wet leg edition
Why do people with 94 IQs have nice bigger houses and more money than me who has a 125 IQ
life raping me
Golf, the PGA Tour, now there’s an international sport that is Americans actually care about and watch/participate in.
6 nations soon
>>219027801lengers
Quorn subedition
OLD>>219026249>>219026249>>219026249
mad how tresspassing isn't against a cirminal offence
>>219027823IQ isn't real
>>219027861
Where the Professor Frink is everyone?
Sending three xxx kisses to my GFs mum
Wet leg removed their music from Israel Spotify. Black country new road as wellCan't enjoy anything here
>>219027834*flops on computer chair in diabetic coma*change the channel marge
>>219027801grim
>>219027879wait you can do that?that doesn't seem fair
>>219027875I've tried to flirt with my mother in law SO many times
>>219027869Good, it shouldn't be as long as you don't damage anything
>>219027875not enough
might as well declare my penis legally dead. just cannot get hard anymore, its over. rest in peace wanktoil 2003-2026
>>219027879maybe your government shouldn't be firebombing entire cities into the ground and killing millions of people thenever think about that
Me and catberg hiding out in my smelly bedroom so we dont have to interact with the extended family staying overOnly another 24 hours of this
>>219027900Alri Geonazi
yhgythgjghfk;l;
>>219027909*jiggles your willy*
>>219027919Geonazi?Did Geowizard get cancelled lel, I have only watched his first few challenges
>>219027916weird that youre posting this tomorrow morning. cant get my head round it
>>219027917can't argue with it crodie
>>219027904Rorke's son or something idk
room smells of teenage boys
might kill myself
have noticed the paedo on the botnet is obsessed with the word "smelly"
>>219027968Nasty way to go
might poo myself
have noticed the wicked ghoul in my waking dreams is obsessed with the word "smelly"
>>219027904And zoomers are like WAAAHHH WHY AM I STILL A VIRGIN!!!
>>219027986maybe you should have a shower thenever think about that
>>219027957How can it be tomorrow morning when it's today? You're talking nonsense again
the noticer
>>219027986sc
might poo myself to death
>>219027917can't wait until you kill yourself
>>219027967michael jackson's children's hospice
For me it dat 2am glass of water
if you are a VF then the number one thing you should NOT do is have a one-night stand or go see a prozzerit will just make you more obsessed with sex and torment you even morejust get a gf so you can fuck her whenever
>Cooplands bringing back 4 Sausage Rolls for £1Ace. They were four for a quid for years, then went to like 5 for £1.50, then it's like four for £1.70 before this
gay porn
the steamydem
is 80kg at 188cm normalasking for a friend
just finished having anal sex with my boyfriend...in the gherkin
>>219028038Good deal but those look like grim little sausage rolls
>>219028038>Limited time
Ariana Grande has Marfan Syndrome. Look it up
>>219028063whats that in stone and foot? why are you using europoor measurements?
Hello, I'm mentally unwell....neoliberal gherkin
>>219028063not normal, you're a fucking lean giant matenow go shag
>>21902808312.5 stone 6'2us zoomers only use metric
>>219028001its yesterday here
>>219028082she's just an anorexic goblin
my coupled friends talking about "thinking of having kids **in a few years**"nigga you are 33 years old a few years is all you have left
>>219028097slightly too underweight for 6'2
>>219028063yeah that's in the normal range
That's funny, I can't explain why but it just isThis isn't your hugbox, the neoliberal bull says so
>>219028038their sausage rolls are shitcheese straws are pengI had a lamb & mint pasty last week and it was nicer than any greggs offeringalso, it's a yorkshire company and that can only be good
just ate my quorn dinner...in the neoliebral gherkin
>>219027826nigga that is rape!!
>homer bimpson
>>219028103people have kids in to their 40syou need to get off 4chan mate
Quorn :gherkin:
>>219028103my mum had my younger sister when she was 42 so infactually they have up to a decade
>>219028103i had mine when me and the wife were 31 and i reckon thats pushing it
forgot to put oats in the shake. Thanks for reading.
>>219027823IQ has a negative coefficient with income
i get my news from DSPgaming kick chat
>us zoomers only use metric
incel fertility chat belongs on /britfeel/
The so-called neoliberal bull Quorn mcnugget happy mealYa gherkin?
only s-curved neoliberal bulls eat Quornpraise jahh and eat ital
>>219028155>>219028160where's the satire?
