wales edish
>>219145074looks like
hey
can't stop fucking farting
*rumbles the thread*
Falling asleep at my fucking desk!
>>219145074get it populated with ethnics
>>219145136>>219145119Language!
to me it has always and will always be danzig
>>219145074would never be able to park on that first street
Why does Steve laws made you lot seethe? He makes very reasonable points
>>219145074looks like a shithole.
Settle down spaki, your nappy will be changed any moment now
Afternoon nap time now team. Undiagnosed narcolepsy is doing a right number on me
watching film about workplace safetyyou have to spend 5 minutes washing your hands, ceebs doing that
>>219145203who
been having very stick poos for a while nowalways a scrubber
Drinking a large glass of cold, refreshing MILK!Sorry negroes!
doing that thing where you don't use shampoo for ages to let your hair regain its natural oils and shit got a baldy so its really no bother
EW logging off, Escortmong will be logging on shortly :)
want to start an evil corporation
>>219145263me toowe're brothers in poo
>want to start an evil corporation
>>219145324kek that is me
>>219145345doubt thats actually you
>>219145324what if somebody passes by and you accidentaly grab his willy
Was the missus even real, spaki?
>>219145074>not a single sheepCan’t be Wales
>he isnt buying basoline
>>219145369they're all indoors doing the washing up and laundry
would honestly move to dubai if i were minted
We're fucking shit at the WOlympics lads
>>219145392Why? It's fucking grimIf you're truly minted then London's better
Alri, lads?Feel like killing myself. Thinking too much about asking the toilfu out for coffee and realizing it'd actually be more depressing if she said yes because then I'd have to put in fucking effort.
>>219145407dunno just would
>>219145352that's me the other anon is a liar and a blackguard
>>219145413your brain is threatening you with effort because it wants to stay comfy. you have lazy brain
saw a brown person at tesco today, nearly made me sick
Farage is trying to end WFH now. Why are boomers so obsessed with making like worse for everyone else?
>>219145456all the security guards round here look like locked fighting game characters
Fucking get a pullup bar bought right this second.
>>219145407he wants slaves
i saw the tesco "nigga" he comes out like 2x a year
"How does it feel for you to see a Star of David on a tank?""Much better than seeing it on my concentration camp uniform" - Imre Kertész
>>219145413Suicide? GET THE FUCKING CANS IN DE LAD.this is why i stay calm and level headed. or try to at least. fucking sperging out all the time and now youre ready to kys
>>219145470>That skinny at 5'6Oh my days
I'm a nordicist
>>219145470had one for years, use it maybe once a month
everybody was bum poo shiteing
no idea why you would bother posting that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbSyv-KD0qA
What the fuck is Zia Yousef's problemHe's SUCH a snowflake
>>219145514I'm 6'2" albeitever.>>219145522Start using it regularly. Every other day at first. It's time to get strong, become the man you were meant to be (someone who can do many pullups).
>>219145531best not to dwell on why people with little to no cognizance do the things they do. youll drive yourself mad trying to help them
attention need
>>219145571what's wrong you stupid bitch
>>219145413this is why I don't even talk to the birds at my work and they all think I'm weird and unusual
>>219145584hi
>>219145463Work from home is fine for private companies if that’s what they want but not for public sector workers. If they’re getting taxes they can fuck of and come into the office.
Friends are dragging me (a 28 year old chopped unc incel) to a valentine's day party
>>219145599*flies away*
>>219145571just know you're a tranny freak in real life
>>219145284Wrong. They're doing the Canslad routine >>219145413
You can only pick ONE Kalogera sistersWhom are you picking?
>>219145603>chopped unc incelSpeak normally and not like a faggot
Why are leftypol like this?
>>219145630the one on the right
>>219145511dogshit sweetened whiskey for corn syrup fed yanks
>>219145603might as well get a fresh trim, a shave, put on some decent clobber and go ladunironically your worst night at a Valentine's Day party is going to be better than your best night sat at home with us gimps. Get yourself out there. Also you know in advance any woman there is single and up for a fling at the very leastGO TO THIS PARTY you cunt do not be sat here on Saturday night
pretty sure i don't love anyone
Why can't Americans walk?
