spice up your life edition
can't believe Epstein was a Russian asset ladsIt's always those pesky Russians
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>>218989218The one on the right is 50% Spanish and that is why she is spicy.
Good edition
here we are then
Sorry for being mean Australiabro, I genuinely didn't mean it. You’re funny and a joy to be around <3
Jusr made a /brit/ postu mad bro?
Afternoon team. Doing a bit of housework today team.
*extends hand for a hand shake*
coffee and bagels for tea
shag shag shag my arse, gently up the bummerrily merrily merrily merrily it will make me cum
>>218990956no, just disappointed
Genuinely mad how good seasons 1-5 of the Simpsons is. Still makes me laugh out loud and kick my legs
why the fuck do all the tech videos I click on have a jeet narratorthis didnt happen yesterday
got my arse out
last night had a dream where my car was stolen, and today my car was, not stolen per se, but i'd forgotten where i parked and it took me several minutes to find it. ugh a nightmare
>>218990967Is Mark coming back or not?I want summer sandford lane raves this year
>>218990796it's true, it was in the news a few timeshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-47141888i drove past that school every day
>>218991031proof?
get the cctv released
>>218991045
>>218991045you have my word
>>218991066need your arse on my face liv
>>218991066i would very much like to sniff that arse
>loose women what did they mean by this
>>218991044>Mr Garnett told the BBC: "I turned round and there was Rolf Harris, which was a strange moment.This is like a Brass Eye sketch
Just want to quit the officetoil, move to costa del boomer, and spend my days in the sun working an easy simple job in a bar for beer tokens
>>218990942slop
Leftypol begging for it to be a normal stabbing and not one of the types inconvenient to his world philosophy
>>218991085fanny like a gorge
all my niggas nazis nigga heil hitler
I am addicted to wanking
>>218991088then do itnothing is stopping you
I am addicted to raping my own arse
mad how easy it is to just buy shite at charity shops and vinted and that and sell it for profit on ebay
jane mcdonald would still get it
Pokemon ultra moon finishedOn the ultra sun now, ghost types only perhaps x
>>218991121nah charity shops are spenny and they sell their best stuff on ebay
>>218991121yeah mate congrats making 50p profit on that tea set (not including packaging costs)
>>218991129what phenotype is this
free my nigga Lucy letby
accidentally ordered the food shop for tomorrow instead of today. Silly Billy of the day award goes to me x
>>218991121I respect those who go out of their way to declutter unwastefully by letting other people buy stuff they don't need anymore, but I cannot respect the "hustlers"
>>218991142the last good Pokémon games
>>218991207you pillock!
>>218991207only thing to do is spend 30 quid on a takeaway
>>218991089thats what i get for asking google gemini for historian rec's
back in year 5 some of the cool kids were bullying me about never saying swear words, so to prove i was cool i recited some eminem lyrics at them, and that shut them up right fast
>>218991233you should be in jail
>>218991036He said he was returning at some point
>Palestine Action protesters cleared of Elbit burglarySo you can raid a business, attack police, damage property, and get away with it?
>>218991142I never heard of these, I thought the last handheld ones were black and white 2
>>218991227They're okay, bit slow to start
>>218991246seems normal for broken britain.
sometimes fantasise about being a latino because they have strong family values and good food and plenty of unhibited sex. can't stand the music though
>>218991271>After the verdicts were delivered, the six defendants hugged in the dock and waved to supporters in the public gallery, who cheered loudly after the judge left the court.The fucking state of it, I bet the jury was a load of pakis and leftists
done the dishes, cleaned the hob, hoover the living room and put the veg cuttings in the composter
>>218991246well obviously they didnt do it, thats what being innocent means
>>218991295i thought you liked jury trials rorke
doing smelly need a poo farts
>>218991306BOOOORRRRIIIIIINGGG *changes the channel*
watching pumpkinhead (1988)
>>218991246watched the footage of that last year, mad how they got away with that
>>218991307not according to rorke K.C
Why is nobody talking about Epstein?
>>218991320and what have you done? FUCK ALL
>>218991307What were they doing then?
