Jesus Christ, the Son of God edition
ill be posting in this one
im in here
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>>219149821*tosses you a cocktail sausage*
>>219149821*throws a rock at you*
sup niggas
Bad edish
>>219149821*has you put down*
too hasty by far!
>>219151316
lads
dont know what to do
can I bum you hun? x
>>219151354Nothing like you usually do
>>219151363not true i did several things today :)
Why does the global elite want white genocide so much?
>>219151313Well fuck off x>>219151314We both made this and my /new/ at the same post second. I felt like doing the kind actions that we all know and love me for
landlord?
my wickle feetie weeties are cold! need a big strong /brit/ man with warm breath to breathe on them for me x
Laughing at your own dire post all night is it king?
salve grumio
can you copy paste that
>>219151349this looks like something an ethnic person like me would eat, eet smaakjelik anon
>>219151350bugger bognor
>>219151348screamed when i saw this livehe really did that in front of the sheiks
I'm goin nowhereSomebody help meSomebody help me yeah(I'm Stayin alive)
>>219151348good times
>>219151418He based
>>219151429sc
>>219151383They don’t want to genocide Europeans totally so much as sufficient ethnic cleansing so that we don’t have a right to our country anymore and they can pillage it and turn it into a rootless economic zone ready to be exploited by techno-feudalists forever. Their plan is failing though because the “elite” are more retarded than you think, normies are catching on and evil rarely succeeds.
summoning a brown person
>>219151429LOL
>>219151431sc
are mimi <3
>>219151475
>>219151429>>219151431probably the greatest save in footballing history imagine saving this 1v1 shot in the 123rd minute of the world cup final, the same one the entire world has been hyping your teammate/captain to win, who is also recognised as the greatest man to ever kick a ball. stopping this random ngubu from fuckin it all up in the last kick of the game. bloody hell.
>>219151495
>>219151506crikey
mad how i quite literally have no friends
>>219151495the blackest team won that dayhttps://youtu.be/2_Do1gjGplM?si=V31jPKyIchTZXmAP
did the man stand in front of the spherical object did he
>>219151518its not mad. you've probably made no attempt whatsoever to form friendships so its a completely reasonable position to find yourself in
>>219151518ktim
>>219151518lots of fellers have no friends these days, you ain't special
>>219151530Yeah he did. And everyone was in suspense and enjoyment at it. And everyone had a good time and remembered it a long while later. Everyone apart from you, who is a miserable incel toad with no mates.
>>219151495Lmfao what are you talking about? It was all choreographed to have Messi win.
have a big decision to make and dont knowwhat to do
rare flag
off to bed
>>219151579not a toad
right so you're just going to sit for 90 minutes and watch 11 men in shorts try to put a spherical object into a net are you rorkewell that's not gay at all you absolute wankpuffin rorkecould be doing something productive like ummmuhhhhmmmm
>>219151580Not how football works. You can’t choreograph a game for 120 minutes. You can buy off referees and such but there was nothing stopping this from going in and French West Africa winning it (apart from Martinez)
what's the decision then
Just had a maccies for din dins. Got meself a Big Arch meal (large) with some mozzarella dippers. That special friends sauce dip is lush x
>>219151607farewell sausage
>>219151506>mbappe scores that and gets 4 goals in the wc finalmore kino than messi winning, i'm afraid
>>219151607red card >>219151617wasn’t mbappe
the irrelevant ants remembered the man stepping in front of the spherical object to collide with it did they
>>219151580>choreographed to give france two penaltiesokee dokee
>america loses the curling >all yanks stop posting kek theyre absolutely gutted rn
Society rejected me :(And they still make me work 40 hours per week for the pleasure of merely existing near them.
all the Argentinian football players are highly dislikable
>>219151609don't care you big gay cunt
>>219151625>wasn’t mbappeno, but the pass to him was on
Fucking swedes
>>219151657raped. you're society's fuck puppet. they hate you but love having you around to toil for them. bend over for another shafting peasant
>>219151658stop being racisthttps://youtu.be/p6ZnnaFnGT0?si=DN80_y0ssiGhU_f9
>>219151630
>>219151657if they force you to play their game you should be allowed to take part just force yourself upon society lad
Can you come and get your online dolly obsessed mong out of /britfeel/ please. t.hanks
right well there's something wrong with my internet connection
>>219151657Rejected you yeah? Did they totally cut you off from the privilege of reaping the benefits of their supply chains? Did they banish you from receiving medical care? Did they bar you from owning any goods they produce or land they claim lies in their territories? Did they do all that? They rejected you and did all of that?
