al-arabi eidishion
i'm going to stop using "redditflags" forever
cold here in florida
>>219084602shut upmetals and bedgood night!
>>219084347Same, but we got music and each other brother.Now push this banger into your veins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73A-nY460x8
todays eats:>breakfastmultivitamin pill>lunchapple, punnet of blue berries, half a cucumber>dinnernothing
>>219084602Because it's for droll friendless cunts who need a special identity on an anonymous image board?
>>219084615there will be no metalsthere will be no bedthere will be no flag
in dire need of a haircut
>>219084580never heard of her
in dire need of a clue
>>219084628na night ziggeh see you int morning pal
love my best mate <3we hugged earlier purely platonically
>>219084624don't think you know what droll means
>>219084640night sleep well
/brit/ is a trans inclusive general
>>219084646Don't think you know what the word friend means
>>219084633https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibn_Arabi
Breakfast 6 years ago:1 litre of cold watercoffee with milk and sugar 3 lines of speed3 cigarettes 5 lines of speed an apple 5 cigarettes
peeing and then im gonna get up then sit down in my chair
I don't want to be identified on this siteI want to be completely anonymous and unrecognisable so that I can shitpost with what I want, when I want
>>219084674Alri Hunter S. Thompson
random spot i took a piss at in the middle of nowhere louisiana
>>219084681^.^ xx
trump 2016 - 2020: funnytrump 2024 - 2028: cringe
mad how in other countries you niggas have to worry about tics and stuff. Don't have those here
>>219084711time traveling ass nigga
>>219084689
>>219084689peng
>>219084711maybe someone being funny isn't the most important thing to running a country
trapped under catberg
>>219084713i caught lyme once
trump will die of poo cancer in 2027 mark my words
>>219084749>president jd vancecringe
wonder what carlybender's doing? probably throwing up into a toilet
>>219084688lel, this boy was crazy, dropping acid for lunch, I wasn't that deep.
>>219084758just passed out at the no holes refused party in south london
>>219084756good posrt
>>219084617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaSc0vw1d50&list=RDXaSc0vw1d50&start_radio=1
>>219084711trvke
>>219084689neat
>>219084727what i saw at the next gas station left no "could be here" in my mind
Where did all my friends go?
>>219084818gone to bed haven't we
>>219084857um
*blocks you in the corner of the thread with a riot shield*
>>219084881
Late night Fortntie sesh, don't mind if I do x
>>219084887?
smoking nothing
sucking a mandelson affair
>>219084890Who's 2?
>>219084894
Me? Transgender, of courseOh those? Those are just my hyper sexualised cartoon images of female figures that I identify as
>>219084908kim k
>>219084915
Of course I'm mentally ill, I've got gender dysphoria
>>219084890>bros
thinking about bows and arrows
>>219084952Cupid's I hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkUnxkAQa1Y
>>219084918Made her a bit too skinny didn't they
burping then immediately inhaling and holding it then blowing it out like im smoking
generating images of women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoXh_CzAo10
>>219084962Based>Thessaloniki I was born there
Suck my arse
Want to fill her with cum.
>>219085030good postmore like this
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
>>219085000Love that song. There used to be a world music shop not far from where I grew up and I think it's gone now, was too young to appreciate it. But little did they know. Little did they know the internet was coming. Hippie scum. All the crystals couldn't save them from YouTube. Glad to give my money and full access to all my thoughts to Google now.
>>219084986ayayay
>>219085037erm yeah go on then
>>219085030wtf
>miss me yet?
>>219085030
>>219085045I love music shop, that's one of the first places I go to when I visit a country. There are some great hole in the wall vinyl shops in Thessaloniki, same in The Netherlands. There's a guy in Thessaloniki that loves me cause I always buy a lot of shit, haven't been there in a couple of years - to his shop.
>>219085030A hideously malformed creature, just like me
reminder that emmayank is gingerpaedo
We do not choose our destiny lads
>>219085030sus that you didn't mention her farts
>>219085094Do NOT conflate me with that pedo freak.
They are doing road work in my city because of the world cup I feel bad for the poor motherfucker who goes into Boston
>if you have a student loan, for every quid you earn after 50k you keep less than half of it (40% income tax, 2% national insurance, 9% student loan = 51%)that's fucking mentalOnce you hit 100k, your personal allowance of 12.5k starts dipping quid by quid, meaning if you earn 125k and have a student loan - you're only keeping 29% of the money you make for each quid you earn at that level.That is fucking insanity. That's like working a 9-5, and every second after 11.30am you're working for the state instead of yourself.
I reckon maybe you can just be happy without any other factors at play. As in just stop, close your eyes, breathe and then realise its all bollocks and you're fine as you are.
