LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
didnt win the lottery again lads :(
fuck off west ham
just dont like brown people meget rid of them
i prefer when he posts about creme eggs and phalanges
fancy a bit of gender affirming care tbdesu
you'd think if you were going to spend all of your time being a demented paedo on 4chan you'd have the balls to not hide it behind gay codewords shared with your equally demented 'mate'
stellatwat
>>219156579youre an emotional vampire
Plump and juicy
starving
So we're all on the lovely cans, lads? The lovely,. lovely cans?
the intactness
running a load in the washer, might make a third kettle of coffee and watch an old french film
jude on a steamy one rn
>>219156599you can have some of my peanuts
>>219156524This photo brings me a lot of joy, somehowI guess it's her happiness and the simple pleasures of smoking and drinkingI want to greet her and say "atta girl"
>>219156599feast on some soyboys emotions
you're sick to my stomach senpai
>>219156592Think i might do the same but me nob and a overripe mango
quick espresso then bed
hopping on 4chan of an evening to post nonsense about jude bellinghamfor over a yearitnotright
lads I'm learning Spanish and it's genuinely pissOnly thing that can trick you up is the verbs, but just memorise a few mnemonics and they're all yours.I reckon I'll have this mastered by the time the world cup starts. As long as I jet off to some latinx shithole in May I can immerse myself and then slam it on to my CV so I can get paid trillions.
>>219156612that 3rd cup be the tummy rumbler, the toilet clogger, the fragrance destroyer
>>219156636seek professional support
right.. well..
mt rapid clart back of svr 3 missed calls dada
>>219156636bradders would nev...would he??
>>219156656hahahahahahaha
>>219156642Slovakians out!
right well thats a disturbing image, especially considering how perfect his tits areweird
>>219156636women hit the wall so quickly nowadays
>>219156641>lads I'm learning Spanish and it's genuinely pissI really don't like how that language sounds
mmm khoisan kliks echoin from poppys bedroom yesirrrrrrrr
>>219156656>mtthis means 'minus 2' and is in reference to this post:so he is talking about a 14 year old being raped in this posthe is too cowardly to not obfuscate his language
right well that's an image of a black man rogering a trans womans anus
>>219156579Seek Christ
well fugg
>>219156693totally normal thing to do
>>219156647*sniffs*
He approached her on the swings. Was caught because he used his Aspen (migrant benefits) card to buy a red bull after. The media blocked from reporting until the conviction because of fears it would stoke unrest. And if you say anything about it you’re the bigot. This is the reality of YouKay 2026
>>219156684weird comment
>>219156684Makes even more sense that he'd be asian
>>219156641problem with spanish is they all speak so fucking fastwhat are they in such a rush to say?
>>219156707i'm right though aren't iloser
Fine then you utter fucking cretin cunts. Fuck you. No fucking cans for youAll the cans fo to me.
>>219156720no ur not
>>219156732that's shit from a butt
>>219156736what does your post mean thenyou'll ignore this or dodge the question, like the pussy you are
>>219156706Summer time riots incoming If we don't chimp out we are cooked
>>219156642would put decent money on the "British" being British Pakistani
>YouKaycringing my nut off
>>219156711I want food I want sex I am angry I am hornythat is 80% of all spanish language conversation
>>219156732pooja’s special
>>219156706what type of redbull thoimportant question
Might some laundry on
>>219156470had a look at the flat and hesitated for a few hours before messaging the landlord to proceed who told me its already taken - mere hours after our viewingits over nigga!only affordable place within 30 miles - gone forever!
>>219156754Shut up you wog
ziedy got that brahmin aura
Bit rude
>>219156754It's how the cool kids on X speak
>>219156789he's a paedophile so that tracks
>riots>when the footy is onlmao fat chance -
>>219156777people would take you more seriously if you werent such a cringelord
>>219156775Very depressing thatI wouldn't let it get to you though
they say he's doing it for money but i dunno he looks pretty miserable at this point i'm more willing to believe carrick stuck on a bet of him not getting it
ziedy desperately trying to make up another explanation for what 'm2' means
right so this thread is fuckedsee you all later
>>219156803People would take you seriously if you weren't a fucking nigger
>>219156810she is 'ummypops' in this pic
>>219156817clearly is getting to hin though
>>219156829your isnane
mad that poverty has been affectively wiped out but africans breed so much it's actually increasing over there
>>219156817
need an affectionate girlfriend to spoil me rotten after I come home from toil
>>219156843whyy
skinny yardie goon doing balloons and violating
Decline
>>219156853hahah knew you'd ignore mepaedo freakwhat's it like being a paedo and a coward
>>219156837*them
Gonna be playing some Overwatch
poo-shower lad
>>219156880ktim
>>219156866you’re being weird
>>219156852
britannia hotel guest pov
>>219156888why can't you explain what 'mt' means?
