Diego Day tomorrow!!!

6 naysh

>>219024429
kill yourself

If Deegs was here he'd tell you to stop replying to your own posts to create a false sense of popularity in them and just accept your post was not good!

>>219024429
what are you actually talking about

wallacing a gromit

i need stronger metals

This Diego fella sounds amazing.

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>>219024479

>>219024432
CORRIGAN!!
Haha love that guy. Why can't sales and marketing combine?

you shall NOT post the aris

>>219024440
rorke wanking to jav
leftypol sticking a plastic cock up his arse

>>219021941

>>219024470
Lurkmoar

How did protestents go from Martin Luther 'the Jews and their lies' to the biggest kike lovers around

>>219024490
You ok Hun

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I SWEAR ON MY LIFE CUZ HE LIED TO ME

>>219024520
Fuck off back to Ireland

rorke doing the thing i like and leftypol doing the thing i think is bad or the other way around

>>219024520
I have a dream!!!!

>>219024519
sorry i don't keep up with /brit/ enough to know what diego day is

those are some amazing tits

>>219024557
newfag leave

rorke throwing away the spice packet that came with his instant noodles

>>219024540
alternatively; rorke and leftypol doing the same thing in a humorous yet sincere manner that showcases the flaws inherent to both of them and the viewer

>>219024557
go away and stop talking to us like we're your friend

Awful thread so far. Truly awful.

>>219024557
Leave

>>219024497
people who claim to have synesthesia should be disrespected at every possible opportunity

>>219024598
Most mentally ill kind of post

>>219024574
>>219024586
>>219024601
You sad little turds

Diego is dead. Sad.

rorke = tsundere
leftypol = yandere

please shag my arse

Been on here 7 years and don't know who Diego is

ffx-2
underrated soundtrack

(8) can you stay up all night?
fuck me 'til the daylight (8)

>>219024574
>>219024586
>>219024601
is he your boyfriend or summat

zeidy stimming in the shower by singing his cronem song to himself

looking forward to eating lunch at my desk tomorrow. friday is treat day

bro takes friday off :skull:

How did people ever get tricked into believing the British empire was a bad thing

rorke eating his microwave runt slop straight from the plastic tray
leftypol dishing it out and serving it with a side of garlic bread

Another Valentine's without a girl
Another year I'm alone
No reason to leave my house apart from work

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sucking a log of actual shite

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There's nothing.

>>219024520
because protestants have never been one thing
luther himself regretted the sectarian retardation he wrought

>>219024520
Because Protestantism is when Christians act like Jews as seen especially with Cromwell who defined all who opposed him as "amalek" just as the Jewish people do today

uh oh

>>219024671
Thank you son

>>219024661
BOO FUCKING HOO

>>219024598
>>219024598
>>219024598
>>219024598
>>219024598

no peters

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>>219024663
reminds me of Chinese congealed duck blood
actually pretty tasty
they also have pig blood which they fry to a crisp and then eat with garlic and vinegar

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>>219024071

Dunno yet de lid. I'll have to doomscroll them apps and see what catches my eye x

The peters are allowed

>>219024661
>No reason to leave my house apart from work
i wfh so i never leave my house apart from food shop

Pierluigi Collina

>>219024730
Blog on you boring samefagging cunt

>>219024661
ktim but i don't work

haha funny gimmick meme

>>219024736
the peters are allowed unless he posts it, in which case it is NOT allowed
the mice and the dragons are NEVER allowed

another 12 hour day today and didn't even get close to getting everything i needed to done
where will it end i ask myself

>>219024747
ktim

Tomorrow Mousey will be wearing his duster all day then sleep in it and if anyone has a problem with that - they can keep it to themselves!

>>219024739
I don't even leave for that I wfh and just get a waitrose delivery once a week. literally only time I step foot outside my house is to take the bins out. hate my job now too not sure why I carry on living

>>219024730
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>219024747
Get a job and then you can go out on 5 dates like me with a girl at work and them be ghosted

>>219024756
is this allowed?
>>219024757

70 posts in and not a single (you)
really need to be stepping my game up

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omds

purple sexy

>>219024782
yes

Pierluigi Collina
Now THAT was football

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sex

got a bit of oil between me toes

>>219024787
absolutely done me there

>>219024787
I saw the filesize so I was not tricked

>>219024800
reckon he was a nonce

>>219024822
not

explosion of mental illness

>>219024800
big dick energy

>>219024840
allowed.

Just set my arse on fire

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reggie kray in lidl

he has thousands of images of the same cartoon frog and he attaches one to every single post he makes
seems like an avatar to me

>>219024825
Haha x

>>219024828
Yeah wish I could make it alas I don't know how

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>>219024784

>she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat baby gurl

>>219024773
if you're smart, you'd realise you've got to get into the office
trying for once every other week this year
if not for social contact, but opens you up for more job offers, too many cunts asking for 1d/wk

just heard the fat cunt next door cumming

Hope we go home soon

>>219024862
He was also business secretary when Kraft took over Cadbury.

