ella purnell edition
>>219105319>pov
Thinking of getting into shape ready for the civil war and I have to batter Rorke
Blocked the toilet again, flatmates fumingI am become death, destroyer of worlds
>>219105319
am i doing it right?
>>219105364Perform for me x
Buildings aren't necessarily worse these days. It's just they are ruined from all the road markings, street signs and cars everywhere
>>219105398fuck all else to do if you're an islandermight as well just give yourself brain damage for fun
haha :D
doing chickpea farts
>>219105409
Why did I stop coming here the last week or so? Oh that's right you're all boring cunts.
>>219105380did this on toil on friday with like 5 minutes to go and didn't even bother attempting to flushcant wait to see how badly its festered and matured over the weekend in its poo soup
Thumbnail posting is gimmick of the year
>>219105319>>219105359>>219105409>>219105423>>219105440>>2191054490_0
>>219105435Do your little dance for Helper x
>>219105453but u love us, thats why u came back <3
>>219105459don't you have cleaners?
:O
just had a shower :>
SHACK UPSHACK UP
>>219105502s
cant thumbnail on phone
have no idea who bad bunny is and why he is at the super bowl
ON A COLD AND GREY CHICAGO M-
katy dopamine spike rn
Entertain me x
>>219105511UM x
>>219105511should've had one tonight to save me from doing it in the morning but i cba
it beddy bo bo's time x
>>219105560ummypops x
>>219105560Get a grip lad
>>219105531fuck up
>>219105398tssss
You couldn't find your arse using both hands you mong lmao
just made £600,000
>>219105580the mihai classic...
fell asleep with my clothes on and they're drenched in sweat
>>219105560
wasted another weekend award
need to lose weight and grow out my hair. twink death has been brutal for me, so I want to see if I can manage a twink revival before it becomes impossible to recapture
sancho smoke spliff inna car an pensively look at thames at night
>>219105627tssss
>>219105616So this is the Umbunny
never got over the gf from over 10 years agowill never meet anyone like her again
RELIGHT MY FIRE
Chasing shadows lol
>>219105652ever shag her up the arse?
>>219105629get on the HRT
>>219105660Meltdown
>>219105482No I came back to see if there was any point in coming back. Clearly not. I might be back again in two weeks but it'll only be because I need reminding again how shit this place has become.
>>219105616me literally 20 minutes ago
>>219105677
What would you do if you were 35 years old with absolutely nothing saved for retirement £0 and £0 savings
>>219105322bizarrely you could argue we're at our most unfiltered and authentic herethis website probably the first place in history completely without a risk to ego or social consequences
>>219105592Doing what?
toil-fu uses some sort of spray after she goes to the toiletshe does it so she smells nice all the time, but it also means that everybody knows when she's done a shit at work
>>219105695Mogged by Kizza
>>219105669yeah
>>219105702ok
beliham coco oil katy generosity
>>219105643God I miss eating pussy
>>219105643noice
>>219105702POO SMELLS TRANNY!!!!!
>>219105697Been there. Just got to keep going innit.
going to make cauliflower wings in my air fryer x
>>219105716ever tempted to have a go on horsebergs?
*THIS IS YOUR WARNING*I just left a private meeting with three UHNW individuals.The situation is significantly worse than I thought.They’re aggressively liquidating public equity positions to cover margin calls and holes in their private portfolios.They believe the cycle is officially over.We discussed the current state of valuations.It’s all fake wealth. Pure paper gains.These valuations only exist to provide exit liquidity for the top 1%.Here’s how it works:– Start a company.– Issue 1B shares.– Raise a seed round of $10m at $1/share.You just created $1B in implied market cap out of thin air.You then use that inflated valuation as collateral to leverage up further.And just like that, monopoly money becomes spendable liquidity.Do you understand the gravity of this?Most people think the Fed is the only source of inflation.WRONG.Private markets are printing phantom collateral, and the bill is coming due.Trillions in corporate debt will have to be refinanced in 12-24 months.This debt was issued at near 0% interest.It’s refinancing at 5% to 8%.This is extremely BAD, and things get even worse…Take a look at the buffett indicator.This is the ultimate measure of valuation vs. the real economy.– Dot Com Bubble Peak (2000): ~159%– Global Financial Crisis (2008): ~110%– Today: We’re close to 200%.That’s right. The stock market is currently at the most overvalued level in HISTORY.
>>219105702do you surreptitiously enter the toilet after her and have a big messy sniff wank?
