visa approved edition
communism and atheism would fix indians
This could potentially be the most embarrassing thing to happen to anybody ever.On top of it all he was calling her an ugly minger behind her back.
how do i make a lot of money with no skills or credentials or connections
raping myself
search "p0lka" on xitter and you will thousands of videos of polish men raging about polish women dating black men. I've never laughed so hard in my lifehttps://x.com/TylkoPrawi/status/2016597810976591959
>>218978215gambling
>>218978215Do things other people won’t do (hard, boring, or uncomfortable)
>>218978212she is nearly 70. fergie was a looker back in the day.
>>218978225mutts law.
Mongboy freak edish
>>218978225Literally no women burn coal like Polish women. Maybe French are close.
copulating mine own buttockhole
>>218978225mmhmm nun timovich cud do
>>218978144please god nuke India
>>218978225polish women are whoresthis is known
>>218978240im laughing about them raging, could care less. You are prob some polish freak who lives in council estates which is why you got offended
>>218978212I heard she asked him to marry her is that true
hahahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOUBcBS6B2g
ON A COLD AND GREY CHICAGO MOR-
aff tae bed not that anyone cares
>>218978268yeah not sure about the white part there
>>218978279yeah but in a jovial way desuHe was doing so much for her she wanted to express her gratitude in a hyperbolic way.>>218978238I'll take your word for it uncShe did have that fellow sucking on her toes
>>218978291this is literally your fan club numpty
>>218978292poles are whiteslavs are white
>>218978212Andrew asking to be Epstein's pet is going to take some beating
>>218978291Sleep tight lovely xSEND THAT MESSAGE TOMORROW!
>>218978225holy fuck you weren't kidding LMFAOOOOOOO
>>218978312I hate to ask this but was anyone in the government or any other royal family member involved? I don't know I only been getting news about this dump we call a country
czronym popping open a katya
>>218978312bit perplexed at how literal royals can be so obsequiousI thought they'd be rolling in it themselves
polish niggas are mentally ill oh my days
one thread without talking about black men I beg you fucking freaks
>>218978318it's not that funny. weird freak
>>218978260They're forming motorcycle gangs in California.
>>218978318LOL
>>218978318>>218978225insane samefag from this muttgo enjoy your fantasies literally anywhere else, you are a disgrace to you European heritagethat said, I expect that you are just a jeet
>>218978330the lord mendelson was passing state secrets to old eppy while he was business secretary thats the big story over here
>>218978314should i do it now before i tuck myself in
>>218978367You might as well
>>218978330The wife of the heir to the Norwegian throne was involved A lot of UK politicians are named in the files and partisan retards are knee-jerk reacting with "x is in the epstein files!"They aren't even there as respondents, Epstein just mentions them so their name pops up.Farage pops up more than Starmer because he was more famous than starmer pre-2019 so some lefties are running with that.Embarrassing stuff really.
Just stuck that heating on me.
>>218978378dont know what to say :<<
>>218978398Exactly what I said earlier
keep getting ads for womens underwear on twitch
poo
Olympics starts tomorrow evening on the red button.SINCERELY hope you'll be joining us.
can't spend every evening talking to you lads until i die. I will be going to a board game night next week. It doesn't look massively fun but it's worth a go
>>218978392>>218978363I guess but they only released 10 percent of the files there is probably a even deeper rabbit hole that gets worse and worse
>>218978444not the olympics though is it
>>218978457It's the white man's olympics.The better olympics.
is this an acceptable outfit to attend a sea shanties festival in
>>218978444why are they doing the WINTER olympics in Februarysurely it's a December kinda deal
Just cleared cache, cookies and history on my phone so now I’m posting to get past all these incessant 2 stars with 5 spikes captchas.
>>218978361i find it to be extremely funny, and im not same fagging. You are just probably some insecure pole living in france
>>218978448you think plays snakes and ladders is a more efficient use of your time than philosophising metaphysics with the lads?
>>218978225knew a cuckposter who oshi'd polka weeks after her debut, was a funny dude. covid era /vg/ was a blast, fuck now I'm nostalgic
wearing that to falmouth pride 2026
>>218978448good ladalas it is too late for me
>>218978474winter goes from 21 dec to 21 march
hey y'all just wanted to let y'all know i've been thinkin bout black penis again
are you popular amongst your colleagues at toil?
