dish o the sea edish
Thread is so dead on Mondays Toilers in shambles
need my willard slurped on
Got an itch really deep into my ear canalneed it deported asap
at toil it not right
taking a flight to see the american in a few days so l wont be asking for skype memes to share x
>>219118366do something else then. keir wants you to be happy.
>>219118302very scrumptious looking meal
fuck life is so boring past 30. i just finished gta 4 today and started playing dying light. i've finished these games multiple times. might just end it
>>219118385well you do have two kids so the initial sting this trollpost has is wearing off now
>>219118385you don’t have children do you
Leftypol putting random pride flags as his fastfetch imageRorke putting random esoteric fascism symbols as his fastfetch image
>>219118404become a catholic
>>219118385based welfare drainer
>>219118437an alcoholic? sounds like a good idea mate
thinking about sharing my entire benefit fraud folderyou think jeff bezos is bad when he evades tax? at least he's providing a service. wait till you hear how much of our taxes go to PIP recipients for their "anxiety" so they can get their motability cars and a 3 bedroom house
>>219118458alcohol is grim reallyfine in small doses occasionally getting smashed every weekend or worse every day just makes you feel like shit
>>219118404happens to us all. post-30 depression, its not even depression your tastes have just changed and you dont get the same thrill of playing video games as you did when you were 17. You'll slowly find new interests
in russia there are people that go into debt at the local shop for their groceries
>>219118458sahcreaming
>>219118475yeah it’s well knownscrounging bastards
i dont owe the state or society anythingget the bennies paid
>>219118404don't enjoy gaming anymore but don't enjoy anything else either so in the evening I just sit waiting for time to pass until I can go to sleep
they're playing video games at 30 and wondering why their lives are shit
philly steak footlong sub with red onions and mayo down the gullet
>>219118475you mean the voices are telling you to because you just cashed your cheque and the self loathing is particularly strong today right
>>219118412>Two of your three childrenHe has three and one is over 18 I think Grim grim grim grim
There are more people in London than the whole of Scotland and Wales combined
Would you prefer it if Germany had won the war
Life is only bearable because we know it ends
>>219118524sure you only are meant to get benefit if you live with them eitherfind it hard to believe a /brit/ neet that wanks himself off about how much money he’s stealing from the state is raising 2 kids at home
>>219118482>>219118485nothing else to do but. too lazy and bitter to do anything else but play vidya and get drunk, and i loathe women too much to have a family
>>219118533no
unitoil at 3done none of the prereadingsjust going to turn up
>>219118549>too lazy and bitter to do anything else but play vidya and get drunk,maybe you should work on this issue then
Chinese gf getting pissed off that Aileen Gu didn't win the skiing
>>219118557>just going to turn uplike a corpse washing up on the beach
>>219118533not really instead of kino british comedies like yes, minister and peep show we'd have some germoid shite instead
>>219118505i'm the same except i toil everynow and then. have some savings but there's nothing i want to buy. especially since i learned how to pirate. and escorts are too expensive. cunts all think they're cleopatra worth a fortune
>>219118549>i loathe women too much to have a familyyou don't reckon it's because women loathe you too much
imagine having a chinese gf. what do you have in common? what is there to talk about? you might as well date an alien
>>219118522i'm a proud fuck the system benefit scounger mate, we've got migrants in luxury hotels and runts lying about their autism there's no fucking way i'm not taking advance of thisif you want some tips i can tell you what to fake and get £1800 a month plus rent and car
love sosa
>>219118580find it funny how many women idolise cleopatra when she ended up having to kill herself and her kingdom got annexed by AVGVSTVS
>taking advance of this
>>219118557What uni do you go to
>>219118600The skiing for one
>>219118404>fuck life is so boring past 30.teach your kids a skill or something
Your foster parents are dead
>>219118616got dyslexia mate i can't read that gets me a lil esstra in the bank every week!
