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It slipped out and she queefed and she moaned and begged him to put it back in
First
When I was first hired by Greggs (02/10/2016) I was employed as a sandwich maker on a 4 hour contract for Sunday morning.I was very bad at making sandwiches though, what should have taken less than an hour took me about 6 hours. I never did improve at sandwich making during my time there. It's not difficult but it is repetitive and easy to lose focus.
Anyone remember "half romanian"?
nth for the holodem
>>219183888ur mum sounds nice
LOVE SOSA
I was actually short listed to be a future shop manager at Greggs. At the time of my dismissal I was a supervisor, second to the shop manager.
Last night I watched a British horror movie called Hallow Road. Had that British woman Rosamund Pike in it.It was ok. It wasn't exactly "scary" per se but it was very tense. It makes you more nervous than creeps you out.Also very minimalistic. Almost the whole movie is just two people in a car talking to a third person on a phone. It sounds boring when you put it like that but they made it work ok.I didn't like the ending though. They left it sort of open ended in an annoying way.
>When I was first hired by Greggs (02/10/2016) I was employed as a sandwich maker on a 4 hour contract for Sunday morning.>I was very bad at making sandwiches though, what should have taken less than an hour took me about 6 hours. >I never did improve at sandwich making during my time there. It's not difficult but it is repetitive and easy to lose focus.
stupid sexy animated characters
>>219183922
Okay. Now tell me about a time you felt stressed in the work place and how you dealt with it.
>>219183919
And when I first started at Greggs one of the shift managers used to mock me and was gay and insisted I got changed in the changing room with him and had to stand by him.
>>219183920have you seen kill list? it's quite good not scary but more unnerving
super hot white girl trying to get me to donate to some faggot charity lol no pussy no work mate. surprised charities have stepped their game up to using pretty girls to try and lure in suckers lmao not me. cunt even tried having a conversation with me. I'm too smart to fall for foid tricksthanks for reading my blog
>>219183930need to be her personal assistant
>>219183946did he make you touch his sausage roll?
>>219183949we march on
millie gibson sex arse
>>219183863 #I've been there multiple times. One day you won't even remember half of these friends, and this girl. Tomorrow it'll be a little bit easier, and it'll keep getting easier every day until it's gone. How quickly that happens depends partly on you moving on, so there's my advice. Get another woman in your sights ASAP and don't wait too long.
>>219183944I wish I could be pia's reindeer...
>>219183960No but he would shout at me for hesitating to get undressed saying he needed go home and I was delaying him.He got sacked for calling one of the girls I worked with fat.
>>219183949
>>219183961Total Incel Chud NPNW Victory
>>219183969How did you know she was a girl?
Anyway, I'll be going to bed soon team
>>219183962she would've been good if the doctor wasn't a negroid
>>219183976HE'S LITERALLY ME
>>219183944hayai!
Is this person the entity formerly known as 190kg?
Some good stuff in the files actually
>>219184004'
>>219184004
>>219183996wrong queen*
>>219184001fatties and trannies, same energy
>>219184001blanket tucked under FUPAtime to game!
Sent them a pint x
>>219184001Spaino getting ready to post his dogshit zingers
>>219183960
>Noor Inayat Khan was a British agent in France during the Second World Warinteresting
It's over.
>>219184033fucking hell
>>219184033that sick note is grim af, RIP kid
>>219184033Fucking hell
>>219184033Can't feel empathy for people. Only animals and especially catbergs
>>219184033what is wetherspoons routette
Might go to town tomorrow and walk around aimlessly for a few hours then treat myself to an incel coffee
>>219183962>>219183988Russell T Davies sacked her for being a diva
Sacked Tranny
>>219184075Begging for people to buy you stuff at your spoons table on the app
>>21918403311.5 weeks isn't even a proper miscarriage
>>219183900yhwhy do you remember him?
>>219184075You post your pub and table and people kindly send you orders of drinks and sometimes random shit like two bowls of peas. Works better if you're a burd
>>219184077love my aimless incel wanderings
>>219184033something kind of evil about the bureaucracy of it all but I don't have any suggestions for a better system
>Pensioner dies from suspected cholera in the first case of its kind in Britain for 125 years
>>219184001how are his legs and spine not in abject agony from sitting like that
>>219184101yh
Just sent them a kids sized bowl of peas
>>219184070yeah we know
Lads, I've been with you through thick and thinnow times have got rough for mei don't think i can pull through this time:(
>>219184123he was a drainer ^-^
>>219184106Great innit. Even better in summer when all the peng birds are about
>>219184156>drainerWhat does this even mean?