N
get nigel in here to bum this fake belgian into next week
>>219028160Gherkin
>>219028151oh yes because the rest of the posting going on in this thread is of much higher quality
>>219028172neoliberal Quorn factory
Rght why's there loud noises outside when I'm trying to sleep fuck off
>>219028103Had my second at 33Why wait until you’re older and knackered? No wonder so many kids are being plonked in front of screens
imperial system is vastly superior, zoomers getting it wrong again
Off to the gherkin, praise jah
>>21902818724 Quorn mini gherkinsthey sell them at the gherkin gift shop
gherkin mah ghenis
willies williesi love willies
>>219028103My mum had me at 36 which is why I'm a spacker
>>219028130kek
Sup bbgirls?
praise jah off to the gherkin to eat ital yams
>>219028234is the ai responsible for the shit dialogue or is the creator just a retard?
Oh gherkin I'm gherkin actually gherkin a gherkin massive gherkin gherkin spastic quorn gherkinPerhaps Quorn I Quorn spend Quorn all Quorn my Quorn time Quorn here Quorn because Quorn I gherkin am Quorn mentally gherkin unwell Quorn gherkin Quorn
Listening to youtube music on my tablet and every other song it plays an ad for the new devil wears prada movie
>>219028234>you just decide to be ChristianAn irreligious person made that
absolutely shall NOT be clicking the zeidy catbox link
Dr Dre was a deep cover comedian/troll. Read a bit in to his lyrics and the idea that a man in his 40s back then saying things like that can only lead you to believe it was a huge joke
No nige allowed on 4chan, and the Brits were all in an uproar, until they were told nige was a misspelling and the e should have been an s.
But first, we yam
>>219027801would love to get heemed by her
>>219028131there's no kid in the world born to a 40+ year old mother who isn't a nonverbal autistic
>>219027826diddy ahh dawg
hello, smithers. you're quite good...at turning me..on
>>219028255>>219028282praise jah and keep yammin'tomorrow nite we yam in the gherkin
Heather, who on earth was that?!You got them good!
need to send a simple message but i cant ive been putting it off for over 24 hours its probably too late now its over
>>219028245alri
Watching The Boyfriend season 2 on Netflix
>>219028334just fuck off then, you don't want to send it
>>219028334well you have to do it right now
*collects my PIP*praise jah
No niggels arrowed
>>219028146Why
>>219028360I don't collect pipI work in finance in the Citypraise jah
cant even have a political conversation on the board for the politics. on brit/pol/ if you ever try to have a conversation, theres an army of bots that start accusing you of being a known paedophile from runcorn called Josh or some troll called "bogdan". 77th brigade got our balls in a vice to be sure
>>219028378I took work in finance
>yelling clicky clackyidgi
Heather post some quorn, go on it'll be well funny (praise jah)
The English were invited to settle in Ireland. The oft-quoted 'Statutes of Kilkenny', which emphasised the importance of maintaining English customs, English dress, the English language, etc were written in French. They also applied only to English settlers within the Pale.The Famine in Ireland was a Malthusian collapse that followed a quadrupling of the Irish population in 150 years. The Irish neglect to mention this as it began around the time that post-Cromwellian English rulers established dominion over the whole of the island, and only ended around the time that the Irish rebelled. The primary destination for Irish emigrants was Britain, where their descendants today have only 75% of the average household wealth of homes headed by someone with an Anglo-Saxon or Scottish surname.
Grrrrr
>>219028399my office is in the gherkinalways yam in the canteen at lunchmaybe we can see each other there sometime x
I thought he stopped doing this
>>219028430Oh that's cool, I usually chat with Steve and Alice on the second floor. They're getting married this June and are moving in together finally after saving up for years praise yam
>>219028451fell back into bad habits
>>219028420Yeah but then you had people like this that even we couldn't ignorehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_de_Burgh-Canning%2C_2nd_Marquess_of_Clanricarde
Oh is your dog shit gimmick actually pathetically unfunny?Are you profoundly mentally unwell?
ed edd and eddy, dexters lab, scooby doo, tom and jerryclassic cartoons..........