>>219145632he's too dumb. and i mean that sincerely, not as some hateful comeback or something. he just honestly doesnt know how
>>219145617Canspaedo is not Sacked Tranny. Unfortunately there is more than one mentally ill person who posts here, as much as I would like them all to be one person.
gonnae walk into the woods and hang myself
>>219145635looks like a waxwork neanderthal you'd see in a natural history museum
>>219145672fingers delicately sliding off the wrapping in one swift maneuver
>>219145657youve never even had it therefore your opinion means fuck all. its from connecticut so im sure it will be of superior quality. anyway, it may not be better than aberlour but still.
>>219145676being like that for
>>219145612yep so what
>>219145565might start eating with my hands to save on washing up
>>219145695it's shite all yank whiskey is shite>aberlour pleb
>>219145450There's also the concern she might turn out to be a massive cunt outside of work>>219145511Suicide is just anice soluition to many problems I find, lad.>>219145589I like girls at the toil, lad. Try being a bit more friendly and not asking consent before you drug them.>>219145617>>219145670Feel a bit offended you'd think I'm a tranny
>>219145680that’s what niggas from the midlands look like, total peasants. You’re prob not used to seeing them since you’re posh and all
>>219145668
>>219145688Grab your belly fat firmly making sure your fingers are slightly arched back.That's exactly how you want to be disrobing these eggs. They'll come flying out of the foil in less than a second.
>>219145717so do you have any actual suggestions or are you just going to sit there and judge me indiscriminately?
That the sperm of a man be putrefied by itself in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb ["venter equinus", meaning "warm, fermenting horse dung"[2]], or at least so long that it comes to life and moves itself, and stirs, which is easily observed. After this time, it will look somewhat like a man, but transparent, without a body. If, after this, it be fed wisely with the Arcanum of human blood, and be nourished for up to forty weeks, and be kept in the even heat of the horse's womb, a living human child grows therefrom, with all its members like another child, which is born of a woman, but much smaller.[3]:328–329
>>219145748nta but the only bourbon I really liked was eagle rare everything else is too sweet
I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. I shouldn't be forced to work for money.
It's weird watching films from the past, even the 2000s, and seeing how people talk. No quirky reddit quip dialogue, no zoomer speak, no irony. Just people talking in normal long sentences. It makes you realize just how much language and speech ability has been reduced over even a couple of decades.
>>219145764Horse game fans SHOCKED
>>219145748my current shelf:kilkerran 12springbank 15laphroig single cask 19 bunnahabin 12port charlotte 12actually good whisky not syrupy yank shite
I’m employed, can someone give me a qrd on heatherpaedo’s biscoff crème egg gimmick?
>>219145603>valentine's day partythat a loser thing?
ChatGPT has just used my name despite never telling it my name. The email i use has a fake name too wtf
they'll come flying out of the tonsil in less than a second
from left to right: northerner, midlander, southerner
>>219145780unk’s getting all nostalgic in his childhood bedroom putting on his dvd collection
>>219145780it's been declining for longer than that. even in the academy award winning film The Lost Weekend (1945) Gloria uses shortened words like "ridic" that Don is NOT happy about
>>219145803Don't try to understand the actions of the insane
>>219145780read moby dick and be shocked by how complex and evocative the language is
>>219145794Good shit just finished my last bottle of whisky and I think I'll go for a couple of port charlotte next. Don't have enough money to get more than 2-3 bottles at a time, as a treat of course.
Uma-umonculus
mmhmm the intermediate phalanges do be active
>>219145811It can read your operating system name through the TPM if you've got one. Browsers have access to that now.https://wicg.github.io/isolated-web-apps/isolated-contexts.html
>>219145803just another esoteric gimmick from the looney bin
>>219145794>laphroigthe only one on your list that ive tried>>219145772ty
>>219145811You’re absolutely right, you never told me your name and I shouldn’t know it! Don’t worry, this won’t happen again. Would you like me to give you some tips on avoiding being doxxed by a chatbot next time?
