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did watch the bowl because I had to toil
>>219112035um
>>219112036It was garbage
these taste like utter shit and I won't pretend otherwise.
bad bunny really wearing panama jack in 2026 like a giga chad
>>219112036Yea it was boring until the 4th quarter, Maye choked
proud of myself for not watching a single minute of the super bowl
alright i got the feeling sorry for myself out of my systemtime to blast some pull ups
>>219112051the NFL hasnt been good in almost a decade, why would this be any different?
my cat is my child replacement
>>219112054the honey mustard ones are heavenly
most of the super bowl commercials either used AI or were advertising for AI companies. we're approaching pure hyperreality
>>219112085why call it hyperrrealityisn't pseudoreality more accurate
>>219112085i hate this soulless future
>>219112085Genuinely I view this as a sign of the end times
I know a bunch of bad bunny songs>tacos>burritos>enchilladas>rice and beans>pollo loco>perro caca
>>219112085the boomer exec who greenlit this ad probably spends all day watching ai-generated crossover videos on tiktok and didn't realize how much ai fatigue the average non-indian under 50 feels
>>219112085were there any without token black people in them?
i remember when i was excited for ai now its just depressing nothing will be genuine it will all be fake slop conjured up by some jeet in a slum for pennies
>>219112112it's cute that you think it won't just get worse forever
AM I WROOOOOOOONGHAVE I RUN TO FAR TO GET HOMEAM I GOOOOOOONELEFT YOU HERE ALOOOOOONEIFIWOULDCOULDYOU?
Future gens will live each in their own pod, won't talk to anyone, will eat bugs delivered to them, watch AI slop and have sex with their AI dolls. And they will be live a lot longer. Would you like 150 years of this life?
>>219112096hyperreality is just the environment in which images like the dunkin commercial I posted become the norm. the commercial itself is an example of what occurs in hyperreality, it's something like a nostalgic simulacrum
>>219112155In the year 3535Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lieEverything you think, do and sayIs in the pill you took today
>>219112155nah, the elites are gonna kill off 99% of humanity and they'll live like demigods on the wild empty earth
>>219112137Why is Alice In Chains suddenly popular with zoomies
starting to suspect the guy from Urban Rescue Ranch might be fucking some of the animals
the thought of ai getting powerful enough to simulate life and you not being aware that everything is a fake makes me want to scream in fear
what will you guys be doing in the post-ww3 anarcho-libertarian commune-labor camps?ill be one of the sharecroppers that are watched by armed guards all day if you wanna swing by and say hi
My date today went great.
>>219112189That’s good fuck you
>>219112189Hell yeah bro, I told ya.
They're saying boooo-urns
>>219112200
*Does a wagie dance*
>>219112189congrats bro
>>219112198Thanks man. Already looking forward to seeing her again and she said the same.
Its true you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdO1UjXR9Y
>>219112085what the fuck is this man.
>>219112225>hey man this revolver has 5 bullets and one empty space, spin it then point it at your head and pull the trigger>Wtf? No.>oh well you're a LOSER then!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbF1g3k2mtw
>>219112230https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8y0onSG3kg
>>219112242You know that situation is not in the spirit of what that chart is trying to say
>>219112220Wonderful
I need to spend time this month studying famous basketball players' faces. It'll save me a lot of embarrassment one day, I just know it.
>>219112242holy false equivalency
We'll be back
I'm into girls farts
who won da game
>>219112054yes those are very bad
Just spent $20 on porn
I hate the "people" of the Pacific Northwest
>>219112085I only caught the Jurassic park one cause was normally talking with people or whatever. haven't had good ads in...at least 10 years
>>219112225This implies that there is two kinds of loss, and three different outcomes."Lose" should be connected at a single point Just saying
>>219112271That's fucking nasty
>>219112253I think it's worth recognizing that there are certain things you're better off not trying.
