LAUNCH MAVERICK ON ALERT 5, editionPrevious >>219022165
>>219028753i usually have captions on when i'm watching a movie
I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear,Those of mechanics, each one singing his as it should be blithe and strong,The carpenter singing his as he measures his plank or beam,The mason singing his as he makes ready for work, or leaves off work,The boatman singing what belongs to him in his boat, the deckhand singing on the steamboat deck,The shoemaker singing as he sits on his bench, the hatter singing as he stands,The wood-cutter’s song, the ploughboy’s on his way in the morning, or at noon intermission or at sundown,The delicious singing of the mother, or of the young wife at work, or of the girl sewing or washing,Each singing what belongs to him or her and to none else,The day what belongs to the day—at night the party of young fellows, robust, friendly,Singing with open mouths their strong melodious songs.
im tired
>my whore wife
>>219028785But it's an animated movie, is it 16+
>>219028805based. that's a good illness, as my grandpa would say
>>219028815PG-13
POV you're a communist in a bomber on his way to meet your commie maker
>>219028562ew she's brown. thought she was white, she's at least an octoroon
>>219028841he's tired because he has AIDS
>>219028841im always sleepy and lethargic
>I've been living with the love of my life for 5 years now, I think it's more than enough time to finally introduce myself.
>>219028891thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
.223 is now illegal in Mexico for civilians, but drug traffickers can have anything they want. God is very funny, given how shameless this government is. It's very obvious that they work with drug traffickers.
Just got back from Costco...we're demographically cooked
>>219028745It reminds me of the time I checked my dad's camera and found photos of my mom naked.
Sillychads are immune to humiliation rituals.If you're a serious person, you are vulnerable to humiliation.But a silly person can't be humiliated. It's like threatening to drown a fish in water. It's nothing to him.Sillychads are the real winners.
>>219029002why?
>>219029006Noooooooooooooooooo
>>219028906bad illness
>>219028970Civilians can't really own guns in Mexico so that's kind of a nothingburgersteinbergington.
>>219029015Wall to wall nons
Walked in on my cat taking a shit
>>219028936well idk, my grandpa usually says that about hunger, i say it about tiredness because i sometimes have trouble sleeping but i'm not as wise as my grandpa so maybe it's a mistake to say that..
>>219029053Yes, you can, but now only junk like shotguns and .380 pistols and .38 Special revolvers.
>>219029093What about reloading components
>>219029093permits are issued by the army and there's only one legal gun store in all of Mexico. most people who own guns there aren't doing it legally.don't get me wrong - that's fine. you should have a gun. but your country's gun control measures make Canada look like fuckin America. it's insane considering the amount of violence and crime Mexico is plagued with and yet they make it a massive chore to get a gun.
>>219028970My local policia there just got new Barettas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPu6wye_N5o
Should I see a movie tonight in 3D or wait til Saturday and see it in standard format?The only time today it's played at a reasonable hour is in 3D, but if I wait til Saturday I can see it in standard at 7.3D is weird so idk
>>219028936you gots dat beetus and 'pression meseems
Nigger
>>219029197do it if you've never saw a 3d movie before
>>219029197I've been only two times and my eyes start hurting and I get a headache, fuck that shit. Or was that Imax, not sure if there's a differnce.
>>219029219Not since I was a kid>>219029222I love IMAX since it's so loud and big, but this is normal 3D with glasses I think, i really thought this trend ended
>>219029124They used to sell Italian AR-15s and .223 semi-automatic rifles, but they don't anymore because organized crime supposedly uses those rifles. But let's be realistic, no member of a cartel bothers to get a legal weapon and use it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCp5j27I70U>>219029157Another gun shop opened recently, but that state only allows people from there to buy. Yes, if you look at history, when it was easier to legally arm yourself in Mexico, there was less crime, The damn stupid government also banned air guns and said that civilians should not be armed. The only reason there are state gun shops is because the constitution says we have the right to own a gun, but it makes it a hassle.
Most people don’t want to hear this, but I’m gonna say it anyway…If borders don’t matter…neither does who “stole” the land. You gotta pick one!
Men like to be alone,women cant stand It,drives tem mad
>>219029260
I wouldn't be surprised if the ruling party changed the constitution and banned all types of weapons. What they are currently doing is trying to change the way elections are held. We are slowly turning into Cuba.
