/brit/ edish
freaking my nut out
>rorkerposter
I’ll be counting how many times dollymong hallucinates heatherposter’s presence in this thread (or insinuates it). It’s important that mental health authorities have this information to better track his decline, so he can receive treatment.
heatherpaedyziedy
rorkeheathernoncedollymonggingerpaedo190leftypolmouseydiegodtfic
I'm crashing out rn fr
heathernonce nuclear code red ultratantrum ongoing
>>219122512You realise that just because you slightly change your posting style and refrain from posting about your special interests we can still quite clearly see its you, right? The schizophrenia shines through clearly.
We are Kier Starmer We carry the flame
did i miss the /brit/ superbowl between dtfic and ausjeet
>>219122512This deflection might have worked if you didn't shit the bed months ago spamming "Dollymong" on the botnet during one of your OCD episodes
>dude did you see the latest with all that ICE stuff?I'm sorry what?>you know, Donald Trump?who?>the half time show?what?
dtfic melty in progress
>>219122561he samefags all the time, either he really thinks he's fooling us or he simply doesn't care
they made minecraft woke
Oh dear he’s off to a bad start
>ausjeetAnother new character?He's been busy!Not very original, though, let's be honest.
based leaf mindraping the freaks big time. first spaki who still hasnt recovered and now heathermong is having giga melties on the daily
the poor thing is really not handling the fact that ziedbelg is moving away from here well is he?
>>219122607true tbfpretty clear that anyone pushing the dtfic gimmick is a personality thats been mindraped at this point
>>219122618>ziedbelg is moving away from heresays whohes said that before and it was a complete liehe's addicted
>>219122533>gingerpaedoYou meant wikilad. Hands down the best poster here and it's not even close.
>>219122592yeah it probably is just him on a proxy tbf
>>219122629yep
mindraping my own mindarse
Help is available. Call 111 now to talk to a mental health professional about your ongoing crisis.
rorkeposter had a megamelty this morn'
Meltdown
stop talking about the stupid forced personalitieslets talk about something interesting like crisps or wanking
The escort responded lads. She said we can meet on Sunday 22nd February and used a smiley face emoji. I then replied saying "that's good for me, take care and see you then :)". She's read that message but hasn't replied or even used an emoji this time. The last two times she used a red heart emoji when I wished her well, nothing this time.I worry something has gone wrong. I thought she seemed a bit cold during our meeting yesterday when I was leaving even though she kissed me and said yes when I asked about meeting again.I think she is a bit of a haughty woman. The other escorts I've seen are way more friendly over text. This is the one who likes Sylvia Plath, remember.idk if she was just in a bad mood or what.I usually text her the morning of the day before a meeting to confirm I'm good but I might leave it to her to initiate contact. Or text her late on Saturday 21st to make her sweat a bit. What do you reckon?
>>219122576seen her bumhole
imma head out
Forgot to put deodorant on today and I smell terrible Must be this synthetic cotton blend tshirt I'm wearing Makes me smell like curry lol
>>219122652that was my fault sorry. i merely suggested he should perhaps not spend every waking minute on here posting about rorke and other autist ritual compulsions. he didnt take kindly to that. sent him into a right tizz
If anyone knows heathercunt irl it’s genuinely time to try and have him sectioned. This is not normal.
stop talking about 'personalities' you boring retards
fairly certain I once forgot to clock out at work and was paid for an extra ~18 hours or so I didn't workthere's no chance any of these timesheets are reviewed by a real person i.e line managers. They just look at a computer and see yep there's some numbers there, all approved.
neighbour's got his fit daughter over
hard erect penis. stiff cock. boner
>>219122689what should we talk about instead
>>219122696:)
>>219122700had one yesterday
>>219122707how grim the 5th century was
>>219122657Bought some fancy ketchup chips (crisps) the other day and was pleasantly surprised by how much seasoning they put to them compared to LaysAlmost the same price too but I think that may be a promotional price as they're new
>>219122691got paid 500 quid too much at my shitty retail job at 18. was actually a little poof about it and told my manager but he told me to keep it to myself and I used it to build a pc
Literally over 1/5 of this thread is dollymong hallucinating over heatherposter, who made one or two posts hours ago and then left because he has better things to do.
>>219122749Heatherpaedo.
>>219122707our hobbies, current affairs, memes
>>219122696her age?
>>219122700Me when
POLITICS ARE BANNED AND NO THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE NEGATIVE THREADS ABOUT OUR QUEEN WAITOUR QUEEN HAS MADE A POLITICAL STATEMENT THE BAN IS LIFTED ONLY FOR HER
>youre seething!!>meltdown!!!why are zoomers so shit at banter? theyll do this for hours on end
>>219122758:)
>>219122764oke
>>219122749your family would be relieved if you died
Lichturally
>>219122758hard to tell
>>219122764who fucking cares
when i was a child, the part time girl in the corner shop misread the £2.50 on the box of pokemon cards as 25p and so i got 10 packs for the price of one
>>219122764cant even begin to imagine giving a shit about this,
>>219122737Based. That was my attitude when I worked retail as well. Used to just give people stuff for free when I felt like it. Must be millions upon millions of pounds of stuff gets wasted and thrown out daily. Thus it was OK for me to give customers free items.
