avin a giggle edition
new rule for myself no phone after 10pm only reading allowed and bed by 10:30
skiing gf sub edish
morning all
sex with daphne from frasier
Never once parrallell parked after I did my test and that was 9 years ago.
>>219062392oh for heavens sake niles
>>219062391my bed in the ward was just like thatless pillows though because i'm not a fucking psychopath
>>219062392
>>219062394ktim, tried it once and gave up out of embarrassment because people were watchingdon't even like reverse bay parking either but I can do it
me
feeling really depressed about how much of a freak I am this week also feeling insecure about my gf. what could she possibly see in me
>>219062418Never really understood reverse bay parking. I’ve never once had an issue reversing out of a parking spot, and it’s hardly difficult to drive front first into a space so I don’t see how reversing in is a better way to park.
Sex with Daphne from Scooby Doo
>>219062394greatest accomplishments is parallel parking a fucking tradie van whilst on a call
Max Black has a great set of tits
horny for police womens arses womens arses in slacks
u slide we slide right back mf
>>219062439I think it's more the convenience, it's nice to be able to get back to your car and just drive off straight away. It can be awkward reversing out if you've got cars either side and can't see any approaching ones
>>219062471cha cha real smooth
>>219062439safer and easier to leave
>>219062471mad how some people give a shit about them having one of the native languages of the country on signs but they don't do anything about Arabic, Turkish, Urdu and Punjabi signs all over the shop
>>219062521Um that would be racism m8 not cool
right well i just woke up and feel like SHIT
I CANT BARK
Rorke crashing out again
>>219062579why is he dressed like that
>>219062579he got arrested for this lol
>>219062567Why do all American police dress up like they are fucking special forces holy cringe. And they are always fat bastards too who can’t run a mile
>>219062521What official council/government signage in the UK has Punjab, Arabic etc? Or are you talking about private business signage?
>>219062579>>219062567Americans are strange creatures
>>219062579Screaming at his he rolls his ankle on the first kick. Niggas never kicked a thing in his life lol
>>219062595whole country is a lunatic asylum
>>219062561on the tins were you
>>219062632>whole country is a lunatic asylumthe irony of posting that here
I'm just glad it's cool to hate Americans again desu. Thank you Trump
>>219062644
out of mayonnaise made with avocado oil and the stores are closed lads
LOVE doing my cold shower in the morning, honestly the most fun part of my day
>>219062579screm
>>219062661FOY
had to stop drinking coffee cause it was making me anxiousi’m normally quite a cheery and carefree bloke
mi tink mi gwaan waste the weekend
>>219062567to be fair if an angry dog comes running at you while you're working you have every right to defend yourself from it
>>219062690same it keeps me up at night too even if I stop at 10am so just quit it
ok time to go to sainsburys and do the BIG shop
coffee prevents cirrhosis so i will be drinking it forever
sticking my finger up my anus, my anal hole, my ringpiece, my booty, my derriere, my hiney, my keister, my tushy, my badonkadonk my tuchus, my jacksie, my clacker, my caboose
>>219062695>national guard>soldier
>>219062702it’s a smart ideabecause then when you need a coffee you can have one and it will kick but if you have them every day it will just be something you need to feel normal
Brits are tea-drinking pansies
why do black men love fat white women so much
they also wear their uniform fucking everywhere because they NEED to be thanked for their service. Their “service” being completing basic training, never see any brits doing any of this cringe shite because they have a bit of respect for themselves
>>219062706yfsay
>>219062692Yeah you can't just have a massive rottweiler like that charging at you
>>219062726its grippedsorted
>>219062718Why do you think drinking tea is un masculine.Everyone drinks tea here. It’s a drink like coffee. Gruff builders drink it when making a house. Lorry drivers drink it on their breaks. Soldiers drink it on army bases. Why do you base your masculinity on what you drink?
9.30am on a saturday and its all freaks in here
dang it! i wanted to hear what else was bollocks
>>219062692Yeah look at the size of that thing. Like a lion or something
Saw a catberg just sat staring at a wall. What was he looking at I wonder
>>219062744what difference does it make if it's a small dog, could still bite you
>>219062749In their minds, people only drink tea like this here
>>219062750not really compared to the satanic bastards that post here on a normal weekday it’s relatively civil and normal
>>219062726i always found that very thirdie. like something you would expect in eritrea or north korea
>>219062747you ain't seen me, right?
