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Facesitting
>previous thread lasted 12 hoursdangus
IM A COONIM A NIGNOOOOGWHAT THE HELL AM AH DOIN HEREI DONT BELONG HEEEREE
>>219154012It started at 3 am
Strategy to keep the gun out of your mouth this Saturday?
>>219154072Aim it at someone else and take their stuff
>>219154072give it to the rozzers during their next weapons sweep.
I am you
>>219154160and I am gay
>>219154072>SaturdayPipe down, it's Tuesday. We just had Saturday
>>219154072Alcohol does the trick
USA currently DESTROYING Canada in womeme's hockey
She pull on my excalibur til I camelot
>>219154298gross
How do you get a job
American sisters our response
>>219154432I don't and have never
>>219154432Know a guy
>>219154433hispanics
>>219154432Getting a job is easy. Now getting a good one however...
>>219154433For me it's over, it never even began
>>219154432>search for jobs on linkedin>prepare resume>submit job application>interview
>>219154432Gotta be made first, which means they gotta open the books and trace your roots
>>219154626
Wake yo punk ass up
>>219154432Walk in to the CEOs office, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake
Guess who's not in the Epstein files
I'm in the Epstein files
this is the way of the modern worldeveryone's vying for patronage
in light of all the current events i've become ashamed to be american and i'd like to apologize on behalf of america to the global communityi'm sorry
>>219155135Your apology means nothing
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>219155220
Anyone Else ugly here or just me
>>219155247i look like this
>>219155243
>Shop the best Valentine's Day jewelry gifts that'll make them swoon
>>219155326
I have a date tomorrow with a girl whose name translates to Narcissa. I wanna bake her something. Something that's easy to bake. Recommendations? inb4 edibles go back to r/trees enlightened one.
>in light of all the current events i've become ashamed to be american and i'd like to apologize on behalf of america to the global community>i'm sorry
>>219155399>The Maria Narcissa.>Sounds like you're setting me up for another blind date.>The Maria Narcissa is a boat.>So was the last girl you set me up with.>Fisher!>Sorry.
>>219155399choco chip cookiespeanut butter cookieshoney cookies, might be the easiest for you to get all ingredients
Being ugly short and Brazilian? Absolutely brutal
Finally got past the boss of 4-1 in resident evil 4 although I had to sell my shotgun to buy the rocket launcher
I can smell cinnamon wafting up from downstairs
>2 chicks from my class told me they like me n like my takes and invited me to sit w/ them in the next classbeing a leftist is cool sometimes
>>219155399Narcissa Wright?
>>219155220enjoy your cuppa frendo
boring thread
>>219155786this. slow as fuck too
Why do today, what can be done tomorrow?
Not as boring as you
>>219155571> chocolate chip cookiesWe don't have cookie dough here. And making dough from scratch is a hassle.> peanut butter cookies> honey cookiesI might make both. Thanks anon.Is there such thing as 'Tahini cookie'? We call Tahini 'ardeh' and it's mostly consumed with 'halva'. Thus, "Halvardeh". It's a breakfast food. But would be fun to create a cookie with it. I have to see if AI can help me make "Halvardeh cookie".>>219155638The first RE game I played was the 'unofficial' port of RE4 to PC. I still don't know the story behind the unofficial port of RE4 and DMC3 to PC. Then I finished it on PS2, and I still prefer that shitty port.>>219155753I'm going to kill you, slash your body into pieces, and throw it down the sewage drain, for creating a synapse in my brain that connected her, with him.
Not as slow as you
Olympics really got you watching fruity shit like figure skating
>>219155808kill yourself luka
Why don't suicidal guys do psychedelics? Are they scared of their own mind?
