LOVELY FUCKING NATTY edish
ooo ello
alri
any plan's for valentine's day then boyos?
ziedy's granddad used to love this cartoonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_Black_and_de_Sebben_Dwarfs
>>219149407>>219149407
*waves a sign saying "NEW" on it*this way please
>>219149447no i don't have a girlfriend x
He says poo screaming but his facial expression remains exactly the same. Drab and lifeless. No emotion at all, in complete contrast to what he has typed.
>>219149427>>219149449raped
hii hi hihi
>>219149447yes. the ULTIMATE wank
mad how bad bunny is 2 years younger than me
going to play some euro truck simulator 2 while i wait for my tracked royal mail delivery
Please stop yelling in your edishes canslad it is bothering my autistic daughter
mambo hachimi joayo
>>219149487really not that mad
TWO NEWS, JEREMY???
Lads, what if instead of the cans, we started the lifts
>>219149494ok
>>219149479>>219149463
>>219149447
>>219149497>daughterShe legal, lad?
Japanese Rorke's new drip
>>219149514He who casts a wide net catches many fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO25d5y_t4k
>>219149524get her shagged already
playing crusader kings 3 and doing evil things to women
>>219149562no mambos
>>219149507a bit makes me feel like an old cunt
>>219149580
>>219149584
>>219149599no ponies
>>219149584ktim
only valentine's day card I ever received was an 'anonymous' one through the family home's letter box when I was like 14 years old, quite evidently posted by my mum & gran to try and boost my confidencethat was 17 years ago now and I remain a girlfriendless virgin to this day
And a little bit of chicken fried
>>219149576ktim except I do evil things to men as a woman
grim grim grim
I'm skipping work tomorrow for my mental health
Just seen a bloke shoving about ten big bottles of laundry detergent into his coat in Home Bargains lel
car's falling apartone thing after anothersunroof's leaking coolant's leaking internal fans are weak all of the glue holding the internal trimmings is expiringit's like driving around in a dying relative
>>219149623LolI don't think I've received any cards or had anything happen on Valentine's Day, guess my mum knew I was an incel from birth and didn't try anything like that
>>219149621
>>219149576tried to play this and immediately propositioned my own sister for sex which led to her turning against me and my family throwing me off the throne
>>219149599avatarslop
>>219149637Don't get any of this on Sage I just press the VAT Return button haha
im going to become the jeffrey epstein for the scottish government and my thing will be not kiddies but scat play
>>219149621/brit/ level
Im apologizing to everyone itt and "f*cking off" permanently.i was actively trading chevron stock which is why i was here. ill find somewhere else to go besides /int/ from now on. its race bait and gay flag role play anyway. im too smart and not bent so i dont find it amusing enjoy your thread actual english people
kelly macdonald in trainspotting
>>219149723Jockfrey Brownstain
You are not your body. You merely inhabit it. It was not made or chosen by you. Neither are you your possessions. Nor your memories as they can fade and be distorted. You are not even your brain, that is merely a tool you use to perceive.You are the “I” behind it all. The lone silent observer. Created by God and infused with his image. The pilot behind the eyes. The immaterial essence no science no matter how advanced, will ever be able to recreate, as it is divine. That is what you are, and what will be judged upon your death.
>>219149723*puts you out of a job when I shutdown down the scottish government *
>>219149723>im going to become the jeffrey epstein [...] and my thing will be [...] kiddieserm
>>219149723Ok /brit/ retard
>>219149747See you tomorrow
>>219149775wtf
>>219149744the normgroid bus
>>219149400after years of through investigation I have come to the resolution that poles, irish, and afro-saxons are technically the same species
>>219149747well, raped!
Choke me harder, you moron
the goyim are revolting
British family by the way>Littler said on the morning of 10 January his partner had asked her father during the Trump row: "How would you feel if I was the girl in that situation and I'd been sexually assaulted?"Her father replied>Kris Harrison had replied that he had two other daughters who lived with him so it would not upset him that much. He got away with it btw.
>>219149747See you tomorrow you actual raped mental case with an iq of 67
>>219149862Chuds are mentally ill
>*pulls eyes wide apart*HERRRROOOO
>>219149795>>219149824>>219149868ive already forgiven you but i wont forget your transgression
>>219149862luke littler did this???