>jackass two came out 20 years agowhat the fuck
>>219105722Cauliflowers don't have wings
>>219105643it lush
cronem with cauliflower ears rapid and heinos
>>219105705that is a kizzayou can tell by the box, and ive seen many kizzas in my time
>>219105732What's UHNW?
>>219105643>shaveddisgusting
>>219105732your post takes up too much space. please reformat it so it doesn't take up so much space.
https://youtu.be/s7DqwRKqyMk
>>219105762timmy luv di hairy pooja
My life a straight up movie x
just scoffed a full share bag of thai sweet chilli crisps
just got lost in thought and imagined i had a gf. haha imagine if that was real
>>219105721And how much do you have now
>>219105782going to do this with some chilli heat wave 'ritos soon x
>>219105796Few grand. A lot less than most at my age and I'll probably piss it away but I'm buffered against most crises right now so it feels good.
>>219105760Not sure
seahawks 27-17 put the house on it
yeh a dredhed cronem dem a musty yeh. dem a neva step bloodclart foot pon shower noh? yeh dem a type manem exerting vigour on di uninitiated nuffa dem know
History was made on this day in 1866 when Dontarius Tylenol Jackson not only stole the first bicycle but is also credited with inventing the high speed police chase#Black History Month
it looms
>>219105780weird i bought a pack earlier and ate half of it
watching Free Solo for the first time and thinking wow he's a cool man to look up to I hope I'll be able to do something impressive when I'm older he was 30 at filming -- I'm 32
>>219105732This reads like a spam email
yer da's a spastic
>>219105698idk I know I definitely self-censor here to avoid being told to "blog-on"
>>219105827Don't fucking say it then knobhead. Did you just paste a load of text you didn't understand and post it? Post a link and summarise it in your own words or something.
This place is so weird
>>219105838https://youtu.be/la2pDFPWVo0
slapping my 84 year old grandas arse
>>219105848Star Wars isn't real mate
>>219105778don't ever reply to my posts you evil ghoul
>>219105840
Keir Starmer resigning tomorrow https://x.com/i/status/2020617300903125306
why is low level high functioning autism even a thingIsn't it just being a friendless spacker
>>219105859genuinely why
Hope you have a lovely day at toil tomorrow princess xxx
tattooed oriental gf
>>219105919omg thanks x
Get that bitch egged
Pizza fucking finally scranned, ladsOnto the BIG cans
>>219105600Fucking foolish mistake
i couldn't hit it sideways
>>219105859you know it's only diego who posts that and he posts low effort shite like this to everyone right?
just had a go between my legs and sniffed my fingersmy taint grease is hooting tonight
>>219105901HERE. WE. GO!
>>219105947me on the left
>>219105949sc
megi
is she fit lads
these bars are staring a hole in the side of my head
>>219105964>she
>>219105941its awful but at least for me you have such vivid and bizarre dreams whenever it happens
Get on ye keyboard n rattle off ye bollocksRattle off ye bollocksRattle off ye bollocks*dances pirate jig and throws gold coins in the air*
starmers outdavid lammy PMgood griefim booking my plane tickets out of this shitehole
>>219105978I do as wellAlways feel like any time I nap during the day I wake up sweaty, like more sweaty than I get on 30c days
written in the threada million posts awaya message to the rooorkeeeeeeeeegimmicks come and gobut rorke will never changeand rorke's on his wayyyy ayyyyy ayyyyy
so why is it a gay tranny flag i thought woke died
Mad that there are lads here who genuinely censor their own posts because they're scared of diego responding
>>219105990https://youtu.be/DsR4Nx-ELgc
not this canadian freak again
>>219105964Whoms't?
>>219105893
>>219105964can I ask again what do you get from posting the same webms, getting banned, and then coming back?do you actually have autism?
>>219105933how the dark lord mfs be casting spells to systematically ruin my life
Sudden realisation that ice hockey is legit a brilliant sport. Perhaps those Canadians are on to something there
This was his greatest fit ever
>>219106044that goes brazy x
FACT: Teen girls are sexy
>>219106044maddest part is he's like 28 here
>>219106067Looks like a damn baby!
>>219106062Just blow your head smooth off at this point man
>>219105643>no bush>talons We can do better than this
>>219105990BY GAWD LAMMY IS CLIMBING BIG BEN AND HE'S PISSED AS HELL!