>>219112085really? that's the best sienfeld they could do?
kinda weird how i'm gay and retarded and trans and homosexual
>>219112085Did you generate it yourself with Grok?WTF is this
>>219112320grok would do a better job
I’m frustrated…
>>219112175pussyat least you still have a mouth to scream withhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-88h-LcTk
>>219112096Read a little bit about Baudrillard and his conception of hyperreality
>>219112291No shit you're better off not taking an 80% chance at shooting yourself in the head. Not a good example to give for what you're trying to say.
>>219112319Not sure if that matters
>>219112287There are three different outcomes. The losses are not the same. You can learn something from trying and failing at something. You learn nothing from not trying.
If you eat goyslop and or use any of those slop services like uberjeets and doordash you literally deserve to ingest AIDS diarrhea and poison.
>>219112320it's a screenshot from a super bowl commercialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr96AsZGFQc
You can win without trying. Your chart is stupid as fuck.
I failed the last class of my degree by not doing the work so im retaking it but im already starting to struggle with motivation to do itI don’t like the field the degree is in anymore and it won’t help me find a job anyways since the market is fucked
>>219112373ktim
>>219112364it took billions potentially trillions to develop this dogshit let that sink in
>thought it was a doujin with 80 pages. >actually 40 pages, just duplicated textless
>>219112335It is crazy to me that these delivery services operate legally. You need a health card or some kind of certification that proves you are allowed to work somewhere handling food for customers, but we let the most chronically unemployable people sign up to deliver food without any oversight.
my swag is tight
>>219112287It doesn't matter because both loses are equivalent values
swag is for boys. men have class.
Around this time three years ago I was reading Harry Potter and playing Dragon QuestIt was comfy
>>219112416it do be like that
>>219112400I fucking hate when they do that. Or when its the character you want for like 3 pages then 10 other anime girls from different series in the same pose
>>219112424nerd
>>219112424Around this time 3 years ago my life practically ended
Goats do not have hands to pick things up with, everyone knows that
>>219112373Just get over with and finish the degree. An undergrad degree is the new high school diploma. It's the bare minimum and a lot of jobs don't care as long as you have a degree. I have a good job that has nothing to do with my degree.
swag me up naw meen
>these are the hottest latinas they could find in the entire nationDIOS MIO
and the STONE WALLS vomited out their weaknessI dont wanna live like thisBUT I DONT WANNA DIE
>be a creepy rich american>lobby to raise the age of consent, drinking, gambling, and smoking>get mad when your opponents call you out on being a child diddylerwow who could've seen those consequences coming
I want to lap wine off a woman's body
>>219112466Why would raising the age of consent make you a pedo
>>219112373einstein went to high school twice in a time where all you needed to get a nice job was penmanship and vigor
Drinking ginger ale and orange juice out of a jar
Everything that has happened to me today has conspired together to make me sad and depressed
>>219112488yuck
>>219112166>>219112342sure, but still, why call it hyperreality? doesn't that mean it's somehow "more real" than reality itself? pseudo-reality or meta-reality seem more apt words for this
Made a pilgrimage to the living room to scrounge any leftover cheetos mom might have spared
>>219112499>doesn't that mean it's somehow "more real" than reality itself?Yes that’s the whole point, the mind thinks it’s more real than what’s actually real
Do you like this vtuber https://youtu.be/wKb7N_PBSac
yeah I'm officially fed up with the youtube homepage algorithm now. I just want to see random internet bullshit, not corpo slop
>>219112499Baudrillard was into semiotics. I’m not really an Baudrillard expert, but I would suggest his choice of “hyperreality” as a term probably has to do with the concept of Platonic forms, and the elevation of signs or symbols over reality.