>>219155135Stfu faggot
Anime niggas got to be the cringiest niggas in the entire multiverse
>>219155995Because you may just end up becoming a schizo
Ozempics where fat people compete for a chance to earn a life time supply of ozempic
>>219155995They probably should be
I was considering calling off of work tomorrow for this illness but I think I'll probably feel well enough in the morning
>>219155995I think it's better to do them when you're mentally healthy
>>219156027>the cringiest niggas in the entire multiverseThat would be Brazilians
good night brossssssssssss
Just ate some undercooked chicken breast and chugged an ice coffee, can't wait to punish the toilet
on an airplane full of cheerleaders no epstein
This image speaks volumes
You guys barely talk about Wyoming
>>219156045>>219156070>>219156104They are suicidal though, assuming they have "nothing else left to live for" and won't be healthy or follow doctors orders, why are they still so scared and terrified of a little mushroom trip or a MDMA drink? Does it make sense, in that mind state, to kill yourself before having a psychedelic experience, which might change their life for the better?
>>219156496The basketball player?
>>219156538Unc reference
No soy fan de Epstein, carnal
>>219156496Wyoming niggas move in silence
>>219156538I don't know who that is
Can't wait to get back home and see the brown cuties at the gym
Blow my brains out NOW stop waiting around
>>219156663Life is a gift
farting bigly rn
how dare neighborberg have noisy sex without me
Sorry for being brown
>>219156965are you a black latino?
>>219155995I keep hearing psychedelics are good for dealing with depression. But I've also heard people say organic tobacco is harmless
Is nioh any good?
I like Bad Bunny's music
Japan had two days worth of immigration from India and they (correctly) reacted by voting every single leftist out of power basically.
>>219153975Maybe it's because I used to spend summers seeing my grandpa in Florida but I never went to Disney world in Tokyo or universal in Osaka because I been there a million times
Are message boards really like this?
>>219157095Indians are terrible I saw some in Japan and they were somehow more badly behaved then the whites there
Me and my beautiful gorgeous wife
The grossest thing to happen to me was in my school in Boston a Pakistani girl had a crush on me but I thought she was gross
>>219157040>skrrt skrrt *mumbles in spanish*
>>219157190>somehowoh sweet summer child
for whoever wanted to see my neighbors Rust base, here it is on videohttps://files.catbox.moe/vdlh4u.mp4
>>219156496People in wyoming barely talk about wyoming. You have jackson hole which sees some tourism, but the rest of the state is mostly transients for the oil industry and alcoholic natives
>>219156996It is true. Lots of success from ironically the US military, treating PTSD with mushrooms and/or MDMA has a really good success rate. Have not heard that organic tobacco thing though
>>219157202disgusting
>golly gee willikers... hello tom cruise. i can't believe that i, as brad pit, am meeting tom cruise.>haha yes... i, tom cruise, am amazed that i am here with brad pitt... what a combo... brad fuckin' pitt and tom cruise...>hahahah yeah>hahaha
>>219157271I was in Japan it was fun but overrated but honestly the worst thing I saw was Indians legit terrible imagine going from Tokyo to Indians flooding a airport
If the teacher's not here in 15 minutes we're legally allowed to leave
>>219157341i've never been to japan. i don't really see the point in traveling to a location occupied by people.
>>219157202she's hideous
You ever hawk a loogie down the furnace grate cause you don't wanna walk to the bathroom sink
>>219157374I was in Japan last year and I came back to the states through San Francisco I landed at the airport It was filled with Indians and it smelled like actual human shit
>>219157449Whats a furnace grate
>>219157525Grate that connects to the furnace
Umm so they're just going to not arrest anyone in the Epstein files?
>>219157533Why though, you playing Minecraft or something
>>219157537why would they arrest themselves?
>>219157521That could be the indians or it could also be san francisco. Both smell like actual human shit. For all their granstanding about not using toilet paper, they sure don't seem to clean their assholes
The only person I know that went to India wanted out of the country before she even made it out of the airport.This was an army nurse that worked in Iraq and Afghanistan, she saw some fucked up shit, but India was too much for her.She said the smell hits you like walking into a wall, and she was groped within 10 seconds of leaving the plane.
>>219157568youve never been to san francisco, its ok kid
wow great post, thanks
>>219157537You can't arrest billionaires anon. It's against the constitution.