>>219106062She looks about 10
>>219106016>blue leicester
turns out DTFIC stands for Desperate to Fuck Innocent Children
rate her lads
>>219106077what do you get out of posting this bizarre image here
https://youtu.be/M7IAA9YIh4I?si=2mSO5mxw34-aR7wUWe gon climb up and get shieldy at the top
you need doing inyes im talking to YOU
nth for the gyaldem
>>219106113trust the secret >.<
>>219106097Imagine a bazooka fired directly onto my bollards
*Mr watching mark dance at sandford lane for hours in the evening
>>219106094
>>219105990praise jah
>>219106088Out of...
>>219106131sc
>>219106131mental that this imagine was posted just because he missed a pen
so many actual fucking freaks in this thread
>>219106128
got the tunes cranked
>>219105923*whips out my silver plated hardcover bible*
>>219106077Who is she?
How long do you think they'll ignore me forAt a guess?
poo nigger roaring
>>219105859Raped
100%
The amount of posts in this general which are the /brit/ gimmick equivalent of going "SIX SEVEN HAHAHA"It makes you wonder what kind of retarded freaks have found their way here.
>>219106131Seen a sasquatch once that looked like this
mental living in new york cause half the films are in your citylike oh fuck there's the hulk just destroyed my gaff
>>>/b/945755906
>>2191061866-7 weeks
I should've ottermode twinked maxed when I had the chance
>>219106214>AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE FUCKING BOTNET EITHER
>>219105398wogjoustingsport of kings
>>219106229You are a perma loser
>>219106229why do you post the same thing over and over and over again
In the sewer all alone
>>219106234You know whatI might filter themCan you filter redditflags?
>>219106248(that's my home!)
>>219106235figureskating boy + weighlifting girl
TERMINATOR IN PECKNAM
>>219106220
Leftypol kidnapping tv presenters mums
>>219106235Nobody in this pic looks remotely normal
Lie on down, need a tourniquetBleed out, Haunted Mound, you aloneagainBlack crossin the hands of a skeletonHoldin' on dear life like a tourniquet ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
>>219106248Suck my arse
wonder if candice is getting pumped
feck sake. barely even won that sword fight
>>219106235Extremely tartarish face on this lad
>>219105705spastic
>>219106277PECKNAAAAAAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMACpa_oXjk
skinny yutes rapidly bashing up the perfect mt kt bendy s baton violating
>>219106220not really. too expensive to film there. they use toronto instead
>>219106301Stand in? More like lay in
did the industry plant rhyme tourniquet with tourniquet did he?
did you suplex your nephew
think i just heard my front door being knockedwho tf would that be at this time on a sundaynot a chance am i going down
>>219106328scrom
are any of those dna ancestry tests worth itwant to do one but im scared of giving jews my dna
>>219106349In America you'd have the right to shoot him
>>219106349Mr. A. Rapist
AND IT'S RAININ' ALL OVER THE WORLD
>>219106309Reckon at least one of his grandparents were the product of a rape on ww2's eastern front
>>219106362why are you so fucking autistic
>>219106357test it out with a bit of catberg DNA
is the abuser having a melty because his lovebombing manipulation tactic didnt work
if you marry an identical twin how are meant to pretend you're only attracted to one of them
>>219106345nah just held him until he started grimacing and trumping
might be
Another DTFIC nonce melty is it?
>>219106349Probably those lads off a clockwork orange the way this country's going
>>219106390Yh x
>>219106390they got different puzzy smell
And that’s beautiful
>>219106390something something personality
>>219106392hate babies
love young teen girls but these emos the leaf is posting just aren't fit
staying up late to watch the superb owl
>>219106345hit him with the rock bottom didn't i
>>219106416no chance, the party hates her because she only lets in every muslim that shows up rather than everyone
>>219106424Kys
>>219106390I would just joke about how beautiful the twin is haha get it? Because she's like my wife who I love so obviously I live her as well LOLthen change the subject
>>219106416unironically she is the only competent member of the cabinet at this moment
>>219106422nahthey're lovely to be around for a couple hours once a week
you're being purposefully rudei have every right to be annoyedyou asked me for advice several times and I gave you it and you did the exact opposite and then got upset because YOU did that
>>219106416genuinely wonder what Mosley and John Tyndall would think about the most prominent nativist MP being a Muslim woman
feel like shit just want them back
>>219106429>two shit teams>neither one is the shit team i likethis will be worth me wrecking my sleep pattern for
>>219106416grim grim grim
shabana mahpood
>>219106422Seen the hate babies open for the sex pistols back in '78
>>219106416might as well. we've already had a hindu and a jew. wonder what other minorities will get to have a go on the xbox controller for a few months before this country implodes.