>>219062726Thank you for droning civilian goat farmers in a country I've never heard of!
>>219062776If you don't, you're lower-class, and we know about them too
>>219062776Americans do seem very eager to prove how masculine they are. It’s why they drive those gargantuan pick up trucks and own automatic assault rifles they would never have the balls to use against the state. They say the (singular) British accent is gay. Maybe the RP one is to them, but to me, a Scot, the American accent is incredibly nasally and feminine.
almost time to attempt to quit porn again
>>219062797lower class = gruff and masculineupper class = refined and effeminate is another misconception. loads of tarqs are built like brick shithouses, join the army, play rugby etc. you do get a lot of soft rich people but you also get gimpy povvos too.
and that's HOW for now
>>219062809don’t get it someone (presumably a north african) has a lot of north africans on snapchat. so what
>>219062808>and own automatic assault rifles they would never have the balls to use against the stateIt's hilarious isn't it. They bang on about their 2nd amendment in case of tyrannical government, then when it happens, you don't hear from them. It's like their 2nd amendment is just an excuse to be able to shoot school children
Gonna live off-grid I think
>>219062858illegal here
>>219062829>loads of tarqs are built like brick shithouses, join the army, play rugbyI know you are run by noble-blooded elites but the denizens here are all "gimpy povvos"
>>219062850Knowing the obesity rate and how accustomed to abundant suburban living they are, a second American civil war would be a sight to behold. Imagine neckless anthromorphous blobs running around field sized car parks in cargo shorts, shooting at each other
>>219062858*The Good Life theme starts playing*
am fae fucken scotlan am fockin gaey
alright /brit/i'm actually doing a poo right now which i think is pretty funny, oh and by the way, i haven't got much toilet paper left so i guess we'll see how it things developthat's about all, peace out
>>219062883“noble blood” doesn’t guarantee masculinity. none of these people are noble really. they are descended from old nobles who proved themselves in battle. or in most cases, from new money families that gained their wealth in the last 100 years. i don’t know what type of Brits live in America but it may well be specky Redditors
>>219062858Not really a thing in this tiny overpopulated shithole country
>>219062850dead kids are a small price to pay for my AR-15 Black Carbon Limited Edition rifle
>>219062849
right think I'll make an enormous omelette we're talking at least 5 eggs here
leftypol awake at 9am to post on 4chanrorke enjoying a lie-in after a week of hard graft work
>>219062909haha member when spastic 4channers considered this delusional retard an oraclenigga thought he lived with an invisible demon owl
>>219062932fuck that im getting a mcdelivery
reading about that old man who had a drug lab in wigan. that's mad that
>>219062949he is very articulate and often correct but that comes with the territory of being an autist
>>219062953already had maccas yesterday, twice in a row would be a bit much
>>219062919sponsored by the Black Rifle Coffee Company
what is human nature, lads
spilled coffee on my freshly dry cleaned jumper, why am I such a clumsy retard
>>219062985eat poo sleep repeat (toil is voluntary)
Mad how you lads don’t have untouched forests and fresh flowing rivers safe for swimming. I’d be a fat chronically online soppy chud too
pokemon (gotta catch em all)it's poo and weeyou know it's our destinypokemon
>>219062985Flawed, but offered redemption with the Creator through Christ Jesus
>>219062994don't forget shag
>>219062985posting FOY when seeing that abominable flag
2026 is 10% complete
>AVGN now has a beardit not right
>>219062997but i see you here every day arguing with australians
had a look at my grindr steaming chats last nightended up roleplaying with an older lad and sending him photos of my arse while he wanked and talked about taking my 'mancherry'
>>219063014stop the fucking time
>>219062997We have ancient woodlands, forests, hedgerows, historic villages and green fields with 2000 years of history though so apples and oranges.1 mile away from me there is a Roman bathhouse and fort. Half a mile away there is a church from the 1200s that was built on an earlier Celtic temple. All surrounded by early modern, Victorian, 20th century and now 21st century buildings. It’s kind of mad when you think about it.
Y’all ever spaff in an Asian Fanny?
My bed creaks so much I can only imagine what sex would be like with this frame, like an old rocking chair
>>219063042no, went to an asian massage place once and when offered the oily wank she stuck her thumb up my arse without warning and my cumshot was like a powerhose
>>219063042yeah, was nice
We legit need an American Hitler. Civilization will collapse.
