rhea ripley edition
>couple of yanks talking about janitorial jobs in americajust classic /brit/ things
>>218995666she must do big poos
>>218995666she looks fun to talk to
was sure this was going to be one of those links to an old new, the cunt who does that gimmick gave me ptsd
satanic thread do not use
>>218995666i could beat her in arm wrestling btw and i haven't worked out properly in years
>>218995688sadly, big poos are more of a fantasy than a reality. That's just generally not how women shit
5 fox's glacier mints in my arse
never been to any other thread on this board and would be scared to post in any of them
Mad how you can say some mean words on Twitter and go to jail but actively breaking in to a defence company brandishing sledgehammers and a flare and you get off scot-free
anyway, back to ayre friars
>>218994227>>218994171I think the girl who runs away with Winston shows him some contraband porn and he wanks to it or has sex with her o algo. Been a while since I actually read the book properly
boke
>>218995706couldnt wrestle your way out of a wet paper bag
dadbergs never really had mateshes had a few acquaintances i suppose you'd call them but i could never look at the people around my dad and say thats so-and-so, my dad's friend
>>218995742um
>>218995666I'd droyve Moy tractor up er haystack ooh arr ooh arr
remember back in '23 when we basically proved the existence of aliens and nobody really gave a shit
>>218995706i doubt it
>>218995742a mere typo i assure you
>>218995678yesshe is mid but portrays a lot of milfy characters and has a nice fat arse
>>218995761Most adult men don't, and it's all their fault by the way. They become insufferable "wifeguys"
>>218995761he sounds like me
>>218995778You mean nobody fell for it
>>218995761ktimd(kek this is my dad)
>>218995778you must be vaccinated as hell
So once Mandelson and Starmer go down we'll start asking Farage about why he was in the files 41 times, right?Right?
>>218995792trying to distract us from the mass culling of vaxxies or something were they?
>>218995761ktim
>>218995778>>218993561
after some research i've decided i can in fact roast (air fry) some kale
>>218995149they have black and white people in one picture, smiling and touching each other, this is done to imply that multiracialism works
>>218995761My father has more friends than me
mad how everybody in the world seems to worship Napoleon except for us. Don't know about you lads but I remember secondary school history class giving him an absolute bollocking for being a mad dictator autocrat. But come online and its just wall-to-wall simping for the man
>>218995811haven't had a single needle enter my body since i got a measles shot when i was like 3, unless you count steroids obviously
what should i have for tea
daberg has friends
>>218995812no he has been selected and you are watching a tv show
results are in and i have to say i disagree
>>218995852bangers and mash
>>218995576keep using putin's gas
Oh he's retarded
>>218995852my cock lol
having a glarse of wine
>>218995850never seen anyone simp for lil nappy online
The goyim have gone insane
>>218995868why does yougov have such a broad category of 25-49
>>218995722your bf will have a shock later tonight
our michaelaour chris
what did he mean by this?
>>218995894yeah but you don't have any friends and nobody talks to you
>>218995729How come the people involved in the hunger strike weren't being trialled? I thought they were also arrested for this break-in
>>218995851what's your current cycle
>>218995729I'm thinking those are false flag ops staged by the mossad or something. The last time Palestine action protestors somehow managed to break into RAF Brize Norton without being shot or seen then graffitied a cargo plane. The RAF isn't what it used to be but, it can't be that incompetent. They're trying to reign in agitators
>>218995904it means "grow up"
>>218995742why do they redact the sender? a lot of the message contents are redacted too, is it because it's too graphic?
>>218995904having hobbies with teammates is probably better than doing loads of heroin i suppose
>>218995904Is suicide rare amongst footballers?
>>218995850nap has a very inspirational life story but i will ALWAYS be on the side of my people
>>218995812Have you read the mentions of Farage or are you just assuming the worst?Most mentions were just in a newsletter Epstein receivedThe rest were in talks with Bannon where he was talked of
>>218995904he means if kurt wasn't a shut in self-pitying sad little druggie and instead had something to care about like a sport then he wouldn't have selfishly killed himself
>>218995950can only think of speedo
AT THE JOB CENTRELIFE'S A LAUGHTHEY GIVES YOU FREE CASHFOR YOUR AUTOGRAPH
>reign in
>>218995950At the elite level I can only remember Gary speed and fashanu but they were both of a certain persuasion
hmmm yes i can see you raped and killed women and children with a machete in a bloody rampage on the streets. however, you did have some mental health problems which is le mitigating factor so your sentence has been halved : )
>>218995952shorter than nap
sexually fucking a woman
Sir Harvey Epstein
>>218995941i assume it's related to ongoing criminal investigationshuge fan of billionaires just sending unecrypted emails to each other that are like "yeah i just shagged a child"
https://youtu.be/6KnYw4EwYGc
>>218995919am off cycle right now, but my last one was test c 250mg twice a week for 10 weeks, if i decide to cycle again i'll probably add clen to it as well
>>218995982nope
well?
