edition
sir boy shagger
Bonnie is way better looking
bloody hate rabbits don't you heatherpaedo
I told you all we live in a Tatchellite Paedocracy but you laughed, well you're not laughing now.
weird crop of yanks tonight
*enters /brit/*
real yank hours
>>219006272a whole gallon, huh?
>>219006272:(
>>219006272ive been there
so you're getting rid of starmer? who's the next pm
I wonder what her poop tastes like.
starmer is out because he recognized palestine btw
>>219006313David Lammy would be interim PM until the Party chooses a new leader.
my opioid addiction is surprisingly cheaper and i daresay less harmful than my alcoholism was
intermediate phalangespop smoove off
they're straight up putting AI-generated porn onto the front page of porn sites now. what's even the appeal of watching porn if no one's being exploited?
dem mini eggs gettin expensive doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYIlrHJiEtg
>>219006377
>>219006366Saw a post on reddit £5 a pack. Madness
smoking a creme egg
>>2190063931kg is £16 nowadays
Off to beddingtons me x
>David Lammy would be interim PM until the Party chooses a new leader.omdz
my mind simply cannot comprehend how large australia is
>>219006409fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219006329kek that's one dark n egro
>>219006413It's a whole new dimension
>>219006408Feels like were entering Weimar Germany levels of hyper inflation
snogging a twix
need to start gaslighting people about pointless things more often. just for the thrill of it
>>219006431do you hear voices? do they tell you to do this?
Can you help us find Victoria? Victoria, aged 16, was last seen in Concord on Wednesday, 4 February 2026.
>>219006221Mad how evil he is
picked up my drink and the coaster stuck to the bottom of it and then it fell off onto my naked willy and it was wet and cold and i went "OUH" and my flatmate banged on the wall
>>219006446
>>219006471shared in gateshead x
at school they taught us about the woes of the victorian period, ww1, weimar, ww2nigga we need to learn about the woes of this current periodback then they had it easy
were a month into 2026how are those new years resolutions coming along?
don't understand why some people stick their fingers up their own arses or their partner's arse during sex, in any other context that would be considered completely deranged behaviour
>>219006221Remember when Farage was actually based (lol) and straight up accused Mandelson of "rubbing our noses in diversity".https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2016/may/17/nigel-farage-peter-mandelson-you-wanted-to-rub-our-noses-in-diversity-eu-referendum-video
>>219006550
Do not let the parasite winReport him or face the consequences
>>219006550man what happened to this Nigelhow did he become so utterly buck broken by Hope not Hate and Zia Yusuf
i'm being eaten by a boa constrictor and i don't like it very much
>>219006510anything you do during sex is deranged in any other context, it's kind of the whole point of what makes sex sex and what makes it fun
>>219006602go on now, you love it
mumberg has one of those golliwog dolls her parents gave her when she was a child in the 60sdon't really understand why people back in the day thought blackface was the funniest thing ever, the only reason it's funny now is because of how pissed off it makes people, but back then no one cared so where's the humour?
Watching that 10 Cloverfield Lane in bed x
>>219006624i think people thought they were cute. i remember my granddad reading old noddy books to me when i was little
>>219006624kind of simple. they were seen as subhuman brain dead freaks. paint up and make fun of them in front of other white people = laughable entertainment
i think women are at their fittest in their late teens and then gradually become grimmer throughout their 20s and then experience a brief second wind in their early-mid 30s
>>219006659I remember going to see a noddy panto when I was a kid in the nineties and there was a golliwog and no one cared or made a fuss. Really is crazy how mental people went after tumblr became a thing, teenage girls really do control the culture through men trying to fuck them and old women copying them
want to found a company that will one day grow into an evil megacorporation like in cyberpunk
>>219006676here's one for you then
BANGGGGG
>>219006601>>219006651>>219006676>all deleted at the same time as the cuckpostsCURIOUSQUITECURIOUS
>>219006694what. you lost me halfway through
>>219006727do the right thing
>thread dies when those two get nukedhmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>219006744what are simps and how are they easily manipulated by ethots for 500 alex?