67
what an day i've had
>>219149873I thought you left literally 2 minutes ago
>>219149862Lol based dad I can’t imagine the pain of your offspring being so retarded
Being called raped and losing money is literally his entire life lol
>>219149916good thing you will never have any
219149916are all yanks this mentally ill?
>>219149862What do you mean he got away with it
>>219149925
>>219149928No just the ones that post here.
umbunny did something scary and hard today :>>
Does the hard R survive in your hometown?
I'm a one-tictac-at-a-time kind of guy
>>219149969yeahi'm in cornwall
>>219150011packet station?
>>219149968>scary and hardmy willard lol
>>219149968umbunny should seek employment
my willy and my balls
>>219150053how big? x>>219150055umbunny is employed
English accents sound so good with rhoticism I wish it didn’t disappear
eni aluko sex arse
does umbunny poo on the floor and chew electrical wires
>>219150091why does she hate that other black bastard so much
>>219150113jealous innit
Right, lads!*stands up slaps your willies*Shan't be on the can's this fine eveningHope you don't mind slapping the willies, just some bantz x
racist
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof growl growl sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
mental how yanks just straight up have no foreskin
>>219150153*kicks you*
might go back in time, molest myself as a child, become gay and save the white race
need a tv show to watch
>>219149962Lie on
>>219150131Why is she racist?
>>219150153fucking HOWLING at this
i';mtop dog >:3
umbunny is a faggot
UMMYPOPS x
got a lot of tv shows to watch but need a TV to watch them onseems I missed the boat not buying one on eni aluko hates them friday
There's a weird dichotomy between the family you build when you move to London versus your "real family" from the place you grew up. On the one hand you purposefully selected each member of your new family but your "real family" are the people that raised you (for better or for worth). I mean there's a Substack piece to be written on this for sure.
>>219150195
umbongo
the thinking man's crumpet
>>219150091>joey bartonis that a normand last name?
>>219150229this one got me good
homeless man with an immaculate samoyed
who owns the sea?
>>219150268me
https://youtu.be/VTV7V6GvLLQThe choon
GROOM ME GIRL WITH THE DOGS GROOM ME That new wolverine game should be good insomniac are masters
>>219150257maybesounds french
>>219149599>>219149599>>219149599attention
ilike chocolates with mint
>>219150154girthmasterr also has no foreskin yet he claims to be pure scottish welsh australian stock
>>219149862The inquest is still ongoing, so no he hasn't gotten away with it.
threw a homeless womans rucksack in a bin earlier
parted my hair in a different way and now i feel fancy
>>219150331the raped
just pooed away with it
>>219150344b-b-but drumpf will pardon him!!!!!>Police in the town investigated the 23-year-old's death as possible manslaughter but no criminal case was brought against Kris Harrison after a grand jury in Collin County declined to indict him.
>>219150178The Pitt is good. Give it a go, very bingeable.
>>219150344>gottenFOY
always finger my girlfriend's arse during sex and surreptitiously suck if afterwards but she caught me last time and i'm afraid she'll be vigilantly trying to catch me again
More boring yank politics please
>>219150324
>>219150383don't tell me what to do
right thats the dysphoria triggered
>>219150333corrr imagine if he had a fireskin that would be fucking pengwomen could put their whole nose and mouth in it
sloppy joe grilled cheese
fireskin
Feeling dysphoric now :/
intercrural sex
might post some sad aris in a min
>there are 700k recent uni grads on benniesGrim
Oh Umbunny! Where are you?
do you think its weird that americans regularly eat cheese for breakfast?
>>219150502no it's nature's protein bar
if we're all being honest we'd all kill to be american desu
>>219150523Yh because cheese is so natural
>>219150494lol
>>219150499ummypops x
I'm fat and retarded so I'm already American
is cheese just solidified cow-wank or have I got my biology all mixed up
>>219150494Ktim
thoughts?
