Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Thread
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*distracts myself from the horrible truth*
>>219029314No loads refused party in london
>>219029491isn't this NSFW?
>>219029391How did that even happen?
>>219029491is this ai
right well a yank just gave me an erection from the across the pond
>>219029491fap to her very often on redgifs
i heard east asians dont sweat. something to do with their ear lobes
>>219029464good 'dish
>>219029508name
Rorke running that pacman -Syu before bed iykyk
cowards always go for asien women
>goy means nationThat's unironically what they tell the goyimThe actual usage is closer to nigger
lil zoomers wanking to 240p ai slop porn gifs
Is it a hot take if I say I don't care about the Beatles?>>219029401You might get mad if I told you how long have I been here...
>>219029535“nigger just means black in latin”
scrolling decade old /brit/ edishes in the archives
The nightly wuppagrind has commenced.
think i'll have a wank to sonya again. she was so sexy, i hope they found her in the end
helicopter just did an emergency landing on top of my house
god is a constructcute girls are real
>>219029555what the heli
>>219029561>God is a construct
>>219029561neither talk to me
>>219029547No it doesn't?
i only date white women but i shag asian prostitutes on the quiet
>>219029531just ‘susanna’
>>219029555why does your house have a landing pad
>>219029575in concept
>>21902958110th time you've asked me this
>>219029572god used to talk to me until i decided to visit a prostitute instead of asking my wholly obvious mutual crush out
>>219029575good lad me too.you...werent the 34 year old lad i was just arguing with in the last thread were you...
>>219029575i don't date and i don't shag
someone mentions history prior to 1947 and the blacks in here go mental and call you a nerd
>>219029464I wish we went to nuclear war during the cold war because it would be better then this
>>219029575One time there was a Korean girl at an outdoor party and she was there with two Korean guys, 3 of them pretty shy, I started talking to her and kind of dancing but then I saw the one Korean dude having an internal breakdown so I went somewhere else to dance.
betsy kettleman from better call saul sex arse
>>219029620underage
>>219029618What are you on about
https://youtu.be/XmVagnlM-Ys
>>219029621Koreans have an inate anger problem and they explode. Korean rage its called. If theres traffic some will just get out of their car and fist fight people
>>219029630I am 23
left: heritageright: fast food chain logo
>>219029548thumbnail makes it look like a roman's sucking his willard
>>219029644God what a punchable face, was he in the files?
>>219029618>the blacks in hereyeah there's loads of black fellas in /brit/ isn't there
Anyone else reading Sajid Javid's autobiography?
>>219029658No it seemed like the guy was in love with her and was gonna cry, felt bad for him. I don't even know how theey found out about this party and what they were doing there.
>>219029671no he is far too boring to be involved with anything like that
>>219029664They both look like shit
>>219029658>Koreans have an inate anger problem and they explodeprobably has to do with the fact that they are kept in cages called “schools” until they turn 28
>>219029692can't say i am
>>219029664You should see what they did to Minnesota
>>219029702So why is he apologizing?
>>219029692Buying it now
>>219029720minnesomalia*
>>219029692>Yellow laces meant that someone particularly hated PakistanisEven now most docs come with a pack of yellow laces because it matches the stitchingI've heard the "x laces mean you're racist" thing applied to red, white, yellow, and just straight laced black ones.Larping little cunt he is
Whatever happened to Rosie
>>219029685Yeah, there is. And they're very easily identifiable too
>>219029721
>>219029720wisconsin has the coolest seal wonder how long until they replace it with the reddit snoo saying “live laugh love” on a flag that symbolises that the air in wisconsin is 21% oxygen and 78% nitrogen
>>219029766are you the one who thinks there's a pakistani woman who posts here as well
>>219029766And do you epically pwn them when you identify them?
Sir victim apologizer
Wagmi
>>219029776>>219029782Its really not that difficult to identify bames online, they're the most insecure but equally narcissistic people in the world. I suspect both of you are at least mixed, I can feel the tension in your posts, its like a faint histrionic tone in the background to your posts.
>>219029768Interesting, hope he resigns.
Any twisty little bullshit man in
>>219029811I hate having a scorpio rising
>>219029817More of a ruffle bump stomp man myself
Orwell was right because the modern world is like 1984 >constant talk about violence and crime on the news>constant examples of double think and double speak >porn used to control the population>fake lotteries >sports and media being used to dumb down people>constant surveillance and data
>>219029720No surprise reading the names of the people who designed the new flag.
