i so pale edition
one of my neighbours is watching tv or a streaming service too loudly. i keep hearing a 'woo-woop' sound every few minutes. is this a jingle for a streaming service?
accidentally stole a tin of beans the other daywas half asleep and put it in my pocket cause I was carrying other stuff and forgot to take it out to scan itI'm gonna get bloody KNICKED!
>>219031640>loan sharksdamn she was deepGlad she's ok now.My little brothers stepped on mine and broke it on purpose, I kicked the shit out of him :D
saw that Brigandine: The Legend of Runersia is on special, might cop itwebm unrelated
>>219031662>i keep hearing a 'woo-woop'It's da sound of da police?
>>219031685you're going mental
>Headquarters 67
hopw hhl fucks off back to britfeel
>>219031747
Emma Watson Some laxatives A funnelMe lying flat on my back with the funnel in my mouthNow THAT’s a party.
>>2190317476 7 6 7!
me and my gang
>>219031786did you have this fetish as a young adolescent or did it start later?
>>219031809I don’t have a poo or fart fetish. I just can’t fathom pretty women doing poos and farts.
Pooners make me fucking sick
>>219031768
>HBO Announces Baldur's Gate Live-Action Series After Game 3what the dickens They used to produce kino after kino. Now all they can do is make shows based on video games and milk that tits and dragons show for all it's worth.
>>219031806the kitten doesn't want that n*gger there
>>219031861evil and uncalled forthe kitten just has an avoidant attachment style (literally me)
>>219031868ktim
>>219031841It can't be worse than fallout
>>219031826really? you can't fathom it? why ever not?just watch videos of women defecating until it feels plausible to you
Which European country would be ideal for me?>A country without a monarchy>A country that has never had colonies of any kind>A country with no overseas territories>A country without kings, queens, princesses, princes, or any monarchical titles>A country that is a lapdog of the European Union>A country that uses the Euro as its only currency>An anti-Russian country>Anti-colonialist country
>>219031893^-^
Gravy’s good tonight
Leftypol seething after seeing a white man in his porn
>>219031685>>219031729wonderful exchange
>>219031868all cats behave like that when they want to be left alone. you think it is just pretending and really it likes that monkey climbing on top of it, preventing it from moving away?
>>219031901Devonian gimmick
>>219031893:)
ktim in 2021
>>219031912What if it's gay porn?
>>219031895>Fallout>Baldur's Gate 3>The Last of Us>Minecraft Movie>HaloUpcoming:>Life is Strange>Tomb Raider>Far Cry>Assassins Creedthere is just literally no new independent thoughtnone whatsoevereverything new already existed 20 years ago albeit in a different formwhat has happened to humanity Only new thing I can think of is Severance
Chicken’s nice and spicy
Sir Wankard Pooser
>leave me alone you stupid goyimpeter mandelson as he leaves britain for israel
>>219031893um
>>219031901Poland
>>219031912Rorke seething after seeing a woman in his porn
It's all good, man.
>>219032022Poland does not use the Euro.
Willard Mitt Romney > Wankard Pooser
>>219031992mad how he's just going to get away with it all
Why Irish pipo so trashy compared English folx? So many of these types of videos online are from ethnic Irish going at it and recording every little conflict of argument https://x.com/videosirish/status/2018773719779336249
>>219032098we failed in our civilising mission
It wot woodle time x
>>219032098the Irish are identical to the english in every way
>>219032114True >>219032146No English are the most superior people on earth.
>>219032181>English are the most superior people on earth.What about GermansThey are not tainted by Celtic genes
It coldAnyone want a cuddle? x
Barely any Brits left who remember a time before Yank cultural domination
found a way to fool uk age restriction checkim hackerman
>>219032128>saturates 40%corr
>>219032222me I do :3 u big or little spoon??
>>219032242Me big spoonAm top
Some people think most of Britain is irrelevant now but I know you have all sorts of sordid secrets
>>219032248yaay but alas a horrible twist it is revealed i am a troon
>>219032263i'm still waiting for the horrible twist
>>219032271>>219032263>>219032248>>219032242>>219032222Fuck off faggots
bunch of homos
The wegovy did nothing. I dont think 0.25 is enough.
