There's nothing edition
>>219026257good for them
>BREAKING: Keir Starmer set to unveil his purple rocket to eager audience
posting in a peter newnot sure if the janny will allow this
western nations' immigration policy
right that's a woman sitting on her boyfriends lap kissing him until her flaccid penis becomes fully erect
masculine + masculine homosexual couples are revolting
>>219026249thank you son
in bedx
Not sure janny ever actually gave a shit about the peters
>>219026032>never finished a message with x>never wouldFuck off then and block me. WOW!!!...
>>219026311I have NEVER EVER had sex that wasn't paid for
get the bastard 'tex posted
IT buggers at toil are some of the most useless stuck up cunts around
Post the PetersPost the dragonsPost the Alex JonesPost the Dr Mikes
>>219026320bit pathetic really innit
i never finished a message with an x, i never would anyway, i'm not that type of person
Aryan beauty
having an opinion on which homosexual couples are fit or not is decidedly homosexual
catberg absolutely knackered after a long day of sleeping in my parents bed so he's come to have a well-earned rest in my bed
>>219026329crikey nora
>>219026329Need all these female attention whores rounded up and flung into the jeet pits
>>219026334yeah, not sure why schools even tolerate faggots
>>219026311turns out you can blame a nigga for trying
>>219026345whats he doing up there???
>>219026334yeahe should have heemed that faggot into an earlier grave instead
>>219026346but you agree with me thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNLjiHLRSug
>>219026345he thinks hes stoat xD
>>219026257>Marrying a twinkWell good luck with that
>>219026329oh she's cute, hope she doesn't have a knobert
let's see her willy then
might kill myselfcant do anything
>>219026345rorke after spending all day on x and convincing himself he'd be stabbed to death by some random black school kid or raped by a muslim grooming gang the second he steps foot outside
>>219026387well I never said I don'talso this is a good tune I love yabujin
>>219026409Seek help
you joke about muslamic ray guns but what do you think the minarets are for
I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE DECADENT THINGS
>>219026400this is me when i put 2% effort into finding a flat and it doesn't work out
>>219026362>>219026383how about you keep faggots out of our thread then you cock obsessed little mong yank cunts
>>219026368fucks sake
>>219026361nobody asked you idiotic fat yank twat
>>219026400flat status?
um
>>219026439>>219026445
>>219026249Thank you son
>>219026409
cant stop sucking on that nicotene shiteits doing me in
>>219026457lazy fucking bastard.
Why don't WE run the country lads
>>219026440give me your address so I could apologize in person
right well ive downloaded the new book to my kindle, thats a start, a big massive step so now for tonight im going to just have a wank and then go to bed and ill read it tomorrow and start sorting myself out
me? got a flat. in it right now
up by the speakers where it's, if anything, too loud!
Anyone else enjoying arc raiders? First time in ages that I have a game to look forward to playing and I'm not bored of it after a week
>>219026478the WE(F) does run the country tho
i'm cross with you
>>219026472really not nice
>>219026478>welfare slashed to those with congenital conditionsachieved>migrantsdeported>joblessgiven the jobs migrants were doing4000 year /brit/ reich
>>219026487you have to finish the last digit of this post number of pages before bed
>>219026467I'm gonna start smoking, any tips?
>>219026489ktimmois
>>219026500My computer is too old
>>219026514
um 67
>>219026467set a timer and increase time gradually
>>219026520Haha
>>219026514nobody's cross any morei remember my teachers getting crosseverybody just gets angry
Every time I call customer service for literally any company, an Indian answers. Sometimes Philippines. But typically indian
>>219026555you know exactly why that is
bit worrying isn't it
tung tung didy blud
>>219026572the covid vaccine?
actually not what a gay person would say. fell a little flat there
>>219026555God that's true, what happened to getting cross? Has it been removed by Yank culture
>>219026598part of it yesbut it's actually woke.
