Feel like pure shit just want him back edition
*burp*
poo arsery
poo smells lmao
expelled from school at 14. no a-levels and no GCSEs or degreestill on 50k a year so it alright
escort has read my latest text but not respondedi said thank you and asked her if we could meet againI am worried that I've been too emotional in my message and have ruined it
>>219097989he died x
cringemaxx fc just went 1-0 up
https://youtu.be/1_oGlyCnJIwSerious question can Brits even understand this accent
>>219097989he was kino. sad that he got raped to death
Ok guys who you got for the superbowl? We're all yankified freaks now so you might as well pick one
has anyone ever converted to being irish before, and if so, did they still lurk here?
nth for the gyaldem
>>219099724shame about the munted face
>>219099716tallahassee beavers for me
Right lads here's my great question. Is it worth getting into crypto right now or will I be basically throwing my money away?
>>219099716seattle winning
>>219098253you definitely have ruined it
>>219099711Yes, quite easily
watched enough 80s sci-fi to know that we'd have flying cars and space travel by now if we stuck with CRT screens and let people smoke wherever they want
>>219099735nah she's fit
>>219099734cock sucking whore
>>219099724a naked person......O_o you can't post that here
>>219099705
>>219099734very ugly woman
>>219099752you have low standards
want to eat by that means i can't eat as much later
Another one gone
>>219099734Desperately need this whore to suck me cock.
>>219099773she'd give you chad sons
>>219099758well you canthere was that brief period when they introduced a nude detection thing
>>219099784Biting?
>>219099784LOL
>>219099784honestly men are just the worst
poo for tea x
>>219099784snow bunny heaven nothing timmy could do
Looming.
>>219099784Scramming
>>219099833lush
Don't give up
logged all the sexo posters in /brit/>latexmong>architect who posts those massive bbls>gyaldem/baddiedem orbitter>escortmong>various umposters and "they look so sexy in those skirts" >obligatory token bbc cuck
>black man does something horrible>"men are the worst i hate all men especially white incels" because can't blame the other big indicator for violenceClassic leftypol
>>219099871all of those are spaki
>>219099871All Spaino
asked my mates if they wanted to watch the super bowl and they ignored me
Err
>>219099892>>219099893Both me
any laying in the winter sun while listening to The Songs Of Distant Earth by Mike Oldfield, man in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs8j8n1GHCM
Having sexo in my newly purchased first home
>>219099898well yeah what sort of twat wants to stay up til 4am on a fucking sunday
Currently oop norf for a toil thing and im rather scared by all these northern accents
If men love boobs so much why won't they just operate a pair on themselves to play with?
>>219099871um
>>219099784If only he had watched Adolescence
>>219099933You work for a company that begins with 'P' don't you
having a wank in my smelly rented 1-bed flat
who were that lass with her big jugs out then
>>219099962who are you? how do you know that?
>>219099920bourgeois bastard
blud works for Pesco :skull: :skull:
>>219099932they said they were down but only if person x also turned upbasically my presence is unwanted
>>219099974Can hear you from downstairs
>>219099981:)
>>219099871Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>219099962Nope, wonât say what letter though, doxxable info and all that
>>219099962bloke works at Poo Ltd
Escort read my message over 1 hour ago and hasn't responded yet.As we were getting dressed I asked her if we could meet again in 2 weeks and she said yes and she'd check her diary. But I've texted her to say I can do Sunday 22nd and she hasn't replied.I have basically resigned myself to being ghosted.If she doesn't reply within 24 hours I'll chase her up and be extremely formal.
>>219100001would be like a rat up a drainpipe with her
>>219099982My newly purchased first home is definitely not bourgeois
>>219100000wow the last get was :) as wellits all rigged
right well it's time to read the meters and see how much money I'm going to suddenly lose in my Octopus account
>>219100048ok
>>219100014MATE give up this fucking gimmickyou appear just after >>219099871and call girls don't ghost you because it's literally their jobi have never not got a response and i always text ON THE DAY
didn't even notice the post numbers, that's how bitter and jaded I am
>British people buy a 600sqft box connected to other peopleâs boxes and are like mmmm yes home
why is cummings going on about the boriswavehe was the one advising the PM when it was happening!
