Shadow war with Russia edish
>>219001930Кaкaя нaхyй вoйнa? Bы, дeбилы, дaжe Иcлaндию пoбeдить нe cмoгли.What war? You, morons, couldn't even defeat Iceland.
>>219002135
They're making meme magic real, maybe it's been real for years. Get a hypnosis-based payload of blessed or cursed memes/videos on your feeds based on online thumbprint and LLM analysis. Don't think this is schizo. A hypnotist can completely reshape you. Invent synchronicities too. Pretty sure this isn't schizo.
>>219002135Two weeks bratan
>>219002255Dobrze, pan.
>>219002324клaccный пapeнь
I didn't see the active thread. It's nice these few precious bumps have kept it alive long enough for the active one to reach bump limit. I'd draw another para pepe but, I can't be bothered
Fucked it
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anime
>>219001930haha take that Putin!
small letters... whats next small filesize? bahaha no chance
Does Scotch Pole still post here?
>>219002815screaminggg
>>219002739dobby texts like a mong and had a shite personality
Honestly mad that the Western world is commiting collective suicide The coming years are going to get rough
>>219002815made me laugh and i farted
>>219002781more of a death note man desu
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770183108335814.mp4
>>219002845Yeah. Worst case scenario we have to fight a high intensity war on 2 fronts. Iran and Russia
dick in the dob
>>219002815i like how the cameraperson also gets jumpscared
day 1441 of the 3 day special operation
>>219002781
>>219002857Sheep are really stupid
>>219002739Insane how terrible of a person jez really was
>>219002781caww look at the perspectives
today's wank finna be a movie
>>219002785w-where are his hands for the horse one
>>219002900takes smart dogs to herd them though
>>219002857one at 15sec got me when he yelled while flying past
>>219002931check your bum
Russia?*kicks in the door**whole rotten structure comes down*
used to be rail thin my whole life until i was about 26 and then by 28 i was borderline obese
got a fucking coldnot fucking right is iti'm fucked off
>>219002965rightthats putin sorted
>>219002971what foodstuff did you discover that made you balloon so?
nora fawn is an uggo
>>219002960this reaction image looks very french
the fuck ever happened to the polar bears on the melting ice caps
>>219001930Is picrel original?
>>219003009ded
lads new meta. putting things away in drawers and cabinets instead of having everything tossed aimlessly everywhere. Makes rooms look so much tidier i can't believe i'm the first person to think of this
>>219003009two more weeks
>>219003009they moved to land and got fatter
>>219003009chasing seals
doing fucky
>>219003001nothing in particular, if anything my diet was worse before, lots of chips and sugary drinks. think it's just a combination of metabolic changes and the meds i went on (mirtazapine)
>>219003009they swam to shore and kept on living almost like its some sort of natural life cycle
Kinda miss toby now
Hellraiser VHS on bus stop
Necking that maccies now x
it's me melvin
>>219003005how about this one?
>>219003045:(
>>219003045NOOOOOOOO ;_;
>mirtazapine
>>219003089do you like wanking over anissa kate? i like wanking over anissa kate
fuck it we doing late night study. Nothing better to do
>>219003109i like wnaking over this >>219003045
>>219003027Yeah, I drew it. You can see how lazy I got towards the end because I was clip it out anyway lol
>>219003115what you studying?
i can only read when outside but its been too cold to be outside so i haven tbeen able to read
>>219003118does french have slang terms for masturbation like us with "wanking"?
Lemsip Max going down the hatch
>>219003118beastly man
>>219001930AI slop
>>219003135of coursepignole is my fave
>>219003089
>>219003103no thanks lad I don't like armonds
>>219003177That our girl LS?
>>219003177The so called trad wives
got the BBC sissy hypno porn on
>>219003217'cismlad
isle of wighters call english people 'wet legs' but my grandma always used that term to mean chicken legs because they were so moist and delicious
the toil freaks will be going to bed soon and I'd like to remind them that tomorrow is THURSDAY not FRIDAY hahahah you still have 2 more toils left before your designated time off lool
>>219003231basedtoilfreaks will be fucking furious
>>219003177didn't the right one cheat on her husband? think i saw a thread in /po/
give me a 4 day work week with 10 hours shifts
decided against buying battlefront 2, I'm too bad at multiplayer games and I take it too close to heart
dogberg is in the land of nod
>>219003227Why? they're the cunts on the Island. In fact it's an Island off the coast of another Island. That makes them wet legs^2
>>219003251/pol/*
>>219003253greens promise a 4-day working week here if they're elected
>>219003251papercraft and origami is THAT busy? damn nigga
>>219003223i'm sure i've no idea what you're referring to me old mucker
>>219003255post dogberg plsalthough i bet he's ugly and stupid too
>>219003146kek
right that's a woman pressing a hitachi magic wand style vibrator to her penis which is inside a chastity cage until her penis spurts cum and hits the ceiling
Give it seven weeks and I should finally see my savings pass the £20,000 markMad that I'm nearly 34 and so poor lol
>>219003227wet leg
>>219003282I will NOT be posting dogberg, though you may rest assured that he is quite handsome even for his breed (a notoriously good-looking breed)What kinds of dog do you usually find handsome, Jean-Pierre? Probably a Cane Corso or something equally degenerate, I bet
dude i fucking love spicy food! fuck man i love that shit!