when the fuck is toilberg gonna send me my w2oh actually i can probably access it online
>>219112561
>>219112037
>>219112559ye
Who else cried at the half time show.. so beautiful
You ever try eating coffee beans as a snack
>>219112408actually based as fuck lolthank you based bunny for driving out the rats
>>219112499>doesn't that mean it's somehow "more real" than reality itself?Yes, Baudrillard means it in the sense that signs (e.g. the commercial) do not represent reality, but they precede and produce it (e.g. via AI models). And the production is more organized and efficient, hence the "hyper". The collection of recognizable 90s sitcom characters to induce nostalgia never would have occurred in reality. Its effects are more perfect than reality
>>219112583Especially when he brought out all the flags of North America
>>219112573https://voca.ro/1bJ6QijknKFC
>>219112603why would they have the canadian flag at the super bowl
>>219112559>just sitting there watching a 40 minute youtube video somebody else made while fake laughing and adding non-sensical comments throughoutno, here in /cum/ we like the burntpeanut (before he got famous) and chibidoki and thats IT
bitch yo pussy needs some perfume
>>219112559I don't know who this is
are you one of those so called epsteinphiles?
>>219112614I don't think she's fake laughing that's how she is
>>219112633you arent close with many women are you
>>219112609
>>219112614you cant like chibidoki and not like dokibird too
>>219112644unsure if you know what North America is, ranjeet
The only active Vtuber I watch is Mujin but he's more of a documentarian than anything else
I'm the Hispanic ethno-nationalist AMA
>>219112642I actually am, very close, same ones from junior high
>>219112644Based bahbohny supports the Monroe doctrine
>>219112614>>219112559We like the burnt peanut, caseoh, camping with Steve, synthetic man, gmanlives, civvie11, Townsends, general sam, act ma'am, and inside edition
>>219112645idk who that is and if you try to tell or show me who that is i will report you for advertising
my butthole itches somethin crazy rn fr
>>219112665Let me help you out
>>219112652you should move to uruguay and form a group of like-minded fellows, then do a coup
>>219112686why, cause he's a GAY?
His hands didn't look that sharp desu
The only thing that makes me happy anymore is seeing (You) on someone’s post
>>219112700hi :)
we're making a vtuber tier list nowhttps://strawpoll.com/2ayLQd5Oqn4VOTE OR YOU HAVE FAGGOT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH
>>219112649Actually it was various Latin American flags + Canada
>>219112700Here bud, you look like (you) could use one
>>219112683How did he wipe his butt
日本語上手
>vtuberssorry, Im not gay
I watched some of Fauna's streams when she was active
>>219112700reminder that this feature has been removed from vanilla 4tran
>>219112708Nigga if you know this many vtubers (assuming these are all vtubers) you need to get the fuck out of /cum/ and off the internet for good
>>219112655Pretty sure most of those aren't vtubers
>>219112722where can I buy an anime machine?
>>219112728Don’t think that’s true who is telling you guys this stuff
>>219112722a lot of vtubers are actually really cool and down to earth unlike normal titty streamers
>>219112709And we are aware that there are only 2 nations in North America?
>a lot of vtubers are actually really cool and down to earth unlike normal titty streamers
>>219112745All women are insane whores
I can't stop talking to forced feminization bots on character AI..
>>219112600that makes sense, thanks
>>219112749>only 2 nations umm…..
No matter how shit you may feel right now, at least you didn't spend $20 on porn like me
>And we are aware that there are only 2 nations in North America?
>>219112755
My girlfriend told me italian people arent white last night(she is of italian descent)our conversation was about the new odyssey movie and the casting being half black people
>>219112700have a free (You) my fren, it's on the house
>>219112765bulgariobro can you help me unearth ancient artifacts in bulgaria? and if we stumbled upon an ancient tomb with booby-traps would you brave it with me?