>>219029093even we can own 9mm lol you're cucked. plus you're brown lool sucks to be mexican't
There's a direct correlation between the decline in spirograph sales and the rise in gang activity.
>>219029294I am still absolutely shocked and confused how you elected a female jew
>>219029305worse, I'm not even brown>>219029322They elected her because she promised money for the elderly and literally killed off all the opposition lol.
All these morons watched the Grammys and we're agreeing with all this "ice out" shit. It sounds ridiculous and I fantile. And they're saying refund ice, or abolish ice. Really? ABOLISH Immigration and Customs Enforcement? That sounds like a VERY bad idea. What, we just let anyone come in and stay here with no getting at all?And there was a room full of millionaires and billionaires saying ice out, but did ONE of them put their money up and say "I'm gonna help illegals become legal". No it's all just performative noise that doesn't actually mean anything and suckers are buying it
>>219029310Do establish causation from the correlation
considering a life of crime
>>219029350>all those scarscriminal hands, typical mexican
>>219029250>Another gun shop opened recently, but that state only allows people from there to buy. Yes, if you look at history, when it was easier to legally arm yourself in Mexico, there was less crime, The damn stupid government also banned air guns and said that civilians should not be armed. The only reason there are state gun shops is because the constitution says we have the right to own a gun, but it makes it a hassle.I completely understand why so many people flee Mexico to live in America. No one should be forced to live under such conditions. Forcing you to have a jewish woman president is the ultimate in humiliation rituals, even worse than our pedophile tranny lover prime minister.
>>219029124You can find tools everywhere, but not gunpowder and primers.
>>219029350KITTIN
>>219029350>White man living in MexicoAre you Ethan Ralph?
>>219029408The only hope is that since the government neglected young people, they hate them and can now vote, and the only real opposition is a millionaire who wants to reduce taxes and repeal the gun law so that things can be like they were before 1980.>>219029421Isn't that the fat guy who hit another fat guy?
So I've been thinking
>>219029489Same
https://youtu.be/T7zHk_IQHow
>>219029489don't do that you'll get yourself into trouble.just consoom and coom and eat some more goyslop. don't forget to pay your taxes too.
>NorwayBWC and his gf broke upDoes /cum/ agree that this is sad? :(https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770238204782667.mp4
>>219029539Ain't no way am I clicking that link
I too dumb for most video editing software, so no videos yet from my new gopro. I have some good videos you might like seeing, maybe soon
Dogberg be barking l
Once i was an incel
>>219029539Need sex with a black chickDesperately
>>219029577I'm surprised there are incels in Mexico with the number of whores there are here, but how the fuck are you one in Brazil?
>>219029539why are bros balls so red
>>219029569post dogberg
>>219029595Lots and lots of ball licking.
Im the last truecel in the universe, perhaps the only one there ever was...
>>219029603
>>219029595my guess is it has something to do with frequent cbt
>>219029615i’m a government inspected and certified 100% genuine and authentic truecel
The government owes me a beautiful wife
>>219029629say hi to dogberg from me
That pussy be singing though
Schopenhauer was a truecel
>>219029592You know how they say "all whores except with me"
>>219029651Will do <3
Mad Men dropped in quality in the last season.
>>219028779Kind of wild how the uk is doing more against those involved in Epstein then us no one on that list will even be in a court room
Keep thinking about this
>>219029654he fucked and had a kid
>>219029676I gave up 20 minutes into the first episode because it was boring as hell
>>219029654i love uncle arty
>>219029684allegedly
>>219029710the kid is uncertain but he definitely fucked
>>219028806you can really tell he's just walking on a treadmill
lenin wouldn't have fucked around if i were czar
now newton… that was a truecel
>>219029735I think he was a volcel
i think schopenhauer is my favourite philosopher to read
I forget that in America if your Israeli or Jewish you are a protected class
BlackPeople
what is the name for a cel that gets pussy but not enough?
>>219029773Pseudonormie
>>219029773That's not celibate
>>219029767notmy favorite
>>219029773chadcel
>>219029773Normie
>>219029683Then why doesn’t he give 99% of it away?
>>219029773normalfaggot
I saw only 2 black people in the last month.
