LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishBIT OF WRONG 'UN THIS ONE IS sub-edish
Why is she so gorgeous?
hes got a hint of tim about him here
>>219075023fucking slag
stepmum has had her hair done purple and pink like twilight sparkle :>>
>>219075097cute and kissable
>>219075084bit rare
>>219075103>>219075103>>219075103>>219075103non cansfreak noo
might roll my foreskin back, squirt superglue all over my bell end and close my foreskin back over
really can't sleep and i've got some kinda hay fever, wish i could just KO myself with benadryl, but nooo the government had to go and ban it because a certain subset of junkie mongs decided that abusing it so they could hallucinate shadow people is their idea of a good time
>>219075142We can use yours next, faggotlad x
might have an imaginationwank to the trans woman who served me in tesco later
>>219075023love thighs, me
playing a video game
just caught a buneary
>>219075179right well that's a new low for you now isn't it
>>219075200she was extremely fit and quite tall
>>219075200Better than wanking to the imaginary tranny from Aldi
>>219075144don't do that lad x
>>219075193any good?
I FUCKING HATE WINTERTRERREHRHRHFJDJEBBRBRKDN
>>219075193are ya winnin
>>219075242umm
>>219075193>>219075255>>219075268mad how
>>219075291mental innit
might get a little paki bicycle fella to deliver me some fried chicken
>>219075142YOU'VE BEEN DONE AND DUSTED RORKE
well that's rorke weighed, measured, and found wanting
>>219075325why did you reply with this literally as soon as it was deletedwere you monitoring it or exactly
He has to be trolling now
>>219075338Alri Guy Debord
rorke wanking his micropenis with tweezers
>>219075242
>>219075366love doing this
>>219075355It's all part of a conspiracy by the jews to erase the white race
>>219075358Area Pillock
>>219075242Top 10 gifts you can get for the most molested men and women in your life
Any strategy gamers in?
prince andrew spotted on the front line in ukraine
microwaving a damp tea towel
got the coopers on
>>219075142>>219075178erm
right that's it, no more opioids for me*glances over at the remainder of my stash*ohh i can't stay mad at you
grow the fuck up
genuinely having a can
Was going to get cans, you see but then I think 'what food, lads'?Thought to myself 'a nice pizza' but then I see some cunt talkng about fried chicken and I don't fucking know what to get
get rorkes willy weighed
>>219075455keep it on reddit next time
fuck cans, will be on the 660ml bockles on the hour
>>219075455can't go wrong with a 'zza
rightthat’s the chinky delivered
is paddychad here? any interesting hinge stories for us?
rorke the typa nigga to have a huge cock but is still a virgin
>>219075430Yes you're actually a lonely cunt
thinking about that channel 4 incel show where the guy opens a physical image folder
im rorke
I'M PETER FILEI'M PETER FILE
andrew spotted driving his rover full speed through a field in ukraine
>>219075533Hollyoaks. Used to be good laugh but they went overboard with woke shite.Miss the days of Warren Fox and Brendan Brady
Tough year for Rorke
did I in fact asknonot sure I diddidn't ask at all in factbe quiet
might have disasterpiece as my funeral music for a laugh
>>219075496Did you know gullible isn’t a word in the dictionary?
>>219075242g-go on....
>>219075598really?*goes to check*
Oh, my favourite film?The Big Lebowski, is my favourite film.
>>219075598It clearly is
>>219075598you don't believe paddychad?
thinking about all the times i got bullied in schoolhaha i was such a freak back then aha
am I the only one who dislikes talking to people in case I have a panic attack while talking to them
masked singer's onmum thirsting over maya jama yet again
*drops a big pile of plates*
>>219075652ktim
>>219075691thank you for helping me not feel so strange*grabs your arse*
>>219075715UM
>>219075628No he’s liar
watching videos of some lad who reviews the worst reviewed restaurants and every time he goes to one it's always indians working there
>looking at the menu from the chips shop>prices are about 2x what they were 3 months agoRight then, lads! No fucking chips it isI'll get a chinese instead
i want to have sex
>>219075735is it the black lad in london?
>>219075743no lad!
It's Saturday night lads, why aren't you out with your gf?...you do have a gf...don't you lads?
>>219075752She died of a drug relapse and ODing, you nonce x
Khazarian milkers
>>219075752I'm 5'4, neet, no car. I don't even bother talking to girls
eating a woman's jobby
I'm sorry but they need to forgive all student loans issued in the last 30 years this is just getting ridiculous now
Guardian is not happy about Substack making money from writing
>>219075786spoiler: they won't
every time you all post a hot woman i cant have sex with immediately it causes me physical pain and mental torture so i hope you all feel good about yourselves x
>>219075786was on the topic yesterdaySLC been in the news quite a bit recently
wish mumstein would leave for toil so i could sneak all the empty cans out of my room without risking her catching me
>>219075799its been a leftist writing space for far longer and the first substack i ever read was in defense of north korea, why didnt they mention that before now?
