Britain edish
mad how much i fucking detest women50% of the population and i just can't stand them
good morning I hate women
>>219034890>>219034902KTIM
Any cows in?
women? not a fan
>>219034927hey x
>>219034890>>219034902>>219034918why
women literally live entirely separate lives to creatures like mewe're not even the same species
one again at toil, when will this end?
>>219034890>>219034902>>219034918>>219034931The thinking mans position.
god you’re pathetic nigel
>>219034932*milks your udders*
literalyl me
>>219034970kek this is me when i get slimed and become a demon but still remember the times bro left the call after i came back from being afk so i go to his house and start killing him and his family
taking some of my older bros playstation games to sell tomoz so ill have money to buy Crimson Desert. mental that only one of his old weebshit games will pay for most of it so ill only have to sell two of his games to have enough money
Is it fair to say that Skyrim was the last Nietzschean game?
>>219035008fall guys
>>219034949at least she's not completely deluded about the difference between women and menI've met women that think a man can shag as easily as a woman
she'd win gold in the qt olympics too x
my WHOOP is arriving today!!!!
Blowing a neurotypical's head off with a shotgun
>>219035020>born 5 May 2004Bruh
need to go for a drive somewhere today to charge up the car battery. Could drive out to IKEA and just walk around the showroom then get a meatball meal. last time I did that though it took way less time than expected to walk round it since I was very self-conscious that everyone else there was a couple or a family and I was just speedwalking through the showroom alone not even looking at stuff or saying "hey that's nice" because there was no one for me to talk to. IKEA is only fun when you have someone with you.
>>219034949>sex isn't really spoken about as much between womenwell that's just utter bollocks isn't it
posh people shouldn’t be politicians
>>219035045very very true
>>219035042I prep a list of exactly what I'm buying before I even go there and just make a beeline for each item, IKEA any% speedrun
drinking coffee and playing duke nukem
>>219035077that's the thing I don't even need anythingcould get a potted cactus and a bag of Daimes at the end bit
she's stopped responding AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2190350771.big pack of dime bars2. those biscuits you know the onesdone
I love being English.
for me it's the daim bar cheesecake and the gravy
>>219035088Sorry lil bro she busy
>>219034871I was assaulted by a somali who was 19 and lied about his age to stay in the us and I also was assaulted by a 16 year old who lied about his age both were literally able to get away with it because the school system said was because either they had no mom or they came from warzone
today's mission objectives:- pick up dry cleaning- hoover flat- meet friend for sushi- check up on ex toilfu[Bonus Objective]- check tyre pressures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsC3M8Jrc4o
why are luxurious mansions so cheap in america
>>219035139not rightnot right at all
>>219035156You've already managed to bore us if you want to add that and cross it off now
>>219035177are you looking at ones in middle-of-nowhere, nebraska?
>>219035156probably get the ex check-up nixed lad, never does any goodfor me it's:- squattoil- drive to IKEA to charge car battery- play some more Hades II on my switch- phone da for the 2-monthly 4 minute phone call to check in- early night
rorke doing stuff
>>219035191Georgia
>>219035178I forgot to mention I was 12 when this happened and the bus driver let it happen and I had a black eye it felt great seeing him get deported he is homeless now
>>219035177mate I've watched Escape to the Country you can get a Georgian 4 bedroom home in a market town for the price of a 2 bedroom apartment in Sydney
flying hookers in a helicopter
>>219035198leftypol doing stuff but gayly
>>219035209What?
>>219035197I am genuinely concerned about her, she left the job kinda suddenly and although we've kept in touch she tells me she has stopped talking to her family and stays in bed. Think she might have legit depression so I've been messaging her every now and then to see how she's holding upalso I forgot to add I'll probably play a bit of half life at some pointplease document your little solo trip to IKEA
Playing Red Dead Redemption. Man rockstar are the most overrated devs around, the game isn't even fun and I've already had to reset the game twice after clipping into walls and getting stuck
>>219035232chinookers
>>219035232can you get a blowjob up there?
oooohh look at me I’m hating on the popular thingplease give me attention please!
unfortunately there's been an "accident"
>>219035045They used to run Britain and taking power from them led it to ruin.