I wish I could've met Jeffrey Epstein.I'm not trolling or trying to be funny.He was such an interesting and smart man, we would've had conversations that went on for hours. He was actually an inspiration.Ofc it's kinda weird that he fucked teenies but actually, who cares?If you watch his interviews you see that he made very interesting points.He also had some crazy ideas like creating the perfect human with his own dna.I wish I could listen to his voice, hearing and understanding his ideas and letting him explain them to me.Big Stein I hope you're still alive.If not, fly high man.R.I.P
The world simply isn't ready for the heads that would roll in a second Boris Johnson premiership.
>>219085325yawn
>>219085280Never graduated and mine's at 90k, most I've ever earned has been around 22k a year
>>219085325>smart manNot at all, maybe he was charismatic (too jewy for me) but he was not smart. He was an operative, otherwise it doesn't make sense.
>smackhead "mate" phoning me at 4amShan't be answering that.
>homer bimpson
>>219085383C'mon bro just give him a 10ner
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770517522902508.mp4
it is well known to me that in the lyrics to The Rocky Road To Dublin the singer doesn't actually say 'In the merry month of May' but mentions an Irish month corresponding to June, which is why June is also used in some versions, but the AI won't give me the answer nor the wiki page.
Would love to have some cushty job at an observatory where you do nothing but pummel statistics looking at readings from deep space, sitting in a warm office day in day out with endless cups of tea and a nice apartment
>Meitheamhit's all about the prompts
went to burger king earlier and there was a Greggs delivery down the road
>>219085676Surprised your knees held up
has anyone here ever had sex and then came and then jizzed and youre like cumming out of your dick and theres cum hahah
>>219085709Yeah I've had sex
end of the day I'll never have another girlfriend ever again
>>219085709for sure
>>219085709yeah but without the sex part
>>219085709no I've not done that, your dick may have cancer
have nothing going on in my life might take a one way flight to spain, cba renting a room in shitty ireland
>>219085719Good for you, finally coming out the closet
wanking to wmaf jav
>>219085750>might take a one way flight to spainbut...you're not even from Ulster!
>>219085765would you like a hand with that ;)
hypotenuse
>>219085769haha wymyeah i was thinking earlier that im a small minority i guess of irish people who arent completely stuck in a victim mindset and blaming everything on imperialism when ireland even took part in it too in india nal. there is so many scum uneducated native irish it makes me seethe, im not pro immigration but the majority of the irish who are "get them out" are chavvy scum who you wouldnt trust. i hate being grouped with them, the people who we have in most common with are the british, i cant see why a sub-sect of irish have such a stick up their arse it makes me cringe so much everytime i hear a jib, most well adjusted people here arent seething 24/7 over bolox.
>>219085325unbelievably indian post
>>219085837https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_of_the_Earls
boaty mcboatface
>stop observing something>it ceases to existannoying tbqh
>>219085765didn't know they had that
mi smo čarli kiiirk
Quite frankly insane how much of an awful person I am
>>219085873whoah!
>>219085876you're not that bad love x
Fought for ten hours between an estimated 50,000 soldiers from both sides in a snowstorm on Palm Sunday, it was "probably the largest and bloodiest battle on English soil"
>>219085891yes i am!
bing bing wahoo
>>219085906rorke's war of vengeance will put that to shame
>>219085907nah x
>>219085876NEVER speak like that
Can't stop pissing in the dog's spare water bowl and pouring it down the sink
>>219085994you need sectioning you do
>>219085994But that's not what the dog's spare water bowl is FOR
big nose gf needed asap
>>219086021
>>219086021based
Need her to squeeze out a hot log into my mouth.
ever seen a gay indian
Having a cup of joe.
>>219086070yes actually
>>219085994I piss in a vase so I don't have to aim my dingdong when I pee
>>219086087sameweird innit
>>219086092Honestly it's extremely relieving, feels better than using the toilet as you can just walk into the kitchen and stick the kettle on at the same time
>>219086108even weirder for me because it was a "femboy" and I kind of wanted to bum him
wanted to sell my cs crates to get money for no man's sky which reportedly goes on sale tommorow but can't use the community market because I haven't used it for too long so they want me to buy something and wait 7 days fucking fuming
Going to start being aggressively chipper and friendly in person
>>219086133wait til you realise you have to wait 24 hours after selling an item to get the funds now
Watching THAT scene in James Cameron's feature motion picture Titanic
>>219086193well at least you're not wasting your life on that shitty film about blue cats
what did he mean by this
How do I get more REM
>>219086204You are so patently unwell mate and unable to see it that it's staring you back in the face
>>219086218stop smoking weed or drinking
>>219086241I don’t do those things
Thinking about the Navajo Nation.
>>219086219yeah?
>>219086218no more caffeine
Morning lads. How are we all?