*breathes a sigh of relief*
the flat is unfurnished is that ok
Miami. Utter pengness.
>>218978480you are mentally ill enough to identify easily
>>218978484i dont even think it's Snakes and Ladders type shit, it looks like them mad complicated games with a book's worth of rules. I will look a proper retard but it's fine
>>218978358yh I saw that post "punjabi devils" kek
>>218978502by the gay reckoning perhaps
nth for the holodem
>>218978541means it isn't filled with cheap shite and instead you can slowly fill it with things that are you-coded
>>218978530I KNEW IT
>>218978541yes, couches are cheap
>>218978530now do leftypol
>>218978544Can you pay with bitcoin in Miami?
The Bionic Man’s movements, his way of speaking, his attitudes, his way of relating to people, are in the child’s mind no matter what we tell him about reality and unreality. Volume IV of Television and Social Behavior, prepared by the National Institute of Mental Health for the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, reports that a majority of adults, nearly as high a percentage as children, use television to learn how to handle specific life problems; family routines, relationships with fellow workers, hierarchical values, etc.
message sent feel sick now aff tae bed
>>218978530Has anyone on the list in the UK faced punishment I feel like Andrew being forced to not be a royal isn't that bad of a punishment also doesn't he have a bunch of debt
>>218978569oh dear, how will he explain this
whismur spotlight hour just started btw
>>218978530Fugg
>>218978612hope you go homeless x
had a whopping 4 compliments from girls in 2025, best year yet
>>218978530use whatever local classifieds like gumtree to find people getting rid of furniture for cheap
dont have a porn addiction (theres literally no such thing) I just like cumming
>>218978612be ok
>>218978633you probably look disabled so they felt obliged to
stop
A constant diet of the television con-game turns its watchers into con artists. A fusion of crass commercialism and witless sentimentality, television has created a nation of credulous wheedlers, impressed by one dimensional surface displays, like stretch limos and cell phones, designed to prove that the owners of these objects are “somebody,” and to hopefully impress someone even more vulgar than themselves.
>>218978648cumhead
>>218978544peng
>>218978630not very nice umbuns
>>218978311
>>218978648no there definitely is such a thingt. someone with a crippling porn addiction
>>218978629would be a turn up if Epstein had eaten some of emma watson's poo
I’d suck a fart from Emma Watson’s butt.
>>218978661Shit man I honestly still feel like this won't change shit
>>218978550sure thing pal lmao
think I saw a bloke die on my way home from the gym
>>218978614Peter Mandelson lost his position as ambassador to the US, has been forced to resign from the house of lords and police have begun an investigation into him for leaking shit to Epstein
>>218978638good way to get bedbugs and fleas and shite
>>218978694What happened? Cyclist go under a bus or something?
>>218978690>>218978691>>218978692too many yankoids*closes tab*
>>218978144Is the middle eastern girl who wanted to go camping around? Branlow? I'm bored.
>>218978703Sadly America is is corrupt as hell no one will face any issues
>>218978694was walking back to my accommodation at night once and an older bloke crossed about 10 seconds after me and got hit by a car and died in hospital
Currently thinking it's over.
>>218978715some fat bloke was on the floor and the paramedics were doing cpr on him but don't think it worked as he got put on a stretcher and they just kind of waited there doing nothing instead of taking him to A&E for some reasonthink it was a heart attack but don't know. there were lots of people there but no one was upset so think he was on his own. police came and closed off the street
>>218978680There isn't. It's like being addicted to watching The Chase. Not real
>>218978703>>218978614bearing in mind hes also in the shit for leaking insider info of the 500 billion euro bailout to jeff
Just had a very brief powercut there. Thought them Russians were finally making their move corr.
>>218978758Fuck man I wish our government could be a little yours and just arrest atlesst some people
>>218978729Well obviously. I reckon some might get implicated, sacked, life ruined, maybe prison. But whether they did anything will be irrelevant. These files are just a weapon to threaten people with being put on the list.
