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I'll be going to the UK later this year. What are some must see/do things, and more importantly, what do british women look for in an Aussie bloke?
>>219031733Whereabouts you thinking of going?
>>219031800All over. First Bristol then Bath
>>219031837What types of things are you looking to do? Visit nice looking towns? Site seeing? Night life? How long you here for? What time of year are you coming?
>>219031733go to clapham you'll fit right in
>>219031837well if youre in bath garn hafta see the baths innitbristol?the mdma and prossies
>>219031909I'll be here for 3 years at a top uniI am looking to see quaint villages, visit pubs, castles and bookshops, sex british women and make peace with my colonial identity by ultimately realizing that my ancestors moving to Australia was the best thing they could've done.Also I want to go to Scotland at some point and marvel over how beautiful Edinburgh is.>>219031918I want to avoid Aussies as much as possible>>219031943I thought the baths were full of brain eating amoebas?
>>219031980not possible to avoid them if you look and hear hard enough.
>>219031980JaywickLutonCanvey Island
>>219032025https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-oYS5C1SA10
>>219031980Shrewsbury is what you're looking for
>>219031980>I am looking to see quaint villagesBourton-on-the-Water>visit pubsAny flat roofed drinking establishment will suffice>castles warwick castle imo> sex british womenGood luck>make peace with my colonial identity by ultimately realizing that my ancestors moving to Australia was the best thing they could've done.>marvel over how beautiful Edinburgh is.And you can see the castle there too
>>219032056Where do I go for women that say thinks like 'spaff your spunk on my jubblies'?
>>219031980its illegal for australiana to copulate wiv english women
>>219032073Leeds or Newcastle
>>219032055pls have sexo with me after your shift?
>>219032083I imagine you just go up to them and say 'howyagarn luv? wanna listen to tame impala and get munted on piss at my place' and they melt into putty>>219032056Is it true all these cities are like 20 minutes away on train? That's fucking crazy if true
>>219032045aint watching that ytbshort filth.
>>219032116>Is it true all these cities are like 20 minutes away on train?lol no :)
Goodnight team>>219032113I'm not at work right now
>>219032144Okay but it's never like 8 hours by train between cities like it is in Australia
Finally got into watching The Wickerman you white people need Jesus.
>>219032162No, even London to Edinburgh is only 5 hours
>>219032198You can't suffer in England holy shit.Wow I can like choose to go on an outing across the country on the weekend and be back before it gets dark.
>>219032214look up how much it costs lad
>>219032214Yes, but >>219032230
>>2190321984 hours eta but 5-6, could be 7 painful hours if theres delay and there always is be
>>219032278will*
corr good pooberg diss
Can someone ping me if starmer has a press conference im going to sleep gn
>>219032154Nighty night x
phwoarin' innit
>>219031980some of the bridges in Dorset still have ancient plaques on them warning that you'll be sent to Australia if you damage them which is quite amusing
>>219034562phwoar bet most would love to be deported to australia theze daysstate of uk
thinking fish and chips for din dins
injecting hot Bovril up my japseye
>>219034757phwoar love a hot cuppa bovril
>>219034581Australia will be majority Indian in 4 years
you want me to die, is that it?
