women and seamen don't mix eidishion
37 year old male model that looks 17
question:what are your thoughts on coconut water?
samefagging my own thread
>>219064238Barge! Flimshaw!
>>219064256Tough nut to crack
mengting
>>219064258Based trans kiwi, post the good stuff, I have missed you and your Saturday appearances.
>>219064257middle aged white women see this and feel an intense urge to walk in fully clothed and spark a national manhunt
any normie jobsworth type niggas in?
tried watching bladerunnerinteresting looking movie but pretty boring honestly
>>219064279This thread is for dole scroungers only
>>219064280the sequel's better
>>219064258he position is terrible for her spine and neck. The choreographer of this scene should be fired
ffs
Giving myself permanent brain damage to make life bearable
>>219064280finally someone with a bit of balls the godfathers shit too
>my RAM I paid £124.99 2 years ago is now worth £624.99kin ell
Imagine telling someone you won the olympics then having to explain that actually it was the other olympics and not the proper one
>>219064300the drink or the weed?
>>219064288howabout if i'm a neet but not on the dole and instead living off savings that are quickly evaporating and am planning to kill myself when they eventually do?
>>219064280HE SAY YOU BRADE RUNNAH
>>219064297I remember at my school you used to get the choice between shorts and skirts and anyone who wore a skirt got made fun of for being a slut
>>219064310Aspartame
>>219064304ill ram my cock up your shitpipe
>>219064305haha must be terrible lol, good thing we will never have to worry about that
>>219064280it's one of those films that you have to watch multiple times to fully appreciate
Chinatown is another absolute stinker, just dogshit from start to finishLA Confidential is what I thought Chinatown would be. Never watch Chinatown
>>219064312Yeah fine but only if you give me your console when you're gone
>>219064317oooh, may I ask... do you happen to use /tv/? Just asking because your funny meme reference is fromt here about it would be awesome to know someone else in /brit/ is a kino /tv/head.
i can understand thinking blade runners shit but if you think the godfathers boring then you're just pea brained unfortunately
>>219064330LA Confidential is dog shitCheck out Runaway Train (1985)
>>219064353i didnt say it was boring you pea brained mole i said it was shit eat some fucking carrots
>>219064361>LA Confidential is dog shitfiltered
>>219064327why>>219064302I actually like the godfather thoughbeitsecond one is overrated though
More horsebergsSadly imprisoned in the rain
how about instead of calling little girls 'sluts' society stops normalising pedophilia. cheers
Runaway Train is dog shitCheck out Chinatown (1974)
Almost at 80% completion in Red Dead Redemption II. Killed about half the legendary animals so far and doing random stranger quests.
>>219064373>FilteredAnd yet you won't watch Runaway Train
i really wanted to talk about coconut water
>>219064280Apparently there are edits to it, I asked /tv/ once about this. There are different endings and some continuity alterations. It was more of an exercise in style that sparked the imagination and brought "real" sci-fi to a wider audience.
never seen The Godfather, never seen Indiana Jones, never seen Back to the Futureyou name a famous slightly older movie that you'd have expected your parents to show you growing up and I can guarantee you I've not seen it. E.T? Jaws? The original Star Wars films? Not seen 'em.was 'raised' by my single mother who is very insane you see so it never occurred to her to share enjoyable movies with her children. She also couldn't cook and would serve us stuff like a single boiled egg for lunch.
>>219064401lay it on us brother
>>219064411all shite
>>219064376well on the first viewing of it, you naturally just want to get through the story, but on repeat viewings the plot anxiety is gone, and you can just sorta slow down and take in the atmosphere
>>219064320What did you chose, lol
>>219064411blog on you boring bastard
>>219064411Cheers for that blog, thoroughly enjoyed it. One question:Why did you post it to /brit/?
>>219064411traumadump on traumadumplord
Never seen a film in my life apart from the cruel sea
>>219064421I prefer fillums with good characters and plot, if the cinematography is good it's a bonus
>>219064422I was a runt who used to wear the long winter pants even in summer
weekend sat alone in your room tying to impress other men on 4chan, is it?
really want an egg mayonnaise sarnie with a bit of bacon in and maybe some tomato. got all the ingredients but eating it feels a long way off. life is pain.