>>219118505I enjoy gaming less than I used to but I still like it more than most other things. I would properly hate it if that's all I had to do, I remember being a neet for a year and I hardly played videogames during that time.The secret is moderation. It's a little treat, something you do for a couple of hours at most
lmfao just realised someone posted in kurva anyátok because I linked it as the new>>219118483
>>219118565no fuck you>>219118581women don't loathe me until i start speaking. before that they think i'm cute, but i can't hold back my power level and sperg out in front of them, unironically lol>>219118634>kids
the moment i turned 30 i dropped the videogames and vapes and went straight to smoking cigars and watching the snooker
I really stayed up to watch that superbowl then went to bed just before everyone started scoring. cba
>>219118661howling big rant too
Dangerously done with work desu might get sacked if I'm not careful
>>219118405>Back in my dedicated gooning smock, of course
>>219118661Sent that boring bastard to the wastelands of Hungary
>>219118661So you're the one posting the false new...
>>219118682I honestly haven't completed a single one of my daily tasks since I've come back this year and nobody has cottoned on yet
>>219118669>yes i will continue to be a lazy self loathing sack of shite and do nothing to improve my life or outlook. fuck you for suggesting otherwise! >wahhh i am so miserable!great stuff
>>219118405back in my performative dress, of course!
>>219118702ktim
>>219118661scream
>>219118704i can tell this guy has a huge penis
>>219118661Someone has been running a bot that makes boring posts like that for years now Same as "escortmong"
>>219118693I link kurva anyátok sometimes because I like that general
F for scotchpole
>>219118724I posted there a few times. Possibly the only non-deranged general on /int/ with the exception of the token schizo who spams yellow girls.
>>219118724what do you like about it?
man that was a good subway. washed down with a cola. we thank the Lord for such meals
>>219118751Honestly that sounds like a dream compared to zeidy
>>219118753>what do you like about it?case closed
>>219118753the photos
literally not doing any work at home so I have something to do when I'm in the office
the hit boxes are not correct, theyre not correct
>>219118753asian pussy
I wish I had fucked at least one Asian and one Black girl before settling down. Only tried White pussy me and I'm a bit regretful.
>>219118765Hung Aryans
skyping the russian escort for any good memes to share?
>>219118801women are not sexual conquests
>>219118802hooting
>>219118824They would have got immense pleasure too from my 4.75 inch willard.
>>219118842an umbunny like me shouldn’t be seeing this sort of thing
>>219118842>heh, i just post webms of blokes wanking on my anonymous chatroom>im not bent tho! promise!
right
>>219118866one of these aussies is a notorious catamite
>>219118801Same but only Asian for me
Starting a 'mick on /tv/ of Sopranos scenes but it's all about BBC
>>219118874rorke obliterated
>>219118873not me. i just post racism and complain about video games being boring
lol there's just no way people are really doing this
>>219118901couldnt be me
>>219118820a daring synthesis
>>219118873>one of
>>219118901youre supposed to use your peripherals you retard
the captcha is like brain training >;)
>>219118873aussies have weird taste in general
>>219118901Toddler tantrum
>>219118950manchester i believegrim
>>219118901it's tedious for a few days but then you get easy ones once you're trustedstop ban evading
Used to eat talcum powder when I was a kid me
Subway is horrible who even eats that shite anymore
>>219118972cool
>>219118961whole country is grey and run-down lad
been away a whileany good new gimmiques?
>>219118991yeah i knowjust looked like manchester in the pic
>>219119003literally nothing here has changed for 3 years
I peaked in Primary school
poo
Might start a YouTube channel to work on my creativity
undocumented cronem pov
watching "mami culo grande" and enjoying it thus far
mental how demonic heathermongs presence is in any thread
sir frutiger aero
What are you meant to do past 30? just devote your life to your kids?
>>219119044Ahaaaa remember spaffing to this on the regular a few years ago
>>219119044Do you wish you were her?
>>219119090different for everyone but if you have kids then pretty much yeah
>>219119090only if you have kids
never tried wanking to chinese cartoons is it any good?
