hull edish or algo
the only thing worse than a piglet is a pigvile creatures
Love of my life is from Hull. If I ever have a complete breakdown and end up homeless I'll probably walk there as a last resort
>>219072059I first became aware of homosexuality in those toilets
mclovin
>>219072059Reminds me of Liverpool unironically
separating the spaff from the skeet
App idea where Generative AI takes every news story and explains it in terms of any of your preferred brand of mediaslopNow i can finally understand what Iran is doing because it's in Doctor Who terms
sucking a lucozade
Why are you NEET instead of getting a real job, /brit/?Here: No pussy no work/taxes. Also I really hate being told what to do and where to be and only getting crumbs from the fruits of your labour (majority goes to the shareholders and the government).
call my knob a lucozade they way it be sputtering out liquid
>>219072091Whats his name?
tough choice
what are the rules on having a bird of prey as a pet? like a hawk or something? watching this film and the guy has got one and it seems pretty fun flying it around and commanding it about
must not spoil movie for the ladmust not spoil movie for the ladmust not spoil movie for the ladmust not spoil movie for the ladmust not spoil movie for the lad
might move to Hull
>>219072142>getting crumbs from the fruits of your labourPressing a button or moving an object in a factory or office designed and paid for by others isnt the "fruit of your labour" it's arrogant. Know your place you pathetic little worm
met a young girl today with the most ridiculous tits you've ever seen, some sort of medical condition obviously because they literally covered most of her torsotell you what pretending i didnt notice was while conversing was hard
that's the succelent chinese meal ordered
>>219072155Hamza
>>219072203
>>219072203>a young girl Um how young?
bit late for my nap time but i'll manage
>>219072246Perky little ass.
on the rightmove toil, hate it
11
watching videos about rural japan
>>219072272roaring
just realised one could theoretically get banned for a single character post
Europe should simply stop killing itself
>>219072272fucks sake
>decide to be good and avoid drinking on friday night>end up drinking all day saturday mad how
>>219072348Shan't
oh
>>219072311>buy home for $10k or so>depreciates in value over the years, instead of going upMust feel mental for any Westerner, especially UK, CA, USA and AUS.
right there was absolutely no need to post that
ok, apparently the guy with a hawk is actually a girlalso if anyone else was wondering, the law says you can have a hawk but you need to register it. same with other birds
not got any plans for dinner. can't be bothered to make anything which would require more than 1 dish to make, but also don't want to eat frozen pizza for like the billionth time
>>219072300very blackpilling to see how the price of everything has gone up like 5x in the last two, three decades
[spoiler][/spoiler]
its still bloody raining
1 view on my ebay itemgutted
shilpa fucking skettyshilpa fucking poppadom
Mendelson was asked about this picture in the Epstein files and just said he can't remember where or who that was but it definitely wasn't anything to do with Epstein.
sex
>>219072557It was me x
me gwan tek me bloodclart life
>>219072598>TxemaWhat is this albanian or something
>>219072155The now sadly deceased John Prescott
>>219072571https://youtu.be/_FIkb5ScUDE?si=bpAUIGJ4Bca3PJKLKino. Love how jade goodey got all the flack when that bint from s club 7 was just as bad.
fs wales
>>219072598>TxemaBasque?
corr lizzy yarnold looking thicc on beeb two
>>219072571I think this was the day telly went woke. My dad reckons Jade was put in there with a script so they could make a big thing out of it, then it wasn't a coincidence she died soon after. It makes sense if you think about it
>>219072598>Great Britain>FRAwe voted to leave
doing a listen
>>219072557post the link here mate we'll all have a look at it for you
>>219072660Jade is the nations sweetheart who died of cancer bless her heart sleepin with the angels now rip xxx
>>219072740was mental seeing the sun and news of the world doing a 180 from calling for her to be pilloried to printing shite like this
starting to think stuff and believe things
>>219072797Believe in me. Believe in yourself.Believe in nothing but the truth.