>>219156880no stay and talk to meeee
right well that's me off to bed
>>219156892bladeepops x
2 months left on my lease as of tomorrow, and then hopefully I will never have to live with Nigerians ever again
>>219156818KWAB west ham have no luck. they should've won +7 was a joke
The nightly wuppagrind has officially commenced x
jude laying in bed and finally listening to his audiobook again while sending selfies to perfect tings
>>219156904well i'll be dropping in but I am playing one ranked gamenew season you see
do english people know the national anthem of scotland
>>219156706the native young men have every right to burn this country to the ground
are your overwatch games more important than me
>>219156947god save the king but in your reddit spelling?
leftypol doing gay little dances to viral tiktok audios
>>219156961shut up
>>219156947yeah its god save the queen
>>219156946Oh get over it
>>219156895plap dat
>>219156967ok bye
Scots is a bit like Pidgin where we just all pretend that they have an actual language rather than just babble and slang just because of how obnoxious they would be about it otherwise
>>219156947I know of it, but better at the Welsh one
>>219156947the rose of scotland or something like that?
>>219156947i know it's a Pretenders song but can't remember which
What happens when AI takes all the jobs? Goon and game + UBI?
nth for the gyaldem
I finished Star Trek Voyager on Sunday night and now I don't know what to do with my evenings.I had been watching that since October.
>>219157004the idea that ai can do my job is absolutely laughable
>>219156963>>219156968>>219156986>>219156990>>219157000right then
>>219157017find something else to watch perhaps
>>219157018>I gots minesGoldman is quite literally planning to automate a lot of back room functions with Anthropic rn.
they're not actually
>>219156980ハマってるよね
>>219157041mmhmm gammondem grinding luh teef while readin dis truth
like the french co-worker because she keeps saying "if it pleases you" instead of just "please" because thats how they say it in france and it's very cute
>>219156947God Save The King but you sing Flower of Scotland for sporting events
>>219157078s'piku aaaaeeeeeiiiiii
>>219157096if you look like that then I'm going to join you
>>219157085Tfw no cute French coworker although I have a Japanese girl on my team and she cooks for everyone and brings cool Japanese stuff in for us
right well that's the singer out of a famous duo pop group barking
>>219157085it gets more and more awkward to correct people who say the same phrase wrong every day, because they realise they've been saying it wrong all alongi have a guy in my office who starts every sentence with "could you please hear me" which i guess is a literal translation from his own language
>>219157096how blokes can't find the clit when it's literally poking you in the face like that i'll never know
right well that's a woman showing off her pierced nipples and (unpierced) willy
>>219157085bon mot, vous etre ecrit un blog, trop blogliege?
greenwood young bull need comeback
>>219157096You JUST asked me to stay and talk
>>219157134sc
>>219157130scr
want to die
>>219157133pray tell where
peckham rapidly yeah i mean rapiiidd
Reading a book while listening to an audiobook
imagine if girthmasterr had a foreskinthat would be mental
>>219157175move tae plymouth
>>219157175you'll be okaythere'll be better days
>>219157199>>219157200someones already paid the deposit and moving in this weekend how can i compete with that it was over before it began
>homer bimpson
jude playing chess on his phone while facetiming group of 5 katies speaking that spanish
>>219157210These things happenGot to have a place to lay your head so of course it's gonna be quite quick to go
Weeeeeee
if homer was sexual fetishist he'd be homer gimpson
i bought her
pg tips causing changes
>>219157258ummypops
>>219157258she cute
if homer raped bart anally he'd be homer rapeson
>>219157258she's doing 'ummy'
>>219156706Well apparently he was eaton well
she's cuddling her little teddy bear :3c
>>219157258she's giving 'umqueen'
remember when heathertranny said he had a girlfriend lmfao
>>219157235...
