Retarded shit you did as a teenager thread (in your country)From like 14-18 years old I coomed in the same towel i kept by my bedside every night. Shit must have smelt rancid to anyone else who entered my room lol
>>219004565In this age I would lick my cum from my hand until I found out straight men aren't supposed to do that
>>219004599i'm 28 and i still do that (sometimes)
I would wear a blue bandana like my hero solid snake to kept the sweat off my eyes while exercising
>>219004565I spent most of my time posting on 4chan
During COVID we had a homework assignment, and were given a shared Google doc to share notes in. Past the hand-in date I see that it's still empty and paste the thanos cock image in for shits and giggles. Next day in class she opens the doc on the projector and shows it to the whole class and asks who did it. Some retard wrote a rape/death thread and her home address next to it, so I say that I put in the image but not the threat to deescalate it a little. No one admits to the threat, and teacher is still mad, so makes me write a formal apology. I do that, but also mention that it's just a stupid joke, she's overreacting, and that she's retarded for showing it to the whole class on a projector.Next day I get pulled aside by the dean and told that in 2 weeks all my teachers are gonna have some grand council and maybe permanently expell me for sexual harassment.The day comes and it's basically a trial after school, all my teachers, the dean, vice dean, my parents, and me are there. They brought printouts of the image for every teacher, with the cock covered with a sticky note. Most of the teachers think I'm literally Satan and should be imprisoned, but my math and comp-sci teachers stand up for me and talk them down that it's just a retarded joke, and that it's silly to expel me 3 months before I graduate anyway. Original teacher still wants to blame the rape threat on me, but mum tells her to shut up or a lawyer will get involved. Ultimately I just got a written write up and nothing more came off it. Still it's retarded to waste everyone's time and nerves like that.
>>219004565I accidentally calibrated the bvlls BBC wrong so it caused much pain for my mother and sisters
>>219004565I stole my sister's underwares and sold them to my friends
>>219004565Me and my friends shot out the lights of a pavilion with a daisy BB gun. We would go down by the train tracks and blow up Co2 cartridges and aerosol cans. Me and my brother got caught burning stuff inside the house and when we set off the smoke alarms we immediately booked it out of the house.
I used to pickpocket strangers in a crowd for money. I used to cum on the toilet seat at school and leave it there
>>219004565I trolled Paheal when I was 13 by impersonating an Olympic athlete (picrel). It was my finest hour of trolling.
>>219004565I showed a cucumber up my ass when I was 14 and it broke in half. Spent like two hours trying to shit it out but it wasn't happening. Didn't wanna tell mom so I just went to bed. I guess my ass absorbed a bunch of the water from it because I shat out like the structural parts of it the next morning but non of the "meat" so to speak. Also I jerked off on the bus one because my crush was sitting a few seats away and nutted all over the seat in front of me. Realized when I got up that two random people were sitting right behind me.
>>219005566based
>>219005566>tf>tp
>>219004565Posted and tits and ass on this site numerous times
>>219004565i wont even speak of it
>>219004565i transitionedstill going 10 yrs later im afraid
when i was like 12 i would scavenge a bunch of random wine/beer/spirits from the pantry and then take just a little bit of each (so as to not make it obvious to my parents from one being much emptier then before) then mixing the 6-7 drinks together and drinking that till id pass out and throw up i was so young i could pass out next to the toilet from drinking and then wake up and feel fine, like i just took a nap lol
>>219006703what did your "cocktail" taste like? how did you explain that to your parents?
>>219006830it tasted awful, mostly just like the spirits, i think it might have been whiskey iirc. my parents never found out because i only did it a few times.
>>219004565Came in my sister's uggs for 2 years, no idea how she never noticed.
>>219006562>i transitioned >2016grim, they almost got me back then too>>219006703>i would scavenge a bunch of random wine/beer/spirits from the pantry and then take just a little bit of eachI was more smart and I'd only drink at my Grandpa's cabin. He never noticed how much alcohol he had given to this day he has a ton of high quality stuff just lying around on an open shelf.I'd get drunk and watch movies at night up at his place.