I noticed bad bunny didn't include a Brazilian flag
phwoaranudda successful poobergshire
>>219112749Are you fucking stupid? North America extends from Canada to Panama
I ate too much
>>219112777Sometimes groups of archeologists find stuff here every 5 years they find something special.>and if we stumbled upon an ancient tomb with booby-traps would you brave it with me?That would be fun desu
Don't do it he's just gonna make you go in first and take what you have if you make it out alive >>219112777
How did this 'bowl compare to the last
Ima be honest, I dont know where "north america" ends. Do we include greenland or are they still the euro hemisphere? does central america count or not?I miss /carib/
the half time show was spic-shitterygoddamn this country was settled by hardcore WASP and now it's turning into a favela latrinojeet hellhole
>>219112808lol
Watched fallout season 2 and the last episode was extremely disappointing I did like the part where Chet was listing off all the things Stephanie did like kill another vault dweller and how she had been alive for 200 years and nobody cared and then he showed that she was Canadian and they all freaked out and tried to murder her.Truly spoke to something in my soul that scene
>>219112723Do you mean Fuentes
>watching amazon schlockyou have nobody to blame but yourself
>>219112800no it doesn't, retard
>>219112807the real move would be to go into anatolia and try to find some ancient gold jewelry and iron weaponry, but if the turkish authorities catch us we're in deep shit
>>219112814Hispanics were here long before Anglos were even a prominent european race settle down little kid your tribes history is not anything noteworthy
>>219112800panama is in south America
>>219112832is education illegal where your from?
Whites and asians are the only cultures that even developed a concept of history
My blood work results suggested I might have NAFLD but I realized some of the liver enzyme numbers could be because I did vigorous jumping jacks for like 20 minutes total a few days before and was still sore when they took the samples
>>219112849>your
>>219112816Can you recommend any other interesting Bulgarian traditional music like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lak6nZekv5M
>>219112850Very stupid thing to say
>>219112840>Hispanics were here long before Anglos were even a prominent european race>settle down little kid>your tribes history is not anything noteworthyYour very existence is dude to a few spanish dudes used you abuelas as a cumdumpster
>>219112852I dont look like this, but I do this
You’re all so fucking retarded North America is Canada us Mexico that’s why the thread is called CUMCentral America is everything below Mexico up to Colombia The rest past that is south america
crazy how the first civilizations in the near east were a massive breakthrough in human history, and in fact the beginning of history, but they still seem so primitive compared to everything after them
If diet is so important how do people in prison get so jacked when they only eat tiny portions of rice and expired potted meat
>>219112848South America begins with Colombia
>>219112758Np, check out Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation if you're interested in this kinda stuff
>>219112867Central America is part of North America
It's crazy how music was good in the 80s but now it's not
I made a new doll tonight. She comes with jacket, purse, and sunglasses.
Does life really matter? Who knows and I have no one to talk to.
>>219112864Lies invented by butthurt yids and saracens that had been expelled from Hispania and were eager to help anglos fight against the Hispanics
>>219112873More of them get fat
>>219112881a lot of my favorite albums came out between 2000 and 2025, thougever
>>219112879Only in Judaism
Finna keep watching BerryCrepe
>>219112882I can see where the A.I. stole Tori Spelling's jawline.
i read some parts of the files and i feel sick. cannibalistic pedos are in control. fucking christ bros
>>219112894the people who destroyed the second temple was the Hispanian (Hispanic) Legion the people who gave the jewish peoples a homeland were the Anglos (your people)
>>219112881I do not agree with you. Majority of music from 1900s-1990s is horrible
>>219112905Please don't take Christ's name in vain, thank you
>>219112873>If diet is so importantit's a classic trvke that it's not. macros are all that matters and anyone who says otherwise is a faggot dietician or someone trying to sell you a course
>the people who destroyed the second temple was the Hispanian (Hispanic) Legion
>>219112913Christ would not think his name was used in vain if it was against pedos.
>>219112905there is no proof in the released files of cannibalism or pedophilia. feel free to link the files that prove otherwise. but you won't, because they don't exist
Whenever anglos talk shit about your tribe remember them that they will go down in history as the peoples that gave the jews a homeland
>>219112920You used a swear word + Christ, that's not right.