>>219157294he also claims to have shagged 50 virgins and decided to spam 4chan out of his own volition
umiana just announced the 'be sensible and move tae plymouth' challenge to all her fans
>>219157295should really think about moving to another city though
must be a relief for that lad to get his hair cut finallylooked like a freak ahahaven't checked the result but assume united beat west ham
>>219157322chad behaviour tbf
>>219157294he said he had sex with 50 girls during his early 20s lmao
>>219157350
just pip'ed me pants
>>219157388how fucking stupid can you be
>>219157388CWLTSHC
>>219157210I found a flat that had been on the market over a year. One of the nicer bits of London. The weekend I put a bid in on it, someone else outbid me. I’d built a life up on living there as well
Recent weeks on /brit/ have revealed several interesting facts about the entity known as Heathermong:>old as fuck (53 years old)>dyes its hair with Just for Men (poorfag with low self esteem that is too autistic to go see a barber)>dislikes when you ask innocent questions about mundane details of its life outside of 4chan (it doesn't have one, not even day-to-day regular human stuff)>is happy to collect a paltry sum of £1200 from the government and pretend it is draining their coffers as an act of resistance>has many diagnosed, severe, and untreated mental illnesses (bipolar, OCD, anxiety, depression, autism, and so on)>/brit/ is its entire world and it is extremely desperate to fit in here>must control all discussion on /brit/ due to severe OCD and autism>samefags with impunity every day all day on multiple devices/IPs in order to accomplish its mission of controlling /brit/ (life itself)>believes spamming autistic special interests is part of a moral crusade to save the white race from mass migration, the Irish, Jews, etc. (a ritual it used to perform on /pol/ until moving to /int/ for more attention)>suffered all kinds of grotesque and traumatic bodily abnormalities like tonsil stones, earwax, blocked arteries, cleft pallets, and sudden hair loss>claims to have had lots of sex with many women decades ago until something "drastically changed in the dating scene" (all its hair fell out at once in clumps, precipitating a mental breakdown) so it was forced to turn to this life of vigilante autistic ritual posting>shitposted for so long and is so impressionable due to low IQ that Ziedbelg's cuck posting brainwashed it into compulsively posting intrusive thoughts about black men raping children>justifies it all by pretending this is purely satirical political commentary that no one can understand because we are too autistic
I’d love to sniff up Emma Watson’s girly toots.
felt like beating Dark Souls 1 at level 1 in 1 sitting so i just did that
>>219157458Truke
please let tottenham go downit would be so funny
>>219157466tried playing dark souls but i cant get past the first boss so i quitthey should add an easy mode
might go for a showeranyone want to join me? x
might kill myselfcant stop crying
>>219157464canada is cooked
>loud housemates>loud neighbours>electricity has randomly shut off 3 times in 4 months>had a leak in someone's room and the water was shut off for almost two days>washing machine has mold in itShould probably move to a different houseshare but they're probably all just as shit anyway
>>219157491why
kurt cobain death ruled homicide
>>219157496genuinely sounds like hell on earth
>>219157496my shithhole flatshare had the hot water off for three days and I was losing my mindcannot imagine all the water being off for two days
>>219157496do you live in gaza or something ffs
>>219157496grimwould rather live with my parents
He wears a wig
>>219157483get those pits spaffed in
>>219157539ok
>>219157538Who's that
>>219157507>kurt cobain death ruled homicideit's true
>>219157560she is 'ummypops'
在全体工业化的过程中rorke扮演了重要的角色,而leftypol不断地阻碍他的进步,通过一些古怪的方法比如vigorous gay sex达到这个成果。
learning about the french revolutionbit mental it was
>>219157586>>219157538have you never seen the back of someone's head before
>>219157507>dailymail
>>219157551
>>219157605clapper
KYRIE ELEISON DOWN THE ROAD THAT I MUST TRAVELKYRIE ELEISON THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT
>>219157605
Tummy is such a good word. There’s a lightness and a silliness to it. The spirit of the fasting hot girl.They tried to hijack tummy and normalize “belly.”No. Nice try fatso. The correct term is “blubber.”Everyone knows what a tummy is.“You know it when you see it.”
>>219157605Poo comes from that.
crying and wanking before bed
>>219157636*opens mouth wide*
>>219157633good post
joayo
>No, I won't resignWhy didn't any of the tory PMs try this?
>>219157633lovely post, really enjoyed the sensations it gave
Norris McWhirter sex arse
>>219157624non nobis domine dominenon nobis dominesed nomine sed nominetuo da gloriam
>>219157664>.gifFuck off
saw this and thought of heatherpaedo's yam obsession
>>219157679Sir Lookslikean Estonianlesbian
Tummy Tuesday
Get them liquored up and take them to the PeachTree dance
>>219157713wish the gf's chebs were as big as that :(
>>219156944leftypol saying 'but way more white men do this actually'
Feel like I’m a squashed bug.
>>219157458you forgot him stealing sweets from tesco
just found out green day also played at the superbowl but nobody has talked about it
Another wuppa down the hatch, time for some vidya soon me thinks x
>>219157713booby woobies!!
>>219157713umbunny what the fuck you doin'?
>>219157701starmer has a somewhat feminine vibe, even though he has chad jawline
>>219157747does she do sph?