>>219157568I been to San Fransisco as a kid it's not that bad but muni metro is slow even by Boston standards
>>219157634its not necessarily slow, there's just a LOT of stops unless youre taking the "rapid" buses, and traffic is fucking awful at all times of day
>>219157578I've been and while I was hyperbolizing a bit it really is a problem there. Idk why people still like that place (unless you're gay or a hippy I guess). It's like people that hopelessly romanticise new york or LA
>>219157281>https://files.catbox.moe/vdlh4u.mp4did even one person watch this?I have more of different stuff
>>219157716kek based
>>219157703>this pic from 8 years ago proves itI can tell you exactly where the poo is, and the DHW and "urban alchemy(whatever the fuck they are)" are always walking down market and mission to clean it up. If you go outside of downtown you wont see any outside of the people too lazy to clean up after their dogs
>>219157716>>219157749absolute losers in life that blame all their insufficiencies on others
NEETchads are once again vindicated as the good guys.Can you imagine being some putrid wageslave and knowingly paying taxes to Satanic pedophile cannibals?
>>219157726Ngl I don't think I could be less interested in that place if I tried. It's going to be a cold day in mejjicoo when the last boomer dies off and they can't mooch off of tourism anymore
>>219157805I already knew that most of you were braindead retards, but I didn't think nobody would be interested in seeing OC videos of places they've never seen and never will go to.
>>219157703Well San Francisco is filled with Indians and Indians somehow are worse than blacks when it comes to taking care of shit. I remember when a coworker of mine saw the aftermath of Indians on section 8 in Dorchester
>>219157898>Well San Francisco is filled with Indianslol, you definitely havent visited san francisco. its all hispanics, chinese and whites with maybe 2% of the population being indian
>d-did you say sanfran!?childhood is a fascination with metropolises. Adult hood is realizing it's all a grift
watchin destiny
>>219157917I was in the airport in 2024 and 2026 there were so many Indians it was like hell on earth
>>219157869>never go toI've been to mexico plenty. That's why I hope to never have to go back. Nothing worthwhile there. Nothing at all
>>219157937>I was in the airportwait until you find out SFO isnt in san francisco
>>219157937lots of gay people too
>>219157958then why do they call it san francisco int'l airport?
>>219158010why do they call JFK an airport when he's from new england?
bought this blind box because I wanted a Kuromi figurine and there is only a 1 in 8 chance I dislike the figuregonna open it on Thursday after toil, pretty pumped
>>219158022Washington DC is also not in nyc
>>219157946okay, 2 angry tardsI don't expect much here except for posters whining about not being able to get a gf or a job.This thread is the biggest losers on the continent for the most part, but some actually have enough going for them to do stuff.Yeah, this is hell on earth.
>>219158047...no shit
>>219157960Eh gay people are ok my old hair stylist was gay
>my old hair stylist
>>219158075But what does that have to do with the price of tea in china?
>>219158044Ain't no way you ain't a woman, please be my gf
I have the deepest darkest eye bags in the universe
>>219158099My grandma made me go to the same hair stylist as her the same guy btw warnes me about San Francisco
>>219158051>hell on earthI didn't say that, it's just lame. Like really fucking lame. Boring as hell, everyone seems to be lazy as fuck, the "scenery" is the same tropical nonsense or low desert nonsense, the cities and towns are falling apart. It's a dirt castle built to grift boomers put of their vacation funds. It's the nation equivilent to pop music
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times,"
Me main man Jay Dyer appears as a guest on youtube show Redacted (starts at 39:00)!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_oEBjd4sDQ
>female coworker going on about wanting to have kids before she gets too old>jokingly say "well I'm free this weekend">she kind of awkwardly ends the conversation >hr now wants to talk to me tomorrow I knew it was a risky joke but damn I I didn't know I was THAT ugly
what do I in order to become a true Wizard
>>219158191You should know better than to talk to women, at work no less
>>219158191the old HR manager wanted my dick so she never followed up on any complaints. the new one is a guy though.
Just found out my best friend from university is a girl now. Life comes at you fast, broskis.
