ontarian civil war-edition prev >>219031740
We love our Brazilian neet don't we folks
I have nice quads, I can leg press 540 x 8
>>219033864nope
Dark souls 3 and Doom dark age are on sale. Should I get them?
>>219033885fuck no nigga, dark ages sucks ASS
N
i had a glow up and i’m still ugly as fuck
>i had a glow up
>>219033845what's with hockey players being violent retards?
U
They're basically a disease
>>219033922its called PASHUN, chud
>>219033909Transitioning never works out like you think it will
i will never feel shame for being young
The best is when hockey video games have fighting mini games
I like the Rangers
>>219033959>Rags
cummies!
It’s great being a 28 year old pretty boy. And it’s even greater knowing I have a good 7-10 years left of my 20s
There are anons who get genuinely offended over n word towers. Those anons name? Nigger.
>>219033974>canadian math
>>219033990WAAAAOW YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THE HECKIN N WORD IN /R/CUM!!!
>>219033994Was never my best subject. But I know in the math of my heart that I am correct.
how many more days for christmas?
>>219033974dont even comprehend what youre saying
>>219034019A niggery amount of days and niggelicious amount of months
>>219034019like a month or summin t. canadian
phwoarsfw boardgiant advert of cartoon woman gettin shagged in arsepropa good diss
>>219033990think it's just one guy and he's a huge fagtard
>>219034036i should set up the tree christmas tree
Is it gay to cum from a big cock in my ass?
colonburg is angry
>>219034059yes
Canadian garbage on the rise
>>219034059Yes, unless it’s big Indian cock.
>>219034104no such thing thoughever
>>219034019Not enough
would you a tall gf
>>219034120You the Indian cock inspector or what
Just realized normies go to therapy because they are literally incapable of taking off their mask in front of their friends and family. They literally don't know how to be human
>>219034136bro I just want a girl to acknowledge my existence
>>219034136That guy is 5'4 wearing flame shorts in publicthis is fetish content
>>219034167Go buy something where theres a qt cashier
>>219034136phwoar imagine shaggin.her tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
>>219034210
Asked her on a date
>>219034235what did your mom say?
>>219034229damn he do be crazy
>>219034210i used to think this video was related to ratchet and clank because the city scape reminded me of megapolis
The dwarves are 90% done
What does /cum/ think of this flooring layout? keep it or change it?
>>219034246Actually it was your mom. Feel dumb now?
>>219034253Whoa cool. Are these like Warhammer figures but for LOTR? I know nothing about this stuff.
What do you think about the Brazilian accent? Donaldi Trompi, lapitopi and all that
Awebo
>>219034274Yeah they are from the same guys who make Warhammer. It’s for the Middle Earth Strategy Battle game, which is like Warhammer tabletop but for LOTR. I am doing a Moria Dwarven army :D. These are the basic warriors I finished for the army.
>>219034257looks shitty
successfully repaired my shoes with super glue.
friends asking you to play video games with them is annoying
baja blast and spicy funyun care package arrive tomorrow
Let's play free fire, bro
>when you hold back a poo but its nothing and you end up on the crapper just farting into the bowl
No offense, but tabletop gaming is extremely gay and reddit. No offense though.
>>219034282So why are there brazilians in wisconsin I thought you guys hated the cold and the snow?
>>219034307Nice, they look cool
>>219034308I agree but this is also my starting house and I only have a few materials. Do you have any suggestions?
>>219034337Better safe than sorry
>>219034170that's just how mexicans dress, dummy
>>219034347This but without the effeminate "no offense" parts.