>>218995904Yea, and he'd have died an old ass nobody shitting in his diapers and forgetting his kids names. He should have just shot himself without the gay emo cringe though, no one wants to read that. There's no dignity dying while complaining.
>>218995904He means Cobain would've had an athletic physique that Courtney wouldn't have wanted to take out of the equation
>>218995952wonder what he'd reckon of the state of britain today
>>218996009'
*makes bear noises*
>>218996009ummert
>>218995998yep
really dislike fat people
>>218995742good luck explaining that one away
>>218995996How swole are you on scale of dyel - gains?
>>218996009>£33.99 a monthAre you fucking serious lmfao
>>218995961And what was Bannon saying in regards to him?
chester bennington playing up front chris cornell and layne staley feeding him balls upfrontput avicii and ian curtis in the back and stick the prodigy lad on goal
>>218996040fucking love watching that little doctor berate them on my 600lb kino
>>2189960365'8 taller than napoleon
>>218996049i kinda stopped working out and fell into a drinking spiral for the past few months so i'm back to near-dyel mode
>>218996009>43.7% availability is that not shite
>>2189960755'6
>>218996009for her?
mad how all the fun little stories and legends in history now has been autistically deboonked by some sperg neo-historian going ermmm ackshually theres no evidence to suggest
>>218996094napoleon was 5'6 thoughever
>>218996009Hardly ever see girls in my city wearing skirts this long anymore, they all wear them so high you can see their arses hanging out. They probably get bullied by their peers if they don't act like massive slags. The pressure to be a whore is just too great for modern teenagers, from their mates, and from society and pop culture.Satanic country.
the banned granny school teacher in question from earlier
just want a 2/10 20 year old gf with a fat arse and big tits is that too much to ask
>>2189961105'7
Dan Wootton gay bender ethno nationalism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KctTNUNbMwget a load of the A10s on this junkie bastard
Claimed me free drink from Greggs. Went for a wokkle of Woca-Wola. Oh aye x
>>218996113many such cases
>>218996121*boils you in a pot*
£33.99 a month and theres onlt 43% UK availibility oh and the price increases £3 automatically a year regardless of inflation, sound good?
>>218996136Womferino!
>>218996113>so high you can see their arses hanging oimagine being so gay you complain about seeing arse
>>218995881Haha madman
>>218996110napoleon was a dicklet
>>218996107explain gobekli tepe or I'll rape you
uh oh sean allan samefag melty time
F
>>218996059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CccC9SEvnI
>>218996114People are actually defending her, as if viewing and selling porn from your smartphone in the presence of children you're supposed to be teaching is something to celebrate.Satanic country.
john virge
>>218996051Nothing of interest, why don't you inform me since I've just double checked and couldn't see anything
>>218996176He’s with the cue balls in heaven now
>>218996136>>218996160Good to see some fellow womfers in the thread
>>218996176he died a virgin did he?
>>218996136The people on the till are always friendly in Greggs, I wonder what the pay is like.
>>218996107imagine what it was like to live in a world where you genuinely believed that dragons and mermaids and all that existedbet it was fun
>>218996059gfberg's a doctor and says that he was the one who inspired her to study medicine
>>218996136how do i get one?
>>218996187>in the presence of childrenffs i usually macron grannies but that's FUCKED
Dad said 42 is too old to be unemployed living at home and eating chicken nuggets. I disagreed and said I would confer with /brit/ to come to a consensus.Thoughts? Personally just think he's just lashing out because I wouldn't give him a nugget.
Kitchen reeks of fry oil, that's the price of wings I suppose. If only there was a way to fry things without boiling a pot full of oil...
>>218996187So was she filming porn while the kids were around?
>>218996214ever shag her up her kangaroo hole?
>>218996229NTA, dadberg should respect you for living your truth
>>218996229yeah living with your parents at 42 is mentallike a 42 year old child
>>218996229Yh he just wanted your nuggets, pay him no mind
>>218996229Why aren't you down the mines, paying tax money to fund your replacement, scrounger?