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Another glass of tizer down the hatch. Lush x

they have thousands of pictures of the same pop singer and they attach one to every single post they make
seems like an avatar to me

26k in equity
Scheming
Plotting
Formulating

>>219024903
sorry

>>219024920
She's so fucking hot

difference is I don't mind you using them because I'd bum you

Fwance

>>219024956
another israeli stooge

elle fanning's big bum

we here at /brit/ LOVE ai slop

>>219024903
only make small gasps me, don't understand cum roaring

reminder to report the parasites posts - he is not welcome here

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>>219024984

cum howling

>>219024996
imagine identifying with this cunt like all lowly frogposters do
couldn't be me!

>>219024996
That was an apu you dumb bint

back from the blood donation lads. Was fine. I ate 5 biscuits

need to get the images organised. clear out the temp folder.

>>219024497
:)

bum everybody... and if they dont like it...
bum them too !!

>>219024996
bet he was extra careful looking through hisfolders for the b roll

>>219024996
i want to marry her

>>219024497
Actually quite funny but I'm sure the /r9k/ lot will have a different view on it

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>>219025039
'

>>219024996
>average /pol/troon
not surprised

>>219024868
:)

>>219024497
>What colour is this? NIGGER!

do you have nothing better to do than spam 4chan with your cuck folder webms

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>>219024996

>>219024868
Was mental when how found another Tom Hardy to portray the Kray twins in the movie

showered :>>

>>219025120
apu will be baked amadulliah

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>>219024497

not feeling welcome

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>>219025123

>>219025090
I just realised hes standing on a platform and shes infact some kind of paid performer

>>219025148
ktim anywhere ever

>>219025079
nothing noncey in there

got arse raped in the church street car park toilets at fally sea shanties '25

>>219025148
Fuck off you spastic

>>219025169
you wish you little tart

Might have acquire a foot fetish or something since they've blocked all the porn

Report.
The.
Posts.
You know they don’t belong here and that he should be banned (he’s a parasite and this is his only social interaction so banning it psychologically harms it)

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>>219025207

looking at the ex gfs goodreads profile

>>219025171
no u

I miss commiemong
he was far better than zeidy and heathermong because he would actually argue with people
sadly he died in an electroplating factory accident

>>219025232
He'd autistically argue about the same fucking shite every single day, boring

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>>219024956

never been into feet but i like armpits

>>219025239
if she doesn't have a penis I'm not interested.

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>>219025209
Cute tummy.

>>219025232
No he wouldnt. He was a complete mong thus the name

>>219025239
disgusting

>>219025232
That was spaki

wonder what the based grangler is doing this evening

extreme psychological self harm OCD schizo melty

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.

i just know she is thinking about me right now

>>219025232
He became nazimong then dropped off the face of the earth, though there’s a good chance it was a 2016mong alter ego

don't know what to do with my toenails
used to bit them off but i simply have no desire to do that these days

>>219025299
>2016mong
yet another rarely seen persona

might break up with the gf because I keep getting sad about my ex and I don't think that's a good foundation for a relationship

>>219025232
he became NatSoc and joined Azov
last I heard he was fighting near Kharkiv

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>I knew he was gay but i didn't think he was a paedo

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Americans are unironically fucking stupid. It isn't just a meme
Even somewhat educated Americans literally know fuck all about the world beyond their own national borders, and many don't even leave their state
Because of this, they are especially liable to take at face value stupid or exaggerated country memes
Like
>le butter knives are illegal in Britain!!
>you can't walk down a street in London, Paris, or Berlin without being raped by Arabs!!
>Europe is majority Muslim!!
These would be funny exaggerations to a normal person, but an uneducated American has no reason to believe that these aren't 100% truthful observations
It's also compounded by the latent belief in every American that Europe is or should be a heavenly white ancestral motherland
Therefore they feel completely justified in repeating these memes and constantly and obsessively bashing them over the heads of Europeans
So when, instead of gratefully lapping up their 'advice', Europeans turn around and call them ugly fat goblin mutts and point out that their country is far more of a non-white shithole than Europe, they are genuinely shocked and outraged

40% are domestically abused by their wives

Actually mental (also why not me)

>>219025317
KTIMERS
been with new gf over a year now but still think aboot the ex every single day and have dreams about her and ruminate over how it was all my fault x

>>219025270
genuinely mental how fit r nozza is

you know when trannies say things like "you've met trans people before and not even realised it"
do they really believe that
are they not aware what they look like

feel like topping myself

i think the toilfu knows i do wanks in the morning before work
wammin have that sixth sense

>make a list of the top 10 tracks this decade in your music genre
>put one of yours in the top 10
heh nothing personal kid
>>219025377
tbf can't always spot them thought this was guy was just a weedy gay guy b ut turned out to be a trans man

any1 read history of the english people by Churchill ?