Swans in and politely nods to the freaks itt
that's when good neighbours become good friends
My girlfriend wants to Scottish fiancée wants me to buy a house in a random city in Scotland, should I do?
Got very upset when my cousin cheated on me with my dad
Got a bottle of Australian sour mash whisky with Ned Kelly on the bottle for ChrisboIt's actually quite pleasant, like a more complicated Canadian Club
that homunculous show on the beeb?might watch the first episode so I mighten. Only piqued my interest because I have previously enjoyed other life-in-a-jar media, specifically FMA: Brotherhood
amelia IRL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8qJ7lVNaU
>>219145927corr would love to commit consensual sex crimes with her
>>219145909Show her real estate prices for Perth but don't tell her they're for Perth in Western Australia
Posted a pic of myself on b to not get bannedhttps://i.4cdn.org/b/1770717759330014.jpg
gonna ask the proto if i can smell her asshole [sic]
when timmy post he SWC
>>219145903hot
>>219145968well it will just smell like poo won't it
>>219145927mandem in the back waiting for katy to finish her luh speech before taking her home and snapping her hymen
>>219145851I generally keep the good shit for occasional drams and usually get either a blend like campbeltown loch or a cheaper single malt for general drinking. you can get decent bottlings for around £35 these days. pc12 is a good dram but for me laphroig is the king of heavily peated whisky. edradour 12 is next on my list and I'll replace the glenfarclas 12 i drank too quickly (it was very nice)
>>219145970Ktim
>>219145984:)
Outer /int/ is giving us a jolly good hiding bros...>>219145940
>>219145865scotch offers a much wider range of flavours than bourbon. if you like sweeter stuff get yourself a bottle of balvenie double wood 12 you won't regret it
always funny when women think they're real people
nth for the holodem
>>219145903
>>219146021>officially it rained somewhere at some point in Britain in winterWow amazing
>65% of India isn't on the internet yet
>>219145416Caught her stream a few days ago, she's was getting all excited over sponsors sending her flowers x
>>219146022>balvenie double wood 12thanks again
Nose is really sniffly today
>>219146072what they doing then?
>>219146083>watching a mudsharkbruh
im in the thick of it, everybody knows.
Chevron’s acquisition of Hess (finalized in 2025/2026) gives them a 30% stake in the Stabroek block in Guyana. This is widely considered the best oil asset discovered in decades. 2036 Impact: By the mid-2030s, this field will be in its "plateau" phase of maximum production. The low cost of extracting this oil (breakeven below $35) makes Chevron resilient even if global oil prices drop.
>>219146083would love to catch her stream of PISS into my gob haha just kidding who said that haha
Tried putting peppermint talc on my balls but it spread around in my undies and caked up in my japs eye now I can't get to sleep because of the pain
remember that time heatherpaedo had a big meltie and spammed the /int/ catalogue with /brit/ threads aha x
>>219146088it's finished in rum casks and has this wonderful tropical fruits aroma with a very well balanced and rounded flavour profile. dribbling a bit now thinking about it.
>>219146108Slag desu, need her to be humbled by a train of somali doctors and engineers
>Y-YOU HAVE TO RESIGN!!>nongl pretty chad move from kier
>>21914615677th
>>219145903Don't get why /curling/ is gassing her up arr Jenny is fitter
>>219146110How much money have you lost day trading?
>>219146156bet Anas Sarwar regrests spaffing his load telling Big Kier to resign as wellSarwar is such a slime
>>219146197Shes pretty yet achievable (except not really)
>>219146224need
>>219146224Just 2 mates messing around nothing wrong with that
bit gay really
I am not reporting that post btw
mad how decaf coffee tastes of absolutely fuck all. Surely the lindt master chocolatiers and other taste manufacturers can come up with something that tastes like caffeine and then add that to decaf coffee?
>>219146103Huh? She's never done porn, her OF is soft core>>219146115Haha>>219146115These Dutch tings and the way they swing their hips, YJK they jive to that cronem beat
just deposited money into my bank account
Well that's some faggot porn
What was it?