>>218991337got paedo fatigue
>>218991354not true i made bangers and mash for tea
>>218991337Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years. Are people still talking about this guy? This creep? That is unbelievable.
>>218991369Were they beef sausages?
hilarious when people find out about something for the first time and they're like>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THISbecause we had already talked about it 5 months ago you daft fucking cunt >>218991337
>>218991385course
>>218991369blog on
>>218991400grim
>>218991311Not really a trial if they ignore the law because of their ideology
>>218991240>
>>218989218scary and ginger the fittest imo
get the sexy black men posted
tremor's gotten bad enough that i can't eat with cutlery anymore because i'll spill it all over my ahegao t-shirt while attempting to raise the fork to my gob
>>218991400Alright Bruce Bunningstein
>>218991389>5 months ago
>>218991307Bet you think OJ Simpson was innocent
>>218991311I wonder how it compares to the american system, where both sides can rule out a certain amount of jurors by asking questions about their background and opinionsof course, if you pick out twelve angry soyjaks from anywhere in BROKEN BRITAIN you're going to get more dishonesty and prejudice which will not work in rorkeypoo's favour
Why is nobody talking about the uni stabbing?
>>218991425saw a brand of sausages in the supermarket that's literally called "the british sausage" or some such but it's beef sausages, wanted to buy it and take a picture to post here just to trigger you lot but they were a day off expiry so i didn't want sausages that would go on the turn immediately
>>218991443Go to the fucking doctor grandad, you've got Parkinson's
fire dem up
>OJ Simpson
>>218991458because thats BAU in broken britain
>>218991461already saw one, he's booked me in for a CT scan, probably essential tremor rather than parkinson's (stroke wood)
why is no one talking about madeleine mcann?
might get absolutely obliterated tonightnot done it in a whilejust buy a massive bottle of whisky and completely shit my face
>>218991478Sounds shit sorry mate, hope it gets better
>>218991246You can if you get the right jury
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE PAKISTANI RAPE GANGS
rorke demanding trial by paki judge
beef sausages taste better than pork, i dunno what britain has against them
>
why is nobody talking about this?
>>218991508well thats just wrong isnt it
>>218991508well I believe the opposite
>>218991501don't want to be arrested for "hate speech" innit
why is nobody talking about sarah stock
>>218991508love getting beef sausage rolls from the bakers so i do
>>218991508no they don't, paki
why is noone talking about this?
>>218991528>>218991529>>218991537not only are you wrong but you're also stupid and probably ugly as well
love cumberland sausages me
>>218991548
know your place, mboko
what random tv show from 20+ years ago do you think zoomers will discover and make popular again?my money is on monk
>>218991548had both, pork is best
>>218991508I've never had them because I'm not a sand person
why is nobody talking about...>checks BBC newsClaire Foys worms, ewww dirty slag
rorke, hovis thick loafleftypol, warburtons farmhouse loaf
>>218991589why did she say
>>218991578well australia produces a lot of high quality beef so it's probably just better than whatever prion-riddled bovines you've got running about the place
>>218991589imagine admitting you're full of parasites
>>218991574prison break
>>218991580Seems like a bit of a shit fetish desu seeing as you can only do it once
right then that's a man making penis spaghetti
>>218991601don't mind the flag, i'm french and our beef is fine
>>218991578alri mate got any charlie x
>>218991246How on earth were they cleared? There's no question they burgled the place they filmed themselves in the actI thought the only question was the sentencing?
one last ride
charging my nigga weed vape via the usb c port on my thinkpad
damn son, where'd you find this?
>>218991616hm i assumed you were british, oh well close enough
does he think people sing in "poetry class"
never understood "supporting" a football team>i want this team to winbut why? you're not on the team. you're not winning anything. you're just watching.very NPC activity
>>218991400animal
>>218991589FOY
based false alarm with my car, forcing me to spaff out £120 for no reason
>>218991658have you ever even tried beef 'sages?
>>218991618They were cleared of aggravated burglary, criminal damage, and violent disorder.