>>219063034need it all knocked down and replaced with housing for migrants
>>219063030would do anything to shoot my baby gravy in her axe wound
>>219063042who's asking?
Vile Jewish Vermin
>Luigi Mangione will face state trial in New York on June 8why can't they just let our guy walk free. he did nothing wrong
the yank gf says she doesn't feel safe in americawhy, you ask? because roe v wade got overturned and ICE keeps deporting illegals
>>219063034Church’s are as interesting as a rectal haemorrhage mate. Can’t swim in a Roman fort. I’m talking wild and untarnished nature here
Big stinky girl turds.
>>219063067Caesar not Hitler. Hitler was a madman that led to the deaths of tens of millions of Europeans and led it to a dual conquest by Yanks and communists. I will admit the economic and social polices of National Socialism in its early days were based but then it went too far. If you removed the eugenicist, thousand year Reich and Nordicist autism it would work. Read Spengler. Rome was also an overextended republic in constant political crises, a huge number of immigrant labour, the native Romans couldn’t find work and were forced into poverty while the rich grew richer. Caesar put an end to it all and united it from collapsing, then he was assassinated by traitors but his nephew Octavian then finished the job, leading to a new golden age. Caesarism is the end state of ogliarchic urbanised civilizations.
>>219063021Just pop on here while I take a shit usually or am killing time on a bus or something. Also I like Australians, when I argue with them it’s just me entertaining myself, Australians are my brothers
>>219063113We’ve got the Highlands, Forest of Dean, Galloway, Isle of Wight, Western Isles, Pennines, Fens, Cotswolds, New Forest. That will do me.
>>219063099The orange man truly is bad
changed me roaming aggressiveness hope that improves me spotty wifi
>>219063122>eugenicist, thousand year Reich and Nordicistthat was based thoughever
>>219063141Could probably walk most of them in a day mate, boring safe forest for pensioners to walk their white yapping dogs in on a Sunday.
>>219063174the american body is truly a wonder
Waterstones catering to our non-native brethren now
>>219063174mental how everyone's fat and dysgenic
>>219063181>You could probably walk them in a dayYou couldn’t, fat cunt
>>219063194only because they've been missing out on the nutritious sustenance available only at Buc-ee's
>>219063191>buy one get one half pricestingy buggers
learning about Angelica ASMR going all chuddy
hate how i have to wait to see what happens. i want to know if scotland leaves. i want to know if ireland unites. i want to know if this is the end of history. i want to see what happens if it all collapses. i dont want to just exist in this happy time where everyone has their basic needs met
>>219063191Bro is in a book shop lmao
aff tae ripperdoc to get some preem chrome, anyone want owt?
sorry I was miles away
dated a single mother once in uni but in my defence she was fit, looked like megan fox
>>219063233Scotland won’t leave. Ireland may unite.
Out for some pottering
>>219063233>this happy timeUnironically check your privilege
>>219063241panam gf
Going to get up and have a bowl of cereal
*enters /brit/*
>>219063252there's a fit single mother in my team but I have no interest in being a stepdad so I'm pretending I'm not attracted to her
>>219063225spunked to valeria asmr with a vibrating toy up my arse yesterday
>>219063260This island really is bleak
>>219063260nice golf that
>>219063264>...she got dat fresh fresh, dat smoove smoove...
what's the story in balamory wouldn't you like to know
I was looking for asmr girlfriend kiss flirty mic pumping from above lotion latex gloves and found thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzw6Qgmi8P0Just how well known is Chris-chan? Is it safe to say most normaloids know about him these days?
Report the parasite
Why are right wingers, pedos, and mentally ill freaks so drawn to AI images.
I thought Bucees was some kind of family restaurant chain or something but it's literally a giant service station? That's what people are excited for??
>>219063271americans scare me
Uh oh, looks like a mousey melty is starting.
>>219063298He has a cute Finnish gf. He won
>>219063321Mental that.
>50 million Muslims in Europekekkkk it's so fucking over
>>219063319praise grip
If you don’t report the parasite you are just as bad as he is and don’t deserve to post here. Your laziness and apathy allows him to stay here.
texted the escort lads
>>219063338
>>219063276go on lad get in therei probably could've tolerated a single mum but in her case she had 5 of the wee buggers, and also had a lot of tattoos
>>219063261never ever reply to me again you fucking nigger
>>219063338There’s 50 million blacks in America
get HS3 built NOW
>>219063352watching WarStrike and they talk about this shit lol
>>219063345what time did your mum reply with to come over for lunch?
umming and ahhing
>>219063352Well USA is a colony. Colonies are never racially or culturally homogeneous but European countries have been in the past.
