Sverigetråden edition
>>218954010good 'dish
>>218953868Need to see her sucking a BWC
>>218954010Tattoos and blokes? Gives me the ick, good thing I have a wife
>>218954010Would love to pick that scab off
>>218954010delicious 'tex
>>218954047not sure the oriental female has an orifice meant to handle 4 inches at once
>>218954010cadde in the yarn confirm
how much of the /brit/ experience am i missing oot on if i dont have reddit flags and havent joined the brit discord
>>218954056Said the trade unionist sniper
>>218954085you're missing out on gay sex
>>218954085100% because as a yank you just dont get it
>>218954064>not sure the oriental female has an orifice meant to handle 4 inches at once
the last /brit/ post before 4chan went down in april
me and the missus when we go camping in the foresthttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769370159654470.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769370159654470.webm
this one take we
>>218954126what dont i get
Deep down, I know that what I really need is a girlfriend, not sex with escorts.
>>218954056
>>218954010Holy butterfaces
>>218954140digging for treasure are ye?
>>218954149itritbrit//brit/
Next mass stabbing incident odds20/1 By end of the month16/1 End of March19/2 End of May7/3 End of August
>>218954240erm is ladbrokes allowed to do this
>>218954236
>>218954240knives are banned in public though
>>218954236Fucking so so pengShould be illegal for a tranny to be this peng I reckon
if i keep trying maybe things will get better
We should blunt the tips of knives
>>218954273overrated gamecool poster though
>>218954047she doesn't like sucking me off unfortunately says it tastes badbut loves it up the fanner
>>218954292Hi Idris!
the pacific northwesthome
Grown man goes into a spasticated chimp out when he sees certain images posted lmao
>>218954240
I once fucked a woman who spent 15 minutes before we fucked how she danced with and almost fucked the man who plays Dunk in that new game of thrones show I’m a runt of a man
>>218954309Thats Sir Idris to you
The turkey tom situation is insane
Sir Black Actor
>>218954316But enough about Helperlad
>>218954322not really because you still fucked her
>>218954349sgrem
>>218954313i also belong there
HHL is the best looking lad that posts in /brit/
just remembered that there's evidence to Sean Allan's noncery and it's not just a baseless insult
making some spicy ramen
>>218954362Yeah but she took pleasure in telling me she almost and fucked the guy who plays dunk and clearly wanted to fuck him
>He's behind 7 nonceproxies lmao
goodnight chaps
If you think back on your childhood it’s mental how much power you had.If you accused someone of being a nonce and held to your story you 100% could have got someone locked up for being a nonce with zero consequences
You know I value our friendship <3
C'est un truc à la Alan, tu ne comprendrais pas...
literally no idea who sean allan is
>>218954010yookayers dafuq is going on right now
planning on the scranning of a butter chicken tomorrow
>>218954444got sorcerers in my team nyigguh...!
listening to kate bush
Sucking a golfball
>>218954450Just another attention seeking spammer from /britfeel/
>>218954483old but gold
>homer bimpson
Setting mongboys off lol
>>218954461yeah I got this twunk's videos recommended to me too
>>218954498Hey Australia lad, bend over. I want to shag your bum.
Dance mongboy dance lmao
>>218954505why don't you tell your new friends at /brit/about the time you shared THAT video
corrr it lush x
Set him right off go on lid give us the full routine x
you know when you get drunk and you get an incredibly strong urge to listen to music really loud that overrides any other impulse?
Remigration isn't enough, we need execution
Does anyone know why he got booted off /britfeel/ and is so dedicated to spamming here instead now?Can't imagine getting socially ostracised by fucking /britfeel/ of all places
>>>/vp/58890990
It is almost as if he does it to himself to say relevant, do not fall for it /brit/
I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky girl farts.
