garth marenghi edition
me? of anglo-norman stock
>>219111554regal
>>219111543Just do foreplay and they'll let you get away with 5 mins
we're entering the darkplace
Love that show me>>219111553>>219111564this is a good trick, I like to eat puss and ass
>>219111578Never eating ass, that's how you get something bad
>>219111561beautiful lady x
RIP SIR KEIR STARMER!
perma-melty
>>219111564Yeah but it you feel like you're gonna cum shouldn't you slow down and try to not nutDis bitch says a man never made her orgasm sooooo I'm trying
>>219111586I've never had anything bad and I almost never not eat ass. But I don't shag skanks, usually if a girl says no that I know that she might not be clean enough so I let go but 95% of the time the girls are nice and clean.
>>219111602>Dis bitch says a man never made her orgasmwomen will say this and then never tell her boyfriend how to make her cumgive me some advice bitch i'm tryna help you !!
>>219111602Think the trick then is to pull out and immediately start giving her head, that way she doesn't become irritated that you're slowing down and you might be able to cheat out her orgasm so you can cum whenever>>219111626Just don't like the idea of digging for flecks of shit in her butthole with my tongue lmao
>>219111627>needing to be told how to make a woman climaxEither dicklet or just fucking useless
>>219111642>Just don't like the idea of digging for flecks of shit in her butthole with my tongue lmaoEeveryone says that and it literally has never happened, I don't know what girls anons go out with but almost every girl is super self conscious about that stuff and take care of it cause they know I might want to eat theey ass.If it's not clean they'll tell you and I'm gonna say get in the shower bitch and do a deep cleaning cause I'm eating that ass.
i hate neurotypical women
>>219111673>neurotypicalthis new buzz word has lost all meaning
>>219111665are bidets common in Bulgaria? I don't trust other people's wiping technique
>>219111686Not really but I specifically put one of these in both of my bathrooms.
>>219111684what do you want me to call themnormalfags?
>>219111710what does neurotypical mean? querky? weird?
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
>>219111543So is Andrew Mountbatten Windsor going to jail or is he just gonna be broke
>>219111720It means they're not autistic i.e. your average dudebro>>219111729Nah they won't do anything to him. Poms love rich people, even when they're massive cunts. It's ingrained in their mentality to serve the rich, no matter what. The fact they still have a house of lords is ridiculous
Who'd have thought Woody Allen would be so plugged in to all of this Epstein stuff. Orson Wells was right about him.
So I guess Tesco are just never gonna get the 2x spicy Buldak noodles in again then? Because they haven't been in stock for about 2 weeks now. So just take them off the site instead of stringing us all along making us check every day if they've got them.
>>219111720the opposite of weirdnormal as fuck
Ella Purnell is gorgeous
>>219111746ok
>>219111744>Who'd have thoughtEveryone
>>219111750
>>219111743>>219111749Oh, I thought it meant like autistic kind of.
>>219111746Seen them in my Tesco a few hours ago mate, didn't buy them don't like spicy cancer noodles but I guess they've shipped them all to here
>>219111763My wife
>>219111763big eyed freak
>>219111743
>>219111758
>>219111596Good night sweet prince x
>>219111771
accidentally made a /brit/ post in /cum/>>219111773
>>219111766Neurotypical is basically a slur autists invented to bully normies and shut them down. >>219111778bit different lad. Charles is King of Australia but the royals never come here, don't have massive mansions everywhere and we don't have a house of lords. You can't be born as the 5th Earl of Winchestherthorpe-on-Blarneyshire and be entitled to political power.
>>219111750>>219111763Need a DNA test on this mystery meat
>>219111784ktim
>>219111769So you could buy them and send them to me but you're not. Selfish.
>>219111602>should be legally obligated to provide housing, food, and healthcare immediatelyThis is literally the law.
>>219111680Australian poster getting hard over this
>>219111790Post a vocaroo of you saying ausjeet in your stupid yank accent so we can all laugh at you
>>219111790no he said he was "just joking" about his obsession
When the blacks take over, who will do the nerdy things like coding and programming
>>219111602nothing wrong with thatnow... make it so men get higher wages to support the children by driving down immigration and making women stay at home instead of focusing on careers hahachuds and rorkes owned!