>>219063334
>>219063382Bit shit that it's called the Irish sea don't you think?
>>219063357Oooh he a big man aye, telling me off yeah?
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?1555 - A group of African people are brought to Britain to learn English so they can act as interpreters for English traders.
>>219063358>>219063385It's grim up north
might send an unsolicited dick pic to the toilfu
Do they coordinate their raids?
>>219063334cockmogs me!
>>219063409sup crodie
>>219063354she only has one kid, young lad that is extremely shy and probably autistic, poor fella needs a strong father figure to set him right and I'm not that guy. She is really quite attractive though, magnificent arse
we used to be the best in the worldgood grief whats happened to this country
>>219063399we in our magnanimity allowed it to be called that but then they freak out when you call it the british isles
I look out for my crodie, always got his back, crodie. I got time for my crodie, no matter what, crodie. I ride with my crodie, through thick and thin, crodie. We hustle together, my crodie, stackin' paper, crodie. Loyalty runs deep with my crodie, never switchin' up, crodie. We face the streets together, my crodie, ain't no fear, crodie
>>219063420not sure the hubble telescope is in position for her to see it right now
>>219063445vgh send me back
>>219063390Australia was like 99% British until they opened up to wider European migration. Potentially a few percent lower if they weren't counting aboriginals at the time.
normalise having sex with your family
>>219063462
>>219063276why do you have no interest in being a stepdad? do you think it's a cuck move or something? (that may be right)
>>219063463they dont make blacks like Mel B anymorebritish blacks
>>219063475uh oh hope you've got boots on la
worried about the 'scort ladsshe hasn't logged into AdultWork for a few days and I texted her 20 minutes ago, no response
>>219063472You just made this statistic up mate, i know it, you know it, the AI posting bots know it
there's noting more alpha than molding some other man's spawn to your waysbecome a step dad todayadopt a child
>>219063463love pictures of famous people going on the computer
the last remnant of medieval english honor culture lives on in the american negro who takes no disrespect
>>219063399how do the aussies view the irish? apparently half of ireland has moved there. isn't that annoying?
>>219063496Sorry here is the real stat>In 1947, 98 percent of the Australian population were born either in Australia or in another English speaking nation
>>219063488talk shite. she's a mulatta no different from any born before or since. what's this rose-tinted spectacles crap
>>219063482I won't lie there certainly is the cuck element of knowing I'm raising some other blokes child but the main reason is I just don't want children. Doesn't matter if they're mine or someone else's, I'm just not arsed with it
hijack another man's genetic legacy by taking over his father rolewhen both of you are in different nursing homes, the kids will be visiting you and not him
>>219063529Source now
>>219062579you just know this guy's last name is alvarez
>>219063527a lot of australians are irish diaspora descendants of convicts
Men are like, “Male libido is so strong. We can barely control ourselves.” Then you get into a relationship with them, and it’s all a scam.
