Havre de Grace, Maryland editionold >>219056553
>>219059378Name something you did to brag about
>>219059366Not sure. He seems to be an autistic poorfag. Maybe he can not afford other food.
>>219059378RED TOPS RED TOPS WE GOT DEM RED TOPS
>>219059409autism
Time to switch to water>>219059409Graduated hike school. Got accepted into kawledge
Hair stylist cut my hair too short
Thank you threadcuck
>>219059378When I think of Maryland, I think of Baltimore and The Wire and not about picturesque seaside towns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTMdPDFtJyw
>>219059435relatable
>>219059435Funny image + post combination
>>219059409I can make fart sounds with my hands.
>>219059438It's too wet fren, I think you should add more, just go by the picture I posted.>>219059414He thought Covid was the end of the world and bought insane amounts of rice, beans and lentils. He said he has for more than 5 years maybe more.
>>219059476*mega farts with my hands*
imagine like vampires but instead of sucking blood they need to suck human semen to survive....... also theyre all dudes.............
>>219059489Nice!
Personally I'm scared to talk to women
>>219059507Thanks!
>>219059442People in Bethesda have the highest standard of living and people in Baltipoor have Afghanistan tier levels of living. I think that's interesting for such a small state
why does every novela end with bad guys dying and a marriage happening in the same episode?
I miss when "the raped" was a response you would only see periodically in /brit/It's actually bleeding into other boards now
>>219059513god damn i thought you meant bethesdas video games for a second and i was wondering what game baltipoor is in....................
>>219059508Why?
Mouth: "so true"Brain: "what the fuck is this nigga talking about"
>>219059531
>>219059442Havre de Grace is on the bay but yeah MD is full of a lot of small towns. Other than Baltimore and Columbia I think all the cities and towns in the state have under 100k inhabitants. A lot of beautiful ones are on the bay, like Havre de Grace, Annapolis, Rock Hall, and Oxford>>219059513Yeah Montgomery County and Howard County are some of the richest and most educated places in the US IIRC. There's also counties that look like they're stuck in the past if you go out into the sticks
>>219059527you might say something autistic and be publicly humiliated
>>219059515>novela>episodeWhat are we talking about
Why does my mom keep coming to me with internet articles about outrageous bullshit and pseudo-christian aislop videosWhy does she insist i NEED to see them as if the newest "drinking too much spinach linked to total organ failure" is composed of such thorough truthnukes i must immediately drop everything i am doing and watch it with her
>>>/gif/30224609tonight's fap
>>219059525The company is named after the area. That's why the original games had the subway and no one else shows it
>>219059571bethesda sounds like a made up place name........ thus suiting of video games........ no offense tho...........
>>219059586It's a name from the bible.
>>219059513>>219059541What is Charles County like?
>>219059591makes sense....... shits made up
>>219059586https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pool_of_Bethesda
Here's my 75% hydration dough, sorry for the shitty Pic but my camera is tucked up th8s is from my tablet, this is how it should look like
>>219059605can i stick my dick in that doughussy
RZA on that SOPHIE tiphttps://youtu.be/59NVvnkJ0Sw
>>219059605Looks good
>>219059623Yeah
>>219059592I haven't explored it much but I know it has some bedroom communities where people sleep there and work in or outside DC. I also know they've had some tornadoes in the county seat.
>>219059646*plaps doughussy*
>>219059644Yeah, and it's not even kneaded, I just did 2 sets of folds, 4 more folds and I'll put it in the fridge to be baked on Monday.>>219059662Use protection pls
>>219059628I was the first one to post that Sophie died in /cum/. I remember no one cared and then some Jap responded like hours later
>>219059681sorry whats that? i couldnt hear you over the sound of my dough plapping............
Oh man I should have prepared food before hitting the vape. I’ve been out all day and just got home and had like 2 scoops of whey all day. But now I’m so stoned and tired I don’t want to get up to make food.