>>219111799That's the joke (feminism is a joke)
>>219111794Yeah I was thinking of neurodivergent, this is the new buzz word everyone is using to make themselves seem special or "i'm just a little weird hehe, my brain just works differntly - literally kys
https://youtu.be/eifE6lU13Zs
>>219111802>australian making fun of anyone's accent
>>219111797How many do you want and what's your address I'm feeling generous
>>219111796Kind of a grandiose vs covert battle
Toil in 2 hours and still haven's slept
>>219111824may as well stay up then
>>219111818Difference is my accent is British-derived, we share slang, humour and outlookYou have none of that, nobody likes Americans. Go back to /cum/, you have more in common with Mexicans (30% of your population) than you do with Brits
>When the blacks take overput down the sissy porn mate i beg you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_paedophile_dossierDoing a read
>>219111835please just fucking kill yourself
>>219111835he said, on a website that adheres to american law
talking to the yank gf and she's going on about how much she hates canadians
>indirect replyoheisseething.jpg
>>219111824Dang boi....no work for me today because everyone was sick last week and I did their work, they told me don't even come if you don't want to.
>>219111847just a complete lie
>>219111805Remember when Mugabe ethnically cleansed the white people in Zimbabwe without wondering who would do the white people stuff like farming and logistics? I reckon it'll be like that.
>>219111842Unlike you my life has purpose and momentum. So no.>>219111844He said, acting like anybody still respects Americans enough to adhere to their law.
I didn't you guys have like 4 prime ministers in the span of a couple months also is your country also doing jack shit about Jeff's entire dirty laundry being leaked
its kind of mad how often we men kill ourselvesi do wonder why that is
>>219111849are you the gayboy talking about his black fantasies?fucking hell how many of you freaks are there in this thread?
Might start a new gimmick where I watch a new film every day
>>219111859>Unlike you my life has purpose and momentum. So no.you've been on 4chan posting about black cock for hours
lel he's melting down again
>>219111863project your cuck fantisies on
>>219111860>4Rookie numberswe had 7 governments in the last 6 years, our president just resigned to form a party
>>219111865You've just come back to start that shit up again. NOBODY was talking about that ITT before you came back. Get off my dick you fucking loser, you want my attention so bad.
Does this apply to you guys
>>219111847love canadians they are too nice for their own good
>>219111821On second thoughts I better not give you my address because no offence but what if you're in the IRA and send me a bomb?
>>219111860>is your country also doing jack shit about Jeff's entire dirty laundry being leakedactually our governments chief of staff has already resigned and the prime minister is under attack due to the recent releases
>>219111787mad those are her actual eyes kek
posted an image from the 'log award
>>219111871you routinely post about black penis for absolutely no reasonyou are a mentally ill faggot
>>219111868>durr I'm a dumb fucking retard looking to bait>You're a dumb fucking retard looking to bait, fuck off>lel he's melting down againAmericans are not British, you made that decision in 1776. Fuck off.
>>219111882meltdown
>>219111787>>219111878Imagine scooping them out with a spoon
>>219111874do you actually believe the "happiest country in the world" metrici remember seeing scandinavian countries on the top of those lists and they're all on anti-depressants. same with aussies
>>219111874nope :D
>>219111877So they will face the full extent of the law and you will purge all the corrupt or nothing will happen? I mean I given up on shit happening here
>>219111883>>219111884melty melty!
>>219111885um
>>219111882It's just projection at this point.
>>219111876I offer you a kind act of generosity and you spit in my face
Reminds me of those freaks on /v/ who used to bring up FFXIV in WoW threads and seetheMelty...same language, same posting style.
>>219111883ur so mad lol
>>219111896He's j ust voicing a valid and reasonable concern.. nothing to do with you personally lad lets all be kind to each other now..
cuck meltdown :/
Reminder that Israel has won and the us has been under Israeli occupation for years I can see Europe breaking away from the Israeli control
>>219111888>So they will face the full extent of the law and you will purge all the corrupt or nothing will happen?neithersomewhere inbetween
>>219111885need a bloody big spoon or something like a shovel ahha
>>219111896Didn't mean to spit in your face, it was nice of you to offer. But what if I give you my address on here and one of these freaks sees it and comes round and tries to bum me? No thank you sir.
before I die I'm gonna go elliot rodger and get my revenge on soyciety
>>219111916>big spoon
>>219111916
>>219111886Aussies aren't on antidepressants our country is legitimately that good. In no other firstie country in the world can you live right next to golden sand beaches and breathe in fresh ocean air under a blue sky that also has tons of forests and parks everywhere
>>219111913thank you for this enlightening political analysis
>>219111913>his name is actually shlomoOH MY DAYS KEK yids really do be an odious vile cretinfolx type of "people"
>>219111926yeah?
