Ayyyy thanks threadcuck!

>>218957737
Why should I bake the new when most of you hate threads made by non-cum flags?

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My buddy Matt kept trying to catch chickens

My Cubchoo evolved

>>218957753
dont worry i hate the cancucks more than i could even begin to complain about doitsu
most annoying thing to come out of doitsu is their absolute perceived self righteousness

>>218957755
I used to chase chickens when I was ten years old
That man looks forty-something

>>218957755
Don’t count your chickens before they catch

>>218957755
never an easy task

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>>218957771
He's retired and lives here

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okay guys name the one thing you hate most about germany

My black woman dentist stabbed the fuck out of my gums today with the novocaine. Totally did it on purpose to get back at my cracker white devil ass

>>218957788
When I was a kid in elementary school, one of my friends accidentally called someone “retarded,” when he meant “retired.” Everyone found that very funny.

>>218957794
DW ist just a propaganda channel run by leftist journalists.

>>218957794
It makes me sad when they say shit like “the sole purpose of the modern German state is to ensure the security and prosperity of Israel”

i just took my bra off

>>218957822
to be fair i find them a lot more tolerable than the bbc
theyre both traitorous scum but least dw occasionally faces reality and has decent discussions

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>>218957822

>>218957831
Pics

>>218957831
You should teach how to open a bra.

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>>218957831

Any woman here want to help me train in taking to women

>>218957875
prostitution is legal in glorious brasil
dont tell me youre broke anon

>>218957852
You can undo a bra one-handed by pressing down on one side with your ring and pinkie fingers, while pinching the side you can pull with your thumb, index, and middle fingers. Girls always seem to be impressed when you can do this like it’s no big deal

>>218957888
Why the fuck would I want to have sex with some trashy whore

>>218957906
because you're a trashy incel so it's a match

will stancil is being disenfranchised by the monster he helped build
we must save him

Years ago an American femanon regularly posted in the German thread on /pol/.
Sometimes she posted selfies and even pics of her tits. She was a bit overweigh and had a piggish nose.

>>218957891
Wow, you seem like an expert in undoing bras.

There are many boards I've never been to. Mostly the gay ones

Mexico is basically paradise.

>>218957928
Im the purest human in the universe, I'm beyond human

>>218957939
I didn't even know we have gay boards.

>>218957934
why are wamen like this... like they just cant help themselves
>>218957906
because you're a trashy incel so it's a match

>>218957941
too many mexicans for my taste

>>218957934
It’s pretty complicated stuff. You need to learn how to pull a hook out of a loop. Sub-50 IQs need not apply.

Found a stormtrooper figure I used to play with when I was a child while I was cleaning my room it's like seeing an old friend

>>218957949
Girls just wanna have attention o algo.

>>218957934
that was me!

>>218957960
Dude when did you last clean your room

>>218957969
Well, then hello again! Forgot your name, desu.

>>218957980
I'm kidding I'm not a GIRL

Do I think I'm better than you for being an incel? Yes, I do

>>218957947
I mean I'm assuming cute/male and handsome men is a for fags and not women. Idk, I've never been there

>>218957993
>Idk, I've never been there
Yeah?

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>>218957987
Having sex makes your penis shrink.

head of iceberg lettuce costs $2 now. america has fallen.

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chat is this real

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>>218958017
it's $4.99 in Canada

>>218958030
how do i teach my cat to do that?

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>>218958049
Very Mongolian canthal tilt.

What band is that image with the cool skeleton with a cowl or something holding one hand up

>>218958074
Blue Öyster Cult?

>>218958057
top zozzle

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Gonna go out to a bar or club with my cousin this weekend. Never went out to party before. Anything I should know?

>>218957796
that looks pretty good carnal

>>218958079
No, it's a very metal coded Image

>>218958101
Iron Maiden probably.

>>218958074
iron maiden?

>>218958094
Id expect life long trauma

>>218958074
the megadeth guy or the iron maiden guy

My favourite metal band? SLAYER.