>>219158191I don't care what they say anon, that's a funny joke. Don't let Big workplace conduct standards keep you down
>>219158229sad
>>219158229He probably wanted to fuck you in uni, low key
>>219158202nobody will advise me in such an important question?
>>219158164Mexico is anything but boring.
>>219158252It’ll be alright probably>>219158261If he did, I never picked up on it. Seemed a pretty normal guy.
>>219158266Hard disagree but to each their own. Just a little razzing, bit of the ol' bants. But it really isn't my kind of place in any respect
>>219158310You've probably seen hundreds of my pics, so I really don't understand how it could be boring to anybody.
How do I start farming aura? Seems like something I want to get into.
I'm a chud but I kinda fw Cornel West. Maybe I just like that he calls everyone brotha
>>219158361what exactly do you think is interesting about any of your pics?
>>219158367I also want to. maybe becoming Wizards we can finally aurafarm
Jay Dyer >>> Tucker Carlson
>>219158229I've seen that happen. One of them was disowned.
/cum/ is always so peaceful when Jason gets banned.
bah buhhee baybeh
>>219158415By their family? That’s sad.
Viva es cagada. Saudade even.
need to move outcan’t tolerate brotherberg much longerpressure is building
>>219158434I think he left because of luggage lad being tied with epstein. Like being a glowie hotspot wasnt obvious until then
/cum/mies its raining
>>219158515Tis
>>219158131
>>219158515nigga what the FUCK are you talking about it's -15 and SNOWING outsideget your eyes checked NIGGA.
Uh oh, a new life opportunity is approaching and it’s stressing me out! Time to start drinking and getting high and sabotage myself as quickly as possible!
>>219158491why are living with brotherberg? are you a cheapskate, or just a daydreaming neetard
>>219158543lol. that is literally me RIGHT NOWi haven't drank on a worknight in months, but i could get a new job ahhaa
>>219158389Variety for one.PV is a small town, there is no city in the USA as interesting as Puerto Vallarta.I've posted foods you've never seen, fruits you've never seen, I've posted architecture you've never seen, along with endless nature shit.I know I've been places none of you, even Mexicans would dare to go to.
>>219158546he might be the guy who lives with his legally retarded brother and uses the government tardbux to subsidize his life. there's a guy here who does that.
>>219158496Luggage lad?
>>219158546I live with momberg and brotherberg who recently got a gfberg and together they annoy me greatlygfberg living with us is just accepted somehow
>>219158580how did I know this was the bronx line before I even read the caption
>>219158564I could get a new job too! Fuuuuuuck!
Preloading shaders
(re)watching the 2004 version of Dawn of the Dead
>>219158543I took a job teaching and now I want to quit but it would jeopardize my career10% through the school year at the end of the week btw
but what about fatherberg
>>219158598AHAHAH I HATE MY LIFE!BUT I CAN'T TAKE A RISK TO CHANGE IT!WHAT IF IT GETS EVEN WORSE!!another beer and i'll finally be happy
>>219158532aw crud
>>219158601I'm thinking about getting Black Ops 6 while it's on saleI'd only play the campaign and zombies of course
Think most normies who voted for drumpf just wanted a secure border
My mom started saying "sumptin" instead of something, and it's jarring to me
literally no reason you can't go out and get a wholesome tradwife like this
>>219158633I think you're right. And I'm tired of pretending that's wrong. But trump is a retard
>>219158621Well here’s to one more beer and here’s to everything working out fine in the end,
>>219158657That's right and a lot criticism about trump is true I just reject that Kamala or Biden were better.
>>219158653If you can hard after seeing her btfo asshole you're the straightest man alive
>>219158633calling them single issue voters is generousthey're no issue votersthey voted him in for a laugh
>>219158657i hate having to choose between a lying retard and someone who very vocally wants me dead b/c i'm white and not a useless golem
>>219158674how does it feel to know that you will forever be alone?
>>219158633we wanted deportations, a secure border, mandatory English fluency, a longer and harder legal immigration process, and mandatory paid time off for every President's birthday or historical war victory.
this is a problem no one is talking about.
