british coomer edition
>>219108739not bad
>>219108739corr sex
I'm proud of my Jewish heritage. We are BVLLs and goyim should always fear us.
https://voca.ro/1l9MXKtPlJAxthoughts?
Might be time to smoke weed and play video games, what are you doing?
>>219108788Not bad but why are you Mexican?
If you dare...
>>219108811i'm not
>>219108800watching the superbowl. I was gonna cook a steak I got during half time, but I might just microwave a hotdog 2bh
>>219108819Will she fuck me?
>>219108788
couldn't see this thread b/c i have mousepedo hidden
I used to have this gimmick where I would collect records where there were bare breasts on the cover art.
>>219108935any good recs?
I have this gimmick where I fantasize about dating pretty women in my life and think about them constanly but then face to face with them I never look at them and pretend they don't exist and avoid them
its over buds. its truly over
This Super Bowl is shit so far SCORE SOME FAKKIN GOALS
>>219108739why are british women orange
The other day I was going through my CD collection and I found Green Day - American idiot.
>>219108999I don't know but it pisses me off, I love pale queens
>>219109013I've got Fat Lip by Sum41 in mine.
>>219108985It feels like a TNF game
>>219109044Fat Lip holds up way better.
>>219108951terrifyer by pig destroyergomorrah by gomorrah (hard to find)any of the color cycle albums by baronessjoint ventures by the odiousgirlfriend by we are treesi think that's enough for now
There's so many celebrities in these ads remember when selling out was looked down upon
>>219109076Interesting, thank you.
so cringe when english people like nfljust bullshudd
>>219109128you're welcome. make sure to drop by occasionally to tell me what you think of them
There's gotta be a bounty on eptein's head if it's not already in some billionaire's head collection.
Seahawks won the superb owl!!!
Let's start getting hyped bros!
>>219109152He's alive and in israel wdym
>>219109159>week long holidayswe do not live in india saar
Some other CD'sSepultura - Beneath The RemainsSepultura - AriseSlayer - Hell Awaits Machine Heard - The BlackeningMegadeth - Rust In Peace Placebo - Sleeping With Ghosts
>>219109159when's Rape Day?
>>219109151Of course, I screenshoted it, gonna check em up tomorrow probably. I come here frequently.
>>219109188Everyday
>>219109188that one is only recognized in the virgin islands
made a huge mistake listening to fatherbergstein
Honestly after the release of the files I think I owe George orwell a apology for thinking his work was that unrealistic
>>219109249better late than never.now you owe me an apology
Bad Bunny is coming on soon, guys
>>219109249and yet this is how we pay homage to his memory and work
If you pay peanuts you're gonna get a monkey
Fingering my rim
Watching a production of Macbeth. At intermissionMacbeth chads we are fucking KINGMacduff is a FAGGOT
>>219109365Can I watch?
>>219109378My high school English class read this but I was excluded because they thought I was too retarded for it
Mind you I was reading Moby Dick in my free time
>>219109394There were FOB Korean kids in my class that could read aloud but full white anglo-only kids that could not fucking read
>>219109426that''s not surprising at all
>millions of white americans tuned in to watch black people toss a ball between each other while a brown sings in spanish about how evil they are for deporting brown criminals
Completely frozen
>>219109585is it?
>>219109585Nigga never heard of a microwave in his life
shan't be watching any sportsball games.
>>219109604it's better to put it in pan with a splash of water, it simultaneously crisps up the bottom and melts the cheese
>>219109583You're Mexican
Bad Bunny wasn't bad.... bunny
say what you want about kid rock, this song is a banger
Bad bunny gave Canada a shout out, plus he destroyed ICE, good show.
If Bad Bunny was rule 63'd you niggas wouldn't be complaining
>>219109640Yes and?
>>219109655You say it's statutory I say it's mandatory
>>219109679Her name is Kali Uchis, señoooorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc8_dYPx4ao
>>219109663....you could understand what he was saying?
>>219109726Kali Uchis went to the same high school as me which makes me laugh. Like she is not that hispanic girl
>>219109745Really?How was she? Was she a diva or a humble girl? Tell all.
>>219109726I like her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srfe453YePI
Ate my gum because I didn't feel like going to the trash to spit it out
i'm not getting camped out by a giant fucking spider bro
>>219109761I don't know she graduated way before I got there. She's like 32 or something
This is the lamest superbowl in years
>>219109583Why were they climbing trees like a bunch of monkeys?
That was cool
Wouldn't mind a gf but I just can't get one
>>219109182You got the Dennis DeYoung solo album, Desert Moon ?