I'm listening to this right now doe
https://youtu.be/RaFZXbnLjoA
https://youtu.be/E3Yow54MEAk

>>218958107
>>218958112
>>218958116
No, it's black and white like skeleton nun or something with one hand up doing that satan finger pose, it's probably a black metal band or something

>>218958139
ghost?

>>218958151
Ghost are not metal.

so apparently the moment cancuckia stopped letting in all the indian students and forced the ones without work to go home
the rent prices immediately started to crash and colleges started complaining about how theyd go bankrupt cause their finances depended upon this gravy train

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I lie in my bed, totally still
My eyes wide open, I'm in rapture
I don't believe this, I'm in love again
This wasn't supposed to happen
I've been hit with your charm
How could you do this to me?
I'm in love again

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>>218958152
Thought it was dish soap o algo.

>>218958154
I agree but it sounds like what he's asking for

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>>218958159
This is very worrying for Canadian boomers who invested all their retirement money in real estate.

https://youtu.be/_hs2BZF-ckc

Fellas… I just need to find 11,780 votes. That’s it, that’s all I need.

king diamond is metal af

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My favourite president? Teddy Roosevelt.

>>218958256
King Diaper sharts his pampers

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>>218958203
>>218958159
>letting in young poor indians
imagine

I am voting PPC because I am immigrating anyways and it's a protest vote. Tories keeping PP was a fatal mistake.

I look forward to the Liberals winning a majority, then with that majority restarting the jeetification of Canada under the pretense of a " struggling economy ".

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MIGA is finished.

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Do better.

>>218958301
The ADL made me anti semitic

>>218958203
cancuckia is somehow not real to me
it's like a mockery of a country that shouldnt really exist except in like a comedic play

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pic related is retro now

>>218958291
Is that the ICE agent who killed the ER nurse?

>>218958291
>mexicans kicking out other mexicans

Uhh

>>218958094
not really. just don't have too many shots, maybe none actually or just one or two.

some people don't like mixing beer and liquor though maybe stick to one.

The skeleton has its face down but it's looking forwards, it has like a light ball on its eye socket

>>218958284
>>218958325
You may think it's funny. But the people in charge aren't stupid. This is corruption, plain and simple. This country and government institutions are rotten to their very foundation. Immigration workers were literally told to not do any background checks and just approve approve approve. It's pure corruption to benefit the pockets of the elite at the cost of the future of young Canadians. Genuinely disgusting what happened in this country.

>>218958325
You're hardly one to talk

>>218957755
Based Matt

slept like shit
work in an hour
aids

>>218958363
the wealthier ones aren't as dirty but practically shun any non-speaker of their language once they attain numbers(they're very good at that)

>>218958291
Are most ICE agents Hispanic?

>>218958376
border patrol is mostly latinx

situation individual

There's a non zero chance that at some point in time epstein was posting on cum

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My buddy Chris's shirt

>>218958384
I guess recent legal migrants hate illegal migrants more than old stock Americans.

>>218958388
He could still be that niggas not dead they evacuated him and hes in somaliland now setting up the next proxy war

>>218958400
of course they do. they left those countries for a fucking reason (the latrinos there).

>>218958388
I would put money on Indog being Epstein.

My Tynamo and Scraggy evolved

jason was epstein(pretending to be anti-semetic was his cover)

>>218958429
You need to evolve some bitches

Just beat Pokemon Black version
I think they have Black and White 2 at the pawn shop

Smoking that weed and playing video games

>>218958429
based choices who else is on your team?

>>218958435
epstein actually was pretty antisemitic himself

>>218958509
where we droppin

>>218958516
who wouldn't be

>>218958516
Most great Jews tend to be (great as in significant not morally good)

Smoking that hopelessness and sorrowful despondence

>>218958363
i think it's hilarious
ive also been wildly entertained watching the trump meltdown and conservacucks faceplanting
then all the seething
>nooooo if only trump had not been america first like we woulda had our guy in their
kek

>>218958514
I'm also currently trying to evolve my Palpitoad and Shelmet

>>218958548
t. low iq retard

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niggas STEADY on this epstein shit
like ain't you bitches got a job? nigga come at me with that shit one more time imma poke his ass.
watch me. straight up

my toe nails are getting long anyone want to clip them for me?