>>219086253I prefer the official Josh Sawyer Patch of the Navajo Nation, it really ups the difficulty
This is normal, nobody but you cares and besides everyone else is doing itGiggling to myself at the latest proto-hallucination from the AI I've cooked up as I ask it to generate image after image of my own disturbed obsession
>>219084580Taipei is sick I miss the Chinese food I also miss that a Chinese aunt was so nice to me
>>219086252Interesting, good for you. Maybe try taking some Magnesium Glycinate, that helps me a lot.
It's even funnier that you think I'm mentally ill, because I'm trolling youThat's what I'm doing
>>219086272Benders will look at that and thing gross! I would much rather put my willy in a man's hairy pooey arsehole.
*claps like an imbecile*Generate an image of a toothpaste tube with a beard and the words 4chan next to an African male with huge muscles and a devious grin
woke upgot a drinkhad a wee
Meltdown meltdown! *Generates the sixth hundredth racial fetish image in my stealth-porn folder that no one but me knows about*
>>219086319woke upgot out of beddragged a comb across my head
What's that mum, nah I'm just on my computerYeah work stuff
Oh dear, it would appear someone is having a melty.
>>219086204/brit/'s finest scientists are still working to decipher its meaning
God, I'm mentally ill aren't I?
>>219086253they should have their own country like israel
>>219086264very well thank you :)
>>219086374nope
well that's tarq done thenhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770529969189921.webm
>>219086392sent him flying
>>219086264good, going to sleep in a bit, or not.
rapidly losing weight me but also chronically fatigued and anxious due to not eating much. Proto gf is losing interest in me too so it'll probably be for nothing
i hate how hysterical everyone gets around the fourth of julyburning effigies of brits, roaming around town looking for a wee little englishman to tar and featherit not right
Oh sorry it's heathernonceYou don't work do you
Going for a second cup of coffee aren't I? Coffee and some Red Dead Redemption II.
>>219086392WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?MARY BERRY HAS A JOBEVEN TARQUIN HAS A JOBSO WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?
*claps like the high IQ super intelligent autistic savant I am*Funny black man funny black man funny black man funny black man
watching those premier league refcam videos makes me appreciate the refs moreimagine having to deal with players behaving like thati'd go mental
>>219086452scream this is me
Poo sealing
>>219086452He really is so mentally illHe lives in London so I imagine he genuinely has to control his laughs whenever he's out
Nonverbal autistic children who have blinded themselves due to their own behavioural issues have more meaningful and fulfilling lives than you mate
How does it feel to have sex with a muslim girl lads?
>>219086452>high IQ super intelligent autistic savanthe fucking wisheshe got the chris chan variant
>>219086486Ask somewhere else
>>219086486good
selling poo on the dark web>>219086486i've only done it in the ass, it was great
>>219086506I am asking here, because i remember someone saying he had sex with a pakistani girl, and how she would only allow anal to not lose her vaginal virginity>>219086508How do you know?
>>219086484>Nonverbal autistic children who have blinded themselves due to their own behavioural issuesthat sounds like an episode of X Filesyou sure you're alright?
>>219086511With a local muslim from Bulgaria or outside?
>>219086514Load of bullshit because they get a surgery to make sure their hymen is intact a lot of the timeYou see Dawah guys crying about it
>>219086516It's common among the disabled to self harm in such a fashion that either they blind or harm themselves as it's a coping mechanism involved with meltdowns for basic daily tasks like moving from one room to another
>>219086514yep, that happened to me, they save their virginity for their future husband, which is kind of based in hindsight >>219086524Local, went to my high school. Kept bothering her for a year probably. Was so scared her brothers are gonna find out and beat the shit out of me.Got married immediately after graduating and probably has 3-4 kids now.
might wear my free lucy letby t shirt today
phwoarpropa shiddhole diss breadbergfinkin' may hairfta deport meself back to /cum/
>>219086539that is incredibly depressing, actuallyI am legally disabled btw
>>219086543Based, though the bitch having brothers truly scares me
>>219086554may hairfta kill yourself faggot
>>219086564I lived in fear, her brothers were older in their 20s. But she was cool. I didn't tell anyone until years after, she also didn't tell anyone which I'm thankful for. Her family was not burka religous but still the virginity thing is important for them. This unusual despite Bulgaria having a 10% Turks, we don't intermix or intermarry or even date.
fuggin ellaurora is like 30sick fuggin world>>219086575yeh?little man
>>219086594>yeh?no not reallyi don't mean it x
I disagree
I stood up and yelled "KINO"
would like to see that emiru woman getting her arse ploughed honestly
Using salt in grit should be banned because it's bad for dogs' feet. Just use nice sharp sand.
>>219086629cant bring Myself to watch that it seems too cringe the mc is a fucking woman i cant stand it
>>219086651need to see her take a massive cornerback jungle bbc
>>219086629>no power armor + minigun combo due to muh rightwing machismo the whole seasonBOOO!
