218953650
Car manufacturers need to do over stuffed seats again
>>218953627Best man? You're married?
Been sick with the flu (I think) for the past 3 days. I've eaten around 800 calories during this time and lost over 5 lbs. I was sweating so much last night that my mattress was dripping wet when I peeled the sheets off to wash them. This fucking sucks.
>>218953684Jealous of your weight loss
>>218953627honestly man you might be the gayest nigga ITT. you say some positively pozzed shit, and that's counting the niggas who literally suck cocks.imagine being a grown man and saying you feel "empowered" like some lesbian bitch on her period.
>>218953702Just go outside and lick every railing you come across and eventually you can be like me
Just saved an image I really liked but you guys wouldn’t appreciate it
>>218953684First nipah victim USA congratulations
>>218953786True you should fuck off to the German general where your posts will be better received They are your people after all
>>218953831Nonsensical post
nice outfit, goober
>>218953831Be nice!
NO FASCIST USA
>>218953946wtf?!
>>218953903I'm all up in your shit so what the fuck!
Woke up at 4 PM
>>218953956Caca
Carnivorous mushrooms actually exist
>>218953956Cagada del epsein o algo
>>218953972
Not enough weed in the world to satiate my lungs
>>218953674no we just plan to be each other's best men when we get married>>218953758relax it's just because i'm an ESL
what do you guys think about friends? they're on some croatian channel and i'm trying to like them but it seems like a grim sitcom for normies
>>218954207
*touches your bulge*
>>218954237*blood rushes in*
>>218954237Whoa bro that's my crotch don't do that man!
>>218953009
>>218954261>>218954261>Whoa bro that's my crotch don't do that man!
>>218953923>>218953951BASED
>>218953171Fuck yourself.
HEAL THEMLIKE FIRE FROM A GUNKNEELINGMY GOD IS THE SUN
>>218953009Antiwhites should all be executed.
>>218954237can i kiss your benis?
Just read an egregious post
U a real one jit, let's murk this junt
puro epstein en es cataloga
Aight nigga bet
White Americans, what? Nothing better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too...
good night brossssssssss
Thoughts on Pete Weber?
Just a public service announcement for you boring autistic mongs to stay out of/brit/It’s well established we are the funniest and best shaggers on this board and we are sick of you boring bastards ruining our generals with your boring personalities and posts
>>218954336I'm pretty sure every attacker in these cases served prison time
>>218954660Stay out of our ends wanker
>>218954599gn
>>218954660i have never and will never post there, but i still feel bad you guys had to deal with butthew poozueta for as long as you did
>>218954660Don't remember asking
>>218954660im coming to /brit/ rn lol lol
>>218954660There’s little point posting that here. There are very few /brit/+/cum/ crossposters; the posters from /cum/ countries who post to /brit/ tend to only post to /brit/ and not /cum/
>>218954664Don't talk to me, retard.
>>218954810There are plenty and they are the worst of the worstNot that I would know anything about that
>>218954834t. desperate to fit in yanknonce
>>218954810>There are very few /brit/+/cum/ crossposterslet's keep it that way
Which one of you assholes did this?!
>>218954917this anon >>218954336
>>218954626pro bowlers intrigue me. the kind of circumstance and choices that would have had to be made to lead to becoming a pro bowler.
I agree with the Brit. Yanks need to fuck off. Southern posters are the only ones allowed to post on /Brit/
my late stepfather was british
>>218954917Brian
>>218955034i'm sorry to hear that
>>218955040yes he had terrible taste in culinary matters
how do you get over her?
>>218955157who
>>218955208her
>>218955157you meet another girl, although you might never fully recover until you have kids with someone maybe..
doin a poo
When euroids start yapping about black histury munf remind them that theirs is in october (except based spain which doesn't have one and belgium that has it in march).
I'm tired. Tired of life.
>>218955157create healthy distractions
I miss Spinny
>>218955157Strangulation
Badly need to go for a walk I'm feeling hella down.
/cum/ has been so bad the last several weeksi don't know what happened but every time i visit it's miserable and dead
>>218955347>muh braindead combo piecethe game is better without salamangreats being relevant
>>218955409all part of the plan
I hate ads so much that I make a mental note to never buy anything that is advertised to me.