>poetry classFOY
>>218991656That's because you're not very clever
>>218991651think we still don't allow british beef herewhen you donate blood they ask if you've stayed in britain during that period too
>>218991663based on what?
i'm 30 and i still pick my nose and eat it
come out of the garden, babyyou'll catch your death in the fog
>>218991599>Speaking on the Table Manners podcast with Jessie and Lennie Ware, Foy explained: "Quite a few years ago, I had parasites. Gross.>she thinks she contracted the bug in Morocco>"I kept losing weight and I didn't know what was going on. They travel as a pair. I got told by the doctor, gross, absolutely rank. It's disgusting."
>>218991665no why would i?
>>218991670Wrong, it's because I am TOO clever for dimwit past times like watching men kick a ball around.
leftypol putting his cock in a mincer, rorke putting his head in it
>>218991656Im a fan and I cant disagree
>>218991433for me it was always sporty
>>218991687don't know what you're missing then do you
>>218991656Let's go cringemaxx fc !
Off to wine tasting class
>>218991678ktim
>>218991678same, and I think it's the reason I virtually never get ill, that regular light exposure to germs
Sir Marcus Malaponte
29 years young and I've had the first grey popup in my beard
>>218991688no no no you don't understandit's about the sense of belonging and brotherhood!!those millionaire owners and players really do care about me!
>>218991668Yeah but how. Violent disorder maybe but the first two were cut and dry?
>>218991678I just pick and then rub it on the carpet
I'm nostalgic for pre-1997 britainwe had a great country to be honest
>>218991574Farscape hopefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DFUs4E9kxYBit busy for a Wednesday afternoon
Off to gay porn rehab with no intention of quitting
>>218991748have had this exact same thought myself but i think the real reason i rarely get sick is because i don't go outside much
still doing the "sportsball" "uh, go team, I guess?" reddit routine are we
>>218991791https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wxlv99xrjo>Corner was accused of causing grievous bodily harm with intent by striking police sergeant Kate Evans in her back with a sledgehammer. The jury was unable to reach a verdict on this charge.They couldn't even reach a verdict on the person who hit the policewoman with a sledgehammer
>>218991246Rubenstein seething
>>218991246Shalom
>>218991724
>>218991847they're anti-white, they're not on your side
morning lads
>>218991800I'm glad I was old enough at the time to have a few memories from those days. People were genuinely proud to be British, and I say that without a hint of irony
>>218991835don't like Star Wars. Explain in Doctor Who terms
Might have a little snooze
simply cannot see any reason why i couldn't or shouldn't build a pedal-powered rotocopter
>>218991815Lmao wtf it's packed3pm as well not even dinner break pints
>>218991864>they're anti-whiteWho isn't these days?
>>218991824So that's it, if the jury can't (or doesn't want to) reach a verdict the trial is just thrown out?
seeing lefty-type people on reddit exhibit a quick flash of redpilled behaviour is always funny
>>218991835this had better be a pisstake
>>218991820nah mate I can testify it really does make you invincible, I mingle amongst a constantly changing crowd of smelly prisoners from around the country daily and I don't get so much as a runny nose. Had 1 day off sick in 5 years and that was actually me pulling a sickie
was talking to a girl the other day who was probably 16 or 17 and she was telling me that she hates americai was flabbergasted. can't recall anybody saying that unironically and openly in my younger years
BOSH
>>218991964Nice one lad x
1999 was pretty niceremember watching the phantom menace at the cinema then going to somerfield to get some lucozade and skating the parkno roadmen, no mandem, no trannies, no immigrants, no deliveroo drivers, no politics, not twitter screenshots about yank shitejust normal british people having a laugh
>>218991909thought he was making an origami minge right up to the final reveal
>>218991945"me"
>>218991964My fastest 5k is 29:42, can't be arsed to run more than once a week
Let me tell you something about a niggaA nigga like to eat goodSmoke goodAnd OCCASIONALLY get some pussyif it ain't too much trouble
if gfberg forgets my birthday again this year i will be withholding sex from her and being really passive aggressive for up to a week
>>218992017'
sir sex withholder
>SHUT IT DOWN
>>218991984i don't understand why you guys aren't lynching politicians
>>218991984https://youtu.be/x8jHOyG52WU
>>218991766Haven't had any grey hair so far but I don't understand why anyone cares about greyingDoesn't really matter for men does itDoesn't really matter for women either to be fair
>>218992043Why aren't you?