>>219072797embrace it
How about that prick's face when he saw the gat?
need to think of another film to force my girlfriend to watch tonight
>>219072773I remember seeing this in the pictures like it was yesterday
>>219072777Caroline flack too
>>219072847Lawrence of Arabia (1862)
Went paintballing today Everyone there was either completely new or hadn't played in years aside from one sweatHe was barking commands and spamming his £450 gun (he made sure we knew this) getting proper aggy if people didn't do things "right"I just KNOW it was one of your neeks
might buy some shit I don't need
>>219072142
>>219072847master and commander
>>219072660>>219072740>>219072777She popularised Big Brother is what he did! She was a great British celebrity! And in this house Jade Goody is the nations sweetheart is a hero! End of story!
just bought a stack of protein bars
>>219072847angel heart
>>219072889you sound jealous of his rifle lol
>>219072928>rifle>paintball gunwhat passes for a firearm in the uk
>>219072847Zulu
used to love wanking over kimmy granger but she's thoroughly bogged herself now
>>219072963in your reply to this post ask me if I care
heat wave is coming this weekit'll finally be above freezing
>>219072925Might go for this liked mississippi burning and Angela's ashes>>219072907Also a shout might save it for a Barry Lyndon 5 hour British Empire double feature
>>219072906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9j91-18Kb4
>>219072847gettysburg (1993) director's cut (runtime 4h31m)
Podium has just gone up outside 10 Downing
>>219072847Nymphomaniac
>>219073033put the gallows up
10 minute argument about oxo cubes lmao women......
>>219072726based
>>219072995do you care?
>>219072991
>>219073033barmer is getting hanged, drawn, and quartered live on Sky Sports
>>219073033Starmer announcing AI chatbot girlfriends for incels
>>219073062nope!! (yes xx)
>>219072991stopped wanking to her when she had that breakdown on twitter, just felt too bad for her after that
>>219072928Is that you mate? You knee pads are really bent
Sir Looks Maxxer
>>219073082what was it about?
>>219072660lmao at the cut to this
Find porn boring me so only wank to solo women images or webms
Discovered the combination of kratom in the evening and a couple of teaspoons of cod liver oil in the morning produce solid smooth shits. Kratom is amazing at bulking the contents of your stomach. No watery loose booze shits
>>219073103I wank to higher maths me
Just pulled a little ruse
gladiators is on
>>219073108Idiotic. Like taking heroin to stop diarrhoea.
My British friend is going to turkey for dental work and invited me to go with him but he thinks its be cringey that I said I will use turkey to bulk
>>219072155If she was a boy she'd be called George
>>219073127post some bradleys
>>219073033sir podium stander
Mad how the chief jeet at Google states that quantum computing is going to undermine every modern encryption technique in "about 10 years" and no one really knows what to do about it
>>219073108or you could just eat more fiber you fucking drug addict
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE YOUR GRACE
>>219073108>kratomI've heard that stuff is fucking addictive and illegal here. If you need to bulk up your shits just take psyllium husk, there's no need for an addictive substance.
>>219072872>>219072872>>219072872new
>>219073146if you were a man you'd be called Friday
i need to get pregnant
sir shit bulker
Sorry but Chinese food mogs Japanese food Turkish mogs Italian Mexican mogs Spanish food
the resemblance between primates and negroes is uncanny
just another day in starmers barmy bonkers brexit britain
>>219073199wypipo look like chimpsblackpipo look like gorillaswe've gone over this
>>219073096it was after her tit-job and she was talking about offing herself
>>219073198Chinese food here is utter slop
>>219073203Rorke thinking the government can operate without revenue
>>219073223I had Chinese food in Taiwan shit was great everything was fresh and it was super spicy but you might end up on some businesses Facebook page bragging about some white guy eating there
just got raped :/
>>219073220oh, well can't say i blame her
just did a rape :)
What are your plans for Valentines /brit/?
what if mad how gay porn
>>219073287hanging with my homies on 4chan.org/int/brit
>>219073299ktim
>>219072991she was genuinely gorgeous back in 2015 or so
Super Bowl tomorrow lads who are you rooting for
>>219073318denver broncos
>>219073318milwaukee cougars for me lad
I just looked up Chinese food in Britian Jesus Christ it's sad where is the spice, sauce or the fucking beef and chicken
>>219073329that's what our chinese fellas makeblame them
>>219072272howl
>>219073348I though the British spice meme wasn't real so I gave a guy in my hostel ghost pepper sauce and he started crying
>>219073203that “repair” is fucking diabolical
bradders
>>219073318The Delaware Diggers
The escort responded ladsshe used the smiling face with hearts emoji with meis that a good sign?