>I'm 5'4*Keeps you at arms length as you try and swing away at me*
>>219075812are you female?
genuinely what the f uck is the last name ba-tin
can barely run 2 miles before my shins are absolutely raped
black man spotted
5'4 is not a mens height
>>219075840canbergs begging to be thrown out the windowitz
bigger boobs = larger capacity = greater chance of offspring survival
>>219075863no x
>>219075786Sorry mate but we need to give more money to boomers
take it off! take it off! take it off!
>>219075752no got mental health don't i
>>219075877why shins
5'4 was a common male height for ages before industrializationMaybe that means you're the freak not them
>>219075881what's he doing there then
>>219075915
>>219075934no it wasn't
>>219075881dark destroyer after taping
she cute
>>219075950*enters the thread*
>>219075932erm, lactic acid according to my PE degree
>>219075934Quiet down pipsqueak.
>>219075786good post
>>219075959The people of Ancient Egypt stood around 167 cm (5 ft 6 in) for males and 157 cm (5 ft 2 in) for females.[66] The Ancient Greeks averaged 166 cm (5 ft 5 in) for males and 154 cm (5 ft 1 in) for females. The Romans were slightly taller, with an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 7 in) for males and 158 cm (5 ft 2 in) for females.[67]In the first half of the eighteenth century, the average height of an English male was 165 cm (5 ft 5 in), and the average height of an Irish male was 168 cm (5 ft 6 in), according to a study by economist John Komlos and Francesco Cinnirella. The estimated mean height of English, German, and Scottish soldiers was 163 cm (5 ft 4 in) − 165 cm (5 ft 5 in) for the period as a whole, while that of Irish was 167 cm (5 ft 6 in). The average height of male slaves and convicts in North America was 171 cm (5 ft 7 in).[68]Before the mid-nineteenth century, there were cycles in height, with periods of increase and decrease;[69] however, apart from the decline associated with the transition to agriculture, examinations of skeletons show no significant differences in height from the Neolithic Revolution through the early 1800s.[70][71]
The zoomer uni experience is truly awful, just tragic stuff
playing deadlock
>>219075934running stunts your growththey were always running to hunt food
>>219075975Ugly yellow toothed celt
>>219076009yeah not reading any mentions of 5'4 men here matey, back to the drawing board with the likes of you
hairberg really needs a wash but i can't use any 'poo because it will dry out my scalp too much you see
Mental how I could beat every single one of you in a fight
>>219076025How so, I’m loving it
>>219075906I think you are but understand why you'd deny it
>>219076043*sucker punches you then runs away as fast as i can*
Eileen
>>219075179>>219075988
>>219075786imagine how smug everyone who spent years partying and ended up with some useless degree would be if they forgave student loans. they've had such good lives this is their ONLY burden in life.
>>219075881COCO JAMBO YA YA YEAH
>>219076072needs to be stripped of her citizenship
>>219076065*is rushed to the hospital but passes away that same night, leading to you getting a knock on the door from the police a week later*
What does that have to do with you wanking your tiny pecker
Homemade lasagne I made for myself and the gf
>>219076058you couldn't beat an egg for breakfast, settle down
>>219076075yep!
https://www.celebgossip.co.za/general-news/46894-cape-town-woman-mauled-to-death-by-her-own-pit-bulls.html
>>219076093Elton John special on the right
>>219076058194LBS and 6"3 mate so unlikely
>>219076104she was extremely fit and passed completely apart from her voice which wasnt evne that bad
>>219076093Whats the cat vomit
>>219076072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODDyZRF6A
I literally only woke up 30 minutes agomy life is in shamblesbut I won 6 ranked games in a row last night
>>219076089and her clothes
>>219075934Complete dogshit
>apart from her voice which wasnt evne that bad
>>219076113*Sticks my thumb in your eye until you start screaming and let me go*heh nice try gigantor.
is this true or are the trains just shit
>>219076131good post
>>219076110>>219076121Cheeky bitta coleslaw
>>219076149Ask /ita/, not usStop being a coward
automatically assume every troon i meet is a paedophile
>>219076093too much pasta not enough filling
will never be as fit as finnster even with all the surgery in the worldmgiht kill myself
>>219076135Youve already been done rorke
>>219075417love are hoi2
>>219076065This you?
just remembered about climate changewhat was that all about then
when i was an incel i wanted a gfnow that i'm married i just want the house to myself so i can goon
>move in to gfs house>starts hitting me over slightest thingsBefore it was only when I was late on coming back from my friends but now she hit me because I didn't take out the rubbish
>>219076192the birth of rorke
aff tae goon farm
Looking at this new sky drama “under salt marsh” wow I never knew a small remote village in Wales was so diverse!