>>219026593nah not really. look what happened this time last year
most muslims are good people
>>219026616not true
>>219026607>look what happened this time last yearwhat happened
>>219026593uh oh that rbsb lad or whatever his thing is must definitely be poo shouting right now
>>219026593the economy is OVER its FINISHED we will have to BARTER SHELLS AND ROCKS FOR FOOD
>>219026616simply wrong
>>219026593dont understand why there just isn't a mutual agreement among everyone to just not sell? price would just keep rising forever and everyone wins
>>219026593VWRP meim untouchable
first encountered the word 'cross' when i was a kid reading charles and the confectionery factory took me awhile to work out wtf it meant
>>219026604let him in rorke
Dad making comments laughing at an 18 year old who hasn't had sexHe doesn't know that I haven't held a girls hand yet from the way he told it and I'm in my 20s
>>219026624https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events/2025_February_5
>>219026480You don't know your mum's address? I knew you were a bad son but, this is a touch too far anon
>>219026604they're beautiful. the ones here always seem to be a bit mangy looking but still cute ofc
gööd night ladsx
>>219026664scream this is me but in my late 30s but i have held hands when we are all drunk and they feeling sad about me and rejecting me "nicely"
>>219026624general decline for like 3 months straight until about April when there was a mini crash because tariffs. Then Trump stopped having a melty and everything went back up to normal and the S&P500 hit an all time high
fighter jet
>>219026440mad shit stabber
scrscrmsrmmrmbing
>>219026705OkWhat does that have to do with the current situation
feeling a big cry coming on
>>219026593numbers fluctuated again huhbetter panic
>>219026718they got epstein merch?? you know im finna cop that!
>>219026732i haven't had a cry since i watched the yank office a few months ago and reminded me of 2011so i dont do that any moreand i drink often to numb it all anyway
>>219026577https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8qZ22IFK6I
>>219026725erm... well er.... shut the fuck up!!
>>219026725market goes down sometimes but it generally goes back up so no need to worry about it. Consider it a stock sale
>>219026750interesting im a major alchie (blackout most weeks) yet i dont ever drink cos i'm sad i drink because i'm vibing and then cant stop
The fat emo gf will hopefully be mine next month.
>>219026782i have to drink to turn my brain off hahaha
>im a major alchie>i drink because i'm vibing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlsu7RhOnsQ
feeling depressed so I may as well have a beer haha x
>guy married a girl who cheated on him with meWomen are the worst
surprising to note that moo deng poo peng gay porn
>>219026636VUSEIDA me
>>219026789good lad. get her arse on your face pronto
>>219026810have a coffee and a cigarette which you will enjoy much more
>>219026750I cried watching scrubs last night and had a cry about my dead mum a few weeks ago but this feels like a big depression cry about the hopelessness of it all
>>219026789You sounded so certain earlier.
can't drink tonight because going to parents' tomorrow. thought you all should know
>>219026822Oh I intend to!
*unzips tits*
cant find a single reference to epsteins height on the whole of the internetseriously try googling it yourself
DINNERS READY
BRB forum going to make a gin and tonic xx
/brit/ remembrance meetup, 2060
>>219026833I am somewhat confident.
>>219026859Bizarre lie
I SAID DINNERS READY, COME DOWN NOW OR IT'LL GET COLD
BUY THE BITCOIN DIP
right well that's the hawk tuah girl dead at 22 isn't it
>>219026818
>>219026859https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jeffrey_Epstein#Autopsy_and_forensic_evidence
>>219026825cigarettes are bad for you
>>219026867next time tell the ai to make their knees more wrinkly
>>219026884fuck off mum you useless old mare
>>219026879Good luck How fat are we talking?
just had my weekly shave. looking like an ugly baby.
>>219026779sounds a bit copey
>>219026884in a minute
>>219026884MUM, YOU CAN'T PAUSE BRIT
https://voca.ro/1iWlEetzKXWB
>>219026899im doing a sean allan findom loser L hand gesture at this post
>>219026893Who
>>219026919COME DOWN NOW OR I'LL TURN THE INTERNET OFF
lot of noise coming from outside. this might be it for me
>>219026893i wish
>>219026893ah-chua gonna sneeze on that thing
Right well China is about to apparently on the verge civil war after Xi purged the military which explains the massive stock market and crypto crash
Ok everyone ..Gary Eatsgave His FirstEverMINUS SCOREtoday !! -1 tothePalace Restaurant Cafésodon`t Go There !!
>The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.>In January, German newspaper Bild, external reported that jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid before being measured for their suits.>Hyaluronic acid, which is not banned in sport, can be used to increase penis circumference by one or two centimetres.>This would increase the surface area of their suits during competition, which, according to FIS, the international ski and snowboard federation, could increase their flight in the air.black chaps must be flipping brilliant at ski jumping
might go to Palace Restaurant Café
Our new leader, Eric Jack Pickles, Baron Pickles.
GOT A BIG PROBLEMO
>>219026960well deserved, those uma musume horses are too naughty
>Tiggles the cat found a few miles from home after going missing for five yearswhat's he been doing then?