>>219064452..yh
literally addicted to chinese food
>>219064437ok michael owen
>>219064446what school you went to lad?
imagine being sat there with a bird pointing out the cinematographyfanny drier than a Lawrence of Arabia wide shot
kill maori
>>219064452>tying
mad how some people give a shit about them having one of the native languages of the country on signs but they don't do anything about Arabic, Turkish, Urdu and Punjabi signs all over the shop
>>219064464preferred chinkslop? i bet it's honey chicken or something along those lines
Still got a £50 butchers voucher to use
I’d like to lick the stains out of Emma Watson’s pooey undies.
>>219064486posted it again award
>>219064344Usually they just mandate skirts that cover the knees but that’s been ignored for the past 20 years. This school had to go for a full ban so that the girls who wear trousers don’t feel left out from the rest of skirt wearing girls
>>219064470one of the ones in or around whakatane
>>219064481MEOWING
>>219064481>fanny drier than a Lawrence of Arabia wide shotpooscrea
mumstein wanted me to cook burgers for tea but she brought home a bunch of horrible dense sourdough barms instead of actual burger buns the stupid bitch
>>219064478>alright Sahar mate can we get one of you holding up a box of chocolates in front of the Easter display that's great cheers bud have a great Easter! oh you're on over Easter are you oh well see you Tuesday haha
>>219064497Subscribe to blacked
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>>219064488anything with pork. rice noodles soup etc
>>219064513Your mum is a Peater
>>219064502i missed the discussion and wanted to say that here we have more signs in polish and urdu than english and NOBODY has complained meanwhile the londonderry sign keeps getting stolen
>>219064490get a butchers quick as fuck
>>219064484How many men in /brit/ do you think you impressed with that post?
Here he is
>>219064506aue
>>219064540fucking PENG where is that need to move there pronto
>>219064530>we have more signs in polish and urdu than englishOh no, the endtimes etc.>meanwhile the londonderry sign keeps getting stolenIt's called Derry
>>219064525aye i'm an insomniac myself but sometimes i use sweet and sour pork as a sleep aid because it's so fatty it puts me straight into a food coma
>>219064524That’s one of them things that does square poos.
>>219064544you are not a real city unless you have a destiny church compound
>>219064564>i use sweet and sour pork as a sleep aid because it's so fattyyou are what you eat, i suppose
saw a boomer walking around with a feather in his hat today. Pissed me off to no end, I wish nobody else was around so I could have ripped his feather off his head and kicked him up the arse
last time you went to the cinema?
>>219064540harrogate lad?
>>219064546Ripley
>>219064540Ah yes, the famous grouse
>>219064484very impressed by this post
>>219064561>Oh no, the endtimes etc.And yet you seethe when it's about English vs Irish, but it's racist when it involves browns.
>>219064571>destiny church
>>219064540National animal of Japan so he is. Bow to that creature!
>>219064578
playing cyberpunk fart-arsing around trying to get the high score on an arcade game while johnny silverhand slowly but surely kills me
>>21906458628 years later: the bone templewas a few weeks ago
something of a knower of history, me. or should I say moi? that's how we used to pronounce it under norman's rule
>>219064586went to see Black Adam with my dad (loves the cape slop does dad) and I fell asleep during ithe paid for the tickets so I don't think he was best pleased I fell asleep, not been back since. The film was complete dogwater though
>>219064590mate I am a 30 minute drive from this town how the fuck have i never heard about itshall be doing a little trip perhaps tomorrow i reckon, take my camera and walk aboutany good areas/hotels to stay?
>>219064598There's this thing called history, don't know if you have heard of it?There's this thing called people making value and people appropriating value, don't know if you've heard of it?
the bone templethe fuck bunker
>>219064586I think it was guardians of the galaxy 2shit film
>>219064630Who is "we"?