>>219032309u.u
>>219032324did you have to submit photos of yourself to the site you bought it from?
>>219032309quite literally nothing wrong with those postshomophobic bigot
>>219032324ze wegovyit dahs naathing
>>219032238Tastes lush thoughs x
>>219032324that dose is just a gentle introduction
>>219032341to be fair I was being extremely faggotted
>>219032324>wegovysounds like a pokemon
>>219032367uuuuuh you sound like a pokemon
>>219032098They're Irish travellers you tard
>>219032316having that big vein on your dick seems to separate the big from small dicks
i'm polish
I want to buy wegovy but I don't meet the bmi criteria which is like 30 bmi and most of the pharmacies selling it now require photos
>>219032405feckless fat cuntjust stop eating so much
>>219031685"Whoop whoop" is a phrase used by Juggalos, fans of the hip hop group Insane Clown Posse, that can mean many things, including a greeting or farewell. It is a fun expression that conveys camaraderie within the Juggalo community.
>>219031961pluribus is original and pretty good, it's coherently written and does not feel cheaply or lazily filmed, which is incredibly rare these daysadaptations in general seem to be going to the dogs, despite more and more clamour for them. 3 body problem which was a sci-fi series with themes similar to pluribus was "adapted" for netflix by the producers of game of thrones (lol) and it turned out about as well as that did
>>219032411I can't. My appetite is genetic. I need to eat a lot of food just to feel satiated
>>219032418I really like pluribus too
whopper or quarter pounder?
>>219032405buy a fat suit
>>219032442so do II just don't listen to my stomach
Also if I diet for several weeks I get gherlin rebound which makes me even hungrierSome people are stuck at a weight due to genes and hormones (making them hungrier than others)
>>219032482are you the lad who eats loads of snacks?
>>219032462That might work for a number of weeks or months, but its impossible to keep up indefinitely without assistance because your body will always be craving satiety
Garn be an interesting weekend indeed x
>>219032417
>>219032340Yes, my big fat belly was sufficient. >>219032355I know. I want the full strength 7mg but one has to go through the stages. >>219032405Buy it online. I got it from The Independent Pharmacy. All it requires is a photo and writing on your weight thats not verified. I put 140kg even though im more like 125kg which is still obese and looks bad but might not have been enough.
>>219032504narrowing it down
Did you lads see the picture someone posted earlier of the smeggy Indian vagina? That was proper disgusting
>>219032525the malaponte melty will be generational
>>219032552*wobbles your belly*you will never catch me
Six Nations on tomorrow. England vs Wales at 1640.
>>219032588
>>219032588remember when wales wasn't shit
It's proper warm tonightIt reminds me, I need to buy an air con unit in preparation for summer
I really like Tolkien but I never read cs lewis
Necking that wot woodle now aren't I x
>>219032617Yeah but all the kids swapped to football and devolved governments are shite and give money to blue haired freaks for dogshit art instead of schoolboy rugby. Wales and Scotland, both rubbish. South Africa did the opposite and are the best.
>>219032608i wonder what happened with his flat
>More than 100 people have died from Texas to New Jersey since last weekend’s storm, the Associated Press reported. Roughly half of the deaths occurred in Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana. Some deaths have been attributed to hypothermia but carbon monoxide exposure is suspected in others, according to the AP.
get the 'tex posted
>>219031662Is there a future worth even fighting for?
>>219032647yeah I didn't recognise where he is, hope he's not doing too badly
so hot it genuinely feels like summer
>>219032661he's in a care homein nappiesprobably incontinent from medication
Can you help us find Summer?Summer, aged 14, was last seen in Kogarah on Thursday 5, February 2026.
>>219032682dont understand this gimmick
>>219032650
>>219032682summer? i hardly know ‘er
Some ASMR in bed tonight me thinks. Cba to find a film to watch.
gay porn wank may be in order
>>219032617Wales will win tomorrow26-15
Massive scandal at the Winter Olympics.
one of my nails has started growing so it's like one lot of nail on top of another, so like one big thick nail. feels weird and I don't like it
Hitler starting to sound very reasonable to me with all this Epstein stuff making the rounds
okay you can all start posting again haha
Bet she does pungent farts.