>>219073329um all Chinese takeaways sell shredded chilli beef as standard
>>219073388Sponsored by diggers mineral turpentine
>>219073419Old forced yank gimmick
hope they remake RE5 so i can gun down hordes of africans
should have left that gimmique in 2025
>>219073397genuinely run full pelt into a wall
>>219073434Was an Australian’s actually
remember when that guy died at the winter olympics
The robot that sucks dicks wants to suck MY dick???:O
>>219073481I am only into hockey and UFC
>>219073477I thought that was coon cheese
the winter olympics are great because there are no nigsbut there are a lot of faggots
>>219073481
>>219073287Gonna get a posh valentines meal deal from Co-Op and hope the fit alt girl thinks I'm a shagger
>>219073233leftypol desperate to give every penny of everyone elses money away to the government
business idea: ban cosmetic surgery except in special cases where you're ugly enough that there is otherwise no hope for you
Aunt Jemimas gollywog pork faggots
>>219073510Have you not seen Cool Runnings?
>>219073533>buying a readymeal for 2 and a bottle of wine and winking so much at the checkout girl that she thinks I have a condition
>>219073550
Sir Cole (P)almer
perusing /vp/
ummy
>>219073582
>>219073601right that's wanktoil sorted
just not on at all is it?
Jasmine from EastEnders pert bum on my face
just came.
>>219073658Escortmong's Adult Work profile when a prostitute doesn't reply to him after 30 seconds of him sending her a message
I don't follow rugby but I thought Wales were meant to be good at it what happened
>>219073697horses in dressing gowns!?!? are you taking the piss!!!
>>219073666not attractive but still cute somehow
>>219072059But if he stood and watched the frigid windTousling the clouds, lay on the fusty bedTelling himself that this was home, and grinned,And shivered, without shaking off the dreadThat how we live measures our own nature,And at his age having no more to showThan one hired box should make him pretty sureHe warranted no better, I don't know.
>>219073715B all day
tonight's kino
might get out of bed and do some stuff
>>219073754Yeah if a girl who looked like that asked me out I'd say yeah but I wouldn't pursue her myself
Make Shakespearemax. His stuff always comes up in trivia so i need to learn
>>219073782dont its not worth it
dont think he said it like this
Got called a blimpish conservative in the Denis Thatcher mould at Waitrose
>>219073782might get into bed and do some stuff ;)
>>219073816me tink we gwan bomb dem ISIS bomboclats
>>219073816>isis in 2026what's going on here then
>>219073854must be mint in there, lad's still munted of the sniff bless him
>>219073882innit i thought they were waswas
>>219073882they still exist in small inactive pockets in the middle east but are active in west africa and afghanistan
>>219073882still control large parts of Nigeria (40k plus of them came to this country last year btw)
just left a vitriolic post on reddit.11 replies already for people calling for my ban.no one was prepared for this level of hateful drivel.
Ways to get a wifeHigh School University WorkAnd that's it for 80% of people now who don't manage to convince a friend or sister to give them a chance with somebody
>>219073950>40k plus of them came to this country last year
>>219073955Im range banned from commenting on reddit for such actions
>>219073707Their decline will be studied
>>219073950Rorke pissed off at 40k African war criminals entering the UKPiers Morgan easily shutting him down in 30 seconds
sucking off a coke bottle
oh I adore to read
We should have a nhl style hockey match between English speaking countries instead of the winter Olympics imagine how cool would it be to see British and Americans beat each other
don't get piers morganhe hates woke culture but loves leftist politics
my big light is less luminous than my lamp. Just a little insight into my twisted reality
>>219073955I got a permanent ban for posting a court document regarding James Alefantis(Pizzagate guy) I found on a google search
>>219074088are you a moth
>>219074068Nvm they should just have a fighting pit like a arena only rule is no weapons so everyone just fights each other like a DBZ fight
>>219074072>he hates woke cultureHe massively supports the Jews and his sons are all stepsons
>>219074094I am banned from reddit for saying that America was irsaels pay pig
thinking about how mad how mad things are like mad like
I got unbanned from reddit randomly after three yearsDunno what that's about
im not banned from reddit because i never post anything
can't imagine using reddit
im not banned from reddit because ive never had an account
might make pasta amatriciana
can someone hack my head off with a machete while I wank and try and time it to my climax
last time i left a snarky comment on reddit about immigration i got 30 replies that were all 800+ wordsdidn't read a single one of them lmao
>>219074192bender
>>219074197vile
>>219074197i've got a vietnamese friend who might be able to help you
am convinced there's not a single zoomer or millennial woman on earth who won't claim to be bisexual, their attention seeking attempts at being different have made being different the new normal
>>219074126based. Much better than mine
definitely getting out of bed soon
>>219074245Most zoomers see themselves as either the second coming of Christ or subhuman
>>219074205corr fancy some tomato and bacon pasta luvly jubbly
>>219074276imagine to sexing her pussy !!! wowow fucking!