>>219064638Yeah, try the runt inn
>>219064582Based behatted boomer vs seething bareheaded zoomer
>>219064638Just standard village pubs and the likeIt's famous for its castle and cafe where they sell nice ice creamNot really ice cream season thoughbeit
mad how there are 4 billion women who all like it up the fanny but not a single one of them is willing to do with with me
>>219064649The shag silo
>>219064638>any good areas/hotels to stay?yeah
>>219064652the anglo-saxonoids of /brit/your sutton hoosyour cheddar men
>>219064251funny
still not seen that Avatar Fire & Ash but apparently it's shite so I am vindicated in my decision to not pay money to go and see itfire & gash more like (I will pirate it when it comes out online though)
>There's this thing called history, don't know if you have heard of it? There's this thing called people making value and people appropriating value, don't know if you've heard of it?
>>219064683>sutton hoosHow your mum describes an unexpected finger up her bumhole
>>219064674styx has a gf (wife?) now
sent that bastard soaring
Been thinkin about getting a bumchum
>>219064640Hostility towards the English today, for something most of them aren't even aware happened, is far more irrational than straight up racism. The Irish will openly call us cunts and wankers and tell us to go home (I heard this all the time in Ireland especially when they have a single drop of alcohol). But someone having developed a disliking for immigrants through genuinely bad experiences is the bad guy.
>>219064719What was the sport, getting jizzed on the face for the longest?
iroid has became upset and is now trying to land an epic zing
if you've ever touched a ski or even been in the same room as a ski you're a tarq bastard
>>219064733 sent that bastard snoring
Dorito's Flamin' Hot is available in Australia againIt was gone for two years because workers at the Flamin' Hot factory were experiencing chemical reactions from the ingredients
>>219064733>The Irish will openly call us cunts and wankers and tell us to go homeThis doesn't happen unless you're being a cunt or a wanker
mad to think there will come a time when people will be nostalgic for 2026, as if this isn't the most dystopian pozzed cuckpilled globohomo clownworld historical period of all time
>>219064733Oh shut your gab
I'm Cornish.
>>219064726yeah because he's tall and confident even if he was total weirdo
>>219064747My parents were wedded when they were married, I find it much more likely that you are the only bastard here, serf
yer bird
Down another kg this week x.10 kg from 25kg total loss
>>219064755people are already nostalgic for 2016 for christ sake and that was fucking shite as well
>>219064748HOOTING AND HOLLERING
>>219064762Sell me your home
>>219064758run back to /eire/ bogtrotter
>>219064769no, it's because he has fans and hype. he looks like a munted steve howe
>>219064774how do you lose weight
>>219064773i saw that captain tom shit a mile off
>>219064750It does and I wasn't even part of the conversation. I was sat at the back of a pub and as soon as some news thing about British government came on they all piled on shitting on the English
Ohhh, the Irish flag poster is Spaino
>>219064782More like
Wouldn't mind being part of a conversationAs long as I get to talk most of the time and everyone politely nods and listens to me
Coffee is sadly very astringent this morningThink I over extracted
>>219064789
don't look back in angeri heard you're gay
>>219064780I live in London.
>>219064758immigration is bad and produces nothing of value (unless the immigrants are white)
still got a bunch of my Captain Tom cryptocoinswe're not even near the top
>>219064785i think he looks like a cross between asmongold and sandra bullock
>>219064794Gee, it's rough being an englishman these days it sounds like.*starts playing the Who's Behind Blue Eyes on the acoustic*
sir captain tom ate my hamster in the battle of the somme
>>219064817Tarq cunt
>>219064815gonna start a revoloution in my head
nigga said astringent
Little bird house in the woodsWhy put this here I wonder
*frantically asks alexa what a stringent means*
it's a shame we have to get old, just not really fair is it
sandra bollock haha
Asking Alexa out on a date and getting told she doesn't understand the question
>>219064789I'm just counting calories and weighing food. Being more mindful of how much I'm stuffing in my putrid gob
>>219064846Sounds like a job for Sherlock Holmes
>>219064844you can't even string a sentence together
Shall name all my children after the great cities of the British Isles.
every week i say i'll get off the muck but got steaming last night and just hangover wanked to cuck porn of princess zelda getting piped while link was forced to watch in a chastity cage
>>219064863Careful about Rotherham
how are you supposed to make any money flipping houses when stamp duty and capital gains tax exists
>>219064849
just drank 2 litres of coconut water
>>219064847>>219064848>>219064849:/
>>219064863>Sheffield, stop pestering Leeds and come sit with Manchester to finish your dinner!
