Mussolini's milk breakfast edition
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bart simpsonj
I will be posting hence
nth for the baddiedem
>>219141154love her so much
jannies seemingly dont give a shit about early threads any more.which is fine but not that long ago they made a huge song and dance about them and cracked down hard on them. but now they're not arsed. a bit of consistency would be nice
>>219141170Who cares unc
>>219141181him, obviously
>>219141170good post that mate
I'm a bit of a twat x
What’s stopping you?
>>219141170If I don't take it at 300 then some yank or lesser poster will take it at 305
>>219141210
remigration fellas need to realise that remigration would mean their chinese wives have to go back too haha
I got ya milk breakfast right here
one time the girl with the biggest tits in the school squeezed past me and her tits touched my arm
Why are there so many random groups of Spanish tourists walking around central London? They always have one bloke leading them and talking loudly to them all as well
>>219141215ok well im going to make news at 290 just to beat you
>>219141237I've read dozens of written accounts online from peope saying how female hairdressers and dental hygienists have smushed their breasts into men's heads but I can tell you this has NEVER happened to me and I've had numerous haircuts and dental visits.
>>219141210I'm not a hateful little worm
>>219141246you answered your own question mate. they're tourists. are you low IQ?
>>219141170really not a fan of early news we should keep a thread going until page 6 at least dont get why people are so eager to jump to a new thread anyway
why does Rupert lowe not have a party
Half of my clothes are from UniqloWhy did they become the uniform of the based, early 30s, urbanite shagger?
>>219141251then I'll sicc my janny dog on you and we'll all have a good laugh at your expense
>>219141277he got kicked out of reform for being based
>>219141279Korea is cool kpopp hunter labubu
>>219141268making a new is a display of sexual dominance over all the other lads in /brit/
SIR Keir Starter lives and marches on!
Selvedge. Always.
>>219141170Early news are a plague on the catalog
>>219141246and they’re always taking up the whole pavement, and wearing their Harry Potter scarves
>>219141277hes the only politician who can put his ego aside and not split the vote
>>219141256had a dental hygienist who did that but she doesn't work there anymore and now it's a paki man instead
>>219141170my advice? get a life. heck i may just start making the new threads repeatedly just to watch you cry, you imbecile (it gets me off)
>>219141310How many more candidate members can he sacrifice for his incompetence?
>>219141316who gives a shit about the catalog? /int/ exists to serve /brit/
personally I think among all this recent turmoil people have really lost sight of what matters: the plight of the Chagossian peoplethey need compensating
heck. i may just.
>>219141277Tried to usurp farage with musk's backing but lost the power struggle and got kicked
>>219141296Nothing based about threatening to shoot Zia yusuf just goes to show that despite the fact he’s like 80 years old he still behaves like a child and can’t behave professionally in politics.
raped melty
>catalogSome of you could do with a kick up the arris
Gingerpaedo PTSD meltdown
>>219141355>Chagossianyeah? and why should I care?
>>219141310A bummer as PM or Wes Streeting, hard choice
>>219141376Wes Streeting is a battymans?
>>219141339>male dental hygienist imagine turning up every day as a male dental hygienist, knowing your boss (a male dentist) is making probably 5x what you are and shagging all the cute dental nurses, all of whom do not respect you due to the brutal mogging. Actual humiliation ritual.
Our /brit/ is blessed to have the return of the UK chairman
>>219141310Sir Binder Holder
>>219141360>Nothing based about threatening to shoot Zia yusufKek that's not even the allegation you mong
why is this chad not first in line to replace starmer??? He’s more popular with the public than any of the other choices
>>219141355are they the youngest indigenous people in the world or are there others from more recent times
>>219141355Mad that we're paying the Maldives to take our island despite the chagossian not wanting the deal to go through and prefer remaining with Britain
>>219141429Starmer had a meltdown and blocked him from standing in the by-election
why dont you support your local football team home and away lads
>>219141413Yes it is you fucking div that’s why the police took all his guns afterward
>>219141458I’m not a Rorke mong
>>219141458why dont you play a real sport like hockey instead of wogball
>>219141458because they're fucking shit
>>219141458fathers team trumps local teammy dad got his team from my grandfather, who in turn supported them as his local
>>219141429>this chadHe's been repeatedly humiliated throughout his political career
The dream
>>219141429Starmer's cronies are blocked him becoming an MP cause they fear him
>>219141496The dream is living within the grace of God. This is merely a nice addition.
Please release me.
