Clean shaven edition
Always
>>219060114Always.
Have a central database of all /brit/ posts made over the past five years with deanonymized psychological profiles compiled on the various posters here with dossiers running into the thousands of pages Be warned, if you are posting here you are being watched.
ah yes antisocial doesnt mean you dont like to socialise it means *bizzare and wrong autistic perspective literally not the definition*
i'm a virgin cos my willy is weird
>>219060140Girls don't care bro, when I lost my virginity I was fat with a small dick.
>>219060135Don't care you comtemptible slug
thinking about scott weiland this morning
corranudda good pooberg
>>219060138IQ of a dog award
>>219060135oh no you have a profile on me telling freaks to grow up and get a clue!!!
are you afraid to google it because you know the literal definition isnt what youre saying it is? what you keep describing is called 'asocial'
Anti-social means starting fires and breaking windows. In the true sense of the word it means being an actual psychopath. Asocial is usually what people mean, talking about 'being a loner' etc.Though one could argue that words and phrases mean what people intend them to mean and what they understand them to mean. Thus if everyone saying "you're anti-social" in reference to someone asocial actually means asocial and the people hearing "anti-social" also understand their meaning as asocial rather than psychopathic, then there's a strong argument that "anti-social" does actually mean "being a loner" these days, even if that's not what it was originally intended to mean.
>>219060154maybe dont humiliate yourself like you did in the last thread yeah?
Just seen a penny drop
>i dont want to socialise>im not anti social!!just stop talking yeah? you are an actual mong and its no wonder people bullied you
>>219060172Behave you impudent cur or I will castrate your father and feed you his dismembered limb
>>219060171ah yes intentionally ignoring the secondary definition. Yes you are anti social
>>219060184bet this sounded really cool and edgy in your head
Gonna bake a bread on Monday
I was bullied a lot in school because I was a autistic kid and I gave up on trying fit in after 8th grade all I did was play video games and sit in the back of class. I generally see myself as a sub human freak
>>219060199Wretched spawn of satan you will know my wrath
mental howchristians are more annoyin' to lissen to than flat earthers
>>219060196Appears you have intentionally ignored the second paragraph of my post.
Bing Bing Wahoo!
>>219060216thats you done. I accept your concession.
>>219060215would
>>219060203yummers
>>219060207i would like to kiss you on the forehead
Mummy mummy, I've got the ummy wummy in my tummy wummy for some yummy yummy!
>>219060114Sir Clue Gainer
might as well have another cup of coffee mighten I
>>219060135I probably appear with multiple identities on such a database, sneaky bugger that I am
>>219060239Shaken, not stirred
>>219060233um
>>219060238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr4ncMR5EVQ&list=RDcr4ncMR5EVQ&start_radio=1
Yummy yummy mummy wummy, mister tummy wummy is ummg wummy with this wummy yummy!
Off to bed without brushing teef
>>219060217YAHOO!
>>219060261ktim
ummie ummiewummie ummie
poor lad is ruining his life
>>219060280Ummy wummy!
lying in bed babbling to myself about nothing
corr
Be real with me lads how many of you have thoughts about sucking off your dad
tung tung tung sahur!