>>219064868honestly the filthy hangover wank is the best reason to stop drinkingcannot describe the depravity of shit i have coomed to on those particular bad hangovers
on RCS chat, if you're blocked, does it still show two grey ticks?
>>219064846thick bugger
don't hear of calamine lotion anymore
Magnetic how you can add -box as a suffix to any word and it means something. Shitbox, hotbox, rizzbox, etc.
>>219064894nonce
noncebox
wheres pooey fart arse
>>219064894>>219064868alcohol increases your oestrogen levels which causes hypersexualitylearnt it from ray peat
Take me back three years lads, let me live it all again
>>219064915wogbox
>>219064846bet a gnome lives in there
>>219064924I don't understand the implications here. Drinking coconut water = being a man who plays with his gender?
>>219064919projectionthe filth in question was bbws doing anal with black guys
I think I might have damaged my touchpad while clicking on it too hard, there's a very very slight but nevertheless palpable dent and the right edge is like half a millimeter higher than the left one. or it could be an assembly defect or it's supposed to be like that and I just noticed it only now, hard to tell with this flimsy chinese shit. at least it works
>>219064932That's a Toyota Supra down here
>>219064941tranny
>>219064941I am playing with my gender right now reading all the stuff you wanked to and awaiting those PRISTINE trannies you are about to post.
>>219064941it's just rorke stuck with a primary school mindset where his masculinity is questioned for doing anything other than consuming meat, potatoes and beer
anyone up for measures in the gherkin
>>219064863For me, it's the parishes of Jersey.
need a quirky gf who proposes marriage to me instead of me to her and in doing so uses the words "will you be my wife?"
>>219064964I am not trans mate, I'm just passionate about coconut water right now. Last month it was cucumber water and I drank too much until I felt sick
Just when you thought F1 couldn't get any more lame and feminine and unwatchable sir poois shamilton of hurtbumshire has to start bringing kim kardashian to the races so people will stop saying he's gay
>>219064868dont get ntr or cuck porn or what could cause the mindset where that is hot
got fucked over bad at the organic grocersbought a carton of coconut water or so i thoughtfirst sip tastes like normal watertake a look at the label, it's just spring water fs
yeah youre right it is spainnonce
women think guys get boners when they need to pee or are about to peethat's a woman fact for you
mumbergs playing call of duty zombies mode in the living room
>>219065024Wonder if he's divorced his wife yet
>>219065003if you watch any form of b/g porn you're sitting in a virtual cuck chair in the virtual cuck corner anyway, can you really allow your ego to take that damage over time?
>>219065023Why isn't he called grocer monger or produce monger?
>>219065023stitchbox upbox atbox thebox organicbox grocersbox
onya spainers
>>219064984haha imagine if she makes you wear the dress during the wedding
>>219065060what the hell is b/g
ex gf believed in 'blue balls' cause her ex told her if she didn't wank him off he could get hurt.
>>219065084battlefleet gothic
>>219065067good post
>>219065084baby girl
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. But I can't stop thinking about this photo >>219064540We NEED to introduce an Incel Photography category to the /brit/ awards.
>>219065084bumfluff growth
>>219065106Crep posting
>>219065080as long as the ring is expensive without being gaudy
egg mayonnaise sandwich update: have boiled me eggs for 8 1/2 minutes. now bobbing about in some cold water.
Katie Price checks into business class flight ahead of Dubai honeymoon - following claims husband Lee Andrews can't leave the country
>>219065125imagine all the boozy farts old jimbo does
>>219065135Wasn't she broke literally a year ago
>>219065121>8 1/2 minutesYolk status? Grey.
I had a flatmate who used to turn on the tap when she was using the toilet so no one would be able to hear the plops
>>219065125Why’d you take a picture of James Hetfield’s ass?