>>219141458I live on the other side of the country>>219141496The sloppa
>>219141496
>>219141506Blessed post
getting raped
dunno why this tickles me so much
>>219141567To be fair that is a terribly worded prompt
>>219141496you know what they do on those things, dont you...?
>>219141567>Z is for urbawhat's an urba
>>219141279>UniqloLooks like the fucking GAP™ m8, u bent or sumthink
>>219141572yes come on ngubu my sun
>>219141496Thought you wanted to live in Miami
>>219141608think its another name for a turtle
look at this account on ig @whois100xI want that life
>>219141567Yak
toitle
>>219141117Porch pirates experiencing instant karma.
soup for lunch ladslooking forward to it
>>219141644you need to bet on yourself then
>>219141445>the chagossian not wanting the dealAlways ask, "how does this benefit israel" Tsu Tsung ChangThe art of war
haircut toil booked
>>219141595yet its meaning is immediately clear to actual humansnot only that, the output shows a clear lack of understanding to the extent that it's wrong in such a way that really hammers home it (the computer) lacks a big picture understanding of the task
>>219141670but I don’t even make 30k a year I have nothing to bet on myself
>>219141673Fuck that noise. Do it myself, yeah? Number one all over.
>>219141681>computers aren’t sentientwow
>>219141466No it wasn't lmao
>>219141691alas, im not an incel
>>219141693can't be suggesting out loud that this isn't the case lad you'll wipe out the entire economy
what is the best sauce for a steak out of peppercorn, bernaise and chimichurriPlease tell me because I’ve never had any of them
>>219141714Apologies. Be on your way citizen.
>>219141725Bernaise and it's not even closePeppercorn overpowers the flavour of the steak, chimichurri is for wankers
>>219141711Yes it was they literally said this themselves, seized his legally owned guns after he had allegedly made violent threats against Zia Yusuf, do you think he threatened to slap him? Grow up you fucking baby I know you’re just baiting anyway fuck off
>>219141725peppercorn obviously. genuinely a delicious sauce. you wont regret it
>>219141745Alright thank you
electricity and gas bill for this month: 75 quidi suffer...
>>219141745>BernaiseFuckin ell not again elton
>>219141277he does its called great yarmouth firsthttps://www.greatyarmouthfirst.co.uk/
>>219141750>Yes it was they literally said this themselvesNo they didn't and if they did I'm sure you'll be able to find a report on this but they didn't so you can't >he had allegedly made violent threats against Zia YusufScreaming. So in essence you've heard violent threats and guns briefly confiscated and just made it your own conclusion? Actual retard
>>219141750zia lied simple as
>>219141611No, as i said in my post I’m actually a successful shagger (of women).
>>219141793I put 2 and 2 together because I’m not a retard. What type of violent threat do you think would need to be made in order for the police to come to his house and seize his guns MONG
>>219141791Ironic given he doesn't even live in great Yarmouth
>>219141795>zia lied simple asbodes
>Most Europeans refer to the English Channel as La Manche (or variations meaning "the Sleeve"), a French term referencing the body of water's shapesad
I dont eat sauce with my steak I prefer to cook it with a small amount of minced garlic so it gets a garlicy hint and then I just enjoy the flavour of the beef itself
>>219141820>What type of threat Being complained about by a ethnik
>eating red meat
I don't eat steak as I don't support the needless slaughter of sentient life
>>219141820Kek thanks for confirming you made it up in your headDon't know why I even engaged with you in the first place
>>219141861stupid 'bergs I could tell it was all going to kick off
>>219141823>Ironic given he doesn't even live in great YarmouthLike rReeves doesn't actually live in some shithole in leeds?
>>219141820a right wing white man getting his guns seized by the met? he probably failed to bow to a brown body when it walked past him
why is /brit/ full of AI video nowi thought yous was better than this
>>219141898just yanks innit they love their sloppa
>>219141864I didn't ask as I don't care
me mum died in the holly
>>219141898
>>219141922you still read it though and loved it you little cuck
>>219141935Thought it was boring, like you
>>219141864It’s not needlessWe need the vitamins
>>219141745>>219141725For me its just a little dijon mustard on the side
>>219141934willard literally wouldn't touch
>>219141898how to fix /brit/:keep pol to /pol/ignore ai postswait till page 8 to make a new threadmore sport talkmore normie talkslags, poos and crisps talk
demi-glace is the best sauce to have with steak especially if there are chips or roasties
>>219141934whys she calling herself pale thickness when she's clearly quite a tanned thickness
I'm going to make an omelette
something just fell out of my arse
Applying the Unix philosophy to my whole life
>Arrests of senior Foxtrot members in the Middle East, anonymous witness testimonies and the lowering of the age of criminal responsibility from 15 to 13 have also been credited with the major decline of shootings.they really should do the same thing here
UghhhhBeat my dick!