Packing up makes me realize how big the place is and now it makes me sad
I've been to 13 different foreign countries. Can I say "I've been all over the world" yet?
>>219059691At least pull out
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous
My first crush was a latina girl in my kindergarten class. I have been latina pilled since I was 6 years old.
>>219059744Based, my first crush from kindergarden is now a lesbian and a singer and tv show host.
I was running through the six with my woes
>>219059586All names are made up shit for brains
I had a girlfriend but no real friends I kind of gave up on friends after 14 because I see myself as deformed
I’m really tired but I think it’s mainly because of only consuming 300ish calories. I should probably just shower and go to sleep. I’m fat anyways so I could use the caloric deficit.
>>219059757I just looked mine up and I can't find anything about her so I assume she's married and changed her name.
>>219059773not mine...............
>>219059779I have unironically become the Underground Man.
>>219059779I'm kind of the same, but I haven't had friends since then because asking another man to go do stuff together has always seemed gay to me.
>>219059794I saw mine at her concert one time, she immediately recognized me and we started talking, then we saw each other again and I asked her out and she said she has a girlfriend lol :D
>>219059797Yeah but your name is a queef noise so
>>219059822yeah and its real as fuck.............. fuck off fake named idiot
raymoo
>>219059713Americans be like 'the world series' and nobody else plays their kiddie sports
>>219059835I love her but why does she have a daoist symbol? She's shinto
How do I make money?
You know I want to have friends but again I am just terrible at making friends. I am still shaken up from being cat fished 5 years ago even though they didn't get nudes or anything sexual.from me
man mw2 on veteran is tough
>>219059855hmm never thought about that
>>219059851The best player is Nipponese thougheverbeit
The gym has the best lighting but I feel weird pulling out a phone and photographing myself on the gym floor
Dead thread dead poomunity
>>219059872have u tried the well known trick of GETTIN GUD
scenario: everyone has to have sex with me or they will die......... and i mean there has to be full penetration of a private area and at least one orgasm involved......... both men and women have to have sex with me, or they die................... be honest /cum/...... would you have sex with me if it meant avoiding certain death..
>>219059409I've been to 17 countries. I know some people have been to 150 countries, but I'm proud of 17!And 33 US states
>>219059968I have never left north america
>>219059968Impressive, I think I've been to 7-8 only. I mostly go to the Netherlands and Greece, my two favorite places in Europe.
>>219059378>Maryland threadBased I'm from Crofton, a very stereotypical American suburb. High school was very fun since all my friends lived a few streets away, many adventures were had
I have never set foot in Saskatchewan or Manitoba (albeit I have flown over them many times)
>>219059978You could visit 17 countries without leaving North America
Hi I'm actually pretty cute
>>219059988facts
games i played today and do you like the look of my profile?
>>219060002What is Papers Please
>>219059979Those two are great.My friends and I were high the entire time we visited Amsterdam, didn't visit any hookers though which was probably the right call
>>219060011soviet border inspector style game
im severely parched
I've been holding in my farts all day and just got home and ripped several that lasted 3+ seconds
>>219060020Netherlands is perfect, it's probably the only place I would want to live. I've been there more than 10 times. Amsterdam is great but it's a bit crowded with all the tourists. The Hague is great, Utrecht I like, Groningen was awesome.
Had some canned tuna in olive oil. I can feel the strength returning to my limbs.
meet me at the crossroads nigga and one of us will die an honorable death befitting a samurai
>>219059964no one answered.......... i think its clear what this means................
>>219060061Rotterdam is also great.
no one cares about my steam profile so i no longer care about this thread
>>219059995hii
>>219060084cod sucks.......................... sorry to break it to ya......
>>219060070Samurai weren’t very honorable. Musashi is considered one of the GOATs yet he utilized devilish tactics like setting the hour of a duel very early. Sleeping in and arriving late to ensure his opponent wasn’t as fresh as he was and to agitate him with his tardiness.