>>219026968would still be below average with one of those injections me
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>219026960source: young bobs twitter account
>>219026979looks like he ate all the pickles lmfao
where can i get a cheeseburger in the UK
dtfic thinks he's sherlock holmes he does
>>219027007my house
>>219027007many places
>>219026998screaming
>>219027007nowhere. we don't have anything like that. cheeseburgers are a very exotic delicacy
>>219027007little chef
>>219026979ah the promised scrotum-chin
i like the canadian posters
>>219026686>rejecting me "Sad but much better than her just ignoring you
>>219027041>posters (plural)
ho lee fuk
>>219026908A little like this.
>>219026989living free. the freest cat in Britain
imperial chads mogging oxbridge mongs once again
>>219026965Next /brit/ meet sorted?
>>219027071
Jesus F Christmas, got a job interview tomorrow.Absolutely terrified. I knew making an account on Indeed was a bad idea.
>>219026989absolute madcat
candles listing all these exotic scents like i'm supposed to know what they smell like
>>219027041i find them pissy and pompous personally
>>219027041i don'ti think they're fucking shit
>>219027098What sort of job
>>219027094next one is at cooperstown bar
waaw sar is that a screenshot of a tweet??
>>219027098Break a leg mate x
>>219027118blowjob
>>219026616Most of them are encouraged to be scumbags by their families
>>219027065oh most of them do thator just laugh the odd one says i make/made them feel uncomfrotable for daring to ask them out respectufully..
>>219027094No ..Don`t goThereOk !!
>>219027088love lasses like this
>>219027147You his hiring manager
>>219027080That is quite fat
I couldn't possibly comment
>>219027159Ok ..
never had a job in my 22 years of life
Hate pubs that do burgers and other foreign foods. Curry at a push but the rest should be good old British and Germanic foods
>>219027080be careful
Say it's not soI will not goTurn the lights offCarry me home
>>219027118Logistics company. Emptying containers and data input and possibly some deliveries.Kinda like what I did in my last deadend menial job.>>219027133Only when I qualify for sick pay.
>>219027194like what
>>219027186lazybonesxx
once caught mumberg huffing my boxers
>>219027215Pies, roasts, sausage and mash, chicken schnitzel etc.
>>219027201Describe a time when you've had to work with someone you don't get on withTake your time
>>219027067we are metastasizing
got a warning on reddit for calling someone a stupid little rat fuck
>>219027219What happened after?
100% passing trans gf forced her 12" cock up my arse
>>219027235i'd skin him, and pay for the pleasure
>>219027251Everything okay kitten?
>>219027235what's his problem
bumped into the pretty Portuguese lass on my way out of toil and she said her night shifts were horrible and I was about to give her hug because she looked a bit upset but then some other bitch came into the staff room and killed the moment
I swear to god miranda was the one who sabotaged the facility at the very begginning of me2 to test shepard's abilities and framed that other guy but apparently it really was him wtf. did I just get mandela'd? I even replayed the mission because I clicked on "I can sense lying" dialogue option thinking it was abound miranda but shep said that about that guy and I had to replay it because I thought that makes shep a gullible retard. missed on renegade points because of that
>>219027279he didnt ask to be born did he
>>219027236Bet he has plenty of stories to tell from posting on /brit/ lol!
>>219027277yhthey just get on my nerves, u kno
>>219027105>Teenage prostitute kills herselfOmg
>>219027273no tranny 100% passesif they do physically they give it away by body language, their voice or talking about man stuff like starcraft
Just got out that shower. Feeling fresh af x
ok so I will hire Peter Mandelson in our new /brit/ cabinet since it seems like he has been very popular recently
they don't think it be like it is but it do
>>219027235>Called Munchies >quirky millennial Pac Man on the sign>lad smoking a vape right outsideDon't like the twat but this was based
>>219027235That time he raped a girl from Glasgow
just seen which way the wind is blowing
>>219027309fuck off back to /britfeel/
booting up ocarina of time
>>219027332*pisses upwind from you*
>>219027332Google says south-westerly for me
>>219027236> "I had to work with one of those cunts that are about 5ft and so feel the need to be really loud to make up for it, even if half of what he said was bullshit. One day I go sick of him so I heated up a cup of oil in the microwave and threw it in his face. He didn't say much after that."> "You're hired."
it cry night
another night of Sean Allan boring everyone with seasideMARK webms and blogposts no Spacker FC match for him tonight
>>219027359doxxed urself
>>219027348Love a good Ocarina of Time playthrough
:)
Would you be okay with your wife fucking your male boss so you could get a promotion?