>"POO POO LTD" was a UK-based private limited company incorporated on November 26, 2008, with a registered office in London (NW1 6EG). The company was dissolved on July 13, 2010
>>219100065my flat is 450sqft
>>219100065how do you know what I've been doing and saying? are you spying on me?
liverpoo
>>219100065Mine is 1200sqft actually
>>219100048its all automatic now mate you dont need to read the meters
>>219100072used to work there. it was shit
>Mine is 1200sqft actually
mad how 4chan is still accessible in the UK OSAmong really got told didn't he
anyone suck these? why are they so variable?one does nothing, the next hits me so i hard i feel sick, the next i just get tons of saliva
>>219100100I want to withdraw money because I think they've taken too much but I need to submit meter readings first and I reckon that if I do that then the balance will be corrected and all the money will go poof
>>219100146two more weeks
dodie
>>219100146he was smug as fuck tooglad hes been knocked down a peg or two
golf ball time
>>219100147Rogue are the best imo. Consistent flavor
>>219100146I reckon there are people on the inside who've been covertly sabotaging efforts. 4chan users in Ofcom doing everything in their power to delay and distract
>>219100147yeah11mg ones used to make me sick now i suck of them and dont feel anything and my mouth gets full of spit and i have to swallow it down my throat
>>219100057It's not a fucking gimmick.>and call girls don't ghost you because it's literally their jobThen why did she read my message 1 hour without sending a reply?I have met 5 times now. I am panicking that she thinks I've been too emotional in my message and is now ignoring me.Is she really going to fucking ghost me?
For me itâs zyn
y'all finna watch bad bunny at the superbowl later??
>>219100162intensely ugly woman
>>219100162i want to kiss kiss kiss her tummy
>>219100146https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71209929/4chan-community-support-llc-v-uk-office-of-communications/4chan's lawyers are currently suing Ofcom. They probably can't proceed with blocking 4chan until that's all sorted out
>>219100166same energy as that smug twat spending loads of money of that failed bethesda space game. he didnt say a single thing about it after release. absolute radio silence lol
So where's the cunt who does those wardrobe posts for autumn and winter? Need one for spring
>>219100222you wouldn't say that to her face
>>219100222Her features are fine. It's the herpes lip
Haven't watched any winter olympics, don't really care and don't have a tv license either
>>219100204dont know what either of those things are so no
>>219099871what about latex x soogs
>>219100162Seen her on youtube in random videos, I thought she was a singer.
how is ghost in the shell a 12 when scarlett johannson is there full bare nudie just cos shes got her nipples covered up
this might be an unpopular opinion but people who let their cats up onto their kitchen counters area are absolutely disgusting
>>219100305couldnt tell you if i wanted to
What about the gay porn
>>219100285any of her arsehole?
>>219100305they need to do away with age ratings, no one cares about that shite anymore
>>219100285soogberg has nice eyes
>>219100305She's not naked she's wearing a rubber suit
cringemaxx fc just went 3-1 down
love a good ugly womanexcellent in bedan absolutely devoted personal whore if you treat her right
>>219100349at the start of the film she is nude
slitherpoo
da depaaahted
>>219100305>>219100349>japanese cyborg woman played by a fucking jew
>>219100365Women are not fleshlights
1 more win and Leeds are above spurs
>>219100344>>219100328https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770575411365554.webm>>>/gif/30238254
>>219100413fascinating
>>219100269Not even Winter is it really. Basically Spring
>>219100397your mum's a fleshlight
>>219100434I predicted this 3 years ago btw
>>219100381The mind of a Japanese girl in a cyborg body. The cyborg body could be of any race really
found out the escort I'm seeing likes the game LA NoireHonestly drives me mad that a woman like her isn't my gf
how much money do soogx and the other baddiedem/gyaldem make?
>>2191004131 more win and Gary, Indiana is above Boise, Idaho
>>219100354boobalungas
got a day off tomorrow
>>219100430what happens if poo comes out
>>219100430Frantically scanning my face into the Ofcom database to unlock this post
Mambo
>>219099871>architect who posts those massive bblsCORE
>>21910047846 million quid a wEEk
>>219100504Doesn't loom for you then does itBut it will tomorrow
>>219099871im not on there so you didnt get them all
>>219100478if you're reduced to doing stuff like this, probably not that muchhttps://files.catbox.moe/w9zg2m.webm
what an utter faggot of a referee spoiling a kino moment
>>219100522don't believe it. even if you post a source. they lie to make headlines. if they made that much they would be billionaires by now and would stop working.
completely arsed up my stupid chungus life
Lindsey Vonn used to be so cute. Absolute wife material
>>219100542yeah winking your arsehole on onlyfans i reckon she's struggling, all the top whores just tease cus they can get away with it
time for the yearly master and commander watch
I don't want to drink alcohol anymore
>>219100587Looks like a German peasantBut still cute
>>219100542Didn't know arseholes could make that sound
>>219100354what?