Im starving but the fridge is empty and the mrs. took the car
remember when zoomers were obsessed with UFC? what a fucking boring and gay generation they are
>>219029846orwells biggest talent was linguistics the books were just an excuse to write about it
Jeffrey Dripstein
>>219029857dogshit post
what do you mean you can identify bames??
>I suspect both of you are at least mixed, I can feel the tension in your posts, its like a faint histrionic tone in the background to your posts.incel fantasy hour
>>219029857i think his only mistake is that oceania falls because of general apathy and the party being more and more harsh. i generally think the future is sealed and there is nothing we can do to stop it
>>219029878you're just proving his point
>>219029815and they're posting on /brit/ are they
my theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voI6Dp8i2mU&list=RDvoI6Dp8i2mU&start_radio=1
oumei de aru
whats your favourite shoplyfter scene britima bout to goonsesh
>>219029851>remember when zoomers were obsessed with UFC?no
>>219029887>i generally think the future is sealed and there is nothing we can do to stop itthat is a materialist fallacyhistory will never endthe planets would even force a new medieval age just for the sake of making things continue “happen”
please respond
before we continue, please consider giving me a (you) and subscribing to my posts, these posts take a lot of time and effort to make and having such support, especially from such an amazing community as brit, is what keeps me going in these hard times. anyway, back to shitposting
>>219029888He doesn't have a point, he is just in a gigastrop that someone called him a nerd an hour ago because he was posting about Henry VIII ruining Christianity
>>219029907Are you talking about the bodycam cop footage?
>>219029922
>>219029913i tell people all the time especially after recent things were released that there is nothing you can do because evil has won and there is no god to save us. If there was a god none of this would happen
>>219029843Nice. Game respects game.
>>219029671Being named in the Epstein files is not an indication of wrongdoing
>>219029946Nothing is written.
Just treated meself to a new hoodie off Amazon. Might as well. Better than giving it to the bookies x
>>219029939yes, the roleplay porn videos with paid consenting adults
>>219029892You are talking to heathermong mate
>>219029946life has to be lived regardless of how evil or good the world is.god is still there, you just cannot see the signs
>>219029987>Nothing is written.the evil has won and good has been crushed
>>219029955Having a face like that is though.>>219029993Oh...no I was talking about the American cops actual body cam, sometimes they have hot crazy chicks on doing crimes. I don't know what you are talking about.
>>219029930
>>219030011Not while we stand
hey everyone i'm black :D
Browsing the first instances of 'covid', 'coronavirus' and 'wuhan' on /int/
>>219029989grow up
>>219030021>>219030005its great to see that you are naive to believe that but its time to realize that by fighting you achieve nothing
>>219030031hi! *racistly*
>>219030035post em
>>219029907the one where she fake cries at the endhttps://www.xvideos.com/video.kutavaf601a/brooklyn_gray_in_compromise_satisfying_store_protocol
>>219030035Please share your findings
you lads will empathise with this show presumably
>>219029989the hoodie in question
>>219030060Not allowed
>>219030031https://vocaroo.com/114TzfewaV1g
>>219030092sad state of affairs in the UK
what are you supposed to do when someone sends you like 20 reelsdo they really expect me to watch every one of them
>>219030051>>219030065
>>219030046They are but men also. They too can fall. Good doesn't last true, but neither does evil. The wheel of fortune turns. I still have fight left in me. I will see it through the end and face it all. And I take heart in knowing I will not be alone. You may not rise today, or tomorrow, but when the day comes you will do the right thing and stand against your foes.
>>219030014love some bodycam kino
>>219030110
>>219030102i just don't watch and then go, ha ha *thumbs up* *heart*. then i go about my day
>>219030110This is the first mention of coronavirus after the outbreak
>>219030126Damn, haven't seen this one
>>219030110kino
>>219030122You will end up like the main character of 1984 or a similar fate
>>219030110>>219030165I remember watching those early webms of armed chinkies in full hazmat gear barricading people inside their own homes and thinking the world was ending
honestly reading some of the posts from lockdown gives a good idea of why this place is so mental nowadays
>>219030110lmao
>>219030082why is Zoe Slaters daughter in the background?
>>219030165which was in response to this image in the op
>>219030060i love the ones with the bratty spoilt bitches who put up resistance and dont like it
Amica Wronki
>>219030234and finally this is the the first relevant mention i can find of wuhan
Might have a goys night tomorrow couple beers, a joint, takeaway, watch youtube on my phone while gaming, 5 wanksgonna be lush
It's a crying shame that Mompov got taken down with GDP during that whole debacle
>>219030084Nah I got a Jack & Jones one de lid x
squid game coronavirus
>>219030297what are you smoking blue cheese?
