Sabrina edition
hmm,, wonder if this is cuck melty aussie or a normal one
Having a panic attack
Do you also love women in Britain?
mad how gays aren't attracted to women
>>219159530no
>>219159516maybe they fused intk one being
>>219159504I legit hate Disney world and universal studios you don't know how painful it is because I used to go every summer when visiting my family
>>219159530they all look insufferable
>>219159505it's mad
>>219159542How come?>>219159560Oh really?
>>219159568
stop posting superior swedish women please
>>219159568>>219159581
>>219159600You can't really suffer in Britain when you have Effy tho
>>219159583same 3pm todaypark benchahem...
>>219159619French stock she is
[to the tune of “Atlantic City”] well they framemogged Clavicular in Tempe last night
>>219159629Half English Half Brazilian (Portuguese), no? You've got other gems too though
eating quorn
>>219159663apologies sounds fucking awful
nth for the baddiedem
>>219159655corrrr the set on her
a quornsman is he
swedish "men" are all soyboys and all their women are unironically feminist
off to the bar
>>219159700my favourite femboy is swedish
>>219159686You really can't suffer on the British Isles while you have Dakota
>>219159723hate these needlessly crass cocktail names
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElpErva5WY
>>219159723this is the sort of place where if you ask for a classic like a martini or a sidecar they will have no idea what you're talking about
>my favorite femboy
might let a bloke blow me but bussy does not interest me in the slightest
>>219159789faggot
>>219159748
>>219159789homo
right then
Feeling down. Anyone got some funny images to post?
>>219159850:-)8--< ^ cor boobies
>>219159850
>>219159850look at her funny face
>>219159884scrmoping
>>219159850don't be down
>>219159569can i get a swedish woman as a 5'10 51kg 7/10 anglo american?
>>219159504Reminder that she's a literal Scientologist. She doesn't openly advertise it like Tom Cruise or her aunt Nancy Cartwright, because that's the "Church"'s new strategy to get the social media zoomers, they're being a lot more insidious and subtle about it.
>>219159921nunavut
>>219159931they're drumming in the hot sun for 3 cents an hour to advertise the building while timmy the bossman watches from his window in his posh office puffing on a cigar
I love you all
You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>>219159959luv u 2
>>219159959oh yeah? *unzips*prove it
flatmate is shagging a black girl and i can hear the bed rocking and her moaning
Those Koreans sure love their kimchi
>>219159987kimchi joayo~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0vRuZkxdw
>>219159982grim
>>219159982OHHH MASSA YOU’RE MAKING ME SQUIRT
>>219159982gi'us a vocaroo
joayo~ joayo~
They even have a fridge just for their kimchi
>>219159982rorke replying "grim" to this post
he's a good looking guy but he clearly has a small penis and doesn't know how to shag by the sounds of it
>>219160025on beat to katies' squirt
>>219160025do you think it's seasonal depression that made you relapse or did something happen recently?
that's cvp in their trinipans
>>219160025timmy had a good heart and that's the best he could do to make them more comfortable in the sunstill underpaid but ngumaunbo needs anything he can to stay out of africa
Why do you do this Quentin?
cvp from just one shift
when cvp flowhttps://files.catbox.moe/wxh02j.mp4
>Conservatively a full 10% of white girls in Rotherham were raped between 1997-2013Y'all need Hitler
How many more years before we can stop feeling sorry for gay people, that's the real question.
>>219160039makes me happy to know he will be in that mental state for the rest of his life
Garn have that lasagna nows aren't I x
>>219160072don't hate the player
pooey bum willies and farting cock arses
>>219160108scream
>>219160084when are you gonna kys already heathermong
>>219160010OWWW LAWDY
>>219160108*ripple of applause that builds to a standing ovation*
spent the day posting about black mens willies again award
>>219160120i am an unknown rorke
>Nobber not big enough to flop into the bowl>Not small enough to clear the seat>Just the right size so the nob end touches the inner rim of the seat with a slight movementGrimgrimgrim
Report the parasite. If you don’t then you have no right to post here
>>219160231shut up timmy
what if /brit/ is just the same 5 guys spamming the thread for the past 10 years
>>219160231Sir yes sir
>>219160245its mehi im the problem its me
>>219159504If she actually said that, that reveals surprising depth of historical understanding.