>>219035247the early game is kinda dull and on rails, it gets better when you unlock the full open world and find better weaponsalso I dunno how you've managed to get stuck in walls that never happened to me once
how long is your "recharge mode" after you spaff
>>219035271oh no who could have predicted this turn of events
Kek imagine simping and bring conned by a horse faced 4/10 foid
>>219035280I was doing a mission where I had to follow a dog around for five minutes while nothing happened and then a criminal appeared so I tackled him and we went through the wall and I got trapped
>>219035287depends on my mental state
>>219035247Rockstars game design is outdated.
mums actually working from fucking home again I fucking hate my life I want to die
>>219035240you have cheap luxurious mansions too
>>219035311always something with you
>>219035287unironically 3 days until I'm back to my full powerbeen this way since my teens. Suspect I have some kind of low testosterone issue
>>219035122the thing is I don't think she is actually busyshe's had her fun with me and now she's DONE, I'm not even worthy of a "hey I'm not interested sorry"
>>219035294how do these room temperature IQ morons that fall for blatant scams have so much cash to throw around
genuinely think i'm a high test individual which is funny considering how much of a gimp i am
>>219035318The type of mansions I’m looking at, olympic size swimming pool, cinema, tennis courts etc are not cheap here but in America they are
im so hungry I could eat a rorke
>>219035310It really is, GTA6 will be shit but everyone will say it's the best thing ever
is the russian a bot? never see him interact with the thread he just posts random shite
>>219035294had she been younger and fitter she could have done all that above board and out in the open as a sugar baby
>>219035335um
ozempic size swimming pool
>>219035340i theorise that all of his posts are made with google translate so he rarely bothers to reply because it's too much effort.
>>219035247haven't played the first but the second is so boring
and that's how I used to play on my old laptopjust checked the data on the screenshot and it says it was taken on 7 feb almost exactly 5 years ago, absolutely fucking mental that I decided to do the same thing on almost the same day
>>219035336I'll be honest the only reason I'm interested in it at all is the prospect of playing as a big booty latina and trying different outfits on her
>>219035368played the first but never finished the story. Tended to just put on the black bandana then commit crimes.another game where I completely ignored the story was Breath of the Wild, where I skipped every cutscene and just ran about climbing tall things
might pretend to be a girl and start an onlyfans where i upload pictures of my feet
please let me know when I should buy bitcoin again
>>219035388based
>>219035395yeah I skipped every cutscene in rdr2 but almost every mission involves a pseudocutscene forcing you to walk slowly on a a horse/carriage listening to someone else talk so I could never do more than a couple of missions before getting bored
really would rather die suddenly and without warning rather than monged out in a hospice
>>219035388Me too.>>219035336I wish they made different types of games again but the co-founder who wanted that left the company.
>>219035402hope this game has full frontal nudity, they already showed someone's knob in the lost and damned back in 2009 so i DEMAND fanny
fuck my bipolar incel life
>bipolar incelhere's your attention sir
I had a shower and I still stink fuck my dogshit smelly incel life
>>219035415if I ever reach 65 I think I'll just walk off a cliff and get it over with rather than carry on for another 15 years slowly falling apart and becoming senile
>>219035429wish i looked like that
>>219035415piping hot take, this
>>219035446think every post here has to be a revelation do you?
cor looking like it might snow again next week
>>219035443why though? I love sitting around doing nothing I can do that till 100. they'll have some crazy VR I can just plug into so my frailty won't matter
>>219034927Moo x
Anyone else smell eucalyptus or is it just me
wonder what made gibbymoo decide to pack in the onlyfans e-thot grift
in indonesia, male-female twins are expected to marry each other because they're considered to have been married in heaven
Get the women who were born when I finished my GCSEs shagged
>>219035462I just don't like the idea of turning into an overgrown infant that can't walk or even use the toilet without aid while my body slowly shuts down and my mind fails me, seems like experiencing death in slow motion
>>219035497can't be very good for the old menul elves and judging by the scars she's dealt with enough of that already
>>219035508lad this doesn't happen until like 85
It's FriyayCome on, shake shake, shake shake, a-shake it
>>219035423there's already topless girls so i don't see why not
>>219035537me and umpuppy
>>219035557>.<
>>219035537I hate these two
>>219035537excited for the weekend!!(i'm unemployed)
fancy a finger in your bum
>>219035569you dont mean that :)
>>219035529OK I'll admit 65 was a bit premature but my point still stands
>>219035545if you disturb that NPC the animation will have her arm instantly snap to her chest and she'll just run off and despawn
i haven't slept at all yetwill probably wake up and roll out of bed around 6pmi need to get a job
mission updatehoover flat complete, 30XP
>>219035545honestly looks like a PS3 game. Dunno how people get excited for this shite
>>219035607despite all the claims that neets live like kings the reality is that unless you have severe mental illness that lifestyle slowly makes you suicidal in the long term and I'm talking from experience here
>>219035088Is she an escort?