>>219030332tiger king
>>219030231this girl isn't very attractive
>>219029768wouldn't they already know about his epstein links due to five eyes info sharing? Seems more like a "sorry we got caught" than a "sorry we did that"
don't wear branded clothes me
>>219030359>five eyes info sharingscreaming loud enough to shatter glass at the very idea of this being allowed to benefit anyone but america
>>219030367ktimwhy are autists like this
>>219030231Jerry curl ahh nigga
well that's a very gay way to have a threesome
>>219030297What specifically makes this a goy's night?
Right well that's more gay porn but it is lush
Also the first mention of Jeffrey Epstein in the archives is some greek lad in 2013 complaining about jews and the financial knock on effects of the 4th crusade.The second mention is pic rel when the court case is already in the news and the third mention isn't until 2 months later.
>>219030297for me it's a bottle of red wine and playing that new climbing game that looks kino
>>219030295>>219030234>>219030165>>2190301102020 was a significant year in mundane astrology, due to the greation mutation into aquarius, in which the great chronocrators jupiter and saturn conjuncted in aquarius, an air sign, for the first time since 1405. The 200 years before it (1802-2000), the chronocrators met in the earth signs led by Capricorn, the sign of strictness, brutality, subordination, practicality, power in the masses and work-orientation. This is the period where we saw the rise of industrialisation, the explosion of the third economic sector, and the fall of hierarchic structures in favour of a 3-tier social strata system determined by examination.For the next 180 years (2020-2199), they will meet again in the air signs, led by Aquarius, the sign of service, curious scepticism, eclecticness, self sacrifice, group identity, humilty, loyality (esp intellectually) and detachment; with one exception in Scorpio that will signify the great mutation into pisces in 2259
Can't sleep and I came back at the perfect time, I see
sick vibes in the thread right now
i realise now
>>219030449Not going to read this because I can tell its the most boring post ever made
genuinely an incredibly mentally ill thread currently.
>>219030035it was being mentioned a lot in late 2019 on /pol/
Sipping a peppermint tea
Who is your favourite content creator with Down's Syndrome?
mental they kidnapped that news woman's mom
>>219030498That Swedish anon...I wonder who he is and what is he up to now. I wasn't on 4chan back then but I've seen the screen, very spoopy.
oh my god FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOOOOOOYFOOOOOOOOOYFOY F O Y F O YFOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY >FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY >FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY
>>>/pol/527850072
>>219030526
Squid Game Coronavirus
>>219030385reckon this is a bit gay
>>219030482It's not, you just need to upgrade your pattern recognition game.
>>219030582no thats a lass with her bum and chebs outwhats gay about that
>>219030571>>>/pol/527857901hilarious how in literally every /pol/ thread you have some gormless retard waxing poetic about "old 4chan" when they arrived in 2016 at the earliest and more likely after 2020the sharty is right about oldfag worship and oldfag dysphoria
>>219030574bwekfast
>>219030624love these little diggas
>>219030574good lads, watching their videos reminds me of when I used to volunteer at a cafe where all the food was made by people with disabilities
>explosively crash out about yanks>they all immediately scurry out and disappearit's that easy and btw ur welcome :)
I should become a professional vulvamancer
>>219030639The asian one just looks like a regular gook
>>219030639>good ladsIndeedSean is a little slower and the other guy gets mad :D it's very funny.>watching their videos reminds me of when I used to volunteer at a cafe where all the food was made by people with disabilitiesBased volunteer. I do that too but not for people with disabilities although there are some...
>>219030650they've been VERY annoying today so thank you
I need ass.
>>219030498woah..
>>219030691he failed all becuase of jelly boomers
>>219030691
>>219030691er
>>219030691screaming pensively and nervously
what was the point of locking the whole country down so wogball doesnt lose its audience
>>219030691>RIP Prince Philliplol he will live foreverbut good to see that even back then people were doing the 'pretend famous person is dead when they're not' gimmick
test>>218928652
are chocolate flavoured protein shakes really good and healthy for you
>>219030680here's a cute one
Yeah I got that new Chappell Roan skin on Fortnite. Not heard much of her music but the skin is lush x
>>219030736undoubtedly yesreckon you could live off a diet of them alone
Oldfag tip for all the newbies in this thread: if you right click the "No." of a post and click on "copy link" it will automatically convert it into a proper crosslink if you are to paste it into one of your posts.