>>219157747corr bet she loves bbc
>>219157722She looks like she gets throatfucked by BBCs regularly
>>219157683MY NAME IS LEGIONFOR WE ARE MANY
Blocked toilet in the gaff because of the amount of toilet paper needed to clean my ring piece after a night of boozing.
>>219157762 Aye x
>>219157762>>219157766>>219157771go to bed
>>219157786um
just bought a fucking massive tub of Gatorade powder off of. Not sure why I did that
>>219157713Who dat??? Filename implies this is original material, Oh See baby baby>>219157725Is she shaggable in other avenues? Breast size isn't everything.
>>219157798off of what
Might chew of some foxglove flowers and stop my heart
Apparently schwas are very common in English, and according to the Germanic Substrate Hypothesis their prevalence in Germanic languages is a feature inherited from a pre-Indo-European agricultural language.Interesting to think that our soft pronunciation of, say, the 'a' in 'an', more akin to something halfway between 'a' and 'e', might be a linguistic inheritance from the first farmers to spread into Northern Europe.
>>219157722>genetic interpretation of historyFuck outta here with that nazi eugenics shit.
>>219157811can't say. I'm gatekeeping
>>219157814wish you would
>>219157804yeah she's very pretty and shaggable but I fear I might go my entire life without touching a breast larger than an apple (which is about as big as hers are)
>>219157818schwa is a good name for a soundschwa
Might be both hero and villain in the story of my life
>>219157761well yeah, he looks like an incredibly manly woman rather than a masculine man
>>219157804are you retarded
shagged a blonde girl with tits bigger than my head during first year unishe wasn't even fat
>>219156950yeah everyone says that but as soon as i start giving genuine practical advice you gaylords have a big whinge over it and start using words like 'larper'
>>219157836Sorry to disrupt your bbc chat lad
>>219157842schwat's so good about it? haha
since age 12 i felt like a caged elf
>>219157841The stuff people complain about...lad. I am the lad in the whalefucking meme. My gf has no redeeming qualities in terms of beauty. She is loving, cares about me, but bro if you see her you will think less of me.
uncs schwat himself again
this thread is so much better with the parasite retard taking a break the difference in quality is actually insane
Might go play with my cats and give them kisses and have their purrs ease my troubled soul
white people kiss animals
>>219157747>>219157786Whomst please?File name just brings up a dead queen
>>219157883>the parasite retardwhich one there's half a dozen of them
was edgemaxxing my aura at the club and a s-tier sigma cortisol mogged my jestergoon
I'll take the pita with the schwarma please
Alison Hammond's musky tuppence
>>219157896all me
Shower is done
>>219157896all one person with 20 personas and easily "solved" btw. you dont have to take it and he would deserve to lose this website btw (he has nothing else and would surely kill himself)
>>219157913>Shower*Schwa
would love to get a rimjob from her
>>219157913nice and clean haha :) x
Just want to go back
>>219157921>all one personhow so
leftypol jestermaxxing with the galdem, sipping on a rekorderligrorke squintmaxxing in the corner nursing a bud light
>>219157930not the kind of girl I'd want one fromreckon cariad lloyd would have a good root around in my bumhole if I asked though
whoppermaxxing at burgerking and a 9-5maxxer dairymogged me with extra cheese.
>>219157942it's all ME! the singular bradleyposter!
>>219157945
i don't think most of the annoying gimmick posters are the same person
>>219157955>>219157901stop this immediately
forgot to take my happy pills again
did they go to bed
>>219157964schizos love the fantasy that everything they don't like is orchestrated by one personit's a commonality between all schizos on all generals and boards
janny has struck
>>219157961>>219157961[he] / ["he"] is so sad and insecure, weak, pathetic and useless that my presence makes him insecure. I am better than him in every way, so that me being here makes him upset - it disturbs the balance - his balance - because he needs to do so much, all day, to get so little. if he lost this place it would be deserved. I come to realize here that I hold that power and im going to exercise it
>>219157936There's only one directionJust gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken
>>219158007You sound like a poof
>>219157930bet she's proper filthyprobably likes sticking her nose in foreskins
Trvmp. Is. God.
giving my bollocks a scratch
NEW>>219158026>>219158026>>219158026
thats all. youre worthless trash. kill yourself bye for now (p.s. I own you)
I invented that gimmick btw
this site has utterly fucked my sense of realityi was in tesco early and every girl i saw i had disgusting lewd thoughts like>coorr spaff!>i want her to sniff her farts>corrrr fucking sex arse >sexoooo>CWLTSHC
French leftypol: gauchepolitiqueGerman leftypol: linkspolSpanish leftypol: izquipolItalian leftypol: SINISTRAPOLITICA
>>219157949Never met anyone who fancied Cariad Lloyd before. She’s a little older now but she used to be cute
