Strong black women edition
b negative blood me, the white man's blood type
>>219067748just cba, no good incentive for it if it’s so special than give a reason other than “think of the strangers who need it”
>>219067737I'm an incel in Starmer's Britain baby, superheroes ain't got nothing on me.
>>219067779free biscuits and juice
dark type is weak to fighting type which is known is japanese as the justice typebit racist isn't it
https://youtu.be/szVy9TCQIcg?t=1745
Gonna down 6 beers and like all her posts on Instagram
Why couldn't I just have developed normally and got a girlfriend when I was in school/uni?I've ended up a 29 year old who relies on validation from prostitutes. I realise I am being a fucking idiot. I have never understood women. Genuinely never even had a female friend. Why are they so alien to me?
>>219067779would give blood if they guaranteed it wouldn't be given to non-whites
>>219067821I blame my parents
>>219067805Would love to lick that tummy
how do you think that makes me feel
going to go for my second shower of the day soon
>>219067838I do as well to an extent. They should have socialised me better or at least questioned why I never had a gf or female friend.
>>219067821https://youtu.be/IwLSrNu1ppI
>Broadcaster and biologist Sir David Attenborough, aged 99, dined peacefully in his home last night.
wifeberg been acting extra cheeky all morning. fear that sextoil may be imminent.
>>219067814
>>219067868oh you rotter
>>219067873Id curdle her milk
>>219067868can't believe I find out he dined through /brit/
>>219067870she just went private again :-/
>>219067869smack her arse
>>219067868Reddit
>>219067814SAAR
>>219067873cor lushbut actually it was twice and there was no trying because it happenedtwice
why should I donate my precious O- blood to anyone? no one ever helped me
big suze
>>219067916Haven't seen a pixi webm posted here in a long while
happy black history month
Honestly think this might have been the worst winter of my life. Ive been depressed for long periods before but it has been absolutely relentless these past two or three months.
>>219067927you can just grow more once you give it away
right well that's a woman showing her cock and bollocks
>>219067934>He's an ALPHA MALE, Jeremy!
How can i be sure im not the dragonborn? I've never killed a dragon, so i dont know if i would absorb his soul.You guys ever think about this?
>>219067969dragons arent realhope this helps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXYMMsoTMLQ>I'm called Willie Colon let me just sing you something real quick
>>219067821I was exactly the same until I started working with women around my age or younger on a daily basis. Turns out just being around them and talking to them regularly was all I needed to naturally fix myself. The problem isn't necessarily you specifically, you're just missing the experience with socialising with girls you were supposed to gain in your adolescent years but didn't because you spent them mostly alone, occasionally with groups of other males, exactly like me
>>219067969wouldn't want to kill a dragon. majestic creatures
>>219067873sexo_cat.jpg
>woman >cock and bollocksdoesn’t really work does it
>>219067805canonically thousands of years old
>>219067969im literally mannimarco
>>219067934so fitstill fit even now in fact
>>219067996don’t really see him posted much these days :(
>>219067990The ones in how to train your dragon are dysgenic freaks
>>219067780Funni
The ghost team xMight swap Phantump and Haunter because I can't evolve them without a tradeWould get Mimikyu and Dhelmise in that case
>>219068026isnt she some sort of gigatarq?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFemsUvjvTYIMPORTANT VIDEO
postie finally decided to show up
>>219068067the trinity is such a retarded concept
>>219067990yeah, you're right about that.Its a big world, i think us humans and dragons can share it.
>>219068053yes she married a minor royal, she technically has the title of Lady now
the right honourable sir mouse nonce
Do you do gardening? It's my hobby and I imagine it's popular in England.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmayYUwOiD0the choonx
*enters the thread stumbling a bit and shakes off my brollly without MUCH consideration to people sitting nearby* right I don't normally drink and IN did have
>>219068128wish I had a house with a garden
>>219067873Godzilla killed way more japs, and he has no regrets of it, yet you never hear them talk about that.