looks like someone got hit with a three dayer haha
>>219060299to be honest i have never thought this
any decent winter olympics on today?first few days is usually the dregs: your curling, your ice hockey, drivel like that
got a big day of euro truck simulator 2 ahead
to be fair a three day ban is a good reason to melt down
>>219060314ktim
>>219060315cant think of a single winter sport that interests me 2bh
>>219060317Keep on truckin
I've never been banned in my life, only plebs get banned on 4chan
ada lovelace sex arse
Reform UK fundamentally believes that not only are immigrants equal to native British people but they are ACTUALLY native British people. If we are to ease pressure on our public services, reduce housing demand, end the mass rape of British girls, remove foreign subversion and stop the exponential growth of our debt, the majority of the people we will need to deport fit will Reforms definition of British. Reform cannot counter the liberal argument that “Zia Yusuf is just as British as that retarded Somalian in social housing or the Pakistani rapist therefore you can’t deport him.” Because if you believe anyone can become British then that is just simply true. Reform will continue the status quo of importing hundreds of thousands of 3rd worlders to prop up our GDP whilst they distract everyone with illegal immigration. Why not? They will be just as British as everyone else once they get a passport.They may say they disagree with statements that have floated around the media recently like “we need to make the countryside less White” but this is what their policies will lead to simply through refusing to address the ethnic cleansing of Native British people. Your little village is now full of Nigerians but guess what? They have a passport so it’s fine. It is impossible for a political party to achieve results until they correct this lie that has infected our political system.
>Female virgins are high social worth>Male virgins are low social worthThe double standard
Ah didn’t go for a run again…
just stuck an airpod up my knob
>>219060333I got banned from a bar for a while because I was doing lines on the table.
nary a word
>>219060349it doesn't make sense does it
>>219060367Life is full of things that don't make sense
im voting for labour
If I lived in America I would not suffer
>>219060378why?
WE'RE THE KIDS OF AMERICA
what would you do in a zomie apocalypsei reckon i'd die in about a week
>>219060390because im not a chud
>>219060394think id starve
>>219060402Probably twice as long as the rest of us you fat cunt
In your town, in mine, people see with their own eyes what they dread, the transformation of towns, cities and areas that they know into alien territory.
atb
>>219060400what does that have to do with anything?
wololo
>>219060426they have better economic policies that will benefit the people of Britain
uncs and twins, united forever together in harmony
presumably in ~5 years or so all smartphones will have satellite network / internet capability. Apple already have it for SOS and have been beta testing normal communications via satellite.That'll throw a spanner in the works for these film and TV writers when every apocalypse scenario also includes working internet + phone network capability. Just need a hand crank to charge up your phone and you're good to go.
>>219060407eff off eel
>>219060114
>>219060439What evidence do you have for that? Are they doing well now under labour?
>>219060451satellites are just hunks of metal floating about if everyone is deadyou still need someone to produce the signal in the first place
why are you posting at 6am saturday?
Unleashing deadly farts tonight. Fortunately my parents aren't here >:)
been toiling so hard i'vve not had a wank all week
just invented a method of time travel
>>219060480Because I got back home at 6 and can't sleep
if you were at hogwarts would you drink polyjuice potion and let your friends fuck you as a girl?
>>219060480Had a lot of alcohol and lost track of time. Chilling now as I drift off to sleep
the wind is so loud right now and rattling everything. it's kind of freaky
First post of the day for our Lord and Saviour
>>219060203looks good. post pics when the bread is done
>>219060480I woke up early and I can’t wake my family up by getting up and moving around
>>219060497love when this happens
>>219060472yeah no zombie film has ever had a character capable of operating a telephone
>>219060314
>>219060526don’t think there will be many satellite technicians around after a zombie apocalypse lad pretty sure satellites don’t beam out signal forever without maintenance somehow
>>219060484what does toiling mean?
>>219060509thanks, I will if I dont forget
>>219060549getting fuckedit's gay slang
Tonight's meal:Three leftover sausages reheated in the microwaveOne fried eggOne fried tomato2 pieces of white toastGrated cheese and bbq sauce to serve
>>219060560it lush
I have a native american soul
>>219060560going to make scrambled eggs on toast with some herbs for breakfast myselfhave a cup of hot brown with it
>>219060520i love thunderstorms but really strong wind is a bit scary, the house was shaking. seems to have stopped for now though
>>219060568I liked the black pudding
>>219060464higher employment, improvement of nhs, bringing up industries and much morecrime in london is a record low
>>219060451yeah i think that's why more horror movies are being set in the past now. or at least it feels that way. so they can just have the apocalypse happen in a 70's universe or whatever
>>219060590sure
>>219060480Woke up early
>>219060606you ran to Bulgaria, you ran away from your country mate. You are the problem lmao(im visiting my american gf so ignore my flag)
Sir Thomas Skinner
>>219060573yeah well I've got Native American solesunironically
>>219060617I am Bulgarian/Greek, hope you are right but I don't see it.