>>219150533guarantee you have 20 grams of cheese under your foreskin right now
Wonder what those two gays are doing right nowOther than being dysphoric and posting that bunny
>>219150494might show this to my mom so she stops trying to kill herself over her wastrel son
>>219150543Oh Umbunny I love you x
>>219150575UM x
>>219150466what language is this?https://youtu.be/lAQSDo40UQA?si=GeDP-7H_dSpGwkrf
>>219150502Bacon and syrup what's that all about then
>>219150570flag on
>>219150566scrimiging
Henry Cavill and Dave Bautista on Highlander set in London!
>>219150526this but remove the "to be"
>>219150594I’m in my bed on my phone
What was the first man to suck a cow's udder thinking?
>>219150565I think there's no girls in Miami like that
>>219150616"this doesn't taste like a cock!"
>>219150494you paid for my 3 year long drinking and shagging festival now you pay for my dosser lifestyle. this feels like a fair trade to me IMO.
>>219150616>Just like my mother used to make
Yep that’s me but as Juno overwatch
Sir QxR
>>219150616"suckling upon a bovine"
>>219150415When I was rimming my ex I tried to push my tongue inside once and she just said “Anon” so she didn’t like it
>>219150635umkitty yes it's dark but it is too early to go to bed!
>>219150364I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
>>219150671>she just said “Anon”way to ruin the fucking mood what a bitch
might live myself
>>219150565looks a bit downie
>>219150616probably noticed it was similar to what humans did with babies and decided he'd have some insteadnot exactly difficult to understand is it
Hi everyone x
Reckon Spaino would love umposting. It's the perfect mix of submissiveness and campness that he loves to indulge in.
"unalive" is the worst fucking zoomerism i have ever heard
>>219150721
>>219150721Zesty dog
>>219150565UM
>>219150721>>219150739screech
>>219150721downs syndrome mong dog
>>219150721why does this dog has a human face
>>219150699ktim
Right, lads. Going to attempt this er, 'body fitness super andrew tate alpha og steroid booster exercise thingy'wish me luckCanslad might die. Struggled with the concept of exercise, you see>>219150721Alri you little runty cunt, lad
>>219150721>>219150739This nigga is so zesty
right, time for an evening of seasonal anime and nintendogs
>>219150727is there a generation of more dickless faggots?
>>219150766Fuck off
just got this emailI urge you to read this letter very carefully and apologize for contacting you by email without a formal introduction due to the urgency of this matter. I am glad to have met you, but Allah, the Almighty, knows you better and understands why He has led me to you now. I came across your email address and contact information while searching online for a suitable next of kin, as I am desperate to fulfill my last wish before my imminent death.I am writing this email with tears in my eyes and deep sorrow in my heart. My name is Elnara Yusef, and I am contacting you from my home country, Turkey. I am writing this email because I have no other choice but to confide in you and share my pain. I am married to Mr. Teoman Yusuf, who worked for various oil and gas companies in Kuwait before his death in 2023.We were married for 22 years and had no children. He died after a short illness. Since his death, I have decided not to remarry. During my husband's lifetime, he had invested €10,850,000.00 (ten million eight hundred and fifty thousand euros) with Deutsche Bank in Turkey. The money is still in that account in Turkey.Recently, my doctor informed me that I have less than three months to live due to my cancer. However, what worries me most is the threat of a stroke. Following this diagnosis, I have decided to give you this money so that you can care for those in need. You will use the money according to my instructions.
>>219150766fuck off
muslim neighbour is doing her weird wailing thing which she does for 12+ hours a day and stops for a while when her husband eventually hits and screams at her
brad coin operated speaki
>>219150762when a white girl and her dog love each other too much...
need to pay 9.99 goycoins per month for goyware so I can submit all my goygains to her majesty’s goy revenue and custom
Want to get out of bed but at the same time I’m quite comfyDecisions decisions
>dystopian futureNigga, this is NOW
>>219150805Bizarre
>>219150820this might be the watchkino this eveningberg
need to poo, need to shower
>>219150854Grow up
>>219150798reckon the kind of "person" this would work on doesnt have the patience to read this novella of an introduction
>>219150865how so?
rewarding myself for a productive day with a wank and a beer
>>219150820typical scene up norf
>>219150888I win again
Is this evening particularly Jewish?
>>219150805get her shagged
>>219150854seen it too many times me, shame because it's such a brilliant film
I wanna be on that night train to Falmouth. One way ticket. Start a new life with a university girl. Real smart like. Yeah, that's the dream.