I'm a happily married man love my Morris Marina me
Bouncing up and down in his chair, absolutely giddy at the idea his online nemesis is posting in the thread lmao
>>218954498very unpatriotic of you to spell it with a u
>>218954586you're doing the same thing
>>218954606done him
i'm a fly ass wigga
>>218954585this Finnigga fucking his car
vaping weed
>>218954618ayyy
>>218954606Kekked
>>218954523um
>>218954590I'm not referring to our Labor party silly billy
How many hours a day do you put into 4chan, madlad?
>>218954618shake yo dredds!
did you know pocahontas lived in brentford?
>>218954679heard she built the whole country
>>218954606bodied that freak
so the whole global elite are satanic pedos then
thoughts/opinions on meghan markle?
Right then what are we all doing for Palentine's Day lads
>>218954704can't really imagine what kind of person makes these images
>>218954704i love moonching mereducing moonch because im far too tubby
>>218954712don't care
Do your little performance for me x
>>218954498Can't believe after 30 years it turns out the big gay swindler Mandelson was actually a bit of a wrong un after all
>>218954719FUCK PALENTINE
>>218954739answer the fucking question
>>218954567Samefagger, neo-nazi, nonce, the list goes on.
>>218954712care even less than that other guy
What’s the appeal of watching lasses on a night out and why do lads seek out videos? I just don’t get it. There’s actual real porn to wank to
>>218954765Travis Bickle mfs be like
@carlybender will you be my valentine?
>>218954778roar
trumped under the sheetsforgot about itwafted the sheets and got it right up my noseyuck!!!
>>218954814Corrrrr
>>218954660I’ve never posted here before
any gay ass sissy nigga for bwc in
buying a 2015 macbook off Vinted for nary a hundred quid get in
>>218954831that was a false flag attack to try and make you post here
Sweden runs this general Give me a (You) to show your respects
>>218954831*hits you in the head with a hammer*BONK! ahaha
>>218954844i don't think ziedy or heathermong are here right now no
>>218954844*raises paw*
>>218954773no you don'tbe quiet
>>218954771the first one I can attest to
runkade till gulingar igen...
>>218954856
reminder that the t rex had one of the highest encephalization ratios of any dinosaur, only beaten by a few microraptors. It was likely one of the smartest dinosaurs ever.Reminder that the t rex had the strongest bite force of any land animal everReminder that the t rex had forward rotation of its eye sockets unlike other theropods, which usually had side-facing eyes. Thanks to this, the t rex had stronger vision than even modern birds of prey, and thus better vision than any animal alive today, multiple times over. It also had usually large cochlea, giving it powerful hearing, probably able to hear the footsteps of prey miles away. It also had unusually large olfactory bulbs, giving it a powerful sense of smell.The tyrannosaurus was slightly smaller than comparable theropods like giganotosaurus, but t rex had a heavier skull, thicker bones, and a wider, barrel shaped ribcage, compared to the much thinner and more fragile giganotosaurus. Taking into account the greater bite force of t rex, it's unlikely that there was any theropod as deadly, or as tough and resistant to attack as the t rex.The t rex also had highly developed leg and ankle bones, providing it comparably efficient long distance travel as humans. The strength of its ankles was so great that it's possible that it could turn on one leg even while moving, in a sort of pirouette, to quickly change direction even at speed. Despite its size, it would have been agile and difficult to evade.Tyrannosaurus rex is clearly the most powerful dinosaur, and the most powerful land predator of all time. Man cannot outrun the t rex, cannot out-endure it over long distances, it can see better, hear better, and smell better than you.>inb4 muh gunsthere might be guns that could kill a t rex, but you don't own one. Tyrannosaurus was bigger than an elephant, your guns would tickle.Unfortunately you can't play as a t rex in videogames because it would simply be too unfair I guess.
Sweden doesn’t even run their own general, never mind one as big as /brit/Entire general full of downie obsessed spastics
shan't be reading that!
Sean allan isn't welcome on /brit/ simple as.
>>218954856Du
New trainers lads
One of your countrymen told me to come here
how often should you air out your room, bearing in mind it's winterno I won't ask chatgptno i won't be quiet
who is heathermongor who is heather
>>218954925here here
howdy lads
>>218954943heatherpaedo and ziedy linked up... need it or keep it?