watching the porn again, that seth gamble fella really does have quite a small willy for a pornstar
Pooing after midnight Wanking till the dawnShitting till the morning Then I cum, I cum
>>219006763maybe you feel controlled by teenage girls but that's an issue on your part. doesn't mean they control the culture
matched with a 19 year old goth girl on bumble, get in
>>219006800awr nawr strewth cunt
>>219006817dude quit joshing bro
>>219006689I think plump 40 year old women are hot as fuck
>>219006832be honest, how much do you weigh?
is tightness the be all and end all of how good a fanny feels on the ol knobule, or is there more to it than that?
>>219006871why don't you try shagging one and find out
>>219006880out of the question i'm afraid
>>219006221Welcome to the united States of Israel and remember to vote for make Israel great again
Starmer needs to give up the act and just call for the special election
Don’t the do not the do!
I dont like dramatized cult documentaries about death cults like Heaven's Gate or Jonestown, because very real larger non death cults hurt people every day.Scientology, mormons, JWs all have millions of members, if you need a blood transfusion as a JW you pretty much have to choose between death or being shunned by everyone you know
Y’all ever try a sprite cranberry?
>>219006902Alri lebron
>>219006908thats him done
>>219006884well tightness alone isn't important in a vaccum, no. the PUSSY'S moistness and depth are important, otherwise it can be outright painful on the penor to shag one, and the shape and thickness of the labia mound and lips can create differing sensations upon the penile shaft as it performs. in my experience the pussies proclivity for becoming and remaining wet is the most important bit.
um I'm not keeping up with the news! why is starmer apparently being 'fired' so to speak?
I smoke because it gives me knowledge
>>219006935>presses left on the d-pad to respond negatively to this statement
>>219006931Don’t worry about it kitten
>>219006931don't worry kitten
>>219006221>All involved with the island man have faced justice or is being investigated Britian w?
>>219006923interesting, i've seen a lot of porn in my day and the male pornstars have remarked that elsa jean and cassidy klein have the best feeling fannies ever but didn't describe them as tight per se, so i wondered what the other variables were. as for moisture, i'm sure that varies from day to day
bonsoir
>>219006976you don't need to worry about this nonsense, you don't need to save it and share it and think about it, you can let it go and not let it burn away in your soul. none of it is as terrible as social media makes you think. it's time to relax my friend.
>you don't need to worry about this nonsense, you don't need to save it and share it and think about it, you can let it go and not let it burn away in your soul. none of it is as terrible as social media makes you think. it's time to relax my friend.
just witnessed one of the most faggy posts ever made to /brit/ my word
>>219006976LULZ
>>219007007I fucking hate America and I hate the modern world
Can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than hating on transgirlsI love women of all kinds. Transgirls just means there’s more of em
Y’all ever try that spicy gumbo?
obsessed with trannies award
>>219006923just curious what you mean by "labia mound"
>>219007032Considering the type of people that transition it's no small wonder why they're hated.
project black gf 2026
>>219007114>posts the whitest black girl in existenceevery time
>>219007091some pussies have nothing at all to them and are just an opening that feels almost like skin wrapped tightly around the pelvis bone, some pussies huge soft and fleshy mounds outside of them, and there's all kinds of variance between, and these mounds can come in all different shapes. I said the labia mound but I don't care what they're called. the actual pussy lips are distinctly different from the surrounding 'mound' so I don't mean the lips.
Business idea: a superhero named Groin-Man
>>219007071You forgot to say "New trainers lads, thoughts?"Important part of the gimmick
>>219007128i don't care what shade of black she is desu
>>219007109it's amazing to me how you can just walk in and look at this for free, one of many things to love about london
>>219007109why he green
>one of many things to love about london
>>219007171You visited the national gallery before?