he was friends with a nonce but did that make him bad at his job? not necessarily
*nods in agreement*Quorn
>>219028477haha i called you profoundly mentally ill the other day, this call back suggests it hit you quite hard. We're making progress
frankly I'm a little concerned
Woah Heather who was that?! What a freakshow, I was laughing when you said you work at the Gherkin lmao Imagine if you actually claimed PIP for a mental condition
>>219028486Courage the Cowardly Dog The Powerpuff Girls
>>219028334you seem to send messages to excess on here idk why you cant send one elsewhere
what the fuck is this threadwhat is wrong with all of you
drunk and high might have a wank might go to sleep
>>219028546it's one mentally ill man
The proverbial neoliberal bull:https://youtu.be/DontsLsgsLk
>>219028038rorke smashing the ai button asking how much a sausage roll isleftypol submitting the same question to reddit
>>219028546got mentasl health
aff tae bed
wide awake feel like shit gonna be a long night
>>219028356cant.
The mini gherkin
>>219028594
>>219028334you are such an unbelievably feckless lazy gremlin
nob
>>219027801the future is dark and the battle has been lost before even fought
>>219028629not lazy i have anxiety and depression
Zeidy's a fellow gherkin member
>>219028626Imagine being the guy that changed Ariana’s poopy diapers.
>>219028657formally diagnosed with feckless BASTARD disorder
Spent the last 4 years in London and realised I've completely and utterly wasted it >be me>work from home job>live in London because my friends are here>Rarely if ever meet other people, just my current friends>Guy is in town invites me out for Thursday after work drinks>Everyone at the pub are attentive young professions>all super friendly, want to chat and get to know you>they all have these tight knit groups with people they work with>chat with and meet more people in one night than I have in four years >realise working from home is a joke>just shuts you in to do nothing other than the job>I've wasted 4 yearsGenuinely having a crisis over this, four years wasted, I need to get a job in office immediatelyAnd it's not just London, I experienced this before covid but I just forgot
>>219027911much as i dislike the tribe and their illegitimate state the wogs were asking for a firebombing.
desperately need to get my twink arse pounded
>>209943346
being a bully for no reason again award
>>219028635melodramatic girly incel
i'm not bullying you if i was you'd know about itsort it the fuck out or you'll be spending the next 6 months ruminating about how you didn't get it
https://www.quorn.co.uk/products/chicken-style-nuggets
>>219028669literally me
https://files.catbox.moe/t6vtzw.jpgnaughty bookworms
whats stops a businessman just telling the tax man that all the profits were in fact his own salary
Got a sneaking suspicion there could be a gherkin member in this thread who claims PIP for an autism diagnosisPraise Jah!
>>219028692sadly the elites won and with the files exposed here we see the rot but nothing will be done just wait for the collapse
>>219028679London is fine if you're in your 20s but most people leave by the time they're 30, it might be too late for you if its already been 4 years. You might just have to accept you made a mistake and lost the chance to socialise and do the things young professionals do, think to the future now and consider moving out of London as your costs are inevitably going to skyrocket when you switch to working in the office and being outside every day.
not a single sweet treat in the whole place
back from my ban for trolling. which one of you reported me? it was a reference to preteen pussy if you cant remember
>>219028539cah...lassicreturn the slabjoey get that episode up on youtube
>>219028679I love wfh but you’re right, it’s really not healthy in the long run.
>>219028749i wanted to visit the uk but my british friend made it seem hellish but the same guy converted to orthodoxy and is angry that i think god is retarded and that religion is only good for keeping people in line
.
>>219028131Not their first child, and not as the norm
Had a dream that Bill Gates committed suicide.
chat...
>>219028763nonce
>>219028799what's he doing that for then.
sir wankard pooser
>>219028774
This arse is too fat for me.. but you lot might like it!!
how do you end up like this
steam machine is doa it's fucking OVER
>>219028817corrr look at that plump rear-end
>>219028799based, if only
Henry VIII destroyed this country in the eyes of God and we are still paying for his sins today.
>>219028799not even top 10. and a rapist nonce. has there been a bigger from from grace
a fat just replied to my post
>>219028834ad
>>219028809You been living under a rock lad?
>>219028838love when pompous little nerd freaks pop up with some random shite like this
>>219028816long story short he was Scottish and used to live in London before moving back then converted to Greek orthodox because he thought the church of england was gay
>>219028817Run away mate, that's all you ever can do
>>219028856you're black arent you
>>219028850He has no shame, he wouldn't care about his ex-wife having syphilis
>>219028774you type like an actually intellectually disabled person
what if women were gay and any time you hooked up with one they were just like corrr lets stab each others bums until the poo leaks out
>>219028856NIGGER
>>219028817>This arse is too fat for me>>219028835>corrr look at that plump rear-endis the arse in the image posted or am i going mental
bill gate is so rich that if he dropped a gherkin the cronem wouldn't pick it up
>>219027801I liked their song on Heated Rivalry soundtrack
>>219028097Man life was a larf when I was 30 stone at 6’2” a decade ago. Only 20 stone now and the winters are so much colder.