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*rapes you and continually gets released from police custody*

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>niggas STEADY on this epstein shit
>like ain't you bitches got a job? nigga come at me with that shit one more time imma poke his ass.
>watch me. straight up

>>218958548
You're laughing at old rich people stealing from young poor people.

>>218958597
Yes

>>218958574
>>218958597
sorry spiritual leafs i dont give two shits about the conservacucks or 'saving' leafland
having canada make our cars and electricity isnt america first
if anything i rather like this carney guy flooding cancuckia with chink autos so we can take them off the board entirely
i want to replace cankek with brazil with nafta

Legendary EWU just dropped, get in here EWU crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJbK0YamaSU

What if you were in the dark like in bed with the door opened just illuminated by some moonlight and then a little figure poked his head through the doorway for like second and then went away

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niggamonkey is fast becoming my favourite /cum/ personality

>>218958619
Stop watching this stuff for your own good. Watching miserable people at their bottom for entertainment is spiritual poison.

>>218958609
What the fuck are you ranting about you schizo I am just saying it's not funny. You're watching the old elite steal from people who have no democratic power or temporal power or ability to protect themselves. Who's parent's have been indoctrinated into believing this is justice.

>>218958631
I'm going to titillate my senses with lumpenprole suffering and you're not going to moralize to me about it, leaf

Epstein was framed

>>218958619
Only really a fan of the main channel.

>>218958631
shut up Sam it's harmless entertainment. go hock some more coffee or NFTs.

>>218958652
Although I am not indifferent, at the end of the day you are only hurting yourself.

I miss the company and comfort of other people

>>218958715
This but the opposite

How much you weigh

>>218958722
Less than Jason's mom that fat fucking bitch

>>218958619
Fuckin revolting. I need to take a shower after watching this video.

None of those people would be allowed to exist in a real society.

I got a latino boyfriend and I call him Papi it’s extremely hot

>>218958729
Chill out, Jase

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>>218958619
>Video unavailable
>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner
>Watch on YouTube

Crazy how Jason isn't here and hasn't been in while but theres always one nigga talking about him

I think I am going to hold it together until 35. If I am still single by then I am going to just become eccentric. Get real weird with it.

I'm a true, and I mean true, pragmatic stoic stone cold incel

my right nut is hanging out of my underwear

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>>218958756
Jason is here every night, he just doesn't openly post. He's always lurking and hoping for a mention though. I've lured him out several times with insults and bait, he's not very bright. Extremely thin skinned individual, easy to trigger by insulting him.

I made fun of his knockoff AK rifle one time and he is still seething about it like 10 months later. Pointing out that he only owns airsoft shit toy guns really seems to upset him for some reason.

Indian truck drivers in Canada are cutting holes in the trucks so they can shit on the move and save time by not stopping at truck station restrooms. Mechanics are refusing to work on them

>>218958824
Why are the mechanics not poop certified

>>218958814
Who cares though

When I am on my deathbed I will think back and regret I didn't spend more time posting about Jason.

I love the night, I was meant for the night

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>>218958814
fixed

>>218958845
good point

tell your grandkids about that shit fr

>>218958846
I know what you mean. But the night is dangerous. Lot of demons come out at night.

>>218958841
Reasonable to think a certain number of /cum/ regulars would be interested, he's a known personality. I suspect you're jealous.

I gotta get a graveyard shift job

The worst and most confusing song to ever get significant radio play is Icky Thump by the White Stripes.