>>219146218How’s the change going?
using the power and control wheel to re-assess my relationship with birt
>>219146300gay porn
Bro too distracted salivating over black penises he replied to the wrong posts lol
>>219146269Meant for >>219146150
she sent me this
>>219145817that's truehave your bent q-tip ready to pick those flyers out
219146269OF gooner is also has a BBC fetish. Who would have guessed
best believe I'll be having those double (You)s in the same post replying to my singular post. They all count. Feel free to reply to this post as many times as you like too.
what the fuck is Evri's problemDoes being a courier not mean deliver to recipient? Leaving it in a literal fucking public space on my building doorstep in London is acceptable is it? I want them to go out of business I ordered this off Amazon yet somehow got fulfilled through Evri. I make every possible step to avoid them
It's just epic trolling for the lulz btw He's winning you see
>>219146324Nah I'm watching the Olympics on 2 screens
>>219146319What type of gay porn was it?
Know my ting cuz
>>219146369just normal
spent the day posting about black mens willies again award
>>219146363Should have filled in the form telling them where to leave it, or just been home when they arrived\
>>219146269she's been blacked
>>219145986Can't handle strong alcohols if it's not good quality, I usually drink beer if I just want something to drink. Whisky is more for special occasions or if I want to taste something good.Honestly it's crazy how some cask strength whiskys are softer than some 40% blended.
>>219146060men'al how someone can look so peng in one photo and so ratty in another
Uh oh melty!LOL
POV undocumented boat cronem
>>219146390ktim
took 250ug of acid for the first time the other day
leftypol asking his transgender mum for some breast milk to add to his organic fair trade cinnamon spiced laterorke ordering tea from greggs
BREAKING: Keir Starmer declares he is "never giving up" "I will never walk away from the mandate I was given to change this country. I will never walk away from the people that I'm charged with fighting for. And I will never walk away from the country that I love"
>>219146428any revelations?
>>219145557>That skinny at 6'2Jesus wept that's almost worse
haven't spoken to another human being in a week, not even posted on 4chan til now
>>219146417When did you break up with your girlfriend?
>>219146465yeah
>>219146458sounds like the kind of thing a UK pm says right before walking away
>>219146417A doujin to make terasu mc blush
Asked ChatGPT about some pension stuff and it told me to submit some stuff to HMRC, just been told they've changed my tax code so my net pay will be going up, something to do with pension relief. Get on it lads
I wonder how many properties Nigel Farage owns
>>219146468You might say it's not exactly a recent video.
>>219146478how many hours of your pathetic life have you asked mundane questions in attempt to make yourself feel better about your own shitty situation?
>>219146498*falls asleep in the middle of reading this*
>>219146478clueless brain dead fuckup
>>219146412yeah the alcohol integration on a good well matured cask strength whisky is unbeatable
>aims to deliver within 1-3 dayswell that was fucking bollocks. theyve had my parcel for 11 days and its stiill not out for delivery. FUCK ROYAL MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219146469*puts the microphone in your face*It's your time to shine!
>>219146537you've been done mate
Is there a single good parcel delivery service in this country? Feels like every one is pakis top to bottom and utterly incompetent
>>219146458the tory vote collapsed and voter turn out was low. mental how they are gaslighting everyone into thinking it was some kind of mandate to radically reform society
>>219146458>man datefigures
hey /brit/would you like a free chocolate bar?
>>219146537You can just drive to the sorting office and pick it up lad. Or ask your mum to drive you.
>>219146352I don't coom to her OF albeit, she mentioned it on a prior stream
>>219146415how can it be a melty when i'm perfectly calm as i post?
>>219145470need to do some neck curls, you pencil neck
>>2191465583rd world service for a 3rd world country, it's literally not worth anybodies time doing a good job with anything.
>>219146352its gyaldemfreak. he pretends to be a christian too btw. one of the most mentally ill posters here
Strange outbursts desu
hello my cheeky little incels
when i say i'm gonna deliver i fucking deliver
love those tiktoks
>>219146558what's the rorke? realised that without immigrants we wouldn't have delivery services because no brit would take £6/hour to deliver amazon packages?