>>219060002How about call of doodie and it’s about poo
imagine being a 150kg brownoid holy f u c k
>>219060093now rate the look of my profile
my roommate has mental problems and is trying to gaslight me recently
>>219060099i dont have anything nice to say about it...........
>>219060119what are your negative thoughts about it
>>219060102douse him in gas and light him on fire while he's sleeping
>>219060142That's not very nice
>>219060157he wouldnt have to suffer with his mental illness anymore though
I just came
phwoarmay hafta embarcate the brekkieberg afta the udder finggoddamn [redacted] got sem fings on the sex arse
>>219060165to?
Where is baguette anon? I want to know what happened?
>>219060129first of all you played cod.............
For people whose job it is to help and rescue people, you will never meet a bigger group of self-absorbed dickheads than ski patrol guys. Literally the most insufferable human beings on earth.
i want another baja blast but i already drinkened two today
>>219060194what games do you play
birb
>>219060178He died after trying to eat his raw baguette batter :(((
>>219060213skyrim............................................... duh
>>219060213purble place……..
>>219060234gay nerd
>>219060235fuck off.......... you are not me......... i would never put a space in between dots..........
>>219060228I hope not.
>>219060242didnt you literally say you would have sex with me earlier.......... unprompted
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>>219060253Penis
>>219060250i.....would never say.....such a thing.....
>>219060264and yet......... you did......
Massive farts today, guysMust have been the Chinese food I ate yesterday, or the Doritos flavored beef jerky I ate earlier today
>>219060264>>219060269Haha, you guys are like Stevie from Malcolm In The Middle
Drank too much. Time for sleep hope I don’t puke
didnt like the new doritos flavour.............................. just saying
>>219060269i....did not.......
>>219060271>Doritos flavored beef jerkydios mios
>>219060283then why did you kiss me.......
done with this gay shit
>>219060290It's not bad>>219060282Whats the flavor?
Bros what's happening with games?
>>219060298ultimate garlic parm......... didnt like it....... just didnt
fart flavored Doritos should be a thing. and cum flavored jelly bellys
>>219060304Who would eat that
i won................. i outgayed him.........
>>219060302Idk I haven't played any game released after 2015
>>219060298I would have never thought of such a flavor, amazing. I'm not sure I've ever had jerkey, we have pastarma here and biltong which I think it's the same. Tbh I've never had doritos now that I think about it. Or maybe I did and I don't remember.
reckon jacob elordi could do a good jim morrison
>>219060318Same, we used to play fifa at parties at that time.
>>219060309fags like jason and brian i assume, they like shit and cum
>>219060303That sounds really gross actually >>219060321Doritos are mid, but you've never had jerky?It's just dried beef with spices
Elk jerky is the best actually
hello frens
>>219060361I haven't had American style, we have things like that but probably the spices are different.
>>219060374AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>219060374hello
>>219060377what heppen
>>219060375I think what's also different is that beef jerky is cut into strips before being smoked and dried, and that looks like it was cured and dried as a whole piece
>>219060385Nothing. That's how I say hello
>>219060387So yeah I haven't had jerky
jerky prices are outrageous these days, I refuse to pay them.
>>219060361i like garlic and parm...... but that didnt taste like garlic and parm..................
>>219060405I need to learn how to make my own, seems relatively easy
ngl A Forest still goes hard >>219060383hello >>219060392okay then
>>219060410it is easy, but if you cheap out on quality meat it's just a waste of time. i mad some with my dad since he has a dehydrator, it was a bit of work but turned out really well. we cut venison steaks into really thin strips and used a simple maple and brown sugar glaze.