>>218958869
Working as groundkeeper for an actual graveyard could be kino

>>218958869
Night shofts are comfy but it messes up your sleep schedule

>>218958878
I don't think they work graveyard shift, like maybe if they re a security guard if graveyards even have those

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have the urge to play halo 3 odst on legendary im hungry for those cheevos

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Jason watches myron gaines every FUCKING day

>>218958852
Bodied that fucking freak

>>218958894
My dad was friends with a one eyed man that lived and watched over a graveyard and I slept over his house once and we all went to see reindeer the next day.

Jason's mom has got it going on she's all I want and I've waited for so long

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Reading (gay) fanfiction

>>218958929
I look like this anime character

Any druggies in here?
Pete said there are no more boats coming in, I was just wondering if you guys noticed?

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I am painting dwarf cloaks. Which style of cloak do you think looks better?

>>218958968
whos pete

im back

>>218958983
they look the same to me

I am front.

>>218958989
Hegseth

Just took one of those kinds of shits that stink in a good way

>>218959007
not ringing a bell

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I am ADOLF HITLER

>>218958968
Most of the drugs aren't coming from the Caribbean on fishermen's boats in the first place. A lot comes through the land border or ports.

>>218959007
never heard of him

>>218957755
>>218957767
Go home you stupid tourist faggots

I have all the powers of Hitler and Moses combined.

>>218959018
go away mr lum

I should NOT have eaten two sleeves of girl scout cookies

>>218959025
go home paco

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>>218959068
shameful display

>>218959019
hmm, makes sense.
hope you start blowing them up too.

I should eat two girl scout's sleeves

flossed and used mouth wash finna brush my rotten brown teeth real soon

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Asahi beer is pretty good but it gives me loose stool. Not complete diarrhea but somewhere in between solid and liquid, like a hearty clam chowder.

Not going to stop drinking it, it's worth the little bit of extra clean up.

I bet there's someone in this thread that has one of those desktop background with gif nude women that are advertised on porn sites

>>218959121
is it you

I hate to be that guy but nothing will change no matter how many Revelations

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>>218959127
No

so calling people sheep just lost it's lustre or something? we call them cattle now?

>>218959162
why do you keep game shortcuts on your desktop instead of just pulling up steam?

>>218959176
Easy to access

Already slept all day now it's time to stay up all night

>>218959183
you save 2 seconds in exchange for desktop clutter

>>218959183
I hate you.

>>218959198
>why are you using your desktop for its intended purpose
>the desktop should always be empty because...it just should

*slaps you in the back of the head*

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A gladiator deems it a disgrace to be matched with an inferior, and knows that to win without danger is to win without glory. Just so doth Fortune; she seeks out the bravest to match herself with, passes over some with disdain, and makes for the most unyielding and upright of men, to exert her strength against them. She tried Mucius by fire, Fabricius by poverty, Rutilius by exile, Regulus by torture, Socrates by poison, Cato by death: it is ill fortune alone that discovers these glorious examples.

smegseth

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my background is cooler than yours

>>218959257
My pussy is tighter and juicier than yours

>>218959277
but you only have a man asshole (poopy)

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>>218959257
>norton

>>218959277
your neovagina is loose and filled with a blood and shit mixed slime

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Some of you are alright, but there's a couple of you that just need to be compressed into a vat and used to lubricate train parts.

>he has icons on his desktop
clean it up bucko

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This is my current wallpaper come at me fucknigga.

I have the default windows wallpaper

>>218959319
classic

>>218959319
I live there

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>I have the default windows wallpaper

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look what they did to your boy...look how they massacred him

>>218959331
How much time are you spending looking at your desktop?

>>218959158
Honestly does anyone even think things will change they haven't released even 10 percent of eveyrhring

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let me put you on peak wallpapers

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make your wallpaper something beautiful and make a point of looking at it every day. nature is the fastest way to remind yourself (t((they))) haven't ruined everything yet.

>>218959359
depends on what im doing

>>218959380
gay

using the default wallpaper is based

For me, it's one solid color.

>you're spiritually israeli
People are so 'fraid to say jewish these days