I need your guys actual opinion do i shower before my haircut and suffer the little hairs on my neck or do i wait and shower after the haircut but make the barber touch my slightly greasy hair
just seen a spastic sat on a bench being fed sweets by an african woman
>>219146637'
>>219146620>he pretends to be a christian too btwHow so?
>>219146646cutting your hair dry is a bad ideashower before and afteri'm afraid tis the only way
very grateful i wasn't born gay
>>219146586Wasn't talking about you honey x
>>219146627*farts then giggles @ u*
*does a tiktok dance*
tonight's autismkinowww.youtube.com/watch?v=iKSCrkmb1Bg
>>219146643>leftypol arriving at mass migration as a tool to supress wage growth independentlybravo leftypol, I mean really, bravo*slow clap*
What's the play here?
>>219146646Do barbers not wash your hair? Weird
>>219146677how many times have you masturbated to men raping other males?
>>219146707Goon to straight shota and
>>219146703you finna deliver the amazon packages lil bro?
>>219146707walk on stilts
>>219146707just be yourselfyou'll find someonewomen respect authenticitythere's someone for everyoneetc
>>219146707just take the femdom pill
Do bald fellas still shampoo their head?
>>219146707legitimate use of escorts
>Afghan asylum seeker guilty of raping girl, 12leftypol's response?
eating rapes
>>219146707should have became a woman
>>219146768get him in the NHS as a doctor
>>219146707Stop caring about women, take the monkpill
>>219146729ZeroWhy do you ask?
>>219146768
>>219146769another faggot bender. good post m8
>became a womanNot a thing is it though, leftymong
stop caring. take the apathetic pill
>>219146799lol, sure thing faggot
>>219146768Part and parcelIsolated incidentDidn't happenYou wouldn't care if he was white, why are you so obsessedRacist flag shagging gammonYou worship billionaires that rape children and eat their intestines and it's all documented in the epstein files
>rapedwhat does this word actually mean? did he actually rape like penis in vagina? because a lot of the rapes are rather disappointing cases of "he touched her leg"
>>219146714No im not a woman so I don’t sit in a spa getting my hair washed for me like a gay little frenchman
>>219146825Okay
Any checked out of life man in
leftypol looking up rape in the dictionary
Reform policies for 2029 are now:Ban working from home Ban overhead pylons Ban batteries from the grid Scrap the whole of HS2 Windfall tax all renewables Rip up investment contracts with renewables Cut the civil service by a third and increasing the deportation rate by over 1000%. Don't ask if that might require more civil service staff or state spending. cutting crimeby half
>>219146842ive seen the shit you post on /b/ you freak. you should really learn to pipe down before you get exposed
Best Bruce could do
>>219146801kek
>>219146849ktim
>>219146860>Scrap the whole of HS2>Windfall tax all renewables>Rip up investment contracts with renewables>Cut the civil service by a third and increasing the deportation rate by over 1000%. Don't ask if that might require more civil service staff or state spending.These all seem based tbqfhwym8
bag of haribo tangfastics opened
>>219146849no pussy no work
>>219146849Only passively until shit hits the fan and I'm forced to face reality
>>219146860>Ban overhead pylons>Ban batteries from the grid>Scrap the whole of HS2>Windfall tax all renewablesAll completely fucking retardedBanning pylons especially is just boomerslop, putting transmission cables underground is worse than overhead lines in every single way
>>219146892> Cut the civil service by a third and increasing the deportation rate by over 1000%. Don't ask if that might require more civil service staff or state spendingThis is the important bit
big spaka melty
>>219146920Shut up leftypol
Based.
>>219146914no work no pussy
>>219146695
colleagueberg when you're on a diet>>219146900
victorian rorke in the tavern constantly banging on about how napoleon did nothing wrong
What happens if you do a test to check testosterone and it's low? Do you then go to a doctor or what? If so., why doesn't the doctor do the testosterone test in the first place?Think I might have low testosterone
>>219146540*squeaky autistic socially awkward voice*alri
>>219146952grotesque ogre
autistic girl outside screaming AAAH AAAH AAAH
>>219146458Insanely based
>>219146963>why doesn't the doctor do the testosterone checkThis is a yank thing, they have adverts for it every 6 minutes on yank radio.