I would jack off in my underwear and coom in my underwear and just throw the underwear in the dirty clothes basket when I was done.I did this to the point that a permanent red-yellow coom stain that wouldn't come off in the wash formed to the right of my crotch of some of my briefs from hundreds of nutsOne time they were out on the clothes line and my mom pointed to the stain and asked"Is this what I think it is"and I said "yes"and my mom made the Jim Halpert face, and the next day she gave me a box of tissues without saying anything
>>219004565This took place probably my second year of Highschool. I blew up a kids backpack during the morning hours of school. This took place towards the center of the school courtyard. Large groups of kids would hangout before school started in the courtyard.I just used some random backpack I found on a bench that I could use to hide a lit firework. I placed a large firework under it and lit it up. Nobody got hurt just blew up a kids backpack and startled a lot of people with a large explosion. My group friends thought it was cool since we didn't get a long with the group of people I targeted. I also didn't get in trouble since I doubt the school had a good recording of who placed the firework.
>>219004565I did this too in my country, but I didn't stop until I was like 26. I replaced or washed the towel a few times over the years, but only just a few.
>>219007043Your mom sounds like a good egg.
>>219007043can't even lie your way out of that one
>>219008206It was a mutual feeling frankly
I'd go every day to the same park get wasted on wine with my friends
>>219004565Gross
>>219007043
I don't think I did anything that bad. I don't know if anyone knows anything about the MBTI, but basically I am an intuitive but everyone on my mom's side of the family is a stupid fucking sensor, and many are like SJs, so I don't get along with them at all. I don't really know my other side of the family very well.But it basically fucked me up somehow. My sensor family never talked about anything intellectual really and didn't understand me at all if they even had the capacity to. But I mostly just remember everyone around me mostly talking about their "stories" like they had all these stories about their god damn lives, in retrospect I don't think it's a good thing to have many interesting stories from your life. But the town I grew up in was the same, I would go to parties and people just talked about getting wasted and doing stupid things, I remember there was a time where pretty often these guys would go "yeah, did another B&B, and half the kids I was around were like juvenile delinquents, but it all just made me feel like an alien. Also it was very homophobic where I lived and people were always accusing me of being gay for the most retarded shit, and then I had people questioning me about my ancestry if I was "italian" or some shit. I didn't know how to talk to people at all, it was a serious case of contention, I didn't know what to do it caused me serious stress, I wanted to mostly just get laid really badly, I had a really high sex drive, but I guess it was just horrible not being able to talk to people. I never learned social skills growing up, and it just seemed like EVERYBODY just talked about dumb stupid shit they did. It was actually something I struggled with a lot, when I started to realize I was actually fairly intelligent and that's why I couldn't find anyone to talk to. But anyway, eventually I got so frustrated, I started thinking weird shit like "oh my god I'm behind (I was still just a teenager) I have no "stories" of my own
>>219004565it was my Arsenal away jersey, my cum rack>Retarded shit you did as a teenagergirls and gays wanted to fuck me but I was too shy until 16 when I fucked my first gfshould've got my dick sucked by those girls and ga guys
>>219011684I have no stories of my own, so I just decided out of pure frustration and just not knowing what else to do, I was at my wits end and I felt like I was driven to insanity by this not being able to talk to people, which is also why I couldn't really get a GF very easily that I just started doing stupid shit. Like I hitchhiked, and I started smoking pot just for the experience. I really worried a lot about time, and I tried to fit into my life as many experiences as possible. But I also started reading books and reading a lot in general. I think hitchhiking was the stupidest thing I did, I also decided to go and live with my aunt and uncle for a while and I worked some stupid construction job. But it was all abysmal and mostly shitty experiences. And I remember I stopped learning anything, so I moved from my aunt and uncles after like a year to the city, and I lived in a youth shelter for a while, and it was also this youth club in general, and I hung out with a lot of juvenile delinquents. That's the weird thing, that city I moved to, it had some of the nicest weather in Canada. it was like a desert and resort town even a bit (Canada has like resort towns almost lawl) there was a huge class divide in that town, and for some reason, there was a shit ton of juvenile delinquents , there was something really endearing about a of them. They were all sort of different, weird, freaks what have you, but it was like, in retrospect, if you look at bikers, its like the Outalws and Hells Angels, that sort of ruined biker culture, because it wasn't so extreme, but also Outlaws and Hells Angels are kind of harsh and white supremacist/racist, that's another thing, the Hells Angels of all things, moved to that city too and I ran into some of them sometimes. They had issues with me sort of, they don't like me very much, which is very typical.But I never did any serious criminal activities, because the criminal underworld is kind of against me a little bit
>>219004565Me and my friends used to lock people up in the school bathroom using the broomstick, but it once punched a hole in the door so we used the hole to stab whoever dared to use the bathroom using the same stick. I used to snort coke and smoke joints, get drunk during classes and brawl during lessons. Our Greek teacher was almost blind and had some mental issues so we once had a BBQ party during the lesson in the back of the classroom. We forgot a bunch of stuff like wine bottles and one of the girls told her mom about what happened and we got suspended. I used to have sex with a younger girl (I was 16, she was 14), but my friends made fun of me saying she was fat so I stopped lolI once tried fapping and cooming in the same tissue and then dry it for weeks until it almost became a brick. I filmed 2 of my friends having sex with a girl in the bathroom and the video became famous but it never made it into the news.I threw an artichoke at the wall of a friend's house when his parents were out causing a huge lack stain and another friend took a dump on the bed while drunk.