Any tall handsome fit but got a dog shit job man in
>>218954943the thumbnail trick doesnt work anymore on static images
>>218954954"hear hear" you mugcoz youre hearing the one speaking
Just opened one of those little cans of ipa in bed and it spilled all over my phone, specifically this post>>218954814
>>218954949don't actually know
now i'm darker than the deepest sea
Hold on let me fit in >Tomorrow is CHEWSDAY
I heard there was a Threads remake being made. How's that going, any of you lads know?
>>218954949Heathermong is a BPD paedophile who posts carious “gimmicks” here. Primarily one revolving around the idea that black refugees live in a luxury mega hotel funded by the taxpayers and that they are visited by underage white girls who they rape. He also spends an inordinate amount of time posting about “timmies” dating non white women, Irish diaspora and their habits and Quorn. He got the name heathermong because he would post incessantly about a micro celebrity named heather green
>>218954858Ouch!!!
>>218954949His name is Connor MacLeod and she was his wife.
>>218955000eh? whats that? remaking the thread? its only at 153 you idiot!
>>218955006Please see a doctor
>>218955028Laughed.
rorke is stupid!!
>>218955031he's not wrong to be fairbut i do agree a bit
>>218955046grow up
>>218955000Sheffield mentioned
>>218955046however...leftypol!also stupid!
>>218955028Good gimmick. I also laughed. Keep it up mate
hitting the Bjork Debut pose at some of these posts
would you marry a halloween themed girl named Eve Hallows?
>>218955083What the fuck are you talking about
>>218955061Rovrum me, but I always say I am from Sheffield
>>218955083I'd run her over with my car.
>>218955092would you marry a halloween themed girl named Eve Hallows?
>>218954085Is there a Brit Discord? I added someone who was desperate to go camping last week
>>218955083girls dont have themes
too many poortherners on /brit/no wonder you're all sad, poor, schizophrenic, unfunny, unemployed spastics
>>218955114And are you, to pass judgement?
>>218955078I love her crazy ass
>>218955101How can someone be “Halloween themed” I ask againWhat the fuck are you on about
>>218955125I am. I'm a hampshire chad you see
Scooby Doo on Epstein Island
>>218955096understandable
A thousand evil curses and hexes upon Hampshire
>>218955136is this what you do between sucking off rent boys
>>218955078gorgeousthink ill blow my brains out for her
>>218955129like she's spooky and wears halloween clothesand her name is Eve Hallows, like Hallow's Eve
She Sigur my Ros and got me feeling Hopelandic
i suppose you're all going to make up some non-existent meme about hampshire now yeah? Well before you start just remember that our GDP is higher than every single northern county and twice the size of the entire north east economy.
>>218955136im a northerner, would you adopt me and take me in to learn your poofy suvvern ways
would you marry a christmas themed girl named Noelle Holly?
>>218955181suck my wiggly dick
>>218955139>Scoob I-I-I don't think they were talking about real pizza
>>218955186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK_KhzQEjoQ
>>218955181I love you>t. Oldhamer (a white one)
so when's starmer blocking 4chan then?
>>218955171Oh rightYeah
1738i'm like hey what's up hello
>>218955191nah she probably a hoe hoe hoe
Swedish girls!
Swedish ducks!
>>218955217RoaringSpazzy long necked cunt’s always been a drinker eh
>>218955215He'll never do it as long as this guy is representing 4chan
>>218955181>our GDP is higher than every single northern countyhow is this possiblecant name a single city in hampshire, winchester maybe?anyway were at a disadvantage up here because every time one of our cities gets big you lot down there decide its a new countyyorkshire mogs everyone but greater london
I don't think I'm living
>>218955238Its an Allan thing. You wouldn't understand
>>218954523Sean used to be on a football team for spastics and somebody emailed his football coach telling him about all of his neo nazi posts on britfeel and his mum too. He had a proper melty over it and has been in here for 2 weeks hiding over it, also some lad made AI generated sex videos of his mum being fucked and is waiting for him to return to britfeel to post them.