>>219184150things will get better anon
The south is generally the most conservative region on average, but the most hardline turbo chuds usually come from the midwest or the Pacific northwest, not the south.
>>219184150one day at a time de lid
>>219184156Um!! xx
>>219184165>>>/int/cum
>>219184150Course you can mate. One day at a time. You'll be glad you made it out the other side, and you'll be a wiser man for it.
>>219184150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QhAZckY8w
Bring back Blair.
>>219184193what a TUNE
>>219184165chad germanic and nordic stock
the american frontier was so kino
Wouldn't say no to a cute muscle gf
>>219184205>>219184202
>>219184150how so?
i don't shag
>>219184217is that painting by durand?
>>219184225gib wheyfu
>>219184225Not muscly enough
>>219184245thomas hill
>>219183874I see this image all the time sadly the message is garbage
>>219184225for me it's those cute sticky-out ears
>>219184225>>219184252https://www.youtube.com/@Gracieprker/videos
I deserve to live in a trailer in bumfuck Arkansas
Trump is certainly based, isn't he
>>219184252seen her put things up her fannois
>>219184258oh nice
>>219184270don't we all
>>219184270The best you could do is a pikey camspite outside of Epsom
>>219184291bro switched flags
>>219184293bully is funny to me because it was the first and only game to come out of that branch
>>219184293Smuggler’s Run was kino
>>219184293better be worth the wait
For me it was The Getaway
>>219184270I'd like to be your next door neighbour (5 miles down the road)
>>219184319what do you expect from it that you don't already get from GTA 5
>>219184331Twas kino
>>219184217Would be crazy to be on the edge of the known worldCompletely untouched pristine wilderness
>>219184331>Me after a couple of pints in Sohohttps://youtu.be/UvQLZyTRE0E?si=Gq2_OBHphxKbwo72&t=52
>>219184319It'll make it's money back but I'd bet you 100,000,000 usd every single person will be disappointed, I'll get that in print to and I'm dead serious.
>>219184347kek
>>219184319>>219184319state of emergency was great
>>219184319it'll be the starfield of gta
>>219184344>Completely untouchedthere were injuns though
By the time I’m 40 I’m gonna be a hick living in bumfuck Arkansas in a trailer sipping moonshine from a jug. Chewing tobacco. Big beard. AK47. I deserve to live my dream in bumfuck Arkansas
>>219183874I went on a train today and some black schizo showed this
breaded stuff always take longer in the oven than the instructions say to get them crispy
>>219184338latina bunda
>>219184366I think he means untouched by industrial scale landfill, mining, logging, chemical dumping etc
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worseguess what
>>219184387and niggers
>>219184385Not allowed!
>>219184385dont watch theres lots of gore and blood its vile
Just when I thought I was outThey pull me back in
>>219184371I've heard Arkansas is horrible. Better off somewhere like Appalachia or the rural PNW. I reckon the latter is where I'd plant myself.
>>219184385
>>219184331Late 90's/early 00's London was the peak
>>219184385Pinkie would NEVER
>>219184150name the jew who did this to you and I'll kill him and his children
They were called Indians but really they're more like Mongolians or Siberians really.
>>219184420they're all pakis to me
>>219184271
>>219184427
Arkansas is where Aarvoll is doing his Return To The Land project, an all white community, but they're getting sued now and yes the lawyer is jewish.
>>219184412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZNKN0gNyo
>>219184347fuckin spear chuckers lol
uh oh spaghetti-o’s
>>219184438Can’t even have a white ethnostate in bumfuck Arkansas. What happened to the land of the free??
>>219184439;_;
>>219184453No shit. Where's he been for the last 20 years.
just ate a pie
>>219184475it pie night
>>219184479it is indeedmight have some noodles toothoughts?