Been cooking up some new schizo theories for the lads but they're not ready quite yet
>>219122777They’re not even zoomers, they’re in their late 30s.
collapsing governments and monarchies under oath in congress
>>219122777
Seek help. It doesn’t have to be this way.
>>219122764grow up you sad cunt
HI I'M DEREK BUM
rubena in the mud
>>219122828Got a new theory that Spaino is heathermong
living in a houseshare is so grimloud neighbours, loud flatmates, annoying landlord who lets the shithole you live in fall apart because he's cheap, fucking hate it
>>219122862grow up
oh hes bubblin'
>>219122820Can't do that anymore they put yellow labels on everything and sell it 30% off (aka the price we paid for things 5 years ago) and they send the cops on you if you go through the bins full of things that are heading TO THE LANDFILL
Off to see Lorna Shore tonight!
>>219122875so it's not like anyone does this after uni
leftypol swallowing his own cum for the health benefits
>>219122892s
>>219122764always a problem with simp-based communities. lost count of the number of times i got banned from /jp/ for posting something negative about the shark vtuber
houseshare is such a middle class word
>>219122901I live in the south east, you can only get your own place if you're rich or brown
You’d be so much happier if you sought help. You don’t have to live in this prison of your own making.
brad coin
>>219122875live with your parents then
>>219122931find a rich brown woman and live with her
>>219122865Not new is it
you don't need to tell me twice
willy wonka? more like willy wanker LOL
So who's this "dtfic" person sorry I'm not caught up
>>219122971
you need to tell me twice
>>219122943I invented this gimmick btw
fat bird at work had a slight smell to her dunno if i like it or not
tell me twice
>>219122943Why are you so concerned with “heatherposter’s” reputation mate? Bit strange that you would feel the need to do free PR for an admitted paedophile, what’s your angle here?
me twice
>>219122996What is this, a post for ants?!?
sir grotty houseshare
>>219123038S
would rather have... mouseshare... *starts salivating*
PLEASE fart in my mouth
>>219123024He’s not a paedophile dollymong
paedos on the paedo botnet again
>>219123014I invented the "I invented this gimmick btw" gimmick btw
>A rubber boat carrying 55 passengers, including two babies, has overturned off the coast of Libya, the UN migration agency says.
Sir bedroom farter
>>219123079You want the truth?YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
back from toil, in bed, sucking a beer
I invented the "I invented the "I invented this gimmick btw" gimmick btw" gimmick btw
getting slowly nibbled alive by rats
>>219123137no you didntbe quiet
my debt comment in the last thread really set off a megamelty huh?
>>219123151get her shagged
>>219123151blown his stupid little peabrained mind
>>219123147cool it with the antisemitic remarks
ahem"rorke"
cute
>>219123197SHUT UUUUUPPP!!!!!!
>>219123151Hahaa stupid stein doesn't know the dog usn't real SCUH-REAMING
on SSRIs so I don't feel unhappy but it's like I know in my soul that I'm miserable
>>219123151he's smarter than my dogmy dog couldn't have held a thought for that long
lets confront this "rorke" character in your head. Lets in imagine hes sat on this chair. Who is this rorke character? How long have you known him? Were you at a low point in your life when he came on to the scene?
shut up and get my cock off
mad
Alri cmon nowCoffee game coffee gameTea game outGet it sorted
Mousey is like the Krusty the Clown of /brit/
>>219122485I had the recurring dream last nightthe one with the train or train station. this time I was riding the train for free but I knew I was risking it. the woman let me stay on because she thought I was homeless and I had a bunch of stuff on me from the last dream the last dream I asked where something was and they said it was at this place, and I knew in that dream what that was from another dream (I guess one re occuring dream I had in that dream). I met a postman again (in the dream this had happened in another dream) and he gave me a package. I didnt get it at first but the package (which the "thing" I was going to was, it was the postman) had a bunch of buttons in it. this was the postman uniform then whatever and I was on the train again. also the train had a television with a button panel next to the seat to change the channel (it was normal TV) in the dream I knew this train dream was reoccurring but I got up and went through a door and ended up somewhere else on the train or whatever (on a different carriage). I was in a lobby for a train station or something and I asked a guy at a desk how to get back to the train or something and he didnt know so I called him an idiot and got banned from the train station. then on the way back through the station which took ages for some reason I saw the gate next to the guy and it was the gate I needed to go through. then I finally got to the end of the station with the people escorting me and it was the other side of the gate. so I run up and start shouting and they was like "no you cant borrow the phone to call the police" even though I wanted to call a grandparent to come pick me up. then I got kicked outthe train dream happened before as well as the locations and this time I was on it and the station I got off at was the second-to-last and a random name... so im wondering what it was all about desu but idc w/e lol
Going into the archive to look for Candice nudes on the cards tonight I think
>>219123268Then who is Sideshow Bob?