>>219158570Lol no. The whole point of mexico is that it's the "safe" tourism spot (from a variety perspective). You aren't eating or doin anything that puts you out. You aren't going anywhere that makes you feel nervous, out of place or in danger. It's pop music. I've literally circumnavigated the globe twice and mexico is about as milquetoast as any other place along the equator, save for SEA
>>219158609fatherberg went to the farm up north
What can I do about the fact that I'm an ugly incel creep
>>219158692How does one follow from the other
>>219158678>>219158670It's all so tiresome
>>219158570so this is the mind of a type 1 normgroid
Really what I want is to escape. I fantasize about getting some magical windfall of cash and just leaving. The current fantasy is to go live in a beachfront villa in Belize. I’d probably tell my Mom where I went but that’s it. Otherwise I want to leave every shred of this life behind.
masturbated and now the tip of my penis wont stop itching
God protects the hairline of the men pure in heart
>>219158757Live aboard sailboats are literally made for this
>>219158757you'd get raped and hacked to death with machetes within a month. Belize is a fucking dump full of violent apes. I went to high school with a kid whose father was from Belize, he ended up kidnapping the kid and taking him "back home" even though the kid was Canadian. we all graduated high school and years later when we were in college we got word that he'd been killed in a robbery down in Belize, apparently shot to death by some fucks on a scooter.
>>219158783My god is finasteride
>>219158783My hairline is the same as it has always been but I say fuck jesus on a regular basis, just because I can
I hate you
>>219158713>You aren't eating or doin anything that puts you out. You aren't going anywhere that makes you feel nervous, out of place or in danger.Yes I did, and have.Here's my big secret, I was a PMC, and still some places there are still a little scary to me.You're just one of the angry tards that want me to stop posting, but I never will.
>central americaThis nigga really said he wants to go to central america, ain't no way bro, hell nah bro, thought bro was talking about Italy or something
Canadian wenches belong to BAC
>>219158822>women sport
Alright fine homos I won’t go to Belize. I’ll go to Italy or some shit when I magically acquire my millions. Maybe I’ll even go to the Moon or Mars.
As a Canadian, I think we should develop stronger ties with China, and cut off all diplomacy with the United States
>>219158843>brazilian
>>219158815I don't want you to stop posting. I enjoy your posts. But I don't enjoy pretending mexico is a paradise. It's a cheap shithole it's most valuable quality is it's proximity to the united states
>>219158822in women's sports the losing team should have to get tied up and whipped by the winning team.
>>219158846make sure to close the borders. i'm tired of having to shoot fence hopping jeets
Is It possible that these spots stay forever now
>>219158878In women's sports the winning team should sit on the losing team's faces
cut my gums on some croutons. day is ruined.
>>219158783Mine is rounded but I think that's normal for late 20s
>>219158890not arousing enough.
>>219158902There is nothing more arousing than that for me, since it's my fetish
>>219158852>But I don't enjoy pretending mexico is a paradise.I have never once met a Mexican that ever wanted to come here, you have to wonder why.
that brazilian is still trying to get a fat american gf here
>>219158889Probably just a skin reaction, like rosacea or something
Case closed
>>219158908Yet they all came here. You have to wonder why. I have never met a New Mexican that didn't love living there, but that says a lot more about them than it does New Mexico
>>21915892617th consecutive year after epstein's first conviction that the US chooses not to prosecute jewish child rapists
Rice and meatballs for supper
>>219158926moving on to what exactly?