I’ll drive a Mitsubishi Eclipse sexy my penis. My big big penis. And then it goes deeper and opens up wide. Wide and spiralling. Inviting. Go beyond the event horizon and never return. Lo and behold: the stars now dancing.
the fact is truecels are vanishingly rare in recorded history because anyone who has notoriety enough to mark their name in the annals would have had enough status to get pussy if they really wanted it. the GOAT for me is lovecraft
If you're not celibate you a bitch
I can't believe how long it takes to export a video to my pc from the video app, so far it's taken 2 beers
>>219029836Now this is cope
>>219029836This. 4chaners are either failed normies or incels.
>>219029829>the GOAT for me is lovecrafthe was a normie thoever
>>219029836https://youtube.com/@mardvark_check out this youtube channel. it’s my favorite because i really enjoy watching this foid suffer. maybe it will be of interest to you my friend
Internet culture has flattened out. Everywhere is basically the same. 4chan is now basically the same as reddit, twitter, instagram, youtube comments, and everywhere else. The only difference here is anonymity and you won’t get banned for saying slurs.
>>219029915she's clearly larping
>you won’t get banned for saying slurs.this needs to change imho
>google clasped hand>first image is a black man's hand holding a white woman's handit's all so tiresome
>>219029962Your algorithm knows you well.
>Finally managed to find a job after 1 year >Lasts way less than my previous seasonal jobmotherfuccckkkkkker
Anime sucks
>>219030003Hayao Miyazaki movies are good
Why don't you get a good job that's pays a lot so you can become a millionaire
>>219029876i regret not incelmaxxing when i was younger, i wasn't fooling nobody trying to normiemaxx.
I personally prefer DuckDuckGo.
im going to skip showering today
Savannah Guthries mom wasn't kidnapped. I was a truther from day 1
>>219030025me every day for the last two weeks
>>219029539I find getting your balls licked a really ticklish sensation
>>219030017did it, done, but by the way one million is not enough to retire on except in certain countries where you probably do not want to live
>>219030017th'fuck'up
europe is investigating everyone who is even in the filesamerica they will never even be questioned by the fbi
https://youtu.be/1mdK-1hkxU8Funny video of India trying to host an international badminton tournament
>>219030054You Will never be a real incel
Women like sex and therefore if you give her sex you're a pathetic white knight simp because you're giving her what she wants which is cucked and gay.Real chads are volcels.
>>219030076Yeah I just learned about Kier Stamer crying like a bitch apologizing
>>219030076Both of your major parties are zionist, they dont care
>>219030109>You Will never be a real incelOh nooooooo...
i dont know why i am coofing
>>219030113kek
>>219030093tldr?
what's Walmart like in Canadado people shart there
>>219030161India hosted an international badminton tournament and there was bird shit all over the courts, the air quality was killing the athletes, a monkey showed up in the stands. The tournament organizers blames the athletes instead of owning up to the problems.
Getting ragebaited is a sign of low intelligence and poor impulse control. The ones who seethe only give more attention to the things they claim to hate. They compulsively drive engagement.
>>219030139The biggest zog shill in America is c*nadian
>>219030115Yeah and he will be forced to resign >>219030139Yeah I forgot America is a extension of Israel that's why I am a anti American Chad
>>219030201>a monkey showed up in the standsHow is that a bad thing? Monkeys are cool!
>>219030205Just like you're doing now
>>219030201>a monkey showed up in the stands.fucking lmao
My screen is so greasy
im cold again
If any burger wants a 10 dollar google play gift card here: 167869.
>>219030214>Yeah and he will be forced to resigngood
Meatloaf in the oven
>>219030240Brasileiros always wildin teehee
>>219030211Israel "OBVIOUSLY" has something on us, or our elected leaders, this is why they get so much money.If you are wondering who, Google search which party has the most jews as our lawmakers. Guess what, it's the.....
im scared for the future. i hope things get better
Mom made lemon cake
>>219030260Meanwhile in America they will never even face any consequences because they are above the American people and the people here are cattle
>>219030272
>>219030205>>219030225>trying to ignore to look smartlma0
>>219030285They are both sides of the same coin
>>219030225That’s not true. I only post in love <3
>>219030298I don't understand why are the names redacted, it makes no sense.