A is for analB is for bonerC is for cockD is for dildo
>>219142115when leftypol teaches children the alphabet
>>219141429He's not an MP mongo
>>219142132poo screaming
>>219142036The Unix Philosophy works because text streams provide a universal interface for you to combine multiple purpose-built programs to solve complex tasks.What's the universal interface that will allow you to break your life into multiple small specialised components?
>>219142159i look like this
>>219142142doesnt need to be
mouse hasn't posted here in monthsStop going on about mouse
>>219142176Wut happens at 3PM in Canada?
todays eats:>breakfast2 samosa>lunchhandful of beef jerky, handful of cashew nuts>dinnerchickpeas, chicken, vegetable soup. glass of red wine
>>219142115grow up
There are only two sorts of people in the world, THE RAPED, and the rapist
>janny missed that post
>>219142208Judge people much?
>>219142151Mindfulness
me if I ever see you lot in real life
>>219142248He does have a point, porn isn't a personality trait. As to whether it's relevant is an entirely different subject.
the omelette
>>219142376The implications of this post are dastardly
>>219142208bloke at work is just like this regularly name drops porn stars as if everybody else knows who he is talking about (i do but that's besides the point)
>>219142397Scrantastic
>>219142397dates and banana. in an omelette.you need locking up
>>219142423europoor humour
>>219142423i dont like the idea of ugly women pooing
>>219142457yes eggs should never be used in desserts
>>219142476dont be disingenuous
https://youtu.be/txLp2_M0yeg
Only porn stars I can name off the top of my head are lexi belle, rachel riley, and johnny sinsand I guess aniki/gachimuchi guy but I can't for the life of me remember his name
>>219142423you can see their shadows
people who play as dwarves in fantasy games
the porn stars i can list off?SonyaDariaDashaEmma
>>219142457it's tradition
just got paid $7000on an unrelated note i do believe israel is very important to the west and it’s continued existence is vital
>>219142518sir elton john
>>219142486>johnny sinsLOL GAY
>>219142539mad how women go to the gym solely to make their arses bigger
Rorke suffered a massive L today.
>>219142539need her to exercise every day for a week in boiling hot weather without ever showering then sit on my face
>>219142539rancid little trollop
>>219142568
>>219142568it's shapewear + bblsyou can't make your arse that big just by exercising, it's mostly geneticsjust like forearms and calves
Do you recognise this ankle bracelet?
Rorke dicking down a ghetto nigress and making her call him massa and curse the white devilLeftypol being found dead with dog cum in his arse
something not right about the gym rats in yankland. they look off, i cant put my finger on it but they dont look healthy and theres a weird sense of exhaustion in their face and their body theyre doing something wrong. Probably have a shit diet
>>219141117this and Reno's character in Leon. So Italians like a glass of raw milk and nothing else along with it?
>>219142613That's the ozempic kicking in
>>219142457one of my favorite breakfasts with simple ingredients:2 eggs1 bananamix in a blenderpour mixture into buttered-up frying pan, fry until not liquid anymoretop with greens or fruits to taste
eyes that pop out of their head… steve
annnnnnd were green.$CVX
turns out 70% of Australians live in Sydney and Melbourne lmao what’s even the point of having a fucking massive country then
We don't do that in Germany
my black friend moved from Bradford cos of all the muslims
>>219142656Non-Australians
>>219142676the irony completely lost on him apparently
>>219142679What
>>219142684There's no irony there Rorke.
>>219142697:)
mum listening to lil peep again fuck sake
>>219142706yes there is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R3hxrfP7yQ
Toilberg on the ropes today going absolutely mental.Me on my phone not even pretending to work
do any of you lot have any understanding of what’s going on
>ey rorke, m'ask you sumthin
just been attacked and sauced at the farmers market
Why is it so dark and gray outside?
Don't have any understanding of anything, me. Don't believe I ever have. My entire life has just been me going with the flow. I'm human driftwood in the river of life.
lol Welsh Labour leader was predicted to do what the Scottish one did and call for starmer to resign but she’s bottled it and publicly backed him just now
>>219142829winter
>>219142838*yawn*
rorke huntingleftypol gathering
>>219142788>saucedthat a gay thing?
>>219142829England
>they'll ship to texasyeah? im thinking Connecticut, boys.
>>219142948grow up
looked up my ex on facebook and she looks fucking HAGGARDshe was 29 when i was 19 she's in her 40s nowstill wanked to the photos though LOL
fucking christ rorke
>>219142948>Handcrafted in small batchesNow where have I heard that before...