Want to heat up another spicy beef bean and cheese wrap but the air friar is quite loud and the walls are very thin and it's 2am
>>219184453not true by the way
>>219184483Pie AND noodles? A daring juxtaposition but I say go for it
>>219184489
>>219184490
>air friar
>>219184505the noodles are a little snack after, I'm too lazy to cook
>>219184484what the fuck
>>219184516Bombay Badboy I take it?
>>219184529Not a chanceShin ramen
>>219184537corr they're my favourite not too spicy and a lovely broth
fodenspeaki
Think about it.
>>219184420Native Americans have big sharp noses though. They don't have the small Mongoloid type of nose.
>>219184549
new cultural tradition: no one gets a name until they've proven they can taken down a boar with their bare hands
>>219184537Excellent taste. Top 3 noodle cup easily.
>>219184549Go to bed!
anyone else getting "this content is not available" on youchube as a bug
>>219184553and their skin darkermongoloids are palethey don't really have Asian eyes either except for the Eskimos
>>219184584do a perfect 1:1 vocaroo recreation of speaki and I'll send you money
>>219184579other 2 being og buldak and indomie goreng
>>219184595I don't need your money!
>The treasurer of the United States is an officer in the United States Department of the Treasury who serves as the custodian and trustee of the federal government's collateral assets and the supervisor of the department's currency and coinage production functions. On March 23, 2025, Donald Trump named Georgia state senator Brandon Beach—breaking a 76-year streak of women holding the position—to be the next treasurer. woke nonsense
>>219184596indomie is dogshit
>>219184618to each their own
I'm going off to sleepytown now. Catching the next bus to sleep street. Dreaming about hairy women vaginas
>>219184596Do indomie goreng do a noodle cup? Those packet noodles are probably the best, and I'd say buldak is the best cup noodle, although I've only had the 2x spicy ones which are no joke. The nissin ones (pic related) are up there as well, especially if you add some chilli oil and/or dried coriander leaf or whatever. Beware the seafood one has actual squid in it though lol fuck that.
>>219184653The beef ones are literally perfect. I'm so glad that other cup noodles have penetrated the market in the UK, because honestly? Super noodles are fucking shit.
just took this photo
>>219184653cor I need to get one of those
Seems like an inconvenient time to be honking your car horn whoever that is
>>219184653Samyang Original is the GOAT
Almost got hit by 5 cars today Day of the pillow soon
>>219184681I've only found the beef ones in bulk on Amazon. Tesco do curry, seafood, and chicken ones. Sometimes on offer a quid each which is a bargain. Imo: beef > curry > chicken > seafood
I would smell Emma Watson’s flatulence.
pudgy guys who aren't enormously fat, but definitely pudgy and when they tuck their shirt in, it accentuates how their pudgy belly hangs out over their belt
Love the buldak carbonara packets.When they're done I stir fry the noodles with cheese and milk/cream. It lush. Nowhere ever has them though so I have to get them online
well thats my little bwc wanked to overwatch characters getting impregnated
>>219184705Literally me, skinny but with a beer belly
>>219184705they should wear trousers with a higher rise
>>219184705Are you looking for a ktim? Because ktim
>>219184711They're bloody amazing. You got a B&M near you? They stock them in mine sometimes. Mainly the black ones though which are delicious.
>>219184705also tucking their shirt in accentuates their fat buttocks in their boomer dad jeans
Is the gyalposter aware she's in the new call of duty
>not enormously fat >belly hangs out over their belt
Madri.Mates.Men's mental health.
>>219184666rorke's bathroom window, you don't hear the city up there
>>219184729I do but they don't stock them, they do shin ramen though. Buldak too spicy up norf I guess
>>219184751
got my willy out in the mental health group
>>219184754No chinky supermarkets near you? they sell stacks of ramensloppa
>>219184771Nearest one is like 15 miles away. I guess I could go and stock up a few months' supply
>>219184754Our Tesco up here in Hull do them. I'm getting some more tomorrow.
Glasgow doesn't have any? Find that hard to believe considering I went there.