>>218978694On my way home a few months ago, a 97 year old woman couldnt breath and had chest pains and begged me to phone an ambulance for her. I did, and then made an excuse to leave when they said ambulance is on the way. Found her son a couple of streets away thoughCould very well be dead for all I know
Are ya winnin', son?
bought some of this here Manuka Honey which idk what it does but it's expensive so it best be really nice
>>218978762Unironically wish they would
>>218978758the most bizarre thing about Epstein is how iconic he looks. he has the look of an a-list actor. like paul newman if he was a buff silver fox
>>218978839He's got a massive deformed chin
>>218978839this is just an indictment of how actors have been cast and how they comport themselves since the mid-2000s or so. it's only gotten worse since
>>218978779why did you leave? how do you know she was 97? how did you know it was her son?
>>218978863
didnt win the lottery again
>>218978877I left because I'm not hanging around to be quizzed by ambulance (or police if she does pop it right there)Because the 999 people asked me for her age and I asked herShe said he was out of the house somewhere, and I just asked the next bloke I saw walking a dog "do you live at X house? yer mums ill mate"
>>218978839if he wasn't decent looking and charismatic he would have never able to do what he did
>>218978879No arse
>>218978871no it isn't mate. it has nothing to do with that. epstein just has the look of an actor who aged like fine wine.
>>218978778Not sure how UK law works I never been there but in the Us you can have a plea deal and get off free or with less charges if you snitch or admit to stuff
>>218978179They have communist atheist parties and they're just as retarded. What do you expect when you give a monkey to build society? The outcome is hindoostan.
I've got a potential foot problem
>>218978914you're probably right. if anything, the epstein files just show that he was the chad of the ruling class who threw the coolest parties that everyone wanted to go to
>>218978909bit cold to leave someone to die alone
>>218978919love redneck slags
>>218978943fit is hard as hell. Shame he had to touch all them kids
forgot to take my happy pills again
>>218978973he never touched kids
>>218978361This is a literal jeet board with jeet jannies now. Ruined forever.
my princess injections arrive from brazil tomorrow <3
>>218978960Might not be dead. Might be. Wasn't when I left. Can't be bothered with the hassle
>>218978985he literal confessed and was on the sex offenders register
farting some pee out my willy
rest in peace my granny she got hit with a bazooka
ummy
serendipitously remembering about the double dick guy and tried looking up the pics from his ama but imgur deleted them :/
I wonder what hiro thinks about this epstein fiasco
>>218978923you jump to casting an actor from sixty years ago who looks better than he does
>>218979029it was fake wasn't it?
>>218979004
>>218978602Do you have any idea what that is
>>218979012he may have trafficked teenagers closer to the age of 18 than not
this is me right now
>>218979037newman looked better in his peak. but epstein looked better in their 60s
hmm apart from napping all evening so you're actually wide awake..
>>218979070love rabbits me
Fusebox outside my room going BZZT BZZT BZZT
*enters /brit/*
>>218979070*shags you*
>>218979046Was it? I thought he had evidence from doctors?
Might learn how to lucid dream so I can make myself dream about......you know......
i'm in fight or flight mode
the bannon interviews with epstein are bizarre
eating the wretched spaff'za
>>218979121KTIM
>>218979029oh gross. you made me do a search and it's all on his xitter
>>218979104um
>>218979078not wronghave to be up for toil at 7 :v
>>218979092this guy? https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/6o2n0a/reddits_gullibility_in_regard_to_the_double_dick/
>>218979133Reform government with Lib Dems as opposition. Bloody eck
moving to ireland
i'm known as the orlando asian mogger
>>218979139link? aha
>>218979133plaid cymru surge
>*E minor*
>>218979133>yougov
2 cocks and they both mog mine by far
but the zoom meeting doesn't start till 8:30the ssri wanks are really like that??
Never scanned a QR code in my life
poogov
mr craggchemistry teacher
>YouGov's polling results have been found to be notably more accurate than those of other online pollsters that rely on nonprobability sampling instead of random sampling.