>>219119090don't know lad still trying to figure it out
don’t know why mid 30s failsons don’t just become monks if you’re never going to marry or have sex anywayyou hate toiling you have no purpose in lifeyou’re addicted to substancesjust become a monk. get to live in a monastery. your only “toil” is studying theology and praying. people respect you more than if you were sitting at home rotting
his mental health has significantly deteriorated
posting from a new computer and maybe i won't import by 30gb of 4chan folders saved over the last 10 yearsforces me to not waste time looking for a reaction image or webm to upload along with my post
basically holding out to play gta vi for a bit then i'll do a cheeky cide
>>219119129because i don't believe in jewstianity, and there are no proper pagan temples here. i mean actual historical pagans not faggy new age hipsters
found a ring in ere last night
>>219119165Your entire continent is a pagan temple
>>219119158are you seriously looking forward to that slop? even 5 was hot garbage
made 40 quid on the superbowl
>>219119143Consider something like Hydrus, where you can sort files by tags. Makes finding images very easy.
biggest decision i have to make is if a garmin smartwatch is worth buying or not
>>219119165>paganism lmao even if you don’t believe, the path still stands. pascal’s wager. worst thing you get is a life of structure, devotion, community and purpose. best thing you get is eternal paradise.
Does his blackness make you feel “less-than”?
>>219119176yeah that's true actually
watching fat yanks on my 600lb kino
>>219119195only if its the fenix or above, i used to work there you see
Must be a right fucking laughing living in Australia it's like here but everyone is an Australian poster
holden going out into the woods in his sabaton t shirt and making a sacrificial fire to odin with his bic lighter
Can't believe Starmer is going to resign and the next PM will be selected by the Labour party membership and will get to enjoy a 150 seat majority until 2029.
>>219119090Pick up old people hobbies like modelling, bird watching, fishing, hunting, scrabbles or crosswords. Either that or watch TV like a good veggie
>>219119195don't listen to >>219119227the only useful features on the garmin are for tracking pace and heart rate while runningeverything else is a gimmick so just get the cheapest(i wasted £500 on mine and it's just gimmick after useless gimmick)
>>219119195Don’t be a little incel freak and buy that shit, get an Apple Watch instead
>>219119207yeah i bet god would be really happy that instead of having faith you are actually just following some soulless game theory fallacy
>>219119245Theres nobody to choose from
onion seeds are such a fucking pain in the ass to germinate
>>219119245I can Starmer has been hated for a long time and suffered the quickest popularity decline both with the public and within his own party ever. It's shocking he lasted this long.
>>219119281i have faith and its just bavked up by logic
>>219119195I like my Garmin Forerunner 265
>>219119190afraid to start using it, would make my image collection hoarding habits even more autistic
>>219119284They're going to give it to the homosexual Streeting. Rayner is under HMRC investigation so it can't be her.
>>219119315>>219119195I like my Garmin Foreskin 265
>>219119254yeah we all had a right laugh at runningmongs like you in the office who thought they were too good for a forerunner and went and got a fenix which is the only watch the company cares about
>>219119207>don't follow your ethnic religion goy>follow this mulitculti cuckhold religion we set up just for you called jewstianityshan't
>>219119330what's your rapper name?
>>219119245should give it to lammy and let him swing his bbc about at pmqs
>>219119281you always take a leap of faith God wants you to have faithIf pascal’s wager spurs you to develop genuine faith then I don’t see why it would be an issue. Faith isn’t a one and done thing. It’s something that has to be pursued every day and in every action you do. Eventually it would become genuine.
What's everyone having for tea tonight?
>>219119340t. Unemployed autistic incel fatso
>>219119351I'm a hype man not a rapper
>>219119369stir fry gang
>>219119190There should be an AI section in the image field where I can just type what image it is and the AI fetch and grab it or generate it for me. You guys have tech jobs, make this for me already.