>>219100607Same but here I am drinking boxed wine
well that's tonight's viewing sorted
>>219100607why notalso same here
Hannah Brooks
>>219100653They don't work well together desu
>>219100607
>Memorial to the 41 people killed in New Year's fire in a Swiss bar goes up in flames - after candles spark blaze
>>219100653is that potatos rice spaghetti and beans?
watching the super bowl because weâve been culturally and economically conquered by the americans
>>219100653>well that's tonight's viewing sortedGet ya Super Bowl on mate
>>219100688
>>219100668you're a friendless shut in faceblind autist how would you know what a normal relationship looks like?
Rorke getting on that r/beermoneyuk grind ykwim
>>219100607drinking alone is grimyet anytime i go out drinking with my mates weâre there for hours and i inevitably get pissed sick of it. just want a nice feeling of warmth. 2 beers or a glass of wine. and leave it at that. not 18 anymore. drinking isnât that fun.
bet365 offering ÂŁ10 in free bets if your superbowl bet loses
>>219100688fucks sake
>>219100718Alright Gary
>>219100715just taking the piss ranking that hippo at number 2
>>219100653
>>219100721teeth too white
>>219100742I bet 10p that neither team will score
>>219100753
what the FUCK are they playing at?The whole world will be Mumbai soon
>>219100753quintessential midwit chud prose
>>219100753omng he said the n word!
>>219100737for me it's with the lads: 3 pints then i'll transition to whiskyget reasonably pissed but can still put respect on my name
>>219100737For me it's the golden 4 pints rule. Enough to get steaming but not go overboard and to not have a horrid hangover the next day
>>219100801>>219100802
>FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasnât running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files showRorke suddenly interested in talking about a global pedo elite again
>>219100801
>>219100783what are they laughing at
>>219099784>Family of Grabriella Perpetuo says their daughter is the victimwow no way?also what kind of a name is Perpetuo
>>219100798they exist to govern and manage you. not ârepresentâ you. youâre an obstacle to them and more wealth. why bother playing fair with such things as ârightsâ, âfreedomâ, âhistoryâ and âcultureâ when you can just import a quadrillion indians and rule over them as neo-feudal slave lords forever?
>>219100657hate how it makes me look and feelhate how it wastes my time and moneyhate how it makes me thicka lot to hate about it
head still hurts
>>219100807Might try this. A kernel of wisdom.
>>219100861tell someone who cares
>>219100721japs are weird little fellas
>>219100844But importing indians is the end of history
>>219100861you need electrolytes x
>>219100890The Son of God returning and vanquishing the Antichrist is the end of history >t-thats a myth!What are you some kind of communist? Itâs the truth.
all the npc mongs been programmed to go on about palm oil now
>>219100890Kali Yuga, you might call it
Why do they always shout "HAAARRRRD" in curling?
>>219100918what are based free thinking joker chads like you thinking about
sometimes one thing is mistaken for another
>>219100914
Whats up bbgirls, no work tomorrow cause I'm the best guy.
>>219100950t. satan
>>219100969DWAYNE
>>219100914>the AntichristAren't there supposedly multiple?
>>219100880my bwit friends care they love me :>
>>219100946Im seething about trannies
gimbbibling
>>219100979Anyone who rejects him will be an Antichrist by association, but they have a ring leader (the beast) that will lead the rebellion against God and the corruption of the world, mocking him while standing in his temple demanding to be worshipped as God
>>219100976yep and I'm also baking bread, I'm unstoppable
dj billybool
dj Nword Snowden
>>219100798Hardcore rightwinger by the way, Dendias
If I get ghosted by this fucking escort after 5 meetings because she thinks my latest message is emotional, I am genuinely going to give up and just masturbate for life.
cash moves everything around me
>>219101030God's not real. The Bible is a work of fiction. Grow up.
Protein crisps. Air Fryer. Katsu. Dubai chocolate.