>>219142948Mate I'm trying to quit drinking here don't post that shit
>>219142970this imaginary rorke character in your head who you make up for sake of argument needs to stop leftypol
these rorke posts are incredibly unfunny and clearly posted by a woman who thinks shes funny
new review out
all the rorke and leftypol posts are utterly at least get some new jokes you're all like>rorke eating sausages leftypol eating vegan sausages>screaming!!
Zia Yusuf is threatening to shut down a British University because the student society refused their request for a Q&A event lmao
*high pitched paki woman voice*oh my days rorke!!
>>219143020havent even heard the story but i guarantee you he is not threatening to shut down the university grow up leftymong
should I go lads? x
>>219143017took 48 hours to come up with that response
>>219143041i'll be there. i'll wear be wearing these socks so you can easily spot me.
For me, it's conquest, war, famine and death
>>219143016pooscreamingmyblackarseintooblivion
>>219143036I am sure they won’t mind losing every penny of that state funding under a Reform government. After all, they wouldn’t want a racist’s money would they?”“Simple. In line with our values, if Bangor Uni does not believe in free speech, then British taxpayers should not have to fund them. “Perhaps remove all government funding and no student loans for Bangor students. The phone will ring very soon.”Sounds like it to me, if you don’t host our event we’ll cut you off.
>>219143057women are such sexy retards
rorke eating sausagesleftypol eating vegan sausages
leftypol hitting a clean daprorke timidly offering a wet fish handshake
>>219142324Cocopops come out your mouth?
>>219142520Good quality wool that
>>219142324based /ita/ browser
>>219143065Sounds like a normal person questioning why a public institution like a state-funded university is refusing to platform public figures they disagree with, mongo. Don't conform to the norms and standards expected of a public university, don't expect funding. You do know what role universities have in society dont you?
right, which one of you just did that to my mum? She's fuming, I need answers
Rorke travelling to Saxony Leftypol travelling to transoxania
>>219143165bet this sounded really funny in your head
>>219143141Questioning decisions is fine however pretending a university is obligated to host every public figure isn’t. Academic freedom includes the right not to platform someone, especially when their presence disrupts learning, safety, or institutional mission. Funding doesn’t turn universities into open-mic venues; it supports education, research, and students. The role of a university isn’t to amplify every controversy, it’s to create an environment where scholarship actually works.
>>>/wsr/1556982
>>219143141your emotional support minority isnt getting to brag about how mean "based commonwealth citizens" hes going to flood the country with to a bunch of students sorry rorke
>>219143141>You do know what role universities have in society dont you?Incubation centres for subversives and 5th columnists?
>>219141117Based.
>>219141725Blue cheese
mini rorke jumping into leftypol's shirt pocket for a night out on the town
>>219143141The students union refused their request for the event not the university.
roek
>>219143174Rorke really funny is his headLeftypol really funny head
>>219143180whats wrong with that?
just had lunchx
>>219143235what did you have
Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.Rorke: To be fair I gave Bob Vylan a listen and he's quite good. Should we go to a concert together some time?Leftypol: Errr, I don't really listen to that sort of stuff mate...Leftypol: *makes a knowing face at the 24 year old woman*24 year old woman: Yeah, me neither Rorke. I'm still up for that trip to The National Gallery next weekend though *smiles*Leftypol: *spits his drink out*Rorke: Splendid!
>>219143178Which would be fine if it wasn't a political debate society. Not allowing a legal and legitimate party for suspect and wrong reasons is more threatening to democracy and british values than reform are
>>219143242mind your business
rorke picking his nose then eating itleftypol using a tissue
>>219143178whats controversial about Reform?
rorke party rocking in the house tonightleftypol sorry for party rocking
>>219143247scrom
>>219143178Universities have a civic duty to host public debate, its a very important role it has held for centuries. The public role universities play in stimulating debate and encouraging discourse is vital for a free and open democratic society. All he is saying is, if the university wants to relinquish its role then don't expect funding. Sanewash it all you want leftymong, denying peoples right to express their views in a public forum whilst crying you need state funding is mentally ill
when was the last time a girl said she missed you?
>>219143253come on lad, I'm am most curious on what people eat. I wont laugh at you
>>219143280never happened, you know that, why would you say this, bit mean
Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.Rorke: Well, I've been thinking... and what happened between the ICE officers and that lady is just... not on...Leftypol: Glad you see it my way for once Rorke! Hey, let me get us a round in? Another John Smiths?Rorke: Aye24 year old woman: Mine's a Vodka TonicLeftypol: *goes to the bar*Rorke: Told you I could get him to buy us a round!24 year old woman: *smiles as she sucks the straw of her empty drink, making a sound*
Stripping funding to a university due to the actions of a single university society is exactly the type of thin-skinned over-reaction that you would expect from Reform UK.