My sleep pattern has been fucked for weeks and it looks like it isn't getting back to normal anytime soon x
happy fun la la la human smuggling fentanyl deaths..forced government euthanasia
>>219160273.....she do sph?.....
>>219160290Unironically yes, don't even need to use AI for are Laura x
watchecd hamnetit were good and it were sad
I’ll eat the poo
Necking that lasagna now x
this is pathetic sean
um dtfic just shot up a school
>>219160398Aye just seen the news. At least 10 deadingtons corr.
>>219160398dtfic would never. he's a normal well adjusted bloke
Just finished that lasagna. Not bad a squid. Think a trippington to the shops is on the cards in the next couple of days. Need to restock on me NEETslop.
watching newfie matgeek play that cat game
what fucking cat game
>>219160320Seen Bugonia yet?
>>219160476who
>>219160485Nope missed that and bone temple in the theaters cause I was sick both times Might watch them some time at home though
I'm not explaining my riddles
>>219160398>Tumblr Ridge, BCLike pottery
first dose of caffeine at 10 today, this well not end well for my sleep schedule
>>219160398another tranny was itleftypol won't be happy
>>219160327Is that the daughter of that famous actress?
It's never too late for choonpostinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFGMQZyvnmY
>>219160506caffeine affecting sleep has long been known to be a nowtbutty
>>219160517That's Imogen Gay Poots
>>219160542Imagine the poots
Why were they so nice to me today though
The pirates of prosciutto.The brigands of braciole.
>>219160601keeping up a silly little charade here is far less important than not getting a flat
>>219160630i think they were actually upset with me though because to be fair I did threaten to shoot them in the head execution style but not before I raped them
>>219160628they found your dads hanky in his back pocket
>>219159655Who is this?
>>219160636can guarantee they don't care at allthat entity has been play fighting with other posters since you were in your dad's sack
>>21916050610 am or pm?
Me? Made the switch from IOS to Android yesterday, lads. What do we think?
>>219160650catty!
>>219160398meltdown
The new 'eitchhttps://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2026/february/man-charged-following-public-order-incident-in-city-centre/
>>219160677you're one that had a freakout from being ignored, I'm telling you not to take it serious in the futurefor your own sake :s
reckon people that wear watches to bed are freaksnot comfortable at all
>>219160688>Following an investigation by our Manchester City Centre Neighbourhood Policing Team, Charles Veitch (05/08/1980) of Park Crescent, Derbyshire, has been charged with a Section 4A public order offence.>He is set to appear at Manchester Magistrates' Court on 30 June 2026.>Mr Veitch has bail conditions that include not entering Manchester city centre inside the ring road.screaming what the fuck did he doGMP are usually buddy buddy with him so he must have really stepped out of line
This bloke who is always hungover but doesn't drink
Me? Just booted up Fortnite.Just not tired enough for sleeps. Simple as x
>>219160726play a record!
>>219160697well i am just sensitive
What’s it like getting fucked in the ass?
Off to the shops. Y’all want a sprite cranberry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6LMpUPRjVQwhere are they now
You guys think you could make a warband of unemployed alcoholics and drug addicts I mean they did that in medieval Europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xrvWWmQJlk
mental how much rorke is being proven right these days
>>219160741act like an unbotheredthink like a juno
>>219160777juno is me and she's scared of cats
>all the lower class british women go for pakistani thugs>all the upper class british women go for successful indian menso y’all are becoming a brown country ina generation
unreal.
okay but I was right wasn't I
>>219160799aboot wae >>219160787spikip
>>all the lower class british women go for pakistani thugs>>all the upper class british women go for successful indian men>so y’all are becoming a brown country ina generation
>>219160697>>219160741>>219160777>>219160785get a fucking room ffsno idea why you have these inane conversations only you understand here and not in some instant messager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJJRcWIDWFY
>>219160809about how if they don't do it they'd lose the flat and be more upset about it
Goodmorning bbgirls
>>219160815spikip aeuuuuu
>>219160814mayocel seethe like clockwork lmao
>>219160815freaks have literally made this their discord room instead of just going (back) to discordplenty of their posts probably count as spam too fwiw..