>>219060422What about Lovecatshttps://youtu.be/mcUza_wWCfA?si=CB3DMLjShWuPeOq4
>>219060431mind if i borrow your dehydrator....... i need to use it on your mom..... shes so wet
>>219060332Too alive
>>219060442rude and uncalled for
>>219060405New ‘Toss
>>219060459>chudtossCringe
>[s4s] is a graveyardwhat the helly when did this happen
>>219060442Thinking about buying one
>>219060474I've never been on that board
>>219060459it DO be like that.
should i use my toothbrush if dry wall dust got all over it
>>219060486based
>>219060487what year was the drywall made?
>>219060504probably the 90s
Dough update. Not bad. Should be ready in the morning.
I love those bursts of energy you sometimes get after dealing with some bullshit
How about the Shit of Theseus
I fucking hate when deer stand on their hind legs and tell me when I'm going to die. The year 2079 has been utterly ruined for me.
>>219060511it's fine then. anything up to early 80's might've had asbestos but it was basically outlawed in everything by 1990.
ai generated content will never have soul. when i see a shitty amv from 16 years ago i know some retard put his soul into making this shit. a computer will never be able to show the pure passion of humanity
>>219060514looks good, cover it up with a damp towel so it doesn't dry out and develop a little crust, I can see it's starting to happen.
>>219060522This is lowkey a blessing because you know you don't need to worry about death before then
>>219060545It's just telling you your current death date, if you misuse that information it will change. EG if you hear that and slack off on the exercise, your ass is dying sooner.
holy fuck......... this nylon repair tape is awesome.........
The hawks are gonna win btw I saw it carved into a bone
>>219060536i unironically support a widescale ban on AI including "AI art" and also support violently punishing anyone caught using AI.i'm basically against anything that gives stupid or untalented people a leg up.
>>219060562>implying th patriots ever lose
>>219060571Explain the bone
>>219060571There's a first for everything
>>219060581Foul Tutsi magic never bears fruit
>>219060592>Hutu claws scratched this postDisgusting
No one liked Crazy Bones but everyone liked Pogs
When I'm at work all I think about is going home. When I'm at home all I do it sit in front of my computer and die of boredom
Such is life
i rate this 10/10
>>219060571they lost to the iggles and vagiants
>>219060611Do something different with your spare time. I'm going for a winter hike this weekend, going to make a nice lunch in the woods and have a fire.
I can’t get a job but whenever I get a reply back I always get multiple at the same time. It’s very overloading
Am I gay if I listen to Elton John
I need to schedule dates with three different women next weekend, but can't plan any of them for Saturday because it's stupid fucking Valentine's Day.
>>219060636are you gay if you listen to Queen or Michael Jackson?
>>219060636No, he's a great musician
>>219060636Do you wanna fuck him, or any other man?
>>219060636I like Rocket Man. it's one of those songs you listen to as a kid but don't really understand
>>219060620For years I've said "You've got AIDS" in the AOL mail voice. I'll find myself just vacuuming the house and saying it loud, been this way for 20 years.
>>219060645One on friday and two on sunday, ezpz
>>219060645Three chicks at the same time
>>219060654What about crocodile rock
Why does every boomer left or right-wing love Israel so much? Idgi it's like even the mildest of criticisms of Israel sets their brains on code red alert
>Ireland vs the UK>Hutu vs Tutsi>India vs Pakistan >Jews vs MuslimsIs there a version of the "fuck off, we dont want your kind here" meme for Hispanics
>>219060655Lol me too idk where I got it from
>>219060674i thought you said why does every boomer left or right-wing love bread so much and i wondered what does that have to do with politics....... but its true boomers love bread....
>>219060674Their pastors told them to love Israel
>>219060646MJ wasn't gayZesty at times maybe and a pedo perhaps but not gay
>>219060677Stfu retard Hutus are objectively superior to Tutsi you are full of shit kys
>>219060674They grew up in the golden age of total jew domination to which was the post WW2 world
>>219060692Are you gay if you listen to Judas Priest?