>>219106473we had a kwik save in my towngot turned into a b&mSometimes get annoyed about it because there was a side entrance where you could very easily have shoplifted via that entrance but they keep it closed now :/
Next bake I'm gonna make the mutts and Irish seethe
are you lads watching the super bowl or nh
>>219106416did they learn nothing from the Rishi fiasco?nobody wants a woggy pm
>>219106470Probably not a fan
>>219106214something happened in 2020before then the worst we had was poleaboo and 190the quality of the general has declined in recent years
>>219106473i'm still using a toshiba telly that originally came from comet
>>219106506Rishi wasn’t a fiasco
>>219106505am i fuck
labour should make a brown the next PM so they lose the next election even more thoroughly than they already will
the guardian pretending like the conservatives are at all relevant lmao
>>219106549monkey
>>219106494every single one pro-epsteinmakes you think doesnt it
you're constantly insulting me and posting horrible threats directed at me just fuck off and stop replying to me
wish I lived in a house like this
>>219106549hes got mental elf from being int he zoo x
Holy shit I ate like a little piglet oink oink
Katy's yuck truck
>>219106549obama looking rough
>>219106541get the lammy inget the juries endedget the IDs digitalget the benefit cap goneget the 18 tril for lenny henry
i've seen some of the things you say about me when you think i'm not here and you still play the victim leave me alone
dogberg has seen it allholy grimoli
dreads slapping on his craniumkaty rapid
>>219106416Not likely, Lammy will be interim PM by default, and when the party chooses a new leader, Mamood is far from the most popular choice, it will be Rayner or possibly Streeting.Also they may choose to call an election.
>>219106473When I heard about the rapid and complete decline of Toys R Us my first thought was that I could've made a packet shorting their stock at the right time. What would the younger me, who loved Toys R Us, have thought of the miserable cynic I've become?
>>219106541first they need a charismatic vacuum of a white woman to serve for a week then get a sacked
>>219106505gonna stream it on my phone while at my desk at work. praying for a jooengland gaytriots loss
>>219106549Lil monke fella
>>219106605>Also they may choose to call an election.Why would they do that
>>219106587scre
Curly and his estate girlfriend Sophie.Why the name Curly you may ask? His real name is Milton.Well, the nickname goes back to the 60s and his Hyde Park days, when it was noted that his appendage was twisted like the roots of a tree, hence the nickname curly.He brought so many teenage white girls to heel after arriving from Jamaica and during his fifty-year career as a bus driver. He keeps relics of his captured hymens inside a shoebox underneath his bed.
Ziedy cracks me up. Don’t know how anyone can deny the cunt is very funny and imaginative even if you hate his gimmick
david lammy neoliberal bull?
>>219106597
>>219106630Heatherpaedo
>>219106566Bet it would be draughty
>>219106610i think he would be more concerned about the fact that you're a sucker and a loser
>>219106628well you see umhundreds of labour and tory mps will just vote to lose their 90k for some reason
>>219106638Just isn't funny is he
>>219106630
>>219106630sup crodieyeh das ritehe still reaping hymens
>>219106643Eyes of a killer
>>219106638>the same joke over and over again>funnykys heatherpaedo, he’s not funny and you’re definitely not since you’re just his sad little tribute act/echo
don't think it was ALL me actually
>>219106638he posts the same thing all the time retard
>>219106638if he dropped the wogshite like he said he wanted to he'd be an elite poster
>>219106597>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>219106679>if he dropped his entire posting history
>>219106638Kys
>>219106658He clearly is funny and that’s why you’re all threatened by him, his wit makes you feel “less than”>>219106670It’s not the same joke over and over again retard, its just the same theme
>>219106695jfs that dont post here at all are elite by their standards yes
>Land Ahoy! Slimani, quick, grab your binoculars! I see a hymen intactness!
>>219106700I think its more to do with him being a paedophile
>>219106597Irish diaspora
>>219106668sup crodie I look out for my crodie, always got his back, crodie. I got time for my crodie, no matter what, crodie. I ride with my crodie, through thick and thin, crodie. We hustle together, my crodie, stackin' paper, crodie. Loyalty runs deep with my crodie, never switchin' up, crodie. We face the streets together, my crodie, ain't no fear, crodie
>>219106708>Not on my watch malaka
heatherpaedo melty
hp mega meltiehe is defending the honour of his paedo boyfriend as well oh my days
>>219106743can you vocaroo this?
>>219106713lol trvke
would watch this superbowl but i would rather not be knackered tomorrow for the sake of watching 15 minutes of plays in a 5 hour broadcast
>>219106777
>>219106743amen crodie
>>219106781>>219106781
>>219106708luh intactness