>>219158889>the flipflops Lol every time
>>219158946Have something else instead
>>219158951ummmm ALIENSIN THE OCEANUNDERSEA BASESLOOK AT THIS BRIDGE IN MICHIGAN
>>219158963Yes they are the superior casual lounge wear
>>219158964I'm not eating your beanslop
and my flippy floppies
>>219157281Looks like a neat place though a bit in ruin, I see some metal scraps and rooftiles here and there. Always makes me think of bringing out the paint or plaster, and fix some stuff or something, but I understand if theres a lack of will, time or money to do so, and I read somewhere that some latinx countries have commie laws that taxes you if you don't live in a total dump and thats why lots of houses in S.A looks bare-bones and unfinished.
canadians be like"tabernach, these beans are too spicy"
>>219153975>Ausichads are based >Ameriorcs would worship the ground he walks on
>>219158967I care about aliens more than pedophiles
I am not French Canadian
>>219158942>Yet they all came here.no from PVcallsign Blackhorse out>>219158988I see so many houses there half finished, then they are done and continue years, due to some reason unknown.
>>219159014trump's strongest golem
>>219159025The aliens story has been ongoing since the 60 minutes segment many years ago, fuck you
I wonder if Clav is out of jail yet
>>219159016apologies "ਇਹ ਬੀਨਜ਼ ਖਾ ਕੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਪੇਟ ਦੁਖਦਾ ਹੈ, ਸਰ।"
>>219159039Do these niggas know they're cringe? It's it all ironic or something
>>219159040Not even going to translate that shit it looks so ugly
>>219159060>tf>tp
Dad is sending me Seinfeld clips
>Australian citizens demand that bb get arrested >Actively fighting the police and rioting for the glory of their land If this was America BB would be worshipped and they would kiss the group and he walked on sadly Americans are the orcs of Israel
>>219159066you shouldnt need to translate it, the punchline is the language its written in
>>219159060you're copemaxxing fr fr 100%
>>219159081i used to watch seinfeld with my dad when i was a kid. that and the west wing.
>>219159081based dad
>>219159081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn6x1Naj0oA
there's a smelly canadian twink boy in /cum/. he has green wavy lines above him. his canadian boy butt does NOT smell like maple syrup and baking spices
>>219159145It's not me
I usually go thereusually, I go thereI go there usually
I am over here, you are over thereI'll be right there, I gotta do my hair
tfw no gf
Why are Australians so based and Israelis so fucking gay like man this gay
>>219159157so if I sniffed your butt through your underwear it would have the normal Grade A very dark strong taste maple scent? with back notes of nutmeg and cinnamon?
>>219159223Fuck you
>>219159223It would smell like e.coli
>>219159240Don't say those things
No soy fan de blasfemia, carnal
Immolating and inhaling some goynip wrapped in paper atm
>>219159245why? you don't practice personal hygiene? are you indian?
>>219159276You tell that to him!
>>219159312I wish I was right there with you, stealing your weed and making a run for it
>>219159315I shower every other day and I am not Indian but my asshole smells like shit because what else would it smell like
>>219159331I've had my face between the buttcheeks of 4 women and none of them smelled like shit because they were CLEAN
>>219159331You're supposed to use baby wipes or a bidet
>>219159365God I wish I was underneath her
Rather live in Haiti than being in NYC for a millisecond
>>219159331>what else would it smell likesoap or your natural musk. if you washed your butt with soap and put on clean underwear why would you smell like poop? if you took a shower and went on a 5 mile walk and smelled the butt area of your underwear why would it smell like shit unless your anus is leaking
>>219159388You know nothing about either of those places
I have purchased some edible cannabis
I would rather be crippled child in Burkina Faso than even breathing an oxygen molecule that's been in California
>>219159417Imagine the smell
>>219159439I enjoy living in California
>>219159404trvke
>>219159439You know everything about both of those places
>>219159417based
I've been to other countries and genuinely think to myself how people can even like like that being upper middle class in america is heaven
Ah…pooped ‘em
In an hour I'm going to the kinoplex to see a kino
thinking about going through the CBT humiliation ritual of updating my resume
I JUST CAME
>>219159497Iron lung or zootopia 2?
>>219159518Feels pretty good when that happens, doesn’t it? Feels pretty good in the wiener when the goo comes out? Did you lick it up like a good boy?
>>219159535Send Help (Raimi kino)
New>>219159539
how are people still masturbating in 2026 seek Christ and become Catholic
>>219159545AMEN