>>219007135maybe you mean the outer labia? sorry don't mean to be a nuisance, i was just wondering at first if you were talking about the mons pubis or something else
what if I just sleep almost sitting up?
>>219007195really don't know the biological jargon lad I just shag them
>>219007186no u>>219007194yes, many times
just rode in a zooxnot impressed
>>219007205>I just shag themmaybe one day, pal
Forgot how decent 10 Cloverfield Lane is. Even without the alien reveal at the end it's a solid film.
>>219007205fair enough, didn't mean to be pesky
Duh what do fannies feel like el oh el
I have watched 2 people die in my life and honestly both times I was in shock for multiple days
>>219007228it's a good movie
Wouldn't know what makes a good fanny not a shagger kekeroo fellow laddies
>>219007241scream
>>219007196i do this
screaming haha what a jape that made me laugh gotta scream about things mate that's me all over
haha based jezhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770261393186421.mp4new labourites fully on the ropes
melty
I love vaginas
It is clear most of the good posters left a while back, leaving you retards to stew in your own filth Fannies el oh el time for beddingtons!!!
>>219007309dunno what that means
Björking my cock
oh you're all asleep are you?having a nice snooze are you?pathetic
>>219007349no i just woke up
>>219007312The reason this general now reads like the Instagram feed of the lowest IQ bracket of 4chan is because that is effectively what it has become. A few weeks ago most of the quality posters left, with most of you too stupid to realise aside from the five to ten minutes lapses in posting and generally slower threads.
>>219007351i'm sorry...
>>219007349*is actually dead*
Need to scran Emma Watson’s poo.
>>219007353what were the quality posters posting
>>219007370Actual discussion you fucking moron
>>219007353what happened a few weeks ago?
>>219007374about what nigger
Good morning, Lads. Time for a cuppa'f coffee, innit.
>>219007283ktinm
in the past 10 years of /brit/ never has there been a moment where the consensus was "this current era of /brit/ is great with many good posters". it will always be longing for the past. if it is still around in 5 years there will be posters reminiscing about 2026enjoy while it lasts
>>219007404indeed I suppose it is
*sleeps*
>>219007404you're up early
>>219007376Discussion and posting speed slowed, and it became blindingly apparent to anyone with half a brain that thread quality was dependent upon a certain selection of posters who would do more than simply rehash their favourite gimmicks.This is now clearly visible during the day as posting quality has been reduced to the most meaningless semi-literate and completely detached stream of consciousness garbage, in which literal fucking imbeciles struggle to reconcile their general boredom with their incapacity to actually think about what it is they are writing. This general is completely done and will just become another blogging outlet for the resident personalities that think typing "umbunny" into 4chan ten thousand times is anything other than a reflection of their own sad emotionally stunted character
>>219007477That’s what /brit/ has always been like tourist
>>219007473Drank too many beers yesterday and had terrible sleep.
>>219007453Take for example this unimaginative cunt who has so going on in their head they think action posting in and of itself is humorous. Umbunny melty!
finished taboo hope we get that second season
>>219007477Yeah nah what kind of exceptional post quality did /brit/ ever have in the first place
>>219007492It clearly hasn't you fucking moron, piss off back to that shit heap you call your general
>>219007495hey!
>>219007512It was actual fucking banter
>>219007513Clearly? No, not clearly. You’ve posted here for a short while, it’s time you go back to where you came from
LOL that's me!*walks off for a wuppa**sticks on a wustlers*
>>219007540Piss of you miserable little cunt, your general has forever been a shit heap which is why you're here sucking what little life out of these threads is left
>>219007521omFUCKINGds blud
looking back at some of the incredible banter from /brit/'s glorious past
bellend stinks of quavers
>>219007550Stop pretending you’ve been posting here since before November at best and leave before you become a permanent lolcow for us
>>219006980Civil servants actually seem to face at least a baseline of consequences in a parliamentary system. In a two party federal republic you just dig in your heels until the next election and hope for the best.