>>219101086activeeeeee
>>219101030capeshit tier
>God's not real. The Bible is a work of fiction. Grow up.
See women online saying they often don't cum from sex, do most men really not finger/eat them out before or after the act?
remember that gary neville prank callfuck off you dick
we are ALL praying she ghosts the mongoloid
>>219101115If you look up rape stories they always talk about how they got their first real orgasm from it
God dammit Italian women are so fucking peng
>>219101115I've never been with a woman that didn't cum and my penis is not big.
>>219101110>no argument
Labubu. Whatever happened to that?
>>219101156
what'll it be
religion is a biological function and people cant function without it
>>219101030>the beastThe Book of Revelation is vaticinium ex eventu, it was written as if it were prophecy but was about events at that time. The 'beast' was Nero, who supposedly killed himself but there were rumours he was still alive and would return.>>219101163He doesn't need one if you make a a brainless post
i, for one, quite like escortmong
getting to a point where I literally have to do the bare minimum when I work from home so I can make sure I have stuff to do when I'm in the office
>>219101179still would
Need a shower. I pong
>>219101200>vaticinium ex eventunigga think he harry potter
I so purple
>>219101209mad how zoomers have been so brainwashed by sodomite porn they instantly lick the shit hole of a blown out prostitute
>>219101156Shes jewish
>>219101240purple pepi
>>219101181Fucking hell bet your brain rockets off into space from the rush of eating one of these
going in the bath and thinking about my crimes (losing every game of chess i played today)
>>219101181elton
>>219101240woah
>>219101241he knew what he wanted and he went for it
i made a very delicious katsu curry. the sauce was 10/10
>>219101183yeah but what are the chances that some wee jewish guy in palestine started the only worthwhile religion its unhinged
>>219101181golden dubai means something different where i'm from
>>219101056shouts out dj billybool number 1 dj in the whole planet man
>>219101085God is real (even cosmologists and physicists often have to concede some sort of deism), and youâre asked to take the Bible on faith. Christianity completely upended the old pagan moral system of humanity, where children used to be left exposed and people used to sacrifice one another to capricious gods and spirits. Jesus was a historically documented person, and the Christian faith has been totally central to our culture and worldview as Europeans for over a millennia. Nothing juvenile or schizophrenic in my belief. I guess we should all be atheists that believe the universe, and consciousness itself is merely a neat atomic arrangement and nothing awaits after earthly life but an unceasing black nothingness. Morality is just evolutionary game theory and goodness is subjective. We donât need God actually, that was all superstition from scared medievals. As it turns out, we can just educate ourselves into utopia if we get the political system right, and eventually we will reach a point where the state/coercion wonât exist because reason will have perfected human nature and left a free and abundant life for all everlasting.
>>219101321christianity is the way of the white man european civilisation is christian civilisation
>>219101247Same difference. Jews are almost entirely italian matrilineally
come to fally worm charming 2026?
>>219101339There's no point replying to that brainlet hylic mate, you're wasting your time with those sorts of people, and I'm not even Christian.
have to get my hair cut tomorrow i'm scared
she got dat yung yung dat dumb dumb dat smoove smooveshe got dat yung yung dat fun fun dat gibs me dat
so peter hitchens thinks letby's innocenthonestly pathetic how an old man can be such an attention-seeking little queer
Christianity made more sense to me when Jesus and God were different blokes but then I found out they're the same bloke. Don't get it
>>219101387Hes just a contrarian needs to fucking grow up
she obviously is though
>>219101387couldn't imagine getting angry about that
>>219101377why're you scared bb
>>219101181Chocolate strawberry seems like the safest.
>>219101073why is every âright wingerâ like this ffs
>>219101339>I guess we should all be atheists that believe the universe, and consciousness itself is merely a neat atomic arrangement and nothing awaits after earthly life but an unceasing black nothingnessit's not that we should believe that, it's just reality
>>219101387She is innocent mate
>>219101397The Trinity is a paradox most Christians purposely avoid thinking about. There aren't many non-Trinitarian denominations though, the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are two of the largest ones that don't acknowledge the Nicene Creed.
>>219101397You wonât be judged for your intellectual understanding of the trinity before God. You will be judged for your faith in Christ and what choices you made in your life. Whoâs will did you follow? Yours or Gods?