>>219109763Pensamientos intrusivosHoyAyerAhoritaY MAÑANAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fldLrxDilG4>>219109790That's a shame. What do you mean she's not that hispanic? Like, was it a preppy high school or something?>>219109869It was a homage to Kamala Harris, who fell from a coconut tree.
>>219108819Will /cum/ quality finally improve?
>>219109916No, I never got into Styx or this guy, is it good? Most of my CD's were from when I was a kid, I started buying them at 10, my father was a metal head and took me to concerts a lot. Took me to see Soulfly when I was 8.>>219109923Not really a fan of her newer stuff desu, I like the stuff she did 10-15 years ago.
>>219108829I made the steak. It was good, but the kinder buttery steak seasoning I used sucks. Tasted like movie theater popcorn butter. Should have just used Montreal steak seasoning like I usually do
>>219109854It's so fucking boring There is still a chance that it becomes kino in the 4th quarter but idk
>>219109948I think her earlier stuff is more consistent but her music post-Sin Miedo is more grating. I dunno, I like some of her songs from Orquideas and Sincerely, but I feel that she sings too much about love and relationships. Not to mention her spanish lyrics tend to be very corny, but that could be just me.
just saw a title saying "trump just sh** himself live on TV" and thought it was shot for a secondit's actually less exciting that it was shat
i hope whoever came up with the idea for tv commercials is burning in hell
The 2028 LA Olympics are going be such garbage. It's going to be the most retarded commercialized blackified slop you've ever imagined. I predict it will be the worst thing ever seen on television.
>>219110111Worse than this Super Bowl?Doubt it
Anyone else watching goycattlebowl for the sake of it
>>219108819Will I fumble the 10/10 girl at the nature preserve on Thursday?
>>219110111What about the this years FIFA World Cup? It's the biggest sports event in the world by far.
>>219108819will my gymcrush be mine
https://youtu.be/BFLONGA-wuM
>>219110111Could it possibly be worse than the Paris Olympics?
>>219110111maybe they'll finally put all the homeless druggies in out of sight favelas
>>219110111The only interesting thing to ever happen at any olympics was the miracle on ice
>>219110111Snoop Dogg gonna shuck n' jive for the massas, sho nuff!
>>219110159Much much worse. It won't be authentic LA. It will be fake "authentic" LA in an insultingly stereotypical and exaggerated minstrel act you've ever seen. By a bunch of celebrities wearing poverty-face.It will be pandering, insulting, full of forced diversity, glib celebration of violent and criminal "culture" that actually holds back and even kills the common people of LA.
>>219110100Top: In a 500k plus tip debt, working minimum wage as a barista or waiter. No one wants to hire them because their degree in post-latinx sub-saharan african-american gender studies is useless. Also, their taxes pay for jamal's and redneck food stamps and for israel defense.Bottom: Happy, yet poor. No worries about anything but keeping brown criminals at bay from stealing their jobs. Mind you, they don't want those jobs and don't need them because their food stamps are enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkzY_VwNIek
The winter olympics is comfy on /sp/ because it doesn't allow thirdies. The worst is Finns and Poles
>tfw conservative with a degreeI can't believe I never got an invite to the wildest party on epstein island
>>219110213Then who are the ones graduating from Computer Science, Chemical Engineering, and Math degree programs? Say the truth now.
The kendrick halftime was way better
>>219110262>Math degreedon't fall for this trick.
>>219110170What about Kerri Strug? She had a broken leg and-- and she just kept goin'
Brady needs to come back >>219110145>>219108819FUCK
I hope the patriots get shutout
>>219110206Won't this be affected by whether there is an anti-DEI government or pro-DEI government? I agree it will be doodoo but does that matter at all?
>>219110262>Computer Science, Chemical Engineering, and Math degree programs?fuck off we're full
>>219110227TRVKE, idk how anyone can hate on the Winter Olympics, it's pvre kino with no swarthoids allowed.
>>219110303No, the west coast elite will throw their weight around to make it their thing. The more authoritarian Trump becomes the more absurd their reaction will become.