>>219146866Are you alright? You seem to be having some sort of schizo episode.
>>219145338
>>219146939Fuck up faggot
>>219146969cute
>>219146707same as any incel just find something in life you enjoy since women are off limits
>>219146963wouldn't a doctor refer you to someone to do the test and then treat you if the results come back as dangerously low? They're not going to take blood there and then
>>219146939Maintaining OHLs is far easier and cheaper than maintaining underground transmission cables. Any faults underground are very difficult to find and costly to fixUndergrounding (either cut and fill or directional drilling) is much harder than just whacking up pylons as well
>>219146989As soon as one is sexually mature
>>219146949bit small isn't it
leftypol justifying the opening of the gates of toledo with some pablum about building bridges not walls
>>219146989
>>219146860and what about cutting legal migration? you know, 97% of migration? seems conspicuously absent
>>219146963how are you people so fucking stupid
starting the booze and i HATE that tonight's success is largely dependent on how /brit/ behaveswish you'd all fucking pipe down and talking about things other than penises and immigrationrn this is very uncomfy
>>219146963It needs to be very low for the NHS to do anything about it. In the US you can probably just a doctor for test and you'll get it, but it's not easy here.
>>219147014Leftypols a lineman now everyone
>>219147044https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8P_xTBpAcYchoon
>>219146949TFR? get the Arabs genocided Rorke
>>219147024Um do not talk about that, please focus on the boats
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgkjg76lvxo
>>219147033That is obviously bait
>>219147034Your thoughts on melties? Gingernonce is due
>>219146986ever had a normal conversation in your entire life you illiterate mong
>>219147079what does this word actually mean? did he actually rape like penis in vagina? because a lot of the rapes are rather disappointing cases of "he touched her leg"
>>219147079all part and parcel of British life, this is British culture
>>219147081yank on vpn
>>219147090What about your posts makes you think this is a normal conversation? Seriously are you okay?
>>219147099>Mulakhil was also found guilty, after the trial at Warwick Crown Court, of abducting, raping and taking indecent video of the girlSounds like more than just touching her leg mate
>>219147033Don't know what you mean. >>219147000I used doctor as a blanket term, but I've definitely had blood taken at my GP surgery
>>219147099https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/1>Rape>(1)A person (A) commits an offence if—>(a)he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis,Rape always involves benis in hole in England and Wales, anything else is sexual assault
>>219147034It's Tuesday AND Dry February. Come on mate
>brain dead>illiterate>rapedgingernonce projection melty
>>219146963I got checked privately then the doctor needed to do a test at the hospital to verify
my manager is such a tech boomer how the fuck does he work in tech when he can't press a checkbox on jira?
>>219147119>>219147129oh i see, i heard a story about a rape that happened on a plane and the guy just "exposed" himself to a woman
>>219147079terrible grammar for such a short article. no standards at the BBC>the victim of an "extremely horrific sexual offences">Mulakhil was also found guilty, after the trial at Warwick Crown Court, of abducting, raping and taking indecent video of the girl.
>>219147183their standards slipped ages ago, you routinely have articles written by foreigners who can't write sentences properly
>>219147183That's always been the case. They're racing to get the article out first, then it will get corrected throughout the day. If you're reading something published 1 minute ago it is bound to have a few errors. But of course rorke >>219147208 will make up some bollocks about it.
9<x<=16
>>219147183Should have paid your tv licence
um.. lads... the...
>>219147208Ironic that this post contains a grammatical mistake.
Stupid yank linked in the old thinking it was the new >>219147191>>219147191>>219147191
>>219147254Not really
>>219147226>get paid to do something>do it incompetently>"but the rorkes!"Retard
>>219147254Not really though is it
>>219147285ESL.>>219147309Nice reading comprehension, spacker.