>>21899622942 is just a little behbeh
>>218996176RIP to a real nigga and his undying questioning of the destinations of cue balls
>>218996161We're talking about children here, just to be clear.
>>218996229your dad is right and he should beat you with a hammer
sir soup slurper
>>218996238come now laddo, i hardly think that's appropriate
its not the 1950s anymore people live with their parents in to their 40s. italy has done it for decades
>>218996235even in school it's FUCKEDkeep it to the bedroom, end of
>>218996136boring wunt you are
Ic eom blīðe. Ic eom hæl. Ic eom mann.
Sir Popcorn Muncher!
>>218996265yes but italy never ruled the world
>>218996235someone saw a notification for an adult site on her phone
>>218996229his fault for being a boomer and thus being part of the cohort who made getting a job impossible and moving out of home so prohibitively expensive
>>218996265All my paki neighbors are all living with their parents and they're married. Kultur innit
Whos this Leah person I've been on gif and Pol for a few weeks
>>218996176>WHERES MY ETERNAL SOUL GOING?
>>218996229>>218996265This.Not my fault housing is expensive and women are incredibly picky when it comes to finding a husband.
"Algorithms" can control mood weather patterns, probably trigger mania, make people fall in love maybe, it's all built into tiktok shit.
Yesss just live in a flatshare with loads of foreigners and pay rent to a Jew instead of living with your loving family
>>218996292yes it did
>>218996160>>218996200<3
>>218996335what sort of 42 year old lives in a flat sharestate of your life
>>218996229It is ok to be 42 years old and living at home. It is ok to not start over. It is ok to start over.
>>218996114qrd?
>>218996328
really think my life won't begin until mumberg dies and i inherit all her money
Any father man in?
off to bed
>>218996296My teacher was checking her emails during a lesson once while she was connected to the interactive whiteboard and we all saw emails from LoveHoneyShe was fit and young so people used to make flirty jokes all the time and she'd laugh them off but she really didn't appreciate us joking about her sex email
>>218996341doesnt look like the world to me
Y’all ever smoke that sweet crystal?
Not a single conviction has been delivered for the first 6 of the Filton 24 who were accused of shutting down Israel's largest arms firm Elbit Systems in Bristol.After over 500 days in jail.
lemme tell you a lil sum bout rorkerorke like to eat good, smoke good and occasionally get some pussyif it ain't too much trouble
i have instantly summoned a swarthman to mcdonalds with the click of a buttonmad how powerful i am
Was looking nice in the mirror. I went to take a photo of myself for a potential dating app picture and I looked terrible. :(
>>218996292yes they did
wanted to start worshiping satan but apparently even the christos can't agree on who satan is because apparently satan and lucifer and the devil are different things, talk about a canonical clusterfuck, eh my old chumeroos?
You reckon escorts ever fall in love with their clients?
>>218996385you're a horrible son, brucie
>>218996433ask your mum
>>218996323Very good. Obviously heaven for JV though
>>218996427>>218996394
It not righthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-15526645/alton-towers-bans-disabled-guests-adhd-autism-queue-pass.html
>>218995666Imagine getting pegged by her.
>>218996394well it was a pretty good effort when "the world" meant europe and the middle eastindia and china don't count, they were part of a separate "the world"
>>218996426
don't reply
>>218996392would wank myself silly back then to the thought of a fit teacher doing girl wanks with her vibrator ngl
>>218996371>A teacher has been banned after she was found to be in a sexually explicit video on pornographic websites under the description “granny schoolteacher”. Colleagues discovered Lyndi Corston, who worked as a supply teacher at Rye Community Primary School from November 2022, had set up an OnlyFans channel. A teacher misconduct hearing heard the account was discovered in September 2024 when a colleague saw a push notification from the adult content site on Ms Corston’s phone. The Teacher Regulation Agency hearing heard Ms Corston accepted she did have an account on the site and it involved “nudity but not sexual acts” and that it was not in her personal name. The 61-year-old was asked to close the account and to sign an enhanced code of conduct, which she did. But on January 6, 2025, her employer Engage Education was notified that Ms Corston had been identified on a pornographic website engaging in sexual activity and an investigation was launched.