>>219035622it also looks fucking exactly like GTA Vi miss the days when each new one had its own distinct look and themes
>>219035597i don't see why that would happen when there are naked npcs in gta 5 and red dead 1 and 2
>>219035634i'm severely mentally ill but i just want to be normal
>>219035607>>219035650ktim
>>219035648I was hoping GTA VI wasn't set in America. Should have put it in Britain like in GTA II.
simply must time travel to the 90s and abduct a cynical gen x gf
For me it's judging gameplay on cutscenes and screenshots then seething
>>219035634Erm I'm not suicidal >>219035689Erm Im not seething haha
>>219035673>Should have put it in Britain like in GTA II.this is the GTA expert is it
GTA cheadle
i'm having a melty and am seething
Anyone here have a toilfu and a worktoilfu? I'm introducing them both to each other today
>>219035708Aye
>>219035773GTA 2 was in the US matey boy x
Why are we all fighting? It's Diego Day!
*presents my arse*i need to be punished daddy
>General Kala, Flash Gordon approaching>What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?what do you think you stupid cunt
Sir Kier Starmer has to go
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?Percy L. Julian is known as the "soybean chemist," for his extraordinary success in developing innovative drugs and industrial chemicals from natural soya products. The firefighting solution he devised, known as “bean soup,” helped save the lives of thousands of sailors and naval airmen during World War II. His discoveries earned him more than 130 chemical patents and many professional awards.His spirit lives on in dozens of lifesaving discoveries, as well as in the halls of Percy L. Julian Junior High School in Oak Park, Illinois. Julian was quoted as saying, "I have had one goal in my life, that of playing some role in making life a little easier for the persons who come after me.”
>>219035768whats the difference between a toilfu and a worktoilfu
>>219035799You're right. I was thinking of the second literal game haha....
>>219035854go where
watching the schizophrenic ramblings of a youtuber who thinks he's jesus and that the earth is concave
right *slaps thighs* poo time
could go for a couple of dimmies rn
Dropped DOWN to n= 3 and couldn't maintain at n = 5 for this morning's sesh I'm losing it
atb
>>219035768I have a toilfu and a backup toilfu
chocka on the m25 this morning
will you recognise mecall my name or walk on by?
more gay porn is it bruce
>>219035905what am I looking at here
>Top government figures to be forced to hand over messages with MandelsonLOL
IN this house we believe little green Martians go gleep glorp
>>219035962https://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg
>>219035962Wasn't really that funny sorry, LOL (Lots Of Love)
>>219035914what u been doing all night
>>219035926wouldn't know. I can only book a driving test 6 months in advance if I wake up at 6am on a Monday, and cancellation apps don't seem to do shit (probably gonna break entirely next month, they're changing the booking system) Should have learned 15 years ago innit. 40 quid an hour too for lessons, mental.
>>219035962>>219035986Hello LOLpaki
>>219035994playing league of legends
>>219035730we all gotta go someday, and there are worse ways than being bladdered and dying on impact
>>219035898ive got a mere 6 minutes to poo before my train
Just listened to Pictures Of Matchstick Men by Ozzy Osbourne, then listened to Pictures Of Matchstick Men by Kasabian, now listening to the original Pictures Of Matchstick Men by Status Quo, then on to Pictures Of Matchstick Men by Type O NegativeI think there's another one by Camper Van Beethoven but that's all I know
everyone get up and dance for peace on earth
>>219035444Same lad, same. I'd totally be a smoking, motorcycle riding alt-chick, and hopefully a lesbian too.
Callooh! Callay! It is Diego Day!
We at /brit/ do not recognise the existence of the Winter Olympics
>>219036079It just feels like Mario Party. Bunch of weird ass minigames
feeling anxious and scared
>>219036079>>219036091Just give it a go
>>219036080Are those veggie/vegan sausages? Colour a bit off innit
>>219036080hotel slop?