>>219064987>F1women actually buy things, every form of entertainment will become an elaborate fanny fresh advert
best mate just told me he's getting married in England, cheers mate. Not like youd want your childhood best friend to be there or anything. wanker
moving up in the world my lidslet's just say your man down under is rubbing shoulders with the city elite of Adelaide
>>219065152I know you were the first one to the toilet when she was finished haha
>>219065160Are you not allowed in Pengland?
>>219065160We'll go there and ruin it on your behalf
>>219065149we'll find out soon!
>>219065160my former best mate got married and moved interstate without telling anyone, has a kid now
>>219065173You'll be back in poowong by the end of the week
>>219065180They haven't got an aircraft big enough for him
>>219065180*opens wallet and a moth flies out of it*Let me just by a plane ticket to the other side of the world
>>219065173why anyone who lives in South Australia would choose to live in the city is beyond me
>>219065225Post a BTC address and I'll send you the dough
>>219065235o-bahn
>>219065106I dabble in a bit of incel photography myself, here is one of my best pieces
Thread is filled to the brim with antipodean runts.
2 hours since I texted the escort. Hasn't even read my message confirming for tomorrow. Getting worried now.She hasn't logged into AdultWork since Thursday. Realistically how likely is it she's changed her phone number and not told me or is it more likely she's busy?
>>219065242cheers mate but I don't know how any of that stuff works.
what's her name, Virginia Plain?
>>219065264That's a beaut
>>219065276This is so sad mate, these people think nothing of you and yet you spend hours deliberating over whether they've bothered to acknowledge the fact that you exist as nothing more than a transaction
enjoyed many of these photoskeep up the good work chaps
>>219065173adelaide doesn't exist
just ate some crisps lmao
>Spaino stops posting on Irish flag>Escortmong shows upOh
>>219065306screeching
>Did you know? Our buses have R-A-I-L-S
I want to eat Emma Watson’s poo.
>ugh Adelaide is SO boring, it doesn't even have [some unbelievably uninteresting millennial bullshit full of brown people]
deeply unfunny thread
>>219065296Well it's just how I am. I reached 29 as a virgin, I don't have any other choice.
>>219064987twat fumbled nicole scherzinger
fuck palestine and fuck you
>>219065405not been fucked in years
Also my main worry with this escort is she'll somehow blame me if the meeting doesn't go ahead and then block me.We have met 4 times before. Am I panicking too much? Why can't she just fucking respond
>>219065365Whenever you obsess over these people, remember for what they see you as: moneyThey do not care about you, and given half the chance would strip you of everything of worth in your life without a second thoughtDo something nice today like going to see some ducks by a pond. Take some bread and feed them
>>219065286you're not allowed to say lorry that's our word
>>219065409fucking nidder
>>219065415not even being mean but mate, chatgpt is made to contain freaks like you. Go talk to it
whatever happened to that terro fuckwit who did a 9/11 trial run in 1993?
so this is rorke
>>219065264
>>219065415This lifestyle is going to psychologically destroy you I hope you're ready for the fallout when it hits
mental that picking your nose is still one of the great unforgivable public acts
>>219065454whats he pondering
>>219065470How he got there
>>219065460picking your bum is worse
remember the 2019 essex lorry deathsif you found 39 well chilled viets dead in your lorry do you think you would have a go with some of them first or would you resist
>>219065470squirrelberg
>>219065454are those flaxes or agapanthus?
>>219065449>>219065460Who are you talking to? fuck off you absolute loser
>>219065427I don't obsess over them. It's just the only way I'll ever experience intimacy.
>>219065455mate why the fuck are you replying to himit's not even real he's just talking bollocks to get attention
really don’t like the nosepickingaussiegimmick
>>219065495Because I went through the same phase
>>219065483didn't even notice that little fella there, adds a whole new dynamic to the photo
>>219065491This is obsession mate, seek helpNobody here cares and will just watch with glee as time passes with your eventual deterioration at the hands of these prostitutes
just let me pick my nose
>>219065405Cats out of the bag mate
>>219065543>>219065543