>>219027387why is she like this, what the hell happened. growing older?
>>219027396Do it all the time, best thing is she doesn't realise I know
>>219027297fag shite
THESE ARE ALL HERSIES:Canon 1. Adam was created mortal and death came naturally, notas a result of sin.2. Original Sin is not hereditary, and baptism is only for theforgiveness of sins.3. A place in heaven is reserved for children not baptized beforedeath.4. The grace of God, through Christ, forgives past sins, but is nohelp in not sinning.5. That same grace reveals the divine commandments, but does notprovide the desire and strength to follow them.6. Fulfilling the divine commands can be accomplished by the freewill, without grace, but not as easily.7–9. One can live a sinless life.
>>219027342You do realize he's not leaving no matter how many times you say this, right?
>>219027359arrr ye she be a mighty sou' wester
>>219027308yeah or their 12 inch cocks
ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ
me and who
>>219027442appreciated this post
>>219027348Twilight Princess mogs Ocarina
right well that's hot
>>219027428Mad that these lads could be pulling pussy and do this instead
>>219027428Rorke blaming his blood pressure tablets for this
Miss me with that gay shit
>>219027409like what? x
is that it?take teh fuckgin PISS
>>219027428me and mikey
>>219027469just gonna go ahead and guess they might not like fanny
>>219027396...nh
>>219027435i repeat - fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219027428why on earth do they do it
>>219027481anorexic and sad. is she being haunted by the ghosts of the manchester bombing or something
Why is February so depressing?
>>219027512To deliberately upset you
real gay porn hours
mad how people used to have to speak on the phone to get their slop delivered
>>219027498cronem in the gherkin showerdey got dat coco oil x
>>219027498you and bellingham
>>219027469genuinely quite a profound opst thisimagine being as attractive as the bottom (ironically on top) guy and choosing to have a cock up your arsehe doesnt even seem that hard from itlike he's not even enjoying it that much
>>219027531im writing software until 2046 when the house is paid off then quitting until the pension comes in
>>219027534remember doing that as a teenagersome confused foreigner trying to understand a drunk 15 year old ordering 7 different pizzas while his mates shout in the background
>>219027550mmmhmm di bellingham bellendpraise jahhh x
>opst
Aiming to reach 30k in my Stocks and Shares ISA this year
>>219027555Katy doesn't have a mental collapse because her skin is incapable of absorbing sunlight in winter
>calling him attractive>checking how hard he is>thinking about how much he is (or isn't) enjoyingI've got some news for you sugar
>>219027571Corrr let me come and live with you
couldn't be arsed to roll the bins out because of the rainit seems it might stop by morning, I'll try it then if I wake up early enough
>>219027593already have double that in mine x
>>219027604bet you don't
>>219027603no thanks
Aiming to be the most boring cunt in this thread by the end of the year
>>219027593me? I lost three years' worth of my deposit savings by buying into bitcoin at 110k in Novemberit's at 63k now and still falling
>>219027067
>>219027498ziedy activities
>>219027627Come on mate it'll be grand we can stay up all night swapping stories and you can pay for the takeaways, it'd be well mint
Wonder what the enjoyment is in having a thick cock hammering up your arsehole. Imagine it's quite painful
>>219027629not off good start x
ziedy stealing bellingham grippy socks out the dysons after practice
>>219027625won't be a huge problem, it's recyclables this week
>>219027643Screaming
mad how society is like the 70s again
grow up
>>219027672>it's recyclables this weeki'd be buggeredyou see, i am a lager drinking alcoholic and my recycling bin is a source of a tremendous shame
>>219027647SCREAMING
>>219027684really did peak in the 00s didn't we
>>219027684better get some flares on then
nude bellendham
bullingham
if this were a non blue board zeidy post post literal black cocks
12 bomboclaat egg
>post post
>>219027734that's the same bloody picture but small!
>>219027737
postcount
neoliberal phalanges
>>21902773112 bomboclaat bloodclaat pussyclaat quorn eggs
6 nations starting in 2 minutes
>>219027770s
i hope nobody pretends to link the new but actually liks the oldi'll be bloody livid if somebody does that
>>219027770is that barry from estenders in back
>>219027787yeah x
>>219027515she's fine
>>219027684Does that mean the ladies are going to have humongous bushes again?
>>219027801>>219027801
>>219027796she looks like she has a horrible disease
>>219027784>>219027784>>219027784NEW
>>219027820you're a bastarda real, bloody bastard
>>219027813She's rich
>>219026363howling