>>218955489Based, I'm the same way. It makes me resent the consooooomerist 21st century even more when they constantly shill trinkets and garbage.The worst is just sloppa like "scent beads" for putting in your washing machine so your fuckin clothes stink like some industrial solvent. *unrelated but noticing a huge uptick in false negatives with the captcha in the last 24 hours. seems 4chan is doubling down trying to force people to buy passes. interesting it'll have the same effect, the more they misbehave the more i will shitpost and refuse to buy a pass.
A library with a bar in it
>>218955390You should go for a walk then.
>>218955579I just bring my own liquor to the library.
>>218955566No I mean in videos, I've been using my tablet and when Individuos doesn't work I put Youtube and they've been bombarding me with retarded shit. KFC, some stupid chocolate, an ad with Owen Wilson about some stupid provider shit - fuck em all.
>>218955157you simply dont
>>218955579homeless niggas dream
>>218955644yeah that's what I meant too. I don't suffer ads on my laptop since I have adblockers and such, but on my (((SmartTV))) there's no option but to sit through propaganda telling you to buy toilet paper, goyslop, some shitty new overpriced car, or some horrendous new series about racemixing and trannies.
>>218955644KFC is bomb if you have a good location tho
girl on discord knitted a collar for her kitten and he's very cute in it
>>218955555
>>218955648Ewww she's not attractive
>>218955683Yep, I also have adblockers but they don't work on the tablet. Btw youtube are absolutely insane, when you watch a stream it's every 4-5 mins. It completely ruins the experience. >>218955686KFC is good here but I don't eat that stuff.
Kfc is ok, a little too salty and greasy these days. I like their pot pies
>>218955726back in the day she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
pot pie is not for kitties
Kfc is bad, there's so much grease
>>218955798I've Americans try it here and they say it's very good. The best I've had was in Prague though, and the Netherlands.
Heraclitus (2028)Pedro Pascal as HeraclitusAnthony Hopkins as Heraclitus the ElderBenicio del Toro as Khosro II. the VictorAlexander Stan as Phoca the UsurperGeorge Clooney as Emperor MauriceTimothy Chalamet as Amr ibn Al AsDavid Harbour as ShahrwarazDave Bautista as Avar khaganJason Momoa as Khazar KhaganJohnny Depp as The Patriarch of Byzantium
>>218955813KEKshe was sexy for real, tho
>>218955834What're you some KFC connoisseur
>>218955847LOL, no. I am the person who has eaten the least fast food of anyone I know. That was 6-7 years ago maybe more, it's just when you get high and see a KFC it's over. The worst one was in Manchester, almost inedible.
HERACLIUS damn autocorrect
>>218955873six seven
i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast tomorrow morning i will eat you
when i'm at a kfc, i always get the spicy chicken sandwich and poutine
Carney just casually dropping Thucydides in his speech was impressive ngl.
>>218955893what about the indian and arabic feces in the food tho...
>>218955882>>218955893I used to get wings and a sandwich that's callled Crunch, no idea if you have it there, it's just chicken with lettuce and sauce but it's the cheapest and somehow the tastiest.
pot pie poster reminded me of a guy on eFukt who made a cum pie and served it to his family in some perverted act of revenge. it was just a bunch of guys loads baked into a pie. still ranks as one of the single worst things i've ever found on the internet, he included footage of them all eating it at the kitchen table.
>>218955937>Crunchyup, that's the one
The tagline to HERACLIUS the movie? IM THIS HOUR OF DOUBT I RAISE MY SPEAR YET I AM NO LONGINUS!
Catberg keeps going in the spare bedroom and growling at something now i'm scared to go down the hallway in case something jumps out at me
>>218955983Pussy
>>218955940the good ol days of the internethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIpuJG90Tuc
>>218955940Absolutely horrific>>218955980whats up Slovenia, how you doin lad?>>218955974oh so you got it also, I don't like he other ones that are filled with toppings, also the Crunch has the most tender piece of chicken as far as I remember.
If I was a dictator or emperor or whatever of a country, I would make sure there was no law preventing homeowners from raping home invaders. Not that I would condone such a thing, but I'd want it to be known that if you invade someone's sacred domicile in my kingdom, they can rape you with absolute impunity. I feel like it would really deter home invasions.