>>218996438didn't say i want it to happen anytime soon, it's just an observation
>>218996394they didlate 15th century and the early 17th century. venice, florence, and rome, became epicenters of art, culture, and commerce. leonardo da vinci and michelangelo pushed the boundaries of art and science, while italian merchants established trade networks that spanned europe and asia. the political and intellectual ideas developed during this time laid the groundwork for modern western civilization
>>218996463ktim
PEACE TALKS CANCELLED. IT'S WAR!https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/2019101636862308598
>>218996451you want equal rights? you get equal lines
>>218996460not really thats just a modern perception because they never made it to each other because they buckled under their own weights before they could
>>218996452the fact that she actually could and there's nothing i would be able to do about it is quite arousing
Magic is VERY REAL. Ghosts are REAL. It is fine to embrace the fantastical and paranormal!
>>218996426Selfies, especially mirror selfies are an absolute no go for dating apps
>>218996477state of her "colleagues"she should take them to the cleaners
Remember Catyank?
no malaponte making some statues is not 'ruling the world'
>>218996477wow, desu that seems pretty fine to me, i wouldn't get into a tizzy about it, not like the kiddywinks are supposed to be looking at porn anyway
@grokIs this true?
>>218996479>didn't saybut you meant it
>>218996489you just know this little wiglet would not signing up to fight if there was a war
>>218996516same poster as gingernonce. absolute freak>>218996520it literally is
>>218996477>her colleagues go and look for her onlyfans>snitch to the higher upsVirgin behaviour this
>>218996477any links to her videos? asking for a friend x
>>218996543Neither would I, but I still want a war. I'm exempt
>>218996516hes still around just much less frequentmostly in /cum/
>>218996451Kek it's because PIP aristocrats were earning a bit of pocket money on the sidehttps://sites.google.com/view/queue-jump-with-mick/home
>>218996546No way
HOLY DIVER!
>>218996538did not
mad how there was an asian version of the roman empire on the other side of the planet
>>218996587yea you didhave to say, i'm disappointedi respected brucies
which british news outlets are worth reading? i get the impression that the bbc and the guardian and the sun and the daily mail are all shitrags
>>218996598Wait until you learn about the race of white people in that area, a lot of who had red hair
the yank is now going to spend the entire thread doubling down on his post instead of just admitting he forgot about the Roman Empire. His pride is at stake here
I don’t even understand how Michelle Mone got into the House of Lords anyway her husband was the business tycoon not her
Just found out about what happened in LeicesterMental to think somebody can just kill you on a Tuesday evening
already stopped talking about it as i already finished you lot off you stopped replying to me first freak
2026 Olympics about to begin ladshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002r30q/winter-olympics-2026-live-curling-mixed-doubles-team-gb-v-norway
>>218996601would've been the same result if nobody had been there
>>218996659you lostanother win for italians all across the globe
“GO AWAY!” says Sir Phillip Green
on what planet are you italian
any plans to post something worthwhile in the near future, lads?
>>218996728No, post count is above 220 you see
six nations starts tomorrowexcuse to meet the lads for a pint
>Palestine Action activist who "shattered PC's back" with sledgehammer cleared by jurynun rorke cud do x
>>218996728
>>218996728GO AWAY
>>218996748This + the diversity the countryside + everything else going on is making rorkes out of your average person
>>218996742france ireland eh?tough one
>>218995666She looks like she stinks
>>218996748who the fuck was on that jury lol
>>218996772UK politics is literally just us but 2 years behind
Might dual drive dual boot Windows so I can play a little bit of GTA5 online
Melania makes just £33,000 at UK box office after near-empty screenings
>>218996775ireland are shit nowfrance will batter themnot that i care. just telling it how it is
Logging in to Grok.com
>>218996810about 3 times more than i made in the box office. But i was behind the counter serving popcorn and not starring in a multi-million dollar budget movie
>>218996844oh shitlast i saw ireland they were top notch
becoming a fat cunt
Melbourne, UK
Need a gaijin hunter with massive knockers to rape the fuck out of my tiny willy and lock me into a loveless and doomed relationship by getting pregnant
>>218996795what gives you that impression
>>218996856what's the difference then
do rorke women really exist, and if so where do you find them?
>>218996748wait until rorke finds out that there can be multiple charges and being cleared of one does not necessarily mean being cleared of anothernotice how the headline does not state WHICH charge because it is trying to rile you up
>>218996855ireland eat shit nowthey have ngubus coming into the side
>>218996913Oh no no no no rorke will NOT like this post
>>218996897Probably Zionism
>>218996856?neither mandelson or tiel are israeli
I used to get banned on the r/ukpolitics subleddit for talking about the Mendelsohn-Epstein connection for 'homophobia' but now the whole frontpage is full of it. every mod on leddit is a nonce protector.