I regret eating 5 guys
Is too late to start No Nut February (NNF) ?
>>219032911should've just had 4
>>219032911Alri Jeffrey Dahmer.
Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther.
Why aren’t arrests being made in the Epstein case?
Why is nobody talking about Epstein?
might take some diazepam to knock me out20mg should do it
wasted 700 roubles on videogames
>>219033104Justice is a meme. The police only go after low hanging fruit.
>>219033166Based Russiabro. You heard any Ukrainian drones outside lately? Apparently they knocked out power to some cities near Moscow the other day.
>>219033167She could go after my low hanging fruit.
>>219033166that's 7 quid kek
the jeffree epstein scrandal
>Epstein is alive and grinding Fortnite in Israelhttps://x.com/CA_Matthius/status/2019543519401034023Kek
call the copsI'm off my chopsWOO WOOP
it still hurts lads. when are we going to bring it home?
>>219033257on that battle pass grind
>>219033302I'm saying6'120st 2lbsSize 12 feet
>>219033310too small on all accounts
right well that's me done now
>>219033318that's what they all say darling x
nigga was eating all that shite at 4am
>>219033325ugly plate and cutlerymug is passabletable looks like a plastic one for kids to host a fake tea party
>>219033257he is truly one of us
>>219033337it's late night to you but early morning to me because I've already been to bed and slept and all thatbreakfast items in the morning? say it ain't so!
>>219033341shut up tarquin
have a meeting at 9am because our uk client is only available at 2pm.fuck this gay earth
get them out
>>219033371thats no way to speak about sir warwick davis
the cold has shrunk my willard down to hereto unprecedented length+girth
>>219033434*suckles on it *
>>219033303>>219033352You just know Jeff has that Fortnite Crew subscription as well. Oh aye x
he just like me fr fr
>>219033472wish i had lived in 1877bet it was lit back then
Another all-nighter spent playing vidya and shitposting in between watching YouTube slop. Sleep pattern is well fucked. Oh aye x
gonna play some Hades on my nintendo switch lite
>>219033511why do you insist on avatarfagging?
So is that British diplomat getting arrested and the kier Stalin being forced to resign
>>219033523that's what frogposters do
Epstein's Fortnite account was literally active today. He's still fucking grinding lmao. Wonder what skin he mains.>https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/1qwzg65/epsteins_fortnite_account_was_active_today_logged/
>>219033555You know he was into berserk and steins gate
>>219033554I'm not. I just happen to like frogposting.
Phil Leotardo got popped?
I carry this thread
If Epstein has an active internet connection (which you need to play Fortnite) then he 100% lurks and shitposts on 4chan. Probably shitposts in all the Epstein threads on /pol/ for the lulz.
>>219033654fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219033654What happens if we find out he is in Israel playing fort nite and Minecraft
um
Tonight's din dins:>One apple>One 95g can of tuna>One pack of instant noodles>1.25L bottle of coke zero
Oh nigga, my poor nigga. I got it all figured out this time. Stay tuned.
>>219033699scran
>>219033673>What happens if we find out he is in Israel playing fort nite and MinecraftHe literally is de lid. His account was active today before going private.https://fortnitetracker.com/profile/all/littlestjeff1/seasons
>>219033699first two are what christian bale ate to lose weight for the machinist
can't be bothered
Kek he also grinds World of Warcraft. This is fucking hilarious but also kinda fucked up.https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/us/bleeding-hollow/littlestjeff/achievements/quests
We’re just normal men
>>219033766subhuman dreg myself
i saw taylor harwood bellis in ikea once
>5amKinnel. Should really go beddingtons now. Not really tired but need me rest for the day ahead. Just need to neck this can of woca-wola first.