>>219151712Can you stop being an abject loser virgin please
i think argies would be quite likeable if not for the falklands thingthey really need to get over it because those islands never belonged to themthey also need to drop the colonialism argument because it's retarded to call us evil thieving pirates while being a country full of white(ish) people in south america who all speak spanish
>>219151721It's works
>>219151723They let me use things that we have in abundance. They think it's "no big deal, if it keeps him quiet" :(
>>219151742their birds are fit. the whiteish ones not the niggsy ones
>>219149389What happenned to the atheist bus edish?
Suppose when I see the toilfu next week I might ask her for coffee, assuming I'm a good little retard and don't get binging on the cans againThat's a thing young women do isn't it,. lads? Order coffee and talk about feelings or some shite
>>219151721uhh same lad what is going on
>>219151755it not right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oAPyNcKzb4
anyone remember that pixi girlwhatever happened to her
>>219151790What in the fucking shitecunt are you trying to ping
>>219151798died in a grease fire
>>219151742argentines speak lunfardohttps://youtu.be/F1AGdQA0s3w?si=EQshKM5JYnLurZQH
>>219151808google.com
>>219151829Google is giving me an ipv4, albeit in IrelandWhy the fuck are you getting an ipv6, lad?
:/
simply can't justify the existence of leaf blowersit not right
>>219151872i don't know, it just does that
>>>/bant/23993719>>>/bant/23993719>>>/bant/23993719New
>>219151883It’s because ecco almost got hacked so he blocked them to hide their dms
>>219151883They disbanded. No more Draining. I'm thankful to be honest they suck so bad now it's embarrassing.
>>219151883they hate each other
>>219151906Going to sound like a flaming retard here, lad but: have you tried disabling ipv6, getting the ipvv4 and then looking it up to see if it's connecting somewhere closeLike for me, it's close to Cork. If I was getting an IP in fucking California, it'd be a problem
I'm giving away a packet on angel delight to one lucky viewer
Islands in the stream, lads. That is what we are
11am meeting with bossberg tomorrow to discuss the thing i havent done
>>219151950favourite song ever. i have the soul of a boomer
>>219151939can't be bothered with that. it will probably fix itself in a while, so no big deal
nth for the gyaldem
fleetwood muck
so this PROUD RACE TRAITOR and BBC ONLY tranny was a navy seal apparently before his retirement
>>219152016yeah navy seals are straight fucked in they heads cause they’re roidtards even back in the day
experiencing gender envy
>>219151995Take plug out of router/modemInsert plug after 15 secondsSee if fix
>>219152003a real amish would be disgusted by her
>>219149389blessed thread
Can’t decide what book to read out of my backlog now that it’s nice outside and I can sit outside for once and yeah
>>219149389Jesus is God
>>219152016GOD FORBID A VETERAN HAS A HOBBY
>>219152048even normal people are
eat the cookie brookie
>>219152016kris kane is an interesting blokehe's a republican too which is even funnier
>>219151316>>219151348>>219151429>>219151431>>219151495la plata ratas>>219151580FAXXX
>>219152055How so?
>>219152051why does he have a moltres
>>219152055contrived plot device. obviously stolen from Gandalf the Grey/Gandalf the White
Remember the two Scottish girls who got arrested for brandishing knives and who leftypol called out of control chavs attacking minorities?Their "victims" were in court on friday after it was determined that the two wogs had indeed made sexual remarks before attempting to grab the girls friend.Paki rape gangs all over again
>>219151883what went wrong?