wish i looked like that dysphoria triggered
weeks are going so quick now it’s INSANE
cane corso mentioned
when isn't it
would you have eaten dobbys cheese (origin unknown)?
yea he's got an ugly mutt
>>219003320this one is actually peng
gonna get a barolo to try
>>219003341don't think she's ever fucked a dog in her lifedon't really like that you keep perpetuating this unfounded and baseless accusation!
trans can be very sexy but why do they all have such ugly perinea?the willard may be chunky, the arsehole may be coffee-stained and perfectly-spoked, but the perineum is always something that puts me off
>>219003363you can barely see his face though
>>219003354I would put my penis in Dobby!
JUNOOOOOOOOO :D
>>219003375need you and everyone like you dead
>>219003361>t. Quasimodo
>>219003402fuck off cletus you 53%er berk
>>219003346
overwatch juno sex arse
>>219003433not on is it
personally think lord of the rings is a load of old shite
>>219003396i prefer the new brown girl
Do any of you lads enjoy sand dunes and salty air? Quaint little villages here and there? I know I certainly do.Anyhow, get your arse out please
What other kinds of pepe should I make?
>>219003451She's fit asDunno how they consistently make all the female characters sexy.
>>219003409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUXGVfmrEN4would still probably bag yer mum(given she's fit)
>>219003429no aris>>219003442no dragons>>219003469no frogs
>>219003369wishful thinking lad x
>>219003471Good marketing isn't it. Never played a minute of Overwatch in my life but have masturbated on multiple occasions to the ladies from it
Just necked that tikka chicken wrap. Lush xNow garn grind some vidya for a lil bit then head off to beddingtons if that's alright with you.
>>219003469gosling apus
>>219003502Yeah I'd say it's great marketing if you've never played the game but you still know a hero that was announced only like 4 hours agoWanktoil looms tbf
>>219003469apu rally
>>219003506go to bed soon please
it raining hard on the window and I'm wrapped up in bedanyone want to join me? x
rorke melting the ice caps with his hairdryer (never used)
overwatch is shitwas fun in the closed beta, then they added some 4 legged robot with shields and i dropped that shit
>>219003541are yoy a girl
>>219003513>>219003527The Simpsons character?
>>219003545surprised its still going
>>219003552yh x
>>219003541are you a goth trans girl
>>219003541maybe
just been recommended the most irish video in existence
>>219003564do you have a ... ?
>>219003578black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>219003570...nh>>219003571am bottom
>>219003590It did, it truly truly did.
>homer bimpson
>>219003578
>>219003541I don't want to catch a cold
the evil and terrible catberg
>>219003578ex had an arse like thishurt when she would ride because it was like being slapped
>>219003560no, apu is a pepe variant, capiche?
>>219003606enjoy this gimmick
>>219003585>Moses Robert McGeorge
BREAKINGSir Keir Starmer to Reform UKHERE WE GO!
>>219003617a great terror looms
Sir Mohammed Muhammad Al-Mohamed
right that's a woman in a dress turning around then lifting up her dress to show her arsehole and penis
>>219003639No way
*looks around desperately*Where?!
>>219003621oh this little niggaHow do you want him to look?
>>219003578this is what the average woman will look like in 2100
>>219003639He's in!
We at /brit/ prefer rock salt to sea salt
>>219003686>>219003513like this
leftypol deciding that the new civil rights movement is for teachers to be allowed to run their onlyfans account during class and if you think it's a tad inappropriate you're literally hitler
really fucking sick of you now
ok bye
watching glory (1989)
stupid sexy zoomer girls
i've had to tell you both beforedon't post it unless it's the video because that'll just make me angry.
BEATEN, WHY FOR? CAN'T TAKE MUCH MOREONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH METHREE, NOTHING WRONG WITH MEFOUR, NOTHING WRONG WITH MEONE, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVETWO, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVETHREE, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE NOW
>.webmshan't
>>219003691Speak for your fucking self
Come to America
>>219003699if there isn't a wiener under that dress i'll eat my hat
>>219003712Why's he looking at me like that
>>219003089Good one. Hope you post it tomorrow so I can save it onto my computer. If that is okay with you, of course.
made up a new word and when i went to look it up to see if it wasn't already a word, every link was about Trump in the 'stein files. What's that all about then?