Josh Hawley is absolutely skullfucking these little leftoid worm faggots. What a gigachad.
The Austrian painter said that in a speech once, that the tribe occupies important posts in all sectors of society so they can monitor and control a country. Im not sure if that's true though.
>>219030319To protect the elites Americans are less free than Chinese people
>>219030186Canada is just the US but not in name and if you tell them that they get really butthurt
Just found out about this. Crazy. >>214729392
>>219030360Yah, I don’t visit outer/int/ either.
>>219030360they put this up for johnny kirk and never took it down
>>219030186Its the same as yours, you have a larger selection of pop though.
>there is no God to save you >The war has been lost before any battle has been waged>Best you can do is hide and hope for death
Walmart is the most depressing store to shop at
>>219030396who are u quoting
>>219030401Orwell and some stuff I wrote today
>>219030093Crazy how a country of 1.5 billion can be so insanely shitThey can’t even operate lights apparently
>>219030360This board would be so much better if they enforced this. I’m so bored of reading political takes on here. It’s the lowest form of content. Just culture war drivel. I consider it beneath me.
I'm tired, can someone do something to wake me up?
>>219030423FART
>>219030423*nudges your boyhole with my cockhead*Wakey wakey
>>219030423im sorry. i happen to be fairly lethargic myself.
>>219030433Since when are you gay
>>219030423cold shower, just had one an hour ago
>>219030423*smashes a glass lemonade pitcher over your head while screaming the N-word*
>>219030397I haven't been to one in 4 years and the one near me closed.
Mom! Help! My wiener ejected white globs of goo and they went all over my fucking face and in my mouth!
when i was a small kid i would tell my mom every time i would get an erection because i didn’t know what it was and it scared me and she would tell me to just go sit on the pot for a while
I had clothes in the dryer when I heard a noise in the hallway. It was my mother putting her clothes in the dryer along with mine. I turned off the dryer to take out my clothes so she could use it, and she got angry and started drying her clothes with the drying rack. What the hell did I do wrong?
Why do people from the north look like this?
>>219030514She got angry when she saw your face and remembered you were her son.
>>219030535You got a purdy mouth
>>219030543That makes sense. Next time, I'll use the coin-operated laundry on the corner.
>>219030535Is this supposed to be Popcorn Sutton?
>>219030476It’s yummy isn’t it?I can show how you can make that happen anytime you want
>my mommy did a thing!!That's so creepy bro. Some nibbas sound like they're in a relationship but they're talking about their mom eww!Get some pussy that's your size nigga
>>219030591i’m sorry your mommy doesn’t love you
>>219030583Oh yes it’s sooo yummy! And it feels so good my wiener >_<
>>219030560you should probably just move out and let her live the rest of her life in peace. you've really done a number on her with your existence.
Notice how refreshingly civil and peaceful /cum/ is when Jason catches a ban?
>>219030607Seriously, I've tried to leave the house, and she always starts saying that I don't love her and that I hate her. If my presence bothers her, why the hell does she want me here?
>>219030560>>219030591Pendeja.
Will Appalachian people actually rape you?
>>219030621>I'm sorry, why did you ask me if I'm gutentag? It's a greeting anon.
I cant wait to buy an ai robo waifu, meatbags are for neanderthals
>>219030621Look like Czech license plates to me THOUGH
I ate too much for supper and now my tummy hurts.
Jeets and niggers everywhereLove the swaddle blanketUS police should try thosehttps://x.com/freeall_protest/status/2017856961447133244
Jason really left and no one cared or noticed except me
>>219030637oh yeah
>>219030737he’s boring now idc until he fully troons out
>>219030681i don't remember asking you a GOD DAMN THING NIGGA.
Thoughts on US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent? This is his family
>>219030766Nigga gay asf apparently
>>219030766Satanic
I like pears
How many trans people are in transylvania?
>>219030841
Pear season is August to October
Citrus (Oranges, Mandarins, Tangerines, Grapefruit, Lemons, Limes): Plentiful and at their sweetest from December through March.
DHS has launched http://WOW.DHS.GOV so Americans can see the criminal illegal aliens we are arresting, their crimes, and the communities we removed them from.Yesterday, @ICEgov arrested more murderers, sex offenders, and drug traffickers from American communities.