>>219060568Very nice, I like how big the onion pieces are in the rissole>>219060574love scrambled eggs on toast me. Never bothered putting herbs in it though, salt and pepper tastes good enough
>>219060573it's "indigenous peoples" now
need to get a washing on today. 06:30am is a bit early though, insensitive to the neighbours innitgot to wait until ~9am or later that's a reasonable time to have the machine thrashing about loudly
>>219060634like the pharaohs
>>219060638oh my mistake, I apologise for coming off as aggressive.
>>219060639but of basil and rosemary. elevates it. bit of cheese too.
>>219060690Not at all, we are just talking
smoking peyote and communing with the great spirit
got a bra on his head
>>219060676that's considerate, they're lucky to have you for a neighbour
mad how close quebec came to independence
don't really care if gta 6 is woke as long as it lets you steal cars and murder prostitutes in fabulous UHD
>>219060741that wasn't a real referendum backed by the federal government. It was just the province doing a glorified poll. The feds would never allow them independence.
>>219060741damn it's closer than scotland 2014
>>219060762imagine if they did though
>>219060771https://youtu.be/DUiJMh_Qblk?si=77rRffCtD356cbnw
>>219060741it's more mental that newfoundland used to be an independent country and then cucked to canadanew zealand would never
>>219060741KWABec
>>219060794No it didn’t
>>219060741idk i guess quebec separatism was a big thing from the 60s to the 90s but it's not something you hear about ever now
>>219060771the funny thing was that the large anglo population that lived in Quebec swayed the vote to stay. They should've only had French speakers vote and they wouldve won.
>>219060726when you do things right, people won't be sure you've washed anything at all
>>219060794they'd be 3rd world tier if they were independent.
Thoughts on the CIA o algo lads?
>>219060753love killing women in video gamesnot a nutter, just like doing it x
>>219060813nz is third world tier, doesn't mean I have an australian passport
Canada, especially the Atlantic parts, is rightful Scottish and Irish clayThe English can have New England and the Deep South.
>>219060794how do you even know this. i never knew this
>>219060830What about the Welsh
>>219060804stealthy
>>219060840who?
>>219060826NZ has 5+million people so you can at least have a good economy with that much people. Newfoundland has 500K in the whole province so it wouldn't be possible to do much with so little people.
>>219060830true. old stock canadians are very scottish
>>219060815dunno
Reading about St John’s in Canada (capital of Newfoundland)Basically a better Scotland. Scottish city with North American house sizes, salary and nature. What’s not to love.
For me? It's Newfoundland. The most powerful province.
thoughts on steve laws? he wants to run for office in the future
>>219060885>What’s not to love.lack of jobs
>>219060885the Darien Scheme whatever happened there hmm
>>219060899he looks like too much of an sutist to be electable
>>219060885their "english" is unintelligible and they have insane alcoholism rates.. maybe you are right.
For me, it’s the Yukon
>>219060917peng
>>219060915he reminds of a character from wallace and gromit, i can't believe hes so popular
One single fart from her would probably singe my nose hairs.
>>219060885i've never been to newfoundland, but to me scotland feels close to how canada feels than england does. i can't really put my finger on it, something about the houses or fieldstones, or straggliness, i'm not surenewfoundland is irish with a big enclave of old french
>>219060904All died of malaria then we ran out of money innitNot that it mattered in the end. We conquered and settled North America and Australia with the British Empire. Scots settled Appalachia, Canada, Australia, NZ etc.
