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I'm a Jew.
Black anons where we at
I had a dream where this girl I'm friends with irl showed me her pussy and said I'm cute so I said she's cute and she said I don't like that so I said I don't think we should hang out anymore.Not too different from our real life relationship, no idea why I hang out with her for hours every week when she has a boyfriend
>>219010904howdy
I was just listening to the KLF now I'm listening to Pink Floyd.
>>219010900go
Florida is so nice
I have a female friend who asked me if I think she's attractive and I honestly didn't really think shes particularly good looking but I said yes anyways and then I asked her about me and she said I am. The funny thing is I'm pretty sure both of us were lying
Agents of Epstein sounds like an ensemble of villains the hero has to fight one by one before the showdown versus the big bad.
Playing minecraftHaven't even left the starting area, just been terraforming it for daysTried to play with my gf and she said it was too stressful and started crying because she could figure out how to craft stuffI just need an escape sometimes bros..
>>219010983Have you tried Terraria
>>219010998no but I own it and the 2d world doesnt really appeal to me in this sort of game
>>219011013I have thousands of hours in both games
>>219011025Thats nice
I just want everyone to know im a retarded piece of shit faggot with aids
>>219011049How'd you get aids?
>>219011060God decided I was a loser idiot so he just gave me aids one day like when he impregnated Mary.
Are you noided?
im awake
>>219011164Prove it give me a based take
>>219011164I suffer, awake
>>219010884>horrible nightmares waking up screaming + sleep paralysis againI really need to figure out how to make this stop happening. It's gotten to the point where it's like every 2 or 3 nights, sometimes it's just every single night without fail for days on end. It's the absolute worst. I end up waking up feeling immensely tired and even worse is the overwhelming "drained" feeling afterwards. Like 75% of my life energy got sucked out of me like a straw. It's an awful way to start the day.
>>219011241Is your bed comfortable and your room a good temperature? Quiet with no noise?
>>219011254Yes. Also it doesn't matter where I sleep anyways. I sleep on the couch sometimes, sometimes on my bed, and I've lived several different places and had several different beds and this still happens. It's happened when I slept in hotels. It's happened when I visit a friend. Etc. Doesn't seem to be dependant on where I'm sleeping or anything.
goodnight
I'm glad I bullied the Canadian off the forum
>>219011241>>219011286yall got a demon, seek Christ
My breath smells of catfood and piss
>>219011286Have you ever tried wearing one of these to bed?https://a.co/d/05QIBk1o
Just gushed a yuge fart.
Just farted bigly. Had to open my window it smelled so bad.
>>219011628I ain't clicking dat shit nigga
>>219011286If you take any stimulants, even coffee or tea, try not to do them right before bed. They're still in your system affecting your body, especially your brain and heart rate, even while you're sleeping.
Awake at ungodly hours
>>219012304Same sup
The tds libshits i know are staying to praise hunter biden as a moral paragon.
Just farted another bigly gush fart
>>219012436No they aren'tWe didn't even like Biden we only voted for him becaude the alternative was trump
>>219012476Libshits can tell the truth, they just don't do it because they're fundamentally bad people
>>219012422Not much hbu
>>219012539Listening to Pink Floyd, reading a book, vaping and farting.
Thinking of putting tater tots in ze oven. They take a long ass time to get really crispy, like an hour. Might be worth it doe.
>>219012524You have autism
I think I'm sexually frustrated for the first time in my life. I'm on the way out of a long-term relationship, twelve years. and good times and bad, she and I always sort of synched up in that way. even if we were fighting, we'd set it aside for an hour or so, so we could at least go to sleep content. but now, there's just too much of a gulf between us, and it feels weird to even hug. this fucking sucks, man. guess it at least explains why I'm up at this hour. I think I'll drink beer and listen to music. losing more reasons to wake at a reasonable hour every day.
>>219012621You don't know my friends better than me, spazWhat a pathetic copeWhat's your thirf losing strategy going to be?
I put the whole bag in ze oven. They'll take an hour at least.
>>219012652I can't even begin to understand or sympathize with your situation. Good luck, I guess.
>>219012652>I'm on the way out of a long-term relationship, twelve yearsIt may well be for the best but be aware that you are choosing to die alone.
>>219012755it's fine, I'm just bellyaching.>>219012757tell me about it. I've been thinking about that since last november. like most poignant thoughts, it occurred to me on the toilet. I was sat thinking, "you can't do this again. you can't learn another person and all their quirks and preferences and habits again. this is IT and it's over now." feels like I'm slowly digesting the reality of hermit-hood. lordy lordy...
>>219012730but you’re hungry now fart nigga
>>219012913Same, /cum/bum.Same
Idiot Central.
I wish I could have some soup. We live inside a dream. A dream about street racing on acid in a neon-soaked city night.
I am such a disgusting lookin nigga
>>219013168what kind of soup, what kind of car? in a stroganoff, '82 firebird mood myself. well, I guess stroganoff's not really a soup... gazpacho if we're being sticklers. otherwise my first choice.
>>219013242Winter Gazpacho?!
Lebanese women
>>219013317you know what? you're right. kapusta.