>>219011853I also hitchhiked partially because I read Jack Kerouac, but hardly anyone understood. I grew up in rural places and they were really xenophobic, and they basically thought I was insane (and gay) among other things, and people questioning me about my race if I was italian or whatever just added to it, so basically the only option I had was to leave.But I was a lot like an italian I guess, because I think I faced a lot of discrimination, like the italians are known to have experienced. I didn't understand stuff like that growing up at all really. But anyway, liek I said I think a lot of the criminal underworld is to me but it's like the Outlaws and Hells Angels, that's the best I really understand. They made everything a lot more extreme, and ruined biking to an extent. That's always what I experienced with my brief flings with the criminal underworld, just by like being in seedy parts of town or whatever. That's why I never really did a lot of drugs either because I could never really find a good dealer. But I don't know, I just find in groups of people, I am outsted a lot and singled out, I think a lot of it has something to do with race to an extent and things like that among other factors. It's kind of complicated. But otherwise I never did anything that stupid.I was also really suicidal for a while, it seemed like there was no hope for me, my life just seemed really grim, growing up in a small rural town was just really hopeless feeling for me. Sure I enjoyed the nature a lot but it just wasn't enough, I needed more. I really suffered a lot having like no parental involvement. And just being around stupid sensors, and unsophisticated people. I accidentally overdosed as a teenager too. And then afterwards they asked me if I wanted to go to a psyche ward, that was actually a terrible decision, the only help or just about anything it didn't even need to be "help" I didn't necessarily need help I just needed guidance or some shit
I coomed 15 times a day
>>219011991but all I was ever offered was psychiatry pretty much. And my retarded mother pretty much just offered me to the state, or government and institutions, pretty much the most dead beat shitty mother but I guess she's just a dumb sensor can't blame her that much because she's incredibly simple. Another stupid thing I kind of did, I actually dropped out of school during grade 6. Then I went back to school during like grade 9 so of course too far behind but it was just another example of having no opportunities because someone should have offered me an alternative school or like told me to get my GED. There was no point in going back to a regular school at that point it was fucking pointless and horrible. They stuck me in special Ed they said it was because I was so behind supposedly, but I don't know it was just weird because of my bad parents and because I dropped out of school in grade 6 they had to be coercive to me.But when I did move to the city when I was still a teenager I did find this cool alternative school where ALL the juvenile delinquents and stuff went to. So I did go to that place. But I was like targeted and singled out again, that's one weird thing all the juvenile delinquents a lot of what they did to me was like act like I was some type of "imposter" I don't understand why they did that, I didn't understand how you be an authentic juvenile delinquent or misfit or whatever the fuck they were.
>>219011949I was 19 and this 14 girl really liked me and wanted to have sex with me and go out with me but I declined it just scared me
>>219005566Thanks for the kek anon
>>219011949must have been a wild week
>>219004565Kek I did the same but in a shirt. Then one day a relative found my coom shirt and told the whole family. After that I coomed on the floor and let it dry over night. It turns in to a crusty thin piece of coom. Almost like pain peeling from a fence.
>>219004565In highschool I used to draw futa anime porn in class, on the desk, notebooks, text books, literally any surface I could draw on was absolutely covered in jap gooner drawings and I made absolutely no effort in hiding it. Female classmates avoided me like the plague and male peers started calling me Hentai. Mind you this was all in the mid 2010s, when being into that stuff was not as tolerated as it is today so it pretty much destroyed my social life