>>219111927Honestly it's sad America captial is in Israel it's basically impossible to say anything against Israel without having your life ruined and being deported to El Salvador
in america if you die poor and unclaimed you get cremated and/or buried in a mass grave meanwhile in the uk you get a free basic funeral without the cremation
>>219111913this video is almost unbelievable
>>219111937Yeah its bullshitSee you're at the top because the US is actually shithouse, we're not
>>219111937>Country with zero culture >No third places >As sexless as east Asia >Everyone is fed a diet of goyslop and goy syrup >Fat estrogenic >GayOf course people take antidepressants here
>>219111869you are the one who wrote them lmao>>219111913he'll probably succeed
>>219111947so it's bullshit for your country but not for mine great stuff aha
>>219111937we do be kinda druggos lulz ngleveryone here is mostly on meth doebeitstein
>>219111947I honestly regret returning back from Taiwan you know Japan was a little sterile but it was nice to be in a place that wasn't fucking Boston or NYC
>>219111953Australia is widely regarded as the greatest country on Earth, the US can't even agree on what it is. Bad Bunny just said all hispanics are Americans and half your population agrees.
>>219111950Sadly Israel controls Russia too so there is no escape we are gonna see some oraellian shit soon
>>219111967America is basically cyberpunk but without the cool tech you can go to any us city and see just massive amounts of violence decay and shit that makes you think you live in a third world nation
>>219111967you're hilariously bad at baiting ngl
>ah croikey what a lovely summer day it is down undah, think oi'll spend it all insoide talking about bleck deeks and getting mad at yenks on /brit/
>>219111992He is right America is kind of a shit hole most Americans kind of don't even wanna be associated with this country anymore
>>219111992he was doing pretty well earlier tbf
>>219111994Give it a rest now
>>219111984What's the best place to live in the US? I think Virginia looks pretty nice>>219111999He's legit obsessed, just ignore him
After the file release I don't think there is really anything worth discussing because it just proves every conspiracy theory right
>>219111994how did australians perfect the glass bottle shape
>>219112010Virgina sucks and all the jobs are in DC so the rest of the state is slowly dying Maryland sucks Baltimore is a rat infested shithole Philly is hell on earth NYC oh boy you wanna see some weird shit And my city Boston sucks because it's now filled with pakis and Indians
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I
>>219111994Go to bed
>>219111999just a bit of bentuh yeah? keep your knickers on mate
>>219112021he's not going to like that indian comment
>>219112012If Massie gets his way the next batch is going to be crazy
>>219111994Kek
Nearly 5am and I'm still sitting up shitposting and editing on Wikipedia. Oh aye x
>>219112021man and those cities were the jewel in the crown for so longWhat about like Nashville and all that shit? BBQ and whiskey corr
weird how a random australian knows who bad bunny is and what he? she? said and i dont
>>219112034He promised us a extension of the blue line and plans to turn the silver line into light rail also fixing the green line fucking prick
>>219112013A long neck bottle would poke too much out of the insulation cup thing and the beer would get warmer faster
DTFIC shitting up the 'log as per>>219112049
>>219112028We don't say knickers we say jocks>>219112045kinda like the superbowl just happened and I was browsing the ABC la
>>219112048what does that mean?
>one joke and they think i'm the one who's been arguing with the gay aussie all nightah jobber cobknots ya muckers
it's off tae bed for me soon de lids and what a lush day it were tew
>>219112059He didn't get enough attention here earlierHappens
>>219112061yea i dont watch the superbowl because watching football is retarded and basically nothing but adsvery telling that american culture is more prominent in your mind than mine
>>219112062We were supposed to have a light rail instead of a brt line but sadly Boston being Boston we got a brt that smells like India or Pakistan because of all the students going to Harvard or the communtiy college>The greenlind also serves yuppie suburbs
>>219112076ktim
>>219112076>very telling that american culture is more prominent in your mind than minek
>>219112081I was talking about the files
>>219112090stings doesnt it
>>219112092Oh shit you know the wild part is that Epstein used to take the mtba and the London underground which always shocked me
>>219112098sure
On e again, raiding the fridge led to me eating a bag of fridge raiders.
>>219112111ok
Sadly those files being released won't change much besides the cost for tickets to NYC being more expensive because retards are actually using Amtrak i also use Amtrak because I have no car
>>219112117Yeah they were
I cried the day Gay Porn died
>>219112111e is slang for estrogen right? Ecstasy?