>>219119371grow up
>>219119369thinking of having some sardines with pasta
>>219119394That’s DTFIC done yet again
>he's the sidekick in his own demented OCD fantasies Fucking screaming
>>219119340i thought the monitors would be more accurate especially with the new GPS capabilities but they're all the same it turns outwhat role did you have there then?
>>219119227Why is this so expensive This isn't even the most expensive one
>>219119090that and golf, yeah
>>219119369call it dinner and i'll answer you
He’s finally going to get to prove that he’s tough enuss
>Go to university in London at 18 (unless you can get into Oxbridge)>Line up a job in The City before you graduate>Travel, party, date around, get it all out of your system>At 27 years old, reconnect with and marry a girl you know from university>First child at 28>Move to a commuter town>Climb the corporate ladder>Increase income with non-executive board positions>FatFIRE at 46Is this the blueprint for a happy life in Britain 2026?
>>219119412LOL don't think he will recover from this
>>219119369chicken and sardine curry
oh my days unc, people stopped wearing watches in 2014
>>219119245Almost like exactly what happened with May and Truss and Rishi
*looks at watch*yep my heart is still beating
Lord Starmer will carry us through to 2029
>>219119428But it's not dinner it's tea
da beefin and da griefin white gurl queefin
rorke at the new wetherspoons in spain ranting about immigrants to britain opening kebab and curry businesses
>>219119348your “ethnic religion” is Christianity. Your ancestors have practiced it for 1600 years. We don’t even know what the Britons and Anglo Saxons practiced. We can only infer it from Norse and Irish practices, which we only know of because Christian monks wrote it down. These people didn’t even have a “religion” as you think of it. There was no book, hierarchy of priests, no central doctrine. It was a collection of superstitions and rituals meant to appease gods and spirits that they genuinely feared and though would fuck shit up if not worshipped right. You also assume the Jews created Christianity, when the high priests executed Christ for blasphemy. Then afterwards, their temple was destroyed and then they were genocided by Hadrian decades later. Some survivors in the 6th century compiled some oral traditions into a book now known as the Talmud, the beginning of Rabinnic Judaism as we know it today. And they took in converts from everywhere from Eastern Europe to North Africa to Spain and Iran. They are not the same people. Ethnically or spiritually.
off to bedhave to toil tomoz nighthope everyone dies when i wake up tomoz haha x
>>219119432I think it goes more like this>be born>have rich parentsThen you're set
>>219119466rorke hypocrite
any lisp man in?
>>219119432so, getting a job after uni and getting marriedrevolutionary
>>219119418it lasts for literally years and years on end, its virtually indestructible, you get what you pay for but it wont be worth it unless youre doing triple ironman challenges every week
>>219119471>tldr>you're a jew faggot defending jewdaism*pisses on your grave after i rape you to death*
>>219119475>off to bedsleep well, whore
>>219119464tea is a drinkonly northern monkeys call dinner 'tea' because they don't know the difference between a meal and a drink
>>219119491yh.. clojure man myself
>>219119504so based mate. shaliday and praise kek
Fucking captchas have turned into non verbal reasoning IQ tests, like the entrance exams I had to take for my selective entry secondary grammar school that I attendedDo you think the quality of the overall posts have improved with the new captchas requiring people to have an IQ of over 105 to post?
>>219119504Why did you ignore my post?
>go to uni>get a job anyone in this position? can they confirm life is good?
>>219119432>>Climb the corporate ladderha...haha!yeah about that bit
you tried this yet?
>>219119369spag bol
>>219119491sssss... yessss...*gets spit all over you*
Stuck on the mimikyu boss in ultra sun, he can hit all of my ghosts for super effective damage and you can't get Dhelmise until after
>>219119529What's the point of running a bot that posts stuff like this? Is it your substitute for an inner monologue or are you just very lonesome?