>>219068128I grow vegetables and i will show them to you wether you like it or not
>>219068140Criiiinge. Holy smokes breh. That's like so cringe. Wowzas
really not alright with this trend of homeless addicts posting up outside supermarkets
>>219068179my local morrisons has 3 gypsies and 2 drug addicts
>>219068140a futa dick projector would have been more fun
>>219067934best girl
>>219067918Done her
>>219068140in the 3rd panel shes actually entering his mind and making him leak
>>219068179got called a dickhead by one outside tesco
>posting upFOY
oh my days
>>219068157There are indoor and balcony plants>>219068175It would be cool
>>219068179don't have any homeless in my area but we do occasionally get forrin Big Issue sellers on the corners saying "good morning beeg eeshoo thank you please" over and over
>>219068179if you dont like them, just ignore them. Just like you ignore racism, inequality, sexism, police brutality and climate change.
>>219067988Well I don't work with many women so I have no chance.I'm 29 as well. As soon as any woman finds out I've never even been on a date she'll run away.
FriendsOriginateYonder!
remember when i were a cashier at coop and this gypsy beggar came in asking for change, briefly showing she had thousands in cash in her purse its just another form of organised crime isn’t it
>>219068198it's private property, dont know why the stores don't move them onthey're just grafting for drug money
>>219068236>skipping knee day
got called an oafish bore outside B&Q once
https://youtu.be/MusyO7J2inMIs this really how poshos see football in this country?
>>219068241>Just like you ignore racism, inequality, sexism, police brutality and climate change.i categorically reject your accusation that i ignore racism, inequality and sexismi wholly perpetuate those, to the fullest extent i can, stupid argie bastard
>>219068241mad how your flag looks like the tranny flag
>>219068217dickhead>>219068273oafish bore
>>219068267it's an uphill battle basically. used to work as a tescoid and even if we told some bum to fuck off he'd be back in like 20 minutes
>>219068238
you can find me posted up on Frank block with my fucking gang
>>219068242then find a new job with more of them before it's too late lad, full immersion is the only way to break out of this
>>219068301we need the police like the yanks have, they say they've been trespassed and will be arrested if they come back
>>219068326can't be arsed. it's too late
What are your thoughts on Jesus being God?
what a pleasant poo I'm partaking in presently
>>219068343More of a 7th century Arianist me. Seperate things.
>>219068304How good, it's gigantic. How would you cook it?
leftypol scranning a rhubarb crumble
AAAAAAH How do I stop jerking off to degen stuff? This is starting to become a huge problem. Everyday I vow to myself that I won't do it anymore and everyday I break that vow.
Is 48 laws of power worth reading
>>219068343Trump is god.
>>219068236get him on the rorke protocol and he'll be yoked in no timegwan rorke my son
>>219068376nothing particularly political about scranning a pie of any sort!
>>219068375Chop it up and then roast or boil it.
>>219068377
>>219068394used to do this in my gym. grim. i can't believe i fell for the just lift bro meme
local Harvester are on deliveroo now so I've had this lot delivered. Only £17.99 I think that's alright tbf, you'd pay that in a restaurant. There's still a fair bit of heat in it
kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOXkOi2ur38
>>219068326I don't see why I should give up my job to be around women moreEven then there's no guarantee anything would changeNah sadly it's over for me. My choices are basically see prostitutes or wait for sexbots
>>219068403Cute
>>219068428looks fucking shitethere's about three quid of food there
>>219068428>paid 18 quid for harvester slopbad call, really poor plan
>>219068428Has to be a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdv83MFJd7U
>>219068440i've changed my job like 3 times just to meet women and nothing has changed. i work with a bunch of women now and they all instinctively avoid me. women just know when you're an incel
>>219068461yeah my last job was like 60% women and nothing changedmy last manager was a woman and i hated her. lazy, arrogant, opinionated cunt
>>219068282its how the football media really was back then
uh, think we could keep the misogyny to a minimum please? my mum browses these threads
Anyway, if this escort slag doesn't get back to me then I am pretty sure I know her real name so I have that fun card in my pocket.
>>219068497Hello anons mum hope youre doing well.
foggy on the mountain
going to fizz up some water then have a think about starting to cook
went to McDonalds late last night and and there were loads of crackheads outside and one of them pressured me into buying him a milkshake so i did. What a pathetic freak I am
>>219068438https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3-Cc-foyt0
>>219068514Wales? Yorkshire?