>>219152033*injects you with the t-virus*
there are people in this thread who follow swedish zoomer mumble rap internet drama
>>219152106Dunno he's just a fucking freak, think his wife left him
kinda day
Seriously pissed off I couldn't maintain an erection during intercourse with the escort on Sunday lads. I don't know wtf happened, I haven't had that issue before. Yes I couldn't get hard with the Russian one but losing my erection was annoying. I did eventually cum but I'm still a bit embarrassed.Our next meeting is 12 days away. My plan is>avoid masturbating, maybe allow one orgasm but avoid a tight grip>maybe try Viagra to see if it works>keep taking Zinc and doing Kegels>tell her we should take it slowerAny other ideas? I can't help but get the impression she was a bit cold towards me at the end and I worry it was because I couldn't stay hard in missionary.
>>219152095Heroes
*mumbles something incoherent in Swedish*
Ummy and the umchickens
feeling really depressed
>>219152128AI
>>219152095leftypol loves foreign rapists
don't bite the hand that feeds you, /brit/i've warned you before
>>219152003you're a weirdo cuckold
>>219151810>>219151837>>219151861>>219151891>>219151918>>219151942screamingbro needs to update his spam script he keeps targetting the old
>>219152107testosterone?
Oh my days rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKmuyY1XXqE
>>219152175
>>219152048she considers Christ her Lord and Saviour and prays for her chatters albeit>>219152086chinese spicy wings innit
That's the holiday to the caravan park later this year paid off. Lush x
hahaha lads what is forsen doing still playing this seed?
>>219152186he does it in the old so nobody reports him for advertising
>>219152204moo deng you little BASTARD
got nothing to say
>>219152219generating god seed
>>219152183you don't understand what cuckold means
>>219152165i've been bamboozled again?
>>219152186>>219152223Ah yeah, nobody would report that right, lads?
>>219152083
What's a good video game to play while drunkI mainly play strategy games and it's a real pain trying to keep control of everything when you're pished
>>219152250it means you fantasise about black willies fucking your waifus
>>219152223also so they can archive
>>219152261explain in Doctor Who terms
>>219152264morrowind
wish i were a cute girl
>>219152261doesnt make sense even a bit
>>219152265I don't coom to my waifu
you are honey
>>219152264dont really play video games when drunk alonedont really get drunk alone
>>21915228810 is not 11 or 1211 is not 10 or 1212 is not 10 or 1110,11, and 12 are The Doctor
bare skin against the radiatorit hurts but feels too good to stop
https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Hentai
>>219152261Ridiculous nonsense made up to tack a smart man onto a Semitic religion that had already stolen the majority of its mythos from surrounding Bronze Age cultures then syncretized them
>>219152382https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Penis
>>219152264I'm assuming you're on PC, lad since you said strategyBut skyrim/fallout/hitman and of course, street fighter 6
>>219152379don't hurt yourself, jump in the shower instead
https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Transgender_person
>>219152325
is that a wiki for retards
>Several boys from Barry wished for penises three foot long and subsequently died of priapism.
>>219152412you ever consider a lobotomy?
>>219152430dependsyou reading it?
you verifying your identity protects a child
>>219151518unironically forced an "im a loner leave me alone" persona when i was in 6th form even though i had friends and people that wanted to talk to me because i wanted to larp as an edgy deep cunt, and now 5 years later im just suicidal and lonely, and i cant even make friends as easily as i couldve back then because ive developed a fucking stutter, cant hold eye contact etc. teenage me shouldve been throttled
>>219152401fuck off mum
>>219152447no thoughts head empty :)
>>219151657Homelessmax, society wants you out of its sight but still wants you to contribute to its rancid existence. Become an inconvenience, make them bear witness to your anger.