>>219119529Kurwa
>>219119539Yeah but i'm a resident doctor in a surgical speciality (im actually a schizophrenic living in his mothers house)
>>219119505thanks mate. hopefully all jews are dead when I wake up and cuckstianity has been eviscerated>>219119531sorry what post was that?
any gay homosexual nigga man in?
>>219119544>you tried this yet?no im straight
>>219119535I can confirm I did go to uni and I did get a job
>>219119432no you can have a happy life otherwise. if you mean is this the blue print to be a well off “successful” middle class person then it is one path. but it is usually never as smooth as this and even once you get it you can be miserable
>>219119571>>219119178
rorke fatfiring to look after his mixed-race grandkids
>>219119571are you the pajeet that was having an episode last night about cambodia being more advanced than medieval europe
microwaving a damp tea towel
>>219119544can you give us a video demonstration of disrobing an egg with your intermediate phalanges?
This is what the average republican looks like
>>219119578>I did go to unito whore university?>and I did get a joba whore job?
>>219119606Dumb frogposter
>>219119604this is the man calling you a flag shagger for displaying your national flag lol
>>219119581oh I didn't get it to be honest with you. I was more concerned by how much of a faggot that brit maggot is that keeps replying to me about how cuckstianity is my religion lmao hope he gets raped
>Dumb frogposterthis is too much
>>219119604and what’s his argument here >dae le monarchy are pedos, outdated and cost money?
>>219119432>At 27 years old, reconnect with and marry a girl you know from universityDon't know how you can cope with "your" wife having been used as a sex toy by at least a dozen different men
>>219119604Fucking owen jones quote scream
>JobYeah? Not for me. It might be for you. But it's not for me.
>>219119597nah not me, and I'm not a jeet saaaaaar I'm full Aryan with phull sapport saaaar
might have a showerhad sex last night, you see
Rorke convincing himself if he just earns another 10,000 pounds a year he will finally be happy
>>219119432i got to the first stagecouldn't get a job in the city, had to go back to my childhood bedroom
>>219119655tbf this is not just rorke most people think like this
>>219119643how big was his willy?
>>219119639POV of a cronem
>move to londonnah
>>219119466bongs on spanish bennies cost the EU 3 trillion a week
Brown eyes are so disgusting
>>219119481dunno, what can she bench?
>>219119623Go live with the aboriginals and worship the land
I can get this for £27 on the Japanese market
Another hellish day on the paedoph-isles
>The Number 10 spokesman has confirmed Starmer's 'we go forward' emergency speech to Downing Street staff actually preceded the announcement of Tim Allan's resignation by around an hour. Hence why there was no reference to Allan in the address...oh my days he's done
just watched someone at work eat a banana by cutting the end off and squeezing it out like a tubecan't wait until the weekend
>>219119713>grill: JAPAN
man on YouTube talks about how expensive everything is but then he starts talking about how he needs to share a flat in London instead of living on his ownanyway I said out loud to my computer screen "mate if you can still live in London then it's not as bad as you think for you"
>>219119566does he mind you living in his mothers house?
balding incel runt at work keeps staring at me
business idea: gay-porn a banana in the office
>September 2023 saw the biggest shift in student finance for a decade, as new 'Plan 5' loans launched for new higher education starters from England. Paradoxically, the changes were both subtle and massive. On the surface it looked like a tweak, in practice it will have increased the cost by over 50% for many typical graduates and double it for a few.holy shit and I thought plan 2 got fucked
>>219119602I would like to show you... only a moment ago I was holding up my hand and doing the finger positionYou have to keep your fingers close together, rigid and slightly arched backAs if you were pinching your belly fatPinch the egg between your fingers and thumb... the egg will come flying out of the foil and you hardly had to do anythingI would say it takes less than a quarter of a second
>>219119718oh no not the comms advisor ruining a whole election
>>219119738>balding incel runt at work keeps staring at meyour fault for having a job, traitor
>>219119623assuming you’re anglo-celtic, then christianity is your ethnic religion. if you want to be true authentically european, then why stop at paganism? why the iron age? why not go back to the bronze age? why not paleolithic shamanism? the fact you think you can just pick and choose religions like an aesthetic that suits you is peak atheist thinking. you do not believe in the transcendent or supernatural.