UM
>>219030673I don't volunteer anymore, it was for a couple of years between 2018 and 2020. Basically for three days a week I ran the till and made coffee while they banged around in the kitchen making sausage rolls and pies and stuff. Really fun time but I used to do a lot of cleaning at the end of the day which sucked.I only did it because my therapist suggested it would help me get better with people (it didn't) but I could have done that gig forever if they paid me.Big thing about down syndrome people is that they're horny as fuck 24/7 and you'd always have to stop them from sneaking off to the toilets together to have a group wank session
Milo Yiannoupoulos' twitter account is very entertaining.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770338240248592.mp4
UMMMM
all the women that pursue me look like sarah stock. am i fucked
earliest use of "omds" was Aug 2017
>>219030742cracking arse on her also did you see her at the grammys with her chebs out?
>>219030742mad how fortnite is permitted to make billions selling sexualised content to children
>>219030618It's probably because 90% of /pol/ is offsite boomers these days just posting there because of q shit
Do any of you chaps know anything about the life and work of Collingwood 'Cherry' Ingram?
▲.▲
>>219030783oh so he's actually still alive and reading /pol/ threads about himself, amazing
womongs imitate human speech like the demons in the frieren anime
>>219030742Not a fan of your message.Big fan of your taste in Apus.Feeling a bit conflicted about what to score your post.
>>219030742wow cool!you're a 40 year old attention seeking paedophile, fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219030783You seen this? What's the /brit/ verdict on this I've been away
>>219030783find it more likely that the van contained the assassinspooky though
>>219030845That's Billy Connolly
>>219030845you can see the ai logo
>>219030769>Big thing about down syndrome people is that they're horny as fuck 24/7 and you'd always have to stop them from sneaking off to the toilets together to have a group wank sessionLOOOLThey do seem fun to be around, very uplifting, it's like that Shane Gillis bit. I've been doing it since high school, there are youth organizations here that help (not a bad place to meet girl volunters kek) mostly for orphans but other stuff also, cleaning the city, collecting school books/toys/clothes for kids in poverty stuff like that. But I've been slacking of lately. It might sound selfish but you do feel good after doing this despite seeing stuff that breaks your heart, I've cried a few times, more than I would want to admit.
>>219030805Yeah I seen the piccy wiccy doingg the rounds the other day. She has early Lady Gaga vibes. Doubt anything she wears will be crazier than the infamous meat dress though.>>219030807Fortnite is slowly transitioning away from being a kids game to be fair.
>>219030783well if it's in a screenshot it must be true innit>You guys i am shaking right nowfuck off
if you look at the statistics, pretty much every child aborted is a mohammedan importedif this is not a punishment by god, i dont know what isgod knows that the best way to punish for sins is to hand out collective punishments instead of individual ones. the latter judgement he delegates to pious folk.
>>219030874you write like chatgpt, are you disabled?
>>219030874please fuck off
me and gang
^.^
>>219030885well it’s literally sourced so yea it’s true
>>219030874>Fortnite is slowly transitioning away from being a kids game to be fair.how exactly is that?
>>219030895
>>219030561early contender for post of the year
>>219030769Btw why were they there, was it like a daycare, what was the deal?
it's really wonderous how ALL yanks ever do is come here and blag about politics or whatever all day long
>>219030960imagine going back in time to 2006, and being able to tell the internet about the future of the UK
>>219030993we already told them in the manifesto of the 93 and the morans wouldnt listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UZENWtwAeMget in here boyos
>>219031013>It is not true that Germany is guilty of having caused this war. Neither the people, the Government, nor the Kaiser wanted war. Germany did her utmost to prevent itright
it’s LITERALLY hostile rorke can’t you SEE what you’re doing to JOURNALISTS
>>219030955>was it like a daycareSomething like that. It was a charity that ran all kinds of activities and businesses so people with addictions or disabilities had somewhere to go and things to do instead of sitting at home all day. Sometimes they'd work in a commercial kitchen, sometimes they'd go out and play tennis, sometimes they'd do gardening etc. There was also an art studio and a secondhand shop attached to a big workshop and scrapyard where they used to do all kinds of repairs and upcycling and stuff. Since I had worked as a barista before volunteering I worked in the cafe part that made and served food. It was a great place but it was run by all these old office ladies who would make the unpaid volunteers do 99% of the work for them
>>219031069>Twmnigga name an acronym
i got "new year squibby" in "uma game"
>>219030892
the entire foreign policy of america between 1861 and 1960s was to squeeze europe like a lemon with the juice being the white man
welsh owls:twm twoo
>>219031117FUS ROH DAH
>she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat gud gud>she got dat yung yung, dat smoove smoove, dat here we go
open the fucking pubs
open the fucking puds (with your intermediate phalanges)
>>219030915Adding more skins from 18+ shows like South Park ect... I think they recently had curse words in their official trailer for the first time as well. I think it was only something like "shit" or summat but still.