>>219112127right
>>219112135No that was a typo I meant to put "once again" not "on e again" hahaWish I was on e again
>>219112128Heard Farage is going to turn the gay porn back on. That's why I'm voting Reform
I told my sister earlier that those files will change little
>>219112186ok
>>219112144Will mister miles make Britian Anglo again if so can white Americans come to save the UK? You will get only the white trash
Too tall for my bed :/
>>219112205staying in your childhood bedroom will do that
>>219112205You’re a growing boy aren’t you
>>219112219I took my bed from my childhood bedroom to my incel bedroom>>219112222Not sure. I'm 26.
>>219112222
fuck fuck fuck I fucking forgot to do my duolingo
>>219112236What linguo you duoing?
>welcome to austrailia ya pommy cunt
>>219112236well you're fucking fucked now aren't you?
>>219112227Despise women so much
>>219112260i love women
>>219112249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHoChoon
>>219112260>>219112265I like SOME women
My faceHer butt
I watched train dreams and the ending made me cry
Me? Got a double bed all to meself. Well, me and my cats. Don't think I'd like sharing it with anyone else. I like my own personal space.
>>219112260my going theory is that they're fuckedincel epidemic that started a decade or two ago for men is going to hit them equally as hard, because of demographic balance and our zero-sum monogamous culture
might have a wank
>>219112283How many cats you got Helperlad?
This seems interesting. A trip to the kinoplex for this might be on the cards.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_TRSEcMvR0
I failed the last class of my degree by not doing the work so im retaking it but im already starting to struggle with motivation to do it
>>21911231120 odd. I'm like that old cat lady from Jeepers Creepers me.
>>219112283If I ever share a bed with a woman on the regular again we're getting two duvets.
>>219112324Just pulling em off the street? Collar or not, doesn't matter.
>>219112349seek professional help
>>219112349no
>>219112349...rather not say
>>219112349out of ten
>>219112378as i said, get some professional help.
>>219112378most recent girlfriend was 17but that's legal so you won't be interested
>>219112389um
>>219112397There's nothing ummy about itIt's literally completely legal and she turned 18 while we were dating
>>219112403how old are u
You all can’t help yourselves can you
assuming the deleted posts were nonce related, no?
>>21911240924
>/brit/ when you talk about knobs:D>/brit/ when you talk about young women>:(
>>219112417a bit ummy
>>219112418~ one of those things is not like the other ~
>>219112420It's really not at all. 16 is legal and you know it.
>>219112430so if your da was single and started dating a 16 year old you'd find it normal would you
>>219112437Blame's on the 16 year old for shagging a 75 year old man with dementia
>>219112429>knobs != young womenblimey mate have any more insights for us?
>>219112389My ex ex was 17 and I was 23, miss her dad, he was cool
>>219112446dunelm
>>219112454She was a lovely girl, we only broke up because we felt differently about what we wantedMy ex situationship got angry about it all though of courseMainly because she was far more ugly than my ex
fartin
>>219112437Bizarre.I'm not 30 years older than her am I?
>>219112471Makes sense, for me it was my longest relationship - 3 years, but I fucked it up.
>>219112486so what its legal?
>>219112494I wouldn't care, that's his life
Many such cases x
>>219112504helpernonce
she was quite fit though wasn't she
>>219112503i think you would carewhat if your mum brought a 16 year old school boy as her boyfriendyou're lying out your arse if you wouldn't find that weird
>>219112519What's so upsetting about a 50 year old shagging a 16 year old when it's legal
>>219112519My dad was 16 when my mum was 21
Might get this for my trips later this year. What you reckon lids? Much cheaper than North Faceones of similar size.https://www.trespass.com/albus-unisex-multi-function-backpack
>>219112529virus
End of the day it's just retarded cause I'm not 50 and neither is my mum or dad. It's a non issue really.
>>219112519i'd ask him to send some of the birds in his class my way
>>219112545that's a bit...dodgy mate
No you can't have legal consensual sex because...BECAUSE YOU CAN'T OKAY
>>219112519nah not the sametheres just something beautifully natural about teen girls getting railed by 25-40 year old men. its just the natural order of things.did you know a significant portion of western ferility in the 20th century was due to teen pregnancy causes by older man (20+) cock? Literally 25 year old men CREAMPIEING 14 year old girls was keeping western civilization chugging throughout the 20th century. brutal facts...
>>219112532Liar