>>219007563Now look at the thread you odious little shitstain and realise how seven years ago posters were capable of stringing together a basic level of interaction with one another
diddyblud 67 raped
>>219007570LOL epic troll good sir!*doffs cap*
>>219007573I mean everyone on the list has in the UK is being investigated and is having some consequences
right it's 03:48 then (as I begin typing this post up), and we my lads are reaching that point where we must make a decision: -sleep about now and continue our dismal spiral of waking up between 12 and 14 and then sleeping about now again -not sleep at all in the deluded hope of this 'fixing our sleeping pattern'-take the bold move of actually setting an alarm for 8 and getting just a little sleep now and being disciplined enough to then actually get up at 8 (this actually WILL fix your sleeping pattern)I know which decision I'm making!
*twerks*
>>219007563mental that this post could have been me
>>219007575literally no different to the /brit/ of today
>>219007597first one sounds good to me shall we do it again?
>>219007597the neetmong dilemma
>>219007609You are literally too stupid to notice it and are the reason for the general both being what it is today and those posters who provided you with some level of parasocial interaction leaving altogetherGo through the archives for the thread for today, and then look at it from say 2024. Umbunny 67!
been reading crime and punishment......... raski the rascal is a bit of an arrogant prick
six seven six seven
>>219007640Umbunny!
67 the raped umbunny zesty foden small file size small text umkitten ariposter carlybender bradley edits
>>219007651
um
never had context for this blasted 67 thing because I refuse to look into it. all I know that is actually interesting is that before some zoomer will start going SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN! if you say it, it made me realize how often we actually say 'uh about six or seven...' as a rough measurement or guess, a bit interesting
67
the halcyon days of /brit/...if only we could retvrn...
did a poo and had a wank some dive years and two months ago to this day
>>219007677you see this post once a day at least
>>219007677The reason this general has slowed and posting has dipped is because of retards like you
>>219007677VGHHHHHH.... WE MVST RETVRN....
>>219007696go back and check the archives and find some of the thrilling discussions you miss so much
might make a coffee
willy will bum bum bum willy bum bum bum mister poo
just found out i have a fetish for women who are on their periods
bisexual rorke
>Now look at the thread you odious little shitstain and realise how seven years ago posters were capable of stringing together a basic level of interaction with one another
>>219007651It appears you just leaked your crypto wallet seed phrase.
>>219007707Can easily think of a week during June of 2024 when it was simply non sequitur responses being shuffled around with a low level of irony. Even the first week of Sacked Tranny being here was fucking comical.Ultimately I do not care if you agree with this, if you have not noticed why this general has minute long lapses between random disconnected posts that read more like inane thoughtless half sentence blog entries then you are literally too fucking thick to realise why this has occured. This general used to steam roll through threads daily and did so for years. Eat shit you literal morons
scrolling archive makes me sad we were so carefree and didnt know how bad it would getseeing emmayank 10+ years ago doing the same thing comforts me somehow though like i have a brother in poo barms
>Can easily think of a week during June of 2024 when it was simply non sequitur responses being shuffled around with a low level of irony.
made a coffee
>>219007731The reason that's funny mate is because it's essentially satire of what this place has eventually become, you are literally too thick to realise this and cannot have it explained to you even on your level
nigga cares about the quality of /brit/
*yawns*
>>219007748Isn't quite 67 and umbunny is it
end of the day, the real reason why people don't respond to each other anymore is because of the various schizos staging several different utterly dogshit gimmicks at onceno discussion has merit anymore and realistically that's your fault (because you don't report their posts)
>>219007748looking at this i feel like an anglo saxon standing in a roman ruinwe simply don't have the knowledge to reach these heights again
Every single restaurant in walking distance had a name like "Shízång Döng Banh MI and Cattery", the only one out of like 15 that sounded like a normal fish and chips shop turned out to be owned by Asians, the one at the counter didn't understand what I was saying when I ordered a chicken sandwich, and had to get someone with better english from the back. They also still had Banh Mi on the menu
>>219007787You literally can't even parody correctly67!
bradders has to be one of the longest standing gimmicks on 4chan surely
Rorke doing a 67Leftypol doing an umbunny
>>219007805I bet you thought this was funnyGod, you're all such fucking morons
>>219007813Umbunny!