>catberg screaming his head off to be let out>let him out>he comes back in the cat door>starts screaming to be let out againThis dude is starting to really grind my gears
with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg
>>218979202naturally woke not happy to hear this
fingering A minor
>>218979190Bond chord. Funny
>>218979133sorry but there is zero chance the fucking greens are winning my seat
I am subject to QR code toil whenever I buy a game off the nintendo eshop
Proto gf made references to big penises today, not a good omen. I hope she isn’t thinking I’m packing something special.
I lived in China for a year and probably had to scan 50 QR codes every day you can't possibly understand how easy you lot have it
was scrolling instagram on the bus and saw a scary picture of a dinosaur under the water and physically flinched and winced
>>218979166well the world feels a bit less magical now
rightscotland more or less an SNP bulwark especially in previous electionsbut wales' senedd is mostly english parties make it make sense rorke
>>218979246scream
>>218979245sounds like fucking hell
Playing Māori-o kart
>>218979194if you google man with two penises it will take you to his reddit post where he links to his xitter. they're massive too but like it's gross
>>218979246omds
watching a woman rub saliva on her face that she has collected in a bowl
>>218979281scream
>>218979250probably would have got away with it if he didn't start saying he was dual-wielding 10 inchers and shagging two women at once when that's not physically possible with the set up he claimed to have going
>>218979281good post
>>218979281scrom
HARRISON FORDHARRISON FORD
>visited my girlfriends home country of Taiwan >Her sister is dating an guy from New Zealand >While helping her dad with chores he makes a comment I don't look like the typical guy who dates Asians >Then drops itYou know I am still confused why her mom called me handsome in a phone call
>>218979166oh that makes more sense. the pic does look dodgy
>>218979345>Her sister is dating an guy from New ZealandBased
phoar that's a sapporo ichiban packet with baby bok choy and spring onions and an egg with gyoza on the side down the hatch
>>218979379and a ching chong nip nong to you too my oriental friend
>>218979379who axed
>>218979379major grubbing event
>>218979358You know I didn't think the new Zealand guy who look like redditor but again we weren't really hated but her dad did complain about us having sex in their house because he said he could hear it
>>218979029>imgurNot available in the UK, we're cucked like that
>>218979379>carbs and more carbs!fat fuck
what you gonna do rorke
batista's fucking gay
>>218979409nothing
>>218979345Pathetic
got a dicky tummy
lef t. polote ordering the finest acmezeneca equipment to finally catch and eat the rorkerunner
>>218979421Yeah my girlfriend is Asian but I fell in love with her when she said she could make Chinese food and that I was allowed to play with her boobs
What the fuck am I going to do
imagine calling your parents and grandparents to tell them about the man with two penises on reddit
>>218979423cock all up in your guts
>>218978363Its not treason though. Just resign and still be a millionaire lord. No biggie its not like he did a racism
>>218978614Him being a prince was basically how he made money. So its pretty big
you know those studies which show the average iq scores of some african countries are like 70are those actually reliable?surely they're not that dumbit has to be a problem with the methodology or something
not had chinese in a while........ this Friday, I'm getting some. that's that! and what EXACTLY should I order?
>>218979442for me it's that Reddit guy who used to post bird facts or some shit until he had a massive melty and everyone turned on him
>>218979470Well still he isn't really facing prison time and he is not rotting in a cell I also bet that the government will basically do a quick investigation and just have the guys on house arrest
>>218979488Cream of sum yung guy
>>218979483they might be dumb but generally IQ scores are a meme
>>218979489Oh lol I remember that, Reddit was smaller then
midnite
>>218978638Freecycle
>>218979501SCREAMING
Daisy, Daisy give me your answer, pooI’m half crazy all for the love of poo
>>218979489What about the dude who was banging his mom?
>>218979488horsecock
might become gay
>>218979524oh yeah he said he broke his arms so his mam wanked him off
>>218978959Almost like he got outside help...
Having a break from that wuppagrind and having some frijj strawberry milk if that's alright with you.
>>218979488also get some magic penis wine as well, Chinese classic.