Rorke swore that unvaxxed sperm would be worth its weight in gold and that all women would be rorkettes but it never panned out for him. All of them still crave leftypol’s cock alone.
>>218996913>>218996931They were all cleared on charges of burglary and criminal damage and the three charged with violence (I've forgotten specifically what) were clearedOr rather "no verdict"
Thoughts on that female police officer getting her back broken by a sledgehammer and the guy getting away with it thanks to a jury?
>>218995729British society is healing. There are still some brave men and women left that fight against Britain's complicity in a genocide.
any pigs in?
>>218996959>Rorke swore that unvaxxed sperm would be worth its weight in gold and that all women would be rorkettes but it never panned out for himhaha yeah what a mug!>All of them still crave leftypol’s cock aloneexposed yourself here as a leftypol partisan, i rescind my previous praise of this post
>>218996974no verdict doesn't mean clearedno verdict was reached in the case of the alleged sledgehammer attacker
>>218996989*raises trotter*
>>218996989hey menand they are PIGS!!
>>218996878people always say england is grim because grey skies but to me the greyness just makes it seem peacefulcompare to cleveland or new jersey where the grey makes them look depressing
>>218996989oink oink
>>21899622942, just a kid!
>>218997012alri benjamin the donkey
why are none of you replying to my posts?
>>218996989*raises - what do you call it? the paw?*
my nigga we finna get some pussy!!!!
>>218996946nor are epstein or maxwelland yet...
>>218997041get in there lad shes already mad for you
218997037don't want to
>>218996997Didn’t mean to trigger you mate but it’s true. Leftypol is a shagger. Girls are into sensitivity and compassion in a handsome package.
>>218996327>women are incredibly picky when it comes to finding a husbandthey're not women are dating just as they always wereyou're just an ugly incel and they're not interested in you
>>218997037what posts?
>>218996978Shouldn't have signed up to a police force that protects war criminals and nonce traffickers then if she thought the public would have her back.
>>218997038i literally made that joke but properly you BELLEND
>>218997041YO SHE SAID I CAN SMASH IF I GIVE HER A SHORT TERM LOAN OF £20000
>>218997069no you didn't, you haven't got a clue what i'm on about you fucking balloonhead
>>218997064>women are dating just as they always werewell they're just not
annoys me how every bit of software and hardware feels the need to have AI integration now, it's completely unnecessary and annoying, it's like how 20 years ago they put bluetooth in everything just so they could say they did even though most people didn't even know what bluetooth was
>>218997092*angrily oinks at you*
>>218996978My thoughts? Women shouldn't be police officers
>>218997099saw the masses complaining about that on twitter as well
THE HOOF
>>218997099AI Hypervisors, trust me on this one. Buy in early
in bed, comfy, high on opioids, got me vape, got a glass of creaming soda, got a woolworths cookie, got me /brit/, simply loving life
The entire British police put on notice that no one is coming to their rescue if they decide to become mercernaries for war criminals and nonces is a good thing.
>>218997064That’s Rorke bodied
>>218997104chortling
the 'cismlad downfall will be talked about for generations
might get on the escort sites because i really want to shag an older lady, like at least 50
>>218997135Excuse me mate, have you noticed nobody is replying to you?
>>218997145what's the rascal done this time?
>>218996984>>218997135Hey, I noticed you keep talking about the same thing even though no ones replying... are you meaning to do that ?
>>218997131jealousgot no opioids but might go bed and get comfy anyway if I can
cancel culture takes man's life
any cows in?
just goes to show you doesn't it? the only thing you can believe in is The Mission
>>218997169more like racismcal!
'berg in the 'ss
>>218997190*moos*
>>218997169been done for sexual assault and homicide :/
these days you might get killed if you say you're australian
>>218997166>>218997176I am counting at least 2 replies right here
right well i scranned half my mcdonalds, and the other half is for tomorrow. that way it's healthy
>>218997205big if true
>>218997197Jesus Christ !
Sir Racismlad
>>218997223thats real btw thats how they do medically assisted dying in canada
>>218997213done them tbf
>>218997248>>218997248>>218997248we're all in here
>>218997202corrr corrr milkieess