>>219152382the things a mf have to do to get around the age verification
chatgpt doesn't know why pete doherty wore a fedora that one time
Right that’s coyote, deer, bear, turkey, rabbit, and chicken tracks that have appeared in my yard all in one night The coyote and turkeys also pooed Spring is upon us early
can feel another breakdown brewing
grans colostomy bag for dinner
>>219152504ok
>>219152529foxes have sex in my garden all night long and it keeps me up. wish i could shoot the cunts. my neighbours cats always hop over whenever im out there though, so life isnt all doom and gloom
>>219152449well that's me done
>>219152529yeah? last week i saw a squirrel in a bin
>>219152566well thats a puppy's arse
>>219152528rawr
waiting to log in to overwatch to buy hello kitty juno :(
everything i ever try to do seems to turn to shit
>>219149389Blessing and honour and glory and power be to HIM who sits on the throne, And to the Lamb, forever and ever!
>>219152478and clean your room while your at it
>>219152127he should've performed at turning point's halftime show
>>219152589amen
sargonsaaaaargonyou're not as smart as you think you are sargon
the flat is completely unfurnishesd id have to buy literally eveyrthing easily £2 grand if not more
gaymen
>>219152574careful now
Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the FatherKyrie, Kyrie eléisonYou have poured out on your people the spirit of truthChriste, christe eléisonYou are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.Kyrie, Kyrie eléisonMay Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting lifeAmen
imagine being a christian in europe lol
>>219152612Asked my paypig to buy it for me but he isn’t answering
>>219152622not that bad
so half a week's wfh then?
>Sweden: Arab charged after attempting to bite and gouge out eyes of male doctor for working with his wife.
>>219152612she'd get it
>>219152641el goblino...los grande creatura de la universidad...
sir £2 grand
>>219152622yeah definitely moresettee plus armchair will cost you a 1000-1500bed plus mattress 800before you get onto coffee tables and dining tables and chairs and wardrobes and drawers tv cabinets and lamps and cushions all that
God was like "yo these people look fire!" and hit export project to earth
>>219152658that's not very lovely
Lord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of Gods KingdomKyrie, Kyrie elesionYou come in word and sacrament to strengthen us and make us HolyChriste, christe elesionMay almighty God has mercy on us, forgive us our sins and to bring us all to everlasting life
>>219152643its a lot only thing there is an electric cooker not even a fridge or washing machine so realistically more like 3£ grand
why are the japanese so dramatic LMAO
>>219149389How can God have a son?
>>219152683need starmer to say this
>>219152688He got mesmerized by khazar milkers
>>219152681can always just get it all on creditplus you earn loads
it keeps getting lateri want to go to beeeeed
feeling anxious
Kyrie eléison down the road that I must travel
is katie price our erika kirk?
Was going to get the cans tonight since I've some time off from the toil, you see.But then I thought 'wouldn't it better to not get the cans, go to bed early and go for a nice rapelad scouting walk into the morning when the schools are starting so I can scope the bets routes
Well, time for Totnum to take another battering. Sigh.
>>219151448>They don’t want to genocide Europeans totally so much as sufficient ethnic cleansingjowling, he really believes in thay shit. Boy ethnic cleansing is what your government has been sponsoring and supporting for centuries.
rare copy of LS Magazine selling for 2 grand
remember when that one lad tried to get everyone to move to /bant/
do landlords genuinely want to see bank statements and if so can i redact certain transaactions
>>219152612
>>219152738Kys
>>219152757Need an ari edit of this xx
Bet365 offering a big superboost for united win tonightstaying away from that trapwest ham or draw
laughing to myself imagining you trying to get him to skim over the hundreds of onlyfans subs to random transwomen
drinking a mix of 3 energy drinks ranging in staleness from 2 days to a week old
Right that’s Leeds scoring on Chelsea in the first minute isn’t it
>>219152782CWLTSHC
>>219152789>scoring onfoy
>>219152781grow up you foolish young man
>>219152751Was that not spaino on about a dozen VPNs trying to shite up the thread as a 'point' of what would happen if we didn't go>>219152760Ah lad, nothing wrong with wanting to stop Rapelad>>219152784And erm lad, what sort of erm, y'know, container are they in?
>>219152672you are brown...