Love using AI x
>>219003691i use maldon sea salt
metal paki splitting again?
>>219003796same xlove jerking my willard raw to it x
wish porn sites would stop trying to get me to watch anal or black cock videos, like guys i've been watching porn almost daily for almost 20 years, it's not going to happen alright
>>219003796>>219003813‘’
i'll split your fucking wig in a minute you little runt
>>219003790save it nowand when you post it, think of me *touches his willy* yea think of me *viciously touches his willy*
Anime
>>219003817personally I don't mind it when the guy's black SO LONG as the focus isn't on him being black
can't believe the tranny singer from magbay said fe wna i boeri yng ngheg y ferch sydd â'r cwc bachaf at the show in cardiff last night
>>219003817mate it's 2026 if you're not watching piss fountain triple penetration gangbangs you're a prude, OK
>>219003790what i do is i bookmark stuff by replying to it with a special passphrase that i can look up in the archive when i get back to computerberg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAWhat the FUCK Jack Roworth
might start giving blood. heard it makes you feel loopy and they give you a choccy biccy which is fun. Also the helping people bit but whatever
there are two types of menmen who wank to asmr videosand men who wank to piss fountain triple penetration gangbangs
>>219003817best porn sites are the ones that look like a website from the 1990’s
new fetish just dropped in the swede general
>>219003874i stopped donating blood when i got a text message to inform me that my blood was being taken to some fancy pants private hospital probably to save some rich boomer. as if it's enough to drain me financially, now they're draining my actual blood like some kind of boomer vampires
>>219003871Jack Roworth, mate....
come on anal videos you gotta have watched a few of them
just fucking post the fit tranny showing her hole and cock
>>219003813xx
>>219003888which ones do you use? porntrex used to be my go-to but now the UI is really poorly optimised and takes forever to load anything, plus a lot of the full length scenes have been purged from it lately
>>219003909ok but it make you go loopy and did they give you a Timtam?
>>219003874it's nothing, budbut there's nice nursesand if like me you got a wanted plasma, you get 45 minutes special attention
>>219003927hsex.icu
>>219003906not okay brozzaharam brozza
>>219003928no i had a sausage roll and some apple juice
These two 'men' have the best paid and most listened to political podcast in the UK (ridiculous we know).They have said NOTHING on the transnational paedo Epstein scandal.What does that say about them?
>>219003871blimey that was quite the journey.
>>219003927>porntrexIllegal to wank in Starmer's Britain
>>219003937what if they both looked like the one on the left
>>219003944>They have said NOTHING on the transnational paedo Epstein scandal.is that true?
you arrive in Cambridge
>>219003906corrr
there's no time to explain
wait, wait so is lucy letby guilty or nah? im confused
Is this a dagger which I see before me?
>>219003998*follows you without asking anything*
>>219004008innocent
>>219004008Guilty of being a cutiepie
>>219003944fucking paid up crooksfar as I can remember, they never said anything about government IDs either.too busy interviewing the prime minister of maldova saying how putin was coming for herutter nonsense, literally anything to avoid talking about things people actually care about and keep scaremongering 'Putinism'.
pouches really ramp up your saliva production
he's posted it again!
>>219003701here you go
>>219003927try erome.comThey usually keep the good amateur vids up for a couple of weeks before they’re deleted.
>>219004045Unspeakably grim.Too many angry thickos on these islands
>>219004019..ok so why she got convicted and had every press make her out to be a serial killer?
they domuch worse depending how strong they arethe pablos literally have me salivating constantly
Waiting for Rupert Lowe's party to split the vote and the Labour/green coalition to get in
>>219003527I got you lad
>>219004072Greens aren't doing that well mate don't worry.
we got cannibalistic peadophile millionaires before GTA 6
>>219004076would never do it but one up your arse would probably feel amazing once the burning subsides
>>219004104we're gonna get GTA 6 before you get your first shag though
>>219004072too many racist wankpuffins
>>219003687>he thinks we'll be making it to 2100LMAO
>>219004066love itbut can you make it in the same dramatic background?
>>219004110there was a bloke who streamed on tiktok for a while, people bought his extremely high strength pouches and he would get them on stream to pack as many in as they cansomeone did one up the arsehole, 3 each side and one in their foreskinnot kidding
Weird how people are quite supportive of 'the home comforts of Irish food' and an Irish cuisine, yet Britain, with its many more foodstuffs and recipes, is denied the same.