>>218956001I miss this animation stylehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBulp6A644&list=RDIxBulp6A644&start_radio=1
Happy 4:20!
>>218955989I'm all alone in a big old house okay give me a break I don't even have a dog. Just going to barricade myself in here and put headphones until morning
>>218956031I'm pretty sure Romans used to make burglars and shit suck their dick but it was entirely a punishment thing, not sexual
How can we make these threads worse?
Ah yes the common platonic penal penalty of making a guy suck your dick, not at all sexual.
>>218956091they definitely get worse when scum like Brian or Jason show up, but once they're here you've really got nothing with which you can threaten me.
>>218956091We need two new schizo spammers
i did it!
There's one fat poster who eats goyslop multiple times a day
canadian boy butts drive me nutsthe smell of maple and cinnamon fills the nostrilsas they place their balls on my eyeballs like goggles
>>218956174>just one
>>218956085Thieves were crucified in ancient Rome.
corrgood brekkieberg diss wunhairfta be amongoloidated
Why does this normie life feel so good? I’m in love with a coworker who’ll probably reject me, but the journey will still be worth itShe’s playing along with me even though she knows how it will end too
>>218956149how long did it take to do?
>sheyeah okay, bud
>>218956262How will it end?
>>218956300with her in a 50 gallon drum and him hanging from an overpass
>>218956262falling in love is exciting
>>2189562682 days
>>218956315kek
How do migapedes justify the orangutan-in-chief unironically sharting himself on camera?
have you guys ever had a relationship that ended well? i certainly haven't
>>218956348im a khhv
>>218956348what do you mean by well? without a fight and yelling ect.?
>>218956367if you ran into her at the mall a year later, you'd say hello
Momberg just left for work time to jackoff
>>218956348Nah, it wasn't uncommon for me to fall off from friendships. I'm not good at relationships and I'm even worse at romance.
>>218956391Well I don't think there is one where I wouldn't say hello, but there's 2 relationships that ended on good terms and I would even hang out. One was because she went to America to work for the summer but it was sort of a fling that we knew that would end before it started, and the other was because she went to study in the Netherlands and I couldn't leave my job and everything I worked for. We talked about a long distance relationship but we decided not to.
>>218956348I've never even seen a vagina
I miss the 2016-2020 era. So much energy and positivity about the future.
>>218956435I saw the Netherlands girl right before New Years even, we had a coffee.
>>218956409
had an absolutely miserable day so I'm hitting the penjamin
Wagies have to work tomorrow
barely got out of bed today, eschewed all my responsibilities, did nothing but watch brainless youtube slop
Spent all day cleaning and painting my room with Dadberg then he cooked steak on the grill for dinner
Promised myself I would read a real book but I ended up reading manga instead
you should hit the shutthefuckupjamin cuz i don't remember asking you a goddamn thing
The dog is humping the cat again
The cat is shitting out a rat again
r/celebritysoles helped me reach an amazing orgasm
Im thinking anime
>>218956715honestly you deserve a 30 day ban for this post
>>218956715any recs?
Cum is so boring now I only come here before I go to bed this board used to be good enough to spend all day on
>>218956806Alia Bhatt
Got banned from /mu/ award.
>>218956953what did you do ?
>>218956966Shhhhhhhhhh.
>>218956348Yeah. The “best” endings are more heartbreaking. I’ve had a few relationships end because someone had to move away, which is sad if it’s otherwise ending for no reason. I had one relationship where we still lived in the same city and stayed platonic friends for a few years afterward. There’s no point. There’s still something inside you that kind of wants to get back together as the reasons for the breakup recede into the distant past, until you remind yourself why it happened, and how miserable you were before you broke it off. IMO it’s basically better to break it off on relatively bad terms so you just don’t interact with that person again. Not so bad that you have to worry about her spreading malicious rumours or whatever, but just enough that it’s definitively over.
Where did everyone go why are there only Canadians here
It's not uncommon for Canadian twink boy butts to smell like warm bowls of cinnamon apple oatmeal
>fat lip starts playing
I don't respond or ignore posts
>>218957112*sharts in your mouth*
Haters gonna hate Your mommas gonna hate Bitches gonna hate Swag
Bird snow angel
This coldsnap has once again reminded me about how badly boomers just cannot sit still as I witness my mother outside with a 2x4 trying to knock ice off of the trees in the yard.