>>219074276I looked right at her arse (specifically where I imagine the anus to be)
>>219074276dangerous things would happen if i were going for my incel walk and saw that in front of me
The Chinese girls you m meet in Taiwan and china
>>219074276In 2k26 even plain fuggly white girls like this are BBC onlyAll that remains for whitebois is rice pussies or becoming cocksleeves for BBC themselves lmaaoooo
>>219074245>>219074304proper incel postsget yourselves ended
>>219074293Her Nigerian bf (still waiting on his visa being approved) would break your spine and disable your for life
Coat fell down due to no apparent force
>>219074276built for my regular sized white penis
>>219074301>welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
>>219074301Adorable. Would date and live with
>>219074342gravity
>>219074366She multimillionaire only sorry
>>219074351You don't know how great it was to cuddle with a Taiwanese girl while she compares you to a gorilla
There is a gameshow on itv and one pair is called Paul and Alan.
>>219074337i meant i would go home and spaff immediately
>>219074383Doesn't change what I said.He's suffering from winter psychosis
>>219074301a Timmy like me would marry her
>>219074416I miss hearing this >Your arms are big like gorrila>Could you carry me?>Can you just hold me?
guy walking in front of me earlier was taller than me. fucking stupid lanky prick
>>219074406kys heatherpaedo
>>219074435this happened to me but it was a girl
>>219074435could never happen to me seeing as i'm 6 ft 5
>>219074435mogged
I think I might just give off... Rockstar Vibes
Reported manager to HR for making comment against me on "man flu" and they just laughed at me
>>219073913booooooooo
>>219074435*turns around*Did you say something?
>be a good boy friday night and don't drink>spend all day saturday drinkingumm aha
>>219074453im 6'4 so it very rarely happens but when it does i can't help but thinking that the taller guy is just simply too tall
genuinely grim how he's here literally every day for at least 16 hours posting about black williesi dont think anyone is even half as obsessed with this place as he is
>>219074453>>219074512i'm 5'6
>>219074547lol im that tall alsoeveryone is taller than me
Canslad is a mighty 5'0, ladsNever was a problem
>>2190745475'4. But probably 5'3 with how hunched I walk now
£4 for a box of crunchy nut cereal. This country is fucking done.
Rorke's favourite town? Milton Keynes.
>>219074581You need to be 18 to post here
>>219074594been there once and it wasn't even that bad
>>219074276
>>219074594Looks okay
>>219074591They get away with it by saying 30g is a serving. So the box ends up being 20 servings
>>219074591Yep cereal as well as cheese are two items that leave me done because of how expensive they both are. Tiny box of Shreddies in the shop for £3.25. Ludicrous
>>219074591good. tax the fat arses. normal size people don't eat that shit.
>>219074600I wish. 43 this year
nibbas complaining about food prices buying from their fucking offlicence and sainsburysgo to lidl you utter runts
feeling... heckin zased
>>219074623I wonder what her thoughts on current theories in astrophysics are
grim
>>219074660canslad and a vpncanslad and a vpn
What is this human nature?Don't answer, I'm in a raptureYou're perfect, babyMy perfect strangerLet's love in words unspokenAnd stay naive unbroken
>>21907469343 is about 18 years off of my age, lad
>>219074700blud is 61 omdsssssss
My life for superearth.
>>219074707moped
I do want to get out of bed, just can't do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWSRJo9gbE
>>219074730Ride her like a moped?
One small unsalted vegan margherita pizza for me
>>219074748a lot of fun to ride but i wouldn't want my mates finding out i was on one
>>219074707weather looks alright there, I don't know fahrenheit but 60s seem cosy
>>219074594
just nearly blogposted but stopped myself. Then started myself again by making this post
>>219074678If it's true "fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round" her contribution to gravity must be acknowledged
please kill me>>219074811didn't ask
>>219074764With shit patter like that I doubt you've got any mates.
>>219074788grim vile mental and mad
Yay wintergreens
tights tho
scranning a cock!
get it fucking made
>>219075023>>219075023>>219075023>>219075000Done, lad
don't think so
real new >>219075103>>219075103>>219075103
>>219074764Haha, my current gf is oneThe one I posted? I wouldn't give half a shite.
>>219073318Brooklyn Benders m8
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
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