meanwhile the Latinxsphere will go down as a nation of favelas and drug lords
Anglos won
a peoples can always come back from being a shithole a peoples can never come back from giving the jews a homeland
>>219112905A lot of the cannibalism stuff comes from unsubstantiated tips given to the FBI. There's definitely sexual abuse going on though
>>219112953>a peoples can always come back from being a shitholeso why havent they? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_politicians_killed_during_the_2024_Mexican_elections
>>219112959>>219112945>>219112940you can never wash the stain away of helping the jews remember that
I want that star trek replicator that can make any food instantly
>>219112970
>>219112959absolutely bodied that freak
I dont watch team sports because my self esteem isn't tied to the athletic prowess of basketball americans
>>219112980I mustve missed the part where I asked
North America = US and Canadacentral america = mexico down to the top of SAsouth america = everything else down theresimple as.if you disagree, you're a retard.
it's not so much the rejection that stings as much as the starting over
>>219112850Ethiopia, Egypt, Kush, Swahilis, Aztecs, Incas, Carthage, the Fulani revolutions etc. You can make this argument about Australian Aboriginals, though. Australia literally had no history before Europeans.
>>219112992again though, is greenland North american since its in our hemisphere or does europe get to claim it? theyre friends with canada too in the artic circle area so I dont know
Canada isnt a real countryI'm not even joking or exaggerating Sorry, not sorry
>>219113011it's a real country, as in it's a real place that exists, but it's not really a nation, not anymore
>>219113011its "sorey", ackshually
drinking milk
>>219112992I see the American education system has failed you
>>219113005word of mouth is myths and legends not history
how the fuck is it already 10:30
>>219112958you can't reason with someone who believes tiktok that confirm their priors that there is a satanic pedophilic death cult pulling the strings
>>219113026there's a kernel of truth to almost all mythologythe trojan war was real and it was passed down in homer's epics, which were not written down but transmitted orally
>>219113035it’s 1:25 here
>IX Hispania circa 129BC
there must be many epstein islands out there, not epstein himself but islands where secret illicit things happenlike that hawaiian island that is off-limits to the publichttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ni%CA%BBihau
>>219113005Aboriginal oral history includes descriptions of environmental events that happened over 12,000 years ago
Thoughts on bad bunny super bowel performance
>>219112992Central America is not a continent. It's part of North America.
>>219112850Babylonians kept historical records, king lists, astronomical observations, chronicles in cuneiform tablets
>>219113062europe is not a continent but a peninsula of asia
>>219113051It’s kind of funny how much of an L this controversy is for billionaires in general. Like now if you have a private island people will think you’re doing cannibal serial child rapist shit there
>>219112814A language can only perpetuate itself in a country if it has institutional protection (French in Canada). German, Italian, Spanish, French, they all die out eventually in America because the laws, the media and education are all in English, this arguably prevents grievances and separatist movements from forming.
>>219113039I’m not sure if I fully agree with almost all mythologies, but you’re right on the Trojan war. The Trojan war was probably originally based on a war or multiple wars around the Bronze Age collapse
>>219113047my people fought under Augustus and Julius Caesar. Long before anglos were even notable
>>219112600Pretentious drivel re-hashing of the same Marxist idea of commodity fetishism
>>219113073well like zeus or gilgamesh or abraham were probably originally based on real people even if many details about them were fabricated
>>219113070hi mr pendejo how are you doing?
>>219113079Not at all
>>219113074your people were living in the jungle and didnt even know gunpowder existed
>>219113088>julius caesar>knowing about gunpowder
>>219113039how about transmitting it anally
>>219113088is that what the normal rape baby believes?
>>219113095>latrinx americans>having working toilets
i rate this 5/10
>My pepo Maximus fatus mongrelius torta fought under Senor Augustus and Senor CaesarI guess this is how some lames need to cope with their existence. Sad!
>>219113106they have electric showers while you're still living in the hydraulic age
You can always tell when a store is run by latrinos because of how desorganizado it is, just slovenly chaos everywhere and you can tell it doesn't even bother them
>>219113061very politicized. The people who support it are tribalists of the Spanish language and libs and the people who oppose it are tribalists of the English language and conservatives. I feel like language tribalism is an under discussed form of tribalism
surely this nigga isnt bragging about the hotwired showers that literally electrocute people
>>219113051It would be cool to sneak onto there and live in the forest secretly for as long as possible
>>219113067I agree.