>>219076162is it all carrot wtf looks like this in my state
>>219076176*gives you a hug*
Monkeys have the institution of marriage?
sent to the big goon farm in the sky
>>219076185very rectangular body
Tell you're mates not us
>>219076228x
>>219076192a common mistake among the general populace, assuming because the negro is a child it is somehow 'weaker' or 'less malicious' like whites or other animals.
>you're
Fan just ran onto the pitch and bottled a real sociedad game lmao
just did the washing up and tidied my incel cavex
its just about to turn 20:05 according to my new CASIO© watch
>>219076275what model
if you haven't achieved 10.37% of your 2026 goals yet then you may as well give upstart thinking about how you can make 2027 your year
on the cans tonight and when i run out of cans i'll be on the rum and coke i'm afraid
erm...
>>219076205that's my fetish
>>219076286A168WAjust needed a stopwatch, I'm not made of money
Fella at my work keeps bringing in lunchables and those kids banana and strawberry yoghurts and it is really starting to wind me up.I might spread a rumour he’s a nonce
“Israeli political circles have demonstrated institutional support for Iran’s partition. In 2023, thirty-two members of Parliament signed a declaration calling for Iran’s disintegration into six parts, advocating territorial separation from Tehran to Iranian Azerbaijan, merger of Iranian Kurdistan with Iraqi Kurdish regions, independence for Ahwaz, and alignment of Baluchistan with Pakistan. Though most lawmakers later rescinded signatures following backlash, the episode exposed significant appetite for fragmentation strategies within Israeli political establishment.”
hahah
>>219076331this is the least surprising thing i have ever heard
>>219076322i speak like this
>>219076322Yes women cause all of male problems
>>219076321love the way that one looks, dad had a similar one growing up
look at this girls fat arse
>>219076311Nice one lad
when I got confirmed a lady who was also getting confirmed gave me a pocket watch which was nice but it was awkward because I didn't think I needed a gift for her so I never got her one
>>219076358fat bitch
>>219076127based
>>219076357is your dad big and strong? x
>>219076269bodied that freak
>>219076376no hes died x
>>219076304you're allowed to be happy right now
>>219076323Spread a rumour you're a nonce and his childlike eating habits are triggering you
>>219076331So? Iran is literally a terrorist state
What does getting confirmed mean?
got the window open
>>219076383samesies>>219076394when you select your gender later in life (read: mentally ill)
Surely the transgender “people” wanting to do kids story book time have no bad intentions and it’s all for completely altruistic reasons.Horrible nonce FREAKS!
>>219076334can't watch that show it makes me feel sick because of everything I missed out on in life x
firm it pattern it sweng it
>>219076229scream
>>219076398ah you must have heard about that thing they do in germanywe don't do that here
>>219076421mad and mental why would they do this?
>>219076374big fat arses are lovely
>>219076404how many women have BBLs these daysnever saw so many arses like this in the 90s
>>219076312
Having a """pyjama party""" with five girlsWish me luck lads
>someone makes a ur mum joke>"oh um actually mate she's dead">they double down
>>219076334even had the chud glasses
>>219076421we don't do that in non-germany
>>219076334This but BMWF gangbangs on the TV
>>219076448'
Leftypops da
>>219076312>The BBC has been urged to rethink color-blind casting “tokenism” and “preachy” storylines about the UK’s colonial history in scripted series, according to a major study commissioned by the broadcaster.we don't do this anymore
might buy that new resident evil game
>>219076448right well they're clearly two old women not "girls"
service guarantees citizenship
>>219076448let me come hullmong
CHOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSinwVr88Co
>>219076408what's the tv show called
why aren't you there?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egfqh2lzoCc
me? Both my parents are alive, well and love me unconditionally. Life is good.
>>219076457dont point me at me you fooking basdid
>>219076358>Girl>25+Lmao
>>219076448you a batty man?
>>219076448those are old women why are you posting you mum and her sisters on /brit?
>>219076448weightwatchers meeting is it?
>>219076466honestly dont understand how all this old media even exists anymore, tv and films are boring shit.
