I'm thinking to move to Ireland and ask for asylum. I used to live illegally in Canada, I did twice and ask for asylum there too. I hated Canada with my whole soul but I dont have education and haven't talk to my family in a while.What should I expect?, what's the better time to go there?, like to meet people, weather and everything else, I've never been to Europe, just Canada, I dont even think I've ever meet someone from Ireland(excluding there descendants ofc).I don't know there's some charm to the place and I love ginger women, I kinda fetishize em.I dont wanna go to Spain or the UK, honestly and other than Spanish I only know street english.Most likely I'll do it, not yet, maybe in 2 or 3 years, but the thought is there.
Ireland is boring as hellI'm not joking. Anyone who is used to living in a city will find Dublin no much better than any random mid sized town anywhere else on Earth. You will see the same faces on repeat, everything will feel just dead, boring, not much to do besides entering a bar and just drink the boredom off.I genuinely don't know how they're an independent country at all. That island is just countryside with a government.
>>219047788>That island is just countryside with a governmentThat sounds awesome as hell, I never liked Toronto or any other city in Canada and México ones are just to chaotic. I love rural life but I'm adjusted since I live for so long in a city to sometimes indulge in city amenities, like the cinema. Walking out and getting into a pub sounds awesome too.
Why there when we literally have us up north?
>>219048734I don't like the USA. I barely stay in Canada without losing my sanity.
>>219047658Probably a bad time. The asylum system is crowded from people who got rejected appealing their cases and getting holed up in hotels for years waiting for the very slow appeals process. The government's starting to getting stricter on them since people are getting angry that the housing market is super expensive. Though I guess that's true in a lot of countries at the moment.Isn't Spain giving away free citizenship to tons of people soon? If you can get Spanish citizenship, then you can move here and live legally because EU.We have more ginger people than pretty much anywhere else in the world, but keep in mind they're still rare.>>219047914If you're fine with living in the middle of the countryside then yeah housing will be cheaper. Like >>219047788 most towns have no entertainment besides drinking but we're a small country so you're never more than an hour's drive away from a city.
>THERE'S A MEXICAN IN MY VILLAGE
>>219049427>The asylum system is crowded from people who got rejected appealing their cases and getting holed up in hotels for years waiting for the very slow appeals processHonestly, that's fine, I'm not intending in leave everything to the system, as soon as I can I'll get a job and get out of anything related to government assistance. Honestly is just to buy time and maybe being able to work legally, I've live in shelters full homeless and deranged people and in overcrowded places. I dont think a Morrocan is gonna be much worse.>Isn't Spain giving away free citizenship to tons of people soon? If you can get Spanish citizenship, then you can move here and live legally because EU.They do that 1 or 2 times each decade, I'd be the same(if not longer) waiting and I'll be to be illegally the whole time.I mean the chances are way bigger than in México, kek.>we're a small country so you're never more than an hour's drive away from a cityThat sounds awesome.>>219049614Thats nothing with what I was being told in Canada.
I would rather live in Mexico. The weather is fantastic, sexy women, eat nice food all the time, drink tequila with the hombres, go to wrestling matches. SOVL..This place is depressing in comparison to that.
>>219050241ypipo are not welcome in Aztlan
>>219050241Anyplace is nice if you as a tourist. I'm not drinking tequila every day(it is expensive), the girls you might meet are 99% of the time golddiggers so they have the money and the time to produce themselves, wrestling matches maybe but I dont like lucha libre and well thy are expensive too.I love countryside and honestly gloomy weather is so nice for me, i love it.
>>219047658How will you even get there? They will turn you away as soon as they see how little money you have and no job.
>>219050838 I work almost 8 years in Canada and I always been quite frugal. I have money and I'm thinking in work to save some more before going.
>>219050755>the girls you might meet are 99% of the time golddiggersWhy assume they're different here? Bitches are the same everywhere, bro. And if you are a manlet/have a bad job you will have no chance.
>>219051683 I mean sure, I'll take the incel rhetoric that most women gravitate around chads or whatever, certainly might be true at some degree but as a tourist anywhere is not like the chances of at least finding someone half decent are even a tiny bit. Literally if you to Cancun, or any other place full of foreigners womens are just looking to you as a wallet or a way for leave their countriesAnd well, I'm not wanting to make tourism in Ireland
>>219047658How do you even plan to get there?