They love Liverpool!
swedish pizza
>>218955217That is LUSH and I mean LUSH x
>>218955253Actually screaming at that last bit
>>218955253That's less than he deserves for all the years he's spent there spazzing out threatening to stab people
>>218955258What the hell is that? That’s a salad with a bunch of fries on top, that’s not a pizza.
music is good
He was a tier 1 sexual predator
>>218955284Controversial.
>>218955253screeching
>>218955258elton must be on a bumming diet
So is this guy just going to keep going back and forth talking to himself about helperlad all night then? Alri…
>>218955245Nah Yorkshire has an inferiority complex and wishes it was a home county but realistically the only wealth you have is a handful of old money landowners, but lets be honest your cities are a shit hole. Hampshire and Surrey is where the manager class and the real money of the economy reside. Every drive way its a Mercedes, real mansions and land and power down this way.
wtf this isnt sverigetråden
>>218955282Ask the Sweed, it's kebap pizza, I would eat it but calling it pizza is a bit of a stretch.It's better than the Banana pizza they make
>>218955297kill yourself sean allan paedo
>>218955317
>>218955319You don’t even know who he is DTFIC stop embarrassing yourself trying to get in on the joke
Nobody ever really thinks of Hampshire at all to be honest
>>218955297haha yeah did the helperlad talk to the dtfic and heatermong and did they all get in to a big fight did they?*turns to doctor*You're gonna have to up his medication I think
>>218955318>we put another type of meat on the pizza and now its no longer la pizzastfu
>>218955317>wtf this isnt sverigetrådenktim when im looking for something in ikea
>>218955325and that's hip hop
get a garlic bread special down youmiserable cunts
>>218955335You just know he was FURIOUS having to stand in front of that
>>218955328The Texas of Britain. This is a hampshire world and you're just living in it. Anyway off to bed with you, you're on the 6am shift at the B&M tomorrow.
>>218955334I said I would eat it
>>218955314the most affluent constituency outside of london is in sheffield
>>218955350Also would but I hate when kebap is made from minced meat, that's not how it should be done.
doxing and contacting people irl is derangedboys will be boys, 4chan is mean to be a bit of funthe guy who was dead set on ruining emmett's life by contacting his family and employer was a loser
Just got back homes from the wooty match. Lovely 3-0 win today. Burnley were probably the worst team I've seen at the SOL all season. Also tried Subway for the first time and it was lush. On that Monday night wuppagrind now.
>>218955314>Nah Yorkshire wishes it was a home countyutterly bizarre take
paedo on the botnet under the bulgarian flag tonight
>>218955353>you're on the 6am shift at the B&M tomorrowno i'm not! no i'm bloody not!
>>218955350kuffarslop
>>218955325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfW6ONAtWQk
>>218955372Go crawling back to /britfeel/ where you belong
is umbuns here
I’ve got a wee brown fella on the way to my gaff on his motorbike right now with a mega kebab meal. Keep peeking out of me window to see if he’s coming yet hehe
Beer & Miku!
>>218955374No its not, its quite an astute observation actually considering how your landed gentry tries to fit in with the southerns.
>>218955383
can't order kizzas anymore because last time i did i fell asleep before it arrived even though it was only 10pm and i'm embarrassedhad 5 missed calls from the delivery driver
I don't understand Northern Ireland Like there's the island of Ireland, and the country of Ireland Then there's a little cuck bit of Ireland, full of Irish people that used to be genocided and oppressed by englishmen.....that pretend to be english? like nigga what
>>218955410you can always make it yourself
>>218955420Then theres the British Isles, which includes the Island of Ireland
>>218955420northern ireland = åland
Why does Sean get bullied everywhere he goes?