>>218957194I wish I could put apus in photos
>>218957194*Steps on top of the mushroom with spiked shoes*
>>218957168you did that with your hands didn't you
Really funny how they did this to themselves
>>218957220aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>218957243Yeah with my 10’ long armsIt’s probably a bathing behaviour for them to roll around in snow
I'm getting Culver's what did you guys want?
>>218957269Whatever Nikocado usually gets
eating taco bell rn
>>218957303How about taco bellend
>>218957156
The coat of arms of Hensbroek in the Netherlands, granted in 1817
>thread still upMan this place is slow as shit now, what happened?
How about it's Macaco Bell and it's a Brazilian fast food restaurant.
>>218957376We don’t currently have a schizo spammer shitting up every edition with like 150 word salad posts
>>218957386How about Tobacco Bell and they let you smoke inside
im tired of collegeim just over iti just want to do a job get home turn brain off then go backnot have to fucking worry about 11:59 pm assignment due dates or doing the reading for this or preparing the test for thatthis shit sucks man
>>218957401Based
>>218951768>doing doordash>person places an order from like 10 miles away>they didn't leave a tip>accept the order >walk into the resturant and grab the food>immediately go into the app and click "staff is taking too long" and cancel the order>enjoy my free foodFucking faggot. Next time leave a tip. She's lucky I was in a good mood, if you're feeling particularly spicy you can drive towards their house a bit, then mark the order as "undeliverable" and then you not only get free food, you still get paid as if you'd completed the delivery.
>>218957425can you do this? So she paid and never received the food?
>>218957425I don’t really understand the use case for these apps. Is it for people who don’t own cars?
>>218957263yeah it's true. birds are very clean little creatures and will bathe in snow, sand and dirt if water isn't available. that's why I always laugh at people that say birds stink, are dirty, etc. they bathe multiple times a day and preen >>218957269double mushroom swiss with the works. large cheese curd. vanilla blueberry marshmallow creme concrete mixer in size medium.
>>218957438>So she paid and never received the food?If I'd marked it as undeliverable maybe, but the way I did it just means they'll send the order back into the pool. If some desperate soul for some reason actually accepts it, they'll have the staff remake the order and then they'd deliver it. Otherwise they'll just give her a refund.>>218957441Sometimes it's people with no cars, but the vast majority of customers are just lazy and don't feel like driving to get their own food and are willing to pay an ABSURD markup price to have it dropped at their doorstep.
>>218957478lol, and they wouldnt say anything to you?
Ultra dead general
>>218957471>mushroom swissRichard Spencer?!https://youtu.be/EUkpNJjp5zE
Lmfao what
>>218957470Absolute retard doest know what rug pull is would also have no clue about things affecting orange juice production
>>218957374Those pants are way too big for that poultry, they'll slide right off. Stupid birdbrain doesn't even know how to find clothes in the right size and this is why humans are their masters. So tired of those idiotic creatures wanting to work in new jobs and industries, they deserve to be discriminated against the only thing they're good for is making eggs and fried chicken
>>218957534Sent that hen flying
>>218957503>they wouldnt say anything to you?They can't even if they wanted to. Once I cancel the order they have no way of contacting me. You can get away with this dozens of times as long as you don't do it too often.
>>218957441It's for when you're off your ass drunk/high
Just like in life never look behind you when driving always look ahead
>>218957575I did that recently and backed into a light pole
>>218957575Stop posting
>>218957602I wish aids upon you.
>>218957575i got one of those clip on rearview mirrors that’s 3 feet wide and now i can only see what’s behind me when im driving
>>218957610pls no
>>218957610if youre going post a trite saying least make it a bible versenobody cares about your boomer football coach advice
Listening to a song, it's called influence of the magi
Nutted now I feel sleepy
>>218957602Make the new, thread cuck!
>>218957724>>218957724New
Lazy cunts!
>>218957731time it took you to solve the captcha ya coulda done it on your own dumbarse
>>218952041You don't want to drag in drug using actual degenerates because they are liable to go off the rails regardless of threats/blackmail if they get high enough.
>>218957425then you're making restaurant workers look bad because you didn't want to drive for the driving job that you chose to work.