>>219052196There's this fantastic new technology called:Airplanes Hope you get em some anon
>>219052386i mean why would they legally admit you?youre clearly not desperate, you're trying to pick the perfect country off a mapalso how the hell does a poor mexican afford a place ticket to ireland
>>219052424Mexicans can enter UE legally upwards to 3 months, I think. Obviously once there I'd ask for refugee changing my status and getting more time.I mean I was desperate enough to live in Canada, shouldn't be allowed to choose the country I'm gonna slave myself now?, instead of going where I can.Theres direct flights from Cancun to Dublin, they cost like 400-500USD, after getting there as long as I have enough money and a ticket out Ireland(like to another EU country), I should be fine. But I'll go prepare with more.
>>219052734>I mean I was desperate enough to live in Canadahehe
>>219052734Yes but they are always on the lookout for people who are likely to overstay. If they think you will, no tourist visa for you. There is no requirement for them to let you in. You sometimes see them getting questioned at the airports.They only need to let in their own citizens and EU citizens, but we are fine to live and work there permanently.
>>219052945 >Yes but they are always on the lookout for people who are likely to overstayI know that, when I went to Canada the first time I was intending to stay as well, just not ask for refugee. I was prepared, at least to look like as a tourist, I was questioned and detained for 3 hours, they couldn't find anything, I was well prepared, so much that I did it twiceWe dont need VISA yo enter the EU, just my passport is enough, so I just need to go prepared. Most of the people I see dont let in where those who went with nothing, not enough money, not a reliable history, itinerary or an idea of what was going on. One was returned because went with works boots, getting nervous and not being able to justify them
>>219052424Serious question: did you grow up/live in a small town without ever travelling?
>>219056940Yes. I did up until 13.
why would a mexican get asylum and why hereare you going to claim to be hunted by cartels for sucking cocks or something?
>>219056970I'm gonna say I'm from Afghanistan and that I lose my passport. So I can rape your women, cocksucker.
>>219047658You are an extremely entitled piece of shit. How can you speak like that about Canada and then you have the gall to try to claim asylum not only there but also in Ireland? You are not fleeing an active war zone, you are not from an extremely poor country in subsaharan Africa, you are from a middle income country. I hope you kill yourself or that you get killed.>I love ginger women, I kinda fetishize em.>I hated Canada with my whole soul but I dont have educationYou are a huge cancerous tumor, i hope the Irish reject you from their country, as it is clear you cannot add any value to their country or any country as evidenced by the fact you want to make an unsustained asylum claim because otherwise you have no way of getting there.i hope you come back home after getting deported and i hope the cartels dismember you.
>>219057438so your plan is to fly into an airport get caught on camera and registered and then claim you never had a passporti should encourage you to come over and spend what few pesos you have lol takes a retard to get deported but we have one here
>>219056970That retard wasnt even smart enough to get through college. I hope the Irish dont make the mistake of letting that 70 iq untermensch in their country. Mexico sucks, but it is not in a state in humanitarian crisis, he doesnt need asylum in a foreign country.
>>219049427Former Spanish colonies (even the ones who dont speak Spanish like the philippines) can get citizenship in 2 years, he is just an insane parasite, they say beggars cant be choosers but he is both. Spaniards are lucky for not having to deal with that subhuman.
>>219057576 Man, you are so mad. Stay like that.And yes, Canada is shit, my intention never was to stay that long or ask for asylum there, I did because I had literally no other options, when you are push to a wall you do what you can.I've deal with cartels my whole childhood i dont think is gonna be a problem now or if they pull me back here.>>219057603Nah man, I'm joking, I have my reasons, you should complain more about Brazilians, they are doing the same and worse and seem fine.>>219057604I couldn't go thru college, I've been working basically my whole life, since I was probably 10. So the only thing know is work, I wish I could've study like Mr. Piss pants but I didn't have the chance, even to this day, if I wanted that woukd take a lot of time and money, which i have but those things run out fast and I have not a safety net
>>219057576desu Canada is a massive shithole. My parents moved here when I was young and I deeply resent them for it. Frozen jobless shithole of drug addicted assholes. You have it better in Mexico, believe me. And if you knew what Canadians were like, you would not they should not be respected. They are universally scum that fuck each other over for no reason.
>>219050241Blame western propaganda. A lot of browns live in paradise.
>>219047658Libtards in the USA are literally getting shot so you can leechmax in their dying country. Just sayin.
>>219058378I didn't like Canada, what's make you think I'd like living in USA?
>>219058350paradise?, yeah men we all live in places like the beaches of cancun and Puerto Vallarta for sure. Pendejo.
>>219057727The thing with former Spanish colonies is that they still have a large proportion of ethnic Spaniards living there, and can pass as Spanish. Even the Philippines has a large ethnic Spanish minority.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippineshttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinos
