LOVELY FUCKING FAMILY AND FRIENDS edish
love the winter olympics me
I miss him dearlyhttps://youtu.be/0ezk2Gpr9Wo
a lot of mentally ill replies to my post last thread
>>219103719this bitch has a square arse lol
>>219103701Mental they all have black bfs
>>219103701Lucky guy
>>219103737even the dad?
watching the curling. love it. LOVE IT.
any good songs? Just keep listening to the same 45 minutes of songs on Spotify everyday want to throw myself off a cliff so bored
Right, lads!Time to get the BIG chips* and the BIG cans in preperation for the BIG handegg game*note: there will be no chips involved. This is s trictly a pizza for two people consumed by Canslad. Canslad is apologetic for the deceit.
do you think on girl 4chan they post pictures of handsome guys and say "you just know he fucks black women"
>>219103767Reddit ahh post
>>219103719Dire arse mate what are you playing at
get the fish and fries for the big rugby match tn blokes
>>219103767what do you like on your pizza?
>>219103699yeah it's cute but one of those games where you tab out to the wiki every 10 seconds because i don't know what the heck is going on
>>219103801I usually install the boss checklist mod for that because it's a fucking nightmare to do it without any guidance
luv her so much
amfC
Yo britfags!What happened to the dual wielding girl who was, allegedly from what I gather, got harassed by sand people?
Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
>>219103753The dad has a harem of African men
>>219103767Hey canslad how’s the £10k Mac Pro you bought to generate AI nonce imagery?
>>219103761https://youtu.be/IaczEDfTE3M?si=Q8YI7Hn57Lbgvbs-
>>219103785Ah sure the usual, lad
i don't watch sports medon't watch anything
>>219103719figure skating is shit
>>219103823?
Got the skatt bros onhttps://youtu.be/6X9tBHX_Fl4
>>219103843what do you do? i watch tiktoks for 12 hours a day
>>219103839whats that
>>219103864Instagram reels is better if you aren't a gooner
10 hour goon donei'm a fucking failure
Gave up the X and the Insta reels. Way too addictive. This place is next on the chopping block, but admittedly doesn't feel as bad considering I don't spend hours staring at this.
not sure why I even replied to that twat they won't even respond
>>219103835Was €11,974.00 ladDidn't buy it for noncery
Why are Canspaedo and DTFIC always here at the same time and always talk to each other? Curious.
IdeaMoney has an expiration date
no splash no gash
>>219103609Sort of, it's just a jam band, but I'm not over 30. It's actually very fun.
>>219103828don't know x
Tom Brady's new gf
>>219103932they’re both just incredibly attention starved and they’ll reply to any cunt, its not that deep
>>219103822thought that was milana vayntrub for a second
>>219103951Tommy Robinson is an agent of the Jews
gonna watch a film
18 fucking euro for a 12 inch pizza with the toppings I wantLads, do I go for it
>>219103719Mr Potato Head: Arse edition
>>219103845women are so beautiful i should be allowed to have sex with all of them
>>219103945just asked chatgpt, she it would just make inflation worse
>>219103988She's an incel
>>219103988The onlyfans model phenotype
>>219103813thank you i will try it
ummypops
>>219104005the man who would be king?
IdeaTax all single men over an extra 10% of all wages over 20k and remove income tax from women
>>219104044nhprefer not to say in case someone ruins it
wagies exist to serve neets
je suis charlie kirk
>>219104066ideano taxes
nth for the holodem
Leftypol spent his Sunday working to elevate the silenced voices of brown trans orphan children. And what about Rorke? He spent his Sunday wanking to that purple-haired girl again. Sad!
>>219104066take childless women.
>>219104087Mossad is approaching your house
>>219104073that's not what "no work done" means rorke
>>219103988does nothing for mewould rather take a bang average frumpy lass
Started having violent fantasies about the escort. I’m actually a little bit worried I won’t be able to control myself if we meet again. Should I delete her number from my phone lads?
>>219103838first poo seal I've seen posted all month
>>219104073And still she has no children so has completely failed as a woman
>>219104118rather you delete your faggot posts
Girl I added from Tinder and texted literally a couple months ago (and I mean like 3 texts before the convo died) randomly phoned me and said 'where are you'Bizarre foid
>>219104118shut up you boring faggot
The next summer Olympics are two years away and I'm already seething that Americans are adding 40 new swimming events so they can farm all the gold medals.The schedule is gonna be like:>50m, 100m, 150m, 200m, 400m freestyle>50m, 100m, 150m, 200m, 400m butterfly>50m, 100m, 150m, 200m, 400m backstroke>50m, 100m, 150m, 200m, 400m breaststroke>400m, 800m, 1200m relay>400m, 800m, 1200m mixedPlus SIX new eventswhat a load of bollocks, they have NO shame.
>>219104131She's ready to settle downAnd it's an foid
worst gimmick on a dying general award
>>219104073lol no
>>219104144>The next summer Olympics are two years awaywtfbut paris was yesterday
>>219104097ngl I knocked one out over that bint
bit worried about my eternal soul but then I think nah it'll probably turn out okay
>>219104159erm
>>219104131some of them are genuinely illgirl from hinge who I didn't talk to for like a year stole a photo of me eating (you could only see my hands and she flipped it around to make it look like she was eating with some random man) and posted it to her instagramthen when I asked her wtf she was doing she blocked me
>>219104114Wealthy men always date GoldenBlue. Literally the most precious thing on Earth. Blue eyes+blonde hair.
>>219104118kys tilde
>>219104073it's funny because the skin smoothing filter she used also eliminated her eyelid creases
>>219104180screaming
>>219104144cricket is being added to appease you tea suckers show some gratitude
>>219104118Don’t hurt her you ghoul
le MOST DecOrAted oympian of ALL TIMEyeah because you had 15 fucking medals for basically the same event >>219104204only pakis and indians watch cricket here
when is gay porn gonna be in the olympics
>>219104204we invented four of those sportswe also invented the olympicsbe more grateful
the evening viewing
>WWIII confirmed Trump is now doing the exact opposite of everything he promised
if having the tiniest cock was an olympic sport i'd be its michael phelps
>>219104226looks like telly from 1995 cult film 'kids'
>>219104226Never realised how weird he looked.
what do you lads like on your pizza?
what time will super bowl finish? how much can i watch before i need to get to sleep for toil on the morrow. if i shower tonight and lay out my stuff for the morning, i could push it and get up at half 8
>>219104247How small is it?
screamingthat scouse lad here must be shitting himself bawling
>>219104257>starring Steve-O as Pob
>actually responded to my text asking how her day was a week laterYikes, no you aren't getting a valentine's date
>>219104261cheezepepperoni
>>219104257all athletics is basically a freak show
>>219104268like a fun size twix
>>219104226adam lanza if he real
>>219104180But you kept tabs on her for a year with no contact? You're both pretty pathetic ŧbh
>>219104261Ham and mushroom. A farmhouse man me
>>219104271>spend half a billion on new players>level on points with brentfordgrim. lol
Paul Dougherty, one of the smallest professional soccer players in the World posses with large San Diego Chargers NFL players , Dougherty is an English former professional soccer player and soccer coach who began his career with Wolverhampton Wanderers in England. (1988)
>>219104221I almost certainly won’t actually hurt her, not physically anyway. But I’m worried I might end up screaming at her and giving her a piece of my mind if she keeps acting this way with me. I can tell she is the kind of woman who thinks she’s a lot more intelligent than she actually is and she probably thinks she’s manipulating me, when she isn’t.
+1 to my attention count
>>219104299all confectionary is ""fun-sized"" these days
>>219104261poo
does his lack of jaw help him move aerodynamically through the water
It's time to poo listen
>>219104261pepperoni, stilton cheese and franks hot sauce
>>219103732>>219103778>>219104015you need to see her in motion homos. that's muscle>>219103845>all bunda and no graceful movements
Sunday evening 'pression coming on strong
>>219104330that or "share-sized"no I won't share this big bag, I have no mates
>>219104335no but he can play guitar with no hands
>>219104289>>219104345classic>>219104309good combo i havent had before
might go to the candy shop (sweets shoppe)
electric oven tripping the circuit again like a mischievous little gremlin award
>>219104299And the biggest?
>>219103845what sport is that?
>>2191043794oz of pineapple cubes please sir
>>219104379Wonder what the Bob Ross sweets taste like
>>219104307no I was scrolling through my instagram feed one evening and saw she had posted it lolnot like I was going to her profile to check
climate change is a scam
LIVERPOOL
the niggas are coming
>>219104403>not like I was going to her profile to check;)
>>219104352they just proved themselves to be virgins, having only see arses in porn where angles are used to accentuate curves. ANY woman would look like that while in that position. her thigh is what's making her look square there.
>>219104384element needs replacing
looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it looms itAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hideously ugly tranny with huge teeth in this show
>>219104414Such a peng building man
checking tim's twitter expecting someone to leave a message to say that he has passed away
>>219104414been to the top of that buildingnot really worth it tbf. the info can be found onlinethere are good views, but inferior to the radio towerthe biggest drawback is that you can see wales in the distance
>>219104428Don't worry, in 5 days all will be well. Just 5 days to get through. Just have to get to the weekend. Just 120 hours.
>>219104429And yet he still gets more pussy than you
>>219104441Nobody will. He has no family or friends, only carers and medical professionals.
1. Chicken has no place on pizza2. Chicken has no place in pies3. Chicken should only be roasted, fried or curried
pussy sex and cumming
>>219104261any kind of cheese, mushrooms. sometimes black olives or sun dried tomatoes and pineapple with alfredo sauce
>>219104490alri dogberg
>>219104490sounds gay
>>219104429sure you aren't actually looking into a mirror mate, hahahahaaaa
Mina Kelly
>>219104490but not always in that order
>>219104480Fatmong
>>219104502>black olives or sun dried tomatoes and pineapple with alfredo saucewtf
Screaming at that mongo freak who just posted in the old
just coughed on the sainsburys self service thing
>>219104522I only eat veggie pizzas
goddess evelyn joi wank
the wanktoil menu for tonight>>>/gif/30227027>>>/gif/30237239>>>/gif/30218043
i feel more depressed on fridays actually because its facing 2 whole days of not seeing anyone or doing anything
>>219104553One of my videos is in one of these threads :)
>>219104445best view in liverpool is from the top of the cathedral imho
need the reddit mods and jannies removedyou should never be banned for "racism" on 4chan fucking stupid niggers
>>219104552>>219104553haha im cooming lol porn lol i love cooming
Sam Sparro - Black and Gold (Gay Porn Remix)
>>219104535based. done that sainsbury cunt
>>219104407i'm sure you reached that opinion through pure logic and weren't totally motivated to believe it in the first place rorke
>>219104570stfu goy
Might start refering to myself as 'Gay Pornypops'
Me and the gf were watching the news this morning and she saw Morgan McSweeney and said he was sexy. Gotta worry about her getting MICK’d now ffs
>>219104530i know i get weird cravings sometimes
just remembered ten hours of toil tomorrow lmao
>>219104577I remember temper trap 'sweet disposition' from the same summer, they paired well together. like the rhubarb and custard of one-hit wonders.
is 23+1/2 and 22 an acceptable age gap?
chat bang get shit
>>219104568thats paris you mong
>>219104625wow I thought he was in his 30s, he's nearly 50
>>219104625I spend a lot of time with women and the amount of weird blokes they find attractive is bizarre to me. If incels could hear it it would give them hope and make them realise you do literally just have to be relatively confident to find a gf.
>>219104662the fabled paris roller coaster
liverpoo
remember "Wrong Daily" aha
never been to liverpool and i dont care to godont like the cut of their jibapart from paul mccartney
willy bum poo fart
Toil on the fucking morrow, init
>>219104636Yeah love them both. They remind me of my mum and dad driving me and my brother to Thorpe Park when I was in primary school and listening to them on the radio
>>219104573kek this is me
>>219104689>paul mccartneycannot fathom why anyone would like him
>>219104638idk run the numbers through the latest autism age gap calculator formula
black women own the world
me? huge fan of boquerones en vinagre
favourite spooky scary video game?
>>219104715They remind me of going to Wembley to watch the mighty Tigers win promotion to the top-flight for the first time in their history.https://youtu.be/M7ghb4J_yOo?t=89
>>219104732they owe us booty reparations
>>219104756dead space
>>219104740All you need really
>>219104756Don’t play scary games me, only comfy ones x
>>219104638thats not an age gap
It's a good deal tbf
>>219104802ai generated btw
have you ever asked your girlfriend what her body count is?
>>219104829genuinely grim hearing girls talk about how many bodies they've got
fucking love newcastle if ireland ever unites im moving there immediately its fucking class
>>219104790what about comfy scary games?
>>219104829Yes and she said 'about 10 or something' and I just meekly said 'alright' and never brought it up again
>>219104829kek i did this when i was 17 and it ruined the relationship i never got over it
why does London not have their own football club
>>219104771tsmt
>>219104838Bizarre post
>>219104829yeah she killed 16 czechoslovakian rebels single-handed
>>219104857london is not a footballing city
>>219104766i LOVE lucy pinderhave since i was a lad
>>219104861Get da fuck out
>>219104829asked her fairly early on into our relationship, I think we had been together for 2-3 monthsone (two if counting me)which I think is quite fair because I only had one other than her
looking at pictures of myself from 10 years ago and with i realised then how fit i lookednow im an ugly old bugger
>>219104857it does
>>219104829only a terminally online mongoloid would do that
Great Charlotte Street, 1941 and 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b23ixXWlSWA
>>219104893Women's football isn't football
>>219104893bit shit arent they
>>219104894wrong, it's something you both should know
>>219104829gf only been with 1 guy before me and she said he was shit in bed so I’m sound
poocastle
Great Charlotte Street, 1930s and 2022
>>219104861what was her profession??