>>219060885I really like the aesthetic of these kinds of seaside towns with the big colourful buildings
it would be fun to go back to when this was people's entertainment https://youtu.be/nIYiBXQEc84?si=mslmj8Fnwn7roLVw
>>219060947the scottish and irish, especially in the west of scotland, are essentially one in the same anyway. scottish gaelic is a dialect of old irish. Northern rainy climate, architecture, social habits (because Scots settled it), all will be the same. Not to mention both are smaller populations on the border with a more relevant neighbour to the south (England/USA)
>>219060983oh meant to say this was newfoundland
>>219060962Tobermory. Been there.
>>219060964>native birth rates upmay we know the birthrate for white Britons exclusive of first, second and third generation naturalised Nigerians, Somalis, Pakistanis and Eritreans?
>>219060821back in 2014 the feminazis (as we called them at the time) were pissing and moaning about how gta 5 promoted violence against women, but there's only one female character in the whole game who canonically dies and it was her own stupid fault for running in front of a jet engine
Luke's bending over, cuz Luke's getting fucked, Buster
With my nuts on your tonsils, while you're on stage rapping at your wack ass concert
Religious revival coming for the rest of the decades I believe. Not full on American tier religiosity but definitely more people going to Church and becoming born again Christians. More people following Christian morality. Some will be larpers but many will be genuine.
sticking my finger up my heinie
well that is no good
and then i called them feminazis which was the style at the time. anita sarkeesian and zoe quinn are cringe feminazis you'd say. and everybody was subscribed to some right wing reactionary youtube channel who would hide behind some cartoon or animal, like Bearing or Atheism is Unstoppable. Anyway where was I?
Its amazing how I can just talk to people from the UK. When I was a child I went to london. I was fascinated by the fact that people, kids like me, we living their own lives in this strange country. Did anybody get this feeling about America?
>>219061000Somalians, Nigerians and Eritreans are less than 300k in the yookay, basically a non-issue. Black pipo are less than 4.4% of total British population and thats if we add mixed people who are 1.7% of that 4%Pakis, Indians and other browns are the only issue facing Brits. They are the real threat.
sending into a transmission into space that says "Hot EILFs (earthings I'd like to fuck) in your area"
Imagine hiding in the sewer under her flat waiting for a poo to emerge out the pipe.
>>219061047Jeets are honestly worse than Pakis in my opinion. Pakis while it’s well established they are scum bastards, form their own communities, and follow Islam. The Jeets are an endless swarm that keep coming, and can be moulded into whatever invented culture is possible. They are an imported slave caste. The Pakis have more dignity for themselves. Hindus worship anything since they are pagans and will gladly be the servile cannon fodder they use for whatever hellish nightmare they are trying to build.Thankfully jeets are so repulsive that they made normies genuinely racist and now people are finally waking up to immigration.
just seen a met police video about some London black yutes who broke into a guys house and forced him to unlock his crypto wallet with £4.3m inside, stole that then stole his £20k car when they were leaving. The reason they got caught was because they were driving this guys stolen car lmao
>>219060984yes you're right, those are all good points. i hadn't thought of the border thing before, it's an interesting point
>>219061034Christianity was the jewish Bolshevism of antiquity
>>2190610386.5 hours would be an amazing sleep for me, but yeah you didn't get much deep sleep at all. i guess we're all slowly killing ourselves
>>219061090Trvke
>>219061047Nigerian birthrate: >4.0White british birth rate: 1.6
Morning team. Don't feel very well. Feel very bloated and sick and got a headache as well. Not lush at all. Also very thirsty had 4 glasses of orange squash already
Haven't slept much either but don't actually feel very sleepy
>>219061151Thats what happens when you have BBQ chicken pizza and cheesy chips you obese transvestite
>>219061120Bolshevism is explicitly atheistic and deals with materialism and power dynamics in politics and economics. Christianity dealt with religious belief on creation, death, redemption, the afterlife and social teachings on how to treat one another and approach the divine.They have little in common except you think pagans were the heckin based white Aryan ubermensch chads and “Christkikes” were subversive communists. Paul was a Roman citizen. Longinus was a Roman centurion who was made a saint. The story of the Roman soldier humble before God. Render unto Caesar. Christian emperors of Rome defending it against Germanic, Persian and Hunnic invaders. You know little of Christianity or ancient history.