>>219036080corrrrrr
*lays a friendly hand on your shoulder*
>>219036079/brit/ is a 2-man luge general
if I ever start an indie band I'm going to call it Messages With Mandelson
>>219036133*lays a friendly hand on your bollocks*
>>219036145Last track being "Moral Support"
>>219036133did this to the slightly chubby lass at toil the other day and she appreciated it
Rorke celebrating the year of the horse
Porke celebrating the year of the pig
>>219036196for me it's all the horse themed hentai that comes out
>>219035858One is at home, the other I work with
i'm a soulful wigga
ktim
>>219036263you're a dumb newfaggot
>>219036263do you not know what toil is m8
>>219036263pretty sure you're supposed to refer to the one at home as your girlfriend and not "toilfu"
>>219036247>horse themed hentaiOne thousand of your ancestors just sighed
lad i work with is a good laugh but he's dumb as bricks, enjoy hearing his takes cos i know it probably applies to a lot of the rorkeform typesfor example he was fully seething about the government using tax payers money to provide free school dinners for povvo kids. surely if he loves the country so much he can't be that arsed about feeding some of the kids that live in it
Half of all Seminole, Sioux and Cherokee men belong to the R1b1a1b haplogroup, which is most prevalent in Northwest Europe.Overall, amongst all native North American males, approximately 12% are R1b.
>>219036294my ancestors are already immeasurably disappointed by the fact my bloodline dies with me, I don't think adding wanking to hentai will make much of a difference
>>219036299Maybe he means forrin looking kids.
>>219036299Rorke thinks kids should just starve if their parents are poor
>>219036334>>219036299Rorke realises every person in the UK can afford £10 a week to feed their own child
not a single child in this country is going hungry because their parents genuinely do not have any money there i said it
>>219036299round up any parent that hasn't worked for a year or more and question them as to why, if they don't have a valid answer then force them into a low skilled minimum wage job (if they don't turn up they get arrested)
Ozempic is being made free in the US Presumably so they can conscript more easily in WWIII
>>219036334Wow this is true:>>219036340>>219036353>>219036360
>>219036364it is funny when commies call you a bootlicker
WHY SHOULD MY TAX MONEY BE USED WHEN ALL THESE TOSSERS IN PARLIAMENT AVOID CONTRIBUTING TAX THEMSELVES
>>219036374>Presumably so they can conscript more easily in WWIIINothing ever happens. We're no closer to WW3 than we were 20 years ago
70% of gen-z living outside their parents house hasn't eaten soup in the past 3 years
im not sure my cock would survive a angela rayner premiership in all honestly
If the parents are unemployed, what's stopping them going out and picking their own food? Get them on the farms
>>219036406cause its fucking rancid cant believe some people have soup as a proper meal but its ok cause its '''''hearty''''''
>>219036364leftypols profound stupidity is actually hilarious
>>219036424love soup mecorr thick cream of tomato soup with crusty bread phwoar thats a bit of me that is
>>219036287Okay rorke>Done him
>>219036435
off to the Lidl to beat the crowds as it were
>>219036424Hey fellow soup hater. Shite excuse for "food"
>>219035925what are they doing?
>>2190364613 pastel de natas please
Soup is decent but Baxter’s > Heinz
>>219036453it is just one of those things people pretend to like
french onion soup is peng to the power of 10
>tinned soup i thought society had moved on from this. why would anyone ever buy that vile slop.
imagine being one of the arabs living in babylon during the middle ages when it reduced to a villagebet that was mental
>>219036489had exactly this last night except the smiley faces were microwave rice and the red sauce was mayo x
>>219036489are you genuinely implying this would not taste nicer than soup?
>>219036508i imagine that transformation took several decades if not longer
>>219036489are they halloumi sticks
>>219036506>why would anyone buy this cheap, healthy, tasty, convenient food that is shelf stable?
>>219036489>potatoes, peas and breaded fish is le BAD
So not only do we not have our own shops and chains anymore, with the only things opening these days are more and more American fast food slop, I just heard the UK are doing their own Saturday Night Live now. What has happened to us
>>219036524not healthy or tasty you fucking mong.