>>219034365>Do you have any suggestions?blow up your base with tnt and drown your character
where's gayson been lately
>>219034385He went to wisconsin
>>219034383I don't have TNT yet
>>219034385mental asylum after he tried to rape his mom
*spreads my ass*
>>219034349Idk, but I get the impression that Brazilians like snow and cold because whenever it’s cold or snowing in the south, everyone gets super excited
cant get the cork back in the neck of the bottle
uhntiss uhntiss uhntiss baby
should i go back to call of pripyat and try to get the last 13 cheevos or should i play clear sky?
play a job application nigga
>>219034253corr been like a year since you startedactually look very good
phwoaruzed to love inhalin' the gfbergsl sweaty asshole
>>219034307Awesome
>>219034451my job is shilling for russia and trolling europeans
>>219034480How's the pay and pension plan?
mr lum is back
>>21903449210 rubles a day and a sack of potatoes every month for life
Girl I haven't spoken to in over a month texted me today saying "Hey". Unless she follows up with tit pics I'm not responding.
drinking milk
I wanna move to Ireland and live there illegally like I did in Canada.
>>219034517say "you wanna fuck?"
man I really could use a Firehouse Sub right now
>>219034526nah shithole mate honestlybetter off in Canada
>>219034385He got made fun of too much and rage quit
>>219034530I would fuck her, but I'd regret it.
>>219034550Show archive
>>219034538they were pretty good. the one in my town closed down though
>>219034539Canada is tiny USA, awful shit, I only enjoy a day when I went to Montreal. Can't go back to Canada anyways.
You know I was a Chad once
My aura has been compared to piccolos aura from dragon ball z
>>219034580i meanliterally the only fing he had no control over in the pic was his hair
don't like it when cat-kike stares and gets in the way of me
>>219034580damn the testosterone really gave you a great life during your peak. I bet you met many great women and found the one for your life
the slow drip release of the epstein files is for the purpose of normalizing their contents so that none of the perpetrators are ever actually brought to justiceeven now we see everyone online shitting and pissing themselves but nothing is going to actually come of it
I've never actively loved anyone in my life. Even my family they're just ok, not anything deeply special
You better finish your Cookie Crisp and Mountain Dew or I'm gonna paint your back porch red!
>>219034633If it was all dumped at once, the news cycle probably would've moved on by now and much of it wouldn't be highlighted or reported on.
>>219034645even then it's all just a big gossip show that will be forgotten in a year or so
>>219034650is this a veiled threat to leonardo?
>>219034653>will be forgotten in a year or sohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Gc0oKISm4
god damn I cant even get drunk anymore
>>219034633is there a direct and tangible thing you would like to happen to a specific person
>>219034633they aren't releasing any of the juicy stuff. intel agencies want to keep that stuff for the purpose of blackmail, or because of active investigations, or because it involves high level people they know, or some mix of all of the aboveWe can only speculate
new stonetoss just dropped
>>219034666still nothing more than political points to be used at the next dog and pony show 'election'>>219034668I'd like to see all these billionaires arrested, tried, convicted, then stripped of their assets and sent to prison where they belong
>>219034633me thinks nothing is ever going to happen. it's all just political circus.
I think Trump has such a huge ego, that his reputation suffering scares him more than assassination attempts
is your pussy wet?
Damage control? I mean us is done anyway sadly I doubt the great noticing will change anything aren't whites the minority in every state
>>219034704i dont have a cat
nigga out here actually be under 220lbs and 6ft like my guy who do you fuck up life that bad
>>219034704Not particularly
niggas out here be likeOi cunt, me hungry jacks been eaten by a giant fackin arachnid
Say what you will about Epstein but dude was funnyNo such thing as an unfunny jew
>>219034735
>>219034735>>219034773I don't get the second one Also what's with all the ='s?
Sleeping in like 3 hour intervals
>>219034734hate it when this happens
Thinking of joining the Carthusian Order
>>219034350>>219034453>>219034469Thanks lads
thinkin about them beans
Ever since I started talking to this girl, the desire to masturbate has slowly been replaced with the desire to cum inside her. I'm horny but the idea of watching porn has lost its usual appealing ease and I can no longer imagine being satisfied by it.
>>219034825Ever seen Into Great Silence?
>>219034835He says "thos" tho
how do I get this fucking cork back in the bottle
I'm having my daily slop, cow liver, bacon and a lot of nopales, cook in the air fryer.
>>219034856No, I want to. Is it good?