>noam chomsky going down in flamesI prayed for days like this
Just came to some Venezuelan lesbian porn
>>219030941Cute
>>219030962Stop posting these chopped freaks, glowie
Are we ready to discuss Epstein?
>>219030982
I don't think I've ever seen you smile
>>219030975Your mom is chopped
>>219030982It's been discussed constantly for over a year. We know faggot. Do it yourself if you're mad.
>>219031017I have no face
The most stunning indictment from the Epstein files is that Trump was basically a libtard until the mid 2010s
>>219031044Uh huh, okay
There was a russian janny for a while with the thinnest skin. I got banned and sent money to Ukraine because of it.
>>219031086
Diego Carranza-Analco, a criminal illegal alien from Mexico, convicted of money laundering in Nacogdoches County, Texas.
>>219031010do you think she got a hysterectomy?
>>219031086I remember that. You would get banned immediately for posting this meanwhile the catalog was amerimutt memes
>>219031139Why would she? Also rate the lo mein
>>219031163>bc is annoying and disrupts hormones>no children>endless sex
It's crazy how many criminal illegals america is harboring. From all over. Some Kazakh fuck killed 4 people while driving a semi.
>>219031150That map isn't true though.
Winter Olympics are you hyped?
>>219031192Hyped for coomer webms, yes
>>219031192The Olympics is the worst time to be on /sp/. It attracts too many thirdies and crossposters
>>219031192no
>>219031177Aspirational women are super narcissistic. The goal is to have a high value man's child, not to have children.
>>219031163Theres a hair in it.
>>219031222but she doesn't have children despite having a personal relationship with the elites
>>219031163>>219031231Looks like a pube
>>219031192heck yeah!
>>219031249They don't want to settle down with her. Most jewish elite men take goy wives.
I wish Amtrak wasn't shit for travel
>>219031300isnt she half jewish?
>>219031249she probably has had a few abortions and the fetuses were consumed in satanic pedo jewish rituals
One thing I've noticed is how many jews are marrying indian these days. We're increasingly living under an exploitative class of HinduJews
>>219031389cute
>>219031390the absolute state if this country plus she's dressed like a whoreimagine showing this to Americans in 1926
>>219031411Texas and California are lost. Florida is almost lost. New York is lost. The rest of America is a husk.
what's a keynotepeople are always saying keynote
>>219031443They meant kino.
>>219031411wearing a cross and supporting jews and hinduswomen were a mistake
I don't understand why white women have sex with brown and black men
>>219031487i dont understand how anyone can look at an asian and have sex with themyet here we are anon, its called preferences
I'm extremely adverse to cringe so talking to women is simply not in the cards
>>219031468Why are Republicans even called conservative anymorethat meme is trueRepublicans are just libtards from ten years ago
mod overturned my banIm back, boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV9DJwJKWMw
>>219031337ptfffffff
My life will end via suicide, probably
>>219031517Welcome back!
>>219031517welcome
thinking about fast food again
>>219031487because i'm very charming
>>219031555you sound fat
>>219031522you cant cheat on someone after they're dead
Jeffrey Epstein lived in the Vatican with Pope John Paul II.
>>219031487White women are one most the racial loyal group in the US.BBC memes spread by Indians got to your mind.
>>219031573Give strong jawlined German gf NOW
>>219031559my BMI is 21.1
I said NOW!
>>219031584Unfortunately, I can not provide you with young pretty women. I am not Jeffrey Epstein.
>>219031584Fuck yes. Tired of weak chinned jewish cunts ruling our world
>>219031565Been accused of cheating be she dreamt about. DREAMT IT!
gonna get very drunk on beer and wine and watch digimon
>>219031573>hmong female >46% married to whitegod damn
IN A FUCKING DREAM!!!!
>>219031590turn your vpn off
>>219031604
the gf
>>219031642Actually, the 46% is for Laotian females. Most of them are probably mail order brides.
Slobmaxxed
lel
>>219031687He's so based
>>219031698
>>219029818Yeah like 10 million people starved to death. Ukrainians fucking hate Stalin for that>>219028804I love Walt Whitman
corrfinkin someone garn hairfta cop the nuevo breadberg innit
>>219031487Latino guys (and girls) can be good lovers if you don't mind the intensity.
>>219031740New