>>219028817way too big for me sorry sorry lads! I will have to let you down and say no
sucking a boiled egg
how has it been 2/3 of a year since I started posting themneed to strangle myself in the garage
started posting what you gay little bastard
the supreme leader of afganistan lives in a cave in the dark and does nothing but pray and eat bread and drink water. There is only one photo of him in existence and that was taken 30 years ago. Sometimes he appears in crowds during prayers in mosques then disappears again.very based
>>219028878I've been asking a lesbian chick to go out with me for the 2 years.
>>219028914>started posting themposting who?
>>219028912was just teaching my nan to do this haha
>>219028920belly rub was one of the first ponies ones
>>219028749I'm in my late 20's now it's definitely time to call it quits >>219028769Especially on a mass scale it's destructive
Work is such a distant concept in your head you can't actually understand why people do itSpend your days here mate, with people who are just like you
>>219028934Teaching your granny to suck eggs. Like the old phrase
>>219028883>>219028869Hello popmous little nerd freaks do you have any other fun facts for us?
ok bye
>>219028934good she can move on to my bollocks
>>219028940surely you didn't make that one
Ever had one of those pickled eggs? If yes are they good?
*logs on*
>>219028946confirmed wog
>>219028817thing is with bunda.like that how are you meant to shag them properly my knob wouldn't even get any true grippage
>>219028934ever shag her?
mad how this is literally me
Um
>>219028959why would I not have?
haha the wog getting upset people are talking about things other than shoes, haircuts and football
mental health took a nosedive out of nowhere
>>219028994i'm not saying it's IMPOSSIBLEbut it is mental that you did
imagine sucking humpty dumpty's cock when he cums he starts to shake and wobble and waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaahhhhh
Why do people make london sound hellish i bet its not even as bad philly or jersey
>>219028736they'd investigate and say "this is the market rate for the CEO position if you weren't the owner", and look at other factors like what the other high-level staff were paid, and the income and expensesthere's other ways for the owner to extract the profit into his own wealth, they'd just be taxed differently than salary, which is not dependent on being the owner of the company
why did ISIS never target fag parades
>>219028988ktim
>>219029018Okay your shitholes are worse well done
>>219028996i find prayer and asking Jesus for the strength to overcome these moments helps. Give it a try
>>219029018Because we are not used to that in Europe, it's not normal.
right well i've just got hard
>>219029027
>>219029049because of>>219028817
yo cody look at that skwirl
A Bridge Too Far on BBC Four
>>219029055Nah this>>219029038
>>219029045It used to be much worse than this
Heat ghee and oil in a pan. Add the whole spices and sauté for 2 minutes until fragrant. Add onion, ginger and garlic. Reduce the heat to medium flame and saute for 7-8 minutes until the onions are softened. Add the Passata sauce, 1/4 cup water, ground spices - cumin, coriander, fennel, kashmiri chilli powder, paprika and salt. Stir to combine. Cook in medium flame for 2 minutes. Add the Quorn pieces and vegetable stock . Cover and cook for 12 minutes. Stir in 2 tablespoon of yogurt to the gravy, until well blended. If the yogurt is thick, mix the yogurt with a little water to dilute it. Cover and cook for 2 minutes. Sprinkle garam masala and ground fennel. Taste for seasoning and add more as needed. Turn off the flame and transfer to a serving dish. Garnish with toasted coconut flakes, coriander leaves and sliced red chilli. Serve with Yellow rice, Naan bread and Cucumber Salad.
>>219028749Rubbish. My brother is 37 and lives in London and is going out with a 26 year old.
>>219029074really? When?
cheer up
>>219029066scream
wonder if they're still upset
>>219029083Have you reported him to the police?
whatever that was got wiped immediately. must have been a pony
>>219029076>QuornGood recipe but you lost me here..
do you guys mind that i'm half asian
>>219029089Most cities in Europe prior to the 20th Century was poverty and squalor everywhere you went
remember recess?and the lloyd in spaceused to watch the buzz lightyear cartoon before primary
>>219029123yeah you look like gretchen lol
>>219029083so? doesn't change the fact London is for your 20s
>>219029122>prior to the 20th CenturyC'mon bro, I'm talking about the last 60-70 years.