>>219068502um shes busy being hungover, high on drugs, shagging strangers, sharing needles, and the like
got called a home counties golf club bore at tesco
anyone heard this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3yPyc5ZdNs
>>219068530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asRQB_iBysk
>>219068442>>219068445>>219068450that's just what you pay these days. You'd pay more than that in a restaurant. Nothing wrong with this grub.
white ppl be like I smoke weed with my parents
>mountainWouldn’t even call that a hill
*to the tune of Stacy's Mom*Anon's mumhas got a cracking bum
>>219068566i've never smoked weed. i wonder if that's why i'm such a miserable incel
>>219068543I think she was that type when she was younger but not nowShe markets herself as a classy, sensual, "GFE" type escort now but from what I can tell from her profile and what she's told me about herself, I think she was a complete slag in her uni days who mostly likely did amateur porn or onlyfans
Went to a speed dating event. It was okay but I can't recommend it myself because none of the women were under 30 though I did expect that
>>219068514Literally not a mountain is it
>>219068511wholesome post x
>>219068514comfy, looks like a nice place to solve mysteries
>>219068603any lookers?
>Instagram UserAfter 5 dates as well
>>219068568that's at the bottom heres the view from the top
>>219068555Choon and yes I have >>219068556 check that one out
>>219068603i made a dating app profile and the first suggestion i got was some 37 year old woman
>>219068428simply refuse to believe you got that delivered, looks Iike it came out of packets just Iike everything else you eat
>>219068603those things are real? i thought it was a movie thing
who you rooting for lads?I'm an AHMEDABAD man myself
roated beets are far superiour to boiled
will a car like this get me women
>>219068649perhaps Harvester's ingredients also come in packets but what do I know, I'm not their supply manager
>roated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG7cRDcPY3k
>>219068665Chilewhy not eh
>>219068635Most looked pretty one almost looked early 20s>>219068656Real and equal number of men and women
love letting myself get a bit smelly
>>219068685um
>>219068692This music comes from a time that does not exist anymore lad. </3
>>219068644I'm impressed you've gone up there in such shitty weather la, reckon you've earned some pints tonight
>>219068696Chile has a population of like 10 million. India/Indonesia and Turkey are huge markets theyre much more likely to win
>>219068679Yeah but you need other stuff to go with it
>>219068679Didn't Elliot Rodger have one of those?
is that normal pooing you're doing?
>>219068746like what? i plan on buying my own flat. will that help
>>219068728thats why they called it memory lane...
>This image shows the view from Slemish Mountain, an extinct volcanic plug located near Ballymena in County Antrim, Northern Ireland. >Key Features of the Location>The Landscape: The view overlooks the Whitewater Valley, characterized by a lush "bocage" landscape of small fields and hedgerows that contrast with the more barren uplands.>Height and Visibility: The summit of Slemish rises to 437 meters. From this vantage point on a clear day, you can see across County Antrim and even towards the coast.>Historical Significance: The mountain is famously associated with Saint Patrick, who is said to have spent six years herding sheep here after being brought to Ireland as a slave.This AI thing really is quite something
>>219068749i had the exact same thought.
Thoughts on God watching you what you're doing right now?Me? Just listening to some dubstep thanks to one anon.
have a flat and car yet have never been on a dateim very mentally ill you see
>>219068680so you paid actual money plus delivery for what looks like two bits of dry chicken, frozen veg and plain boiled potatoes? Oh my days lad
>>219068795this will be me but i honestly just want my own place to rot away in
>>219068795Fluked my way into a relationship once. Ended poorly. Back to being an incel. Can hardly talk to cashiers anymore. Mental
I think the only way to succeed in speed dating is to come on strong right out of the gateskip all the boring introduction stuff to save time and get straight to flirting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yetfDrsFno
>>219068818that's just what you pay these days. Everyone loves a cheeky deliveroo. It's the weekend, no harm in getting a little carvery delivered to treat myself.
>>219068834>Fluked my way into a relationship once>incel
The escort is toying with my emotions on purpose, that’s really the only explanation for it at this point. What I wonder though, is whether she’s doing it just because she is a bit twisted and enjoys making people suffer, or because she senses there’s a connection between us and it’s her way of playing “hard to get” as women do. I’ve never experienced a woman doing this to me before so I can’t compare it to anything, but I’m certain it’s being done on purpose.
My new cycling bibs have finally arrived. Gonna give them a try around the park/playground later
>>219068795any tips on getting a flat lad?i've got 10k in a Lifetime ISA and 50k in a Cash ISA so was thinking of moving out from mumberg and dadowitz this year
>>219068795nothing wrong with you man, never let social pressure shame you into things.