>>219119763what election?
the joos
Rorke and Leftypol agree: #NeverToil
that dentist who tortured are Tim for years should be put on trial. same with the CEO of Sainsburys
>>219119750don't care will literally leave the UK the moment i've got a job lmaoenjoying paying off my 300k in debt LOL
that is so not right michael
Chinese cartoons turned me gay
>>219119713whats the yellow thing
>>219119617>flag shaggerwhy are the left so good at belittling insults in lieu of actual argument?
>>219119684piss on jewish women>>219119711piss on cucknadiansoff tae bed la's xx gonna have lush dreams about mowing down the beast folx in my brand new Ford Ranger with a bull bar that has machine gun turrets and flamethrowers firing out of it at the dark horde
>>219119788sure mate lol
>>219119760is it like how you hold a pen?
>>219119750I owe £72000 and for that reason I will never work a day
katy just signed with the cronemversetimmy snr thinks she's at pony club
>>219119789what happened to 3 and 4 then
>>219119529I famously have an IQ of 95 and have no problems with the CAPTCHA
>>219119803there are similarities
>>219119788Where you off to? For me, it's Singapore.
>>219119669average for a ukranian rent boy
>>219119750The key is it's a 40 year repayment termOlder grads would at least be able to stop paying once they got to to their early 50sThese lot will have to pay until their 60s>>219119788HMRC will still try collect student loan repayments from your foreign incomeBut you have to self report
>>219119828alri shaun
looool you lot think she's fit
>>219119835Australia, the last bastion of the Anglo man>>219119842HMRC/Student loan company have never in 48 years forcefully collected a single penny from expats - there is no reason to stay here and let the state milk you dry to pay for some inbred pakis
>>219119245Harrowing thought isn't itWho's it going to be, Angela Rayner or David LammyDecisions decisions
>>219119852Fucking hell what happened
Oh now I get what he means when he said it's like a graduate tax
don't think some of you realise that the captcha gets extremely easily after a whilepeople saying they can solve it one second are not doing the full set of 5 puzzles with stars
>>219119852FATTIE!!!!!!!!!!
>>219119842>>HMRC will still try collect student loan repayments from your foreign incomesending a letter are they
the new>>219114522>>219114522>>219114522(WARNING: this is not the real new)
>>219119852timmies are a deracinated race whose women only fuck brown men. this + chink women is how timmies try to cope to convince themselves that they're strong and alpha lmao
>So far today no Cabinet minister has gone on record anywhere, let alone in front of a TV camera, to support the PM.deary me
>>219119866Honestly I don't wanna have a knee-jerk reaction to this. It makes sense in one way because it'll stop people studying useless degrees but at the same time just because a degree is useless for work it's a bit sad they'll just vanish (degrees like history I mean).
>>219119874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUaYUEY0F2kNew greg doucette video
>>219119904Let's get the /brit/ lads to downing street and make a big show of support for Sir Poo Barmer
Leftypol btfo yet again
>>219119579Um no as long as you follow the set guideline of life you will be happy. Otherwise you are a miserable freak
>>219119931
timmy is the crow and pang pang is the fox>my, how strong and clever you are, timmy (you're putting everything in my name the second we get married)
>>219114029>>219114029>>219114029
>>219119947Where are the grapes????
>>219119866Martin Lewis used to be one of the biggest proponents for getting the student loan, it's mad to hear him now saying basically unless you're going to be making shitloads of money don't bother taking it. You aren't paying back a loan, you will just be paying an extra tax others won't for 40 years.
>>219119957legitimately hate you and would clobber you
>>219119975Sorry Rorke ;)
New>>219119987>>219119987
never paid anything on my student loan as i don't earn enough
>>219119904not resigning is supporting him