Leicester knife attack perpetrator named as Harper DennisRorke no longer interested in the case LOL
>>219076444Millennial men were essentially gays so they forced their women to adopt male bodytypes
>>219076480how I met your mother x
what the fuck is unc eating
>>219076483just got off the blower with the big man upstairssays your mum will develop Lou-Gehrigs disease next year x
does skipping rope you taller
>>219076509Harper is a black name
>>219076521erm the 90s were gen x men which were also the lead generation but i agree with you x
>>219076312Anne Ballin
BLACK GUY listening to PINK FLOYD for first time
*taps mic* Aha, this thing on?
discord gf is ignoring me
>>219076522thx
>>219076529nothing makes you taller post-puberty no matter how much you wish it to be true The sole thing that will is getting that leg surgery that will have you waddling like a penguin for the rest of your life and will cost you £20k.
eating poo
>>219076544*everyone's eardrums burst from the feedback loop*
>>219076542Ay y'all didn't tell me white people music was lit!
>A controversial statue of pioneering doctor Dr Elsie Inglis is being recommended for approval in Edinburgh by council officials.>Campaigners have spoken out against the plans claiming the statue should have been designed by a woman and say there should be a plaque explaining her family wealth is linked to the slave trade.Fucking hell do these cunts ever have a day off?
tbf why are wogs always named jeremiah and isaiahthere's no way blacks are reading the prophets
>>219076448kek keep us updated
>CHOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSinwVr88Co
>>219075430Yeaaaaasss, the lads and the slags lesgoooooooo
>>219076526This shit sucks ass. Genuinely tastes like nothing, pure watery carbslop. And jellied eels? Trust britniggers to find the worst way to serve eels. I've had Japanese style grilled eels and they were incredible, but no, we think fucking suspended in gelatin is the way to go.
i feel like this might be true
embarrassing nationthis is why muslims hate ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1TCSbv_KPw
>>219076577Zoomers don't know about elf kid, old school style garage or grime. They only know about drill where the bars are about cheffing pagans, or they just listen to american mumble rap shite.
Small intestineAbout 6–7 metres longNarrow (around 2–3 cm wide)Main job: digesting food and absorbing nutrientsLarge intestineOnly about 1.5 metres longMuch wider (around 6–7 cm wide)Main job: absorbing water and forming poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI
>>219076636mumble rap has been dead for about 7 years unc
>>219076555what if you're in puberty or pre-puberty
>>219076483Me? Plunging swiftly down every circle of hell on the inevitable road to suicide and nothingness
>>219076637forgot shagging
>>219076637they should call it the log intestine
>>219075799It's mainly genuine articles that address today's issues at their core, that's why the Guardian, a vehicle for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation and other private imstitutions of imperialism as per their donor and sponsor page, is bashing it
might move to stroma
>>219076611yeah ahmed we get it islam forbids joy in any form, truly a sin, and we should live our lives in perpetual misery and fear of allah. Lovely stuff, take it back to afganistan
>>219076664ktimming
alright lads hows it foing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELzgEvk31dk
>>219076664KTIM
>>219076662then you shouldn't be posting here WEE BAIRN
this summer I will visit ludlow castle
>>219076689I'm in a nightmare from which there is no waking up, you?
>>219076653Well I still can't understand what these fuckers are on about so I disagree.
*walks into thread**slips on a banana peel*
Oh I wish I was in Yorkshire, hooray, hoorayIn Scarborough I’ll make my standAnd live and die in YorkshireAway, away, away up north in Yorkshire
>>219075975imagine how pink her bumhole is
>>219076702what if i'm not talking about myself
>>219076689foing well lad
>>219076689>foing Lmfao SCREAMING holy shit
>>219076715yeah I'm alri
rape traniana grande poster
on the bedon the floor
how do I cure my bacne lads?
alright dave
>>219076737Don't stay up too late or you won't be able to sleep
>>219075881>"You can't even say you're english anymore">"What's that mate?">"Said you can't even say you're english anymore, haha, right?">"You'll have to speak louder mate, it's too noisy!">"I said you can't even say you're english anymore!">"Come again?"
Kids these days don't know real music https://https://youtu.be/5ltoxX85y_4?list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpA
>>219076739thats not very nice
i'm a few minutes from the supermarket, vote for which egg i should take:biscoff, creme egg, caramel, white chocolate one (i think that's all the ones they have)
>>219076731FFS you too LOOOOOOOOOOL I'm in TEARS
>>219076757do what i wantshut up
>>219076753okay mum
>>219076782>>219076782>>219076782
(8) i wanna do bad things to you (8)
>>219076541SCREAMING
>>219076763all 4those intermediate phalanges need a workout
>>219076748dunno i've had mine for about 10 years and literally nothing has ever worked