I am more attracted to black women than asian women
>>219110352Based oil driller
I am more attracted to canadian women than american sows
>>219110363>I like indians more than latinas
Having the halftime show for your biggest game of the year in a language almost none of your lifelong fans can understand, while waving the flags of countries that none them are from, is the biggest fuck you that I’ve ever seen a corporation give to its own consumers
>>219108999kek shes americam
trook: i am attracted to women of all races, as long as they're pretty. however, it doesn't matter at all because i am an autistic loser with no social skills and no woman would ever be interested in me.
american sports are all dogshitbrit
>>219110427I hate how brits are the reason we call soccer soccer and we get called retarded for calling it that
>>219110111I wonder who is going to be doing the booing
>>219110457this is why you can't trust yuros and they also don't like big trucks because they're gay little sissy boys
>>219110111How is there gonna be 2028 olympics when ww3 is in 2 weeks?
i have fatigue fatigue. yeah dude no one cares about you being fatigued bro keep that shit to yourself.
>>219110427go prance around on the "pitch", fruit
>>219110333>the more absurd their reaction will becomeYou're probably right, just look at how many (((Oscar))) nominations that mediocre negro vampire movie got or DiCaprio's anti-ICE fantasy film.
>>219110403They'll claim it was a neutral attempt to bring in more latinx viewers but if that was the case why did they need to troll and shit on their existing audience?
BLACK QUARTERBACK AND IM BLACK
>>219110482i have smoothbrain fatigue, i tire of people pointing out mundane things about others. it's like yeah we get it you're observant thanks Captain Obvious.
>>219110457Funniest part is how Canada, South Africa, Australia, NZ, and Ireland all call it soccer as well but not a single Euro or Latinx has noticed this.
I have fatigue. I'm tired as fuck
This game being terrible up until the final quarter. Grim
The French pronounce fatigue as "fatty-gay"
Soccer is only relevant in third world countries, literally no one in the developed world cares about it.
>>219110580This, why do browns think anyone cares about their negroball shit
when are we getting sci-fi bloodsports like rollerball
>>219110578i'd turn my head thinking they were talking to me
>>219110580who cares about the NFL outside of America?
>>219110625Outside of America literally doesn't matter
>>219110652its all rigged imo
>>219110652lol gottem
she didn't text me back
>>219110498ni**a watch your own fuggin' football league instead of being a cuckextremely sadembarassing
>>219110708quit being a simp
>>219110720i doallez alouettes
>>219110708Say please respond
Fish are cannibals on the regular.
tell that rancid swine you are not to be ignored. go to her house and throw a rock through her window if you must.
>>219110739Why is this shark making such a silly face
>>219110720Grey cup was months ago retard
>>219110783looks like his mouth is full of food
>>219110708don't do this>>219110759
>>219110739she was the first thing that gave me some hope in a long time but apparently i fucked it up and now i'll never get another chance
>>219110779I'm not ignored I just never talk in the first place
Erika Kirk was lit at the half time show
>>219110783he's Australian
>>219110870Is it AI, I can't tell
>>219110870How is this video already so compressed and thirdie-fied
Boring ass super bowlYAWN
ARGH I HATE N
>>219109585 >microwaves pizza
i regularly throw my posts, arguments etc into chat-gpt pretending it's not me like "look at this fucking idiot" then i convince chat-gpt of how mentally ill and wrong i am
fucking hate Mondays. i'm going to get up and start my day earlier tomorrow so I can get it over with sooner.
>>219110893theyre using stage strings. she did not jump, it pulled her up
>>219110945Pirate wisdom https://coub.com/view/1puvmf
I'm going to self haaarmmmmm
>Pats /cum/ anon completely AWOLSomeone do a wellness check on that guy
How about it's Mumday and you give your mom flowers?
>>219110999My mom is on a cruise
>>219110979He's finally well now
>>219111004My mom is also on a cruise x
Aren't cruises filled with blacks now
My top three animals in no ordercatsorcasableHonorable mention: snek, amur tiger, raven FUCK THIS CAPTCHA
>>219111019Only the trashiest ones
>>219111019They unironically stick to like 2 cruise lines and if you don't go on those you will never see them.
>>219111020CatCatCat
>>219111019Only Carnival >>219111020Cats are shit and for women
>>219111020>toxoplasmosis anon>struggles with a basic IQ test captchaInderestig...
Macduff fucking cheated that was bullshit Macbeth literally was unkillable fuck Shakespeare
>>219111019idk I've always wanted to go one one of those viking European river cruises
>>219111020the hell is a sable?
>>219111091They are very expensive compared with normal cruises. You'd probably be the youngest passenger as well.
>>219111108Weasel variety
Trvke
>>219111108It's a fox bear cat
>>219111108It's a place where they sore the horses
>>219111123Who the fuck is running this account? That's not Elmo
>>219111076Fuck u>>219111108https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sable>>219111124Man I wish we could have them as pets
>>219111124>>219111147this is some weeb shit, isn't it?