>>219033809yeah you really shoulddon't come back
>>219033699tonight's din dins>24oz (675g) chicken thighs>16oz (450g) broccoliel finito
actually hysterical that after all the hype it turns out epstein was antisemitic and that barely any jews were associated with himantisemitism truly is a mental illness
Oh I wish I was in Yorkshire, hooray, hooray In Scarborough I’ll make my stand And live and die in Yorkshire Away, away, away up north in Yorkshire
>>219033720>>219033749
knocked up the first girl i had sex with and my life's been an udder mess ever since
>>219033854do you actually have a kidhow old
>got drunk on a omegle rip off >Talk about fucking the Asian girl >Say I will eat her pussy like sushi >Make her bow down to American might I did not know this would happen
>>219033818How about I keep posting and you keep reading them.
rorkeshire
>>219033878go to sleep faggot
This is sad
>>219033881kek this is where i live
In 5 hours one of these is going up outside 10 Downing Street
>>219033896Saw this earlier
who replaces starmer?
>>219033878
>>219033888No. I'm watching some ASMR first.
>>219033911I always liked liz’s
I love Lady Gaga and I'm not even bent
>>219033917
>>219033854almost did the same loli was 16 and thought my life was over, her mum was saying she couldn't have an abortion and that we'd get a flat and live togethernightmare
I really want a Persian rug that looks like this. I’d hang it up on the wall
>>219033962I'd hang you up on the wall
>>219033863he's 11 now.love him to death but can't deny it put my life in tatters emotionally and financially>>219033957same. we're both catholic so couldn't get an abortion
Real goth girls are fat, and that's ok.
>>219033983Her family was CatholicWould have been a nightmare and absolutely ruined my life forever, especially since I'm bipolar and she's just mental
Reckon there’s a war coming between the nationalists and the communists. Which side will you be on?
>>219034002ermnationalists for me i reckon
annoying how you can just be born mentally illlike okaywhat now
Lmao you losers having sex and ruining your lives while I’m over here chilling
wish they'd build something like those megatowers from cyberpunk in real life with lots of cheap small apartments to house single evil incels like myself
got horny enough i started wanking to disgusting porn with horrible leather bag women with bogged faces and bolt-on tits
hate how like i threadwatch a thread in /tv/ come back 5 mins later ans its already dedthey have a problem on that board
>>219031699>>219031699>>219031699new threadington
>>219033699alri christian bale preparing for his role in the machinist
>>219033947Sames. Bad Romance, Poker Face and Alejandro are my favourites of hers. So many bangers.
sex arse
>>219033962recommend umm watching color of pomegranategood kinobergfink dats name anywaycba to look it up>>219034115mental these days like i prefer wanking to pics let imagination do the work innitor like part-memoriespornstein just not as excitin' anymore
https://suika.world/fun
>>219034155corr good kinoberg diss wunwun of his best>>219034160yeh propa mental innit
>>219033962Not planning on killing yourself are you?
It's so over
don't have enough space for all my games damn why did ssd prices spike right when I bought a new laptop
>>219034208corr anudda decent arse kinoberg
>>219034211Bitcoin has no actual value, monero does. I imagine in 10 years their prices will have swapped
unfortunately might have to delete gtav to make space for battlefront 2
woke up
>>219034223Why did you buy a laptop to play games in 2026?
>>219034232You gay pal?
>>219034190yeah seems like people only know about that film because of how skinny he was in it but no one's actually seen it
>>219034156https://youtu.be/zn10tbDA_l4?si=iIwckRH2kHIJNagA
>>219034160quite like venus and applause myself
>>219034248it not right
might make a sand mandala
>>219034266https://youtu.be/4o7cV3S55gE
>>219034211so is this the early signs of the AI bubble bursting or what
i'm the only pale person in australia
did anyone watch that doctor who spinoff with the poofter space captain?
>>219034154spastic
turning 34 in less than 2 weeks and i've got no job and no gf and no money, it's quite simply over for the likes of meat least i'm tall and have a big-ish willy
>>219034322Stopped watching dr who when I was 10 mate
>>219034361why? it used to be pretty good until about the peter capaldi era, were you 10 then?