>>219184785That's like a 20 minute drive just do it
I don't live in Glasgow. I'm about 20 miles from there
>>219184808might be coming up for the flaming lips gigsaw them in edinburgh last year as well
al plapchino
>>219184789>tomorrowNot tomorrow, I mean Friday. Technically tomorrow.
what do you lads think happens after death then. reincarnation as someone new? or reincarnation as someone who existed and you basically live a new life but as one person of trillions who have existed on this planet. or perhaps you reincarnate as someone not from Earth but on a different planet altogether? questions x
>>219184789>>219184821which tesco specifically x
>>219184789I can get the cup version from Asda but it's not the same
>>219184825reincarnation isn't real
>>219184825I don't know
>>219184825nothing, obviously
The Klingons in Star Trek are like a strange combination of vikings, pirates, black people, and perhaps even a little bit of samurai, all put together as one species.
just ate my own jizz :/
>>219184846space niggaz
Might piss the bed
mystery niggas
>>219184827I dunno, I'm ordering online and getting it delivered so wherever that big depot is I guess, unless they pick it off the shelves at the big Tesco at St Stephens.
kissing niggas
integrating with niggas
>>219184825on to the afterlife
>>219184856She just got some abysmal fake tits installed
Gone off into the proverbial deep end, so to speak
CLASSIC niggas
Morning lads, how we doin?
letting a nigger come round your house for dinner
>>219184825>>219184834I bet reincarnation is real. There's too many cases of children remembering details of past lives that can be verified using historical records. The scientists that collect this data have found tons of cases, and they've weeded out the frauds and any chance of coincidence. Look at the work of Professor Ian Stevenson for example.
>>219184904load of bollocks mate sorry
>>219184902>every christmas advert since 2015
>>219184902This is the script for every advert on the telly
>>219184902absolutely NOT
>>219184916How do you explain the evidence? And what do you think happens? Are you a Christian? Because the Cathar sect of Christianity believed in reincarnation.
>>219184917>>219184919rorkeian hivemind
>>219184900hi hello
>>219184904yeah i think reincarnation makes the most sense the heaven/hell or "it's all just black bro" is just disguised nihilism
schizo hours is it righto
>>219184960erm yep
>>219184960I can't see any schizos so I assume you're aiming that at me. But just because I'm schizo doesn't mean I'm wrong.
Got the Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Full Length: Parts I - IX) on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZZM_U2VWrc
I could have been born in india as a jeettherefore we should let millions of them inwe're all the same after all
>>219184944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwjRg0vNdt0He's in this thread
hate the fact that i can just be using the internet and suddenly be exposed to the opinion of some slum-dwelling indian manthey need their own version of the great firewall
>>219184996You think reincarnation is used to justify mass immigration? Now that's schizo. The evidence suggests that we generally reincarnate into our own family. It doesn't imply that we're all the same.
>>219184996I would let only the 9s and 10s Indian chicks to study here for 3-4 years (have sex with me) and then fuck off to somewhere else.
The German philosopher Peter Sloterdijk is surprisingly edgy for a modern German. he mocks feminism and criticizes immigration and even named the jew on a couple of occassions. I don't know how gets away with it in modern Germany when it's so woke but maybe they just view him as some random eccentric and not important enough to worry about.
>>219184996bizarre post
I went to a restaurant for dinner. At the table beside ours was a young red-headed man on a date with a young black woman.
>>219184984I'm listening to Close to the Edge
>>219185030was she cute? if yes good for the ging
christcuck yank is so insulted by the mere idea of reincarnation that he thinks it means we're all equal to eachother >NO!! YOU NEED to believe in my white heaven just like in the boondocks!!
>>219185030black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>219185034based
>>219184851not worth it if you're aiming to retain the nutrients therein
>>219185028what phenotype is he
>>219185036She was not ugly. She was somewhat refined looking. Her hair was straightened.
>>219185061North European Germanic although could be also mistaken for Polish or Hungarian. Usually musicians who look like that produce kino music.
I’m in your walls
>>219184789£5 says this lad eats his lunch in Pearson Park
>>219185021>You think reincarnation is used to justify mass immigration?yes, 100%, that type of thinking permeates modern discourse. How many times have you heard someone say how weird they find that they've been born in this body and not as someone else? >The evidence suggests that we generally reincarnate into our own family. there is no evidence. Don't bother posting fucking anecdotes again. >>219185038christcucks also think everyone is created equalatheists unfortunately inherited this retardation
>>219184904well what I mean by 'reincarnation' is literally 'you die, and ow you're a foetus in some woman's body having just begun consciousness'
https://youtu.be/rOUl7kSrxFQShe got fired for this
>>219185082well get out of them!