>>219111147Super cute
>>219111130They got rid of the real Elmo a long time ago
>>219111129got a chuckle out of me
gave the huzz the ick
>>219111165Idk, I just googled it. It is a cute animal.
I'm never going on a cruise, I'm never leaving Brazil cause I'm poor and Brazilian
>>219111111
>>219111129LOL
>>219111174Never meet your heroesWhen I was a toddler I'd watch Sesame Street just for Elmo
>>219111165weeb shit?
>>219111193Can I visit you?
I told you seahawks would win
>>219111193>>219111259Me too?
>>219111259If you're a woman
>>219111268Anyone with 2 braincells knew they would win
For me the weird one was learning that there is an animal called a "fisher". Nobody ever acknowledges those things.
Just lost 30 dollars on an online lotto ticket Dubs and I spend 30 more dollars
>>219111271 >>219111274
Seahawks wonBad Bunny wonTPUSA lost
>>219111284I saw one of those in Minnesota on a road trip once
>>219111288Just lost another 30 dollars dubs and I spend 30 more dollars
>>219111274You know I'm not but we are gonna go out and rizz the brazilian cuties, you're gonna help my find some cocaine and we're gonna party ok?
>>219111312That's preddy gud because they were locally extinct there for decades
Fellas, I may have a teeny tiny bit of a gambling addiction. But I will win big soon so it won't matter
>>219111349I hope you didn't bet on the Patriots
>>219111374Let's just say mistakes were made
OK?
The Mr Beast Super Bowl ad was fucking stupid. >Bro solve this super elaborate puzzle for a chance to win ONE MILLION DOLLARINOS. Use this AI to help you!I despise the normalization of "asking AI for help", it's breeding a generation of people who are completely reliant on technology for all of their thinking. Also 1 million dollars isn't really all that much these days. bump it up to 5 millions or something
Bad bunny's halftime show was based as fuck
>>219111437it's so over
No soy fan de epstein carnal
Dubs and I buy one ,more 30 dollar lotto ticket. I will win this time
>>2191114371 million is a lot to me
>>219111440Was it? I didn't watch. I was boilin hotdogs during the half time show
>>219111437It's a sales ad for goycattle faggot. They've always did it, niggerbowl was created for this very reason
>>219111440why?
>>219111464Yea but it doesn't pack the same weight as it did in the 2000's. Plus Mr beast is a multi-millionaire, he could bump it up to 5 million easily. He's just being a penny pinching faggot
Wide awake again
>>219111440Bad Bunny sounds like a porn website
Fuck this actual faggot
>>219111491Just freeze him and shoot an RPG at him. Kills him instantly
23-year-old Karen Juliet Ojeda Rodriguez, alias "La Muñeca", a Colombian hitwoman detained in the city of Barrancabermeja, Santander for orchestrating a string of pre-meditated, cold-blooded murders.
>>219111440It really was, orangeman is crying about it
oh mai gawd I liderally did nothing im just a girl and homeless fucks should know that drunk drivers go over the sidewalks at night it's not even a big deal
>>219111500Don't have an RPG in my inventory
Slept literally all day again award
>>219111440It may have been but I couldn't tell what he was saying so idk
>>219111503
Why can't women become president in the USA?
>>219111531Because we are very evil and misogynistic
>>219111503Don't be fooled by the myspace angle that bitch looks like a monkey. Nigger browline.
If Bad Bunny performed Japon es Cagada I would legitimately have a lot of respect for him
What did you have for dinner bros? For me, it was this
>>219111440 America isn't one continent, retardo
does Pyrocynical lurk here
>>219111540thats a normal browline
Chud lesbians are terrifying
>>219111531Because all the candidates are bad.
>>219111555Potatoes and roast beef without butter or gravy
>>219111558South Americans won't like this post
>>219111531we're not run by cartels and yakuza
Crazy bitches are best avoided
>>219111540low test
>>219111577Alright Turkey Tom
>>219111559Idk who that is
>>219111583Chicken Charlie
>>219111555600 grams of grilled kofta, beef/pork blend (inside I put onions and spices and parsley) and one avocado.
>>219111584Gay furry inflationist
>>219111531 Women shouldn't be in politics unless it's mommy Tulsi
>>219111577So you don't want me to come and to go out partying?