oh my days I am NOT reading that fuck off
>>219123300spaki. fancies himself a villain but is actually a clown
>>219123151HE WENT IN THE SPEAKERLOOK IN THE SPEAKER
>>219123293think youre supposed to write these in dream journals
>>219123300190
>>219123300Sacked Tranny
>>219123300nathan
i like to think of myself as the sideshow mel of /brit/
what ever happened to 190?
>219123137>>219123066>219123038>>219123095>219123095>>219123147all posts about me >>219123268this too>>219123079I invented it by saying this and the seething retard latched on to it and said it 1000 times more >Canada you are my dream journal page (1 of ?) like bitcoin and a torrent
>>219123323Spaino is the Mickey Pearce
this woman on my 600lb life didn't poo for 2 weeks so they gave her super medicine to force it outcan you imagine the amount of poo that must have flew out of her arse on a fat yank diet backed up for 2 weeks
you lot been on this?https://jmail.world/
>>219122984
>>219123357second one was unrelated
>>219123363my iq has 3 digits so I dont watch that shit soz
>>219123357spamlad!
>>219123357Meltdown
>>219123296already got them saved me
>>219123357I also invented this gimmick btw
yeah im on that virus, not
>>2191233760.01 IQ
>>219123369Rorke mate...
>>219123369peter norton crashing down my door rapidly cranking an air raid siren as i mouse over this link
>>219123357
>>219123397how will he recover?
>>219122485Test
Not that he ever considers people other than himself but the next time Mousey streams he should stream himself doing something interesting Not playing a Jap mobile game
Taming of the Shrew rightI'm sure that story meant something didn't it?Yeah I think there was a general idea of the play.Maybe concerning a shrew that was tamed, or perhaps that was a metaphor
>>219123463diego's inbox
i'm on that seafood diet i see food and i eat it
looking quite peng for my night out tonightwonder if my incel days will end
tail number? Poo
>>219123469Written by a black woman of colour btw
>>219123480if you see food, and if it's seafood, you eat it!
>>219123369>search "nigger">no resultsI don't believe for a second these lot weren't sending racisms
>>219123392>>219123394I invented you getting horny and jerking it (to me)
>>219123508okay
>>219123480
wish i was fatter and balder
>>219123469all women are shrews really
he jorking it
Wat did I miss? IsRorke having a melty over this morning?
*checks my 4chanx settings to see if I've enabled the "filter good posts" setting*
>>219123554im not a pedophile though
SHOTS FIRED AT TOBY
sgreaming out me arse deeeeeeeee lada
Had a cheeky fag and pint in the beer garden at 4pmwfh you seegfstein working at the office and won't be home until six or so you seeonly chance I get to do it anymore you see
thinking about boobies
>>21912357814 year old rorke trying to get into clubs with this
>>219123574Okay sorry I'll delete that slander then x
>>219123597I been working on cleaning my room x
>>219123585ever shag her up the arse?
>>219123595it working because all the bouncers got replaced with AI by the tony blair institute for global change
>>219123618Good work you'll feel much better when it's spick and span It can be tough though it's hard work so keep at it
>>219123628it would work anyway since most of them are wogs
best way to reheat my superbowl pizza from last night?
>>219123688why ruin it they're better cold
>>219123688pan nice and hot
>>219123688put it in your arse x
shave and a hot bath
>>219123688nice dollop of warm mayo fresh from elton's special reserve
Do animals even know what they look like. Not like they have mirrors is it
easy on the sugar hun, they say im sweet enough. thank you
>>219123688foy
omds when is blud gonna resign its over lil bro :skull::skull:
that italian curler is so fit
>>219123762built isnt she
>>219123585Dry February mate
>>219123743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaMylwohL14
>>219123776Zone 1 vanished overnight for me
THE BEARS HAVE SWITCHED TO PEPSI
>>219123795polar pepsi
Teflon Starmer
>>219123776looks somewhat like the aforementioned winter sportswoman
eating a biscoff creme eggit 4x lush de lada
>>219123825mad how labour are just going to let him permanently destroy the party's chance of every winning an election ever again
>>219123848WHERE is he??
psyoped my da into thinking 'built for bbc' meant that you should be in a popular TV show and i overheard him on a toil teams call saying it oh my days
Former professional boxer Chris Poobank
>>219123835looks like shes sucking a willy just off-screen here aha
>>219123863we'll all be laughing when he gets sacked and you find yourself on the streets
>>219123835looks like she's sucking on one
>>219123835looks like she's sucking a 'nis in this image
>>219123877>>219123887>>219123889yes mine
Toil doneOff homeGoing to have my poo then do my washing up then watch some YouTube kino while I cook
Is mousey back? I’m at my grans listening to Bladee btw and no I’ve never fucked her in any way or even thought about it before you ask
>>219123880yep time to return to uma horse pussy
>>219123905'gratsany tips on acquiring an olympic gf?