/r/conservative seems to be the containment subreddit for the entire site. all other right-wing subreddits get shut down.but their brand of conservatism seems very mild. basically just supporting israel and having a lukewarm take on things like immigration.
>>219143250Legal ≠ entitled to a platform. A debate society chooses speakers to create productive discussion, not just controversy. If a party’s presence undermines that, declining them isn’t “anti-democratic,” it’s basic governance. Democracy is about participation in society, not forcing private groups to host anyone who asks.
>>219143299Should universities support democracy?
universities suppressing freedom of speech? never seen that before
>Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.>Rorke: Well, I've been thinking... and what happened between the ICE officers and that lady is just... not on...>Leftypol: Glad you see it my way for once Rorke! Hey, let me get us a round in? Another John Smiths?>Rorke: Aye>24 year old woman: Mine's a Vodka Tonic>Leftypol: *goes to the bar*>Rorke: Told you I could get him to buy us a round!>24 year old woman: *smiles as she sucks the straw of her empty drink, making a sound*
>≠
tell me what food you've eaten recently. I want to know.
>>219143307Universities facilitate public debate and always have. If they dont want to anymore, dont get state funding
ohmydayzzzzzz that's him done
>>219143307Productive discussion = circle jerk?
you lads think you might have a bit of an issue?
>>219143335Cum
>>219143359see a professional this isnt normal
>>219143276It's not really that simple though, Sarah Pochin asked the society to host a Q&A session for her. In their shoes I would have done it because Pochin is an idiot who would quickly make a fool of herself, but they aren't under any obligation to host an external request like that.
well that's that sorted
>>219143359its mostly one person. and yeh i think he does have an issue
2nd day in a row in hear loads of sirens
>>219143314Zia yusuf should support democracy not enforce ideological compliance by threatening to withdraw funding from the whole university because they dislike a student group.
>>219143287I'll be honest with you mate I only asked because it happened to me this morning for like the first time ever and I wanted to show off
>>219143387>>219143387>>219143387New
tech 32
>>219143335breakfast - porridge with banana, blueberries, seeds and nutslunch - eggs with avocado, cheese, and baguettein an hour i will have sardines and vegetablesthen no eating for the rest of the day i'm on a diet you see
Reform isn’t going to last till 2029 lolEverything they’ve done lately has been a disaster
remember when the media went mental that jeremy corbyn doesn't suck jewish cock and then the jews killed all those children
>>219143335porridgebag of maltesersbeef and horseradish bap
love running an argument into chatgpt and trolling the threadmeanwhile none of you lads are the wiser
>>219143347lovely hips and legs, very cute facea solid 9/10 from mewonder if she does rimjobs
>>219143404is the uk going to last till 2029?
>>219143400love it. fair play with the seeds and nuts in the breakfast, very well done. avocado is a good pull. love it mate, absolutely love it
>>219143373You can say they dont have an "obligation" to platform them, but its in the same way the House of Lords dont have an "obligation" to pass legislation. Your survival as an institution relies on good will and relations with the wider public, the more you shit the bed about people daring to talk about things you dont like, the more your funding and survival will hang in the balance
>>219143418something to tell the grandkids mate.
>>219143418Were you the lad bragging about controlling the thread yesterday?Bit pathetic honestly
>>219143443i was pretty chuffed about it
in a moment of madness I briefly considered hoovering the flat but I've changed my mind now
>>219143461same lad who occasionally brings up an argument from weeks ago he reckons he won. neetmongs have nothing else in life
>>219143524They have so much free time for hobbies and other interests though
>>219143387>>219143387>>219143387>>219143387
>>219143524>>219143541Your face when you've been arguing with ChatGPT the entire time kek
>>219143374indeed
>In July 2020 Jenrick faced High Court action brought by the London Parks & Gardens Trust over his handling of the Holocaust memorial planning application and decision to allow his junior colleague, housing minister Christopher Pincher, to determine the fate of the application. Jenrick's decision stripped Westminster City Council of its power to rule on the £102 million project – which was to be built in Victoria Tower Gardens – a grade II listed park near the Palace of Westminster, which the trust said was "the last piece of publicly accessible land in central London".>the british kosher right wants to turn the last bit of public land in central london into a monument to jewish suffering