>>219101377you got hair to cut
>>219101156horsefaced mouthbreather
i want a tall gf
what should i do while im in Porto? i reckon a lad or two here has been
>>219101397\bwit\ is an arian general
I get a massive dopamine rush from looking at Monica Bellucci
just seen an avatar
>>219101377Youâre so uselessYou canât do anything can you
wish the till trans woman who served me in tesco yesterday was my gf
Was woken up at 4 in the morning by a shout from the flat below, just one shout or sound, nothing after that. The sound insulation is thick here and you can barely hear anything, and my neighbour is a lady in her 70s. Found it so confusing I struggled to get back to sleep, no idea what happened.
>>219101446she looks ethnik lol ewww
>>219101437
>>219101447sight seeing
>>219101428Proof? That consciousness arises from matter alone or that it doesnât persist after the body dies? You are not your body. You are not your brain. You are the awareness. The raw âI AMâ behind it. Your brain is the filter through which you perceive reality.
Mad that most upper middle class people used to be part of a London club. Grandadberg used to be a member of the Caledonian club. Woulf be like 50k a year to join now
>>219101377why? you'll feel so good after getting a hair cut
>>219101447Have a francesina
>>219101377something went severely wrong in your life to make you this pathetic. your entire life is going to be extremely shit.
>>219101482Probably had a massive heart attack and died or fell over or something
>>219101447gay sex with a Portuguese twink
Mine eleven
>>219101496The beauty is, you can always make your own clubs.
wish the till trans woman who served me in shrewsbury aldi yesterday was my gf
>>219101488battyman
>>219101495schizo babble.
australians claiming that their country is dangerous hahahahaah
>>219101510I think I saw her walking her dog this morning, not sure though, hopefully not.
>>219101521Cant afford the rents
i meant tallbut she was on the till :)
every portuguese ive seen has a terrible haircut thats about 10 years out of fashion
carlybender dead?
>>219101552hope so
>>219101531Explain to me how conscious first person awareness arises from matter, and the proof you have that there is nothing upon death.
>>219101446dead soulless eyes
>>219101548even ronaldo?
>>219101552no :)>>219101557:(
>>219101542Have it in your living roomSure thatâs how the KKK had their meetings
Curly and his estate girlfriend Sophie.Why the name Curly you may be asking? His real name is Milton.Well, the nickname dates back to the 60s during Curly's Hyde Park days, when it frequently was noted that his appendage was twisted like the roots of a tree, hence the nickname.He brought so many teenage white girls to heel after arriving from Jamaica. A fifty-year career as a bus driver followed. He keeps relics of his captured hymens inside a shoebox underneath his bed.
New>>219101592
>>219101595is this what happens when you try to start a gardening business in the middle of winter?
>>219101495>>219101428Death, wastage, or expenditure is the only end, the only definitive terminus. âUtilityâ cannot in reality be anything but the characterization of a function, having no sense short of an expenditure which escapes it utterly. This is ârelative utilityâ. The order of Western history has as its most pertinent symptom the drift of utility away from this relative sense, towards a paradoxical absolute value. A creeping slave morality colonizes value, subordinating it to the definition âthat which servesâ. The âgoodâ becomes synonymous The real trajectory of loss is âimmanenceâ, continuity, base matter, or flow. If the strictly regional resistance of everything that delays, impedes, or momentarily arrests the movement of dissolution is abstracted from the solar flow it is interpretable as transcendence. Such abstract resistance to loss is characterized by autonomy, homogeneity, and ideality, and is what Bataille summarizes as â(absolute) utilityâ. The (inevitable) return of constricted energy to immanence is religion, whose core is sacrifice, generative of the sacred. Sacrifice is the movement of violent liberation from servility, the collapse of transcendence. Inhibiting the sacrificial relapse of isolated being is the broad utilitarianism inherent to humanity, correlated with a profane delimitation from ferocious nature that finds its formula in theology. In its profane aspect, religion is martialled under a conception of God; the final guarantor of persistent being, the submission of (ruinous) time to reason, and thus the ultimate principle of utility.Cowering in the shadow of its gods, humanity is the project of a definitive abrogation of expenditure, and is thus an impossibility. The humanizing project has the form of an unsustainable law.
>>219101569kind of aye
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>>219097989 (thread's magick maturity-limit reached) Now Then, In the Name of âJupiter-Shekhinahâ: As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. While I was distracted, âIt is ESTABLISHED.â Amen, so mote it be. [ đŁ đŁ đŁ ]