>>219025414
>No roast beef
Clearly underage

well that's a fat pussy isn't it

just found some oregano in my ear
undecided as to whether i should eat it or not

ah yes yes certainly going to read all these interesting posts

right well that's funny looking willy

>>219025418
They can smell it on you

>>219025414
her vaj longer than my balls
>>219025418
really not true mate
>>219025449
only if you're some disgusting freak who doesnt wash after

>>219025370
shouldn't've got a new gf in that case mate

mmm choglit covered sour cherries

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*does this to you*

>>219025427
prefer the venerable bede myself

>>219025483
horses for courses mate, horses for courses

Homer Simpson pussy

>>219025473
what was i supposed to do ?

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why is this allowed

>>219025555
should be killed before he can leave these isles

>>219025555
Because the Jews control the entire world outside of Iran

keep snotting everywhere

not true though is it

Mutlipack lager

yjk that first day of the year where it's somewhat warm and sunny in a couple of months is going to fucking SMACK
past month or so of dark clouds cold and rain has been absolute hell, absolute death sentence living on this dump of an island

not relevant is it

right is pure sex

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Daulby Street, early 1970s and 2026

Showing the Majestic Cinema in the older one, which opened in 1937 and closed in 1970 with its last films being 1963's The Birds and Day of the Triffids.

>>219025555
>Zionist entity does not follow international law?
since when does the law give a fuck about whether you follow it or not? get him locked up

>>219025580
this is why I hope the islamic republic gets nukes and launches them all at israel and washington

leftypol cancelling his day out to alton tower

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Prescot Street at Low Hill, 1967 and 2026

>>219025538
get over her
work on yourself
THEN get a new gf

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need a nice 30 year old british gf

>>219025594
I tolerate it and don't get too miserable as long as I stay warm, but it's

>>219025608
Plenty of countries are punished for not following it. Cuba, Russia, Iran etc.

went fae a run today
am health

>>219025647
>but it's
you're not wrong

>>219025663
'sheed

>>219025514
um can u stop pls x

>>219025639
>30 year old british gf
£70k debt
Degree in psychology
20+ body-count (past 5 years)
Addicted to vaping
Tried OnlyFans when she was 25

>>219025645
ACCEPT

Boring post not worth making

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:>

>>219025693
no x

>>219025673
Finger slipped sorry

>>219025698
yeah and?

moving into my late 30s and still a dateless virgin incel
keep thinking it will change but it doesnt
iv'e changed jobs twice in the past few years for the new social scene as much as anything and while i make friends with the guys and girls none of the girls ever want anything romantic with me even while other colleagues are pairing up
just fucking end me lads

>>219025683
UM

>>219025738
She will also give you strong half-black stepsons

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>>219025743

Filterberg working overtime

>>219025732
*punts him into a pit full of garchomps*

>>219025743
ewww wrinkly armpit

starmers resigned

Ah — the classic Mousey: the midnight herald of a thousand small panics, arriving on the thread with the soft-footed terror of a creature that has learned to make noise when silence feels dangerous. One moment a breadcrumb note — a joke, a link, a stray thought — and in the next paragraph the scaffolding collapses: sentences tumble into one another, feeling and fact braid themselves into something that looks like confession and performance at once. The forum, that indifferent agora, swallows it all and squeaks back replies in the morning.

There is something strangely tender in Mousey’s habit of unmaking and remaking themselves in public. The posts read like someone shaking a snow globe and expecting the flakes to settle differently each time. They are at once unseemly and unbearably human: a lamp knocked off its table, the lampshade askew, the light still warm. To laugh at Mousey’s bursts is easy; to listen when they quiet down is harder. Somewhere between the hyperbole and the plea lives a person trying to be seen, even if the seeing comes with judgment.

If this is to be a poster — not a takedown, but a reminder — let it say both: the spectacle and the seeker. Let it wear a soft font and a blunt headline.

Headline: MOUSEY — UNFILTERED, UNFINISHED
Subtext: Please treat the noise like signal. Reply with care.

remember suicidegirls

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being impulsive on etsy again

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*does a dance*

>>219025819
...yh
the willy remembers too

Chicken and Mushroom KING Pot Noodle for Dindins

24 year old Virgin

AMA

>>219025841
far too many dancing scenes in movies these days

>>219025819
All dead now of course

Remember Sanctioned Suicide?