>>219152784you are truly fucked in the head
>>219152784people like you are singlehandedly keeping NHS workers employed. what a hero
>>219152798How’d you know
>>219151604LMAO, yes you can, you can easily draw out its trajectory and buy whole championships/cup runs, what are you, one of those idiots who think the evil betting industry in Vietnam and Hong Kong are trying to set up matches and the benevolent white authorities thwart them?
>>219152783it just says onlyfans doesnt say who
toilberg is a protestantasked him he was observing lent this year and he was like duuuuuuurrrrr i celebrate jesus sacrifice every day so i dont need to!! truly the lazy man's christianity
>>219152784i do thisshame to waste them but sometimes 1/2 is just enough
>>219152816avoiding mummycan finally eat today when she goes to bed in 4 hours
>>219152664catholic literally means universal moron>but im not catholic!! im XYZ instead!!dont care. christianity is a universalist religion at heart
>>219152305yeah because you fantasise about being the cuck, never said you coomed
>>219152710breeding outside of marriage is degenerate and won't end in something good
>>219152823wish i looked like her its not fucking fair
>>219152832shame reallywould be far funnier if you had to be exposed for the transwomen wanks>>219152841she still being a nutcase
>>219152843It wasn't a criticism of the one true church (I am a member god bless) I was making fun of you for being from america
>>219152838what is he like 80 years oldno cunt is religious in britain
>>219152749that was based because we were doing it to other groups
>>219152264megabonk
>>219152879Not everybody lives in a soulless dead paki dominated atheist city like you mongo
CITY BOY!!!! CITY BOY!!!!!!
>>219152873Based and blessed
>>219152095>made sexual remarks>rape gangsEw no Mildred, this is atrocious! That young man over there commented on the tint of my hair! Will somebody alert a constable?
just spoken to charles and he said im actually next in line to the throne. when im king ill give you guys a separatist state with unlimited gibs to reward you for all the bradleyposting you do
>>219152908where do you live in a monastery?
>>219152856Good thing we don’t get our morality from literal actual brown hordes
in a blanket tunnelcomfy and safe
fhugfdhgfdhfggjkhfg
Nipping down t' shop you lids want owt?
>>219152935I live in a normal, white, semi-rural area in England and just like in most towns, Christianity is alive and well.
Why do I overthink everything lads?Why can't I just be a normalfag running on instinct?To make things worse, not only do I overthink and brood, I'm also extremely emotional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncVJGEEDTDQthe new 'pargowith some american lad who is his mate or something
>>219152927I hope tae fuck you're on a vpn
>>219152938you are also brown...
*rorke seemingly out of nowhere*fiesta fiesta
>>219152975Turn your screen on
>>219152951overweight gf please and thank you
>>219152964escort yourself off a cliff
>>219152966temu scott
>>219152964it never goes away mate, you learn to live with it after a while.
>>219152704LOOK AT MY HORSEMY HORSE IS AMAZINGGIVE IT A LICK
>>219149389
>>219152964I bet you're one of those mongs that get wasted and do drugs every weekend though
>>219152789When the betting agency employee confirms the order by Sep Blatter.
>>219153023you post some amount of shite
>>219152961no it's not you absolute liar lmao
>caring about footballHow old are you all again? Grow the fuck up lmfao
>>219152823I like it when they make this face. Like whoops that's my knobber out, awkward turtle but I'm cute so idgaf
Last gif of the thread
>>219152883Fuck, I forgot about that
mandelson's /brit/posts leaked
>>219153068ok
>>219153067why post in /brit/ if you dont like football?
>>219152970I'm not, what about it? Boil, bitchboy
>>219153067It's British culture.
God be like : I will make anon really fucking racist, comically racist, also extremely autistic, he will live in the United States, and uh oh lets make him brown that will be funny
>>219153060I would know, I live here. You're the bitter soy freak here in his red brick loft conversion in brixton or something paying 2000 a month, windows condensating with grim curry slop every night.
>>219153102>>219153102>>219153102
>>219153115
>>219153023Is that from some tranformers/starwars collab?
>>219151348>>2191514292022 world cup had some many good memories.
>>219153112You don’t live in the us though
>>219153028nah I never do drugs and rarely ever drink