"you know, these bradleyposts are quite similar to the avatarfagging that people get banned for on /mlp/""oh no, patented /brit/ gimmick! since 2014""for... bradley spam""yes""and you call them bradders despite the fact that it's obviously an avatar"
>>219123907what kino?
>>219123885screaming done that workshy scrote
>>219123928go to the village during mating seasonquite easy really
>>219123930Now do the same for frogposts (you won't)
>>219123861KaysCooking has been absent as well
>>219123930More of a reaction image than an avatar. Nobody attaches a bradders to every post they make
>>219123930how do you know about the posting habits of /mlp/?
might buy a refurbed ipad or other tablet for wankingsick of waking up after a steaming sesh to find cum on my laptop
>>219123956her son Lee hasn't posted any videos since December either
>>219123965Because I post the ponies, nigga.
>>219123369lol
>>219123948those are only used by /britfeel/ mental elf cases>>219123964spaki does
>>219123936As yet undecided Perhaps a Jenny Nicholson
>>219123981:/
>>219123988get the reddit gold handed out
>>219123988https://sundayguardianlive.com/world/who-is-cody-rudland-mysterious-you-are-dead-email-in-epstein-files-sparks-online-speculation-168848/Indian newspaper used a random image of Cody Rhodes LOL
>>219123985>I post the ponies based
>>219123985how can you tell when someone is avatarfagging on /mlp/itll be some anon posting ponies in the middle of all the other anons posting ponies
get this 'Flipboard' fella on trial, he's been emailing Epstein like crazy
Cannae cope with how fit the slags are in these adverts
>>219123985This is Mousey's Heisenberg moment
190cm master race would've loved mousey
how am I supposed to talk to the roblox bf now?
>>219124038They post specific ponies with a specific kind of message. I mean it’s not that hard when you realise that the same thing happens on /a/
>>219124075Scan the face
>>219124093
been playing star wars battlefront 2 (2017) all day first time I felt joy in months
>>219124108Think that one’s a child cloggy
need that image of the Keir Starmer wanking license PRONTO
pissing with rain out but only got half a roll of toilet roll left and think there might be a movement later so left myself in a dicey situation
>>219124109:)
rorke picking his nose
>>219124139...And eating the snot? He better be
>>219124128
I STAND WITH SIR KEIR STARMER
Can you ice skate? It looks like I've shat myself and I'm just waddling on the ice when I do it
Insane face card
>>219124167yes I would be able to within 2 seconds of getting on the ice
how do I train in spaff shootingmine just dribbles out pathetically and it makes me feel like a gimp
>>219124206used to just be called a face back in my day
>clavicular gets frame mogged by ASU frat leader >almost immediately arrested>released on bail>gets mogged AGAINFucking hell lads someone needs to check up on clavHe might be on suicide watch
Running will not save you, killing the enemy will
>>219124221These days everything needs to be expressed through some negrofied/batty phrase
>>219124221sc
>>219124234who fucking cares?
Amuse me x
>>219124214get on the zinc and mag and edge
>>219124278Everyone?
you're all AI aren't you
i swear royal mail just does whatever the fuck it wants these dayshaven't had any post in a weekreceived one half of some online banking details last monday and the other half was supposed to come the next day but still no signpostie's probably using it to roll his fags
>>219124283i thought this was a meme
>>219124234dunno what any of this means but I somehow can tell you're a weird incel
>>219124290just A really
Need a Spanish Korean gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4fFda4Xuqo
>>219124298SIR YES SIR
Just doesn’t hit the same anymore after 2 years of ziedbelg raping this place
watching I Saw the Devil (2010)
He loves the black willies, doesn't he?
>>219124393they are quite peng to be fair
>>219124398ziedy mental-illness-mogs you sorry mate/brit/ standards for schizos have changed
Searching for posts that contain ‘"Peng to be fair"’. 40 results found.
>>219124398It’s just not as funny anymore. It was funny when it wasn’t spammed by a mentally ill paedophile every day
>>219124158cheers matey
>>219124283just shot a load right through the wall cheers lad
cloggy is like steam engine in the era of AIjust not really...the same is it
don't really get why starmer is being made to rezine just for the mandelson stuff when he's seemingly done all that he can short of having him assassinated now
New>>219124485>>219124485
>>219124298whats all that stuff around his bollocks
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