>>219150896i accept your concession
>>219150818classic goyslave behaviour
LAGER FOR WILLIAM?
>>219150766Good luck fren!
>>219150917I win
>>219150823indeedneither of them work and somehow support themselves in london as well. she just lies in bed all day trying to get a rise out of her husband
>>219150818
>>219150923You’ve posted this a few times and I still don’t get it.
Try to get your book now
>>219150820>>219150854What’s the film
just spilt coke all over myself like a complete fucking retard
>>219150950what? never posted it before in my life
>>219150950self-soothing ritual
what the absolute fuckdiscord requires AI face verification now
Vaguepilled and confusionmaxxing
>>219150974poo screaming at this post
>>219150971yeah nonces are in utter turmoil about it
eni aluko urgently needs to invest in a fringethat forehead is not a good look
>>219150969dont make me post the sad aris
>>219150971Absolute Incel verification to DiscordAll users reported as incels to the governmentRounded up and culled
>rorkes favorite film is where the message is it's wrong to persecute refugees and black peoplecant make this up
>>219150974lmao love it
>>219149400I literally just downed 4 scoops and see this on int. Spooky
>>219150957wtf
>Thomas Frank does not want to mention the R-word, but Spurs may have to face up to it soon
What did Dickens mean by this>I call him a savage, and I call a savage something highly desirable to be civilised off the face of the earth [...] my position is that if we have anything to learn from the Noble Savage, it is what to avoid. His virtues are a fable; his happiness is a delusion; his nobility nonsense. We have no greater justification for being cruel to the miserable object, than for being cruel to a William Shakespeare or an Isaac Newton; but he passes away before an immeasurably better and higher power than ever ran wild in any earthly woods, and the world will be all the better when his place knows him no more.
>>219150971tried using Discord not too long ago as an alternative to 4chan. It was shit
>>219150980You are extremely mentally ill
bla pipo
>>219150971Look at who the new CEO is
>>219150989fiesty one you are!
>>219150996https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican%27s_list_of_filmsHere's his list, which one are you on about
>>219151019it's not an alternative to 4chan thoughit's an alternative to irc and msn messenger
>>219150996One battle after another is the greatest film ever made.
>>219150961Children of Men
have you ever been tested for anything?
>>219150964no idea why you lied about that because I saw you post it yesterday
rorke leftypol bradley walsh!!
>>219151036don't need to check, i already know what his early life section will say
>>219151062i like the girl with the chebs
>>219151064mad how the predicted the queen would die cos police helmets have CR on
>>219151064>that many white peoplethis is less accurate than those old films set in the year 2000 where there's flying cars and shit
>>219151085Leftypops recruitment strategy
>>219151085me and [REDACTED]
trannies suiciding because they have to take a picture of themselfs to use their paedo chatroom
been on top but i dont shop at topman
Mad how the Jews want to own all the VPNs
>>219151127loooool
>>219150091
no inbetweeners scenes
Watching the wogball tonight?
well it's on your car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v7dWN0DaaEGreat music, really speaks to me
>>219151142one of the worst gimmicks of all time
>>219151161yeah 'course
>>219149428'ri
>>219151161ill be watching the chelsea standing at the tv shouting CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA at the top of my lungs in my house 350 miles away from stamford bridge
>>219151161yh x
>>219151169How so?
emmaberg x
What would you guys say your Mog rate is? i think im at 25%
>>219151181>supporting a team owned by cannibal pedophiles
tired
>>219151127poo>>219151142scream
converting to irish soon. would rather live in a caravan with some traveller person than deal with anymore "f1 and a roast" "looking for the jim to my pam" types on hinge
>>219151203not bad for a chinese romanian
right that's a woman shagging another woman up the arse
>>219151209Maybe 5% or so
>>219150787>>219150802Had fun cunt, lads x>>219150928Was funWould recommend it
>>219151203fuck hermimi xu is our favourite british asian tennis player now
>>219151203She win a match yet
>>219151234ummy
>>219149389
too early yet again
>>219151297Thank you, Anon
hes scared of actually posting in the real thread OMMMMMMMMMMDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