>>219034867Yes, it's one of my favorite documentaries
>need some more ram for my pc>hmmm i'll go to best buy>look at the pricesAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>219034884just download some more ram
>>219034883What's so great about it Tell me some highlights please
>>219034884welcome to like 2 months ago
Colombian skinny gf with glasses o algo
>the top part I uncorked from wont fit>flip it over and the unfastened part fits into the neck first try?????
>>219034896internet very slow in Australia sir pls understand
I freak out badly over small things. Im a bitch
>>219034806Just a formatting error I think>I don't get the second oneThe punchline is a bit vague, but i think the joke is it's better for the priest to die to spare a Jew.
Well, here's a Thursday night rabbit hole for me:> Epstein was killed August 10th, 2019.> The Epstein Files show his YouTube account, username: littlestjeff1> The files also show he used the same username on the video game Fortnite, and he was an avid player—showing frequent in-game purchases.> 'Fortnite Tracker' shows his account reached Silver 1 (level 4 of 9—1, 2, 3 for bronze, silver, gold respectively) in the game 'Chapter 5, Season 1.'> Chapter 5, Season 1 was released on December 3, 2023. It ran until March 8, 2024.> Jeffrey Epsteins Fortnite account was playing from Israel in 2024, 4 years after his "death."
>>219034690
Hillary would have freed Epstein too but she would have done it more incompetently. Like we would have some leaked recording of her admitting it or something like that.
>>219034933>> The Epstein Files show his YouTube account, username: littlestjeff1Proof? Post the ETA #
>>219034933>littlestjeff1why is he stealing my boy lil jeffs motion?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw-c8cSL3AE
>>219034961>Like we would have some leaked recording of her admitting it or something like that.
>>219034933One of the guys from the Ted and Austin Broer Show years ago believed he had plastic surgery done and was living in Israel, since Mossad doesn't kill Mossad.
>>219034884If you think its going down you are mistaken
>>219034893It's probably not for everyone. The film itself feels meditative. It's slow. It's beautifully shot. It's not like other documentaries where you're given lots of exposition. You're thrown in medias res, and you see the monks peform their daily routinesI really don't know any other docs like it. I almost feel like an alien observing some other form of life while watching it, trying to decipher what all of their rituals signify
>>219034963he made it up that's his own youtube channel probably
>>219034963look it up nigga
>>219035004You can't post here, you are british
I'd put my KEEM in her CHEE
Enter the penis
They made vendetta (italian) uglier and browner than domina (indian)What did blizzard mean by this
>>219035006He's right but there's also dozens of profiles with that name on youtube & no way to tell which one was actually Epsteins He could have also made his profile private
how the fuck is it already 11:15 wtf
>>219035004I'm going to have see where I can find it
My pussy just exploded and flew out the window, decapitating a random mexican child by its sheer velocity.
Bros wtf Epstein bought a gay erotic movie on youtube
Oooh yeeaah a big big demon is coming out of me. Now I am become “the big fucker.”
>>219035011sent that limey cunt flying
>>219035147What did he mean by this
>>219035132lmao jeffery FAGstein from pissrael
>>219035011I'm going to have sex with your butt!
>>219035211You couldn't get past my beta blockers
I like jerking and gooning but actual sex isn't really that enjoyable
would you rather see white women femdom gangbang an asian woman or asian women femdom gangbang a white woman
>>219035235It is if you're in love with the person
Your transphobia ends here and now. *Starts twerking on you*
If a woman touched me I would cum instantly
>>219035299*punches you in the ass*
you think it's just a cohencidence that all the markets are crashing a week after the latest and most damning epstein release??
>>219035299*flips you over and sucks your gock*
I think my brain is dying because I gave up on understanding the world
I’m screaming ! Like a tiny monkey !
It smells like brownies in my apartment, which would normally be fine but because I haven't made anything anywhere similar to brownies in here ever, I am instead concerned
>>219035382That's what you are, jeet
>>219035390I’m a snow monkey :^)https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Aat9O85ynsI
If you were Joseph, would you believe Mary when she told you that she's totally a virgin and was actually impregnated by God
>>219035467No and neither did Joseph. He believed because an angel came to him and told him.
i remember growing up in a predominantly white town in California and kids would call each other fudge packer and fart knocker on the school bus
Uh oh it’s finally night time. Dis wey de demon come out and is seeking. He blood harshly it burns.