>>218992018>againYou should have dumped her the first time it happened, she clearly doesn't care
rorke claiming he hates social media for years because it causes brainrot and ruins women and so forth, but then getting up in arms when politicians talk about restricting it
>>218991778Shameless went to shit when he left.
>>218992039would be funny if they actually managed to ban porn since its probably one of the things placating incels enough so they dont chimp out
>>218991984But didn't you feel, like, uncomfortable with all of those white people walking around with only a handful of diverse people ?
>>218992071we weren't on shagging terms yet at the time so it was excusable
Just gave gfberg's arsehole a nice big sniff
>>218992018love being passive aggressive to the gf for no reason
>>218991903Greta is the doctor
should go to one of those cat cafes
anglos love to be polite and hate confrontation explains a lot
>>218992083It is banned
>>218992077Politicians restricting it won't stop the brainrot desu
They call me DolebergThey call me The ScroungerThey call me Maybe Mañana
>>218992118bring your own tea or coffee it's expensive otherwise
Palestine Action marked as a terrorist organisation should have you lot on a big alert, their imprisoned members (without a trial mind you) were on hunger strike for two months.
>>218992053This should be a worldwide movement.
>>218992139why not?
the jewish james bond
laptopberg fans whining so loudly i might throw it out the windowcan't be arsed to take it to paki tech support and repair
>>218992157Don't care, shouldn't be paki lovers
Eating avocado toast (homemade)
>>218992157I don't care about pakis, jews, or leftists, they can all go on a hunger strike
>>218992138not in a meaningful way it isnt
>>218992174get the screwdriver out and open it yourself
>>218992111which one?
Don't know what to do with my life
>>218992157>Palestine Action marked as a terrorist organisation should have you lot on a big alertThey are a terrorist organisation >their imprisoned members (without a trial mind you) were on hunger strike for two months.So what? Shouldn't have committed crimes then should they lol
they call me the pooed piper
>>218991823Me negros are better than your negros. Simple as
Ask a pensioner if they would like to cut immigration. Then tell them by doing so the government will have to cut their pension. Watch how they recoil and start justifying mass immigration.
Two cucks having sexTwo cucks having sexMy muscles, my musclesInvoluntarily flex
>porn bannedReminded me that pornhub was blocking UK users altogether rather than deal with the ID stuff but I went and had a look, and what the fuck is this?
>>218992187Ive not watched porn since it was banned. Been fine
>>218992067ours aren't as bad yet but i am making preparations
>>218992212>cucks arent weakNot sure thats what a cuck wants to hear
>>218992157fuck palestinefuck israel
>>218992191Tom baker
you let Leah go lesbian by not dick correcting her you failed Isles cunts, I will never forgive you
>>218992179millionaire
>>218992212Now try clicking one of the blurred videos
>>218992210You have done neither
>>218991984>no deliveroo drivers?What have they done to you? And there was plenty of deliver service back then. There were plenty of immigrants in england back then too. The situation hasn't really changed since then. And I remind you that all narratives presenting immigration as a problem are all intelligemce agencies-driven narratives.