>>219104909>>219104910Don't have a meltdown Rorke, it's just a game
got the Blind Guardian - Sacred Worlds on
>>219104896What's so great about it
>>219104913>does bro know
sleepy times
And so to shit.
why do you all have girlfriendsfuck off fuck off fuck off!!!!!!!!
ireland has once again proven its moral superiority on the national stage
>>219104829I was the first of ex #1, but ex #2 had around 15 before me. #2 also started dating a mutual friend less than a month after we broke up too
carlybender still ignoring me as of February 8th 2026
>>219104829not every one but some, I dont really care
>>219104977Um! x
have to remember that 'tsmt' apparently means "this, so much this"
>>219104441he's dead?
anyone remember the cuckio meme
sloppy fart coming out of my bumhole
>>219104925loved that shit when i was 16 the one that goesmirror mirror on the wall true something something lies beyond the coastyoure a damned kind cant you see that the winds have changed
anyone remember the asexual gf gimmick
rorke silently screaming as i hold his head beneath the waves
meet me on delhi street in 15 minutes and ill bum you silly
>>219105016yeah i remember that
>>219105027do you
>>219104962I'm single as of 8 months ago
>>219105035yeah
neoliberal bull logging in
>>219104920why did things look better in the past
got the CHVCHES on
>>219105035...yh
anyone remember when rorke thought "no work done" meant NEET?
Miss watching mark dance at sandford lane for hours in the evening
Hate when women lie and say height doesn't matter even though it obviously does and every day you will see a social media post with 1 million likes making fun of short menLol haha lol it doesn't bother me at all though haha lol
>>219105042scream
would hate to live with a woman or even hang about with one for any length of time
>>219105016I invented that gimmick btw
city bulls handed out bashydem? yeh? mmhmm
>>219105057ok
>>219105067Lie on
>>219105057Frame and cock size are much more important but we're always clothed these days
>>219105073got any plans for valentines day ziedy?you gonna be staying in again and posting on 4chan like last year?
oh it fucking looms it looms dear lord
>>219105085he has a small cock
>>219105054*Mr watching mark dance at sandford lane for hours in the evening
>>219105073Is seasideMARK welcome at the gherkin? He's my friend
>>219105101SCREAm
>>219105101owned that runt
>>219104912why? you'll naturally learn about each other's lifestyle and values and past life. it's very weird to literally ask about body count
>>219105101
>>219105121you can elicit info without asking
fuck me that looks good
think the gf is breaking up with meapparently we're 'too incompatible' and i make fun of her too much
>>219105101roar
>>219105073neg 6 to Islington cronem
>>219105153want any chips with your tar mate
>>219105101destroyed that freak
>>219105101scrimmmimng
Wasn't that funny
Sir Fired Amab
zinger of dogshit quality locked into the barrelsights aimed at a potential newoh yeah, here we go
>>219105097just like me
i always assumed Morgan McSweeney was a woman
>>219105225hi ummypops
why don't I just not go into work tomorrow
>>219105252Toilberg will not be pleasedHe will take action
he's well and truly shut up after that one
Nothing stopping me from just not turning up to work tomorrow
decision time I haven;t showered in 3 days but obviously need more booze for the superbowl do I get a pakiroo and risk running into someone in my building or havea quick shower and go co-op
>>219105245hiya wuu2
Don’t want to get in shape me, feels like I’m committing a crime when I do sexy time with the gf and she’s all well in shape and I’m a slob, feels devious and turns me on
feel trapped in my existence
>>219105274shower you absolute freak
>>219105101Sacked Tranny out for the count
Just had a read through the thread and wasn't too great. Hope you step it up for the next
>>219105279im good umbun wby
>>219105292kek based, but do get in shape seriously
tonight's viewing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ZNKFE4TCo
>>219105319>>219105319
>>219105136yes obviously, although if you mean some weird gay manosphere gotcha behaviours then no
>>219105308gonna make kofta and when ill get back its gonna be fire yaheard
>>219105161the bulls will bash dey wey up x
>>219105336>weird gay manosphere gotcha behavioursdefinitely not
>>219105352okay then, we're probably agreed for the most part