A man who talks to a women online, will the man eventually think horny? Do platonic virtual friendship exists or no?
we rule this general with an iron fist and you'd do well to remember it you vile runt
>>219160853I always think horny with good looking girls.
At his wedding, the groom is horrified to see among the church crowd his former mistress who had recently committed suicide
>mayocel seethe like clockwork lmao
>no only I can use the thread as a chatroom with my inane gimmicksnot defending the freaks but come on
>>219160874No pictures involved so it’s just imagining the other. No pictures shared in the doscussion
I have AI fatigue
>>219159533ktimmers
>>219160897I've never done that before. I used to randomly call girls on skype when I was in high school, I made a couple of friends that way, sad it got canned.
Used to be ace at hearts and gin rummy but no one plays cards these days
>>219160885FOY
>>219160926mad bc im right
>>219160840hello yankjeetyou still haven't told me whether you have a girlfriend OR have ever had sex
>>219160863you couldnt rule your way out of a wet paper bag you little fairy
>>219160921if you like rummy play online mahjong
>>219159789same, has to be a cute femboy like Hunnypaint or even a cute and wholesome trans girl like Sayuri Mattar OwO :3
listening to weezer for the 100th time to see if i like them yetstill not sure
>>219160927al brek ye dewn ye clewn ye
>>219160948you don't need to like weezer you knowit's okay
>>219160948Never got into them, I guess they have some good tunes.
>>219160916Us it’s writing about life and audio that’s it… but we kinda talk everyday >>219160916
>>219160958That's kind of sweet. You can fall in love like that definitely. Where are you doing this without pics?
it's ok to be the most evil creature in the history of the universe
>>219160953i know i don't but they're so close to being gooda few more listens and i'm sure it'll click
>>219160976ktim
>>219160993um
>>219160969Discord - our convos aren’t that exciting except he told me he dreamt I visited his country and that “it was nice”
>>219160993I'm a bit of an architect but this is DESKOSTEN
might sign up to some martial combat classes so I can snap kick niggers heads clean off their filthy nigger shoulders
>>219161015racismlad!
>>219161015You are one of the greatest posters in this general and I am not even joking
>>219161010Oh yeah I forgot about that, I've never used discord.
>>219160939Interesting. I've only played the solitaire version of Mahjong but that seems very similar to gin rummy.
>>219160982>but they're so close to being goodlol this was exactly my thoughts on them
if discord goes down it's back to IRC for me
>>219161010you will never be a woman btw
>>219161015it's being called the most based post in history
>>219161020>>219161021love you lads. not gonna lie, when I get close to death I'm gonna unleash my sperg rage and run through the streets killing all the non-European demonfolx
>>219161033is that still a thing? I remember people using it internet cafes when I was wee lad...
>>219161041missed this post. love you too lad
>>219161043Right well you are an amazing poster but I can't condone this or the starmerwaffen will take me away
>>219161054it's okay my brother. I know you are with me in spirit
>>219161052yh i still talk with some of the lads there. it's died down a thot though
wonder if the canadian shooter is an actual woman or a tranner like last time
>>219161060I always like to talk rather than post random things. >He’s younger than me so I wouldn’t want it to go more anywayswhat do you mean?>>219161066I remember girls in the internet cafe using it to talk to guys and they would chuckle and gossip. Surprisingly lots of girls back then in the cafes, most of them not playing games but emailing and browsing and chatting, it was good because it made the stinkers take showers.