>porn discussion>JFs start to flood /brit/every time
>>218992212
>>218992157>Palestine Action marked as a terrorist organisationTends to happen when you attack military equipment for political reasons when we're on the brink of war with another nation for >were on hunger strike for two months.Fucking lmao if you believe that I've got a bridge to sell you
>>218992195I WANNA ROCK
>>218991984>no roadmenWe had townies
Oh Greekmong's back Wonder what he's been up toBack on the filter he goes
>>218992252>And there was plenty of deliver service back thenIn 1999? Name them>The situation hasn't really changed since thenKek
>>218992168What exactly would they do? At most it would be some sort of guaranteed neutrality like political tv ads, or forced ID bollocks so everyone can be trackedOne would do nothing to stop the usual shit and the other will just lead to people posting elsewhere
>>218992256mad that people pay for it when it gets leaked anyway
>>218992190the screws are tiny six point stars about 3mm in diameterwhere the fuck am i going to find a screwdriver for that
>>218992238WHO
>>218992252>t.born in 20xx
>>218992252>intelligence agencies all in favor of replacement migration are responsible for painting mass immigration as problematicBig brain stuff
>>218992177>>218992184Played like a fiddle by the system>>218992236Malaka mafioze>>218992279Yeah there definitely wasn't delivery service for fast food back then, it was invented with deliveroo. Mong
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gfberg did a jigsaw puzzle 2 years ago and refused break it apart and put it in a box because she wants to frame it somehow so we've just had this fucking massive jigsaw puzzle on a big bit of foam board covered in a blanket hanging around the flat for 2 years god I hate women
>>218992273>towniesLol havent heard that term in 20 decades. Yeah they were proto chavs
>>218992331In 1999 most people picked take aways up. Unironically
What should I name this guy? He's a boy
>>218992241It's very affordable if you make it yourself.
>>218992331>Played like a fiddle by the systemright back to you, bourgeois useful idiot
>>218992316>how does depreciation of labour work?Shut your mouth you dumbarse motheshagger
>>218992355alri methuselah
>>218992341get her punched
going on my 3pm walk
>>218992364We await your retarded explanation based on the ramblings of an unemployed schizophrenic Jew from the 19th century
>>218992379its already past 3pm thoughbeit
>>218991656I support my local team. If they win then I can gloat to others and tell them they live in shit places
>>218992355Showing our ages a bit but aye, that's what we all called them. Bet they don't say "moshers" anymore either
>>218992303Philips head screwdriver should fit that. Or flat head even, if it's the type I'm thinking of.
tfw no greekette or turkette gf
Never had unpaid sex
>>218992363The bourgeois here is you>>218992360Yeah bro, there were no delivery drivers, it was invented with deliveroo, I believe you. The song "Guns of Brixton"? The Clash wrote it for a planned museum exhibit that never happened. Let's just dabble down on our side a of the tape, "blame the immigrants in an eternal present and pretend history is a conscpiracy theory"INTELLIGENCEAGENCIESDRIVENNARRATIVES
>>218992415
>>218991656Holy 'tism
>>218992331>17 year old pizza delivery guy on a moped is the same as ahmed the deliverpoo
>>218992408>moshersDo you mean moosh?
>>218992341>framed jigsaw puzzleWhat is it of?
>>218992433Schreannxjin
>INTELLIGENCE>AGENCIES>DRIVEN>NARRATIVESoh yeah that's not schizophrenic at all kek
>>218992341just kick it on the floorwhats she going to do, put it back together?
>>218992433Writing down careful notes for when I next try to hit on a woman
>>218992428support pakis all you want, they won't support youleftists like are usually the first they get rid of
>>218992416Get a trip already
>>218992464some cartoon character she likes
>>218992411nah that's too bigthe screws are really tiny
>>218992433ingiliz :D
>>218992454Bro, there was no delivery service in 1999, don't you know? Deliveroo invented the delivery service.
>>218992484Wrong guy
>>218992459Maybe it was regional. But it's what we called the metal lads, generally crossed over with skaters and stuff too.
>>218992428>Guns of Brixton"? The ClashTop choon
>>218992490Grim
New>>218992528
>>218992495I think you are deliberately misinterpreting the original point to try and get a gotcha moment but it's not working. tldrdeliveroo=/=delivery
me when im teaching someone to drive huskies >>218992459
>>218992475I don't support pakis, I am showing you how despite social mobility there will always be social division based on who is doing the labour and the consumption of mass-produced goods i.e. who mobilises the circulation of capital and on this basis, there will always be two main interests groups with opposing interests. Simple as. Blaming the immigrants deflects and obscures our interests. Simple as. Nothing you say will change this simple historical foundation. Keep yapping fool
>>218992428>>218992495You need to log off and take a few deep breaths
>>218992374underrated post
>>218991628kek
>>218991984>just normal british people having a laughwe're just innocent men