Im Gilgamesh I found the flower they got that part of the story wrong
>>219113106what did we do to you?
TLDR;Hitler bombed anglos while Hispanics fought under him in the Blue Division and they can never let that go
What were Spain and Portugal doing during WW2?
>>219113061Never listened to his music. Not angry about it just disinterested but I generally don't watch half time shows anyway or even the super bowl much
>>219112959we are uber cooked, something exceptional would have to happen for the country to fix itself>>219112940its true
I've been a very bad bad goy
me? scared for the future
>>219113079Why is it drivel? Baudrillard was heavily influenced by Marx but broke with him in that he believes the relationship between sign and reality isn't distorted, but has collapsed. How does commodity fetishism explain the value of a brand that has no relation at all to its material, like a retardedly expensive NFT?
>>219113153spain was recovering from their civil war. I have genuinely no idea what portugal did, and I've taken like 10 WW2 history classes in high school and college
this is apparently what a "bad bunny" is but I didn't realize mexicans were such flaming troons
out of bread and milk and down to my last thing of oreos
>>219113182they weren't recovering they were under brutal fascist repressionhitler met with franco to try to get his official support but franco told him to fuck off basically
>>219113192No money left?
>>219113144>>219113119you are both racist tribalists. You have more in common than you think
>>219113181Both thinkers are pseuds. Semiotics as a whole is just pseuds over analyzing yogurt commercials . It's pure intellectual self masturbation
>>219113191he's puerto rican
>>219113208what is that, extra gay mexican?
>>219113191Hes not Mexican, he's Puerto Rican
>>219113204>self masturbation A bit redundant
>>219113192ask parentbergs for money
>>219113200Im always closing shift so I never have time to go grocery shopping until the end of my work week
>>219113204‘Pseud’ is an unquantifiable non-argument Please try again and engage with my friend with real arguments
>>219113122>I feel like language tribalism is an under discussed form of tribalismIt’s pretty prominent in Canada, what with official bilingualism (despite hardly anyone being bilingual on an individual level) and Quebec etc
>>219113212the fags that made raggaeton
>>219112738Get his ass
>>219113191can't believe mexicans like his shitty music, that was awful. anyways it's no wonder I've never heard of this guy before tonight
>>219113191he also dressed as a woman for 'yo perreo sola'. https://youtu.be/GtSRKwDCaZM?si=RpHNc67h-nWseJba&t=51
I have a 4chan mega fan subscription
>>219113135Bro when you going back to Iraq? I think they need you.
>>219113234How about regGAYton
>>219113241what is he butt buddies with lil nas x who made the horsey song?
>>219113253I found weed and Rick and Morty and Froot Loops bro this shit is way better than being god-king
>>219113202Based Mexican
>>219113246I have a 4chan mega fart subscription
"If the war is lost, the people will be lost too. It is not necessary to consider the foundations that the German people need for their most primitive survival. On the contrary, it is better to destroy even these things. For the people have proved to be the weaker, and the stronger Eastern people own only the future. What remains after this fight are only the inferior ones anyway, because the good ones have fallen."hitler basically told all germans to kill themselves and salt the earth of their land lol
>>219113226There's no point in engaging, he doesn't want to have an interesting discussion, he wants to sound smart with buzzwords he heard in an philosophy youtube video
gn cum
>>219112027germany???
>>219113283I don't need to make an argument. I am telling you that they are pseuds. I don't waste my time with that stupid useless bullshit. I only read what interests me
>>219113191I imagine the type of latrine to like that probably overlaps extensively with white urbanite liberals. Can't imagine a blue jeans wearing Pedro listening to that desu
>>219113287night bud
pasta in vodka sauce for din din
>>219113191The Raped
Who let ratpedo back in?
>>219113330he apparently has a gazillion listens online so somebody is listening to that shit
>>219113356just filter him
>>219113191The show was fun.
>>219113436>>219113436>>219113436
do you suck dicks