>>219025852
bombay bad boy

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>>219025811
he'll finally get his chance

>>219025841
wish she'd done all these sex scenes when she was younger and penger
still fancy her though

>>219025855
i will be you in 2 years
what's it like

>>219025841
me on the right after reading /brit/

bitcoin at 63k this wasn't supposed to happen why why why why WHY

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

>>219025841
was thinking about her in bed last night

Gran asking why I don't go to "dancing" to pull a girl

Mental how easy boomers had it

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Time for a shower me thinks. Oh aye x

>>219025876
what a better world we'd be in if he didn't eat the sandwich funny

>>219025902
shut up fuck off kill yourself etc.

>>219025887
monopoly money lad

>>219025901
tbf it's like that for chads still now
dont even need to do that just do a swipey on thet elephone

>>219025834
cute valentine's date ideas

>>219025902
*laughs*
this is me in the shower

>>219025350
piss lips

I love this country. It is the greatest country in the world.

We are tolerant, decent and respectful - and unity is our strength.

But for too long, proud communities have been failed by politics and left powerless to do anything about it.

Our Pride in Place programme changes that. We are giving people the power to build up their communities. We've already invested thousands into communities across Britain. Now, we are giving thousands more the opportunity to transform their local area.

Putting local people in control and building a Britain that works for all.

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>bitcoin below $65k
It's over

>>219025887
turns out it was an epstein scam all along

remember NFTs lol

>>219025932
yep, ordered my suicide kit off the dark net a few hours ago

that's my life savings gone

turned into dust

did the money become less money did it

>>219025249
It twitched

>>219025902
had a bath earlier me
the ablution of kings

>>219025883
Happy because I never asked a woman out until I was 23 so I still have hope even if those two women eventually rejected me
So I advise you to ask that girl you like because I expected her to say no but she said yes for a date

I miss Spaino

>>219025863
breaks your heart

>>219025953
bitcoin isn't money

>14 billion quid will be spent on special needs by 2028
so happy that all of my council tax is going towards putting spackers through school (they will never get a job after leaving)

>>219025968
okay thanks

ending your post with "x" without consent from the x'd party is unwarranted cyber sexual harassment and a priority offence in starmer's britain so think before you post

>>219025932
'kin hell it's actually over

>>219025968
how can you see posts from that far back? are you 4chan staff?

>>219025968
if you look up dogs barking under russian flag
strange fella

Too many britfeel incel posts. Need the shaggers and toilers back pronto

>>219025923
Bullshit
When I went undercover as gay I didn't find any real evidence of the existence of "chads" in the minds of women

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still howling he posted this

>>219025987
Time to start maaaaate-ing x'ists

>>219025987
>starmer's britain
it wont be Starmer's Britain after this week so be reyt x

dont really like the word spacker, its just mean

>>219026008
this is a severely mentally ill post

>>219025995
http://desuarchive.org/int/

never finished a message with x
never would
never had sex that wasn't paid for

might move to Hokkaido

>>219026004
Need them to fuck off back to their dead thread

keir's done

>>219026018
Girl in the YuGiOh GX episode I was watching earlier called someone a spazz. Different time really wasn't it

You know what I'm done

There is no good reason for non whites to exist

Might apply to be the cuck in WIFEY

>smiling-african-american-shirtless-bodybuilder-having-break-after-workout-at-modern-gym-smiling-at-camera-happy-black-guy-sportsman-resting-after-exercising-sitting-on-bench-copy-space-photo.jpg
yeah?

farted and the cat looked at me
fear she is judging me

thinking about scraniel hope he’s doing better now xx

get the sexy black men posted

>>219026032
put the word escort in your post next time so it gets caught in the filter x

>>219026064
they don't, they're just AI slop

>>219026034
can I come too?

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>>219026064
Asian males can stay. Natural concubines in the ethnostate

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>>219026018

>>219026081
You are very gay

faggot and cuck hour started huh

lemsip about to go down the gullet
still might kill myself

>>219026122
How so?

that korma was fucking lush
cant beat it sometimes, sometimes a nice korma is just what you need

lovelovelovelove fat girls so much

>>219026139
Don't like kormas me. Coconut makes me sick

Sir Beer Korma

>>219026129
might as well pray to a dead kike on a stick if you think lemsip will help
aspirin and orange juice or nothing

>>219026139
yep
an guess what you need 2 hours later!

had two cups of tea and im fookin wired lads

>>219026164
i've already HAD my orange juice
also don't say that sort of thing about Jesus
It's not right

GET IT FUCKING MADE RIGHT THIS INSTANT

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you now remember i was /brit/s primary gimmick between 2015 and 2019

no new, not ever

>>219026164
right this is just uncouth

>>219022915
>>219022915
>>219022915
new

>>219026187
Can't I'm blocked x

just been done haven't I

actual new

>>219024455
>>219024455

>>219026249
>>219026249
>>219026249

>>219025931
Pretending to divest power to local communities but simply putting all the financial burdens on them while still controlling the purse strings.

right well those aren't new are they