STOP RING OFF MI BOMBACLAAT PHONE
>>219068874Apply for a mortgage. Hope this helps.
>>219068871This is how you're gonna spend your weekend, waiting for a woman to read your texts?Just let go man, go do something.
>>219068864you've missed my point mate, I'm saying that food is bad and you could easily do better at home with next to zero cooking knowledge
>>219068866Can i identify as a shagger?
>>219068874if you've been employed a few years you'll have no bother getting a mortgagebest case would be having a bird obviously as dual income means you can live in a nice flat that isn't in a shithole area. If it comes to it though, it's still your own place.
>>219068910For me its going on language apps talking to hispanohablantes. Realise im too lazy to talk to them more and then ignore them
Feel rough af me. Keeping off the wooze for a while after today.
still screaming my fucking head off at this post >>219068428been helplessly wailing at it for the past twenty minutes
>>219068918not that guy, but i have like 70k in savings and make 33k. you reckon they'll give me a 130k mortgage? single incel mind you
>>219068916You seem autistic and easily fooled. The lad is having you on. Hope this helps.
>>219068910nowt to do in this country
>>219068949we'll move onit'll take time, but we can move past thisthe government will never step in
>>219068949I’m glad my lunch amused you so much. Was delicious.
>>219068864Obviously bait
balearic pumping or commercial pumping?
personally i like ice creams with my mouth but there are people who like to eat them with their forehead
Why do you lads not care about God being real?
>>219068949gave me a chuckle but nothing beats >pasta delivery
Top totty is in
>>219069059if god was real he wouldn't let me be an incel yet here i am
>>219069059has zero effect on my life
>>219067737Nigerian descent woman born and raised in London is superior to american black women.
>>219069059i dont think god much had me in mind when he made this world.
>>219069072dont they know theres a pandemic going on right now
bring back pork pie hats
bring back poo barm hats
>>219069075I'd say it does considering He made you.>>219069096But how do you know that for certain though?
might move to china
skeleton bums soon
>>219068953recall that banks want to sell mortgages. They're not doing you a favour, they're selling you a product. They want you to buy their mortgage.
Good morning
Making my first ever lasagna, ragu is pretty much ready and it smells lushington
>>219067737>like 6 years old>already receeding hairlinewhat causes this`?
wish i were a neet
>>219069249looks like something my arse would produce after a night out
>>219069249Looks amazing, what meat did you use?
to think that things almost were different than they are
>>219069249>dark green backsplash tilesvery nice, unironically.Always think it would be cool to have a bathroom like this. Walking into Salazar Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets every time you sit down for a jobby.
>>219069059I think God's real i just dont think anyone who converted out of internet contrarianism is going to heaven
>>219069249>not using mincegood man
>>219069216bless whoever suggested the use of slomo
>>219068834My culture is not your costume, sexhaver
>>219069288cow bollock offcuts from the butcher
>>219069303give me the quick redpilled rundown on not using mince in whatever that is
australia is quite simply the worst country in the world
>>219069288Beef brisket, bit of pork shoulder and a bit of pancetta. >>219069298Thanks lad, can’t take any credit the gf chose our kitchen>>219069303Yeah wanted to do a proper one
you lot watching r emma?
>>219069072I suspect I could actually get a shag and be normal if I went to bars and stuff but I'm too afraid so I just stay home all the time and will die a virgin.
>>219069301Ooh they won’t like that one
wish I were a little bit taller
>>219069301Well, God is real and He's The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit
>>219069331What about Afghanistan or Haiti
>>219069345watching sports is gay, so no
>>219069331stop being rama rama
>>219069345>six nil, six nil, wrapped up in 20 minutesaverage WTA final
>>219069366thought that would be up your alley
>>219069328you can choose which cuts of meat you want and the braised texture is very pleasantmostly the first part though as mince from the store has been sitting aroundmincing cuts you choose yourself is acceptable too depending on the texture you want>>219069334looks great post the lasagna when its done
if I get ghosted by this escort, what should I do?genuinely gonna be livid. we've met 4 times before, why is this cunt not responding? if she's ill just fucking tell me.