My pussy is hard
>>219035512What does race have to do with anything?
4 AM coffee and chips
>>219035555What doesn't race have to do with everything
>>219035482If an angel came to me and told me that i'd suspect the angel banged my gf
How do you cope with getting cucked by God himself
>>219035584>>219035599Porn brains
>>219035599you kill him
Saw someone with a healthy weight today
I spilled a whole beer down my mouthsuckhole several times
what if you ate a whole tray of cheese danishes tonight and then shat yourself on the commute to work in the morning and showed up to work in your stinky poopy pants
I will see you in the next life
What if you're on your way to heaven and Saint Peter tells you "they expect one of us in the wreckage brother" and kicks you down a flight of stairs into heck?
What if you were shitting and a massive white egg came out instead of poop?
>>219035763sounds like hell
Mozzie sticks or potato skins?
>>219031740This nigga really said to ditch our religious beliefs then proceeds to visit satan worshiping baby cannibalistic rape islandfuck that faggot ass nigga, christ is king
Drumpf
>>219035807Mozzarella sticks are always weirdly expensive at restaurants
>>219035815What's even the point to going to epstein's island as a parapalegic you can't do anything sexually
just got banned from /vg/
my sister is not any sort of tranny but she can put on a very convincing man voice and she just uses it to pretend to be a guy and play warhammer and other games with random online guys and they are unwitting to itit's disturbingit's a good thing she's not hot
>>219035875That's okay!/cum/ is senran kagura general anyways
>>219035892Women want man friendships so badly.
>>219035892The girl at the drive thru the other day had a baritone man's voiceAll the crap in our water is definitely having some kind of effect...
>>219035807mozzie sticks when done right are the fucking bomb and they pair great with hot wings
>>219035892It's probably a good thing you don't find your sister attractive. You don't know what the rest of think however
Living in a small nation where everyone speaks the same language must be nice. That's not to say the U.S isn't great, but I don't feel like I have much of a connection to the south or midwest.
The wagie is sleeping right now
Do you like fun facts?
>>219035960she's like 350 lbs
>>219036041Better hope there are no black men in the group.
>>219036054LOL
>>219036054
Mexicans never post here. They are so weird and rude, it's like they don't have any iberian genes whatsoever.
>>219035921it's sad, isn't it? and they turn on each other when a lady is more honest about it. like, if she doesn't have a circle of girlfriends, they sort of 'uncle tom' (auntie jane?) her and make her feel guilty for wanting genuine shared interests, compassion, and non-seeking interaction. must suck.
goodnight
>>219036041This would be fine if she's like 7 feet tall
>>219036167shes not 7 feet tall
>>219033845I'm going to adopt an american child, rename him ivan and raise him as a russian in moscow. do you think he'd be mad at me?
Do you cook like this?
had too much lemon and lime and now i cant sleep
>>219036375Livin' on the edge
Rubbing shit all over my fucking balls FUCK
>>219036574Ewww
I built billions in Hawaii. Tell me about another beer, bring it to my table.
>>219036587You made me insecure
Allow me to beret your acquaintance
Yeah just suck my fuckin wiener longstyle
Do you ever think about how disturbing life is
Notice to all alpha males:We will be protesting the woke Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime showWhen he gets on stage we will get up, pull down our pants & moon the TVPost pics on X to show we do not support his anti Trump agenda. I will be saving them all to document our event
Slept all day, woke up at midnight and drinking coffee now award.
>>219036827Grim
He killed his best friend and beautiful wife in an alcoholic rage
>>219036885Idk who that is but the wife should have married a nice guy like me instead
It's the rise of the penis
Centre of equal daughters, equal sons,All, all alike endear’d, grown, ungrown, young or old,Strong, ample, fair, enduring, capable, rich,Perennial with the Earth, with Freedom, Law and Love,A grand, sane, towering, seated Mother,Chair’d in the adamant of Time.
