Did you ever break out of incellery in your country? Tell us about it
I like celery
Briefly and then I reverted
Yeah, i've been living with my 3 years gf since december
>>218967491i had my first gf at 17, we where together for about one year, she was crazysince then i had one serious relashionship and several fuck buddy things >im 28 now and still want to kms
My gf used to get passed around by random chads and weed dealers before we met but now we're in a loving trad long term relationship.
>>218967491I’m 28, Never been a date i’m above average in height but I must be ogre in terms of looks
>>218968327Looks aren't everything. I've seen plenty of ugly people in happy relationships
>>218968285
>>218967491no, 26 and still a virgin, i want to have sex with my wife and no one else, if i can't find the perfect person i'd rather die a virgin
>>218970083No female older than 13 is a virgin
>>218970130Uh ok?
40 yo and got married last year. She was my first gf and we were together for the last 4 years. I love her and I'm happy with her but I still sometimes miss the old days when I would get drunk and play vidya all weekend.
>>218967491I did twice.Felt no different and hanged nothing about me. Sex is also such a fucking dissapointment.First I thought I just had been with the wrong girl.By the second one I have now confirmed that either I'm the problem, or society has gaslight men into thinking sex is this amazing thing we should strive for.Caresses and kisses are better desu
>>218970331are you an oldcel?
I had a weeb cosplayer gf from Europe I got to know on the internet.We spent a summer together watching anime, eating dominos and traveling sometimes. Good days.
>>218968572I can’t talk to people IRL at all, I had a speech impediment and still kinda do so I never learned to be social, because people didn’t understand what I was saying.
>>218970752Damn relatable
>>218970752Get yourself a ai subscription with live audio interaction like Gemini or chatgpt and practice
>>218967491Not literally god punish me as the only incel in my country so there is not hope for me anymore though...
nope stone cold dysgenic turbosperg perfectcel can’t even make friends or acquaintances not even online
100% true story, i have never told before>be me, incel>so pathetic and useless i drop out of school>post on r9k and b allatime>at the time the trend was "loyalty tests" where you posted your gfs kik acc and anons sent her dickpics etc to try and make her disloyal>used to post there to make elaborate cuck fiction for (You)s>of course this means that i was actually spending 6+ hours a day receiving dick pics from strangers>consider that i might be gay>start going out to gay clubs by myself, but because i was a dumb incel i didnt know how weird solo clubbing was and had the unnatural confidence of the totally clueless>used to get drunk + sleep with random men>bottomed always coz i never got hard and didnt care about the sex but i liked the physical intimacy of cuddling etc and it felt worth it to trade my body (sex) for cuddles>eventually go to Cambridge for uni*>hang out with girls and gays and tell lots of stories about my "ex boyfriends" (really one-night stands) so they dont think im an incel>get invited to the cool parties as a result>continue sleeping with men, as this is now 80% of my personality>"nonbinary" japanese girl who is also in the queer circles starts flirting with me>i am autistic so i dont even realize until she explicitly asks me to sleep with her>have my first hetero sex ever and realise that this is 1000x better than gay sex>date her for 9months>shortly after graduating, meet a shy, bookish woman on a dating app after bonding over our love of books and 90s point and click games>date her for 6 years and counting>sometimes my uni friends tell stories about my gay uni days and i laugh nervously and change the subject before she hears too muchWriting this out makes me realise just how psychotic and 21st-century my personal life has been, but honestly things worked out great so i have no complaints*how i got in after dropping out of school at 16 could be a whole other greentext but i dont have time to go into it right now
>>218970752post vocaroo
>>218967491Being a loveless chud actually worked in my favour.I was a khhv regular on r/foreveralone a few years back (inb4 "go back") and met my now wife there.She actually was also a khhv and refused to be with anyone who ever dated or did anything remotely romantic with another person (including LDRs), which cleared off 99% of men lol. We only really met because I messaged her within minutes of her posting, but I was her dream man (because I was an unloved subhuman lmao).I'm glad, because she's an amazing woman, and had I been in a meme relationship in the past I would have been out of her radar. Gorgeous too, thank god for her autism.
>>218970212>but I still sometimes miss the old days when I would get drunk and play vidya all weekend.you can still do that
>>2189680643 years old*
>>218973128I'm so jealous >>218968285
>>218972479sorry, that's a little long so I'm not gonna readgood luck
>>218973201cagada diddyblud
Wow
>>218967491I never even tried
>>218970752same
>>218973128Fakecel faggot
>>218967491>break out of incellerythats like asking a poor man living in the slums of Bangladesh if he ever break out of his poorness and became briefly a billionaire. It doesnt work like that.
>>218974344Uh no sweatieI only stopped being an incel BECAUSE I was a truecelMy wife was extremely adamant about the no experience red line, if I had so much as touched a woman in the past or online dated she would have ignored me
>>218967491From roughly 2018-2023, yeahNow I'm firmly back in it
>>218970331Society is retarded, they think Taylor swift is good music and that brown people are equal to Englishmen ffs
>>218972479
Yeah. I went out, was social around campus (not for the purpose of finding someone but for making friends). Made a bunch of female friends, and eventually one of them had an interest in me.She's awesome actually. Into games. Forcing me to play through the KOTOR series lol.
>>218967491Got rejected a year agoJust had a dream about her again
>>218970212How do you approach girls in your 30s
I lost my virginity to a model at 17. I’ve just been volcel/quasi-incel for about 6 years.
i had a friend from school who was a self proclaimed incel until he went gay, fact is women just dont give many men a chance
>>218967491no, i've never been able to get a girlfriend, or have sex, or even make out. girls irl don't like me because i dress alt and have long hairi did manage to edate a few chicks from overseas, but i don't consider that as a real accomplishment since i never actually met up with any of them to finally lose my v-card.in sum, i suffer in my country. if i lived somewhere with a real alt scene i'd probably be able to finally get a gf