>>219069331how come
>>219069347You suspect wrong. Bars are full of failed normies who can't get shit or function properly
>>219069303>>219069334Didn’t know a proper lasagne didn’t use mince
>>219069362theyre nice geographically australia is mostly a barren tundra
>>219069271Na, i was miserable as a neet, only the first year was awesome, afterwards the following 2 i was miserable.I am so much happy to have so much money, i bought a premium gaming laptop, i go on vacations, i do random inceldrives all over the country, eating in restaurants, staying in hotels.
>>219069072Why such a young crowd on the weekend compared to the weekdays?
>>219069393what difference does it makeit's all meat
>>219069072Duck faces are not top totty
>>219069408It does, lasagne contains minced meat but there are some variations with other types of meat
>>219069072Normies are fucking mongs. Imagine enjoying standing around packed in like sardines while drinking overpriced sludge and listening to some mongo sing "My Way" or "Sweet Caroline" for the 50th time that day
>>219069405yeah but I mean if I went there, I'd shag because I'm quite tall and muscular and I'm not baldingif I just left the house it would happen. But I don't, except for work.
any good films?
>>219069220yeah but they still run checks and shit
>>219069462drinking does make it enjoyable though. Doubly so if you get the bags in. Who knows where the night will lead.
having a cup of tea
>>219069408it can use mince or ground meat but using those cuts is a sign he put care into the choice of all the ingredients which means the sauce will be very rich and deeply flavoured >>219069431different fat, collagen, and muscle contentmuscle fibre length is different but this isnt as important when cooked for a long time like in raguonce its minced or ground it is exposed to air which chagnes the taste
>>219069345not out due to injury or a complete loss yet?
>>219069477yeah loads
>>219069494sounds like a load of woke nonsense
>>219069490putting the kettle on now for me afternoon coffee
>>219069540oh shut up you fucking weirdo
>>219069540don't ever reply to me again
me trying to chat up the cashier at blockbuster in 2009>>219069477
in my home i sing, "issa parade, homie, issa parade, issa parade, homie, issa parade" after the gherkin parade
>>219069483mate you will easily get a 4x mortgage unless you've failed to disclose in your post that you're up to your eyeballs in gambling debt and have 3 CCJs against you
>>219069477no theres none left
>>219069544make me you little toad
>>219069462Yeah I guess it’s much better to sit in on the internet arguing about politics or discussing crisps than spend some time out socialising and enjoying a drink in good company
africans in the town center speaking unintelligible gibberish about jesus over a microphone
englishers sitting down for their afternoon tea only to notice in dismay they forgot to plug in the Brita® water filter last night before bed so now there's no de-calcified water for teaneed to wait until tomorrow now, pet
>>219069573scrmng
Foreigners may know about Aviva or Admiral but not Lloyd's of London.
>>219069559alright good to know
>>219069555go play in traffic you incipid fuck
infowars dot com x
Just woke up. It Saturday x
>>219069585Nothing wrong with faith in our Lord and Saviour
>>219069604>incipidlaughing bradley.jpghaha DORK!!
>>219069597>...she got dat fresh fresh, dat smoove smoove...
um, what the fudge?
>>219069540Deranged and sinister post
>>219069595anyone who works in insurance will most definitely have heard of them
>>219069540kill yourself mate
>you incipid fuck
he's in a really bad self harm loopsomething must have happened
>>219069585perfect outlet for them
>>219069396ive been ghosted so many times and i just cry whenever it happens
seethe on you fat spastic
>>219069396Call her 100times
>>219069685me?
Computer, initiate the bad self harm loop. *starts humping the computer screen*
paradice city
fuck sake man
>>219069656never self-harmed in my life mate what you on about lol
suppose I had better watch the latest Frieren*turns VLC to 1.28x*
>>219069628dont want to hear the religion my country used to colonise theirs repeated back to me in pidgin english
already shit out my arse once today and need to go again, not happy
doinn some self 'arming or as they say wanking
>>219069728Tell him to tone it down then
>>219069769i punch myself in the head
>>219069655an ancient fedora. not seen this one in a while. Good post.
feeling irate
got the asmr on
nobody here self harms, we're not women or queers
>>219069848I self harmed last year but the scars have already faded because I didn't cut deep enough. Very cringe phase in my life!
>>219069848posting here is a form of self harm
omg just spent 200 squid like it was nothing
in bed eating crisps x
It'll be Monday soon and all the toiley woilers will get lost and /brit/ will be back in it's true format (NEET, Hikos and HHKVs)
>>219069902
the old?
>>219069527ok