>>218955427no you can't
>>218955410I’d be mortified ffs, I’d have to go in in person and apologise to bossman and give him and the driver some money. Honestly don’t know what I’d do without my favourite ‘kizza place, been ordering from there most weeks for the better part of 10 years at this point and none of the other ones hit the spot in the same way or have deals as good as him
>>218955420it's actually English settlers that pretend to be Irish
>>218955420>full of Irish people that used to be genocided and oppressed by englishmenno the ones in northern ireland are 'irish' that came from the lowlands of scotland (but were really anglo settlers) when the king forced them over there
poster below me is getting raped
>>218955442He's an attention seeking spammer who constantly tries to redirect the thread back to his own mundane life
>>218955445of course you can
oh did the silly and mildly autistic 4chan poster in his early 20s do something really weird and samefagged his name across boards because he has a personality disorder did he? did he really?
>>218955448>I’d be mortified ffs, I’d have to go in in person and apologise to bossman and give him and the driver some money.I wish there was a way I could do this online, just send them a message etc. apologising. I'd been to a funeral and on the wine since 1pm, not that I'd mention that.They did still charge me thoughbeit, which I fully deserved.
>>218955442Envy
*takes a fat shit on a pizza*Ziss ees now a German style pizza prepared joost like zey do in Berlin. *chef’s kiss* Magnifique!
>>218955481>early 20syou reckon
>>218955481Think what most people don’t like about him is that he watched cp actually
Well /brit/ he’s your problem now hopefully Sean will stay in here
>>218955488That's the pizza they sell outside Berghain
>>218955442neo-nazi nonce, simple as.
>>218955495how has your police state not taken his internet loicense yet
>>218955495I actually think it's because he's very very annoying
>>218955507You got a lot to learn about this evil demonic island
>>218955493in his 30'slook up marmiteman4
>>218955501Britfeel is dead little lad
just had the best p(ak)izza ive ever had in my life 11 quid with garlic dip get the fuck in
something very unsettling about a lad whose been doing the same retard frog gimmick 10+ years
Better hope /britfeel/ doesn’t die because you can bet your sweet arse they’ll all jump ship and end up here
another dollhouse character added to the roster? I don't think some of these autistic OCD freaks can handle yet another spastic, it will break their minds
>>218955499fascinating..
answer me
For the record I don't care about Helperlad
outer /int/ is really odddon't like it
>>218955539those miserable fucking ghouls get about 4 posts an hour it's inevitable
SEQUESTER britian
>>218955539let them try, we'll batter those bastards
>>218955547answer what poppet
>>218955554literally underage third worlders like brazilians just posting porn and anime
whos tommy robinson, gimme a quick rundown will you? x
>>218955535It's monday night mate... lock in, as the kids say..
left the underwear in the washing machine for too long and now they've got a weird smell. Like a clean smell but not a nice one
>>218955575he has a new aftershave coming out
>>218955575the goodest of goys
how many in /brit/ are actual fullblooded englishmen
>>218955592if it's not detergent it's bacteria
>>218955575working class hero
please watch my sister while i go for a goon sesh
>>218955602not me
i think the poo schizo poster may have killed himself
Coupe of mr kipling bakewell slices with me wuppa. Oh aye x
>>218955602i am frequently mistook for a 10th-century celtic druid wizard
>>218955602it's only me lad
>>218955629wonder if he died screaming
>>218955575Controlled opposition financed by zionist Jews to lead the new generation of right wing mongs into supporting Zionism because boomers are dying out and their support and influence is waining.
creatine in the cup of tea. here. we. go.
>>218955668rasheed
>>218955671I think heat can degrade creatine, also something about taking with a caffeinated drink can also prevent it's full absorption.
>>218955602i am moroccan
pog
>>218955676Babatuni
With all due respect, britfeel posters need to go back to their own board
>>218955668this
>>218955697it's fine i've done my research on the matter (an 11 year old reddit post)
>>218955635mongboy.
>>218955555
>>218955602I have an Irish great grandmother whose family moved to Great Britain 160 years ago, everyone else is English at least as far back at the 17th century.
NEW>>218955744>>218955744>>218955744
>>218955737Virgin
>>218955742what happened in the 17th century