>>219111603>TulsiThis bitch is a double agent for Moscow
>>219111440I like his songs with more traditional instrumentsI hate medleys, medleys are gay they should just do one or two songs instead of 30 seconds of each hit that don't mesh together. Or write something unique for the show
Would you date a woman with Tourettes? Personally I wouldn't
>>219111610 Hnnnggg
>>219111615There's potential for her to be cute
>>219111615If I loved her
>>219111629Fuck her, I don't care if she's a milf, she's legitimately dangerous
>>219111611https://youtu.be/Z26BvHOD_sg?si=fK7ZXB_k73Zhxu0f
>>219111615Depends how hot she is and her personality. *small penis* *his dick is small* hehe don't worry about it
my favorite spanish language song as a white anglo protestant american male https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JAb_wNJKU
>british coomerthat reminds me I watched an amateur video awhile ago of a british redhead with tattoos getting her throat violated while kneeling on a bed but I can't find it now. damn
>>219111625Actually wasted
>>219111640this is the right way to do it, just two songs and they fit well together
>>219111648>watching porn with penises and men GayCan't imagine watching anything besides lesbian porn
For me it's solo female
>>219111637 Dangerous for my dick I hope
>>219111657eh, my first gf loved being degraded like that and now I can't get off on watching anything else
https://youtu.be/LQxortoc6KA?si=N5F-a9t4iOXZyrTI&t=119
>>219111629United States Director of Footjobs
Wasted 100 dollars award
She blow on my dick like a cello
>>219111714once had a manic episode and spent $600 on one onlyfans page
>>219111717Slob on my knobLike corn on the cob
I KNOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MEBUT THAT'S OKAY CAUSE I GOT NO SELF ESTEEMOH HEEEYYY OHHHHHHH HYEEAAAAH YEEAAAAHOH YEAAAAAH YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
>>219111734Their best song imo
>>219111734Hate this bandEvery song is just the lead guy yelling
>>219111741wait until you hear about black metal
the older I get the more direct I am with women and I don't care, I just tell the how I feel in the moment and If I don't like something or if I suspect some bullshit, it's very freeing
did the ausjeet stop melting down over being called weird for bbc posting trying to 'own' everyone with /his/ pseud drivel
>>219111757i'm pretty sure i need to start being more direct with women and just telling them what i want rather than playing their retarded games. if she wants me to chase her or flirt or play desperate then she's not for me anyway and it gets that out of the way sooner.
walking around the city and getting height mogged by literally every male and female on the side walk is not a good feeling i felt like vermin
>>219111773seems like it
>>219111773haha oh wait wrong general whoops
>>219111741I never used to like them until I got really into Euro Truck Simulator and the online radio station I used to listen to in game played that song all the time.
>>219111774>i'm pretty sure i need to start being more direct with women and just telling them what i want rather than playing their retarded gamesYou should and you'd be surprised that they don't mind this, they actually like it. > if she wants me to chase her or flirt or play desperate then she's not for me anyway and it gets that out of the way sooner.You can still do that but in a way without compromising.
>>219111757 I mean you can't always walk on eggshells with the woman you choose, ultimately she's going to leave you anyway if she doesn't like what you have to say
China can’t win fast enough
>>219111816I was more talking about courting and flirting with women, but even in relationships - if you always do whatever they want they can smell that and eventually they don't like it, they want you to stand your ground ultimately even if it doesn't fit with what they want.
>>219111800pretty sure some bad experiences in my formative years just drilled some stupid mindset into me that telling a girl you really like her too soon will drive her away. oh well, next time i'll try things differently.
>>219111827 >he thinks china doesn't want to put white people down
>>219111848You can do that but do it in a way it doesn't come of as simpy, there's a delicate balance. But being straight to point works very good, it kind of shocks them.
>>219111827Why? They don't want to fix us, they want us to keep getting worse
do bread and circuses still work if nobody understands the circus performers?
The moment browns have the power to do so, they will initiate the most brutal retributive genocide in human history on whites
>>219111919browns don't have power.
>>219111648My porn white whale is this video of an indian shortstack enthusiastically riding this fat autistic white guy who kept his shirt on the whole time. All the comments were hailing her for preventing a potential school shooter lel
>>219111919which is why they'll never have the power and also why White people (in the US) have so many guns and never ever let them be taken.
>>219111939sounds like shit
if you die poor and unclaimed you get cremated and/or buried in a mass grave
>>219111960>buried in a mass gravefinally some skin-to-skin contact
>>219111960ill claim your body
>>219111935are you dense? The structure of my sentence is "when X happens, then Y will happen"
>>219111960When I'm ready to die I'll go out into the woods and die under a nice tree somewhere. I'll decompose and become part of that tree.
>>219111971and youll give me a proper burial right?right...?
>>219111976So when is it gonna happen for real in South Africa?
New>>219112027
>>219111983if you consider the toilet a proper burial yes