Ghislaine was so fucking beautiful
>shelf stable
>>219036534every british person under the age of 80 has lived their entire lives under american hegemony
>>219036535Calm down fatmong don’t have another episode
me mental shelf is unstable
>>219036544i accept your concession, fatty
Don't you guys have jobs?
>>219036555no lol
>>219036558As I said yesterday Rorke, I know you find it hard to comprehend, but we don't care about "teams". If Chomsky was a nonce then he must hang. Left, right, doesn't matter.
i do so little at work that one tiny thing is given to me and it pisses me off. Maybe i was supposed to be a neet
>>219036555WFH master race here. Most of /brit/ during the daytime are bennie scroungers though, yeah
>>219036569then why are you up so early?
>>219036570how many rorke posts are you attempting during today's 16 hour 4chan shift Ads?
If the 2020 election was rigged then why didn't they rig 2016 or 2024?
>>219036580been up all night
I can fix her
>>219036555I work an office job so most of my work is done in 5 minutes and I spend the rest of my day posting on 4chan while pretending to work
>>219036575>corrrr watery slop with beans and pasta and random vegetables, you CAN’T beat that!!
>>219036592sort your life out you fucking freak
getting upset about soup, are we
>>219036614no x
BritishCulture
rorkette and leftypolly
You know you can eat more than one kind of food, right? Soup eaters aren't limited to only eating soup. Like you can eat more than chicken nuggets and potatoes smilies if you want
evil fucking millenial boomer at toil statrting all her paragraphs wioth 'okay so' AND ITS BOILING MY FUCKING PISS
Mental to think that little injun fellas built this a thousand years before Europeans showed up
>>219036447Rottweilers are the superior guard dog, they don't attack their owners, only other people
>>219036619based, I kneel
which game should i play next out of FF9, FF3 and chrono trigger?
>>219036621Yeah bro I'll have a Carl's Jr while watching SNL and the superbowl bro while wearing my MICHIGAN sweater
>>219036637>potatoes smiliesprefer potato metaphors myself
>>219036644looks shite
>>219036657>Carl's JrGross>SNLFunny sometimes but I don't watch it>super bowlI do enjoy this, yes.Never been to Michigan
>>219036663Haha was waiting for something like that
>>219036656ff3/6 is wank. Other two are brilliant though
Got a big Iceland shop delivered yesterday full of stuff that would make the foodmongs in here seethe with rage. Potato croquettes, turkey dinosaurs, hamwiches, chicken dippers, oven chips, frozen pizzas kek
Speed camera has got me 65 in a 50 on my way to work this morning that’s me on 6 points now then
>>219036671would like to see you do a better job
I think my neighbour has died
>>219036688appeal it "gotta go fast" can't argue with that can they
Iceland shop, oh dear oh dear
>>219036693do one every morning and flush it away shortly after
There's no reason not to shop at M&S these days, particular for the basics like bread, milk etc. The prices are equal to, or sometimes less than, Aldi and Lidl but with far superior quality
>>219036722all i think about is the bankers and the bonuses and the bankers and the bonuses and the bankers and the bonuses
>>219036688My lovely mum takes my points for me now because I’m on 9.When I drive I adopt a “lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep” mentality
>>219036727M&S doesn't sell Jasons Sourdough thoughbeit
>>219036704Sometimes you just want something quick and convenient lad. I have a very diverse palate and love to cook too, I’m making a beef rendang from scratch today x
>>219036757Hate this fucking mutant
getting audited at work. I just know they firing my ass
>>219036769I thought audited was like to do with taxes
>>219036727Aldi is way cheaper you mentalist
>Price of average UK home passes £300,000 for first time, Halifax says
>>219036757rotten little gurning ginger cunt
>>219036779That’s because you’ve never had a job Rorkeypops, don’t worry your little head over it x
I've spent a decade chasing experiences but now I know things are much better
>>219036785When was the last time you compared the two? For me, it was yesterday. I know more than you
>>219031699>>219031699
>>219036779It's an investigation on finances they're looking to see if the team im on is worth the cost
>>219036792My Victorian townhouse cost 695K, mad that when it was built it was for poor people.
Iceland also sell proper Greggs sausage rolls frozen and they’re absolutely lush. Mental how Gregg allowed that, if they started selling ‘kizza and maccies burgers I’d never have to leave the house again
All those deleted posts. Grim little spastic.
want to drink but i will feel good for 1 hour and then like shit for 24