>>218979545In the comments it moved onto her pushing her knickers to the side and mounting him. Got a stiffy reading that
>>218979483IQ tests are designed to measure your fluid IQ, and your fluid IQ can always be tested with problems that require no prior knowledge of anything. however they do also measure your vocabulary, which is a strong way of seeing how well you pick up and retain information of the one thing you almost certainly must know about, your own language.
bed
>>218979558Fuck off you stupid mong cunt
Don’t care about the Epstein files because no justice will come of it. If the world was just, everyone other than the victims who is in the files would be executed but the public
>>218979558wuppaarmy coming for you
>our
>>218979524The one with the broken arms who had his mom jerk him off?
>>218979582You really can't resist replying to yourself can you?
>>218979488chow mein and chips
>>218979590That’s a cute way to brush past the brutality of colonialism
>>218979590Thought Britain was about going abroad and colonizing and enslaving shit?
you cant just tax billionaires or arrest them for shagging kids
wow a screenshot of a tweet
>>218979599You really are so autistic you can't tell posts apart aren't you? Do you get faceblind too? do you like weighted blankets and trains also?
>>218979489oh reading about him now. he used multiple accounts to upvote himself and downvote his opponents and got banned? silly
>>218979608What about a bullet through their brains after undergoing rape and enslavement and medieval torture devices
>>218979590
>>218979616rattled
get to bed you lot
>>218979498Have there been any yanks even named and made it to the news at all? Its all been about Mandelson and the Yorks here. A couple of times today I've heard the comparison between Mandelson and the Profumo Affair saying its as big as that, which is pretty fucking serious.
>>218979590>britain has always been about different communities coming togetherum since when jeevun
Get your cocks out, lads. It's up
There’s something charming about autistic asian girls
>>218979640After all the wars and lets ignore the biggest parties in scotland wales and N.I are pro independence parties
>>218979652
>rattled
>>218979518got a telly off there oncethen put my 14 inch crt on there and some student came for it
>>218979438What boobs, she's Asian
>>218979645Don’t watch porn me, I used to but have stopped because the gf doesn’t like me doing it and I tend to trust her judgement
>>218979623yeah he had a melty, was losing in the Colosseum that is a Reddit comment section, and then he used his alts to upvote himself to look right because more upvotes = correct.Then everyone noticed real fast what he was doing, and it turned out he used to use alts to upvote all his posts to get early engagement and force people to like him. Using alts to manipulate your posts is a perma ban so he was gone
>>218979660Cool chairs
Just farted in catbergs face and she gave a look of sheer terror
>>218979582Don't worry lid, I'll be back on that wuppagrind tomorrow.
>>218979616It works on /britfeel/ but here he's literally the only person doing the womfy wuppa wizza thing, the bloke's genuinely too stupid to be subtle
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do disgusting braps.
>having a cup of tea>wow that's so cool sean i love you>thanks sean i love you too!
>>218979616whats wrong with weighted blankets?
>>218979638Bill Gates
>>218979711haha top post mate :)
>>218979725thanks mate :)
any stupid ugly pricks in
>>218979638the media is having a gay old time mentioning all their enemies, sunsetted allies like clinton, and billionaires like gates were in the files, but no ones been prosecuted or will be
>>218979616https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/G2RgRgX5Z0NYkzE03yawdw/
Putting my 14cm bwc on facebook marketplace
>>218979675kind of funny but i guess bird people take their bird facts very seriously
>>218979746do you deliver
>>218979732herro
Mad how love has the power to make a man feel like a king but also to make a king feel like a pauper
playing video games
>>218979746unused condition i presume
>>218979784love got me feeling like
>>218979745He simply cannot resist
the dj got me falling in love again
>>218979745kekked lad, he's always at it the freak
>>218979805why did this give me a boander
>>218979805ktim
>>218979805This is me but the proto gf is clapping and laughing and smiling
>>218979849:)
>>218979805she wants him so bad
perfect angels are whores in this world
yep
mmmhmm
dead af itt
so no new?
Sorry I was playing League>>218980082>>218980082>>218980082
mad how so many of these elite figures that have a control over our day to day lives have been exposed as mentally deranged borderline demonic ritualistic child rapists and there's little to no outrage about it, not a single one of them has even been arrestedfeel like in the 90s and early 2000s people would have gone mental over something like this, it's like the most schizo tin foil conspiracy theories are all being proven right
>>218978260You people made modern india, now you have to take responsibility