>>219061151
fuck me that was a miasmatic bowel deposityou know when a poo smells so bad it's almost sweetlike satan's honeyI imagine that's what dead bodies smell like
Squash makes you more dehydrated you stupid tranny cunt
>>219061151why are you drinking squashgrow up
>>219061183>Paul was a Roman citizen.He was a jew called Saul
name one thing paganism ever achieved
>>219061190hate when i do a poo and it gasses out the toilet
Lot of negativity here this morning team. Not like what we like to see at /Brit/
Babylon was referring to Rome in the Bible. Therefore, Rome is the seat of Christ and the Catholic Church is the one true church. End of discussion
>>219061190rotten meat smells nothing like a fragrant fresh jobby. Once I opened a packet of fresh dog food for dogberg that must have been compromised somehow during manufacturing and the smell from the rotten meat was unreal.It's a visceral reaction like your body immediately needs to be away from the source of the smell. It's not like a strong jobby smell where you're like "haha woah someone's done a big poo here" it's like "I need to get away from this right now as I'm in danger". It's akin to seeing a snake and having a reflexive reaction.
>>219061149reminds me of that scene with the computer from the thing
>>219061241>it's a visceral reaction like your body immediately needs to be away from the source of the smellSame with eggs and milk. I can never understand how some people manage to eat gone off stuff.
did you know there were no horses in North America before the Spainish bought them over in the 1600s?
>>219061209And a Roman citizen I can understand you’ve been Americanised by this site. The Jews of the 1st century are not the Jews of today. In blood or belief. Their temple got destroyed in 70 AD and they were genocided decades later by Hadrian. Various people then larped as Jews and compiled their oral traditions into the Talmud, which was created in the 6th century in Arabia. From this tradition branched off two religions, Talmudic (current/Rabbinical) Judaism and Islam. But it’s much easier for you to assume Christianity is a Bolshevik conspiracy by the evil Jewish wizards that control reality, and they’ve kept it a hitch for 2000 years, all to keep the Aryan man down
>>219061211Ancient Greece and Rome
>>219061239>Babylon was referring to Rome in the Bible.Oh right why didn't it say Rome then
damn
>>219061266Because it was another name for Rome at the time of writing
>>219061288But Rome is referred to in lots of very obvious ways throughout It's only allegedly referred to as Babylon in Revelations which was written by some random schizo many years later
>>219061241agree but i think you're downplaying the putrid smell of other's people poo? don't you have a reaction of gagging and needing to get away like your life depended on it when you smell a stranger's bad poo
Got myself all prettied up for the toilfu then remembered when I got there she's not on this shift tonighttrimmed my nose hair for nothing
“Paganism” isn’t even a religion. It’s a collection of superstitions, cults, myths, beliefs and idols that people practiced. It varied from one village to the next. Emperors were made gods sometimes, as were various household spirits and the classical Olympian pantheon. There was no pagan Bible. No official pagan dogma. No councils debating doctrine. The word “pagan” in and of itself comes from the word “paganus” meaning rustic or rural. And it comes from the Christian era, of people far out in the sticks who still sometimes worshipped old gods and idols.
anyone want to hop on ow i main junkrat
>>219061301>agree but i think you're downplaying the putrid smell of other's people poo? don't you have a reaction of gagging and needing to get away like your life depended on it when you smell a stranger's bad poono aha
>>219061287>tested negative for any known genetic Alzheimer's markers>showed a decline in focus and memoryYou've got to respect the grift here. Lad is on full PIP for life with zero medical evidence supporting the diagnosis. Lad turned up to the doctor and kept saying "I dunno haha I can't remember haha I just dont recall" until he got that bag.