>>219060677Yeah they don’t like Guatemalans
>>219060691Left wing boomers were like hippies. What's more counter culture then hating yuppie rich brooklyn jews
>>219060698How
>>219060707Kinda are, metalheads are universally faggots>>219060714Yeah, there were hippie churches. Hippies are surprisingly religious.
I am Guatemalan and Mexicans hate us because we are whiter than them
music is inherently gay........ dont shoot the messenger
>>219060698Hutus are shorter, dumber, can't raise goats, and keep losing Rwanda despite being a majority of the population.
>>219060727Is what I would say if I were saying things no one has ever said before
>>219060728Does that mean sitting in silence is the most heterosexual activity out there
>>219060707>HE IS THE PAIN KIIILLER >THIIIIIIIIIIIS IIIIIIIIIIIS THE PAINKILER>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>219060736T. Pacho
https://youtu.be/lVBu7V2iNZg?si=aAJSZadtuyRSJ2i0
I'm not supposed to called native Americans 'Indians' but the shitty indian casino I work at literally told me to call them Indians
>>219060782The correct term is Injun
I hate every single person in the USA and will do everything in my power to hasten its death so I can watch my MAGAT religious family get raped an tortured and listen as they cry out to God as nobody answers. Hail Satan and good riddance to everyone on the planet.
>>219060782It doesn’t matter The Cherokee that returned to North Carolina are officially the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians I’m sure there’s more examples
'Priest is based
>>219060782Native Americans for the whole groupIndians for people in tribesIf you're referring to someone in a tribe reffer to that person's tribe
>>219060797Average leftoid thought process
Finally a game for ushttps://youtu.be/awKB9Ux5V8Q
>>219060837>what is Wolfenstein 3D
>>219060797This is what Epstein would have wanted you to post
>>219060658I have family stuff going on Sunday, so I'd only have time for one. At least Monday is President's Day and I have it off, but I'm not sure if they all do.>>219060665I'm surprised I even have three women interested in me.
>>219060837>gypsy main character >cartoony art style with HYPERREALISTIC BLOOOODDDD!!!kekking
>>219060797Blessed by Israel, you're getting your wish
going to sleep my head and stomach are killing me hope i don’t die in my sleep i have people who would be sad good night cum
>try turning into a stone-cold incel>momberg asks me why i dont care for things anymore
>>219060486looks like she would be able to handle me willard
>>219060882take a tylenol before sleep
>>219060837This.. this is what many of us are feeling right now. So many words.. with the current administration's thugs running rampant, this speaks to so many (especially PoC and queerfolk) on a level that didn't seem imaginable just a few years ago
>>219060655ni**a how old are you
Is it gay if I, a man, make sweet passionate love to another man?
Just beat Episode 3 of Viewtiful Joe in one sitting
>>219060817They (Oneidas) sided with America in the revolutionary war which is pretty based. I guess they fucked over the Oneida's in Wisconsin somehow but I don't live in Wisconsin so fuck them
https://youtu.be/e08SueCITl8
>>219060744it literally is......
Domain Expansion: Epstein Island Temple
drinking milk
Romance movies are one of the most evil psyops. Literal cheating propaganda for women.
>>219060971How is sitting in silence more heterosexual than sticking your cock inside a fresh pussy?
>>219061001in a way fucking a woman is submitting to her will which is faggy in its own right........ a real heterosexual man is a virgin
No one is drunk driving on stolen land
Um statically it's actually it's gay to get pussy
I know I'm straight because pussies are objectively gross but I still get hard at the sight of one
package hasnt updated in over a monthdamn chinese
it's KITURDAY
I love gooning to tiktoks. I don't even look at actual porn anymore.
>219061147
AVGN poo-poo'd a video game I like
it's just that season man. everything has the capacity to make me cry
>>219061321bro's on his period
>>219061339they always say, "trust in him" and i say, it is the father's will and if it is his will, then it must be done in accordance to his will for nothing in heaven and hell can stop it. but then i say, "what if he never cared"
I have a jewish soul even though i'm not one, as far as I know