>>219036827>>219036880nta but im nocturnal on purpose i switched on one night a week ago still going strong. im literally a vampire...
>>219034136Is that Sneako
>>219037003>on one night a week agoBitch, I've been like this for fifteen years.
>>219034170
>>219036763yeah, but it still beats total oblivion and nonexistence
>>219037076No it gets beaten by those thingsProve otherwise
>>219034136She prob feels self conscious about being so tall. Personally I don't care one whit about such a thing, I'd wife her in an instant.
>>219036231Better than the reverse, and winding up dead like Iryna Zarutska
>>219037093Because I said so, bitch. You can go over to your nonexistence any time you want. I prefer life while it lasts.
>>219037097Women aren't conscious
It's time for me to go to bed
>>219037111You said life beats nonexistenceBut it seems to me that nonexistence beats life because life dies but nothing that has died comes back as far as I knowSo actually death "beats" life
>>219037128You are acoustic
>>219037128Prime example of autism right here folks
When I go to the gym I keep my eyes on the ground because I'm a beta male and I don't deserve to look at women
When I go to the gym I keep my eyes on the men because I'm a beta male and I want to suck their dicks
>>219037040ok but you didnt do that on purpose you just have adhd and couldnt control it... you would never be able to instantly switch to a diurnal sleeping schedule...
>>219037159>>219037168I glance at every attractive woman I see everywhere I goSometimes I make eye contact and smile
>>219034136I’m quite tall myself, so I pretty much require a tall gf. I don’t like being like a foot, or a foot and a half taller than my gf.
>>219037128I technically died on an operating table, but was revived
>>219037178Can I suck your dick
honestly was the whole soy is faggy o algo thing just a psyop to push ppl away from a high protein high vitamins nutritious food source
>>219037176I don't have ADHD. I know because I've been tested for it. I do have a learning disability called NVLD, however. Nonverbal Learning Disability. Doesn't mean I'm nonverbal obviously, it means I struggle with some things that are nonverbal – primarily things like my organization and executive functioning, hence my lifestyle.
>>219037223if you had to be tested for it well theres your answer.... btw did you know that such mental conditions correlate with lgbt
>>219037234>did you know that such mental conditions correlate with lgbtI watched that JRE episode too brah. Also why are you speaking like an ESL?
>>219037249i dont know what jre is......... also because it makes people mad
I'm just gonna pray the gay away
>>219037262
>>219037332.......ok?
I've wondered sometimes if I'm on some sort of spectrum or have some undiagnosed mental quirk. I'm from that in-between generation where they were just starting to talk about ADHD and all that as I was graduating high school, so I always figured, "well, if you do have some kind of condition, it's probably too ingrained to fix it now." but sometimes it does seem like my brain works differently from most people's. like it gets too repetitiously stuck in sorting, clarifying, making sure about everything 100%. someone told me once how I had kind of an odd 'all-or-nothing' way of thinking about things, and she was completely right. it's something I'm trying to work on.
My skin is the same color as cumI guess you really are what you eat
>>219037355You have MCS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vm81FfACcAI need a South Carolinian gf
>>219037378She looks built
>>219037377the only thing that brought up on Google was some kind of chemical allergy thing. poor guys. they spray some febreeze and have an asthma attack haha.
>>219037437For BWC, right??
I just remembered it’s not okay and it’s not gonna be okay
>>219037544the trick is to stop wanting it to be okay.
think I'm gonna hit the grocery store when it openshaven't been 6am shopping in years>>219037355I was diagnosed with adhd as a kid and skipped meds for most of my life besides high schoolgot on adderall again recently and it has unironically almost immediately course-corrected my lifewent from 2 years of neetdom to applying to a dozen jobs and doing interviews within a few weeks
>>219037735is it the kind that has a bakery? getting some fresh croissants and some cottage cheese used to be my go-to breakfast for years. I started having more protein as I got older, though. I'm glad to hear the meds worked for you! nothing a head doc ever prescribed did anything positive for me, but I know they can help some people quite a bit. little jealous, honestly.