>>219034340Wow I’m like you but I’m 23 and I don’t have a big knob. Have you ever had a job?
>>219034340Your dick is average you're just a runt
>>219034371Went shit after tennant left m8
>>219034374many but i always end up leaving after a few months because i can't deal with it, then i slink back to my neet den and spend a few weeks or months getting drunk
the rise and fall of a midwest princess is a really good album
remarkable the number of people in power who are shocked by things that have been in the public domain for years
>>219034390Oh least you have work experience for your cv then I have none
>>219034340>>219034374ktim but 21 and I have an average sized knob
my penis is very petite
>>219034401i think having a string of short-term jobs might be even more of a red flag to potential employers than having no experience at allalso i didn't get my first job until i was about 28 so don't even worry about it
When he goes the real shit show will begin when we get a far left leader and all sorts of crazy policies
>>219034413mind if i have a look?
>>219034340she'll be right mate. Just before the covid lockdown hit I was made redundant, I had my 30th birthday alone because everyone was isolating, zero prospects, pretty much hit rock bottom. Now I'm in a stable well paid job, very popular amongst my colleagues, lots of attention from the female ones. You will bounce back from this
>>219034420will realistically need to be a snap election won't itentire labour party is associated with that nonce cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZUMhTH5YAsneed a homeless junkie gf
>>219034211loooolCryptofags lose again
>>219034420what far left leader? labour has already irradiated everyone on the left from the party
Faridge is in the Epstein files
>>219034420I think the country has changed enough in the last few years that a far left leader wouldn't be popular enough to win any more. Even people I considered left leaning have started to notice how obnoxious woke shit is
well well, look who matriculated to grade 9someone wants to get into university
>>219031699>>219031699>>219031699new breadbergistan incomin'propa good wun diss
>>219034420>far left leader and all sorts of crazy policiesSuch as not funding Israel and taxing billionaires?
does it often get cold enough in britain that ponds will freeze over and you can go ice skating on them?
>>219034459I want to give her a hug and take her in and make her eat all the eggs
>>219034484wait your bloody turn you incorrigible willy sucker
>>219034471bring back boris johnson
>>219034484please, PLEASE neck yourself you baby talking retard
>>219034459mad how she's got jewellery and a rather expensive-looking jacket despite being homeless for 3 years
>>219034496you sayin' you wouldnt shagg lass on the breadberg?bit gaypropa imbogglinatin'>>219034490saw a sign sayin' wun yesterday do yes
>>219034511fuck off schizo
>>219034505ill be neckin' your mammys cunt mate until squirtation on me face
>>219034490not really, we usually have pretty mild winters. Enough for ice and a light dusting of snow but not proper thick ice
proper hostile diss breasbergborderline kafkaesque hafta be admitted>>219034509phwoar prozzie innitwomen al
always have dat option
>>219034524kill yourself
think I can hear the downstairs neighbour having a wank
>>219034578how so
going to go to the asda soon
>>219034625might tag along aha x
>>219034602pretty sure I can hear the faint tinny sounds of pornography on a phone
mental that people actually believe in christianity and islam and thatfeel like orientals understand religion better than us
reheated cheeseburger for breakfast
everyday when I wake up I thank the lord I'm welsh
wonder what percentage of /brit/ are pedophiles
>>219034694*starts sweating nervously*
>>219034694haha yeah
need to get the bloody AC fixed, sweating like a nonce in a nursery
real communism has never been tried
do you have any idea what its like to suck a huge willy then have your face spaffed on?
>>219034725no but I can imagine it. doesn't seem particularly pleasant.
>>219034725chance would be a fine thing
>>219034739good solid easter island facenothing wrong with that
>>219034725sucked on a big dildo after it came out of my arse but that's it
bro a didy blud
might start doing heroin
good morning everyone !!!!!!
wish I were an attractive female
good morning saars!!
>>219034847well youre not allowed
>>219034847ktimwish i was a female in general life would be so insanely easy
NEW>>219034871>>219034871>>219034871
>>219034858good morning and a blessed day to you :)
>>219031699>>219031699 >>219031699hello this thread was first and already more replies!