>>219063488we've got pinkpantheress, raye and olivia dean mate
you will be the one walking her down the aisleyou will be the one in the hospital meeting her first bornyou will be the one the grand children in your image not his
>>219063430sup crodiefinna support black owned business today
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>219063527Love them to bits x
wiping another mans sons arse
>>219063546Does that really surprise you? NZ would have been extremely British too with the exception of the Maori who fared better than the Aboriginals. Canada probably very similar but with the French making up a large share. https://www.prb.org/resources/international-migration-transforms-australia/
>>219063561men are roosters. theyre supposed to go door to door visiting each and every hen. the hens stay put
He likes them young and well hung
>>219063537i can understand not wanting stepchildren, but you don't want your own children? that's a bit weird. Usually it's feminist and selfish women who feel strongly that way
acrington stanley
got the skiing on
>>219063607full u turn on sex with minors in our life time
the winter O as we call it in this household
right rorke that's your lunch sorted
>>219063583sup my yodiedats gud brotha. we support black businesses
>>219063607incredible how pathetic these “people” are
where is the porn image of the twin towers going up a giantess's fanny and arsehole at the same time
Mad how Ireland's population still hasn't recovered from a little diet in the 19th century. Absolute lightweights man
>>219063629we'll have to, if we're to integrate pakistanis who have a deep and vibrant culture
>>219063648hangs in the oval office most like
>>219063607the British "aristocracy" are complete degenerateswe need a National Socialist Ethno-Republic
>>219063648
>>219063669For me, it’s Wat Tylerism
Horseberg Terrible shot
Funny that the #1 enemy of dwarfs is Peter Dinklage
think my bollock is twisted
>>219063682bro what's up with the colours, can you keep them natural please
>>219063683he's set dwarf-human relations back thousands of years
horse shit all over the path
>>219063615I'm pretty sure I'm schizoid, I don't have any desire to start a family or even long term relationships, I just want to be alone and have sex occasionally. This would also make me a terrible father because I would barely interact with the kid and leave the mum to do most of the parentingalso I think the world is so fucked it would be cruel to bring more kids into it but that's quite a common sentiment I think
>>219063603Doesn’t surprise me no, just curious for the source and don’t like people throwing around statistics without providing them. Your original statement that it was 99% British annoyed me because there were A LOT of Irish and they aren’t British
>>219063674soon it shall be a reality
>>219063707Too bleak and flat out for natural colours imho
>>219063675 Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen,Hei a ho ho!Und wollen mit Tyrannen raufen,Hei a ho ho!Spieß voran, drauf und dran,Setzt aufs Klosterdach den roten Hahn!
>>219062392Roz for me
>>219063625is our girl Kirsty competing today?
>>219062690I should probably stop caffeine too but I'm at a point where I've been on it for so long it would take at least a week of feeling like utter shit to stop itshould probably take a week off work just to stop caffeine
>>219063561my libido’s been the same ever since i discovered wanking, relationship or not just a horny man me
>>219063640i dont want it
>>219063682mfw the horse and the rider
>>219063662gross.
The more I think about juche, the more it makes sense
Really makes you think
>>219063721>A LOT of Irish and they aren’t Britishdebatable
>>219063784powerful...
>>219063737yh
>>219062471>u slide we slide right back mfwhy are welsh people so woggified?
>>219063784Judgmental parents, offer him no advice, just judgement. He’s trying, he’s experimenting and he’s earning a quid at the mattress shop. Leave him be
>>219063784notice how they never question maybe they're just shit parentsgod, i hate boomers
>>219063784why didn't his parents sign him up for some sort of meaningful hobby where he could develop confidence and meet people? his parents failed him. dumb fucking boomers i hate them so much
Why won't dudes date a single white mum with a mixed race baby?
>>219063750well there's no sense it going to waste. I'll eat it then but you'll be hungry later, rorke.
>>219063736love roz
>>219063806phwoaar tuning in now
>>219062608Are you asking because you're incapable of using google?
>>219063825What makes you think most won’t?
Emirp Retsinim Reik Remrats
>>219063826have you ever tried something that wasn't premade slop out a packet from tesco?
>>219063825i'm not a 9/10 chad
>>219062608half the train stations in west london have indian writing on themwhitechapel has some script on it god knows what it says
My breakfast:>oats>chia seeds>ground almonds>mall diced apple>honey>whole milkpooeng
off to meet familyberg me
>>219063860didn't arsked
>>219063811It's a celtic thingChronic victim complex means they identify with brown people
>>219063860lol this cunt cant dice apples has the people at the mall dice his apples for him
>>219063867bender
>>219063867gay coat for a gay guy
>>219063875>>219063888fuck up homos
>>219063867and the latest from horsebergs?
>>219063851on the rare occasion they don't have precooked chicken breasts I will resort to buying raw chicken and cooking it in the pan but we're talking once or twice a year
>>219063900jesus christ
>>219063916Oh it peng
to be fair michelle obama does look like one
>>219063895had a small scuffle earlier because the little one is cheeky bastard
>>219063942a bloke?
>>219063334life always finds a way
>>219063334this will be diego after I have my way with him
r kirsty is on
>>219064003gowarn lass do us proud
hairberg needs cutting but the place I like to go to is probably busy and I can't book an appointment
>>219064042I only go for a haircut if the fit zoomer girl is available
>>219064003wish she ws on my COCK
>>219064003fella on /sp/ was saying you can click the audio icon next to athlete names on their profile on the Olympic website and it plays an audio file of the athlete pronouncing their own namehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/47030>kursteeee mewww-urrr
>>219064042go in the week
>>219064054cute af