>>219086668she's cute though
>>219086659whys it bad for their feetfuck dogstoo many people have animals these days and cant look after emand every street corner sone dumb ass sign bout a lost dog or kittingtonshire
bryce dallas howard's massive fat arse
>>219086674VERY american postkill yourself
>>219086699not attracted
just done my longest ever run but I’m a stupid fucking cunt who pressed CARDIO on my watch and not RUN so it didn’t record my distance
>>219086651heard she loves shoving barstools up her arse
>>219086699yeah
hate when the neighbours in the street say hello to me. I'm the only one without kids and feel like an odious little incel chud
>>219086721A lot of botox and surgeries
>>219086714Go on howfardidirun
>>219086699>she was last seen naked 20 years ago at the age of 25>only showed her pathetic tits fuck my grim bastard life
>>219086744lovely bum
kys
fucking pedo dog
it’s 7 in the morning on a sunday you wretched nonce
going to make a pseudo flat white for breakfast
mr beast scares me
>>219086796you don't like his unsmiling eyes? his gaping maw?
>>219086796alright rorke
there is a naked vagina in this thread
>>219086796Weird how he is not famous in Mexico despite trying to gain attention when he visited some pyramids
luv narc'ing on nonces to janny
just thought of something EXTREMELY funny
Befouling me gaf with the poo smells
https://youtu.be/8fhylonjP3Ywatching 20 year old youtube videos
>>219086854Who asked?
>>219086854would
one thing that's not right in this world of ours is a comedian descended from nobility branding himself as the 'pub landlord'
>>219086833i like reporting racism it's possibly my single favourite thing to do on 4chan
Kek
>>219086861https://youtu.be/UDjYPAhX_q4nobody
>>219086854doing a heil hitler there
>>219086885fuck you niggerkike. don't ever reply to me again dog
and you might say 'ah you fuckin Slav, at least he's OUR pub landlord!' NO mate, he's a boar-spearing, Tudor home-dwelling, John Betjeman-interviewing NOB!
good morning lads :)
>>219086927morningggg :D
>>219086869a ridiculous amount of UK comedians are upper class and many of them are from the same club at the same university, we're unfortunately used to it
>>219086946“comedy” is such a pathetic concept. oh yes let me buy tickets to the funny show where i will sit in the crowd and laugh as funny man says funny words that’s a great use of my time
>>219086946almost all of our media is just poshos. the only reason we used to have good music was norf fc lads were getting patronage from the poshos, now they just focus on the black kids in london
>>219086740Yeah but I don’t know how accurate that is
>>219086970I really enjoyed Jeeves & Wooster tho, I can sing Oh By Jingo to this day
>>219086990fit as
>>219086998candice mogs her
>>219086990>>219087024Both mid
>>219087024she really is so perfecteven her weird massive feet
>>219087031cope
>>219087039>>219087024
find it funny how faggot shit is always used when trolling zoom calls and streams due to how repulsive and disgusting homosexual acts are
Ah sad loser freak virgin hour is it That’s me off to bed then as i am NOT one them heh
>>219087070too fake and weird looking
she finally responded
poolegs
another day in my dogshit faggot incel life
A piece of poop just fell out of my ass and went out the end of my trousers
>>219087101ktimat least it's sunday
I've been saying tomorrow is the day I'll change my life for 5 years now
>>219087135people who do this need to be banned from driving tbqh
>>219087153Sit in the middle and right lane while passing nobody? Yeah I agree mate fucking annoying
>>219087101>>219087133people in their youth tend to worry over issues that become utterly irrelevant once they reach adulthood
just sneezed and a little bit of spunk came out
fat people should stay fat now he looks like his body is melting
>>219087189yea i'm sure organ failure is a better alternative to a bit of loose skindumb ass
gay porn aussie!
>>219087198relax fat boy im just saying all that effort in the gym to have a saggy ass belly for the rest of your life, not worth it for me
>>219087157Nah I thought that initially but the other cars are overtaking, albeit slower than I'd like. Audi is just being an impatient cunt
>>219087236Oh you’re definitely a lane hogger
KAM ON DEN FACKIN AL-ARABI PROVE DA UNITY OF BEING DEN!
>>219085030>>219085077>>219085161How come she doesn't have a sprog yet?
mi bomba
>>219087302she's waiting to meet me
watching england vs iceland againmental
>>219087355Watch Wales vs Belgium 2016
>>219087392already done itgood times
35 goypoints off credit card perfection... So close yet so far
>>219086869>as the 'pub landlord'Al Cohen?
>>219087467I don’t even have one of those scores. I am the worst goy
>>219087064>>219087039>>219087024>>219086990Is this like top trumps for incels?