>>219029138They say the same shit about Boston but doesn't change the fact Boston Is a cold hellhole
actually unreal how demented zoomers are just sat here spamming le quirky ironic absurdist may mays and crying alone in the dark blogging about how over it is for him and how hes never seen a human vagina in real life before
Don Diego will see to you now
>>219029135im more like gus lol!!!
>>219029021who are they to tell me what i can pay myself.
>>219029159You sound old and upset about imaginary zoomers
>>219029185err yeah mate they only post here every minute of the day about how they havent held hands with a woman in their life
>>219029145every northern city is a shithole in Britain, and every regional city across europe more or less is a shit hole
>>219029159>>219029209i reckon most of the incels that post here are in their thirties, don't see what 4chan has to offer zoomers
>>219029106No, he is a good lad. I'm the Northern peasant committing crimes left right and centre.>>219029138You know that turning 30 isnt some magical barrier to living life as you please.
>>219029233Yeah I wonder why
>>219029209>they havent held hands with a woman in their lifektim
Thank you
>>219029168what a short manlet virgin freak? yeah
>>219029241>i reckon most of the incels that post here are in their thirtiesim mid-30s lol
>>219029253wtf i love jews now!
>>219029253Fuck, I was worried there for a bit. Now I feel good.
>>219029241Alas I've shagged but offer no more use to this world than that of another corpse to fertilise this nation's earth
>>219028546Leprosy. You?
>>219029244>You know that turning 30 isnt some magical barrier to living life as you please.Life changes dramatically after 30 prepare for it now
>>219029256how the fuck are you mid 30s and a virge?
mohamad has overtaken my traditional Anglo name in popularity for newborns. thats just one of the variations of that too
Wow, so this is what sadness feels like
>>219029279>Life changes dramatically after 30 prepare for it nowHow, why?
>>219029241Yeah zoomers are just too cool and aloof to come here lmao
>>219029279No it doesnt. I'm 34. /brit/ is a millennial shaggers board.
>>219029281isn't that just because they're literally all called mohammed whereas we have lots of nice non-retarded names to choose from
>>219029288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPu6wye_N5o
Y'all ever try that spicy gumbo?
>>219029293they're not cool and aloof they just don't use puters and have no patience for captchatoil
Where's carlybender gone
Hellish place called the red line and I have to take it to visit my friend
>>219029267Welcome to the winning team
>>219029311I've never even had not spicy gumbo
>>219029291psychologically, socially, economically, things just change. You start getting interviewed for jobs by people younger than you, your friends get married and you can't handle as many pints or drugs as you used to, you learn limitations, you become more reflective on the past, you mature, things dont stay the same as you were when you were 21 mate life goes on and it hits a lot of people very hard
>>219029309https://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg
>>219029318can't imagine willingly going to a city
>>219027823it isnt just about iq
>>219029295I think i've had many conversations with you in the past as I'm 34 too. You're a depressive mong mate drop the act
*notices the post count*ummy wummy!
>>219029333Nigga I live in New England all the jobs and all the shit you can do is in Boston. I don't see you going to rhode island or fucking maine
>>219029241I'm 39 and did The Sex with one (1) human female numerous times.This containment thread might not offer much to the youth of today, but to us middle aged retards it's a sense of comfort.
>>219029281Mohamed will never be King. My name has be proudly used by the lowest farmer to the highest office in the land.
>>219029327Not necessarily bad things.
>>219029343Your a newfag who has been rotting on this site for 12 years too?
I never had sex with a white woman I only had sex Asians and it started in highschool
make the newyou can't rely on me to do it every time
Where new threadingtonberg
>>219029385I'm ashamed to say I have been visiting this website since 2007
>>219029332https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9PmkDQguv8
nah i'm not doing itone of you lot do it
I'm autistic and don't experience emotions such as sadness straight away, so when I'm upset I often won't realise until someone tells me
just made the new
Praise jah!
>>219029464>>219029464>>219029464
I’m on cooldown
>>219029401jesus wept, you better have your shaggers card handy with recent stamps
>>219028009Not a fan of lolinoncery myself
>>219027823I live in a 83IQ country, have a 132IQ and somehow failed at life.