>>219061260you're trolling for a well actually reply aren't you
weird thinking Thomas the Apostle was preaching in India in the 1st century
>>219061295John isnt really a random schizo though is he mate. If you actually understood the Bible and the different poetic proses and styles of writing it contains, you'd know it was full of references, even sarcasm and jokes. The new testament contains call backs to old testment works, in this case Ezra
>>219061239>Modern biblical scholarship views Revelation as a first-century apocalyptic message warning early Christian communities not to assimilate into Roman imperial culture, interpreting its vivid symbolism through historical, literary, and cultural lenses.Sounds like a plea not to establish "the" church in Rome
>>219061330Be funny if this was true
>>219061347ahhh yes assimilation in to Rome and establishing a Church under the orders of Christ in Rome is the same thing
>>219061308"Paganism" is the natural, indigenous European religion that our ancestors practiced for thousands of years before Christianity was imposed on us beginning with Constantine the Traitor.
Having some coffee now aren't I.
>>219061347>AI slop answerChrist himself also instructed Peter to create his church. They didn’t try to create a church “of Rome” specifically because it was Rome. They did it there because they wanted one church and it was in the Roman Empire.
>>219061301I mean I don't enjoy the smell of others' poo but it's never been the same level of reaction as what I had to that rotten meat. If I'm in a public toilet and someone cuts one off in the stall next to me yeah it's annoying and I'm planning my exit but it was way, way dialed up with that rotten meat. It felt like an emergency.
What did Paganism ever do for Europe?
sucking a 'ccino 'ffee
>>219061346>John isnt really a random schizo though is he mate.Well he wasHe was exiled to an island for being a schizo
>>219061377I'll assume that retarded reply is a concession you've been done and you dont have a real response. Concession accepted!
no don't do iti'm a virgin
>>219061325oh fair enough haha
>>219061358The catholic church is and was immersed in Roman imperial culture thoughbeit
morning lads
>>219061373stone circles and the merlin tv show
>>219061396fuck off you little spastic
Might get into writing poems
>>219061396Horseberg status?
>>219061359Well my ancestors have practiced Christianity sine 450 AD. And it wasn’t Constantine that converted them but Patrick. A Briton himself. “Paganism” is the natural indigenous religion of all people if you want to push it further back. Even the ancient Jews, the first monotheists, used to worship idols and weather gods. The Chinese before Daoism and Buddhism used to worship ancestors and nature spirits. The Hindus still do. Where do we draw the line? Besides, your view of religion is deeply modernist. You view religion as a means to an end. A nice aesthetic or quirk a people practice. Because we’re “white” we should be doing the cool pagan “white” religion. Which is fundamentally atheist and Reddit in its entirety. Back then people actually lived it. They sacrificed to their gods and feared their wrath. It was no joke. And the only fragments of their belief you know are the ones that Christians recorded and wrote down, or survived into mere folklore.
>>219061364>Christ himself also instructed Peter to create his church.And yet all of his apostles went out to establish the church in many different places and none of the biblical narratives nor early church father writings considered this heretical?And bear in mind there is LITERALLY zero evidence that Peter established anything in Rome
>>219061399yeah?>>219061405got a massive snowstorm yesterday so reckon they’re a bit cold atm, otherwise healthy and happy
Christ won, Pagansissies lost.
>>219061412Peter has primacy as outlined in his dialogue with Christ in Matthew. If it was Thomas then the seat would be in India. Don't be a retard
just wanked to a hardcore anal fuck XXX clip
You're a pagan. You're a benchod. And it has come to my attention that rorke had you on the ropes playing FIFA.
>>219061368that's true and i guess there's degrees of bad poo smells and they can be context dependant, whereas rotten meat will just always be absolutely putrid no matter what
>>219061452grow up