>>219031146you promised a vocaroo rendition of this crode
I DENOUNCE YOU AS THE ANTICHRIST
still the best thing orwell wrotehttps://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit
>>219031076Well thats nice, I presume this is all goverment funded. If you see the conditions here you will lose your mind. Also lots of abuse scandals or scams. One girl was stealing the clothes and re-selling them, I think she was on drugs (takes one to know one).
>>219031194
>>219031202That's not "a nice cup of tea"
anyone have a screenie of the original /pol/ sticky
>>219031241why are you here
>>219031194me springing into /brit/ with wild abandon only too see certain recognisable posters are present
they pop smooth out when you use your intermediate phalanges
Report the parasite
>>219031117will someone send these freaks flying?
>>219031213yeah it's definitely government funded and all the people who use the service are on some kind of welfare benefit on top of that.The people who ran it never gave the same opportunities to the drug addicts and ex-criminals that they did the disabled people, it was always "we'll help you get a job somewhere else" not "we'll find you something to do here"
>>219031258saw the porn post while looking at the first page of the index
>>219031294do you ever make a mess from the goo inside a creme egg? especially if it's a quick yam to avoid detection
>wild abandonit's gay abandon or no abandon at all
>>219031197I thought of some good lyrics in the shower but then I forgot them
>>219031309fair enough
bing bong
>>219031294somebody STOP HIM
>>219031312no, i pop it whole in my mouth and yams it without difficulty. it tastes gud
did you know david beckham was in a hospital called "whipps cross"mental
>>219031294creme eggs have declined in quality over recent years. I suspect it has something to do with Cadbury's acquisition by Mondelez.
>>219031358bit like digging up cave paintings thisfitting for polish development circa 2009
I am destined to a life of poverty for the crime of being a young sensitive white male born some time after 2000
>>219031308>The people who ran it never gave the same opportunities to the drug addicts and ex-criminals that they did the disabled people, it was always "we'll help you get a job somewhere else" not "we'll find you something to do here"Yeah that makes sense, just to be clear the girl stealing the clothes was a volunteer not a girl we were helping.It would be so nice if we werent so corrupt and more funds could actually go towards the kids.
>>219031425are you scorpio or aries
>>219031340yes i knew and i know it
Shit will vaguely go down on Valentine's day. Screenshot this.
>>219031444Screenshotted x
>>219031451I have both too, ascendant and moon
Another wuppa down the fookin hatch x
>>219031461Was he born in 1973? Making him 52/53? I'd have thought olderHas he ever worked?
>>219031433Drug addicts are just like that. I love my older sister and she really turned her life around in the last ten years but at the same time I'll always seethe over her stealing my PS2 and selling it for money
Can we talk about the bonus situation?
>>219031481I hate to tell you this but I reckon that's likely his 73rd image of that man
>>219031461I don't like how shameless this guy is. He's too shameless.
going to bed now
>>219031518okay good night love you*kisses you on the forehead and tucks you in*
wanking like a madman
>>219031481>>219031491>>219031499He's in his early 50s I think. He was trolled off YouTubes last year. Shame we're becoming a society where characters can't exist anymore.
just shaved before that I showered but after that I yawned
seaside mark has ugly eyes
>>219031552
>>219031484Good for her. What was she doing? I was a bit of a user for a while but nobody knew and I always had a job ect...
dont like seaside markat least tim was funny to obsess over
I remember being a kid and having a certain respect for 40 to 55 year-old traditional, white, male patriarchs. I remember thinking that they must hold a degree of power and influence within their communities lol.
Trolls only hated SSM because they were bitter/jealous of him claiming top-rate bennies. All the other stuff was just a excuse to hate on him. If he worked for a living they wouldn't give a fuck about the whole Marie thing or his alcoholism.
of course the nonce will look past noncery
Sir William Gooch served as the governor of Virginia.
>>219031599shut the fuck up and go back to /britfeel/ nobody cares
>>219031570I'm not really sure about the details of it since it happened when I was still quite young, I don't know if it was cocaine or something else. I don't think it was meth. She always had a job even then but I know her and her ex-fiancee got into a lot of debt. When they broke up she came back to live with my parents and when I was around 13 some loan sharks came to our house and stole her car
>>219029464wheres the poo smells lol blud
got my tendies in t' oven
Ahem…penis
>>219031577neither do i and yes, i found/find timmy slightly more interesting but also annoying in his own way. i can't shake the feeling that he exaggerates his mental health issues
>>219031662>>219031662
>>219029602heh you got me