>>219185061grim
>>219185068Good for the ging, they are discriminated against, sadly there's almost no natural redheads in my country. My friend went to Canada and found the most beautiful ginger angel I've ever seen, kind of acted retarded when I first met her cause it was too much lol.
>>219184984more like Blog On You Boring Bastard (Full Length: Parts I - IX)
might go to hull and look for a nigga with a hysterical mother yelling at him
>>219185090>dont bother posting anecdotesdid he reincarnate and post details from his past life then?
>>219185092We've all been there
>>219185094No it’s comfy here :P
>>219185097howling (howling even more so if you're the original poster of that)
>>219185092top kek
There aren't words for 99% of what you actually do when you're fixing shit. You'd think there'd be more words for technical manual things that are impossible.
>>219185117no worries pal I've brombiddled it
petals must fall. like rain in the forest among the mountains defying the consuming sea where the tide rises and and the tide falls inevitably. the natural order of things will not be stopped. cannot be stopped. do not succumb to this grim world. the natural order of things would have you wallow in pain and loneliness and darkness or even have you take your own life. do not. do fight on. struggle and struggle and suffer to spite those normalfaggotniggers and this cruel world that would have you anon suffer so much. if this world this society would outcast you then by God you shall outcast this society and world from yourself anon. even you, yes you. your warrior soul blooms like a wildflower after a fire. be successful be happy. be free. LIVE.
>>219185090>there is no evidenceYou mean you haven't seen evidence, and you reject the idea that evidence could exist so there's no point looking at it. You've decided that reincarnation isn't real. Not based on weighing evidence, but based on your feeling. Data collected in a scientific investigation isn't anecdotal evidence.
I say the N word when having a nice piss, no idea why.
>>219185127was just saying this down the pub
>>219185138it's a good word
>>219185117SolderingReplacingTightening SealingTapingCaulkingTesting Applying some [x]Splicing
>>219185133there is no evidence for reincarnation because it's all anecdotal, things parents heard their kids repeatthe damning piece of evidence for me is that there were talks of other type of supernatural phenomena from these cultures that believe in reincarnation, siddhis they're called, powers that one can achieve through meditative states, and no one has ever proved any of them in a lab, and people have tried, it's 2026 now, bit late in the day to try to prove any type of supernatural shit
>>219185159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0maYbn8ED-Aon of my favorite N word scenes in a show
Let me tell ya a couple of three things
I'll say THE WORDI'll say THE N WORD
There’s a throbbing in my trousers for ladies of a younger age.
>>219185182this feels umworthy. Can I get an ummy check?
>>219185201ummy wummy
>>219185200>>219185201sickos
>>219185166>there were talks of other type of supernatural phenomena from these culturesBasically every culture has this.Data collected by a team of researchers is not anecdotal evidence. Or do you think all evidence is anecdotal because even a peer reviewed research paper is just, like, a story someone is telling, like an anecdote? I'm not saying there's proof, and maybe there never will be. But based on what I've read, reincarnation is easily the most likely explanation for the data. If you were honest about trying to find the truth, you'd ask for the evidence so you can look at it. Instead you reject it before there's any danger that it might change your mind.
Wait til the nonce Canadian shows up later and posts 13 year olds
why are australians so fucking gay
definitely mogs me
quite large
>>219185239I said don't post random stories or collections of storiesif you have some actual scientific literature go ahead and post it
20 YEARS IN THE CAN
>>219185244would be better if he was in a skirt and I didn't see his face
The music they play at the olympics is awful Where do they even find these DJs?
atb
Feeling dread about my future lads, wahey
>>219185295Ít's always a shitty DJ at a mainstream event, at least they had Gojira on the last one.
Umcarrots better fuck off to bed before I show them something to um about
>>219185307If you can alchemize this dread and learn from it, turn it into a positive force, you will achieve virginity
Tried veganism today. Got up to about noon and I ate some sour cream. Basically impossible.
and the new? will we reincarnate in the new? or is this it ?
>>219185271This is somewhere you might start:https://www.researchgate.net/publication/242424836_Ian_Stevenson_and_Cases_of_the_Reincarnation_Type
>>219185403Please let this be the last one
>>219185403I'll get it made, one sec
>>219185436>>219185436>>219185436