>>219003953illegal to wank in starmer's mumberg's friendstein macron's france too it seems thoughbeit
>>219004114lmao the title"the dick of this fat beijing guy may be small but he's rich so it's the best"
>>219004129I'll try. I use a mouse so, I can't draw from scratch like I could with a pen
>>219004160yeah im thinking this is based
£350 on the preem bondstidy
right that's me donating blood tomorrow then
>>219003868Cheers mate. Getting raped in my pooey bum by a frog.>>219003839Can't, on phone you see. But Bruce came on clutch with a very good idea
>>219004145Irish food is British food.
>>219004132did it work
would rather bleed to death than take blood from a /brit/ poster
>british "fighters" buncha poofs innit
>>219004174how much do you hold? lucky bastard regardless
Never thought I'd actually do it but I've washed the dishes lads. Bloody mental.
>>219004163bah, don't worry about it, i saved it just the same
>>219003871Literally who
>>219004193we're far less likely to have STDs than the general populace
>>219004201Thanks for that Anders O'Flibbertigibbet
>>219004209usually takes me an entire week just to pluck up the energy to do it, well done lad
>>219004227rather get some chlamydia than cursed incel blood in my veins tbf
>>219004209>>219004243hate people like youI once had a flatmate who would leave dirty dishes in the sink if he left them there overnight I would take them out and leave them in front of his door as a reminder to do them when he woke up
>>219004186Why do people wank themselves senseless over mash mixed with cabbage and talk about the wonderful home comforts of Irish food, and then claim the English have no food at all and refuse to say 'English cuisine' exists?
>>219004260he was just letting them soak overnight you big neek
have dishes in my sink since september lol, not making this up got mold and gunk all over them might get to cleaning them up since i popped a bunch of stimulants x
>>219004260you are very gay
pure untainted incelblood should be prized, we should get a premium for it
gis a job
something is seriously wrong with all Swedish posters and i'm not even exaggerating
>>219004260My flatmates (two girls) did this to me when I was at Uni, left about two-dozen pans and plates outside my door with a note saying 'clean me'. Only one was mine and I'd not washed it as some daft bint had stuck it at the back of her cupboard, so I just wrote 'No' and put them back in the kitchen area. Following day everything was clean. And one of the cunts dropped chicken and rice down the front of the oven in January, and it was still there five months later.
>>219004274"soak overnight" its not a fucking sponge
im not an incel my blood is perfectly fine
so this is rorkehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/hG1AQR1EzU4
>>219004313all swedes that post in /brit/ are shaggers can you say the same?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUcw3P8JlNM
>>219004318so youre just retarded
and there's the down syndrome personlike clockworkfreaks the lot of you
>>219004283
got 83 out of a possible 90 in the pub quiz tonight, fucking crushed it
>something is seriously wrong with all Swedish posters and i'm not even exaggerating
Skills:>speak esl and clog>good with talking to retarded wagies and women (unless they're attractive)>can type and send emails >can instantly tell if someone is a jew >can do basic gardening>other skillslooking forward to your reply
>>219004347don't slag caddehe's a movie star
>>219004348every swede has this exact haircut
>>219004348state of that hair
>>219004368have you ever considered donating blood?
>>219004370why are they all mental and obsessed with downies though
atb
it friday tomorrow
>>219004395
Tonight's screening at the evil incel runt dungeon cinema. We'll be an showing it on the 27 inch 1440p monitor. Pepsi MAX and orange club bars available at the concession stand (evil incel runt kitchen)
night you pathetic little runt
officeberg tomorrow
>>219004406>27 inch 1440p monitornigga everything in HD when the screen is that small
>>219004392yea, that's itperfect
>>219004406>We'll be an showing it on the 27 inch 1440p monitor
>>219004412trannies should all be killed
>>219004388blood no, sperm yes
one day Ariana Homosexual will not wake up
bumble bees are niceeven the name is cute
>>219004368I used to find attractive women intimidating too until I started working with several in the same team, I think the regular daily exposure to them helped me to get used to them
>>219004448I hate all insects
>>219004406*arrrives dressed in a shirt that says "I legally cannot go near schools at 3pm"*
>>219004392why is it raining inside his eyes then
>why are they all mental and obsessed with downies though
>>219004406would that be the clubs that aren't legally chocolate any more
>>219004473Tears
>>219004477
>>219000957>>219000957>>219000957Reports are saying this is the new
i got barred from donating blood because i have a dodgy heart and when i went to my GP to get it checked it was a nigerian who demanded i personally give him £40 to write a letter to nhs blood donation so that i can regain the privilege of giving them my blood for free
>>219004215