>>219007813just ranting and raving up and down the thread
UM
>>219007832Guarantee that was carlybenderHe's literally the one who started the fucking um gimmick
>>219007828>>219007832Um
Hey /brit/ just checking in to let you all know that I've completed my wank session for the night.
NO WAY
>>219007852Are you an unfunny twat who needs to fuck off to /cum/?Should you fuck off then?
>>219007832You are literally incapable of understanding why you're so stupid6 7 Umbunny!
>>219007857>>219007858umi'm seeing double over here
Umbunny! It gets funnier the more I post it doesn't it
>23:16:50>23:16:50ummmm
Every post is funny to me.
>>219007884not allowed
>.>
>>219007884um um um not allowed
>>219007886parasite meltdown>>219007889i should be free to post them
>>219007892no ponies no chemistry no peters no mice
The Chinese are a very wise race
>>219007897they're allowed
when notch made endermen do you think he made them like black people on purpose
Fucking yearn for the days mate when ratpaedo could throw a full on wobbler for 20 hours and the thread could still take itThis place is a fucking corpse, the sooner the posting speed dips to that of /csg/ and just outright dies the better. Enjoy the absolute dog shit spectacle of it until then
Tori and post dey slow down, e come clear like day wey dem dey see road say na some kain people wey sabi yarn dey make thread sweet, no be those wey just dey repeat their old jokes. Now for day time, you go see am well well say the yarn don scatter finish, e don turn to anyhow tori wey no make sense, wey mumu people dey struggle to make sense for their boredom plus their own blockhead wey no wan think before dem write. Oga, this general don kpai finish. E go just turn another blog for those people wey think say to type "umbunny" for 4chan ten thousand times na something, instead of showing their own sad, small mind.
what should i ask my dad and my sister to get me for my birthday?
I should be allowed to post the mice
>>219007923um
don't know how anyone can say this place has fallen when we still get belters like this
>>219007933sc
>>219007920his meltdowns were literally legendaryjust 12 hours straight of him spamming the thread and ban evading openly yet somehow being completely baffled that he would be banned on sight
I want a girlfriendI want to have sex with a womanI want to not be an incel freakazoid
scranning literal shite
>>219007978would absolutely scran that without a second thought
i think i'll ask my sister to get me a milk pitchernot sure about my dad
>>219007996what's a milk pitcher
>>219007978looks like chocolate
>>219007996What do you need a milk pitcher for that a milk carton can’t do
reckon danni rivers would be a god tier pornstar if she had more chebbage going on
>>219007996just ask to suck on her titties
smiling away to myself
the number one female eater in the worldreckon you could beat her?
>>219008040Right but in civilization we have rigid containers and don’t need bags for our milk
>>219008007like a little jug that you put milk in>>219008014can't steam milk in a carton
>>219008048So an electric one?
>>219008045Pork hotdogs are grim desuIf it was beef, probably. I'd just starve myself for 3 days and eat loads
wonder why italian lads are always kissing each other on the cheek, they all gay or summat?
>>219008063no not electricjust like a stainless steel jug that i can decant (oat) milk into before steaming it
>>219008074italian boys hair smells nice
>>219008074they are
>>219008047can't call yourself civilized if you don't have lait homo
ok you can all make your posts now
>>219008045would eat her twat so ferociously she wouldn't be female anymore
shrimp vs prawnwho have you got
>>219008141don't feel like it. sorry not sorry.
>>219008141i save all my best posts for when the australians are asleep
spungbob big guy pants ok
shrimpbob big guy prawns ok
>>219008218scre