>>219037869>nothing a head doc ever prescribed did anything positive for mehave you been tested for adhd and tried different meds?people seem to have pretty drastically different responses to adhd meds, and stim vs. non-stim can be a big difference for some people
>>219036116mexicans do post here, they are nice and polite :)
Not me stomping around my basement and screaming and crying and flailing around and convulsing and growling and sneezing and puking
Digits and I chug one beer right now!
>>219038064Banana Republic tier
>>219037914no, but that's my fault. when I first got into mental healthcare, I was confused about how I was really feeling and they had me on an antidepressant track. later on, I realized I was just normally sad because of how my brain noise was interfering with my day-to-day life, but by then I had foolishly abandoned the appointments and medication. what I'd like to do is try again fresh with a talk therapist, then see if they wanted me to try a medication or not. I'm waiting for some health insurance kerfuffle to settle, so I can pin down where I'd be going that's covered.
>>219037575You can't play reverse psychology on God.
>>>/lit/25070368>>>/lit/25070368>>>/lit/25070368>>>/lit/25070368
>>219038443don't I know it. I think I've tried to play every trick in the book on the old man. surprise-surpise, He's a little too wise for it all.
>>219038253I'm no psych, neurologist, etc but I'm pretty confident depression can stem from ADHD considering it's a dopamine deficiency at its coreit's hypocritical since I'm on meds myself but I've always viewed anti-depressants as a mostly bad thing
>>219038661Very rabbinic post right here.
>>219038674I don't mean it like that. I mean more, that all my failings and flaws, I try to joke about, make light of, you know. something bad will happen, and I'll look up and sarcastically say "thanks." but I've never stopped talking to Him. no matter how old and ugly I get. I ask if He's there. if He can help. I meant the post you're replying to more like a child getting caught with a stolen treat. you can't fool Him, because there is no fooling Him. you can only lie to yourself. or try to do better.
>>219037869>nothing a head doc ever prescribed did anything positive for me, but I know they can help some people quite a bitI need a shrink just as a non-starter cause I have Tourette's. When I haven't been seeing a shrink or on medication, those were definitely the low parts in my life. And I like my current shrink. He's a neuropsychiatrist actually. The appointments are always over Zoom or the phone too which makes it really easy. He's been talking about maybe getting on Ozempic because I've never been able to lose weight no matter what I do and starting to lose weight would make me more mobile and it would snowball into something good. Currently I often experience a lot of pain walking around. I find it impossible to get my blood drawn however so he suggested I get one of those things diabetics wear on the back of their arms so at the very least I can get my blood glucose analyzed. So I see my GP next week.
Nope, Chuck Testa
>>219038782how fat are you and what kind of efforts have you made at losing weight?not trying to judge at all either, I just don't think ozempic is really the solution even docs think it is and that your body would be better off if you could transition to activity without itif the pain is physical (as in just pressure from the weight of your body on joints), something like swimming is a relatively low impact optionif it's like circulation based or something then it's gonna be a multi-faceted thing
>>219038782I wish you the best of luck. it sucks, my sister-in-law got one of those surgeries that reduces your stomach size? and she got it right before stuff like ozempic was becoming common and easy to get. it broke my heart this past Christmas, she was crying because she could barely eat any of the family dinner and even a couple drinks makes her throw up. I felt so bad how she *just* missed the window of a better solution.
>>219038882I'm not gonna trust anons on 4chan.
>>219039004Ozempic et al makes you basically lose your appetite.
Muskox are cool
>>219039032oh, so she wouldn't have been able to eat it either way? I've always been a stringbean, so I don't know a lot about this stuff.
>>219039017okay I guess, have fun losing weight from drugs, not changing your lifestyle, ballooning up again, and then spending the remainder of your life where you are
>>219039079I dunno about either way. I wouldn't be naseous, at least.
Bout to crack open a cooler.
>>219033845what's with hockey and chimping out?
>>219039680>>219039680>>219039680
>>219039375The violence is fun :)