>>219161074would be peng if it was a tranny and she made me suck her off so she didn't blow my head off
just be yourself bro
>>219161093Autistic men and women should be banned from the internet.
>>219161093lol
>>219161104get that woke flag off my screen
my sister drove us back from the grand canyon to las vegas in the eveningi fell asleep almost immediately on the way backit was so comfy, with the sun in the back and other cars then in the night with lights on from other cars on a desert road.im gonna lie down for a bit, good nighty x
>>219161088not sure that would be peng really
>>219161114it's THAT Canadian
>>219161093rorke
>>219161122hobagi joayo aeuuuuuu
>>219161134i don't get this gimmick
>>219161137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H6LtL_z5jA
>homer bimpson
>>219161143Oh I see now
Cba for anymore vidya tonight. Garn watch some YouTubes in bed now x
love Jeppstein love Israel I'm just a bubbly guy
I always thought it was weird that old people in the 1950s thought elvis was scandalous and too sexual but honestly if you were born in 1900 and you saw a guy doing this you would probably have the same reaction
>>219161154He was shuckin and jivin, never liked his music much.
>>219161093It was a shite joke though
>>219160993The fuck is behind the bloke's ear
>>219161154on a cold and grey chicago morn-
not clicking that me
>>219161210
>>219161221you'll love it sweaty pie
>>219161235I don't loik min
Australians are either some of the best posters here, or some of the worst. There’s no in between.
just done a lovely sticky wank and for a treat having an egg tart
>>219161273little bit grim but that's ok
Fuego!They are brave troops, or else they would not have held out after their position is hopeless. But they are professional soldiers, Moors and Civil Guard, fighting against a people in arms, attempting to impose the will of the military, upon the will of the people. And the people hate them. For without their tenacity, and the aid of Italy and Germany, the Spanish revolt would have ended six weeks after it began.
>>219159504I heard she was good in the Muppets special
>>219161281nah both were lush as can be
haven't done a sticky wank in months, waiting for sex, I've gone too far and I can't give up now.
Mad how busy i am these days. I've grown up.
>>219161093my reaction nearly every time i open this thread tbqh
surely this isn't true
>>219160993Looksmatch in the big 26
>>219161354I refuse to believe it but it might be true. Still not getting on apps though.
what's da deal with all this incelposting
>>219161354I refuse to get on the apps. Organic romance for meGirls I've approached so far this year? Zilch.
>>219161369what else is there to do at 4:30 on a wednesday
>>219161369https://vocaroo.com/1nSlHxVBfEtL
charlie kirk changed his will the day before he died
Im choppedIm uncAnd ive arsed my life up!
>>219161398bloody incels can't even get our own incelhours in the dead of the night while we leer on our screens in our little incelcaves
Incomprehensible it is a bannable offence to share a picture of your poo
>>219161437ktim!!!!!
>>219160993why is he fondling
>>219161466chubs can be sexy and cuddly but a back tit is just gross
How did we react to this artwork /brit/?
>>219161354never met anyone i dated online and i can't think of any long term couples in my friend groups who did. but it's probably true and who knows how they are defining "couple"
>>219161492i don't know what this is
>>219161459found out the hard way did you
>>219161497I always think apps are just for fucking and girls who are on apps are usually looking for a fast hook up, if a girl is attractive she could find a man anywhere so why go on the apps if it's not implied it's for a casual hook up. Thats my thinking.
black ppl be like "im king kong" then get angry when you call them monkeys wtf?
>>219161506cute !!
>>219161478yeah i mean good for her if she lost a bunch of weight but it's like people have no sense of personal dignity anymore
think a persons reaction to that bloke who wont cut his hair until man united win 5 games in a row reveals most of what you need to know about them
zionism and nazism are antithesesfor this we need a synthesis
>>219161552i think he's a bit annoying so i don't watch his videos
>>219161545She should cut it, I bet it's not that expensive, very unfortunate when you loose weight the skin sags, thankfully that didn't happen with me but I was a kid.