>>219013333
Tots are about halfway done I reckon. Farting up a storm here.
Watching Kitboga.
can you say a pie is homemade if the crust was storebought
>>219013333How do you know shes lesbian?
Fuck you bloody
>>219013417absolutely. you ever bought one of those pizza kits? same thing. you're just taking the freeway instead of the neighborhood.
Being racist in Roblox video chat
>>219013462thank you for your wisdom and honesty
>>219013520what'd you say haha
Do y'all niggas like lo-fi hip hop
>>219013661
JD Vance saved my lifeAnd if JD Vance saved your lifeOr got you back with your ex wifeSing JD VanceJD VanceIt's alright
It's almost been an hour so I had better check up on the 'tots.
>>219013775I hope they came out perfect. enjoy, brotherman
>>219013795They're not even near done yet. I'll check back up on em in half an hour. For now I've got crackers.
>>219013833>They're not even near done yetWhat are you cooking them at, 300F?
>>219013833If you got an air fryer or convection oven them lil nigs would be hot and crispy by now.
>>219013242Maybe cream of tomato. Maybe a Nissan Skyline.
Something fishy with this Savannah Guthrie story
>>219013911oh man, air fryers. my folks sent me one for Christmas a few years ago. those things are little miracles. and it's not a fancy one! it's a very small, low watt sucker. about the size of an average pale. but every single thing I cook in it comes out better than the microwave and faster than the oven. I know I sound like a salesman, but I can't recommend them enough. even a little cheap one if better than microwaving... anything, in my experience. get you a little burner for soup and gravy and you're set for life! ha
What if we were brass?
>>219014050like the orchestral section or the metal? feel like more of a nickel guy tonight.
>>219013857450F in an old convection oven. >>219013911My mom won't get one of those. Something about being lined with aluminum and plastic.
Walking through the park I found human remains.
Wanna go live in the Thar desert.
Happy 4:20 AM!
The first one not to say “bobo-bop” loses
>>219014210I was about to say it sucks, but I don't know how I feel about it these days. the air is dry, so no waterbugs, but we're already back in t-shirts and shorts in fucking february. I've lived here over a decade and I've seen snow *once*.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AREEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK
>>219014130Have you tried getting a job?
>>219014290I'm on sabbatical.
I think I might be trapped inside a Nintendo GameCube
Wagies have to go to work
>>219014427and a swell of pity should go with them. if I've learned anything, work comes and goes. anyone who's on the going side should say a little grace, and pray the unfortunate many don't have to clean up vomit or shit today.
My stomach is growling
What am I? The Barack Obama president?
>>219014631no, just the regular president.
Eating tater tots.
Running late to a doctor's appointment
>>219014794hope they were worth the wait
How does he look so young?
>>219014955*twist-jumps off a curb to the road three inches lower*
What if you woke up and you were white
>>219014955bro wtf dont post kids here what is wrong with you
I feel sick bros. Gonna take it easy today
>>219015167cold? food-poisoning? bottle-ache?
Got a good hour of sleep last night and the night before that
This manga got real fucked up all the sudden
>>219015385why, what happened?
>>219015424Pregnancy complications
>>219015472yeesh. pretty heavy for a comic. insert "loss" joke. unless it's more an alien situation, in which case, get the flamethrowers!
Made it to the doctor alright. Got my blood drawn
>>219015509It's called The Bugle Call: Song of War/Sensō Kyōshitsu
>>219015556the last time I got mine taken the nurse kept saying relax, it'll be easy. I kept telling her, I'm not squeamish about blood or needles. felt more like I was having to calm her down. maybe it was her first week.>>219015645you ever watch david letterman? "well, there's no chance in hell I'll be there."
It's really the millions of little things that niggers do that piss me off. Their laziness, self centeredness and incompetence shows up in every aspect of culture and society around them. Take this conference room I'm in right now. There is a sign on the door that says "keep open"But nigger kids often come in here to watch netflix or take a nap, and they always leave the chairs pushed out all the way to the walls.
>>219010933You should listen to The Orbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ng9Pf_p7Fw
I stopped posting on /tv/ because i couldnt even pretend to watch any of the jewslop niggerworship made in the past 4 years.
>>219016161I stopped watching television and movies a long time ago, so I could never get into /tv/ in the first place
>>219010900Me too
>>219016217*calls the Inquisition tip line*
fucking hell, this is the most obvious glowie operation I've seen so farbtw I clicked "not interested" to all of them so they don't put me on the list of commies that they'll be culling laterthough i will probably still get culled for posting on 4chan and moot giving my IP to the glowies
I want to live on an oil rig, but without the work, or at least if the work was reasonably short. Like, maybe if it was an 8-8-8 shift I'd do it, but working 17 hour days is for the birds.
Don't wanna live anymore but dying is scaryCan't we invent some way to instantly vaporize people
>>219016546If you blow out your brainstem with a shotgun, you will die and lose consciousness instantly, but spend an eternity in hell with jews
>>219016432>latuff
>>219014955It's really a mystery
>>219016587But it already is an eternity in hell with jews
